#make your jaw drop.

[tiktaalic]

Most #mainstream #lesbian #rep fails to consider that a key tenet of lesbianism is being . Crazy. This is why santana good. Cheryl good. Betty good. Thoroughbreds good. Alicent good. Shauna good

#now when we get crazy BUTCHES on tv. world peace #taissa also good but im trying to make a point. about. #how one thousand supergirl lesbians are outranked by one woman dating a man in the strangest way possible . in a way you didn’t know women #could date men. in a way that would render you speechless when laid out for you. while simultaneously being weird about WOMEN! in ways that #make your jaw drop. #etxt

[westywallowing]

it's in my head that for school work experience or for an internship Adrien gets a job at a cute local family owned coffee shop and the owners try to adopt him like a son

#man would ask for your order and all the customers would stare jaws DROPPED #he'd get them 5 star reviews in a week #theyd beat out the corporate chain shops nearby #miraculous ladybug #miraculous fanart #miraculoustalesofladybugandcatnoir #adrien agreste #cat noir #chat noir #ml fanart #mlb fanart #mlb chat noir #westy doodles #he would 100% ask marinette for help on the regular pasteries they make every morning #theyd make cute little weekly drinks and adrien would get so shocked that they name one after him and it sells so well :o

[arthursfuckinghat]

Pouring Forth Oil IV - Chapter II

#the chills I get with this mission is insane #definitely up there with my favourite missions #just when you thought arthur couldn't be anymore badass he pulls something like this #and your jaw drops #I love making gifs #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #mick squeaks #arthur morgan #liveblogging #red dead redemption community #charles smith #john marston #sean macguire #mick gifs #red dead redemption gifs

[opikiquu]

im going to be so annoying all week

#agghagahah HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HYYESAAHHHH #★ arin rambles #BRO BRO PLEASLE #PELASE #my apology for everyone. I have to make it now . Sorry. If youre following me destroy that notif button you dont wanna hear how worse i will #get #actually no just Unfollow entirely #ITS THE ADHD #PLEASE. HE IS SO . COOL. his trailer is so awesome IVE REWATECHED IT 3 TIME SNOW. #I LOVE HIMMMMMMM SO MUCHHHHH #I LOVE HIM SO BAD I JUST ADORE HIM PLEASE #HES SO PRETTY. JAW DROPPING. ICONIC. LIFE CHANGING. THE TEARS IN MY EYES. GENUINELY SOBBING RITHT NOW IT S SO OVER #aventurine likers hold me. Nobody understands. Everyone is scared of me im too crazy #actually its everything wrong with me . Hes ruining my life #i dont struggle as an aventurine liker i actually excel at this its my full rime job now #‘9 to 5’ no i work 9 to 9. Every hour is dedicated to him #im glad uguys agree with me thannk uou i was starting to think i was a freak #Well i am but im glad someone else agrees hes cool #Hes so pretty im so happy #I CAMT WAIT RILL WENDENSDAY PLEASE IM GONNA FREAKIFN BLOW UP #I LOVE AVENTURINE. I LOVE AVETURINE. #i get so happy when i see him i get a little violent its unsettling . #like im like shaking my hands and jumping around my room and then u blink and im bashing my head against the floor #its carpet. Im ok. But like not but i am #DUDE. I LOVE. THIS GUY. EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM #i needto. Just. Okay brb gonna watch ir like 20 more times ill see u guys next year im going into a Aventurine induced coma #this makes me realize people read my tags. Oh dear. Sorry everypony #i apologize for my behavior. I will get so much scarier. #HES SO COOL. HES ACTYALLU SO COOL. LIKE HOW CAN SOMEBODY BE SO COOL. #oh god OH LORERDRDRDDDDDDD WHEN I GET YOU BOY WHEN I FIND YOU. WATCH OUT. WATCH OUT I WILL GET YOU.

[meimeikyu]

no okay dust when he first joins the gang is so fucking funny in my au bcs this is like a 30 year old man who has spent his entire life a) in a locked basement b) in a locked prison c) in a locked mental ward

like this man has not a SINGLE life skill and yet he could tell you how the universe works in immense detail without hesitating. but he probably doesnt know what a dog is

#ignore that when i draw him he doesnt look 30+ i have this horrible art style trait where i cant make ppl look like their age #i am WORKING on it #also this guy has like. not a single social skill #he only spoke korean and learned english only through passively picking it up during the mental ward stay #he cant read or write english and can barely write korean #he CAN read and write and speak a dead ancient language though which is concerning #yeah he is a lil fucked up but we love him #he says something in front of the others for the first time after being with them for like months and killer is fucking jaw dropped shocked #“YOURE NOT MUTE????” '..' (he will not speak again for another 6-8 business days) #dust sans #festival dust #rambles #festivalverse

[petr1kov]

the language that is commonly used when you search up any make-up and hair (or just general beauty) tip is so weird and off-putting to me that i almost can't believe how widespread and normalized it is. i mean, i don't doubt that some looks suit some features better than others, but this simple concept is almost always presented as being a correction to some perceived imperfection. it's not '(x) would look good on people with (y) features', it's '(x) will help you conceal the ugliness inherent to (y) feature', as though there is a platonic ideal of a face that we're all trying to replicate and fake our way into looking like

