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canisalbus · 3 months

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So this will sound strange considering I have never met you in my life and I am American where you are very decidedly not located, but I dreamed Id met you haha. It was weird as dreams often are, but it was a New Years celebration where we were welcomed into others' homes to share food and drink and Id lamented being full and tired because you'd made a nice looking stew and you invited me to come back another day lol. You also had a few dogs, but like.... They were all corgi mutts. Very sweet ones and no none of them looked like Vasco or Machete which was strange. I only knew it was you because Dream Me knew it inherently, the way we just Do in dreams. Anyway, as bizarre as it was, I thought I'd let you know! It was a nice dream and nice interaction that my brain cooked up hahaha

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#aw #my stew!#well you gotta go back some other time to try the stew at least #dream me getting assigned corgi mutts as dogs was hilarious #I don't think I've drawn a single corgi in 10+ years #dream Vaschete sightings #*it's not but I must catalogize this anyway #anonymous #answered

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knivesthecorgi · 11 months

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The corgis got to visit the Framingham Public Library bookmobile today. Knives always perks up when she sees books and libraries because she knows it means cuddles are gonna happen. Saki is still learning the ropes. And Machete is always happy to get fawned over. 😂 #orokusakicorgi #machetecorgez #knivesthecorgi

#knives #knivesthecorgi #corgi #puppy #cute #pembroke welsh corgi #PWC #buzzfeed #petbox #bestwoof

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raelynne · 1 year

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Today, the most perfect little manmans with the floofiest, happiest tail is ONE-YEAR-OLD!🥳 Cannot believe how fast puppy time blows by! He still seems like my smol, precious BB.🥺 But he has grown so much, he is so smart, he is so sweet...he is our perfect little Oroku Saki. 💗🐶💗 We are so grateful that he is a part of our family, so thrilled at how well he fits in with Machete & Knives, and thoroughly enjoying every step of watching him grow up into a truly excellent dog. Enormous thank you to Dr. Amanda for bringing this lil mans into our lives, and a very happy birthday to Rowan & all his littermates on this gorgeous, sunny day.🎁🐶🎂 Love you, Saki, happy happy birthday!🎂 (birthday hat by me, cake by @dogcakesfordogs) #corgi #dogcakesfordogs #felt #craftyshit #corgiaddict #birthdayhat #DIY #OneYearOfSaki #puppy #doghats #dogsofinstagram #orokusakicorgi (at Framingham, Massachusetts) https://www.instagram.com/p/CoX_gHUuDAf/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#corgi #dogcakesfordogs #felt #craftyshit #corgiaddict #birthdayhat #diy #oneyearofsaki #puppy #doghats #dogsofinstagram #orokusakicorgi

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kirieshhhka003 · 4 years

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Some common Jotaro hc’s pt 2 cuz why not?

Part 1 Part 3

He thinks that he’s pretty attractive. Likes his hair and sometimes tries to style it. Couple of times Kakyoin helped him with it

Likes to use cologne, some cold and fresh or woody smells

Enjoys watching Disney, his favorite movies are Bamby and Lion King

He prefers some cold and calm colors like dark green, brown, ultramarine, indigo and all shades of gray

Jotaro doesn’t like “girly stuff” like plush toys, cute notebooks, glitter, bunny slippers etc

Definitely a dog person. Prefers big dogs like pit bulls, bull terriers, shepherds, huskies, dobermans, retrievers etc, but also finds corgies and pugs adorable. If Jotaro has one he falls for his doggo every time he looks at it😭

Has no pijama. He sleeps in his t-shirt and panties🌚

Started to smoke when he was 16. Thinks that it looks cool and makes him even more attractive. Likes the smell of the smoke

Likes playing in basketball. When he was younger he often played in it with Joseph, but has never won against him

Prefers some sport clothes because they are most comfortable for him. His favorite brand is Adidas

Has 3 pairs of Converse: black, red and brown ones

Doesn’t interested in art but will try to draw sometimes. Has no problems with posing for Kakyoin’s studies if he asks to

Prefers japanese cuisine but also likes italian and mexican ones

Can’t dance. Like at all. He hasn’t a clue how to do it and his moves are very clumsy. When Jotaro dances he is a fully disaster and does it only when he’s drunk

Really likes cold steel. Machetes, swords, knifes, daggers. He has a butterfly knife and pair of brass knuckles, so don’t joke with this man

His favorite genres of books are adventures, fantasy, science fiction but he doesn’t really like books about philosophy because they’re boring for him. I think he likes «The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy” by Douglas Adams

Masterlist | Smut Masterlist

#jojo’s bizarre adventure #jojo headcanons #jotaro headcanons #jotaro kujo #jojo no kimyō na bōken #stardust crusaders #jotaro #jojo #jojo part 3 #kujoh jotaro #jjba #jjba headcanons #jojo part three

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jedi-valjean · 5 years

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The person who tagged you will give you the title of their WIP. You will them explain their WIP. You may look in the WIP’s designated tag, the character tags, anywhere on the blog EXCEPT THE ACTUAL WIP PAGE.

