#maybe YOU should deactivate

[irithnova]

Imagine wasting your time making 15 FAKE ACCOUNTS JUST TO DO THIS HELPPPP

This is literally the definition of harassment but ok continue being obsessed Panda or like one of your friends or something

"You are becoming a bully" dawg you are a racial eugenicist

#WHAT #Potaxiepower #I'm never deactivating this account so good luck wasting your time on me #I don't regret being mean to panda at all and never will :) #She's a racial eugenicist #Victim blamer of a child #And doxxed personal information about us #Hope this helps #Panda if you're going #To make people's sensitive family history a spectacle for people to gossip about #Be prepared for me to call you greasy at the very least ! #Panda literally used the fact that I've been abused as a male to call me a feminazi to her friends #But oh I should feel sorry for her now that she's facing the consequences of her actions #*abused by a male #Can't believe I came back from work to see this pathetic attempt at silencing me #Maybe don't be a pussy about it and use your actual account #Hope Panda saw those messages I senr6 #Sent her #Those messages #Don't amount to ANYTHING she did to us

[misfit-among-the-angels]

I've been avoiding tumblr because my dash is full of (mostly triggering) untagged nsfw posts

#I've been trying to block the tags but some of you really are not considerate of others and not tagging stuff #Maybe i should stop visiting tumblr in general and just deactivate... #personal

[8aji]

hi 👀

#IM SORRY FOR LEAVING #without any sort of previous notice but ive been hella busy these past few weeks #and the tumblr break was really something that i need :') #im not sure if im coming back to this acc #or if im deactivating and making another one or anything of the sort #a part of me is very hesitant bc of the love ive received on here #i truly am not sure which route i should take #but in the mean time !! #i hope all of you are having a wonderful wonderful time #be it summer or winter or any other season !! #it was my first time spending so much time away from home and ngl i absolutely loved it #and and and that means im gonna be a lil busier than usual again bc uni is starting again and i gotta make plans so i can move out for good #on the brightside #im still writing !! and its going well :D i think ive gotten to a point in which i can trust myself and my process and my skill #theres always room for improving ofc !! but still #i hope life is treating all of you well !! #maybe we'll see each other soon :)

[castametric]

o so this whole time you changed your url just to pretend to be cute x innocent lmao. of course I should of known you still be as lesbophobic……it aint a good look sis. anyyway ur still clearly a child so lmao blocking

xoxo veggie fxcker <3

*should have

#also girl it’s been like 5 years #i’m sure you must be tired of fighting #ive moved on. maybe you should too #also not you using anon so I don’t know your new url but signing your ask #you calling yourself veggie fucker isn’t the move I think you think it is #also also not you being deactivated apparently #also also also I changed my blog name back like DAYS ago #like why you so obsessed with me? #anyway #veggie fucker #ALSO in case it wasn’t obvious trans rights are human rights #trans people aren’t just welcomed they’re cherished here

[katyspersonal]

I think I didn't send you an ask yet so here !

10, 13, and 24 for now !! :D

(Asks from this ( x ) meme)

10. Your favorite ost?

Oh, this is definitely Living Failures! It was the very first Bloodborne OC I've ever heard though. A friend that played From's games shared it with me and back then I didn't pick instant interest in the game (unlike how when I've heard Micolash's theme...), but the music was AMAZING. It was the coolest videogame soundtrack I've heard in years, and I sat until 5 AM that night listening to that track on repeat. Because it got me so hyped I've lost all sleep, that's why!!! Still remains my favorite track, just... absolutely unrivaled buildup, beautiful instruments, and of course, AAAAAAAVEEEEE AAAAVEEEEE STEEEEELAAAAAAR. When I was obsessed with that track back then I of course could not appreciate the lore significance and how well in conveyed the absolute reverence, anguish, yearning and desperation for salvation from the 'stars', so now I love it even more. It is one of the best tracks in the game, it didn't need to be attached to an epic battle to be epic.

13. A cut content you would have wanted in the game?

God, how this is even a question? Of course, OF COURSE, what else it can be other than...... ARCHIBALD'S [EXAGERRATED LIP-LICKING]-

sdfhfhsghfsd okay okay but seriously now xD There is... a lot of stuff. Almost all cut content of Bloodborne is removed in such an elegant fashion that you can sort of still discover how probable it is it upon vague clues... as if it wasn't removed, but hidden (Rom gurl what you doin THIS time). The perfect example is Annalise's unborn baby whose mention was patched out very early after launch, but you can still conclude it from how both Annalise and Arianna lose melanin in their hair and from that bloody trail leading to Annalise's under skirt area.

