#let me find my keys

[nabilfekir]

best believe my eyes and ears cannot believe the transfer psg is making.

#let me find my keys

[eclipseshotel]

Me busting into Elder Predator’s chambers to chew his ass out after he ignored my gauntlet call six times in a row (he was taking a much needed old man nap)

#big guy was knocked out #being an ancient yautja is exhausting #and then dealing with my bitch ass… #oh he’s gonna bite a good chunk of my ass off when he wakes up #pardon my behavior I’ve just been very dickprived as of late #it makes me say and do things I shouldn’t #also yes I spied on him and memorized the key code to break into his chambers #he knows this already unfortunately I leave my scent behind when I snoop around his quarters #I also shed so he’s always finding strands of my hair #and I leave very small gifts around for him in places I assume he won’t notice right off the bat #but his finely tuned observations detect traces of my phantom presence #he’s contemplating setting up a trap to catch me redhanded #yes I must answer for not respecting his personal space #especially to discipline me for my poor cloaking execution #now he can’t bring any Yautja women around cuz they’ll smell me there #but let’s be real he hasn’t done that in a long time #yautja #avp elder #elder predator

[speakofcompersion]

#shinee #taemin #minho #key #onew #jonghyun #tagged jjong cause we all know who that fox is <3 #mygifs #this mv is so goofy i love it. i couldnt find a way to combine the soft shots with the goofy shots so we're going for separate sets lol #i want you mv #gifset #speakofgifs #jinki #kibum #shinee gifs #shinee mv #kpop #there are some phenomenally silly memes that can come out this mv im so ready let's goooo the clips are so short tho im struggling #yall please let me know if these.gofs are too vibrant/saturated. i think my computer screen colours are off...

[marciaillust]

so like uh. uhh. superhero/journalist au revamped

#2023 the year of tcm im telling you #taking a little break from drawing the dj #BRO I CANT BELIEVE I NEVER POSTED THE SHITTY OG SKETCHES #there were soooo many #i am certain i posted the witch au so why not the superhero au #OR maybe i did post it and i just cant find them?? anyway #my friend showed me this artist that i have become low key obsessed with dan mora #also the same friend may or may not be wiritng a tcm fic for me. tee hee. :^) my birthday is in march yay #ANYWAY the au. it started out pretty simple #orion is a journalist and garret is a lone wolf superhero and stuff happens! #stuff that i cant talk about because the subject matter is way too close to spoilers for the actual tcm #but lets just say orion wants the scoop to write his articles but Red Wing doesnt want his identity revealed #shenanigans ensue #I CANT WAIT FOR THE FIC KYA #my best friend being an excellent writer is the BEST thing that happened to me in my whole life fr #their stuff is always so top notch #soon to be published best selling uk author fr #after they get the doctorate #can you believe it doctorate #holy wow #ok tags #tcm #the clockmaster #sketches #superhero au

[fullscoreshenanigans]

Hello friend i am so happy to know that at least one (1) person is out there still talking about Promised Neverland because I just recently fall ass backwards back into it and I am going INSANE about the Everything!!!! I’ve managed to get my hands on physical copies of the first ten volumes. Do you have any physical copies of the manga?

Heyyooo welcome back 😎🤝😎 TPNtumblr is tiny but the tradeoff is it's usually pretty chill and cozy. |3

And I do! I own all twenty volumes plus Kaiu Shirai x Posuka Demizu: Beyond The Promised Neverland with the epilogue chapter in it, along with the art book twice. I also have the blu-rays, which for the first season I think are pretty nifty for the box art alone, in addition to the interview booklet that comes with it.

In regards to merch, my favorites are probably these little Ohiruneko figures of the trio and the exhibition trio plate, but I also adore the album art of the OST, the endings of the first season, and the ending for the second season (still genuinely cannot believe that last one is real), and as a trio enthusiast for aesthetic purposes I'm very happy to own copies of the first and fourth light novels. For unofficial stuff, my small smattering of doujinshi.