I was tagged by @woodhouse-jay for their WIP Acacia. This is not accurate in the slightest and definitely more of a humorous interpretation than an actual attempt to discern the plot and characters’ motivations.

There’s a bunch of people tromping through the jungle. They’re on a mission of some sort. That mission is to get away from people because people suck. The main character, Bydeaux, looks like Donald Trump and is very ashamed of it. Cav is a naval officer and they might be gay for each other. Diamont is the only one who actually cares about the crappy state of politics. Kii is a humanoid corgi who’s escaped from the ownership of the Queen of England. Felice is a super chill dude with big old chihuahua ears and a medical license that he should definitely not have. And Akira is just so done with literally everything that there is not a single moment where he is not high out of his mind. Armed with machetes, muskets, and other jungle-faring gear, they will bicker and face quicksand, monsters, bandits, and congressmen to find the place where they can be free from their pasts and the turmoil of nations.

I challenge @woodhouse-jay, @bookishdiplodocus and @blueinkblot to explain Scalba of the Talanari. Remember, anywhere but the WIP page!

(Oh, and be sure to let the person you tagged know how they did!)

#tag game

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uporoboros-blog · 6 years

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Let’s check what are you missing if you don’t watch Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency:

- almost naked Frodo Baggins shouting at the other half-naked guy “It’s too big, it won’t fit”

- a strong, independent woman who met her best friend while trying to kill him with a machete

- a hot stupid guy whose safeword is “cinnamon”

- A CORGI

- a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin’ purple people eater

- a scissor-sword-wielding pink-haired prince

- a blunt-smoking punk witchacoocoo and her punk energy vampire knights

- A CUTE WALKING HOLISTIC RAY OF SUNSHINE NAMED DIRK GENTLY

- and a wide selection of leather jackets

Please watch @dirkgentlybbca, you won’t regret anything but your sanity =))

#dghda #dghda spoilers #dirk gently #todd brotzman #bart curlish #hugo friedkin #ken dghda #panto trost #amanda brotzman #rowdy 3

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corgiaddict · 6 years

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Corgmas is 6 days away, can you believe it? And this Monday feels like Tuesday, man…Anyway, when you're out tending your garden and your corg is getting their mudfeets on, make sure you do it in style! :D

#12DaysOfCorgmas #CorgiAddict

I BUILT THIS GARDEN FOR US

Christmas Corgi Garden Flag (https://www.amazon.com/Carolines-Treasures-7304GF-Christmas-Multicolor/dp/B014X56WLS/)

Hello Gorgeous Doormat (https://www.etsy.com/listing/463398643/hello-corgeous-doormat-welcome-mat-door)

Home is where the corgi is Doormat (https://www.amazon.com/FavorPlus-Welcome-Outdoor-Doormat-Non-Slip/dp/B06XKT2X34/)

Corgi Mailbox (https://www.anythingdogs.com/pembroke-welsh-corgi-dog-mailbox.html)

Corgi Planter (https://www.anythingdogs.com/welsh-corgi-pembroke-garden-planter.html) - available in red & white, sable, and tricolor!

Corgi Garden Spinner (https://ledchristmaslighting.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=40776&gclid=CjwKCAiAjuPRBRBxEiwAeQ2QPiV4xXfx7Wcsv_ew6lro8MH6cb_Vt4giB8e7F0zV3-RYu_Lz5KkwZhoC64YQAvD_BwE&zenid=d891f552b0b4c60fa4350b9728aa7eca)

Corgi Weathervane (https://www.amazon.com/WELSH-CORGI-PEMBROKE-GARDEN-Weathervane/dp/B00FD8NEBG/)

#HappyCorgmas

Holiday SpokesCorg: Machete Corgéz • www.machetecorgez.com Holiday SpokesCorg Photo Credit: Beth Oram Photography

NOTE: Corgi Addict is not affiliated with, sponsored by, or compensated by any item or company represented in this post. Items featured are purely discretionary, and in no way related to Corgi Addict. We do not produce or sell any of the products listed.

