#kisses his statues

[fountainpenguin]

Etho sending Joel a letter in the mail telling him to take down the giant statues of Etho at the entrance of his base... "I know you hold me in high regard, but maybe your obsession has gone too far and I think it would be for the best to take those down-"

Joel, sending a letter back: "Wasn't me. Someone worked really hard on them though so I moved them to your base."

crying. they are so silly.

#This on the heels (to me) of Joel's spotify playlist about how he misses Etho & his neck kisses. you silly silly boys #Boat Boys #EthosLab #Joel Smallishbeans #Hermitcraft spoilers #Hermitcraft Season 10 #Hermitcraft #traffic soulmates #mcyt #As soon as he said he saw the statues I was like 'He's going to tell him to take them down' and then he did?? wild

[mishapen-dear]

okay but watching pomme and richas' family growing RACE gets so intense. okay. look.

pomme: baghera, antoine, aypierre, kameto, etoiles, bad, and max (from aypierre) for parents; dapper as sibling; maxpierre twin babies for siblings. she has ten family members in total.

richas: forever, pac, mike, cellbit, felps, roier, and quackity for parents; foolish and vegetta as grandmas; and leo as an aunt. if we count bobby as richas' deceased step-brother, then richarlyson has eleven family members in total.

they both have seven parents in total.

pomme is catching up. richas its time to start whoring your dads out again. dont let her win

#maybe he'll get lucky tho and pac will come back from kidnapping with another #it would be SO funny if she overtook him and somehow got another dad tho #like after everything else that richas has going on if he lost his 'most parents' title.... itd just be real sad #poor kid #on the other hand pomme doesn't have any dead or missing family members (that she knew/was close to) so maybe she's winning anyway #qsmp #its just really really funny #i hope bad and forever kiss. i hope aypierre gets official dad status over richas also. i hope etoiles and pac get married #i want these families to converge into the biggest mass to make the most terrifying graph know to the island #note: i basically ignored all aunts/uncles because a) i forgor #and i've continued ignoring them because b) basically every player is an aunt/uncle to every egg regardless of relationship to other player

[glyphes]

The blood 🩸 and the weave 🔮

#baldur's gate 3 #gale dekarios #astarion ancunin #bloodweave #pics #my post #if astarion isn’t absolutely drenched in blood 24/7 and gale isn’t pristine in your game i don’t wanna hear it ✋🏼😤 #he’s protecting his wizard bf and making sure no one lands a scratch on him bc he’s squishy #(not really my gale has 21 ac) #although gale covered in blood is 🥴 #also kissing in front of the mystra statue is a must as soon as i land in act 3 #i redid my gale origin run bc i messed up but 2 funny things happened in this one and im mad about it #i accidentally blew up barcus and couldn’t revive him and we had the strange ox apple for dinner so i just lost an ally #id be fuming rn if it wasn’t so funny

[snailwitdamail2]

calling it now. the new apes trilogy is gonna have an ape/human kiss like the og movie did.

#uhhhh AUBGAJSHDAHSAKB #maybe not on the lips like taylor and zira but #like a platonic cheek kiss at least. im calling it idc #pota #planet of the apes #kingdom of the planet of the apes #shut up snail #look. listen. we've already got references for other og apes stuff in the caesar trilogy #the names for nova and cornelius. the spaceship easter egg in Rise. the “no!” scene #uhhh caesar is doing a statue of liberty puzzle thingy in Rise #bright eyes!!! #i know theres gotta be more. my mind is blanking rn. #does. does that one track in Dawn with the xylophones count ASDGIAUSD #i forget what the track is called. but its the one where koba and his dudes go to check out what the humans are doing? the first time aroun #i think #theres some old timey sounding instruments and xylophones that soundl like it came from the og movie #i KNOW theres more refs im just tired and havent seen War in a while #my freaking blu ray player stopped working when i was watching Dawn a month or two ago LOLLL #Dawn is still stuck in there... </3 #uhhh yeah anyways #rewatched War several times after i made this post and #for references in War to the ogs. we got those cross thingies

[spaceratprodigy]

Faith and Hiram au :]

@darkfire1177 see this is what happens when my Hiram Girly status gets called into question ✌😔

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#literally stopped in the middle of making my beautiful faith and max drawing just to crank this out at mach speed #he finally got his kiss okay!! he finally got his moment!! 😭 #after months of us being so mean and cucking him at every turn #my hiram girly status was on the line this week and I took it personally 😭 #the outer worlds #captain of the unreliable #hiram blythe #my art #alyjay memes

[mo49ko]

just realized that i can put a blog title how do u like it

#its me im making the statues at the combination nan yang and xuan zhen temple #mu qing appears in my dreams to kick my ass but i show him pictures of him and his crush kissing #moko text