#calamitycons #glad you're having fun scrolling through my tags #currently nearing three years of brainrot myself so I feel the feeling insane abt everything #twt is def more active but it would never let me be this organized or asinine #hate the ephemeral nature of social media love being able to archive and find stuff again that interests me/makes me happy #celebrate the time and effort people put into art after having something about the series resonate so deeply it inspired them yk? #I also have those trio death jars keychains that Jasmine posted about a few weeks back that I got as a gift years ago #but I have yet to post them being hit by light from the back they look so nice 💚💜🧡 #Norman with the purple looks so good 💜💜 #trying to take one for the team again here by buying Japanese copies of the light novels and Kei Toda book #that should jinx things and prompt VIZ to finally officially translate them right‚‚‚</3 #TPN Merch #FSS Asks #FSS Chatter #TPN S1

[cinna-bunnie]

there's this really funny thing cishet women used to do to me when i was a bi man where, upon learning I'm bi, suddenly pull out their phone to start looking up all their favorite men to see how i feel about them.

and like. I'm bi. i have all the choices in the world and there's all these beautiful queers with cool genders and ways of expressing themselves, and even some cishet ppl who are really just having fun with themselves - and you choose to show me the most boring chiselled men in suits??

by the time we hit somewhere from the 6th to 10th man feelings get HURT before I'm finally asked “well who do YOU think is cute!!?” and I blow their mind with my choices every time because i have good taste.

I'm sorry.. I don't know how to tell you you're picking from the bottom of the barrel here.. have you seen queer people?? the average woman??

#they lose their minds (good) over how beautiful queer men can be but.. won't date one #obv I'm being v general in my wording but I'm just thinking about like 2 or 3 specific people I've talked with irl #the last time was this girl trying to find a distraction on her dating app and she'd keep showing me dudes and I'd keep going #(⁠´⁠-⁠﹏⁠-⁠`⁠；⁠) ... as long as u like him .. #i ghosted her over it actually 🧍‍♀️ she needed help getting the ball rolling so i helped her out a bit #and the dude she was talking with is so... he's an ex boot boy.. makes being street his whole personality but he's not black #and then she's over here wooed by him like a baby looking at some jangley keys.. girl.. we r not the same kind of person.. #we're not even Close 😹 lotta red flags w that one though i was kinda scared to let her get any closer to me but that's a whole other rant

[atthebell]

bell I do have a crochet question for you. how do you get better at freehanding things? is it just experience? bc I've been crocheting for a few years now but I still sweat if I can't find a pattern for what I want to make 😭

so my initial answer is just fuck around and find out-- as in just start making stuff, sometimes don't even try for a specific shape, just do stuff and see what shapes you make and get a feel for how increasing and decreasing impact a work, how to incorporate larger stitches (i.e. switch from sc to dc to make one side of the round taller), all that kind of stuff. and maybe try and make something purely based off an image-- as in, no pattern, no fucking clue how to go about it, just go at it and see what you get. it won't always be pretty, but it'll teach you! and practice helps immensely, so you can even just work on things you do have patterns for/know how to make and that will teach you how shapes come together and how to sculpt something (bc that's what amigurumi is, really, just figuring out how to sculpt something with loop & hook-- imo, it's what makes crochet pretty different to other fiber arts, although you can do 3-D stuff with them as well) into what you want.

my other answer is i've been crocheting for thirteen years and i consider myself pretty damn good at it and i still whine and cry when i can't find a pattern for what i want 😭 i think getting really good at tracking stuff down and also sometimes just resigning yourself to having to buy a pattern is really the answer. also, tbh, you can look at how someone else made it and try and replicate that without a pattern-- if you sell stuff, i recommend you still credit the original designer, since you are basing it off their work, but looking at how someone else made something and trying to do the same thing is how a lot of artists build technique. again, don't rip them off entirely, but going "how tf did they make this?" and trying to do something similar can help you learn more about how pieces are put together.