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italianexotiicbeauty · 5 years

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“A corn maze? Have you never seen a horror movie?!” - Graham

accepting! // meme sent, [ fall sentence starters ]

They stood at the entrance of the corn maze, all bundled up thanks to the chilly new england fall weather. The distance sound of faint screams followed by laughter echoed throughout the air behind them. Mary stood there, slightly aghast at his response before looking down at her feet to Ronon, the large breed dog with a brown dog sweater on and his light up harness over it attached to the leash she was holding tight. Ronon was a Belgian Malinois, fully grown now and still somewhere between puppy and adolescent in age. "... Right, and you are worried about THAT over what this 150 pound monster at my feet cannot do?" She teased him a little before leaning in to give her boyfriend a faint kiss on the lips, Ronon barked a few times - voice deep as he shook out and continued to stand at Mary's feet until told otherwise. "Perhaps I should have brought McKay so you and he could be frightened together?" The poor corgi was the smallest of the dogs, and was at home being watched by -- you guessed it, Henry. Of course all of Mary's dogs loved Henry therefore him watching them for a few hours on a Friday night was completely fine. "You can stay right here if you are that worried about machete or knife wielding killers, or ones with krueger hands - I however am going through the maze because Granny is on the other end with apple cider and I want some." She clicked her tongue twice and Ronon began eagerly walking beside her, the mini flashlight that was illuminating at 1000 lumens dangled from around her wrist as they entered the maze together.

#inmypaperkingdom #asks #answered #memes #[ iconless because mobile. ]#v; puppy love so they say ( ouat -- main. )

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ase-trollplays · 7 years

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Muses as deities: Part One

YOU PEOPLE JINXED ME AND AS SOON AS I STARTED TYPING THE HYPERFIXATION WON OUT OVER MY LAZINESS ;O;

Corali Primer

Domain: Combat and Mathematics

Patron of: Gladiators, warriors, and scholars

Accepted offerings: Defeated enemies alive or dead, weapons (bladed weapons in particular), new mathematic knowledge and texts

Typical blessings: Endurance and strength in battle, combat victories, mathematical breakthroughs and discoveries

Typical curses: Loss or destruction of knowledge, loss in battle, weaknening strength and endurance

Often appears as: A giant mole or scorpion, a masked, scarred older woman with one arm wielding a machete

Cacoph Octahv

Domain: Good Times

Patron of: Jokers/pranksters, and the deaf/hard of hearing

Accepted offerings: Sweets and desserts, jokes, stories of great merriment and fun, prank items

Typical blessings: Good luck, protection from bad vibes, fun adventures, improved social life

Typical curses: Bad luck, weak social life, monotony and boredom

Often appears as: A bat, a mime

Psilar Alalia

Domain: Critical Thinking and Carpentry

Patron of: Thinkers, builders, and the mentally disabled

Accepted offerings: Hand-made goods (Carvings, furniture, buildings, etc.), puzzles, and tools

Typical blessings: Solutions to problems, fortified structures, and successful crafting

Typical curses: Faulty crafts, collapse of buildings, seeming impossibility to find solutions to problems, declining mental fortitude/ability

Often appears as: A corgi, an owl, a young person on indeterminable gender

Thiomi Shiaka

Domain: Altruism and Platonic Love

Patron of: The poor and downtrodden, children, and those who give selflessly

Accepted offerings: Helping those in need, any possession with personal value no matter how small or seemingly insignificant, performing good deeds unselfishly

Typical blessings: Prosperity, Happiness, and stronger relationships

Typical curses: Loss of valuables, weakened relationships, depression

Often appears as: A mouse, an old woman (possibly homeless), a child

Florah Cronoa

Domain: Plant Life and Mental Clarity

Patron of: Gardeners, farmers, botanists, the abused, and the mentally ill

Accepted offerings: Planted seeds, potted plants, flower bouquets (TRIMMED, not picked), abusers to be sacrificed

Typical blessings: Flourishing plant growth, surplus crops, mental ease and peace of mind, relief from abusive circumstances

Typical curses: Rotted or non-growing crops, diminishing plant life, distress and lack of peace, increased mental instability or insanity, extreme abuse, death (usually via compelling them to commit suicide)

