#knock me unconscious

[violynt-skies]

i have to wake up for work

in three hours

and i can’t.

fall.

asleep.

🥴

#AND #I HAVE A LAB PRACTICAL TMR #TBAT I HAVENT STUDIED FOR SKSK #i need someone to just #take me out rn #knock me unconscious #please #i love morning shift but also #literally it sucks ass #all the time #a g h

[syntaxeme]

I want to SCREAM. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#sleeping pills #please #now #knock me unconscious #hit me #really hard #in the head #cut all my ties throw me in a dumpster #or abandon me in the woods #just disappear without a trace and not cause problems anymore #and hopefully not Feel Like This for much longer #no I’m not going to hurt myself #i just don’t want to exist

[fearandhatred]

lmao no i don't have a favourite picture of aziraphale. i love them all equ-

#fearandhatred #completely normal about this photo #no it did not physically knock me unconscious and trample all over my body the first time i saw it #no i'm not still recovering from the head injury i sustained on the way down #good omens #aziraphale

[claitea]

when i first found out about geno my first impression was that he was the super stoic type or something

now that i've played a little of smrpg finally i. really dont know where i got that

#geno #geno smrpg #smrpg #smrpg spoilers #clai's art #his introduction is so funny to me like #gaz shoots mario in the face with this doll knocking him unconscious (???!?!?!? HOW STRONG IS THIS TOY) #then a whole CELESTIAL BEING happens to find this house steals the doll as a vessel slams his head into a table and leaves #also love his ''i serve a higher authority'' line where he then immediately gets shot at by bowyer and goes ''Hey! Chill out!'' #he's trying so hard to be cool HJENFJ

[aspiring-hobbit]

I’ve never truly felt feral before but this week’s episode has sent my mind reeling how the frickity frack am I supposed to go to sleep after that there’s so much to unpack I’m still screaming I’m going to have to relisten to it so many times holy crap

#someone knock me unconscious until this episode is public I can’t handle it #but we respect his craft #tmagp 7 #tmagp #the magnus protocol #tmagp vague

[avoicefromthestars]

this woman's small child six months later: mother i'm obsessed with her. i just gotta follow her around everywhere from now on. sam wildman: uh. okay. we will... have her over for dinner. i guess.

#cannot stress enough that seven spent her first two months on the ship knocking all of her coworkers unconscious also. #star trek: voyager #seven of nine #samantha wildman #seven seconds before this scene: but i don't understand the rules and procedures for a party :( #seven after sam wildman is like lets go over the rules for interacting with my daughter: love that for me

[whumpypepsigal]

Citadel s01e06: “Kyle, you got to wake up.”

#whumpedit #whump #citadeledit #citadel #citadel on prime #kyle conroy #richard madden #head injury #knocked out #unconscious #my gifs #citadel spoilers #i know this scene was brief but it gave me proper whumperflies…love it! #only 6 episodes? yeah that’s too short of a season for me… especially for a spy thriller kinda show #queued post

[merakiui]

THE DAY HAS FINALLY COME. JADE LEFT HIS TEA GUIDE IN MY GUEST ROOM AND NOW I CAN FINALLY HAVE MY SHOUJO MANGA MOMENT OF RETURNING IT TO HIM UNDER A FLOWERING TREE!!!!!!!!!!! >0<

#meraki mumbles #teehee :3 ‘did you leave your book jade?’ #and he knocks me unconscious with it T-T #we’re besties :)

[pocketwei]

oh, you want to die so badly

#zoro #roronoa zoro #zosan #even though it's just implied #i mean who else would bleed all over him #i just think these two would do anything to be knocked unconscious #op #one piece #art #sketches #i'm sorry one piece is making me unhinged #something about all these completely dysfunctional and batshit insane people

[calitsnow]

I can’t take this anymore

#bungou stray dogs #bungou stray dogs chapter #ranpo edogawa #look I know everyone is freaking out because of the soukoku situation #and the Sigma situation #but WHERE IS HE #I need to know #I am not asking anymore #tell me what became of Ranpo #just a case #to tell me that he is still alive unconscious on this roof #because I can’t live with this doubt #did Ranpo planned to be knock out by Fukuchi #in order to disappear from the picture and move freely to stop him #or was Poe’s book the only plan B he had #because if yes…Fukuzawa could have come alone #I mean he would have been the more capable one to get closer to Fukuchi in order to trap him #I guess Ranpo was there to be the strategist but come on #Fukuzawa how could you let Ranpo be grab #bungou stray dogs spoilers #I need hope

[fearandhatred]

please don't love how i need you. - western nights, ethel cain

#fearandhatred #fearandedits #i'm actually so sorry about this #i was listening to western nights in the shower and this idea appeared and knocked me unconscious #and then held me at gunpoint until i made this #good omens #good omens season 2 #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #crowley #aziraphale #good omens edit #ethel cain

[signalterminated]

vessel dancing styles, a summary:

vessel: prancing about as if he's a protagonist in a british fable who stumbled upon a mushroom circle and now must appease the faeries before his ass is whisked off to the seelie court

ii: barely restrained theater kid who emotes with more passion than an italian american hopped up on expensive espresso shots

iii: windmills his hair with enough force to power an entire village while creaking both of his knees back and forth in some sort of preying mantis mating dance

iv: a promiscuous grandpa who knows he's hot shit strutting his stuff in the nursing home for both the RA's and geriatric babes to appreciate

#sleep token #why did i make this post. i dont know #someone feel free to knock me unconscious

[bananacatmeow]

happy birthday to me and albert einstein only

#guess whos 16 now yall #feeling like im having a midlife crisis #posting this before an exam send help i am dying #happy birthday !!! (not) #can someone pls knock me unconscious #albert einstein #14th march #ides of march #and also it’s my bday #pi day #happy bday to me ig

[oysters-aint-for-me]

ok but how am i supposed to “trust the structure” when the structure involves bluetooth-enabled anal beads

#macdennis #iasip s16 spoilers #posts that would have knocked me unconscious if i saw them in 2018