Reader who’s cuddle bug and very much a touchy-touchy person. They’re the type who would casually hold their friends hand and all that. They literally cannot help but want to be close to people and will just gravitate to whoever’s closet.
Reader who’s been kidnapped and very much not onboard with any of this so whenever Simon just manhandles them so that he can forcibly cuddle them. They go along with it very grudgingly. Readers gotta’ get their fix of cuddles and contact from somewhere.
They’re very much like a cat whose like: I don’t like this, I hate you.
But also— I will allow it but only know that it’s because this aligns with my interests, I tolerate you at best.
They act like they’re very put upon when really they’re just melting the moment Simons wraps his arms around them. They end up dozing off not even two minutes later.
🍋 Anon
there's a bit in Bitter Heat by Mia Knight where the main character monologues internally about how the love interest (who she's very angry at) is always using physical touch against her - she grew up very touch starved so now even little brushes make her all soft, and he totally uses it against her. she hates it, hates that she genuinely feels better when the man she's so so angry at runs a hand through her hair and it makes me fucking FERAL!!!! drives me out of my mind oh my god
your kidnapper using your love language against you???? figuring out that you need physical touch and denying it to you so you just sort of linger near them, kind of hope (but hate that you're hoping) that they'll initiate like they always do and grab you for cuddles.
johnny doesn't mind giving in, grabs onto you whenever you drift close enough for him to touch. simon, however, sees exactly what you want and makes you ask - or at least makes you touch him first. doesn't reach out, doesn't react to your presence at all until you brush against his arm, maybe lean your weight a little into him. then he scoops you up, drags you to him and keeps you under his chin
also i need you to know that johnny would be annoyingly cocky if you fell asleep in his lap. he'd feel like he's on top of the absolute world, literally nothing would take the smile from his face
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more silly iamges i drew the pigg on :DD 💥💥
((they were given to me by @the-king-of-lemons 👍👍but tumblr did smthng and now the ask is gone woopsie👎👎👎))((thanv u for these btw they are so!!! 🐖🐖yeah)
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there was another one but I lost it.. ú--ù,,,
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Dethvanity is really funny to me conceptually as an episode because you can see how little they had to make the characters insecure about for the bit. They swing for obvious lowblow choices with Pickle' baldness and Nathan's weight and even those require some suspension of disbelief because ok. Sure. Nathan '(said extremely proudly) never skipped a meal in my life!' Explosion is insecure about being a big man now. Nathan *guy who everyone thinks is smoking hot 99% of the time* Explosion is a tiny bit larger than usual and is insecure about it now. Lol. Lmao even.
But anyway then we hit Skwisgaar and Toki and there's like NOTHING to swing for, you can see them going uhhh ok Skwis doesn't sleep he probably drinks a lot of coffee, and Toki? Shit, what does Toki have to be insecure about with his looks. He's perfect, he's adorable, he's ripped. Um. FUCK IT, HE'S DOING NOTHING BUT EATING LEMONS. WE GOT NOTHING, WE GOT NOTHING, JUST GIVE THE BOY CITRUS FRUITS.
WOE 🍋 BE UPON YE
I'm sure i could make some smarter points about the attempts at applying vanity in this ep and how outside of this and a few other moments i do actually like that the show rarely takes pot shots at things like Nathan's weight, but you see Nathan has shirtless scenes in this one and so my intelligence is impeded when all the blood rushes out of my head and into my-
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