[jackshiccup]

darkest night being an episode about hiccup dealing with the guilt of following the path of protecting dragons (ultimately leading to a lot of people getting hurt, most importantly his family and his friends) while the rest of the dragon riders come up with AUs of berk if they never went to the edge

#i was hurting during stoick hiccup moments #and then BOOM emotional whiplash snotlout kissing his golden statue and fishlegs imagining berk utopia #😭😭😭 #BUT ! #the last one of astrid’s saying that whatever happened hiccup and toothless were always meant to cross paths and be together… #yeah we crode.. #rtte #rtte s6 e10 #darkest night #jackshiccup text #omg stop i only have 3 eps left im gonna end it all

[my-thoughts-and-junk]

'yandere sebastian' 'yandere abigail' 'yandere wizard' give me yandere clint 🖐✊🖐✊

#random thoughts #stardew valley #love the idea of a clint who slowly loses interest in emily and starts fixating on the farmer #it wouldn't get violent so not REALLY a yandere he just gets kinda stalker-y and really passive-aggressive #about you talking to and romancing other people #i just wish more stardew mods kept the original kind of asshole-y personalities of the nonromancable characters #don't make morris a sympathetic guy whose dad died and he's 'just following orders' give me reasons WHY he thinks pelican town sucks #and make me be able to kiss him anyway #a character doesn't need to be morally good for me to understand their motivations!!! #GIVE ME ASSHOLE WIZARD!!! #actually you know what i love the idea of clint killing someone and immediately regretting it #like in a heat of the moment 'my crush's spouse is arguing with me while im forging and well.' #'i got mad and i had a hammer' #immediately freaks out but OBVIOUSLY he can't go to harvey about this!!! #so he takes the body (were they still breathing? he was so freaked out he can't remember anymore and he hates it) #and buries it in the grove of trees behind his house where you get that one statue #goes inside and cries himself to sleep or smth #gets all jumpy for a while until you trigger his next heart event #when you go to his shop while he's visibly upset and he's like #'would you still like me even if i did something really wrong? would we still be friends?' #and depending on how you answer he either gets moderately back to normal or kills himself #the ghost of your spouse starts haunting him btw. visible only to him #you can see inside his house before you enter during the cutscene and you (the player) can see the ghost #but when you go inside it's gone #if he kills himself you find a note saying to check out back to see what he did #my guilty pleasure is really fucking edgy character mods can you tell #anyway if you get married and have a kid after this the kid has your deceased spouse's name by default <3

[nicholas-bbgirl]

#nicholas galitzine #his neck deserves to be licked and sucked and kissed until it’s black and blue #babygirl you’re a work of art #statue beautiful

[lizzibennet]

the thing about each pjo book is that each of them is uniquely the best in what it sets out to do. each is so monumental in what the story ends up amounting to, picking a favorite is almost like pointless. you could not have all 5 work so well if one was missing

#tlt introduces the world and the main trio and the main antagonist #fun adventure in wacky world. normal #som piggybacks off the already established status quo of the world (fun wacky adventure) and builds relationships upon it #explores characters more. more introspection from percy and a lot raised (and answered) about annabeth #plus solidifying percy's bond w grover #ttc was my least fav for a long time because it just felt like idk off #and i now think it's bc it's where the story pivots a bit and becomes more serious #it's still v much haha fun adventure bc it's children's lit after all. but it is once again meant to solidify #percy's bond w annabeth; percy's devotion to chb and his feelings towards the prophecy #as well as being the climax of thalia's character and kind of settling the fact luke really is evil and doing some real shit #exemplified by the fact this is the first book where protags die #and thalia pretty much kills luke. like he doesn't die but she couldn't have known he wouldn't die #so percy now REALLY has an idea of what he's up against #notice how the following two books really couldn't have happened w/o this kind of certification from him #botl is like. AHHHHHHHHHH it is my fav for a reason #i just really love how it doesn't lose the footing w the pace and the fun hijinks but still manages to deepen the relationships between #the characters #especially with the focus on percy's feelings towards nico and annabeth's towards luke #like *chef's kiss* that book is so fucking good please #and with a foundation so strong there really was no way tlo could have been bad lmao #but still the fact the book takes time from Teh Final Confrotation vibes of it all #to make a point to show percy going back to his mom's. luke going back to may's. hestia's presence in the middle of all of it #rick was like this series has a theme and i will show it to you NAOW #and the action scenes in this one??? UNPARALLELED. tlo and botl the most riveting to read #if you remove one of them the story stops making as much sense!! #(i can hear you all going yeah like every other book series and NO. esp ya/childrens lit has SO MUCH filler) #ME? pjoposting in 2023? it's more likely than you think #pjo

