#kids play centres

[lolipopsplayland]

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#lollipops playland #kids play centres #kids play zone #Indoor games #Happy Valley

[stubz]

"Can't you cut it off?"

"No I can't cut it off Zyz because unlike you my leg can't grow back."

"Yeah Max is a mammal. We just have to wait till Friday and it'll be all better."

"It'll be longer than Friday Tarlax, it won't be completely better till after the tri-eclipse festival."

*chorus of what's, groans, and other disapproving children sounds*

"But that's...1..2..4..6...7 weeks!"

"I thought you said you weren't hurt that bad!"

"YOU ALREADY RESTED FOR A WEEK!!"

"Yes but it'll still take a while for me to be able to play with you guys again. Right now I'm only able to keep an eye on you kids and help Kim out with crafts and non-physical things."

"But when Pollix broke his arm he was all better in 2 weeks, and my uncle Fenrir broke his foot but he's all better after 10 days."

"Listen kids, humans take longer to heal than most other species. And until then I can't play with you or else my ankle will just get worse."

"But why can't-!"

"Please just one-"

"Maaxx-"

"Come on-!"

"ENOUGH!" having enough of the kids guilt and nag her injured co-worker on his first day back ran the the other human's patience dry.

"Max fractured, broke, his ankle and you want him to run on it? You want him to carry you all while just standing for too long hurts him? You want him to make his injury even worse so that he can play with you?"

complete silence

"After all Max has done for you kids and still you demand that he bends over backwards to entertain you...terrible behavior, I am disappointed in you, all of you."

"...Sorry Miss Kim."

"I'm not the one you kids should be apologizing to."

*chorus of small whispered apologies to Max*

"I forgive you, but like Kim I'm disappointed in you. Now everyone go get your snack."

.

..

"Kay what's eating you?"

"...I feel bad for yelling at the kids now."

"I know but you and I know that was necessary."

"Yeah but I still don't like it."

"Sorry for making you do that. I should've put my foot down and lectured them instead of you."

"Well...to be fair you couldn't without losing balance or wrecking your ankle even more."

"Ha. ha. very funny."

"MAX!!" screams dozen of children and younglings.

"Holy shit!"

"FuuuACK ...damnit my ankle..." his body forgot that even while scared he should not be jumping.

"We got you stuff to help you get better faster!" one by one the children handed the humans jars, wrapped up food, beverages, medicines, and many other things that helped one's health on their respective planet.

"Wow, this is so thoughtful kids. Thanks."

"And thanks to my uncle Fenrir I know how you can play with us but also catch up in case of emergencies."

"Oh really? Is it some kind of scooter--ho crap! THOR PUT ME DOWN!"

"Does it hurt?? Athea, Pollix, come on!"

"Waitwaitwaitwait!"

"There! Not only can you move faster, but also your taller and we get to train our stamina and endurance like any good warrior."

"Kim. Help. Me."

"Are you in pain?"

"...actually no...it's surprisingly comfortable."

"then what's wrong?"

"this is against protocol."

"Dude we have like zero protocol here when it comes to playtime."

"..."

"Your scared of heights?" they ask raising a brow.

"In my defense not many 6'3 men can be carried like this..."

"Well considering your only 2 feet higher now I say we call this your exposure therapy. Carry on kids, but don't run with him unless he says so."

"KIM! DON'T LEAVE ME! I WILL EXPOSURE THERAPY YOU TO SPIDERS IN YOUR SLEEP FOR THIS!!"

"No you won't! Your too nice plus to make things even the spider would have to be small and in a container."

#the adventures of kim and max running a space child care centre #humans are space oddities #humans are space orcs #I fractured my ankle while playing grounders at work and am dreading the kids reactions to hearing that I won't be able to play with them #6-8 weeks for this thing to heal! #it was bad #I heard the bone crack #at least my boss gave me cookies and a get well card during the weekend #and I don't have to come into work right away

[mintmentos]

How is it that such a popular book series can have a 2 films and a tv show and the best adaptation is still the musical with such a low budget but so much love to give

#loo roll water powers my beloved <3 #honestly it has so much charm and has such good character studies and overall just does so much with the source material? #and at its centre it is still so firmly for kids. the humour and the way they play it and the kind of music it’s all so rooted in the source #material I love it so much and wish more people loved it too #percy jackson #pjo #the lightning thief musical #tlt musical

[daffi-990]

WIP Wednesday

Tagged by @diazsdimples @shipperqueen6 @elvensorceress @loserdiaz @dangerpronebuddie @inell @wikiangela. Thank you lovelies for the tags ❤️

I actually have something to share today! It’s not much, but I managed to write 700 or so words for LA Lonely 🏙️ and I’m just feeling very happy that I was able to write something (the writing beans are taking a well earned vacation after Rivals).

