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Schaefer: If you could be any cartoon character, who would you choose?
McNamara: Huh, that's a tough que-
Wilbur: Wile E. Coyote.
McNamara: ...really?
Wilbur: Yes.
Wilbur: I've had a plan to catch that stupid bird since I was six.
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doodlemel · a month ago
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this has been sitting in my WIPs for months and I dont think Im ever gonna get it past this point
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nibblenephim · 21 days ago
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wiley and the sniggles in the black and white jamming to what if tomorrow comes
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bi-force-1 · 17 days ago
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Took some requests on Instagram the other night and the first one was just John and Wilbur. So here's baby faced MacNamara. I have no regrets.
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takingback-thepenguin · 6 months ago
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Hi my name is Wiggog Y’rath Eldritch Demon Cross and I have long lime green fur (that’s how I got my name) with emerald tufts and green tentacles that cover my whole body and bulging red, yellow, and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me that I look like those Wiggly dolls (a/n: if you don’t know what they are get da hell out of here!) I’m not related to Wilbur Cross but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m an eldritch demon, but my teeth are fucked up fangs. I have bright green tentacles. I’m also a Lord In Black and I live in a magical place called the Black and White. I’m scary (in case you couldn’t tell) and my Sniggles wear mostly green. They love the Black and White and get all their clothes from there. For example today they were wearing green shirts with my name printed on them in white bubble letters as well as bright green shorts. I was floating in the Black and White. It was infinite blackness so there was no sun which I was very happy about. My stupid bitch of a sister, Webby stared at me. I put up my middle finger at her.
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hatchetfield-scarecrow · a month ago
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I’m sorry but the idea of ‘malevolent forces’ trying to claim a pot farm for their own? Why???
Has Wiggly moved on from doll manufacturing and is trying to break into the pot business?
Is Uncle Wiley starting a side hustle?
Does Pokey want to use pot to infect people?
Were the nighthawks sent by CCRP, who need the pot to keep the Paul clones chill?
Is the Church of the Starry Children trying to claim it because Nibbly regularly smokes and that’s why he’s always hungry?
Have the Sniggles finally unionized and are trying to seize the means of production?
Is Hidgens once again making up Scooby-Doo style schemes to get funding for working boys?
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Like, we all know what Lex's power is: manifesting things into her possession by reaching through the Black and White
Who else have we seen do this?
Uncle Wiley, when he took Linda Monroe's pepper spray
Which brings me to question: is Wilbur Cross from Hatchetfield and has the Gift
Or
Did he gain that power from Wiggly after he pledged his allegiance to him?
also is he possibly Lex Foster's dad?
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grnl1te · 19 days ago
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my two favorite kinds of characters
girlboss and bastard man
(Click for better quality pls)
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urfaveisunfuckable · 2 months ago
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uncle wiley from black friday is unfuckable!
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abiimaryy · 7 months ago
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If you wear denim and are in Hatchetfield you have a connection to the black and white I don’t make the rules
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nibblenephim · 24 days ago
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the Big Fat Butts line in made in america hits me like a fucking truck every time i NEVER remember its there. i get all buckled in like ‘oo time for joey richter singing about the evils of corporate america :]’ and then BAM horny moment what a CHOICE. fuckign blindsides me every day of my life. 
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