I've been fantasizing a lot lately about a mean Dom putting a cage over my tdick, a vibrator in my ass, tying up my hands and then leaving me like that for hours so I can learn to cum like a good boy
No matter how much I whimper or cry or try to hump the floor, my little tdick won't be touched anytime soon.
Good puppyboys don't need their tdick to cum.
841 notes
·
View notes
puppy!reader
doe eyes. wired ear buds. clumsy (always covered in bandaids). volunteers at the animal shelter. lace tank tops. bakes a whole lot when she misses her man. honey infused lip oil. adhd on 10. hypersensitive. bootcut jeans. “babydoll” by dominic fike. doc martins. white lace bows. suffers from hyperactive blackouts (proceeds to pass out on her man 5 minutes later). chonky blankets. love language; physical touch. obsessive as it gets. kinda looks at her man like kate sharma. glittery tears from her eyeshadow. mixed metals. ties her jeans w/ ribbon. throw a tantrum when her man has to leave her for over 3 hours.
ㅤㅤ ㅤ۪ㅤ— ㅤ۫ㅤ๑ㅤ ۟ㅤ ˗ˋˏ 🐶 ㅤ‧₊ ♱
w/ matt — it’s hard between the two of you to be in public because you’re so touchy and he hates pda. you sort of warm him up to being public, but you respect it. it’s a very different story at home though. ‘cause of youtube, he’d be away for a couple hours at a time, and when he’d come home to you and see your tear covered cheeks, he’d handle it in his usual matt fashion. cuddling you and kissing you all over ‘til you stopped crying. “please don’t be sad, m’sorry i didn’t call, okay?” then when you’re done you’re fucked to sleep.
w/ chris — cause one of his love languages is also physical touch, you guys get on everyone’s nerves with the pda. there is no shame in y’alls game. neck kissing, his hand on your ass, literally anything. he’d also be away ‘cause of filming, but he handles your weeping differently. he’d smush your wet cheeks with one hand and say “y’can’t do this every time, alright?” to which you’d respond with a sniffle and a nod. “just missed you,” you’d mutter. “needed you.” and then suddenly, you’d be face down in his bed, showing him how much you needed him.
w/ nate — an average couple (mostly). hockey takes up some time, but he’s usually with you for most of your days. on the off chance he isn’t able to, naturally you have a melt down. nate’s such a sweetheart, all he knows is spoiling you. but if he has a bad practice or game, he doesn’t have time to make you feel better. but when he ends up fucking his cum deep inside you, you can’t really remember what you’d been so upset about.
୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ .⁺ ⸝⸝
just me acknowledging that this is 100% inspired by multiple other writers on this app, specifically, starfxkr, princessbrunette (love her sm) and donatellawritings, and if any of the writers who use these type of !readers see this and feel that my interpretation is too close to theirs and they want me to take this down, i will.
𓊆ྀི⠀ׁ⠀ㅤ © ㅤ 𝓵𝗈𝗏𝖾𝖾𝖻𝗈𝗍 ︎︎︎︎ ︎︎︎︎ . ⠀ ୭ৎ ㅤ 𓊇ྀི
121 notes
·
View notes
See when I call cruel fucked up evil people subhuman animals like they always call other people, I know it’s literally not true and they are people just like me because I’m not a dumbass but am in fact using mean words to express how much I hate them, see, and if Matt Walsh were dangling by one hand over a pool of acid begging for help I’d say “ewww what’s this THING who left their garbage like this?!” and crush his fingers off with a cinderblock :)
432 notes
·
View notes
Y/N: (He’s gonna think I’m so weird. Should I even say it? I really want to say it.)
Y/N: *outloud* H-Hey Matt… I really like you… As more than a friend.
Matt: *biting back a smile* Well, that’s great since we’ve been married for half a decade… I love you too, honey.
65 notes
·
View notes
I’d watch the hell out of these two in a Hallmark Christmas romcom
My title pitch: “Paws-itively in Love”
90 notes
·
View notes
Matt, Jonny AND PUPPIES!! Say no more...
55 notes
·
View notes