#like cheating as it is… ew

[sexynetra]

I have been thinking about this video ever since I first saw it. Imagine having ANETRA and losing her cause you wanted to cheat??????? WHILE SHE WAS ON DRAG RACE???????? I’d rather die actually. What an idiot. Death penalty

#anetra #rpdr 15 #drag race #drag race 15 #rpdr #if you see any notifications popping up on my screen #no you don’t #this was like a 20 minute video I cropped for this clip I wasn’t gonna start recording all over again just cause I got a text #but like #still can’t believe #cheating on Anetra?????? #death penalty #for real #like cheating as it is… ew #bad person energy #but I just like… #you had ANETRA #also right after this she talked about how good at giving head she is so… homeboy lost for real

[katnissgirlsmakedo]

whoever invented credit cards should be shot. what do you mean i need to build a good credit score and spend money that’s not mine but i have to make payments and they don’t have to be the full payment except they do because that’s how you get a good score. so you’re telling me i’m spending the same amount of money. the money that i have. but have to go through this bullshit middle man so they can GRADE me on spending money. i’m really gonna kill someone

#what is so wrong with the humble debit card. she never lies. she never cheats. she’s timeless grace and beauty…. #the credit card is like. a landlord. EW! #beth.txt

[crownquill]

All the male celebrities who make a big deal about being family men or talk about loving their wife all the time give the same vibe as bad mothers claiming theyd do anything for their kid then just neglecting them and using them for tax cuts. Like who are you tryna convince?

#ofc dont be mean to your wife or make rude jokes about her ew #but we need to stop kissing these dudes feet for the bare minimum of being nice to or pretending to be genuinely in love w their spouse #12:rant #like cmon name one male celebrity thats never cheated thats ever been like OHHH AND BTW I LOVE MY WIFE every two seconds cmon #a relationship should be secure wnough where you arent constantly tryna prove it to the world goddamn #ned flanders #try guys #:|

[jennyofoldflowers]

it's always gon be FUCK francis de valois

#getting into reign was a mistake #reign #cw reign #francis de valois #no because what do you mean he CHEATED ON HER #with her BEST FRIEND? #then LOCKED HER IN A TOWER #and PREVENTED HER FROM SAVING HER MOTHER #from an ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT?!?!?!? #and do NAWT get me started on lola's dumb fucking ass #the utter AUDACITY #to sleep with your best friend's ex #and then act pissy #when she gets mad at you #and then FORCE HER TO LIE #to HER HUSBAND??? #absolute insanity #kenna bash greer and castleroy r the only people #on reign who deserve rights like everyone else makes me mad #also claude and bash?? ew????

[girlwithfish]

ahhh lol im never gonna love someone again 😂😂😂😂 ewwwwwww

#thinking #like living w my ex sucked bc we had 'different cleaning standards' so ofc i carried 90% of the.mental load and did most of the chores #AND he cheated on me + continously would lie to me abt shit for months after and abused me like hit me and threw me around and shit #IM SO EMBARRASSED LMAOOOOOO #😂😂😂 #literally i only need to love myself and my family and friends no romantic partner is ever going to fuck me up that hard again that is so #stupidddddd lmfao #Ew #like seriously. #in reality abuse literally alters ur brain and brainwashes u and ur like a frog getting boiled alive lol but #sometimes i rly am just like ewww @me . seriouslyy

[robotpussy]

i think i just hate digital art (as medium for me personally not when other ppl do it i love it when other ppl do it)

#LIKE its easy to 'cheat' with it but its soooo sensitive and annoys me so much like ew

[findafight]

Listen. I know the struggle of hating a character that fandom loves for some inexplicable reason but sometimes you gotta realize that maybe you don't actually hate the character and you just ignored their growth and characterization since the first season or got caught by your first impression and are just annoyed that he is many people's blorbo.

Not me tho. My guy slid backwards and ignored his kids and his dying wife and immediately made it weird with the woman he had been emotionally cheating with ten years ago for a decade. Like bro. What the fuck is wrong with you. Can you NOT commit police brutality for one minute? Haven't changed a bit since you killed that teenager. Hm.

