16 HABITS TO MAKE YOU POOR IN HATCHETFEILD!!!!!
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I’m sorry the base was too perfect I had to also it was really fun drawing all the hatchetfeild characters (also this was my first time properly drawing Ted to be posted I think??? Idk I’m not happy with it I’m sorry teddy boy I’ll do u better next time <\\3)
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Being in the Hatchetfield fandom is so weird because how do you explain your comfort character is this middle aged guy who loves coffee and his crush but hates musicals or this other guy who just seems like the office asshole but has actually seen The Horrors. Or maybe your comfort character is the teenager with a religious background who murders boys on the side, or a general working for a branch of the military that no one talks about, or a weirdly unhinged lawyer. Or hey, even two news reporters. Or maybe, just maybe, your comfort character is one of the eldritch beings dating all the way back to the beginning of time. I mean, how do you explain that to people??
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Silly little assorted Hatchetfield Headcannons that don't warrant thir own individual post:
Paul is a pretty good cook, but not an excellent cook. Like, a 7/10. Above average. Sometimes his food comes out a little bland, but his chicken is never dry, and his pancakes are always fluffy.
Richie draws fan art. Ruth writes fanfiction.
Mr. Spankoffski's shoe store is in Lakeside Mall near Toy Zone, and he is on friendly terms with Frank Pricely. Sometimes when Pete is around he goes in there to look for action figures or Lego sets when he has spare cash. (Also Pete was helping his Dad in the mall during Black Friday, and Ted came when he heard what was going on to pick them up)
Boy Jerry didn't actually think Donna was guilty of murder in "Hatchet Town," he was just trying to get a promotion.
Richie makes cosplay tiktoks.
Despite being very good at swimming, for years Daniel's family thought he couldn't swim at all, because they never could see him doing it, and thought he was lying when he said he swam across the pool and back in a split second.
Ruth loves Be More Chill
Lex found out Santa wasn't real when she was 9 because Pam forgot/didn't bother to get her or Hannah gifts from Santa that year. When Lex asked, Pam confirmed it and said she's not doing it anymore. Lex has been making or buying Hannah a gift from Santa every year since, even after Hannah stops believing in Santa (it's a tradition at this point)
MacNamara and his husband have 3 kids. Their oldest son (Joey's army character, in tgwdlm, since apparently that was what he himself intended with his character portrayal), and 2 identical twin daughters about the same age as Hannah Foster.
Before she had to switch schools, Alice was the stage manager for the Hatchetfield High drama department, and Ruth was her underclassmen protégé (Ruth absolutely used to have a crush on her).
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