Prev snippet from this fic here.

Buck takes his place by Bobby’s side as they welcome the teachers and children to the firehouse and begin their tour. They start with the engines and the ambulance and finish up in the loft where the kids each get a turn sliding down the fireman’s pole.

They’re halfway through the class, a very eager red headed boy launching himself forward to wrap himself around the pole, when Buck spots one of the kids, Christopher, sitting by himself looking sad.

Christopher had been extremely enthusiastic the whole tour, and while most kids wanted to know if they had a Dalmatian at the station, Christopher had asked questions like does 911 stay on the line throughout an entire call and do fire trucks have water in them, or do they always have to find a hydrant. Both Bobby and Buck had been surprised but delighted to answer whatever questions the kid threw their way.

Buck signals Chim to take over helping the kids slide down the pole (Bobby is downstairs at the other end) then walks over and sits down next to Chrsitopher who is fiddling with the hand grip on one of his crutches.

“Hey Christopher.” The boy looks up at Buck as he sits down, then drops his gaze back down to his feet. Buck gently bumps the boys side with his elbow, “Not a fan of the fire pole? I wasn’t either when I was kid.”

“I can’t hold on tight enough,” Christopher says quietly, then adds solemnly, “and I can’t stop myself at the bottom because of my legs.”

“Do you want to go down the fire pole?” Buck asks.

“Yes,” Christopher admits, “but I can’t do it by myself.”

“Well good thing you don’t have to.” Buck says cheerfully, flashing Christopher a smile. Christopher looks at him, a mix of confusion and hope making his face crinkle adorably. “I’ll stand down the bottom of the pole and reach up so I can help you slide down!”

Christopher’s face lights up. “Really?”

“Of course! What’s the point of having big strong muscles,” Buck says as he flexes his arms causing Christopher to giggle, “if I don’t get to use them to help people.”

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#daffi writes #wip: la lonely #buddie wip #buddie #wrote this on the notes app on my phone while my two gremlins (affectionate) were running around at a kids play centre so be kind 😅

[winepresswrath]

I will laugh so hard if it turns out that John is making a sincere effort at being a decent parent and it's such an awful outcome for Gideon that I feel like it's plausible. He's giving off such man who thinks of himself as a good guy confronted with oops baby vibes.

#like he did get babytrapped and in fact attempted baby murdered and he knows he shouldn't make it Gideon's problem so he's trying not to #but she is a walking reminder of his dead besties' murder attempt #just. the way he says no reason to be an asshole to the mother of your child #the way he's like oh no you don't have to swear loyalty to me that's an inappropriate amount of pressure to put on our relationship #very funny under the murderstances #but also these are the words of a dude who felt tremendous contempt for men who whine about child support #and yet!! he's a tremendously vindictive and self centred person. what's a guy to do #he got babytrapped and it wasn't even because they wanted him around! it's because they wanted him gone! #and his kid is the murder weapon! #how is this fair? #very fun intersection of him knowing what the correct answer most in line with his values is #with the bit where he's just wildly unqualified to do that #you've got a #sims playing alcohol abusing vengeful god in the midst of a depressive episode #taking a deep breath and attempting a child centric approach #he's not going to be good at it! #he is also not going to immediately murder her to fuck over his enemies tho so he's still winning #for now!

[snoopylovessoup]

#true story #I would go to the science centre a lot as a kid and just end up playing solitaire on the computers there for ages #my poor mum must’ve been so bored 💀

[royalberryriku]

What if I revamped my khoc discord and posted about in Tumblr more and somehow got it to gain traction and started rping again with all of you?? What then?? (I'd cry tears if joy that's what)

Anyway, what if our OCs held hands and became friends??? 🥺👉👈 jk... unless??

