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[newkatzkafe2023]

Genderbend Villainous Disney Princesses x Yandere reader

Chaper 5 Into the unsnown

So your probably wondering what's with all the gifs in the beginning instead of the end well it's because You and Jasmir have been spending alot of time with together. Ever since Jasmir found you he's been spoiling you with

love

Affection

And treasures

Safe to say Jasmir was wrapped around your murderous little finger. He came by everyday day to either help you around the tree house like a good little rich househusband or smother you with affection. You both were hooked, yu couldn't get enough of each other but as Jasmir kisses your arm again

(Jasmir) My Sultana I regret to inform you that I have to return to Arabah for I have a kingdom to run and duties to attend too I will miss you terribly.

You stare at Jasmir before you kiss 💋 him again before finally saying

(Y/N) Go...........Home

Blood red Hearts appeared in Jasmir eyes as you spoke, he noticed that you don't say alot but he doesn't mind that means you trust him more and more as the days go by. Jasmir kiss you one last time before taking his bag and pulled on his cloak.

You walked to the left to watch Jasmir gave u a thumbs up and you then Lowered him to the bottom of the treehouse.

(Jasmir) ok my dearest Sultana, I'll be back in 3 weeks, I miss you already, I'll send you a letter everyday, don't talk to strangers, DON'T EVER TALK TO STRANGERS, ok love you bye!!!!!!!!!!❤️❤️❤️

Jasmir took off back to Arabah as he send you lots of kisses 💋 💋 💋. You stood and watched Jasmir until you couldn't see him anymore. You signed and went back inside to wash the dishes as you two had finished breakfast. It was a relatively calm day the sun was out the grass was damps and their was an occasional squirrel or chipmunk here and there. Speaking of which it's harvest time for the fruit trees. You quickly grab a basket gifted to you by Jasmir and went outside and lowered yourself to the ground.

You went the the fruit trees you planted as a child the was a orange, peach, plum, lemon, apple, pear, and lastly a mango treed. You also have a growing Cherry, Banana, Coconut and apricot trees but their not ready to grow Fruit yet so you had to go to the others. You already picked some oranges and pears but you recently you ran out of peaches you want to make a cobbler for when Jasmir comes home. Yes I said home in your Mind he now he lives here with you. You didn't break Jasmir yet because he has responsibilities as a leader and ruler otherwise you would have never let him out. As you felt you picked enough peaches you flet a shiver in your spine. You looked side to side it was now cold so very very very very Cold 🥶 🧊 ☃️ 🧥 ❄️.

You walked around wondering were the chills were coming from until your foot ram into something as you looked down something became someone. It was a short handsome male he wore a ripped sky blue tux some parts were covered in mud a had some Bruises and messy long hair the poor boys appearance as a whole was Dishevelled and beaten up he looks like he hasn't eaten or Slept in years.

You to pity on the poor possibility dead boy and threw him over your shoulder. The male himself was very cold and it felt like you were carrying a corpse. You took the basket and walked back to you home. When you got inside you put the boy on the couch and quickly put on the fireplace. You then went to the kitchen to make tea and soup while getting the first aid kit.

You took off of top and put the clothes in the wash you then began to clean his Wounds and applied Vaseline and rapped him bandages you continued to look at the man he had pale skin and white hair he was short for a male but a bit taller the you. He couldn't be know

You couldn't help but rub his chest and face despite how cold he was, he has so fragile so weak so helpless looking. He could have died if you didn't fine him. He Needed you He needed you to Cater to pamper and love him You can't let him leave if that was the Case.

You pet his hair and kissed his face

(Y/N ) Don't........worry..........I'll..........take........Care.......of...........You........I'll........Take............Care..........of......You......Forever.

You never had a baby boy before.

A few hours later as you were making dinner you heard a voice coughing and finally Is croaking hello. You grab the soup 🍲 and tea 🍵 and wentto the living room. Their the male was sitting up and looking around the room until his eyes landed on you.

(???)(Croaking) Hello

As usual you say nothing at first. You moved closer and put the food and drink on the table

(???) Ma'am where am I? who are you?

You continued to stare at him you pointed at him as to ask who are you?

(???) my name is Elson King Elson

So you new found baby boy has a name

(Elson) I remember being attacked I didn't see who but I was scared and I wasn't trying to hurt him but I needed to find it

You sat and listened to Elson as you changed his Bandages. You them grabbed the soup bowl and went to feed him.

(Elson) uh thank you.....Now as i was saying that I was listening to a voice, a pretty Gentle voice who is freezing because of me.

WoW King Elson heard you too and he came all this way to look for you. Is it your birthday 🎂 or something?

(Elson) I've been on the move for months looking for the source of that voice and to take the ice cold away from them and to grant warmth to the best of my ability. I want to warm them up in Many More ways them one.

Believe it or not you blushed a bit hearing that last part but Elson didn't Notice as he was Monologing to himself.

(Elson) I want to find her and grant her wish for her to hold a nice warm body close to her at night.

You couldn't take it anymore you want this boy know need this boy your going to keep him nice and warm on this couch and baby this man for the rest of your no so short life.

You rubbed his shoulder to get his attention

(Elson) Yes what is it?

You pointed to the Main wall of the tree house this time showing a different picture you in a winter coat with your exact blank face. Elson saw there was blood on your face and clothes as he saw you had plead a family of Hares with your bare hands. Like Jasmir, Elson was Mesmerized he then looked in the corner of the frame.

(Elson) your (Y/N)

You then look at Elson with the same look you gave Jasmir

(Y/N) (Y/N) (L/N)

Elson was so screwed their it was the voice he's been hearing in his is empty castle and his empty head.

Like Jasmir he did not know the danger he was in

Like Jasmir he did not know that he was trapped

Like Jasmir he did not know how dangerous you can really be

And Like Jasmir he couldn't find it in himself to CARE.

(Y/N) I HOPE YOU LIKE PACIFIERS BABY

yay their goes chapter 5 people of the series I might need some time to figure out how to go about chapter 6. Anyway leave comments below people, I'm dying here🙏😭

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The Report Card – Fantasy High Junior Year Ep 3 Fast Times at Fantasy High

Welcome back to Fantasy High! It’s a very exciting episode because something that we rarely see in this show about high schoolers studying at an adventuring academy is happening: The Bad Kids are actually going to class. 

But first, they have to get to school. Riz, unsurprisingly, arrives first. On a big old 30 Investigation roll (+11 to a 19), overnight he did a deep dive into what everyone needs to do to get into a good college. Fig is actually doing great. If she would just go to her classes, she’d be fine. Kristen on the other hand is in serious trouble seeing as allowing your god to die is pretty much an auto-fail for a cleric. Fabian and Gorgug are both solid students with good extracurriculars. Their main hurdle is going to be the MCAT–the Multiclass Achievement Test. In order to multiclass, you need to get permission from your current advisor and pass the test. Then you can take 3/4 of each track for a 150% course load. And then, of course, he and Adaine are the party nerds so they’re doing great. They could maybe add some extracurriculars but they’re model students. 

RIz also has done some research about possible college options: Astral State University (where they visited in the one shot), CUS Dabus (in the City of Doors), Bastion City University (who are doing big, world changing stuff), the Society of Shadows (the rogues only group that forces you to leave your life and friends behind that Penny Luckstone refused to join in The Seven), and–most hilarious but also saddest–Lord Salazar Edge's College of Lone Adventurers (which we learn in the AP was a Murph pitch, lol). 

Back at Mordred, Adaine is doing her best to get her less studious friends up and ready for school, going as far as casting Friends on them to get them in the car. Fig willingly fails and Kristen–who really wants to be convinced–sets the DC at 10 and gives Adaine the Help action. Before they get to the car, Lydia (Ragh’s awesome mom) slaps a toxic looking blue energy drink from Kristen’s hands and gives them all full trash bags full of food for lunch (she’s used to feeding half-orc athlete Barb Ragh, not three spellcasters).

Jawbone loads them in the car and, on the way to school, they hear the song of the summer which is this emo anthem. When they meet Riz, he’s super excited to see everyone and show them their dossiers. He even made one for Adaine just for fun even though she doesn’t need any help and she loves it. What she (and Riz) don’t love however is Fig’s new school plan which, as we learned last week, is to enroll in something other than bard classes and then go to her bard classes (since a part of her isn’t going because she has chronic Stick-It-To-The-Man-Itis). Riz and Adaine try to figure out if they can gaslight Fig into going to her classes or hack the system somehow. 

Back at the Thistlespring tree, Gorgug is doing some last minute pre-school work: creating his homunculus (which is kind of like an artificer’s familiar). It’s a hastily made archaeopteryx (flying dino thing, if you know Pokemon, think Archeops) that’s light on the feathers. He accidentally names it Cloaca (a birds multipurpose excrement chute) which his parents love because it’s spreading awareness of non-traditional bodies. Then they launch into a story about mermaid reproduction that I’m not gonna get into because not even Gorgug wanted to hear it. He’s clearly anxious about his skills because he feels his parents disapprove of the bird even though they’ve never been anything other than 200% supportive of him in their lives. 

He gets a ride to school and his friends meet Cloaca, who he nicknames Chloe–the name I’ll be using even though the Bad Kids of course will exclusively call it Cloaca. Riz hands Gorgug his file which he reviews along with the letters from his parents. It’s a lot of the same info except that one of the letters is a rejection re: Multiclassing with a note to talk to his advisor (Porter, the Barb teacher who Fig hates). 

Fabian shows up, starving and shabbily dressed without Cathilda to take care of him–she’s still in Leviathan. The girls share their trash bag food with him which he wolfs down gratefully. (When he mentions his parents are away, Fig seems surprised that Gilear left. Interesting to note for future eps because that feels out of character for their relationship). Anyway, he mistakes Chloe for a piece of trash because is it really the first day of school if Fabian doesn’t insult Gorgug (accidentally this time. progress!) and then the bell rings. As it does, the Bad Kids look around and realize something strange: they’re Juniors now. That means more than half the kids here are younger than them now. They’re not the Freshmen they once were. 