#it's always casually dropped too like it will make your face look more oval or your nose smaller or your jaw softer #as though that's something that people want necessarily? as though they're ashamed of it? #no wonder this stuff fucks up little girls. it teaches them that if they weren't ashamed about it then they should start being

[ghost-proofbaby]

i’m sorry but can we talk about how fucking devastating it is to hear it repeatedly said in the game how godey and cazador found astarion’s screams to be the “sweetest”?

the way he was the one who always screamed the loudest. when he was being tortured for days in the kennel by godey. when cazador was carving the runes into his back. centuries, and no one ever helped him or saved him. for centuries, he was screaming and begging for mercy, and it only egged his abuser on more.

no wonder he disapproves more when you repeatedly help and save people. repeatedly, he has to watch you save all these people, knowing no one ever saved him.

yes, i’m actively sobbing over a video game character. i want something more painful than just death for cazador.

#he never deserved any of it #when godey said that to astarion my jaw dropped #i can’t go into the fight with cazador right now that just #that fucked me up #when romancing him i should have the option to also hug him and not just kiss him #because what the fuck #i want to burn entire cities down for him #where’s the option to just burn the palace to the ground #where’s the option to put cazador in a tomb for a year to starve and be consumed by the darkness #and i thought i wanted that fucking drow dead for suggesting i owned him lmao #i’d genuinely die for him #listening to missing limbs by sleep token and yeah that’s me for astarion #’cause it still makes my blood run thin to remember what you are to him’ #he deserves a soft ending. to know how loved he is. to be fucking SAFE #even more devastating than when i found out he dies if you don’t keep him in your party/camp #if astarion doesn’t end up with you #he ends up with cazador #i just #fuck this game

[talentforlying]

one of these days i'm going to write up all that i've changed from azzarello's bullshit era and the one (1) piece i've kept from milligan (and also changed) and the only thing currently stopping me is that it is going to be so, so inside-baseball incomprehensible. and i almost never want to go reading/screencapping azzarello and milligan to add references but i Want to add references.

canon is goop, just know that we continue to ride the bus down "hellblazer ended at #250 and looks like swiss cheese before that" street.

#( ooc. ) OUT OF CIGS. #i'm doing page maintenance before i fuck off to work rip it's got me thinking #anyway i think i said WAY back on this blog that a side goal of mine is to make hellblazer lore accessible to non-comic readers where i can #bc it's such a Heavy comic & i love it so much & i always felt Terrible recommending it to people only for them to be disgusted #and like. @ past me that particular goal is NOT as easy as you thought it would be lmao #esp because i have a habit of getting VERY detail-oriented when it comes to talking about hellblazer i think #but by GOD it's still a goal. i can put in some motherfucking references here and there when i talk about The Lore #like. azzarello's writing style never translates well for me in synopsis bc he Loves to put the audience in the outside perspective #where we are bystanders/with the rest of the bystanders to constantine's actions and not to his motivations/inner monologue #and i HATE that. hellblazer has ALWAYS been about what this guy has going on underneath the masked exterior #all the things you can't say out loud when you're queer and working class trying to survive in 70s-80s-90s england #but that you FEEL with your WHOLE fucking chest. how that feeling drives you to enjoy little rebellions wherever you can get them #(also azzarello just fucking Sucks LMAO but i'm talking style rn) #so i end up relying on frusin's art to tell the story a little more bc i think he understands the Theatre of constantine's public persona #and when that theatre is Absent then it's really REALLY noticeable. so frusin keeps me in it most of the time #and if i'm digging into frusin art then i'm Going to want to compare it to older panels bc i like body language consistency #milligan on the other hand has NOTHING to save his sorry ass bc his writing is drop-jaw fucking terrible AND the artist seems to like it #but the loss of john's thumb being tied to his mental health (ignoring the bullshit with shade) has always felt. important to me somehow id #anyway MUCH thinking about my favorite loser on this about-to-be-annoying day shdjksd he has been done so dirty #hellblazer brain go brrrr

[sashimiyas]

tonight, osamu, i am thinking of you. welcome homeeeeeee 🫂

#reinas.inretrograde #baby i miss you sm #but anyways thinking him just whispering the filthiest and most romantic shit into your ear and down your jaw #like your guys’ schedules haven’t aligned in days. you’ve been missing each other and finally #finally osamu gets home. and you’ve just plopped yourself into bed. and his breath hitches at the sight of you still awake #he didn’t mean to get out so late. wanted to finish his stuff early so that he could come home before you and spoil you. make you dinner or #start you a bath but things kept piling up. he spent the whole drive home beating himself up. because ‘things’ continue piling up and bless #ya. he really doesn’t deserve you at all because at this point. even if you’re irritated… you understand. #and you’re in bed with a face shiny from moisturizer and some baggy pajamas because you haven’t been eating well without him so you’re all #bloated and osamu drops everything in his hands and basically topples his whole body on top of you. doesn’t let you chastise him for his #dirty clothes on the bed. they’re going to come off soon anyways. says ‘baby. fuck. baby.’ in between kisses. ‘fucking look at ya. always so #pretty for me.’ and you have to roll your eyes because he’s exaggerating but osamu won’t have it. he wants you. is eager for you. and he’ll #tell you over and over again what he’s been thinking every time he’s been away from you.