#kingdom hearts #writing #kingdom hearts original character #kh ocs #kh #writers on tumblr #khocs #original character #kingdom hearts oc #lets be friends pls I wanna interact with all of you and make a space where we can all share our kids like doting parents #I don't have a lot of energy and I'm currently working on some writing reqs but SOON #I want to invite all my friends with kh ocs and for their ocs to be able to meet and to throw in my own ocs and just #khocs everywhere #like a daycare centre full of our ocs playing with each other let's goooo

[lucky-draws]

22.4.23

#sketchbook #a dude who was playing/singing in the town centre #he was doing some cheesy rockabilly and wearing a rather horrid pink shirt and had a curly mullet and a bright red #amp/kick drum and i drew him bc i found him a little funny #but then his mate noticed me drawing and came over and was like can i show him these #so i ended up saying hi to the dude and he took a photo of my drawings to print off because he said #a couple of people had drawn him before and he has the pictures on his wall and i was like ok aw aww. #sorry for thinking your singing was bad mister ♥️ #i didnt have any colours with me so i bought some cheap kids felt tips so i could do a coloured sketch LOL #i need to start keeping an actual pencil case in my work handbag rather than just a loose pencil or two

[tamagotchikgs]

my sister spontaneously dropped that we were going to see a movie today literally a second before we left n on the way i found out it was dungeons n dragons and oh. oog,, my god,,, i have been putting off seeing this movie for so long bc i physically cannot contain myself ab dnd i get too excited but itwas so fucking good,,,, one of the best movies ive seen in years it was so silly n whimsy n dnd as hell and i think it wouldve been a great movie even if i wasnt autisically abnormal ab dnd as an interest,,,,,,,,, probably

#i just. i love dnd so much. the worlds. everything. the comfort it all gives me is fucking wild #as a little kid i used to make like. drawn dress up character creator sheets to try and to force my sister to make a character with them so #she'd play my scuffed version of it #n is has only grown since then #the fucking. the dagger fight n the mage hand fight were both so good i bazbBBBbzz #i loved all of it so much #even if it was on a shitty college campus roll down screen #and everyone got squished horizontally so the halfings were even more fucked up looking #i loved the practical effects tho it made it feel so nostalgic n homey #i loved the absolutely fuckd up n stiff little tabaxi baby #also because i played bg3 as an owl bear centred dragonborn druid those scenes had a v special place in my heart LMAO #also. when the guy said baldurs gate there was a literal ripple that went thru the tiny little crowd that there was #it was so funny #i lov watching movies w other ppl

[mammab2017]

Kid Connection Dino Play Centre

Overall Verdict: 1.5 pushing 2 stars

Concept: 5/5

Age recommendation vs real world: 2/5

Ball pit:1/5

Slide: 0.5/5

Dino arch 0.5/5

Today I’m reviewing the Dino Play Centre by Kid Connection.

Its one of those rare weekends in the UK where we get our wobbly white bits out hoping to either get a tan or not burn too badly that we look like over cooked lobsters on Monday morning.

The wee man wanted a paddling pool, he had a choice of an actual pool with no frills or this dinosaur pool. Of course he opted for this one and why wouldn’t he he’s 4.

Out the box, it looked ok but the assembly stage happened. Oh feck me the sweat was dripping and not in a sexy way. Manual inflation only 😫🤬 Base ok, slide a bit of a flaff then the hideous Dino arch. That bloody thing felt like I was inflating a car. 3 hours later the pools up but oh shit there’s another bloody piece - the ball pit.

Whoop it’s finally assembled and all I have to do is add water - fairly idiot proof….

Time to connect the hose pipe to the arch to Dino arch to cheat filling the pool. If you value your life don’t bother. It pisses water out the valve and the pressure of the water makes the arch topple over if not fully inflated. The hose wasn’t even on that much just a quarter turn of the tap barely a dribble. Gave up and lied to said child that the arch doesn’t work when the oils full 😂😂

Slide. Yeah what can I say about this pointless add on. As I said my child is 4 and the box say this product is for age 3+ it should be weight limit. Every time the wee lad uses the slide the water comes out from underneath. Perhaps that’s why you need the hose connected to keep the pool full and flowing… there’s not much water in the pool even if you push the limits to add more so there’s no woo hoo splash.

Ball pit - waste of frigging time. It comes away all the time so all I hear is “it keeps falling down”. Bit of wind touches it and see ya later.

Overall. The idea is good but because you have to purchase some extra bits to make the hose connector work this isn’t worth the money. Also ball pit only comes with 5 balls; surely the manufacturer could have stretched to 10 or an inflatable ball.

All in all, expensive shopping trip, feeling hot and sweaty. Kids slightly happy and I’m a mam needing a bottle or two or Coors. Cheers fellow parents and thanks for reading.

#product reviews #kids pool #kid connection #Dino play centre #dinosaurs #British summer #parent humour #parent vs toddler

[lolipopsplayland]

Kids Indoor Play Centre in Springwood

#kids play centres #Springwood

[stubz]

Drill Day

'Attention participants, the drill will be starting in 1 minute. Take this time to prepare yourselves and to remember that everything that will happen is a simulation. Nothing can or will legitimately hurt you. Should you wish to stop the simulation tap the centerpiece of your vest and you will escorted off, should you be unable to do so simply say 'moon' and you will escorted off.'