The Sorc Prof (Jace Stardiamond) is filling in as VP while Gilear is away and as he makes an announcement on the intercom, Fig almost falls into an open construction pit (a SECOND construction based incident) but is saved when she’s hit with an armful of gym equipment instead. Put that on the Faeth luck swap conspiracy board. Anyway, Jace also says that Aguefort is gonna be out so they have a new Principal: Emergency Backup Interim Principal Grix. The Bad Kids have never heard of this guy before. 

In the spot where they saw Dane and Penelope campaigning to bring back Prom Court their first year, the Bad Kids now see a table for Student Gov manned by Jawbone and a minotaur student he seems to know: Mazey Phaedra–a senior and the student body prez. She’s also based on a Scottish Highland cow which isn’t important to the story but it is important to me because those cows are super cute. Riz suggests they sign up so they go talk to Mazey who seems cool: She thanks them for saving the world, she knows Ayda, and Fabian clocks later that she’s a dancer bard. All green flags. 

After indulging Fabian’s ego for a bit, the squad encourages Kristen to go for President. Before she can though, she’s beaten to the punch by a halfling student with major Tracy Flick energy who introduces herself as Kipperlily Copperkettle. Kristen immediately shoots back with, “What are you, four different dogs?” which is maybe the funniest thing a Bad Kid has ever said. The Bad Kids hate her vibes on sight but Kristen especially is full aggro. Riz notices that she’s wearing a pin of a rat’s butt being grinded between two gears and when asked about it, she says it’s Ratgrinders pin–Ratgrinders being the name of her adventuring party. They ask who else is in her party and she points out Reuben–an emo, gnomish bard who is signing autographs because he’s the one who wrote the song they were listening to on the way to school (before Kristen changed it to a health and wellness podcast). 

Kipperlily (who I’m gonna call KP) is told that she can sign up but she has to find time to campaign outside of her classes. She says that won’t be a problem because she’s already aced Junior Year and she slides over an envelope to Jawbone to prove it. Apparently, the way Rogue classes work here is that the students find clues and puzzles throughout the school left by the professor but they’ve never actually met them. If a student is able to find the Rogue professor, they automatically get an A for the year and, apparently, KP did just that. 

Paperwork in order, KP is about to leave but Fig stops her to ask what her platform is. Her answer: “Equality, equanimity, and fairness under the rules. In the past, there has been an eccentricity to the bureaucratic and administrative decisions of the Aguefort Adventuring Academy that has favored some students over others. Very nice to meet you guys.”

As she leaves, they hate her even more. 

Adaine tries out a new trick she has which allows her to see into the ethereal plane. She sees a lot of Aguefort’s wards but also the fact that the wards are porous enough to let in ghosts because one of the professors is a ghost, though they don’t know which one. She suggests to Riz that maybe the Rogue prof is a ghost. She also sees some ghost steaks in the fridge, presumably belonging to the ghost prof (btw: steak for lunch at a high school seems wild, lol). 

At this point, Fabian notices Mazey’s dancing shoes (Badidas of course) and clocks that she’s a dancer bard. He talks to her about how he’s looking to multiclass and she hooks him up with a note to give to the dance class professor (Terpsicore Skullcleaver) that says he’s a good kid. She also tells him that Jem Peppercorn (the absolute legend who stayed in the gym eating for the whole Goldenhoard fight) graduated last year and he had the party house which means there’s an opening for a new party house. And Fabian has a very big, very fancy, very empty house. Kristen does an Insight check and gets a Nat 20 to clock that yeah, there’s a little bit of a flirty vibe going on. So of course, she uses Thaumaturgy to create tremors–a move I was extremely confused about at first blush but I think she was using to give Fabian an excuse to hold her or something. Clearly, she’s a more attentive Wingwoman than she is a Saint. 

Anyway, conversation finished, they go to the Auditorium where Jace announced Principal Grix wanted to give a speech. Grix is a gold, warforged spellcaster with a ball comprising his lower half instead of legs. Apparently, he was created by Arthur Aguefort to take his place while he’s on vacay. He speaks in a stilted, robotic manner and gives a speech parallel to Aguefort’s day one speech about what an Adventurer is. But instead of the rambly, unhinged answer Aguefort gave, he simply gives the Dictionary definition: One who goes on adventures. And then he starts going off about order, bureaucracy, and rules. 

The Bad Kids are taken aback–even rules gremlin Riz.On a 27 to clock whether he’s been hacked (because she can’t believe Aguefort would make a robot that acted like this) Adaine sees Grix steepling his fingers and saying “Perfect order” which isn’t conclusive but is def troubling! They start raising their hands and asking Jace questions about if they really have to follow rules in a hard way this year–it still is Aguefort after all–but Grix cuts in and says that the backtalk he’s getting is exactly the problem. He casts Time Stop (a 9th level spell) and the entire auditorium finds themselves in the hall, in a single file line, ten minutes before class is about to begin. Not a great start to the year! And on a dirty 20, Kristen doesn’t see KP anywhere. Suspicious! 

Riz tells Fabian and Gorgug about any extra MCAT stuff they don’t already know. He also tells the group about the Frosty Folk Festival and Gorgug mentions that his parents are hosting. Fig says she wants to maybe try out some of her new songs there…once she’s written them. Fabian asks if they can take a break from hardcore Bad Kid stuff this semester and Kristen says that’s a good point because she has a campaign to focus on. Fig declares herself secret service because, of course she does. She also announces her plan to go to Bard classes…but disguised as a new persona (Tiny Emo Girlie: Wanda Childa) so she can befriend and spy on Reuben. Riz and Adaine are at the end of their collective rope. 

With his free time before the bell rings, Gorgug wants to talk to Porter to sort out the MCAT stuff. Porter lays it out for him. He thinks Gorgug has amazing, raw, natural talent and he uses his rage in a really noble way to protect his friends. But he hasn't seen him reach his full destructive potential and he’s not impressed that he defeated the Night Yorb will tools and “magic” instead of rage. He would be fine if Gorgug wanted to get some Fighter levels with Ms. Jones or something else that would dovetail nicely with Barb classes, but as of now, he hasn’t seen what he needs to see to think that Artificing classes would do anything but steal focus. Gorgug can of course quit the Barb track and move to Artificing, but Porter is not giving his approval. 

Meanwhile, Fabian is having a much less hostile meeting with Terpsicore (after an accidental detour to Adaine’s wizard class because he trusted Fig–who’s never been to bard class–to give him directions). Terps is this tiny (5 ft 3in) Half-Orc with crazy, hyper positive, aerobics grandma energy who immediately breaks down Fabian’s cool guy jock persona and gets him into a dance, jam sesh with her that moves through different styles of dance and music. I can’t do this scene justice, you have to watch it. Her “Uh-oh, uh-oh! Uh-oh, uh-oh! A challenger approaches!” tells you everything you need to know about her. 

By the end of the dance, Fabian has fully embraced his weird art kid energy and Terps has approved Fabian for multiclassing. It’s looking like all sunshine and roses for Fabian until Terps tells him that if he’s gonna make this multiclass thing work, he needs to be really serious. Lots of rest. Lots of healthy food. And no parties. Uh-oh indeed. 

Next up, we turn our attention back to Riz who’s still in the hall and tries to steal the envelope KP turned in to Jawbone to get some info about the Rogue prof. Jawbone catches him and is good natured about it but won’t let him have the envelope: not for moral reasons so much as because a good rogue has to earn it by not getting caught. 

Riz asks about KP and Jawbone says she’s a good kid but kinda Type A. He asks Riz if he’s getting some “I’m in the picture and I don’t like it” energy from her and Riz denies it. Jawbone decides to give him a little bit of a hint re: the Prof and says that KP technically didn’t find the prof. The prof found KP. But he won’t say more and he would appreciate him not saying where he got the info. The main reason he’s giving the info at all is because KP was snooping and heard him talking about Kristen’s god dying. She then asked Jawbone a bunch of questions about Kristen which he answered so he figured fair’s fair with regard to giving Riz some info about her. Riz is troubled. Jawbone tells Riz that they’re due for a heart to heart but Riz says he’s good and he’s stressed but stress is good. Yikes!

Kristen is also still in the hall and finally properly signs up for class president but, as she does, she hears some familiar voices: it’s her parents, dropping her younger brother Bucky off for his first day at Aguefort. She has serious deja vu as they’re saying the same “Don’t mix with the weirdos” stuff they said to her on her first day. Kristen fails a Wisdom save and is deeply affected by watching her parents basically bullying her younger brother who she hasn’t seen in a good bit now. The last time she had any contact with them it was just to give them her dragon gold and that was over the phone.  She sees that her not being in the household to shield her brothers from her parents has led to them having to take all that parental abuse and pressure alone. She goes over to confront them feeling hot under the collar and Riz senses a crackle of something in her aura. 

Cass chimes in, thinking she’s been summoned, and asks if it’s a good time for them to talk and Kristen snaps at her that OBVIOUSLY it’s not a good time. Kristen feels a spasm in her body and, for the first time, Cass snaps back at her: "Fine! I can make my own people to talk to!“ Deeply concerning, but we’ll come back to that. For now, we follow Kristen as she reaches her parents and brother. Bucky immediately goes in for the hug and seems very happy to see her. Her parents, not so much and the feeling is mutual. “Second time’s the charm, hopefully” they say, tacitly deeming her a failure. She pretends to be directing traffic so she can hustle them out the door ASAP and gets a Nat 20 to do so (rolling with advantage for reasons Brennan doesn’t expound on). Bucky says he wants to talk to Kristen about something but he’s late so can they meet up after class? She says sure thing and he runs off, his longsword trailing after him. 