(patched out and only saved via screenshots)

However, it is for THIS reason why a lot of cut content of Bloodborne is BETTER stay cut - because it creates a more challenging lore riddle! Isn't it more fun to deduce a lore bit using your own observation and analytical skills, instead of just being told what happened exactly? From Annalise's unborn baby to 'if there is Flora would not there be a counterpart named Fauna?', things better stay untouched and create a mystery!

But there is a different kind of cut content as well, and I am talking about…

( x )

I owe this discovery to @val-of-the-north , and also I believe @nymerias-wrath confirmed this detail (she tends to know absolutely EVERYTHING about cut or patched out content so I'd recommend asking her for any clarification you ever need). It sounds like such a good idea! I presume the lake refers to the one Rom is guarding, and again, a bird chirped to me that you'd end up in the upside-down Byrgenwerth. (I really need to gather more solid sources now that I am talking about it...) I still adopt it in my ideas and make it so that Moonside Lake used to be the portal into the rest of Byrgenwerth (and that's how Edgar found Micolash), but Micolash 'closed' it when Edgar had dick brain moment and spilled him the truth just because he was a simp -_- And sent some of the Shadows he had serving him as Mergo's "dad" as a bonus loool.

Not to mention I fucking L O V E Micolash's cut dialogue soooooOOOOOOO fucking MUCH. Just… everything about it. I am, in fact, not all too happy about how we only meet him in the "end" of his way, already fully insane and gone, when cut dialogue suggests he STILL has a struggle left within him, between his human side and 'madman that only cares for higher plane' side (Adeline moment). It was just… so tragic. Like… I get that after everything player been through, meeting him SHOULD have been a comic relief moment so the player recharges and still has emotional energy to care about plot's culmination… There was just no room for the 'betrayal sequence' I suppose? …except there was, and I think the devs could have elaborated Nightmare of Mensis more, make us see Micolash as a friend NPC that we go back to during Nightmare questlines, someone that grows on us to the point we see him as Doll v.2 (maybe he could even level us up too, or give us special benefits in exchange of Insight). So, instead of recharging player emotionally with hilarity (or annoyance, depends on how you feel towards Micolash's "battle"), we could have been recharged by the fake sense of peace and comfort, see him as someone interested in freeing Mergo just as much… and then HAHA LOOSER GOTCHAAAAAA. The only good thing about the decision to make him more plain is that 'traitor' is the fact that betrayal sequence is THE ultimate imba of Tumblr sexymen, and if he did betray us, he'd have even STRONGER grasp on the simps. o_o hoooo boy… There'd be NO survivors....

24. Share a fond memories.

I presume this must refer to fandomry? Because every single moment of playing Bloodborne is already a good memory. xD Hmmm... I already mentioned that time when I got an anon ask on my 'formal' blog, saying 'can we get random alfred hcs'? I felt extremely honoured that someone wanted ME to share the ideas about a character they liked, especially when back then I was just an awkward asocial lore person in the fandom and didn't pose myself as a writer upon request, or just a writer. It is because I cherish that moment of trust so much I avoid saying unflattering things about Alfred despite having grievances with the character. x) It was just such a good memory that I never get tired of bringing it back!

I also have a very good memory of a certain day. That day I was able to catch my coworker stealing money from the cash register (!) and attempting to frame me (!!!), using nothing but my amazing detective skills, so I was already pretty hyped. I was ranting to Val about it in a VC over phone on my way home. And imagine how much more joy and unhinged happiness I felt, when during VC I opened Tumblr and saw the ask celebrating that 'finally good Doll takes are picking up and people are giving her a justice instead of seeing her as gross sexual object and then claiming to love her'. I am paraphrasing but you must recall that one because you clearly got an ask from the same person xD Just... one "victory" layered upon another, and I've felt such intense mania and CHEER, that the raw power of emotions made that day a blinding, bright spot somewhere in the record of my life. This is what happens to a mf when they barely ever feel real happiness and just pretend to look alive. Maybe it was not a big deal in retrospective, but it made me feel DRUNK in happiness. ...so drunk that my response was not very nice and more like 'HAHAHAHA MFKING LOOOOOSERS WHO IS THE BEST LORE PERSON NOW HUH FUCK YOU ALL I AM FUCKIN BALLIN'' that I still feel a bit guilty about ^^"" But it was one of my best memories nonetheless.