#i am being vague but ohhh my god why do people stan st/abler. why. i hate him. fin is right there. stan him. #fin actually worked on himself and repaired his relationship with his sone to the extent he babysits his grandkid!! #what did angerissues man do? ignore his wife in italy?? pine for ten years?? didnt grow on the show and held liv back smh #WHICH SHE ADMITS. SHE SAYS IT. IN LIKE SEASON 16 OR SOMETHING TO NICK. #i see his face in the opening and make a disgusted noise. #god the narrative tries to make us sympathetic to him but hes just a baby man who refuses to talk about his problems #or actually work on betwring himself #'he never cheated on his wife' babes we all know he loved olivia and barely spent time with his family. didnt physically but emotionally #i havent watched the show i. like two? three? years because as soon as they brought him back i was just. done. ew #finda's rambles

[milf-propaganda]

i love telling people the reason i don’t like robert pattinson is because fka twigs is literally sobbing on a song singing, “why don’t i do it for you?” and then seeing everyone’s face drop and be like ”oh no…that was about him??”

#YES BESTIE #HES A DESPICABLE UGLY WHITE RAT #she picks the most vile men #to be her partners #and there he is #like ew #and i hate how the media #spun the whole kstew cheating thing #bc don’t like her either #but she was groomed #and taken advantage of

[einaudis]

What's with all these Netflix shows and cheating????????

#everybody cheats on this show what the fuck???? #?????? #plus; TERRIBLE job from the director whoever they are #I mean... ew direction? what direction? #now listen it's not like this show is the next Peaky Blinders or something like that and I knew it not to expect greatness but wow #it could be worse though #what a mess hahahahha #anyway it's good for escapism so yeah #anyway #partner track #partner track spoilers #I just hate the cheating plot so much? #if you don't love a person anymore or are figuring shit out at least break up first ugh! #random #personal #my shitty English #also I'm sorry but when Tyler tells Anthony he cheated? Anthony's reaction was so... weak? and that's on the director #the actors aren't really bad but they didn't get the proper guidance and it shows #it kills the dramatic vibes (if they were going for that) #ok no you know what? I'm editing because the ending of that scene got better and Anthony nailed it so yeah it got a bit better at least

[ardoria]

*insert screaming about how i discovered scanning jewellery and it looks so much better than irl and im obsessed with it*

#my handmade shit btw #forgot my tags #this feels like i mastered cheating #like i can make shit look good thats actually ugly #???? #kinda skilled 💫 #no im kidding im trash ewe bye #handmade jewelry

[chuluoyi]

࿐ ࿔ 🕰️ 「 07:55 A.M 」

a little drabble based on this outrageous ask :)) and half-inspired by some lines from the broken ring: this marriage will fail anyway—that's my new roman empire everyone ehe🥹 and who can resist domestic husband!gojo?😋

a part of gojo's love entries

“you’re cheating on me.”

morning breakfast. satoru stopped chewing his toast at your wild accusation, his baby blue eyes blinking rapidly as he processed your words before turning to you and bursting out—

“huh?!”

“last night,” you charged, eyes narrowing in distaste. “i can’t believe you.”

“whaaa?” he tensed up, racking his brain for any indicators that he might have wronged you in any way, until he came across an irrefutable truth—

“wait no, last night, you almost made me lose it in my pants!” even satoru’s face reddened slightly while recounting your nightly tales. “before i busted it inside you. how is it possible that i’m committing adultery?!”

you huffed, looking away from him righteously. “in my last night’s dream, you did.”

. . .

“eh...” satoru blinked again, fully absorbing your words, before stupidly smiling. “what? you dream about me?”

you scowled, picking at your omelette. “yes. about you running away with five bimbos, banging them in a cottage in the middle of the woods, and leaving me here waiting for you like an idiot.”

he burst into uproarious laughter, so loud and crisp it made him wheeze. “what? seriously? you— ahahahaha!”

you threw him an unamused look, mildly irked.

“hey, wifey,” satoru nudged you, his grin stretching wide in sheer delight. “no one else can make my body react the way it does around you, you know~”

“…”

“this here,” your husband then shamelessly gestured towards his crotch. “—is broken already. my happy friend here can’t get up anymore if it’s not you.”

“…”

“i mean it! you’re the only one who can give me an erection!”

you whipped your head around him, scandalized. “ew! satoru, you—!”

“well, that’s the fact! nothing too embarrassing— we’re married!” he shrugged as you bulged a vein. “besides, shouldn’t you be proud? you've truly got me wrapped around your pinky~”

seeing how you were cutely pouting throughout breakfast, still all giggly, satoru led you back to bedroom to cuddle you.