Kristen is left alone with her parents and it’s a bit of a standoff. Her mom asks how she’s going and seems to genuinely want to know to some degree but it’s still mainly jabs about her lifestyle and choices and leaving the church. Her dad especially comes down hard on her for leaving Helio without a chosen one and becoming a cleric to a night goddess right before they were struck with four months of night which, admittedly, is a fair thing to have questions about. But Kristen has died and come back from the dead. If that can’t keep her down, her parents certainly can’t. She pirouettes away from the conversation and heads to class (because she may not be worried about her parents but she is worried about what Cass said to her). 

We hop over to the second nerd of the party, Adaine, who’s in wizard classes with Professor Tiberia Runestaff who Brennan says has “Evil Lucille Bluth” energy (which is different from regular Lucille Bluth how?). She’s a friend of Aguefort’s from the Mountains of Chaos and Adaine wants to impress her so so bad. 

She starts off her lesson by saying that this year is the weed out year. This is the year that separates the paltry magicians from the truly great casters. Then, she starts listing out the materials they need for this week’s castings–a list that includes TEN BARRELS OF DIAMONDS. For ONE WEEK. Adaine may come from money but she doesn’t have access to any of that money right now. She raises her hand to ask if there’s any way she could borrow some diamonds from the school or something and basically gets a harsh, “That sounds like a you problem” kind of response that she shrinks back from. Tiberia continues to list the ridiculously expensive materials needed to continue on and Adaine knows that she can’t ask Jawbone for any of this. She resolves to call Aelwyn for help during lunch. 

We then move on to a Fantasy High first: Fig going to class! Although she’s not going as herself. She’s disguised as her alter ego Wanda Childa. The professor (Lucilla Lullaby who is some kind of chill Eladrin) seems to perhaps think she recognizes her before she sits down next to Reuben. She charms him by smelling of peach schnapps and cigarettes and they have a flirty emo-off before Lucilla points out that she’s 100% not on the roster and, despite the fact that it doesn’t always seem like it, this is a school with rules. This year especially! She leaves, but as she lingers to give Reuben one last look (and sniff) she notices that he has a Ratgrinder tattoo that matches KP’s pin. 

As she exits Lucilla is making a call on her crystal and there’s a good chance it’s connected to the encounter Fig has when she gets to the hall. Jace Stardiamond is leading an eagle aarakocra Council of Chosen agent (think FBI) who is investigating truancy in the area and calls Fig by name–well by pseudonym anyway. He is incidentally also looking into the disappearance of Hilda Hilda. Sensing her chickens are finally coming home to roost, Fig gives a weak lie about not knowing how schools work and skateboards away, using Cutting Words to prevent Agent Clark’s attack of opportunity on her. He vows to find out who she is as she makes her escape. 

Proving you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it go to bard class, Fig goes outside to spy on her class through the window instead of attending because she thought Lucilla actually seemed pretty cool. She doesn’t hide well enough though and Lucilla spots her through the window. She’s shocked to see Fig for the first time in two years and welcomes her in like she’s the prodigal son. Fig asks if it would be weird for her to attend. Lucilla assures her that it’s the opposite of weird and, in fact, mandatory. 

She settles in for her first day of bard class–this semester and ever–but out of the corner of her eye, she notices a sneering Rebuen texting someone. It’s Lola Embers. Looks like they’re signed to the same label. 

Finally, we hop to Kristen who’s headed to cleric class with Professor Yolanda Badgood (a wispy air genasi). Before class even starts she tells Kristen to meet her after class. We timeskip to that meeting and, like many others in this ep, she thanks Kristen for saving the world. But she has a followup question: How did she do it when her god is dead? Kristen says she has a lot going on with her estranged parents she just saw and her scattered mind and her feeling like the stairs are disappearing behind her as she climbs. She has to update her god in the files and her address for that matter because, as we learned when she talked to her parents, all her mail is still getting sent to her old address. Her professor sincerely asks her how she’s feeling and Kristen says she’s fine but asks if there’s some kind of test she can take that will tell her what god is right for her. Her professor is like, “Didn’t you just say you had a new god???” But Kristen feels so much pressure with Cass and she mainly feels annoyed by her presence. Professor Badgood says that she’s allowed to change her god as much as she wants–she herself gave up an active relationship with a divinity so she can be kind of an interfaith minister to all her students. And she says that all faiths are trying to capture a piece of the truth–even the out there ones with evil gods and such. She recommends that Kristen spend a week earnestly trying to connect with Cass and if she still feels like she wants to split she can go from there. 

Kristen has a followup question: What do you do when your god says, "Fine, I'll- I'll make new followers"? Badgood seems taken aback, and she’s even more so when Kristen says she’s been rude to her god. Kristen asks if she should apologize and Professor Badgood gives her the most gracious version of, “Duh, obviously” a person can manage. She directs Kristen to one of the million prayer rooms in the class so she and Cass can talk. 

Kristen actually takes this seriously–or at least more seriously than she takes most things. She clears her mind and meditates until she finds herself in the forest of Sylvaire where Cassandra is crying to herself. A bright moon that would erase any shadow or doubt encroaches. When Kristen tries to touch Cass’s shoulder, the god flinches away and sobs that Craig–her only other follower–has joined the Wolfsong Revival. Tracker’s movement.   

Cass is scared. She doesn’t want to end up dead in the Astral Realm like Yes? Kristen apologizes and says that she understands that she’s getting to point where chaos isn’t cute anymore. She follows that up by saying that her top two priorities are Cass and her student president campaign however so I don’t know how committed she is to being serious. Cass isn’t either because she flat out states that she can’t rely on Kristen. She’s so so lonely and she’s confused about why things aren’t working out. They started out so big and magical and they’re still so stuck. She thought it might be because of her somehow but then she learned about the trail of abandoned gods in Kristen’s wake and realized that *she* was the connecting factor, something that Kristen cops to verbally: “It’s me,” she says. 

Cass announces that she’s getting some help and Kristen asks who. A cleric? Nope. No clerics for now. She just wanted a friend. Kristen sees her petting something invisible and asks if it’s a dog. 

“I’m more of a cat person,” Cass says as a black cat fades into view. 

“Hi Kristen,” Kalina says. 

And that’s where we end our ep!!!! The bitch is back!!!!

Honor Roll

Riz for Thinking Of All His Friends

In Sophomore Year there was a thing with Riz’s dad where it was like, sometimes you show your love through work and, viewed through that lens, Riz *really* loves his friends. I recognize that the likelihood of his meticulous plan actually working is slim to none and he’ll have to accept that even if they all stay really close friends (which they better), they’re likely on at least slightly different life paths, I do think it’s really sweet that he’s putting so much effort into making sure that ALL of his friends are successful by the metric that he’s using. Also, the “Hi Adaine :)” binder for her was so cute. I love nerd friendship. 

Detention 

Fig for Hilda-Hilda-ing Too Close to the Sun

Girl the Fantasy FBI is after you!!! Just stop lying and go to class!!!!!

Random Thoughts

In the AP for this ep, Emily mentioned some cool warlock thing that might be worth taking the MCAT for and officially registering (she’s currently off the books multiclassing) but it’s never mentioned in the actual episode so I assume it got snipped away in editing. 

I really love how polite Adaine is to anyone who hasn’t earned her scorn and the little moment of her taking a reasonable amount of food from the trashbag Lydia offered her and thanking her was very endearing to me. 

Zac is very quick on his feet and Chloe is a GREAT save for Cloaca but it is ABSOLUTELY not gonna be what anyone calls that bird but me and him. 

When Jace said over the intercom that Sorc classes are just talking about how fun and easy magic is, I’m surprised Adaine have anything snarky to say about that, lol. *I* had a comment and I don’t even go to that school. 

Is anyone else getting like…Santa Clause 2 energy from the Grix situation? If that ends up being the vibe then that’s super funny because iirc Santa Clause 1 was ref’d a bunch with the oracle stuff in Freshman Year. Full circle baybee. 

KP seems like she is springing into existence to fill the voice left by Penny Luckstone getting her GED and leaving. They’re like on the exact same level of one axis of a cartesian plane but on opposite sides. Both at 100% intensity but vibes in opposite directions.  

I kinda wanna add a poll to this post that’s like, what is the crazier story? Mermaid reproduction with the Thistlesprings or snapping turtle man with gun up his secret cloaca story with Jawbone?

Honorary Honor Roll to Ally the person for the legendary 4 dogs joke. Honestly even funnier knowing that that’s the actual name of Brennan’s old PC. Burned the man to his face. Roasted him like corn. 

OK, so what are we thinking about the Ratgrinders? Is that a ref to grinding rats for XP or more how they see other people/what they’re going to do to people who get in their way? KP is obviously very rules focused but in a Lawful Annoying way. I do think it’s interesting though. Have any of you guys ever seen the Community episode where it turns out everyone at Greendale hates the gang because they have major main character syndrome and are always forcing everyone else at school to accommodate their flights of fancy (a perfectly reasonable reason to have beef with people)? I’m wondering if there’s a bit of that energy happening here. Either way, this strikes me as a party that’s interested in exploiting loopholes and such for maximum efficiency (eg: finding the rogue prof for instant straight A’s) and that’s a different kind of maverick behavior than what the Bad Kids do which is go buckwild, breaking rules if necessary, but getting real results. It’s like the BK’s are Aguefort’s perfect party and I’m suspecting the RG’s are Grix’s. Speaking of–

A FH concept I had ages ago was rival adventuring party to the main group which has like, bizarro versions of everyone. And we may be getting that! We have an emo bard to contrast Fig’s punk rocker energy. And a rules follower (derogatory) rogue to contrast Riz who is also a rules follower (blessed). Very curious to see the rest of their party! And very curious to know if they’re Bad (™) or just annoying in a high school way. Sometimes people just don’t vibe with you. 

Oh, a specific concern that I have: KP specifically asked where Kristen was able to create a god. I don’t think that’s info I want a super type A person I don’t trust to have. 

Very sweet that Jawbone’s immediate instinct when he thinks an earthquake is happening is to bodily shield Fig and Adaine, his two kind daughter-figures in the Bad Kids. 

