Lyney: Hey, Father. Why did the chicken cross the road?
Arlecchino: To get to the other side?
Lyney: You were supposed to say “I dunno, why?“
Arlecchino: Uh... fine. I don’t know. Why did it cross the road?
Lyney: To get to the idiot’s house.
Arlecchino: ...Ok?
Lynette: Hey, Father. Knock knock.
Arlecchino: No.
Lynette: You were supposed to say “who’s there?”
Arlecchino: Fine... let’s get this over with. Who’s there?
Lynette: The chicken.
Arlecchino:
Lynette:
Lyney:
Arlecchino: Listen here you little shits-
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HEMLOOO can I request lyney x gn!reader who is shy and lyney just keeps on teasing them? I swear that boy is a FLIRT
I usualy don't know how to do pick up lines, so I did my best.
Sorry for the wait, I've been busy
"Can I pick you up too?" He laughs leaning against the pole on the railing. You were leaning over the railing trying to catch a flyer that flew up. You didn't realize you almosr flew over, until a person pulled ypu back over.
The people around you laugh as you look away. Before you could blink, he pulls out a rainbow rose.
"For you darling." You could the chesire grin as he leaned in closer. Your face lit up red as you tried to back away. Your back hit the railing as his hand sat itself next to your arm.
"What's wrong, stage fright?" You could hear the cooing from thr old couple passing through.
"I remember when you used to do things like that for me." An elderly woman clutched onto her husband. His returns her smile kissing hwr on the forehead.
"Hey, this is not time for distractions, seriously you have a great magician standing right here." Your eyes met his lilac ones. Purple, mysterious and also mischevious, these things reflect the man ib front of you.
Keep eye contact, he pulls into his hat pulling out a deck of cards. Different carda were held in front of you. Picking one up, a diamond symbol was shown along with a small cat paw. Before you could further investugate, he re took the card.
Instead of reshuffling his deck disappeared.
"So, you're not from around here are you?" Your eyes furrow in confusion. He laughs further explaining.
"Usually, "Magicians," do card tricks like this and while you're distracted they pick your pockets." He holds up your valuable items that you were hiding.
"Hey.. give that back!" You reach foward as the items disappear. He smiles pulling out another object from his pocket. A flyer? He snaps his hands as it disappears as well.
"Countdown with me, 3 2 1." He snaps again looming around before lookong above you. Looking up, objects fall off your head onto the ground below you. Your missing items fell to your feet.
As you get up, you notice the man from before missing, with only a flyer left in his place.
"Lyney & Lynette's Magic Show."
'Performing tonight at 18hrs."
"Sorry for suddenly leaving, I had some things to attend to. I would like to see you again after my show tonight. I do have something to return to you after all."
"I hope you accept my invatation."
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Lyney's tag for my writing for him is
#adventures with a magician boy from a quiet villiage
Just follow it, its easier than me tagging you individually.
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lyney is 100% the type to fall at first sight. then he beats himself up for it
I CAN IMAGINE HIM DOING EXACTLY THAT 😭 the mental image this gives me is so funny…
He’s the mf who thinks he can’t or won’t fall in love because he has trust issues, and then he gets hit with love at first sight (instant attraction to someone) . Now he’s going through an existential crisis and drapes himself dramatically over furniture as Lynette and Freminet stare at him like (-_-) (o_o)
Love opens up certain vulnerabilities he didn’t think he had !
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I LOVE YOUR ART!!! I'm so glad I found it through my love of Lyney! I was happy to get him, then art appeared on my tumblr. Fate is funny like that, but keep up the great work!
THANK U SM!!! also thank u to lyney for makin me pop up on ur timeline... as u say it was fate indeed
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i had the quest on autoplay and wasn't fast enough to get a screenshot, but "it's only natural for an older brother to care about his younger sister's well-being!" lyney says to the traveler's face, who regardless of if they're the brother or the sister is probably very concerned about their sibling being off with the abyss order right now
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