also ravelry, pinterest (if you know how to use it properly and are willing to deal with the spam/clickbait fake pins... bane of my existence), various pattern databases, and, tbh, just rando people's blogs are your best friend. i have a few amigurumi artists where when i'm just absolutely lost, i go on their sites and search up what i'm trying to make to see if they've done it before, and sometimes they have! elisa's crochet has really cute stuff, as does ami amour, and you can find way more people through instagram (the one and only time i will recommend going on that site)

#asks #anons #crochet talk #really truly genuinely fuck around and find out though. make weird stuff and see how it turns out and tbh. finish it even if it sucks #you never know maybe your niece would really love a lopsided freak little lobster creature with no eyes! whos to say #i freehanded a random little multilegged creature and gave it to the kids at my mom's work and they LOVE it #it looks like an scp but they're obsessed #also im in the middle of pepitos mask like i keep saying #and figuring out how to get it to the shapes i want is really fun #maybe ill do like a process discussion post along with the pattern whenever i write it up #also im thinking about making a ko-fi in case people want to throw a few bucks my way for the patterns #the commie in me wont actually let me put them behind a full paywall #but if people want to give me money for them that would be neat #anyway long rambling aside. practice practice practice #that is really the key to every skill

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

if Fatui evil why do the Mondstadt NPCs near the teleport clap when Baizhu sends out his healing snake huh

#hush n shush wifi #not brainrot #wifi plays genshin #i just found this out today because i misclicked and ohhhh my heart #the NPCs: *talking about serious Fatui stuff* #the NPCs when Baizhu makes a little magic snake: :D *clapclapclapclap* #listen all i'm saying is the Fatui never make me find the key they lost for the 17th time #or make me climb a statue to toss dandelions everywhere #Fatui stop being my favorite challenge (impossible) #also doing a bit of writing for Blessed Heir and let out an audible sigh when i had to pull up a dialogue rules article #i forgor.......... sobs #wish me luckkkk #good evening :)

[crossbackpoke-check]

You have excellent tag thoughts, especially about Key & Laf!!!!

thank you!!!! i wish i had a better description than just 🥹🦋😭💕🥰 to explain my reaction to you saying nice things about my tags but please trust that this ask just made my day!!!

#me when i. when you. y’all are so nice and i simply cannot handle it without immediately declaring my love for you #the absolute validation and joy i got from this ask is indescribable #BECAUSE HI THIS IS WEIRD BUT YOU’RE A MUTUAL IN LAW I THOUGHT WAS COOL and now you like my tags and i am feeling a little shy but also now #i am very very happy and 💕🥺☺️‼️ about it and ALSO i need to find the post of yours that i saved in the drafts because i went full ham #in the tags and didn’t want to be weird about it but maybe it’s okay (it is not nyr related it is jarvy related but) #ALSO THE FACT THAT YOU MENTIONED KEY AND LAF OHHHH MY HEART warm leftovers is so dear to me they make me feel unhinged they’re in Love #also tumblr let me have group chats i want to introduce you to my friend lostandmost who has made me exponentially WORSE about key & laf #in the very short time that i have known them and i want everyone’s key and laf opinions please & ty i feel like they don’t get enough love #liv in the replies

[themanwhowouldbefruit]

my doctor was sooooo fucking worthless and unhelpful im going to masturbate and i hope it fucking kills me