Kristen says that Cass is a hard sell but I have to disagree. Look at this flyer. It looks convincing to me!

“I think songs can accomplish a lot, if you let yourself hear the music.” Gorgug :( He’s gonna show Porter this season. I just know it. I believe in you Spring Break! 

Love Murph throwing in the Frosty Folk thing apropos of basically nothing just to make sure they had an in-character reason to all know about that for later, just in case. Info management! Important! 

I remember Bucky being a lot younger but either I’m confusing him for one of her other two brothers or it got retconned (or Quangled lol) older to make this storyline work. Very interesting that he went in for the hug, not the other way around. Seems like at least one person missed her. With his longsword and his parents’ inclinations, it seems like he’s most likely a Helioic Paladin. I’m very interested in how they’re going to treat his relationship with Helio because even though Kristen rejected him and we’ve seen that he has some followers that range from just shitty (K’s parents) to downright culty (the Harvestmen), that doesn’t mean that all of his followers are like that and we’ve never actually seen Helio be anything but pretty chill when he’s appeared. He wants to talk to Kristen about something and my conspiracy theory brain is wondering if he was asked to be Helio’s new chosen one but he hasn’t told anyone yet. That would be very interesting and I’d like to see a storyline about the tension of K and her brother having very different relationships with the same god. The chill peace and love god might have been a great person for him to turn to in absence of his one lifeline in the house leaving. But it could also be tons of other things so we’ll see. 

Wild that Kristen has pissed off or abandoned every member of that godly family (Sol, Helio, Galicaea, and Cass). She really is the constant here. 

Ally says Kristen is wearing an Adidas tracksuit meaning that this world canonically has both Adidas and Badidas. 

It’s a funny moment when Terps is like, “Is there harm in your life? ”to Fabian when he mentions eating food out of a trash bag but like, the kid isn’t doing *great*. Def some neglect happening and he said he was wearing yesterday’s clothes and still banged up from the Night Yorb fight. If I was a teacher, I’d have questions too! 

Yolanda Badgood. Terpsichore Skullcleaver. Lucilla Lullaby. Most of these professors are named like My Little Ponies and I love it. 

When Lucilla say “Wanda” it seems like she briefly (correctly) thought it was Fig which is funny because it paints the picture that she’s been actively waiting on pins and needles for her to show up for the past two years. It’s funny because she’s not a missing person. She’s highly visible both from saving the world and being a rockstar AND both of her dads work at your school! Just get in touch! 

Really hope Adaine follows up on the Aelwyn conversation because I wanna see two kids raised in old money discuss the price of ten barrels of diamonds. 

Also lol at random things like Fabian being the FUTURE OF DANCE being pinned on Adaine’s oracle prognostications. 

#Dimension 20 #dimension 20 spoilers #d20 #d20 spoilers #fantasy high #fantasy high spoilers #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #spoilers #the report card

[stardustpinkart]

Inspired by Lydiabards series of Villian Disney songs. Check them out, there fabuolus and almost always accompanied by awesome animatics.

Tayanna. If Kane killed Dario, taken her dearest friend from her. If he hadent tortured her enough, that drove her to madness. Her hatred festered and burnt bright, deciding she would kill the man, no matter how long it took.

This is the result of that, she's grown into an adult woman still out for revenge. Kane is a powerful lord so getting close to him would be difficult. One day though she will rip his heart out. She WILL avenge Dario

#artwork #legends of ocelot #tayanna #adult tayanna #aztec #aztec warrior #villian au #twisted au #hunter #huntress

[curlicuecal]

@whetstonefires tagged me in a post where the only prompt was "10 songs" so I have decided to shuffle my music app and list the first 10 songs that come up

1)Into the Unknown - Minor Key cover by Lydia the Bard (Elsa's Villain Song)

Minor key makes every song better, but especially a disney song

2) Wool Over Our Eyes - The Stupendium

I really love songs written about obscure games I've only watched let's plays of. this one's about a sheep cultist.

3) Would You Go With Me - Josh Turner

Look, I love a good country love song. "If I gave you my hand/ would you take it and make me/ the happiest man in the world"

4) Say My Name - Beetlejuice the Musical

love a musical, love some wordplay, love Lydia calmly kicking ass in this. only improved by an awesome & playful animatic

5) The Red Means I Love You - Madds Buckley.

My favorite story about this song is she posted it and all her religious relatives expressed Deep Concern about her mental health and she was just sitting there like 'it's an anime reference, it's about himiko from bnha, i don't actually want to murder people"

6) Kiss the Girl - Minor Key Cover - Chase Holfelder

Another minor key cover! Gosh i love them. This guy has a bunch of great stuff.

7) New Friends - Maty Noyes

The music video for this one is so creepy-fun, love it. Plus I'm just a sucker for clever visual symbolism & motif

8) Take My Chance - Doll$boxx

Another great music video. Wait for the beat to drop. :3

9) Resurrection by Breakbeat - Altered Beast - djbpretzel

I know nothing about the game(s?) this is remixed from I just love the music. For some reason I associate it in my head with Girl Genius. I feel like parts of this are what heterodyning would sound like.

10) Rule the World - Kamelot

High drama, heck yeah

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[wizisbored]

Have you seen the owl house? I feel like a Beetlejuice owl house au would be awesome

i have yes and now im thinking

first thought was a straight insert beetlejuice characters into owl house transfer, but beyond beej as eda, lydia as luz and big sandy as hooty it just didnt really work. so instead, here is a crossover concept:

luz isnt the only human kid to find her way into the demon realm, and eda isnt the only wild witch to take one as an apprentice. but while luz is learning glyphs, going to school, and unknowingly befriending the son of the titan, lydia is being immersed in the isles' crimminal underworld and learning various methods of commiting highway robbery under the instruction of beetlejuice and his palisman, sandy.

eda and beej go way back. they were at school together, and secretly studied multiple tracks together (beetlejuice was in bard). nowadays they see each other on occasion, and that occasion is equally likely to be a friendly game of hexes holdem or a bar fight.

their paths cross again when beetlejuice and lydia attempt to rob eda and luz, and in the ensuing fight the apprentices realise that their masters seem to be familiar with each other.

#im not changing the au count. yet. #edit: lol #the worm hole au

[superkooku]

Villain songs I'm vibing to rn :

(Poseidon isn't evil in the myths, but this song SCREAMS "villain !")

Also, all of Lydia the Bard's Disney princess turned evil. She's awesome.

#ruthlessness #good to be king #epic the musical #ocean saga #journey to bethlehem #lydia the bard #once in a blue moon i feel like posting instead of reblogging #Spotify

[incorrect-life-of-me]

“here are some popular tiktok sounds that come from musicals:

“You remind me of a girl I once knew, god by now she’s well in middle age probably 41, 42. huh, thank you? Uh, oh my god, no no.” Waitress, It only takes a taste

“You could use a buddy Don't you want a pal? (Yes I do! Yes I do!) Girl, the way I see it Your daddy should be leavin' And you should stick aroundWhat?Nothing So, Lydia, don't end yourself Defend yourself Daddy is the one you should maim Together we'll exterminate, assassinateNoThe finer points can wait But first you gotta say my nameGo ahead and jump but that won't stop him Here you got a solid plan B option I can bring your daddy so much pain All you gotta do is say my name Girl, just say it three times in a row Then you won't believe how far I'll go I'm on the bench, but coach Just put me in the game All you gotta do is say my nameI don't know your nameWell, I can't say itHow 'bout a game of charades?Yes, let's play itTwo wordsRightSecond wordUh-huhDrink?NoBeverage?NoWine?NoJuice?YesOkay First wordOkayBug?NoAnt?Close, but noBeetle?YesBetelgeuse?Wow, I'm impressed And all you gotta do is say my name three times Three times in a row it must be spoken Unbroken Ready?YeahOkay, goBetelgeuseYesBetelgeuseYesBeeeeeOh, oh, this is gonna be so good'CauseWhat?You're so smart A stand-up bro I'll think about your offer Let you know But I prefer my chances down below BetelgeuseYesBetelgeuseYesBeing young and female doesn't mean that I'm an easy mark I've been swimming with piranhas I don't need a shark Yes, life sucks But not that much Okay, Betelgeuse Betelgeuse Be a doll and spare the lectureI'm offering you a full-time specterAre you any good?You bet'cha Trust me, babyI just met ya Really it's a flattering offerDon't you wanna see dad suffer?I think I'd rather just jump off Now may be suicidal But Betelgeuse, it's not as if I've lost my mind“ (this whole god damn song) Beetlejuice, Say my Name

“And it’s hard, its hard, its really really hard its sexy but its hard Sexy but it's hard This bar that I'm Raising to be this amazing!” Something Rotten, Hard to Be the Bard

“So you write down a word but it’s not the right word so you try a new word and you hate the new word And you need a good word but you can't find the word Oh where is it, what is it, what is it, where is it! Blah-blah-blah, ha ha, ah-ha -UGHHHHHHHH!” Something Rotten, Hard to Be the Bard

“Ooh, don't be bitter Ooh, 'cause I'm fitter Ooh, why hasn't it hit her? He doesn't want to bang you Somebody hang you” Six, Don’t Lose Your Head

“The only thing you wanna do is...Yeah, that didn't work out So I decided to have a break from boys And you'll never guess who I met Tall, large, Henry the Eighth Supreme head of the Church of England” Six, All You Wanna Do

“We start with stars in our eyes We start believing that we belong But every sun doesn't rise And no one tells you where you went wrong” Dear Evan Hansen, Waving Through A Window

“I can show you what comes next So don't be freaked Stay in your seats I do this bullshit, like, eight times a week” Beetlejuice, The Whole Being Dead Thing

“You're, You're gonna be fine On the other side DIE! YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE! YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE!” Beetlejuice, The Whole Being Dead Thing

“Dear Diary, why, why do they hate me why dont i fight back why do i act like such a creep why wont he date me why did i hit him why do i cry myself to sleep” Heathers, Beautiful