Out of a bit more personal stuff, I'd say that you and @heraldofcrow are a very fond memory, and also @jarognieva . You guys sticked with me through everything, even when I started to genuinely spiral to my worst and fully embraced the prospect of you all being sick of me, you still chose to stay mutuals. Seeing you grow from a shy user to someone with very elaborate ideas and a lot of passion was an absolute delight. And I've got to see how much your art improved over time, and how Crow started to draw. I am just glad that I got to at least see you guys get better and make more friends and improve your skills.... (and seeing how much I rotted Crow's brain with overly specific lore bits when I saw her insane theory ramblings about Vilebloods AHAHAHAHAHA.) Like... just watching you guys was a great experience, getting to talk with you and to exchange the ideas is even more than I could have asked for, but I am very thankful.

Also, of course, my version of Rom getting FANART. I cried pathetic unloved kid happy tears all three times I received it. Two drawings were done by Saintmic and another one was done by someone else who is, eh, a NOT fond memory now, really.

Though honestly, Saintmic was a very good fandom memory as well. I once posted a very creepy, weird remark on Micolash as a character and how he'd corrupt people with his cultist brainwashing..... and after some time I got a reblog from him with even WORSE (/pos) take. I was so surprised to see someone having an idea more disturbing than mine. And it happened later too, when I proposed the idea of Micolash not harming fertile females specifically because of his gross obsession with women and birth, and he added that in fact it was more likely that he just used women for rituals (especially their menstrual blood) when men were just cattle. I am dead serious. The creativity and lore just... increased so much as we were exchanging ideas, my lore got so much better, I actually owe my ultra super fantastic and elaborate portrayal of Micolash to him as inspiration and someone giving ideas and honestly knowing Micolash's very soul. Honestly, you can play a game of 'guess how much of my Micolash lore I owe that guy' and you will lose because you probably not estimate big enough. Ya'll just don't know what it feels like to be a weirdo, to feel avoided and shunned even by fellow Micolash simps for "disturbing" and "not sexy" ideas, to question whether I am just spoiling a beloved character with my monkey brain and then meet someone who just hits a blunt and goes all: 'I smell weakness'.

Basically I've found my Stitch yeah. When you get 'the creepy kid' side-effect in the autism drawbacks fortune wheel, you learn to cherish such things </3

Thank you for the ask!!!

#bloodborne #ask replies #seriously though being a micolash fan with 99 Insight is an..... experience #i've met maybe like... two micolash fans that are on the same wavelength? #and the sad part is that /I/ am the bad guy here #i mean what can i say? 'you guys love romanticized version of mico and not the fucked up and twisted and callous person he is'? #like... i can't exactly make an arguement that it is a normal experience to love a man so vile and twisted he crossed beyond ALL morality #this is a funny back and forth #(can't tag saintmic because his blog is deactivated but he is always in my (nightmares) headcanons) #and in my heart (and also my nightmares) #(i mean what else you expect from the micolash person number one? it isn't called 'host of the nightmare' for no reason) #/pos #i still blush about that doll ask #i become such a despicable monster when i feel self-confident i should just stay in low self-esteem forever </3 #*starts to kin seluvis for no reason* #they did nerf micolash's character arc just to prevent the most powerful sexyman that ever lived tho #i am telling you

[machidielontheway]

i can't believe twitter fucking saved me. i deactivate my account like. two days ago and now, after around one hour of searching on google for something very old and specific and NOT finding it (unlike the last time i searched for it because apparently i didn't save the link ??) i remembered i followed the (defunct / hibernating) account on twitter.

and lo and behold i have it now

#3615 my life #i want to say 'time to re-deactivate my account' #but maybe it's a sign i should check if all the people / group i follow i follow already elsewhere #or do not care anymore #fucking getyedone / challengeaccepted #this is how much i loved you and miss you

[mrkgrl]

Got tickets to two (2) Taylor Swift concerts so I have a purpose in life again at least until July 24 2024. (휴◡휴b