#“no need for follow up” #“yeah you did have several cysts we scrapped off your remaining ovary but. dw about it. idk why they were there. dw about it. oh also your #ovary on that side was freakishly huge but. dw about it. it might go away. dw about it #*doctor shrug emoji* “ #“go see a gyno next year maybe. but not me im too important for that. go find and onboard a gyno to your situation. next year maybe idk lol” #he barely even looked at my incision like #this fucking appointment could have been an email. or a phone call. or they just could have let me start driving again. also i forgot to ask #if i can stop drinking ensure now or after the 6 weeks? cause that shit cost $$$$. but he probably would have been super unhelpful if i had #fr fr this guy only wanted to give me the time of day when he thought i might have fun cancer inside and now he's like gtfo!!!! get your #fugly cancerless ass out of here!!!! recover from a major surgery on your own you swagless cancerless loser 🤣 we arent helping your #swagless ass!!! #anyway it seems weird and fucked up that im was never offered to see a physical therapist and i guess am going to have to blindly trust my #abs they sliced thru are healing or whatever and to rawdog my own physical recovery of my muscles? even just dumb shit like. my center of #gravity has drastically changed since the mass removal and my back hurts like shit all the time because all my posture muscles were built up #for when i had an extra 30 pounds of cyst hanging in the front and my posture and walking reflected that. and i lowkey don't know how #hard i am able to be with my healing incision because its really tight and makes me hunch forwards still. like i would really like to know #how much i can safely or maybe should be forcing my skin and incision to stretch. without damage? is that crazy #am i crazy??? #this shit is why i didnt see a doctor for 2 years until my problems had snowballed into a 30 pounds ovarian cyst that was crushing my other #organs and had one of my kidneys all backed up with piss. and even getting emergency treatment for it everyone was like. how did you like it #get this bad?? how could you not know you needed to seek medical treatment???? like. bro. seeking medical treatment isnt even a guarantee to #get medical treatment. #anyway he said my “remaining ovary seemed low key polycystic but dw about it. don't quote me on that im not dealing with it.” #bro i dont want to doctor google it i wanted an actual doctor to deal with it. fuck you. #like. maybe even a doctor who knows my situation so i dont have to struggle with getting someone to believe me and take me seriously. #but whatever. back to trying to figure out the daily protein and extra calories my body needs for recovery via doctor google i guess. #its fine 🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬

[tacit-semantics]

The worst part of retail is that they just have you do shit and the best part of retail is that they just have you. Do shit.

#I DO maintain that they should not be letting me take all these passport photos but I liked fixing the printer. and when they have me put #displays and stuff together. I enjoy the vaguely confused solidarity between me and my coworkers sdjs and frankly with a few key exceptions #I find more involved or otherwise ‘frustrating’ customer interactions to be funny more than anything. /i/ am playing a game and I am winning #unless I’m not. and so it goes #tacit rambles

[ebdbd]

A list of Dan's supernatural visitors

... for future reference, featuring some of my thoughts

The Shadow

visible to: Dan, Nai

following Dan since the death of his mother

appeared malevolent at first, but has also become a source of comfort for Dan

To be answered: what was the shadow's intention when it trid to drown Dan?

✨monsterfucking✨

Trin

appears to: Dan, Nai, Anan (,Master Joe?)

his hauntings clearly have a purpose; he only haunts people who he has some sort of connection to... what is his goal?

like Dan, he had a closer relationship with Brother Anurak

seems to have the ability to influence the physical world: He gives Dan back the ring he lost. And his pig's mask was missing for a year before Dan found it, so that might have been his doing.

Two boys in the fun house

appear only to Dan, on either side of the mirror & start screaming

do they know Trin? It seemed as though he lead Dan to them deliberately...

Three dead girls

visible only to Dan

laying around a broken plaster cast of Laocoon*

drawings on the classroom wall are painted over with red

same white shirts but different bottoms; maybe St. Mary's students?

One-armed prisoner

former boxer, lost his arm during his time in the navy

"sold himself to homosexual millionaires" who overdosed on drugs -> he went to prison

got lots of letters while in prison

was executed

are the drawings in the vision done by him?

the only ghost that doesn't seem to be linked to the school (so far)

honorable mention: Dan's father

mostly part of Dan's dreams

visits Dan in the waking world once, also visible to Nai in that moment

will he continue haunting Dan now that he's dead? We'll see...

I will probably update this list once new episodes air.