“I like looking hot buying stuff they cannot I like drinking hard maxing dads credit card i like skipping gym scarring her screwing him” Heathers, Candy Store

“Martha dumptruck in the flesh he comes the cootie squad we should shut up heather sorry heather look whos with her oh my god dang dang diggity dang dang” Heathers, Big Fun

“Heaven forbid someone whisper "He's part of some scheme" Your enemy whispers So you have to scream I know about whispers I see how you look at my sister” First Burn, cut hamilton song

“What comes next? You've been freed Do you know how hard it is to lead? You're on your own Awesome, wow! Do you have a clue what happens now?” Hamilton, what comes next

“Ha you don't even know what you're asking me to confess ConfessYou have nothing, I don't have to tell you anything at all Unless UnlessIf I can prove that I never broke the law Do you promise not to tell another soul what you saw?No one else was in the room where it happened Is that a yes? Um, yes” Hamilton, we know

“Oh, I'm gonna do this right Show you I'm not moving Wherever you go, I won't be far to follow Oh, I'm gonna love you so You'll learn what I already know I love you means you're never, ever, ever getting rid of me When you say never you can tryyyy oh but I” Waitress, You are never ever getting rid of me

“And I was like, what the heck I gotta do to be with you? (What the heck I gotta do) What the heck I gotta do to be with you? (What the heck I gotta do) Who do I have to be for you to be with me?” 21 Chump Street, What the heck I gotta do

All of little miss perfect

“O-M-G, Brooke, answer me Look, wait until I tell you what I saw Ignore And also space and frowny faceI'm sorry that Jeremy made out with me at the party but it was totally his fault and lets not let boys ever come between us ever again, mkay? Smiley face, lipstick, kitty paw hey We cool? We are Ok, so at the end of last nights party, did you see Rich? No, I was crying” Be More Chill, The smartphone hour

“Come back in, the welcome mat is on the floor lets begin this story needs an ending homosexual” Falsettos, Falsettoland - About Time

“Because it's a musical A musical And nothing's as amazing as a musical” Something Rotten, A musical

the first half of the end of the line

“Look at my ass look at my thighs im cat nip to the guys they chase my tail They drool and pant Wanna touch this but they can't” Legally blonde, Bend and Snap

“There! Right there! Look at that tan, well-tended skin Look at the killer shape he's in Look at that slightly stubbly chin Oh, please, he's gay, totally gay!” Legally Blonde, There! Right! There!

(these are the only ones i can remember..)

#you cant hate on theater kids #if you have ever liked one of these #tiktok sounds #beetlejuice #falsettos #legally blonde #something rotten #be more chil #waitress #six #little miss perfect #the end of the line #21 chump street #hamilton #heathers #dear evan hansen #musicals #theater

[breadedsinner]

29, 14, and 6 for Judy’s worldstate.

I like how you say “Judy’s”, a testament to how I never shut up about her :p

29) How do they each feel about the Deep Roads?

I can’t place a single word for Hervor’s feelings towards it, as she has pride in her background, but this is a part she never got to experience. She firmly believes the Deep Roads will be taken back one day. She HAS to believe it. Maybe she’ll never see it, but someday the dwarves will reclaim the old glory. So it simultaneously fills her with despair and with determination.

Judy and Rota both prefer open spaces and the idea of dark cavernous underground mazes filled with monsters does not thrill either of them.

Judy is especially unnerved by the Deep Roads and darkspawn. Not that she has a favorite thing to fight, but during Ostagar a Shriek cut her up very badly. She’s been fortunate to never have seen one since, but going into the Deep Roads invites the possibility. Anders has mentioned a “broodmother” once or twice…Judy is sure she does not want to know what that is.

Rota has some lingering curiosity. She might tell you otherwise, but she does care about being a dwarf and their past, and is interested in seeing their once vast empire…..another part of it is…betting there’s lots of treasure down there.

14) If they’d been in each other’s places would they have made the same or different choices? And who would they have romanced, if anyone?

I answered this for my main girls, so let me answer for my mage timeline. I’ll try to keep it briefer.

Loma Surana would have been more supportive of every DA2 member…except maybe Aveline because she can be so rigid. Fenris would have been an uphill battle but she would do her best to be patient and tender with him. 

Actually, all of that goes for Esras too. The difference being Loma would insist on taking the book from Isabela, Esras would let her take it. Loma would think Sebastian should take his land back because she believes he is a good person and change only comes when good people step up. Esras would not want to pressure him into politics. Loma…might have reluctantly killed Anders, but Esras would not have. 

Loma would romance Isabela, Esras…might have been attracted to Fenris, but he’s definitely not a rival-mance kind of guy and their views are very different, so probably Merrill.

Lydia Hawke would have killed Loghain, but she would not encourage Alistair to be King, either. Anora seems plenty competent, and if Alistair wants to stay a Warden, she’s not about to tell him no. As for romance…she only likes women, Morrigan might remind her too much of herself (although Lydia would at least think she has a better sense of humor about herself) and Leliana too different, although…perhaps once she learns about her bard life, she’d become more interested.

All three would drink from the Well. Lydia would opt to have Briala control Gaspard because fuck Celene; something about her pretending to be better, to be the diplomat even though her hands are just as dirty would repulse Lydia. Loma would have formed a 3-way truce because fuck all of them. She’s clever enough to outwit them. Loma would have romanced Josephine, Lydia….actually, I think Vivienne would be most her type, though she would not have advanced until she was sure Viv was okay with it, after Bastien’s death and some time had passed.

Esras would not have pushed Alistair to be King but he also wouldn’t want to kill Loghain in spite of everything, so….that would have not gone awesome. Especially since he might have romanced Alistair. Hoo boy, what a disaster, Esras would be in tears.

6) What would they think of each other’s combat skills/techniques?

Hervor and Judy would both be a bit perplexed by Rota’s Tempest techniques, although Hervor would then get excited by the notion of breaking a glass and rushing to the enemy to freeze/burn them.

Hervor would think both Rota’s saboteur and Judith’s bastard-sword/lyrium mesh lack a certain refinement, but ultimately admires their ability to make it work.

Rota appreciates swordsmanship but it’s not really for her, Rota’s good out here. 

#archdemonblood #Meme Answers #Hervor Aeducan #Judith Hawke #Rota Cadash #Loma Surana #Lydia Hawke #Esras Adaar

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Netflix Starts Production on THE WITCHER Season 2 with Seven New Cast Members Announced

Netflix has announced that production has started on The Witcher Season 2 in the U.K., and the plan is to premiere it in sometime 2021.

Seven new cast members have also joined the second season of the series, with confirmation that Norwegian Game of Thrones actor Kristofer Hivju has officially joined the show as Nivellen. Other new cast members include Yasen Atour (Young Wallender) as Coen, Agnes Bjorn as Vereena, Paul Bullion (Peaky Blinders) as Lambert, Thue Ersted Rasmussen (Fast and Furious 9) as Eskel, Aisha Fabienne Ross (The Danish Girl) as Lydia, and newcomer Mecia Simson as Francesca.

They join returning cast members Henry Cavill, who leads the cast of The Witcher saga in the role of Geralt of Rivia; Anya Chalotra as the sorceress Yennefer; Freya Allan as the princess Ciri; and Joey Batey as the bard Jaskier who sings the signature ballad “Toss a Coin to Your Witcher” from the series.

Other returning cast include MyAnna Buring as Tissaia, Tom Canton as Filavandrel, Lilly Cooper as Murta, Jeremy Crawford as Yarpin Zigrin, Eamon Farren as Cahir, Mahesh Jadu as Vilgefortz, Terence Maynard as Artorius, Lars Mikkelson as Stregobor, Mimi Ndiweni as Fringilla Vigo, Royce Pierreson as Istredd, Wilson Radjou-Pujalte as Dara, Anna Shaffer as Triss Merigold, and Therica Wilson Read as Sabrina.

The first season of The Witcher was pretty damn awesome, and I’m looking forward to seeing what’s in store for Season 2. The series was a big hit with audiences, and showrunner Lauren Schmidt Hissrich said in a statement:

“The reaction to season one of The Witcher set a high bar for adding new talent for the second season. [Casting director] Sophie Holland and her casting team have once again found the very best people to embody these characters, and in the hands of these accomplished directors, we’re excited to see these new stories come to life.”

Based on the best-selling fantasy series, The Witcher follows Geralt of Rivia, “a solitary monster hunter who struggles to find his place in a world where people often prove more wicked than the beasts. But when destiny hurtles him toward a powerful sorceress, and a young princess with a dangerous secret, the three must learn to navigate the increasingly volatile Continent together.”

Season 2 will be directed by Stephen Surjik (Umbrella Academy) who will direct 201 and 202; Sarah O’Gorman (Cursed) for episodes 203 and 204; Ed Bazalgette (The Last Kingdom) for episodes 205 and 208; and Geeta Patel (Meet The Patels) for episodes 206 and 207.

source https://geektyrant.com/news/netflix-starts-production-on-the-witcher-season-2-with-seven-new-cast-members-announced

#Entertainments

[salty-dracon]

homebrew 1, time to debut My Boy!