“there, there, sweets... happy now?” satoru pulled you closer and pat your back, his body still slightly shaking with suppressed laughter.

“hmph.” you put your hands around his torso with pursed lips, squeezing him in return.

“look at this, it’s only when she’s spooked that the wife shows me any affection,” satoru exclaimed with a dramatic sigh. “so, what else did the dream version of me do to you, huh?”

“you bend each bimbo on every surface, lied to me that you’re on a long mission,” you huffed, grimacing as you recalled your dream vision. “you’re the worst.”

satoru still had that dopey grin on this face, and right this second, he thought you were the absolute cutest, because how could you think that he is capable of looking at anyone else the way he looks at you?

you have his heart, body and soul already. hasn't he told you that?

“is that so, poor you,” he retorted with mock sympathy. “but since you’re so worried...”

and suddenly, he rose from the bed with his arm around your back and another under your knees, cradling you in a princess carry. and with the smuggest smirk he whispered—

“...well, i have to make it up somehow. how about i bend you on your vanity desk now, hmm?”

#𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑠 #gojo x reader #gojo satoru x reader #jujutsu kaisen #jjk x reader #jjk drabbles #jjk crack #gojo satoru #satoru x reader #jjk imagines #jujutsu kaisen x reader #satoru gojo x reader #gojo satoru fluff #jjk fluff #gojo x you #satoru gojo fluff #jjk x reader fluff #gojo fluff

[liberty-spiked]

FUCK JUST TELL ME IF I CAN GO TO THAT FUCKING PUNK FESTIVAL JFC

#i need 3 days of just being a disgusting punk without a care except what to drink next and where is my fucking band-timetable again? #last year my gf and i found 2 friends as well and i really wanna hang out again! #we also both kissed that one dude because its not cheating if you both kiss the same dude #he was sad that he didnt get a smoochie and i dont like leaving people out :( #the görlitzer weed was also way stronger than the swiss stuff we always smoke that was nice #i really need a festival to dirty up all the work-cleanliness ew ew ew i need someone to puke over my boots with a nice backgroundtrack #my posts

[sturnsbae]

heyyy can you write smth about matt calling the reader "my baby" in podcasts, videos and even in front of their families without caring who's around?

MY BABY - MATT STURNIOLO

warning: very very soft matt, so if you’re not into pure fluff then this story is not for you!!

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matt never fails to express his love for you. he’s so passionate about loving you, and making sure you know that. one day around the beginning of your guys’ relationship he had accidentally let a new nickname slip, and you fell in love with it.

you were wrapped in his arms cuddled up in his bed as both of you were dozing off. “i love you. you’re my baby,” matt had groggily let slip out of his mouth. the corners of your lips had turned up when he said this.

“i love that nickname,” you had said. so then it became yours. all yours.

~

the guys are recording a podcast episode on happiness and your name is brought up per usual. matt’s face lights up immediately and a big smile appears on his face.

“oh yeah she’s a huge form of my happiness. it’s like an instant serotonin boost whenever she’s around, she’s my baby.” he smiles, not at all ashamed that both of his brothers are around, as well as all of the viewers who will be listening to the podcast episode.

“it’s so cute that you call her that,” nick smiles in awe.

“it’s disgusting nick, don’t lie to him,” chris groans.

“shut up chris, you’re just mad that you’re single,” matt retorts.

~

matt’s phone rests on the center console of the car facing with the screen up. he’s in the middle of talking to nick when he feels a buzz and notices his screen light up out of the corner of his eye. his head turns and he notices that it’s a snapchat from you.

he grabs his phone and leans back in his chair as nick and chris bicker, opening the photo from you and immediately blushing. he bites the insides of his cheeks to prevent a smile, but ultimately fails when chris calls him out on his so called “antisocial” behavior.

“dude get off your phone, stop being antisocial! we’re filming!” chris rolls his eyes.

matt shuffles to put his phone away, not enjoying the sudden spotlight on him. “sorry sorry, i was just snapping my babyyyy,” he sing-songs to piss chris off.

“ew dude! i hate couples,” chris huffs and crosses his arms as he slides down in the passenger seat.

“you’re just mad that matt is cheating on you with y/n,” nick chuckles from the back seat.