Often appears as: A blossoming tree or bush, a butterfly, a young person wearing a flower crown (Usually jades and daisies but not always) and barefoot

Shadah Relion

Domain: Poisons and Biological Warfare

Patron of: Assassins, chemists, those with high ambitions

Accepted offerings: Venomous animals (Snakes in particular, especially cobras), new biological weaponry and toxic compounds, large amounts of money

Typical blessings: Death of your enemies, success in your ambitions, and inspirations for new poisons and weapons, fame and noteriety

Typical curses: Death or illness by poisoning, loss of wealth and fame

Often appears as: Some form of venomous animal (almost always a cobra), a cloaked woman with a whip

#all the trolls #I can already feel More Content formulating in my brain #so fuck it this is gonna be an au now #Deity AU

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dont-offend-the-bees · 7 years

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Bart/ken and prompt 7? (Love your writing btw!)

(omg thank you so much! and thank you for such a cute prompt uwu)

Thing is, Ken had been travelling with Bart for a while. He figured he knew her pretty well by now, and he’d known from the day he met her (or, y’know, the day she chased him with a machete and kidnapped him) that she was a bit… well, weird.

It wasn’t a bad thing! Well, not all the time. It was cool, some people were just weird and Bart was one of them. She moved weird, she talked weird, and she had a weird way of looking at the world. Or at first glance she did. But he was starting to think her straightforward (and violent) approach to life and her place in it actually made more sense than most people’s.

But she had a lot of weird habits, and one of those habits was staring at things. And people, people and things, she stared at all of them. He guessed the thing about being absolutely assured of your place in the world made you a lot less embarrassed about stuff like that.

So he was kinda used to her staring at him by now. She did it a lot. She was the kind of person who would stare at something until she figured it out, and since human interaction wasn’t her strong suit she had a lot of figuring out to do.

But there was something a little different about her staring today. She didn’t look mad, or sceptical or even that confused. She just looked kinda thoughtful. Like something new had occurred to her and she didn’t understand it but she didn’t mind it.

“Bart?” Ken asked when he’d caught his breath from laughing- the corgi in the backseat was chasing her stubby tail again. “You okay?”

She was watching him a little too closely considering she was behind the wheel. But he guessed they’d crash if they were supposed to crash anyway. “You’re happy.”

“Uh… yes?” He didn’t really have to think about it. He’d… well, he’d been the happiest he’d ever been these past few months. Just him and Bart and Chainsaw (Bart’s choice- they had no idea what the corgi’s real name was but she seemed to like Chainsaw just fine). He never would have expected it, but he wasn’t complaining. He wasn’t sure where Bart was going with this. “Are you?”

“Yeah,” she grunted, eyes back on the road.

“…O-kay.”

Silence fell for a little while. Until Ken started giggling at Chainsaw’s attempts to climb into his duffel bag. Then Bart was giving him that look again, and a quiet: “Huh.”

“What?”

“It’s…” she lifted one hand from the wheel to gesticulate in that broad, kinda drunkenly confident way she did. “It’s like- I’m happy anyway, y’know? But right now I’m more happy. It’s like… when you’re happy, I’m happy. Y’know?”

Another weird thing about Bart; she was the both the scariest and cutest person he’d ever met.

“Yeah,” he said, smiling now for a whole other reason. “Yeah, me too.”

“Well, yeah, of course you’re happy when you’re happy- that’s, like, what it is.”

“No, I mean- I’m happy when you’re happy. Like, reversed.”

“…Oh.” She kept her eyes on the road, but he could see her smile a mile off. “That’s nice.”

#dirk gently's holistic detective agency #dghda #kurlish #bart curlish #ken hackerman #my fanfic #fluff #drabble #thanks for all the lovely prompts guys #i've finished my big bang chapter for today so i'm gonna unwind with some now!#feel free to send me more kurlish though i don't have many of em!#(you can send me brotzly/faranda too but i may not get round to them 'cause i've got quite a few)#<3 #Anonymous

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jeffreyrwelch · 6 years

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Dos and Don’ts to Remember When Getting Dog Tattoos

Dogs are absolutely the center of my world. They were the most consistent and joyful part of my life as I was a kid growing up in an abusive home. I’m heavily tattooed and I’ve chosen to memorialize my relationship with dogs through dog tattoos many times. I have paw prints for all the dogs who were part of my life as a kid/teenager in a band on my arm and I have portrait tattoos for the three dogs that I share my life with currently. I also have a dog agility course tattooed on the back of one of my legs with a quote about loss — I competed actively in dog sports as a teenager, but had to quit when I became homeless and lost my dogs.