"Okay the sound system is good, the holograms and drones are a go, and our actors are ready."

"I still don't know why we need actors when we have perfectly good holograms and drones." Glip didn't want to admit but she was a little hurt that Calis and the Captain didn't trust her work.

"We've been over this. As good as your holograms are they aren't physical which can lower the realism and while your drones are physical they can can be too predictable which is something we don't want. Hence the actors."

"Doubt they'll even be convincing." she grumbled.

.

To Glip's annoyance and Quip's entertainment the actor's where in fact convincing.

"What are you doing you idiot?! Your in a supply closet with tons of stuff around to use and you use a towel?? You deserve to be captured by enemy forces."

The poor Vrool get's tackled to the ground by an actor who roars in their face, fake fangs and mandibles making them ink themselves.

"Aw buddy, aw there we go! Good sportsmanship actor!" the actor uses the towel to clean the Vrool best they can before finding them a new uniform to change into them a before sending them to the 'jail' set up.

"Shlip who did they hire for this?" honestly this was some of the best simulation acting she's seen in a while.

"Some random ship members who had too much time and was down for a free dinner on Cap."

"Huh, any apexes?"

"Oh yeah, like two thirds of them. Those big ones dressed like a Mors Crawlers? That's a tighalax and a rextalian."

"Great asteroids no wonder those orcs were shaking."

"Yep," he said popping the p. "almost as terrifying as the real thing."

..

"Wait wait wait, hold the shlipping communicator, we got younglings doing this?"

"Oh quiznack. . .well it's probably gonna be toned down right, right?" he asked looking at his co-worker.

"Yeah, yeah it should be. Look. Like half the actors are leaving...leaving only the scariest ones left." they looked at each other concerned.

"CAAAPPPTAAAIN??"

"What!? Damnit Quip and Glip don't yell into the comms!"

"Are we actually sending younglings into this??"

"Isn't this like youngling endangerment?"

"The kids have been briefed about this and their parents signed off on this. Perfectly legal and safe. I also brought in some experts on this."

"Experts on scaring children?" who the shlip does that??

"Just do your jobs."

...

"OH MY GODS..HOW THE ACTUAL SHLIP?!"

"how the deq are these kids fine with this..."

Said younglings are being chased by actors, dressed as Mors Crawlers and Domitors, the actors giving them very little breathing room.

One of them swipe at the younglings with their prosthetic claws, catching on the little ones clothes. They yank back and the child is sent sprawling towards the jaws of the Domitor, the child's vest lights up red. They're out.

Some more children get caught by claws, tails, and wings. Each one of them are out.

The remaining few duck into an open vent too small for the predators to follow. They claw and roar at the entrance.

"HA! Can't get them now, score one nothing for the younglings!"

"Nope, look at screen 3."

While the actors at the entrance roared and thrashed a few of them ran through the halls until reaching the other side of the vent. Just as the children were coming out.

They could run but to where? Back into the vent? Forward into their pursuers?

Well they tried both.

The largest and strongest charged forward while the smallest ran back.

While the larger and stronger ones were from species known for their power and abilities, they were still younglings going against adults. After some struggling their vests turned red.

Only a handful of younglings reached the vent without getting caught. The ones inside were safe...for now.

....

'Only 5 minutes before the simulation is over. 5 minutes.'

"Well, looks the kids win this one."

"Good for them. They earned it."

"Yeah-hold up...what are they doing?"

The actors were...breaking the wall. They had grabbed chairs and any heavy objects they could and were using them to break down the wall.

"IS THIS ALLOWED?!"

"THERE'S NO WAY IT IS....gods wrath it is...JUST LET THE KIDS HAVE THIS!!"

When a foot of the vent was now revealed they grabbed it and started to pull. The other side, now aware of what was happening, started to push and increase their efforts in grabbing the younglings.

"They're pulling it...oh my gods they're pulling it out of the actual wall!"

"IT'S 15 FEET LONG THOUGH!!"

"HOW MUCH TIME IS LEFT?!"

"2 MINUTES."

Inch by inch the predators pulled out sections of the vent. Almost a third of the way done. The hole left behind now big enough to send over their smallest predator on the other side.

"BODY CAM BODY CAM"

"I'M DOING IT I'M DOING IT"

The beast crawled as fast as it could through the tunnel. The younglings yell and kick at its claws.