(i’ll be sticking these under readmores because they’re long)

who is My Boy? a tabaxi bard, who will end up being lore subclass, who looks like a black jaguar wearing a black cape. so almost like a rogue. except he’s a bard and plays the harp. i intended to base him off larkspur, who is a hopeless romantic, and while he is very intelligent, he also has some weird faults. unfortunately he ended up being more like grey, and i need to nail his accent somehow

we all have different reasons for being in this weird ol’ temple to a forgotten god in a ruined city, because some cleric lady named lydia called us here. oh man my introduction to this adventure (and our former rogue’s new character) was interesting

new fighter: are you L.B.?

me, a bard: are you X?

fighter: (ooc) you see a human wearing armor that looks like it’s from silverymoon

me: (ooc) you see a seven foot tall black shadow with cat ears

anyway after introducing ourselves we decided to run into the little temple, and fight the spiders that were there. there was a baby spider and a big spider! also some weird holy symbol on the altar. we all made some “thor is judge judy now” jokes, because yeah

lydia and our sorcerer were no help for good reason

also yes, i did debut the fact that flurry cannot do any basic math

me: *leans outside* hey how many spiders were there?

lydia: three

me: okay so we defeated two... *tries to count on his paws for like a minute*

wizard: there’s one more

me: okay i’m gonna figure this out

wizard: there’s one more

anyway the last spider was in the attic and it was the size of a horse. how do we know it was horse sized? we have an adorable centaur paladin with us too. our whole team’s actually pretty awesome

and then the spider attacked me

dm: the spider misses

me: “holy shit i didn’t know there were FOUR spiders!”

wizard: wait, can flurry not do basic math?

me: remember that meme i posted? the risk i took was calculated, but man am i bad at math? 

wizard: ... oh

and then lydia attacked the sorcerer and nearly ko’d her and we kind of ran out and tried to beat her up. apparently we did something to piss her off. i don’t know what we did. anyway she was a wight and we stole her longsword, and then ransacked the temple and found absolutely nothing

i’m kind of sad that the former rogue is still putting his edgy ass personality into his new fighter, because i lowkey did not like how he constantly derailed the last adventure, and he’s going to do it again, i know it. luckily we’ll be emo vs goth since larkspur is a huge fucking goth

after going to the main city, which is mostly under a huge antimagic field, except for the mage college and the various temples, we decided to mess around for the night. i completed a certain “assignment” given to me by the dm and then enjoyed some milk

me: I WANT YOUR BIGGEST GLASS OF MILK

dm: the bartender hands you a glass of milk

me: i lap it up like a cat

(yes i know cats shouldn’t drink milk. fuck you he had a bad day)

our paladin decided to hang out with a bunch of magical college students, which were just like real college students according to the dm. oh my god that was the best thing ever, watching an overenthusiastic paladin interact with drunk magical engineering majors trying to make bagpipes out of shoes and drown their midterm sorrows in alcohol

no seriously it was the best thing ever

also we’re being stalked by my contact. maybe

next time, i’m being yelled at on a mission by the fighter to go stalk whoever’s been eyeing us at the bar, and the moment i finish, i’m going to demand milk

#pj's dnd adventures #*slams door in* GOVAR I DEMAND MILK FOR MY TROUBLES

[midsummerreads-archive]

Book Review: The Serpent King by Jeff Zentner

Dill has had to wrestle with vipers his whole life at home, as the only son of a Pentecostal minister who urges him to handle poisonous rattlesnakes, and at school, where he faces down bullies who target him for his father’s extreme faith and very public fall from grace.

The only antidote to all this venom is his friendship with fellow outcasts Travis and Lydia. But as they are starting their senior year, Dill feels the coils of his future tightening around him. Dill’s only escapes are his music and his secret feelings for Lydia, neither of which he is brave enough to share. Graduation feels more like an ending to Dill than a beginning. But even before then, he must cope with another ending- one that will rock his life to the core.

Well, if you’ve followed Midsummer at any point on Instagram or Twitter, you’ll realize that Lyv and I are fans of Jeff Zentner. I mean, who wouldn’t be?

To celebrate Zentner’s win of the William C. Morris award for 2017, I decided it was time to revisit The Serpent King and finally do a review.

Let me preface this review/fangirling with the fact that I grew up in the South. I dated a member of a pentecostal church. I grew up with one of my best friends coming from a more prominent family than mine. I was the nerd who lost herself in books constantly. I also worked a part time job while going to school full-time.  So there are a lot of things that I have in common with these characters and there are things I understand from my personal experiences. I think this is why I enjoy reading this novel as much as I do. Yes, there are very fundamental differences, but it takes me back to growing up in a school with just a couple hundred kids in my class.  Not going to lie, Lydia’s thoughts on Nascar are almost identical to mine.  Although I can’t hate on them too much anymore, because they employee one of my best friends.

So, if you haven’t had a chance to read this or even if you aren’t a giant fan of contemporary, I implore you to give Zentner’s AWARD WINNING, wait, did you catch that? AWARD WINNING NOVEL.

Now, on to my fangirl weird head canon theory:

Upon revisiting Dill, Travis, and Lydia I was distinctly reminded of one of my favorite television shows from high school, The OC. Now, other than the obvious differences between the super rich Orange County area of California versus the lower income small town in Tennessee, I’ve kind of fan cast the characters as the main three:

For all intents and purposes Dill is Ryan Atwood.  Why? Well, look at it from a factual standpoint.  Both characters’ fathers are in prison for an undetermined amount of time.  Their mothers work jobs to try and get by and are both high school dropouts. Not only are both Dill and Ryan struggling for money, but they both are musical. Don’t forget that Ryan was in musicals, and Dill is a musician.  Both are ashamed of their backgrounds and are vilified in their communities because of said background. Let’s see, both harbor feelings for a woman that they feel is out of their league, and neither of them think they are worthy of college.

Travis = Seth Cohen.  My first major reason for equating them to one another is because they were both my favorites. But look at it this way, Travis was the only person his age that was a fan of the fictional book series that he constantly talked about, and Seth was the founding and only member of the comic book club at his school.  He was considered the weird nerd for the way he dressed, much like Travis. In addition, his only friends for most of the first season were Ryan (Dill) and Marissa (Lydia). Also, like Travis, a beautiful girl that they didn’t expect to come into their lives and change it, did.

  I’ll fully admit that my Lydia = Marissa Cooper comparison is much more of a stretch, but here we go: Marissa was considered to be one of the richest of the rich because of her father, just like Lydia was one of the wealthiest members of Forrestville.  Marissa was also a fashionista who set trends and was always wearing some awesome outfits, Lydia is a fashion icon on her website and to the blogging world.  Marissa eventually stopped caring what everyone thought of her after a tragic event in her life, subverting her whole persona, and Lydia also stops caring what her readership thinks of her after a tragic event as well. In addition, Marissa and Lydia both just wanted to escape the cage of their cities so they could be who they truly were. 

And that is my OC-Serpent King fan comparison. Sure, it isn’t a fool-proof comparison, but during this read I just couldn’t get these comparisons out of my head!

4 Bards to The Serpent King!

Book Review: The Serpent King by Jeff Zentner was originally published on A Midsummer Night's Read

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Chapter 7 Husband Knows Best

It's been a week since you found Adrian and Elson and they've been paying you some extra bit of attention. Whether or not it Elson getting extra playtime with you or Adrian purring into you neck leaving sucking on or leaving love bites. You were not neglected on any level in fact that's what your doing now, You were sitting on your couch letting Elson kiss your face while Adrian was squeezing your thighs and leaving bites on them.

They both had Heart eyes on you because they Seem to love you so much, but what you didn't know was that The two were glaring at each other for, their was an unspoken war between the two on who gets to be your baby boy and one is not about to lose to the other not without a fight at least. Which led up to here you being loved on by the two littles, one Sunday morning just when you Start to return there affections it when a loud noise was heard Loud Noise infront of the treehouse.

Three of you became alert and got up from you spots. You grabbed various sharp knifes, some sleep darts and a mace. Elson activated his Ice magic and Adrian had a list of spell attacks to use on who ever is Invading their home. You then turn to the two boys...

(Y/N) you.........stay.......together....protect......each.......other....... Guard........Home

That was all you told then before stepping on the Lift before running off into the woods. Elson and Adrian watch as you went on Surveillance patrol.

(Adrian) she's making us stay here while she goes towards the danger?!

(Elson) Yeah but Don't worry 🧊 mommy has got this

(Adrian) But what of she doesn't we need to go after her!

(Elson) she's Done this multiple times Already she'll be fine

(Adrian) Well I don't think so we need to follow her

(Elson) first of all with what legs? And second of all she told us to stay and watch the treehouse.

(Adrian) Excuse me human?!

Just then a loud thud was heard from inside the treehouse. The two turn their heads and raise their guards.

(Adrian) (whisper shout) How did they get in the house?

(Elson) (whisper) just stay back I'll check it out

Elson left Adrian to check the hallway he had a sheild up to block any on coming attack then he heard rattling in the cabinet. Elson continued to walk slowly making ice in his hands ready to swing until the cabinet open and he saw

Elson paused and Sighed in relief

(Elson) oh you gave me quite a Fright little one

The little Chameleon smiled at Elson before he felt a Hard metal smack on the back of his head. The Last thing Elson heard was

(???) Great work Parasol (fem Pascal)

Meanwhile Adrian sat in the kitty pool, he was hyper aware and Elson hasn't come back yet. Now Adrian can care less about Elson but he was important to you so he called out in the hallway

(Adrian) oi Ice human you there?

Then a shadow was Approaching

(Adrian) oh good did you find out what was making that noise yet?

(???) Oh he did

Then out came the unknown figure dragging the unconscious Elson with a Case iron pan and alot of hair

(???) Now if you want to keep that stupid tail attached to your skinny little body you will tell me ALL ABOUT HER.

³You were majorly confused like there was clearly a loud noise, but you didn't find anything. You thought you may have took a wrong turn except you lived here for years, so you know these woods like the back of your hand. Their was no way you were lost you didn't find anything unusual so you went back to the house still checking your Surroundings until you heard a

(Y/N)!!!!

Your eyes widened fully Understanding exactly what has happened. One things for sure Adrian never ever EVER call you by your name. You ran as fast as you could speeding back to your home and quickly getting on the Lift and pulled yourself up. You where about to run into the living room when you stopped in the hallway. You stalked slowly behind the Couch when you saw the boys. Adrian face was red with tears he was clearly getting tortured a bit as he had cuts on his arms and bruises on his face and Elson was unconscious with a lump forming on his head. You were now hoping he didn't get a Concussion and finally you looked to see a man. He wore purple everything and was barefoot and boy let me tell you, you had never seen a man with hair that can go for miles in fact you never seen anybody with that much blonde hair before in fact you barely had seen anybody other then The boys and Jasmir and now this guy.