[jula483]

CAN I TASTE YOURS

#rhett and link #rhink #tiktok #WHAT THE FUCK GUYS #what did i just watch #can i taste yours???? #and breadth vs length??? #and touching??? #HELLO #my jaw dropped when rhett asked if he can taste link #i'm going crazy #lmao #and christy not eating link's makes sense since she doesn't like hot dogs #i love this on so many levels #my post

[queenimmadolla]

Queeeeeniiieee now what if I told you that I’m making fan art for freak like me??? 👀

okay two things:

1.) will you be sharing? 🥺 👉🏽👈🏽

2.) you have the talent to do the best and funniest thing (creature!eddie) rn

#you’re so talented too like your art makes my jaw DROP #$ replies #junie bee 🐝

[heyitsinquiryz]

Im not really into DC anymore but the DC fandom should receive an award for having some of the best and most beautiful fanfiction out of any fandom.

Like you bitches are just *chefs kiss*

#dc #dc comics #why can the marvel and harry potter fandom have fanfic this good? #what are yall doing that makes your writing so amazing? #batfam #makes me want to get back into my dc phase that i had when i was 13-16 #the mass effect and dc fandom are the fandom with the most jaw dropping changed my life kind of fics

[afieldinengland]

this article expresses what i've been thinking re: the reckoning far more eloquently than i ever could

#savile tw #csa tw #'you can't understand the savile story without understanding how the bbc acted to suppress the truth after he died.' #it is a jaw-dropping decision to stop at savile's death. as someone who only became truly aware of savile at that point #if you look up jimmy savile the suggested searches make your chest ache. 'how was jimmy savile caught' he wasn't. he wasn't. #he got to lay in state in leeds in a big gold coffin and his headstone cost £4k and had a poem on it. #children carry the burden for the rest of their lives

[hanzajesthanza]

the short stories are actually really provocative and profound, heartrending and disturbing and thought-provoking and funny all at the same time and in such a short amount of space.

but i feel like when n*tflix touched them, they were the first victim of a withering away and soul sapping for me, in which i couldn't bear to be around the kinds of discussions and jokes and everything which were coming up at that time as fundamental misunderstandings of them so it just became very painful and very banal because they were all, in essence, forgotten.

however, that damage is not irreversable.

particularly in the case of a good adaptation, the musical, i have begun to remember all of why i love the short stories so much, just how good and painful to my heart they are, as well as thinking more deeply about some aspects which i had not previously considered or paid a lot of attention to (in lieu of other things which excited me more).

i think the biggest strength of a "good" adaptation and a "good" fandom is that they make you realize things you hadn't, interested in parts that weren't your 'favorite,' and generally expanding your mind and love of the source material. in contrast, a "bad" adaptation or "bad" fandom is that which makes you wish to forget and eventually end up forgetting your love and leaving it behind yourself. "good" is to remember, "bad" is to forget.

#txt #the witcher books #the witcher musical #what i mean here is that sometimes there are things you KNOW but you don't think deeply about and you don't consider the ramifications of #for instance i knew that the waters of brokilon erased your memories to make you a dryad but did i care all that much? not really #because i was so focused on geralt and ciri's relationship that the waters were just something i didn't want to happen to ciri #but hearing braenn's song from the musical made my jaw drop with emotion and horror realizing how impactful that experience would be #similarly ciri's song about the nature in brokilon made me realize that her wonder at all of these beauties is something so rare and #impossible in every single other part of the world because brokilon is The Last Place. #literally no other child - no other HUMAN - will ever see these sights she saw. and she's singing to geralt that she wishes he could see it #but really she is singing to all humans of the continent and therefore the entire audience #because also ciri is such a character as that she is innocent and believes in goodness and justice at this point #such as when she says that calanthe says elves and dryads are good and when she asks yennefer about drawing too much Power #so she's singing: i wish the world could be beautiful and i wish humans were not so cruel (the message of the song not her intention) #i won't even mention what waters of brokilon (song) brings to the table in terms of character understanding rn bc i'm procrastinating #ALSO THE STORY OF THE CAT AND THE FOX....... JAZZY TUNE.... GERALT DAD MOMENTS.... CIRI DANCING.... OK #twn critical #um and considering i just named three sword of destiny songs. the n*tflix series did NOT EVEN HAVE SWORD OF DESTINY.

[mymarifae]

hehe. dragon

#put a dragon character in your stupid piece of media and it's got my attention forever i have such a weak spot for them #this sequence kicked SO much ass though fuckkkk ... hsr's cutscenes are generally really cool #like the one right before this with phantylia in tingyun's body..JAW DROP #this update has failed to make me care about blade. like he's cool i guess but Whatever #i do like dan heng SOOOOOO much more now though. and i already liked him A LOT #DRAGON!!!!!!!!!!!