Tattoos are how I document important experiences and relationships in my life, so, of course, I have dog tattoos!

Dos for dog tattoos:

Be creative – think about a design that you want on your body forever, and that represents your dog’s personality and/or your relationship with him.

Find an experienced artist who does tattoos in a style that you like.

Give your artist lots of reference materials, photographs of your dog, and any other inspirational images you want your artist to incorporate into the tattoo.

Trust your artist when she makes suggestions about the design or size of the tattoo — she’s the expert.

Ask questions. Especially if this is your first tattoo, ask questions about anything that feels confusing.

Tip your tattoo artist! Twenty-percent is generally an average amount to tip your artist.

Don’ts for dog tattoos:

The author Sassafras Lowrey’s dog tattoos. As she says — don’t be afraid to go big with your dog tattoos. Photography courtesy Sassafras Lowrey.

Don’t be afraid to go big! Tiny tattoos don’t tend to age well.

Avoid getting cheap tattoos — sometimes you really get what you pay for. The cheapest tattoo might not be one you want on your body forever.

Try not to copy other people’s tattoos — work with your artist to design something new/unique that represents your dog or your relationship to your dog.

Don’t feel like you have to wait until your dog has passed to get a tattoo. Many people consider tattoos to be something to get as memorials, but you can absolutely get tattoos of your dogs while they are still alive!

Stories of Dogster Readers With Dog Tattoos:

1. Scott Lorenz Andresen

Scott Lorenz Andresen’s dog tattoo.

Tattoo of a painting of Scott’s late dog, Sprey.

2. Cari K.

Cari K’s dog tattoo. Photography courtesy Cari K.

“I got Keener shortly after my first dog died. We took a whole bunch of classes together. I knew I wanted to try nosework with him and we both loved it. That’s why I chose to have his nose in the tattoo. We’ve traveled a few thousand miles together for training, seminars and competitions. He opened me up to an awesome new world. We have met so many great people. I never in my life thought I would have it in me to travel ‘alone’ (wait, I guess it’s not alone when your dog is with you) out of state.”

3. Jack Jackson

Jack Jackson’s dog tattoo. Photography courtesy Jack Jackson.

“We’re in Toronto Ontario. I’m from the U.K., so she’s my only family here and she’s the absolute love of my life. She makes me so happy every single day.”

4. Rae

Rae’s dog tattoo. Photography courtesy Rae.

“This is a portrait of my Corgis (Machete Corgéz and Knives the Corgi) based off a painting my friend Amanda gave me for Christmas one year. [This tattoo was] done by Alex Dawes. [It’s] not a memorial tattoo — just a lot of things I love all in one.”

5. Christa Faust

Christa Faust’s dog tattoo. Photography courtesy Christa Faust.

“I live in Los Angeles. The tattoo is by Graham Chaffee. Butch was my heart dog, my little shadow and my constant traveling companion. I’m a crime writer and he attended several conferences with me, which is where he got the nickname Noir Dog. This tattoo is on my left calf, so that he will always walk by my side.”

6. Lisa Clark

Lisa Clark’s dog tattoo. Photography courtesy Lisa Clark.

“Although [it’s not a tattoo] of my dogs — it will happen, trust me, I have two dogs, I’ve had foster dogs and I volunteer at my local SPCA — I had this infinity symbol with paws done to represent my dogs, my fosters, and the many dogs I’ve loved and cared for in my lifetime that [have] offered me unconditional love and companionship. They are man and woman’s best friend.”

7. Jae

Jae’s dog tattoo. Photography courtesy Jae.

“I have a tattoo of my retired guide dog’s paw (to scale) with a purple Hamsa in the middle because his collar is/was purple. He guided on my left, and his eyes were my eyes and protected me from so many near-misses with cars, random cut-outs on sidewalks and finding my way home.”

Tell us: Do you have a dog tattoo? Please tell us about it in the comments!

Sassafras Lowrey is an award-winning author whose novels have been honored by the Lambda Literary Foundation and the American Library Association. Sassafras is a Certified Trick Dog Instructor and assists with dog agility classes. She lives and writes in Brooklyn with her partner, a senior Chihuahua mix, a rescued Shepherd mix, a Newfoundland puppy, two bossy cats and a semi-feral kitten. Learn more at sassafraslowrey.com