(???) You know this would be easier for you if you tell me all I want to know about her

(Adrian)(in pain) and you know I'll say the same thing Screw you human!

Just then he the taller man jab a Fork in Adrian's tail

(???) Last chance little fish boy

The Male put out what appeared to be a Bucher's Knife

(???) TELL ME WE'RE IS SHE?!?!?!

You were Flattered that Adrian was Refraining from telling the taller male about you. He was such a sweet baby boy. You reminded yourself to reward him later for his loyalty to you❤️❤️❤️ but for now the taller male was about to kill one of your special boys. You snapped your fingers to get his attention. The male turned around to see you and his eyes turned into glowing red Hearts as he gets a eye full of you.

(???) Oh there you are

(Adrian) Y/N Get out of here this human guy is Crazy!!!

(???) Oh Y/N is that your Name my love?

The male got up and slowly approached you

(???) Oh my sweet sweet wife what have they done to you

You blankly stared at the blonde wondering what he was talking

(???) Wife you went out into the cold Cruel world and not you hurt

(???) But Don't worry your Big stronge loving husband is here to take care of you

(???) Your husband will do everything he can to protect you and shower you with love and affection.

(???) I will cook and clean and care for our children and you won't have to lift a finger

(???) And all you have to do is stay inside the house and never leave again. We will be together until the day we DIE.

Adrian was looking at the human male with serious concern like he thought Elson was mentally ill this guys seem to have lost almost all his screws. He's shocked this guy is still functioning.

(???) So forget all those Scrubies Stay inside with Hubby.

Husband knows best🎵🎶🎵

Ok Now Adrian was actually scared and especially scared for you. This guy's is delusional and unhinged I mean so are you and you kinda trapped him here too but you wanted to to release him and He wanted to stay. This guy's not only thinks you two are married by he wants to shelter to in your own home forever?!

Now as for you, you just stared at him and listened to his rant. The blonde had a disturbing and deranged smile on is face. You found it attractive and exciting and if it wasn't for the situation you would be so turned on and be making out with him and possibly ruin each other for anybody ever again. Except he just had to hurt you other boys and you have to punish him for That.

You one again pointed at the picture on the main wall and he saw a picture of you in between to corpses one body had a dress and pearls and the other had a dress shirt and slacks. the male wanted to take You right then and their in his broken little mind this proves his point you need to be protected and preserved and most of all you needed to be loved.

(???) My sweet Y/N I Rasputin will forever be by your side FOREVER AS YOUR HUSBAND.

Now was your chance you were so turned on right now and you ran at him. Rasputin thought you wanted to hug and kiss him. Which you did so you can stab him with a tranquilizer

(Rasputin) I LOVE YOU Y/N💜💜💜

Rasputin then passed out infront of you and Adrian. Adrian look at you and then at Rasputin and then back at you. Their was no telling how he feels about this so he didn't say anything. Then the two of you heard a groan on the couch

(Elson) (soar) Ug what happened? Ow! 🧊 mommy my head hurts!

A few hours later you all were sitting at the table ready for dinner. As you feared Elson had a minor Concussion but the swelling on his head went down. Adrian was once again covered in bandages and had some of Elson's ice over his eye along with a eyepatch. Then on the other side of the table was a Rasputin who was tied up in his own hair arms and legs firmly tied together. Rasputin was not disappointed as he knew his so called wife was smart you have served Chicken, Mash potatoes, steamed vegetables and freshly sqeeze orange juice.

(Adrian) silent Mommy are you sure you want to keep him? because in case you forget he almost killed us.

(Elson) I agree is this even a good idea?

You stared at the boys as you were feeding Rasputin and lelf a bowl of crickets for Parasol. You got along with the little Chameleon and became fast friends maybe it's because your girls. You cuddle close to Rasputin

(Y/N) Always.........Wanted.......A.......Husband

(Both)(whining) But what about us

(Y/N) Baby...............Boys

(Both)(blushing) We're Not Babies?!

You actually smiled and giggle softly wining the hearts of the boys even though you had their hearts for the beginning. Before you guys can continued

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?! (Y/N) WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?!

Everyone turned their heads to see a very jealous and very pissed Jasmir.

With the horny break-ins and the sexy death treats. You forgot Jasmir was coming home tonight.

You now got some explaining to do.

OK CHAPTER 7 FINISHED

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Chapter 4 uh...Hi

It was another day, another gloomy Autumn morning now normally (y/n) would sleep in on days like this but she had to get some work done in her treehouse. Some wood was molding and the ceiling was falling apart. 'That part will fall apart if I'm not careful' you thought to yourself while you get you tools. Your home is big beautiful treehouse you've been taking care of it for years it's your only home and the only place you know. Grabbing your chainsaw you step out to cut the nearest log until you notice something strange their was a shadows in a distance. They were slowly getting closer you quickly put on your goggles and moved the chainsaw in defense position you then moved behind the log you were going to cut.

(???) OK I should be close I can feel it

Close? You thought to yourself

(???) Oh man they haven't sang in a while i hope I didn't stray of the path.

The figure was tall Man with long black hair in a ponytail He had some bags with him a he wore a puffy white suit. He didn't seem like a threat but a Stranger is a Stranger you Quietly moved closer and continue to listen...

(???) The voice came from this Broken down tree house. Alright Jasmir just put up with it for awhile the second you find the girl the second you can go back to Arabah.

So this guy is Jasmir you thought. you finally decided to make yourself known grunting to get his attention. Jasmir felt a Presents behind him and turn to see you, Admittedly he freaked out see a young forest woman wielding a stange but sharp Contraption that looks like it can do some serious damage. You continued to stare at Jasmir with soulless but curious eyes you Observed Jasmir up close he was definitely taller than you and had a smooth face you notice he wore some shiny items on them. He was kinda cute to you, as you continued to stare. As you stared at him Jasmir was sweating like Crazy he never Inspected to have a stare off with a quiet and cute girl. She was slightly Intimidating but something told him she wasn't a threat.

(Jasmir) Um Hi?

(Y/N) ( Stareing)...

(Jasmir) (weirded out) I am Jasmir I am the Sultan and Ruler of Arabah

You continued to stare at Jasmir as if to ask what Brings him to her forest home. Jasmir decided to Continue

(Jasmir) incase you are wondering I am on a search for something or rather someone. You see I been hearing a voice from this forest and it's been calling me and I need to know where it comes from.

You gasped! Your (e/c) eyes widened in Realization he must have heard you song the only time of the whole day you used your voice. Jasmir heard your voice from miles away?! Like what?! Anyways if he came all this way to find you then it must be faith you can't let him go. You can't let him go ever.

You put your chainsaw down on the side of the log, you then wave your hand at him and Beckoned you to follow him in your house. Jasmir was confused but not Deterred though he should really be careful he has no knowledge on who you are or why you're out here, but you clearly live here so. As Jasmir walk their you were on a Lift looking contraption. You continued to Beckoned him to join the Lift and as soon as Jasmir climbed on you began pulling the both of you up to your home. Jasmir was amazed but kelp a calm face but he now had many more questions about you and this Place. You two finally got to your tree house

Jasmir's Jaw dropped when the saw your home as you walked ahead of him silently toward the kitchen and put on a kettle of tea 🍵.

(Jasmir) you live here?! It looks like a bunch of teddy bear threw up rainbows and glitter on this place. It's so sickenly cute.

You rolled your eyes at him as you waited for the kettle to boil. You pointed to his bag 🎒 your (e/c) not leaving his face. Jasmir was confused but understood what you wanted to know.

Jasmir smirks again

(Jasmir) ( Arrogantly) Your wondering what's in here huh? Well since you asked, theses are maps of my home and the land that Surrounds it as i said im on a Search expedition for a mysterious voice and it has lead me to this forest. You see I was a handsome Prince Confine to that stupid castle since my father died. My mother presented me to many Princesses from other kingdoms to marry but they were either spoiled, Clingy, self-centered, Is haughty, bratty or arrogant and liked to hear themselves talk.

WoW are you the one to talk you Thought as you Boardly listen to Jasmir's Back story but then his voice changed

(Jasmir) But ever since I took my kingdom by force I heard a strange sound

Now You went back to listening to him Intently this time.

Jasmir( Softly) I heard a voice, a voice filled with fear, loneliness and disappointment, as if they were robbed of having a decent life. It was calling me every night when the moon was out I could no longer resist it I want to find them.

Jasmir (darkly) I NEED THEM.

Now You can confirm this situation. Jasmir was hear because of your love song or Mating Call as you Called it. he must of came all the way from his home country to court you and claim you as his own. The thoughts of what will take place in the future was enough to put a blush on your face and your whole body but you remain calm as not to scare him.

Jasmir(Frustrated) But everywhere I turn I wasn't even close I'm already low on money and resources I brought along with me and I am knowhere near then. I think thier teasing me

Well I kinda am you thought to yourself. Overall you really wanna test him to see if he's desperate enough to follow you to the ends of the earth. In case you haven't notice Jasmir was obsessed with the voice and its love song and your growing obsessed with the Sultan himself. Learning that your song is driving Jasmir Crazier then he already is you know that you to are Each other's destiny.

You will twist and pull and cut and tear and rip apart and stitch back up Jasmir until he had nothing left to give. You will make him love you and think he can never get by without you. You will have him think that he's going to DIE without you.

You stare at Jasmir before lightly slapping him to get him to focus

(Jasmir) (Gasped) How dare?!

But before he can finish you pointed at the picture frame on the main wall. Jasmir looked up and saw a huge picture of you in a pure white dress and a flower crown although their was some disturbing parts like you still had the same blank face as you cuddled a dead racoon and with blood on your hands and smudgeson your dress. Jasmir was Mesmerized and he then noticed the bottom of the frame that had a name.

(Jasmir) (In a low tone) Your Name is (Y/N)?