[pyrotechnicdarts]

just to be clear i am constantly thinking about the time nicholas a81 mentioned that he once kissed a dying god made of marble and then didnt elaborate on it. so heres some concept art for my kristos design

#his design is based on various famous marble statues #namely michaelangelos david; nike of samothrace; and various ones carved to look like cloth/fabric covering the face #archive 81 #nicholas waters #left of the dial #a81 #lotd #kristos #my art #the fact that nick didnt elaborate at all other that 'it was just for a ritual' is so ????? #like i appreciate that hes not one to kiss and tell but you cant just casually drop that u kissed a dying marble god and then move on like #😳😳😳😳😳 please nicholas tell me more abt kissing a dying god #me when im in a kissing eldritch/occult beings competition and my opponent is nicholas waters #genuinely kinda obsessed with a god that was mentioned a grand total of once. i need to know more #side note i love designing a81 gods/leviathans. i have a few sketches of the green woman that im gonna clean up eventually #along with some curator sketches

[fluffypotatey]

Yeah, the Knights of the Round Table are cool, but what about the Squires of the Round Table? I want to know about the pack of hapless adolescents that are supposed to be learning the finer points of knighthood from THEE most chaotic bastards to ever share a braincell.

(Merlin unknowingly becomes, like, the patron saint of squires bc if he can handle Arthur, they can handle their respective masters as well)

no ok i'm in love with this. the squires of the round table is the spin off i didn't know we needed, but by GOD am i glad you told me, anon.

(you are a GEM, anon, i'm in love with you)

the squires for knights are the round table's adopted children. oh, sorry, was that kid the son of such and such??? he's leon's boy now. they all have youngest sibling syndrome so sorry i don't make the rules and yes they do treat merlin like he's a mob wife.

anyway,

these squires would get up to so much shit omfg. if you're the squire to gwaine, have fun upsetting your noble father (because most squires come from the nobility and since arthur took down that rule when he became, then there became this influx of squires who were from the common people) and learning that doing illegal shit is the best thing and you've only tasted a sliver of what gwaine has been doing since he was 13 but you LOVE IT---

squires of sir leon are trained into how to become the mom friend. it's not much, but it's hard work. sometimes the little squires pity their knight because he is not paid enough for for the antics his other knights and king get into ("poetry??? seriously, is that what they told him???" "idk that's roland said" "maybe we should gift him some more moisturizer?"). yes they do treat sir leon with the respect they would give an older cousin.

sir elyan is very new to all this...squire business but he's not one to let his little men (little brothers tbh) be caught slacking. he has them run drills everyday and they complain about it all the time ,but then you'll find them in an empty room perfecting their forms, and making sure it's perfect because sir elyan deserves the best. and he called nathan's form "superb" but nathan's a bitch and you just think that if you get this form right---

elyan teaches his squires moves that were taught to him by tristan and isolde because they totally worked together while elyan was away and he respects them so much and misses them and wonders if they ever got the chance to settle down and breath like they had dreamed

sir percival is second on the list of knights who teaches his squires the more traditional way (first is leon obvi) but that does not mean he let's them fall behind with dirty tricks. listen, this man was friends with lancelot (honorable, noble, dreamed of being a knight since he was prob 15) so he knows the intricacies of knighthood; however, he is also besties with gwaine and elyan both of whom are a chaotic combination if put in the same room. the squires are granted the perfect balance of swishy swordplay and body slamming a bitch. sleeves??? don't know her. the squires beg percival for them to cover their arms and he is offended.

sir lancelot, the epitome of honor and loyalty, is a force to work with. the squires think that he'll be the one whose teaching will lead them far off adventures and gain cool ass scares. lancelot is actually the old coot who grants wisdom like an old man who's lived two lifetimes. his training is unusual but somehow it works. the chores he assigns aren't demeaning, nor are they used as punishment. you are lancelot's squire for a week and you immediately understand that this man is a man who has his heart on his sleeve and you watch as he gazes at the king, the queen, and the manservant. his eyes always fond and full of...something. you are too young to pick up on a deep and unconditional emotion like that. not yet.