“you know what, you’re right!” chris says as he sits up and gets close to the camera shaking his finger at it, “you know what y/n! i’m matt’s passenger princess not you! and i was his baby first too!”

“oh my god,” matt laughs and rolls his eyes playfully at his brothers antics.

~

you were visiting his parents in boston for the first time, and you were beyond nervous to say the least. it was such a nerve wracking feeling to be meeting the most important people in his life besides you and his brothers.

“they’re gonna love you, y/n. you’re my baby, they know how much i love you. they’re gonna love you just as much, maybe even more!” matt reassures you as you both walk a few paces behind his brothers in the airport.

you give matt a nervous smile as you both approach the car where both of his parents are waiting in the pickup line. mary lou quickly gets out of the car and hurries to hug her boys, before approaching you and matt with a big smile.

“hi sweetie,” she smiles to matt

“mom, meet my baby y/n!” matt smiles as mary lou wraps you in a tight hug.

“it’s so nice to meet you, mrs sturniolo,” you smile.

“oh please honey, call me mary lou,” she smiles at you. you then walk off towards the trunk and put your bag into it. as you walk off, mary lou turns to matt, “now i see why you call her that. she’s such a sweet and pretty girl. you did good, matt.”

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i’m sooo sorry if this is bad it was so rushed 😭

#matt sturniolo #matthew sturniolo #matthew sturniolo x you #matthew sturniolo x reader #matt sturniolo x reader #matt sturniolo x you #chris sturniolo #christopher sturniolo #nick sturniolo #sturniolo triplets #nicolas sturniolo #sturniolo x you #sturniolo x reader #sturniolo fanfic #matt sturniolo fluff #matthew sturniolo fluff

[sovaharbor]

these are super out of order but idc ! more brainrot save file

#ive been slacking on pics lately but thats half bc theyre all boring rn #i say that w/ love. theyre just vibing. it's ok. #summer's gaming tag #i need some fucking dramaaaa to spice shit up im just thinking #abt what i want to do...... #i hate cheating usually. like i just dont enjoy That kind of drama. #maybe i'll kill one of them? FKSJDFHSKFSFJS #me: cheating? ew. #also me: death? that's OK! :)

[sunrizef1]

What happens in Vegas

Pt 2

Pairing: Charles Leclerc x reader, Max Verstappen x ex!reader A/N: tumblr was determined to mess me up while making this so if it’s wonky pleas tell me 🙏 Warnings: Cheating (not by reader)

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user1 they’re so cute 😭

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user3 I’m feeling a y/n race win

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user6 I’m still mad about Red Bull not letting her pass max last weekend 🙄

user7 she could have like 6 more wins this season if Red Bull didn’t protect max the way they do

user8 and the way Christian refuses to praise her over him in interviews rubs me the wrong way…

user9 100% favoritism

user10 they want to be praised for signing a woman and being inclusive but refuse to actually treat her the way they’d treat a male driver

user11 they treat her like a diversity signing because they think max is good enough to do everything for her when she’s literally top five on the grid 😭

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logansargeant

where u at

I want to go get dinner

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Ive just woke up like 15 mins ago

u wanna go nobu at Caesars?

I'm over near there rn with a couple people

logansargeant

yea lets do it

What time

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6 work?

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let's gooooo

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I'm eating and then going back to sleep at the paddock, I'll drive u over if u want

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who took this lmao

I assume it wasn't max

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fucking Logan lmao

charles_leclerc

Americans sticking together then? 😂

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Think he appreciated me giving him a tow at the start lmao

charles_leclerc

I appreciated it too 😅

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Your welcome haha 😂

Could've sworn I was towing max tho 🧐

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Ik how they get about you though

If anyone asks, you didn't mean to help me 🫡

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idk if I'm invited 🧐

it is your party anyway

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[somuch-4-stardust]

my lovely record player and my AM record is literally my foolproof plan to keep my spotify listens down/arctic monkeys off my top artist spot next year

#u know how i said being an AM listener is the ultimate social cheat code. well it is until people see that i listen to TOO MUCH AM #and then its weird again #whats weirder is sometimes i will present people with alexturner facts. which they do not appreciate. #and also people like to tease me about having a crush on him. i do not and it make me very uncomfortable. bc ew #BUT ITS OKAY. BECAUSE AS A GENERAL TOPIC. ARCTIC MONKIES SLAY