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lethaldosepod · 5 months
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It can be frustrating to not have medicines to rely on when young children are sick, but what they really need is to be made comfortable with physical alterations, to stay hydrated, and to be given love. Sometimes that's honestly the best medicine.
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The way this kid sleeps sometimes. 🤣 #love #lovemyboy #sleepyboy #kidsareweird https://www.instagram.com/p/CHUXFytla_j/?igshid=lrdumuionkiq
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shittheatrekidssay · 5 years
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Girl: do u know when you wanna say something funny
Guy: ya and you can’t because your not funny
Girl: noooo... like when you wanna be funny but u just don’t have any brain cell
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christianandnerdy · 5 years
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Awkward text placement #kidsareweird https://www.instagram.com/p/Bqq4n_blLkz/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1p5om70qp5cyo
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realchrisilluminati · 6 years
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Ok, let’s hear your best #kidlogic moments. #parenting #pizza #kidsareweird
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ed-rex · 3 years
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#kidsareweird department: So, after two bowls of blueberries and a 150 mililitres of milk, Baobao spontaneously shelved all the books she'd taken out after waking from her nap, then hauled out the wooden snowshoes from under the couch and piled them as you see in the photo. Then she pulled out one of her books and opened it to a page showing various foods, then pointed to the picture of a Swiss cheese. Note that she hasn't liked plain cheese in *months*. Nevertheless, I cut her a slice of 18 month old Beemster and handed it to her, thinking I'd eat when she turned her nose up. Instead, she gobbled down a half dozen *more* slices, before setting to work hauling kilogram boxes of coffee around the kitchen. Go figure. https://www.instagram.com/p/CMngvaeJ-2T/?igshid=1e3zyw3dwgg3k
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ursaink · 3 years
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#MarchMeetTheMaker 😂 NEWEST MAKE 🤦‍♀️ My daughter made some bizzare comment last night about her 2021 Halloween costume idea: a monkey mask with a top hat and beard. 🤦‍♀️ And thus, APEraham Lincoln was invented. It was too funny to pass up a drawing opportunity like this. I had a half hour before calling it quits for the night so it was ON! . #ursaink @joannehawker #marchmeetthemaker2021 #meettheartist #meetthemaker #meettheartist2021 #newestmake #newestcreation #aperahamlincoln #abrahamlincoln #kidsareweird (at Calaveras County, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/CMC52DVsiV5/?igshid=6jkd8o1vf9pi
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spazzscreations · 3 years
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Any of your kids have weird sayings? This girls always says "You are a Gamma Llama Head" #llamasofinstagram #imprettsurethatsanalpaca #fluffyllama #llamas #gammallama #kidsareweird #llamashirt #heatpress #heatpressnation #vinylshirt #valentines #valentinesday #kidsshirt#valentinesshirt #kidsofinstagram https://www.instagram.com/p/CKEuhUZHoAm/?igshid=14jqln4jplrvd
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I had lemon slices in my water yesterday and they both wanted one. I thought they’d make that funny sour face... John Silas held on to his the entire time we walked. They also wanted fresh lemon slices after our walk #niece #nephew #kidsareweird #alsoTristan https://www.instagram.com/p/CGIZuMlAs9B7VwDKEdy7RNh7GqJaQZDU6JoTwI0/?igshid=ples0npk8697
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nikideaf · 4 years
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So, we have THIS situation going on right now...#idontknowwhathesdoing doing #kidsareweird #kidsofinstagram (at East Windsor, New Jersey) https://www.instagram.com/p/CFSecsfM-ZX/?igshid=177p02iml37g8
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momcave · 4 years
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Eating is my favorite! #foodie #kidsareweird #momlife #mealswithkids #Repost @sarabellab123 with @get_repost ・・・ What is wrong with kids?! 😳.. • • Follow @sarabellab123 .. • • #dinnertimeblues #kidsonlywantsnacks #funnymama #quarantinelife #quarantinedwithkids #momlifebelike #mommylife #mamabear #momjokes #mommemes #momhumor #parentmemes #parenthumor #parenthood #momsofinsta #unicornmom #hotmessmom #hotmessmoms #dadjokes #mamaistired (at Fryeburg, Maine) https://www.instagram.com/p/CD-V-GCBw2K/?igshid=18kw1g0ffawks
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shittheatrekidssay · 5 years
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When your bored
*Qoute the entirety of a sponge bob episode
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stephanieamarinelli · 4 years
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Lunch duty can be funny sometimes. #KidsAreWeird (at Learning Lodge Academy) https://www.instagram.com/p/B9rYVa7nrHrf_Xc9y39o0tF_FoHzPMUqUTuATc0/?igshid=1xtpvhwipj02e
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prov31lioness · 4 years
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Look who's ready for the #fumcwintergala! We received the tickets from some wonderful friends for Christmas and since @joshthetruckdriver isn't in town I'm taking my momma as my date! The gala is a fun raiser for the missions team. Ticket purchases as well as a silent auction and other activities all go to fund #fumckissimmee mission trips, domestic and international. This year they will be going to the #floridakeys to help rebuild from #hurricaneirma. I am super psyched to be going. #girlsnight #anyexcusetodressup #fundraisingforacause #handsandfeetofchrist #tonightwekickourheelsup #pedicureswerehad #fancyandfeelingfly Pic 2 was the pose #TheLordling wanted me to do. Maybe he was going for excited? Maybe he was going for tree-loving nature goddess? #idunno #kidsareweird #howdoyouexplainthemindofateen #hedidagoodjobphotoging #Lordlingphotographyforhire (at Saint Cloud, Florida) https://www.instagram.com/p/B8UpNaFBEsRfqPdAd52ZjTbvkyVpUFJb6CuFV40/?igshid=1hi77tc1otlyf
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Kids are weird
- i'm a barista and yesterday there was this young couple and their small child finishing up their order when the boy tries to drag the father away and is all "come sit with me dad this is paradise" and we're still cracking up
- my ma and sister and i were setting up pastries and whatnot as vendors at this prom/bridal thing when this little boy walks up like he belongs among the cheesecakes and icing and he snatches a cupcake, moans into a giant bite, and enthusiastically crosses himself and kisses his fist before pointing to the sky and walking away
- my baby cousin is his own half-aware, somewhat-disturbing story but once he was sitting on the end of the table at my grandma's eating i don't even know what on a spoon when he pops it out of his mouth with the straightest deadpanned poker face you've ever seen and squeals i mean deathshriekendofworldscream and looks around the room with that dumbass face and does. not. stop. and i shit you not i think i pulled something
- the monster child's older sweetheart sister was provoked into a staring contest with my stepdad one visit and every. time. they started her face would just drop. Like... dead face to the point it was kind of frightening like she had seen things you know SEEN THINGS and she would almost look like she was about to cry? Never once did she crack. She makes me sad sometimes.
- so many more that i have, at the moment, blocked out
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Got Sammy a new bed, so everyone had to try! #dogs #dogsofinstagram #boys #catsareweird #catsofinstagram #adoptlove #adoptdontshop #cats #silverbullitt #kidsareweird #lovemyboys https://www.instagram.com/p/B61ZRJVFlBQ/?igshid=p2c6od96hr2j
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