*not sure if the Laocoon is supposed to mean something (the statue is very well known, so probably not), but it wouldn't be the first time greek mythology is referenced in the show

#I find it interesting that most of these people appear to only Dan when Nai is the medium among the two...fishy #this was mostly done for my own amusement but please let me know if i forgot something so I can add it! #tw death #tw overdose #tw monsterfucking? #key speaks #shadow the series #pls excuse my shitty screencaps

[caterpillarinacave]

For the yes/no ask game: If you were interested in picking berries and learned all the good spots in your area to collect from, of which there happened to be many, and you found yourself falling into a little community of berry pickers, where you trade locations, recipes, and knowledge of berries, and one day you heard of a little local legend about a lost grove that's supposed to have some of the most delicious berries but no one remembers the path since the markers for it were washed away one particularly strong storm, only a general area of where it might be is recalled, but you're intrigued, so armed with what little information you have and boatload of determination, you pack yourself a little picnic and decide to make a day of it, hiking out to the spot, and it takes the better part of a morning, mostly because you keep stopping to check for berries, but by noon you've reached a place you're pretty sure must be it because the bushes are so high and thick they seem to be trying to drown out the sky itself and the berries (which you one hundred and ten percent recognize 'cause you're cool like that) are plentiful as expected, so you get to work filling your basket and while you're collecting you stumble across a couple little neat trinkets you decide to pocket as well (a spinning top, a key, a dog tag, and an old useless walkie-talkie) and before long you've filled your basket and you start your trek back following your markers, only to see a door halfway back, standing in a frame in the middle of a clearing of a thicket, so, obviously intrigued, you wander over to give a closer look, it's old, vines climbing the brick around the frame, it's closed and the door is painted black, when you try the handle you see it is locked, when you go to the other side you see the door is white, and when you try the handle the same applies, even when you rattle it nothing happens and while you chew on a berry and think on this problem you remember the key you found earlier, and having nothing better to do you dig it out and try it, to find to your delight that it does indeed open, you take the key back out and step through the doorway, closing the door behind you, you try the key on the black side, but it doesn't work, so you shrug and pocket the key once more, returning to your journey out of the woods, only...where are the path markers you tied on the way in?

You wouldn't say you're lost quite yet, but you hurry along the path you're sure you took anyway and you make it out, but your way home is missing, you let out a noise of frustration, you've been robbed, but you have no cell service here so you start walking, luckily home isn't too far, but it is tiring, and by the time you make it to town it's mid-afternoon, you're tired, yet satisfied with your haul, but as you walk into town you make a very disturbing observation, this is not your town, the streets are strange, the architecture too, you make it to where your house should be and there is no building, instead the place is a garden, there are people, tall with long dark hair, and you wave to them to ask where you are, obviously you've made a wrong turn somewhere, but as they come close they seem confused by you and your words, when they speak the language is harsh and punctuated by chirps, like nothing you've ever heard, you can't understand them, so you politely apologize as best you can and try to speak to the next person walking down the road, but with the same results, you try again and again, each time you fail to communicate a sense of unease quickly turning to dread fills you, you can't even find common words in any language you know or gestures with those who try to communicate with you, eventually you find yourself sitting alone outside of town, evening will be here soon, you put away your phone, which you noticed earlier hasn't had service all day, and your fingers brush against the key from the Door, despite how bizarre it sounds, you are struck with the hypothesis that it may be the source of your current mishap, after a long bout of debate, deliberating your options, you decide to try going back to the Door, while it might be a waste of time, it couldn't hurt and maybe you'd solve this problem while walking anyway, so you head back, much more direct than the first time, but it's still dusk by the time you make it, the doorway is just as you left it, you try the key in the lock on the black side of the door again, to no avail, you bang on the door, kick it, try to pick the lock, eventually you circle around to the white side, this time when you try the key, it opens, but when you look through you are certain that is not your world, do you walk through?

No.

#This is the sort of thing I’d end up in on some Thursday. Might as well happen I suppose. Step one is searching for another key. #We found several object in the brambles right? We should take a look at all of them. Explore the bushes see what else we might find. #Also: the walkie was useless in the my world. But maybe it’ll do something in this world? #Maybe it will connect us to someone who speaks our tongue or translate for us or explain something #Stepping potentially farther and farther away from my world right away in not necessarily the best move though it might be later #Take note of any other difference visible in the world. Are the only differences in the “man” made buildings? Is anything mirrored? #Do the berries still taste the same? Do they look the same? Are the plants the same? Sun? Sky? Clouds? Sunset? Is there anything new? #If the berries appear the same one course of action could be to bring them down to the “people” of the village to try and connect with them #I however do not have the nerves for that. At all. Becoming a berry witch might be in my future #Also: are there any animals around? Birds chirping? #Also I’m keeping the cell phone off to conserve power- also keeping the basket with me #Thanks for the ask #I love this game<3<3<3 #And I love anon #Let’s go get trapped in a berry world together

[waitingonavision]

the triplets on a picnic! they can be young or older.