A child screams while being dragged out of the body cams view.

"They're dead."

"Yep, you owe me five tix."

"No, I betted on the other rextali-"

"MOON!"

Quip and Glip quieted. Then went into a flurry finding the right camera, searching for the child who said the safe word.

They found the child; Zyz, age 6 years old, species rextalian, being comforted by an actor. Face pressed into the adults fake fur while stroking the child's spine with their palms. Keeping their face and claws out of Zyz's view.

All the other actors around them softly put down the vent pieces and children already caught.

They then step back and then kneel or crouch. Claws are up or by their sides.

The children go to one another, checking up on each other, a few check on Zyz.

One of the actors slowly approaches Zyz on their knees. Hand out holding a tissue.

A tiny hand takes it. Along with the tissue.

And just like that all the other adults scoop up the children. Some are cradled into their chests, needing comfort and to not have them see their masks. Others are put onto their shoulders and backs, not as riled up or in a more playful mood. Some are tossed and dangled, to put them at ease despite the adrenaline coursing through their small bodies.

Soon the sniffles and hiccups are replaced by laughter and cheers.

The claws are replaced by warm sweaty hands.

Fangs and mandibles are replaced by sweaty smiling faces.

Wings and extra appendages are replaced by children hugging the tired actors.

"...they were HUMANS?!?"

"Hey it's Max! ...Ohhh that's whose a professional in scaring kids. That makes sense now."

#shlip is a space curse word #this is influenced by me learning that Maleficent's daughter was the one to play young Aurora #also by the video of that little girl who loved the monster costume #sometimes i play as a monster when with kids and they love it but sometimes it gets to be too much #so i either tone it down by kneeling and being quiet or by giving them space/a break #humans are space orcs #humans are space oddities #the adventures of kim and max running a space child care centre #not gonna lie I also get pretty competitive when chasing them and trying to catch them to the point where I will almost tackle them #or use their friends as bait to lure in the faster ones

[seashellronan]

the thing that gets me about about barbie is that barbie land wasn’t even purposefully a matriarchy, barbie land came about because of the way little girls were playing with their barbies, it wasn’t created by mattel it was created by the people using the toys, so the fact that the barbies ignored the ken’s and had girls night every night wasn’t because they had some bias against him, it was just an accurate depiction of how kids play with barbies. I had some ken dolls as a child and they were essential to the plot in the sense that of course my barbie has a boyfriend because that represented the world i saw around me, but also he didn’t have any purpose in my dream world because i was only interested in what the girls were doing because they represented me and how i wanted to be, I wanted girls night every night I wanted the girls to be president and austronauts and not because of some inherent feminist idea but because I was a girl and I wasn’t thinking about boys, ken was an accessory. this movie wasn’t made to change the world but it showed a different perspective than what we usually see which I thought was fun. Men don’t have to be the centre of all our stories and its not even because we hate them, sometimes we’re just not thinking about them

#idk #it was so fun and camp and silly #and nostalgic #barbie #barbie spoilers

[cheekymonkeysae]

Leading Kids Soft Play Haven in UAE by Cheeky Monkeys

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[kidzeebeta1]

Kidzee Beta-1 Kids at the Fire Station

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[fazcinatingblog]

What is a Bronx cheer compared to a normal cheer compared to a girl screaming TRENT TRENT TRENT AFTER THE SIREN WE WON WE WON

#this guy on Twitter is so dumb though #he's always awful about everything #but never forget that Trent caught the golden snitch at the end and kicked a goal worth 150 points and we won #Trent baby #my hero #still can't believe we won #amazing #Trent is the hero #statue of Trent outside the AIA centre #i live in a world of delusion #Trent still plays for Collingwood and ginnidiot is on a drug ban for 2 years and Taylor Adams is always perpetually injured and #i mean i work for sophia so delusion is easy to tap into #Just think like sophia #what would Sophia do #always the best advice for literally anything in life #tired? have a nap #running out of money? yell at your admin worker to creatively account some invoices #got too much money? buy the house next to one you already own #have four kids? demand they all become accountants and never talk to them if they don't #too lazy to go outside? smoke inside #hungry? 6 cheese biscuits #still hungry? try another 6 cheese biscuits #hungry again? 6 choc chip cookies #water? make sure it's sparkling mineral water #soup? chicken cup a soup without noodles #if it's the wrong soup? reprimand whoever did this atocious act of betrayal and eat it anyway #want more money? hire more accountants #i spelt atrocious wrong #dinner after work and too tired to cook? $20 fish and chips #taxi? use one of your 53 accountants instead