You stared at him one last time, before finally speaking

(Y/N) I am (Y/N) (L/N)

Jasmir was a goner, and a Figuratively dead man

He has no idea of the Ginormous and infected boo boo he has created.

Jasmir has no clue of how much danger he is in

AND the WORST part is he doesn't even CARE.

ok finally finished chapter 4 hope you like it and please leave comments below of what you think will happen in the future I want to hear you thoughts.

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Genderbend Villainous Disney Princesses x reader

Chapter 2 The Mean Boys

It's an Arabian Night For the Prince or now Sultan Jasmir and for once it was quiet night in Arabah ever since he murdered jamar (fem Jafar) rejected Allie (fem Aladdin) and threw his own mother in a cell and took over the kingdom by force he was quite busy taking money from the rich, Striking fear into his Citizens and Crushing rebellions. Their has been no time for him to relax in any way not to mention their's been a very personal issue for him. It was very late night in Arabah as A shirtless Jasmir sat in his bed. It was dead silent, as he told a servant open a window and finally he sat.....waiting.

In a icy castle somewhere far else from Arabah in the cold North mountains from Arendelle there live Elson. A Mentally ill King who lived in isolation his only company being the voices in his head, but their was a voice in particular who stood out to him the most kindest gentlest voice he's ever heard who holds the same type of loneliness as him. Which is why he fines himself standing on his castles balcony he is waiting on something to.

In a Cave deep under the sea was a merman Siren who sat in the dark looking at a Cracked clock. The little mer-siren hybrid was named Adrian and let me tell you he is a bitter and hateful individual he fell in love with a human girl named Erica but she had shunned him for another man. He fell under usulus (male Ursula) curse for 3 years as he wasn't able to hold up his end of the contract. His mother of course freed her son but he had already embraced his darkness and planed to take his misery out on the stupid humans until he was interrupted by a pained voice from miles away. Which brought us here as Adrian sat on a large rock he had came out of the water still looking at the Cracked but working watch waiting.

In a tall Tower late at night their was a man with blonde but Incredibly long hair he stared hatefully at the outside world as he was betrayed but a girl called Fiona Ryder and with this thought his so called Father was right the outside world was no place for Rasputin. Though tonight was different, Rasputin stuck his head out the window you see he had been listening to a voice and this voice sounded as vulnerable and heartbroken as he is. the cold and cruel world broke another spirit. He was waiting to hear that voice again.

A Dark silent castle full of hideous and Cruel Creature and a feral dragon laid a dark Sorcerer called Auren he was a young prince who was cursed to sleep and hided away to keep him safe. He was lonely and bored and had secretly met maleficent and became close. Though Auren had fallen to the spell his new found father figure had broken the curse with paternal love But he was struck down and killed by queen stephanie his mother. Consumed with grief, he's soon a planned revenge against the kingdom For their unnecessary and ignorant hatred, he then went back to the castle to learn dark spells, And he soon came back to put his Kingdom to sleep. Tonight As usual, he heard a lonely and bored voice he's been hearing for years, he wondered what did they have to say this time.

Into the woods the was a large rebel miltia full of man and women. Some were training and sparing one another. Others did chores like gather water or sharpen weapons and on top of the hill was a young Chinese man named Minsheng was meditating. Minsheng ( voice of the people) was once a humbled soldier who took his father's place in the army against the Hans but he was rejected therefore his elderly father perished in the army along with millions of other soldiers he hated the government and the general Shan Lee (fem shang) whom he fell in love with. So ever since that terrible war he had been building an army to overthrow the emperor and the Chinese army but for tonight As he sat in the grass he was waiting and listening.

In a huge but quiet Castle in the underworld was a young king god. His blue hair swayed calmy in the air like a torch and his yellow eyes glowed like a tail light in the dark bedroom. This guy here is Melancton a young man who resented the gods and hates women and the concept of love. He was left behind by his ex girlfriend, enslaved by Heidi (fem hades) and left for dead by his new love Harley (fem Hercules) he has never let anyone else in his heart ever since and has built an army of human souls to overthrow and execute the gods and he was preparing until he heard a voice one night. This voice sounded so Tired, so Soft and so alone that the grief had made it way to his underworld kingdom Melancton has heard this voice since he killed Heidi and he's waiting to hear that same voice again.

In Dark abandoned looking castle was a king he was known to be the fairest of them all a young man with the face of a boy called Winter White who just finished yelling at his magic mirror. Winter White was betrayed by his step father and the princess whom married another. He became bitter and distrustful of the people around him. The reason for yelling at the talking mirror was because of a voice, a voice he's been hearing for a long time he demanded the mirror to show him were the voice is coming from but every time it showed the image was either blank of blurred out and that set him off. Winter White stormed into the highest part of the castle and look out the window and waited.

Out in the dark blue sea the was another man he was sailing his raft as fast as he can the man know as Moano was on a mission. The said mission is to find the voice that was calling out to him, the same way the water called out to him. Sense basically everyone in his tribe is dead he abandoned his original mission to return Te-Fiti's heart to him and left his lazy coward mother behind on her stupid safe island, he finally found time to find out where the voice is coming from. He continue to sail across the ocean to the location of the voice as he listened out for it again.

In a makeshift camp in the tallest mountains was a Columbian Teen he sat by the miracle Candle. He was hyper aware of his surroundings because Tonight he was listening all out. Using his cousin's old gift to hear miles away to locate the source of the voice he was hearing. This boy was Mateo Madrigal or well just Mateo now for he had disowned his last name. Mateo was mistreated for years by his own family because he didn't have what they had a gift and between being bad mouth by his tió Peper(male Pepa) teased by his cousin Diaz (male Dolores) hated and bullied by his oldest perfect brother Isidoro( male Isabella) and finally abused and disregarded by his grandfather Almo (Male Alma) Mateo had finally had enough especially when the went and did the same thing to his poor tiá Bruna(fem Bruno) or Bruha as they all called her. He finally made the family face themselves, stole the miracle and brought down the Madrigal house(literally). It's been a couple of months since then and that's when the voice called out to him he wonders where it is as he listened out for it.

Back to the icy town of Arendelle was the other now ice prince. All of Arendelle from buildings to its people were frozen in ice and the very cause of it was prince Andrew or Andy for short. After his older brother had a Accidentally froze his heart Andy had finally Felt free, to be Cruel and Threatening and Selfish and Overall genocidal After all that's what happened to all those people and to his old home. Though prince Andy had been distracted lately, the voice that his brother briefly told him about has been talking to him to. Of course Andy hated and resented Elson and never told him that he's been hearing this voice as well as a the blizzard roared on Andy had continued to listen for the voice

And Finally in Scotland Was a Man he had Fiery red hair and scars on his face. His shirtless form sat quietly in the throne room as he waited for something. This was king Merid who had turned his Father into a bear. All he wanted was to get out of an marriage his father had arranged for him and to change his father's mine. Merid had Tried to break the spell, but he was too late because his father had permanently become a bear and was soon slain by his own mother. Merid Was then forced back into the arranged marriage and made to pick a bride. He had gotten a fur coat from his father's corpse and killed his mother and the other Tribes. He forcefully took over the kingdom which brings us back to here. Merid stared at the moon the wisps have be Prophesizing to him about the voice he's been hearing and when he will hear from it again He sat in the thrown room and stared at the moon and listened.

All of the boys and men are waiting and wondering the same thing all together.

Are you going to call for me again?

WOW did that take some time anyway folks en hjoy chapter 2 the guys are going to meet you soon.

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(Y/N) Theme song

Genderbend Villainous disney Princes x Yandere reader

I finally found a song that fits the Yandere reader

this song is Princess by fake type

You might want to turn on the subtitles

I feel this fits is because the Mean boys obsess of you and fight for your attention and love. Your also quite the Psychopath who loves to play with your boys and want to have them all for ever.

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Evil Couples Theme song Part 1

Genderbend Villainous Disney Princesses x Yandere reader

SO Clearly all the mean boys have a Villain song, but what about you?

Now I can't think of a song for the Reader Specifically, so leave some suggestions in the comments, leave all the music you listen to everyday, and I'll choose one that would be the best for the reader. Please do so it'll be awesome🥰🤩🥳

Give me a song that SCREAMS YANDERE READER!!!!!

so here's the list for the couples.

You and Jasmir

I feel that this song fits because (Y/N) is a queen who was alone for a long time. She did everything by herself and was just fine and if she doesn't want to be alone and that's fair. Jasmir sense that she was a Queen and knew Automatically to treat her like one or suffer the potentially deadly consequences😘🦷🦴🔪

You and Elson

Ok considering you borderline kidnapped him and turned him into a MDBB (mommy dom baby boy) in the name of love. He hasn't left the treehouse ever since you found him and you don't ever let him leave but when you do, You keep him in your file of vision at all times. Although I highly doubt he'll ever want to leave you but for him you don't have to know that. 🧊🤱👶

You and Adrian

THIS MER-SIREN BOY HAS PROVEN TO BE THE BIGGEST BRAT YOU EVER INCOUTERED. He is always messing with you and Taunting and instigating fights within the treehouse. He has also talked back to you on multiple Occasions and you have to punish him and He loves when you punish him it how he feels the bond between the two of you as you spank him till the very next day.🥵👅💦💦💋

You and Auren

Dreams were irrelevant to (Y/N) until she dream of Auren who made her feel Whimsical and free. (Y/N) has been givin a home a long time ago now she is granted someone to share it with and Auren is one of them and became part of that loving family. A tight knit Family that he will never leave 😴😪🥱😈🪡🧵

You and Minsheng

You Relationship revolves around love, hunger and fear. After you beat the crap out out Minsheng he at first was shooken by the Brutality you displayed on him. He feared you and you love him and no matter where he runs where he hides you gonna fine him and love him all over again and you Previously mentioned hunger is for him to be dependent on you and never ever leave you or your cult like family all he has to do is listen to your Voice. 😈🤕🤐😧😨😰

ok part 2 will be after I put in more chapters leave lots of COMMENTS please

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