Great suggestion! T^T Thank you 💛💚💙

#encanto #encanto fan art #pepa madrigal #bruno madrigal #julieta madrigal #the madrigal triplets #alloutdisneyfan #asks #my art #stuff i've posted #pardon the mistakes #i was hoping i’d be home to post this #please let me find my keys! #i want to go home 🙃

[todayisafridaynight]

you never realize how hard it is to find a specific shade of blue for a suit until you go to find a specific shade of blue for a suit

#snap chats #i was supposed to go on a sunset walk but the organizer for the event was a no show ??? fuckin asshole #so i went home and decided to wear my mine cosplay for once #it was a cute result but how round my face is just kept bothering me. admittedly i didnt bother with makeup this time #just wanted to wear the shit for shits and giggles yk LMAO but then i remembered that anon bein like #'mate i woulda thunk ya'd do an aoki cosplay first' and so. i got curious and attempted to go looking #and my brothers in christ when i say. its so hard finding a suit EVEN CLOSE to his shade of blue. its nigh impossible #obviously i dont have plans to ACTUALLY purchase anything anytime soon. if i even fuckin found anythin but yk. Curious #his suit isn't perfectly cobalt or navy but its not explicitly teal- its in some. Dare I Say grey zone #of a SLIGHTLY TEAL prussian blue #ive checked both mens and womens and im just looking for the color im not even hunting for suit style #thats not even mentioning his tie's relatively unique too- HELL WHILE I WAS LOOKING I FOUND TIES SIMILAR TO SAWASHIROS #BEFORE I FOUND ONE ACCEPTABLE AS AOKI'S #at least i found one or two but my god... his outfit is so simple on paper but then you get int it and im gonna throw up #mine's easy-to-assemble outfit but incredibly unique face and hairline/cut vs aoki's simple face vs deceptively-difficult outfit #if my hair was longer and i bothered letting my facial hair grow out masato'd be easy as hell. already got that shit under lock and key lol #hate this house #ok im done being weird bout dressing up as middle aged men bye

[pensivespacepirate]

memories, or the loss of it // Wolf 359, ep 41: Memoria // Malevolent, Coda // Wolf 359, ep 61: Brave New World // Malevolent, part 21: The Unconquerable // The Mechanisms, Ulysses Dies At Dawn: Riddle of the Sphinx // Wolf 359, ep 61: Brave New World

#mood board #? #quotes? #what do you call these?? #malevolent spoilers #wolf 359 spoilers #w359 spoilers #ok i had to wipe my laptop drive today because i was locked out of windows - dont update windows 10 when you're locked out #and the drive was automatically encrypted unless i have my BitLocker recovery key. which i didn't set up #see the funny thing is Microsoft automatically enables encryption of your drive with BitLocker but doesn't tell you to set it up #i learnt of its existence after i was locked out. wonderful user guide microsoft i will now hate you forever #now i am grieving for what my laptop once was #a clean slate - it looks like my laptop but it isn't /my/ laptop anymore. it's just a laptop that i own whilst i hold all the memories #it wakes up fresh out of factory reset and feels the creak of the weathered hardware like it's been here before. that would fuck me up #another funny thing is i don't remember what i did and didnt back up so it is very much a let's find out together (oh fuck i lost that file #(my oops all wolf 359 docx ...... too large to save on my google drive.....) #the worst thing was my Minecraft folders. i forgot they aren't linked to your account. my screenshots since 2019. #sigh. still i must march on #wait #the mechansisms #ulysses dies at dawn #1 pic but still #could have put gone angels by mili #but i am very much in hell we live lament by mili for limbus company now #anyway #long post #tag rambling