#WHOMST DO I HAVE TO PROPOSE TO???? #like the ring is right here i am on my knees please will you give me the great honor of taking my hand?💍🥺 #all the squires have a designated night where they go to the tavern and just talk about their knights #some nights it's a competition to see who's knight is the best or who's knight is the most difficult #'oh you scrubbed the floors for hours :)))) how about shoveling horseshit out of stables until and i am quoting sir gwaine on this: #'the smell resembles more of hay than that pigstye' #'oh gwaine gave you tips on how to pick locks??? well sir elyan taught us how to shoot arrows while riding' #just the most petty and heated competitions ever #if you insult their knights??? you dare insinuate that one was being treasonous or unworthy of their knighthood because of status???? #prepare to face the wrath of of about two dozen adolescents who's mentor figures are the most feral bunch of men to ever walk the earth #please this is beautiful #anon thank you so much imma give you a kiss *mwah!* #Anonymous #bbc merlin #camelot knights my beloved #knights of the round table #sir elyan #oh yeah sir elyan also converts his squires to the hoodie agenda #sir leon #sir percival #sir gwaine #sir lancelot #headcanon #long post #i could add more about arthur and his squire pre/post merlin but i think that's already discussed so yeah #ask #squires of the round table

[seraphdreams]

babying haru ;( treating him with such ease n affection despite his being,

#he calls you ‘one corrupt little bitch’ for staying with him. overlooking his flaws n status #and you do nothing but smile because it fills your heart with joy to dote on sanzu #you help him through bad trips #wash his blood-soaked suits #kiss him and remind him of the shred of humanity he still has left #you provide him with a love that only he could reciprocate #he’s obsessed #soooo obsessed #i should’ve put this in fic form oh well #seraph.announces!

[dramarants]

ah they just had the fiancee cheat with arguably the slimiest character in the show to try and balance out the leads finally kissing, all of a sudden spells aren't real and the curse is entirely forgotten they're solving everything with lazy ass writing okay

#don't get me wrong - shinyu trying to leave hongjo alone while desperately yearning being protective and playfully possessive/jealous #only to kiss her when he's so overcome with accepting his (and realizing her) truth SHOULD be delicious #and yet... once my bi heart looks past the chemistry/visuals... 😐 #destined with you #also implicating hongjo as stealing 2nd fl's man twice for so long and having her slapped - make it make sense pls #like yes she's lonely immature and being wooed made her feel good inside but she never encouraged shinyu's behavior #hasn't even figured out she doesn't like jae kyung or whatever anymore for herself #technically shinyu's feelings aren't her responsibility esp w/o magic but the show's premise rn makes her the 'other woman' to blame #we're in the middle of things unravelling but i s2g if she doesn't have agency or a modicum or self respect/honesty in the next eps.. 🤦🏾‍♀️ #but going back to the post - the show could have justified shinyu's breakup with the fact that he wasn't invested from the beginning #or that 2nd fl is a two faced bully and show that forcing relationships bc of status/attraction/history/family pressure ends poorly #but instead it's taking a female character who would be justifiably upset and vilifying her so that her pain seems deserved #she's already unlikable and pitiful (there's like only two women in this entire show portrayed positively) but no #let's make her as 2d & evil as possible to uplift hongjo instead of putting in work to develop the lead/story & appeal to the audience #writers prove me wrong challenge

[benevientowoes]

if ur a tenrose fanatic like me u need to trust me when i tell u that u need to read the stone rose they are sickeningly in love in it

#the doctor literally sculpts a statue of her in perfect detail #and then calls her his fortuna 🙁 #AND THEY KISS!!! AHH!!! #it’s so good #tenrose #doctor who

[kraviolis]

with the rising fascism in the world, im not gonna trust any new medias with stories that make the villain an agent of chaos & terror while the hero/es fight to preserve the status quo.

#after 9/11 there was a rise in childrens media where this was exactly the case #a foreign threat to peace that must be eliminated #and sure there were a lot of good stories made with that format. doesnt erase the true intent being the message. #and now theres come a rise of stories with empires and dictators as villains who are destroyed by rebellions #a good example of the stories about preserving the status quo are literally all of the marvel movies #thats why ragnarok was breath of fresh air. they didnt preserve the legacy of someone who destroyed thousands in the name of 'keeping peace #odin's legacy was burned to ash and thor put his people first. #another example is HP. even the newest stories set hundreds of years in the past still aim to preserve the status quo #and make the oppressed trying to fight back into villains by giving them really good points and then making them into murderers #a good example of a story that does the OPPOSITE is the owl house. god that show was so perfect. #just the subtle touch of luz's magic not having a white core like belos's in the end was so perfect. #making her final most powerful form look like a stereotypical villain with the black eyes and clothes and her dark magic?? #her palisman being able to shapeshift into stereotypically feared animals like spiders scorpions snakes and bats?? #the fact that she looked like a demon while belos was pretending to be carrying out the will of his god? that he was on some holy crusade? #belos believing himself to be the hero of the story even to the bitter end because he couldnt imagine that people he considers subhuman #had any right to life. that they werent just pests to be crushed in the name of his god. and in the end he was the one crushed like a bug. #so good. so good. so good. dana terrace i am kissing you #i like the owl house more than i like gravity falls and BOY is that saying something #krav talks