#kontxt #every day I'm this close to deactivating this blog #or all my blogs #I'm not in a bad place per se just what's the point in keeping this up #what's the point in having something if that something makes you thin #I feel like this verse by aquilo describes the feeling best nghh #ok the whole song 'thin' hits a bit too close once again #ah! i guess it's kind of a 'I really don't belong here' thing i've been feeling for quite a while now #welp #maybe not deactivate but make everything private #I'll think about it #so much turmoil when I should be celebrating TWO TICKETS TO TAYLOR SWIFT #I will cry if she sings you're on your own kid bc yeah I'm one of those kids too ahdhjahhdka #ok enough rambling thx for coming to my TED talk I sleep now

[astrxealis]

hi! i wasnt on all day yesterday WAHAHAHAH but uhm. rambles. in the tags <3

#⋯ ꒰ა starry thoughts ໒꒱ *·˚ #aka. back to Updates Of Apollo's Life #spoiler alert it's not super interesting. ANYWAYS MY COUSINS ARE THE CUTEST !!!!! #yesterday was really fun bcs wow i love my lil cousins! so weird to be the oldest alongside lune but yeah <3 #AND. uhm. i forgot a lot of what i wanted to ramble about since yesterday but i was so tboy swag yesterday #if you get what i mean. yeah <33 AND vc and waching w my besties mwah hannah montana so true !!!!! #and i am also now back into deep fe3h brainrots but also still deep into milgram. so that is that #AND okay. idk what else #i uhh edited my rentry? interests! made it back into a rentry instead of a txti (gna use that txti for smth else now maybe?) <3 #i've gotten over (mostly) my (mostly jokeful) distate when it comes to this certain media (music!) #also listened to more music hehe. AND i fixed my spotify #AND i want to finally play that cute cat (and dog?) collecting (chinese?) game i wanted to play ever since an old moot #who isnt here anymore (as far as i'm concerned. NOT IN A CONCERNING WAY BTW i mean they deactivated) #once told me about it! i installed it way back then but i didn't have the time... now i really want to again so <3 #hm. that was smth i wanted to share yeah. fixing my spotify more <33 #AND +. i forgot right after thinking about it ffs why am i LIKE THIS. #i forgor :(( why am i like thisssss SOBBING.......... #oh right nvm i just remembered HELP ANYWAYS i've been looking at more gdocs templates and shit again #uhh. i should one day finally do proper notion stuff </3 and fix my notes <//3 fix everything tbh <///3 #<- i say that and will likely never get to doing so. WHABJEGHBJS sobbing. #but yeah i will be doing more oc stuff... or something. and fixing my themes soon as well! #sorry zero ily but i want mikoto or smth idk. you stayed for 10 days. ily babe. uhm. BUT I WNA #get back to my emil or zero theme sometime in the future bcs i didn't finish em? so when i'm fixated ??? #on drakenier (dod3/replicant) again. uhm. yeah. #okay that's all i hope you all are doing WELL!! <33 #now time for my next class in a bit! uhm. i meant to watch the video my teacher uploaded oops. aha #also !!! proseka !!!!! uh idk where i was going w that. but. proseka !!!!! ig <3

[benevolenterrancy]

So about the Hogan's Heroes Dating Sim...how do you even write a story like that? I'm intrigued as to how you turn something that's more of a video game thing into a fic.

Oh yeah, no, if I actually drag this thing to completion it will straight up be a dating sim, like as in a playable game. (Well. "game".) Trying to read it like a fic would be a NIGHTMARE, like the world's suckiest choose-your-own-adventure.

For the moment I'm still writing it, but I do have a website that I think will work for coding the stupid thing into existence, it seems to have a sufficiently simple "Fisher Price My First Coding" style system in place for tech-illiterate people like me.

As for how you write it, so far it's involved a desperate stack of lined paper with a lot of diagrams, colour coded spreadsheets, and the most deranged labelling system known to man in order to keep track of all the threads...

#maybe it shouldn't have been included in an ask meme about fanfiction but it's close enough that i felt it should count #my google doc has gotten to 35 pages and over 20k long god in heaven #i have the whole basic thing plotted out on lined paper but i'm now at the ''flesh it out and make it WORK'' portion which - #you may be shocked to learn - is an ENDEAVOUR #man when i do get back into this i'm going to have to totally reread what i've written and relearn my tagging system... #needing to write a story that has plot flags that can be activated and deactivated is a fascinating mental exercise though #i started this when i was REALLY STRESSED because it's hard to stress about things when you're trying to make sure that the different #story paths meet back up with each other and you aren't accidentally breaking the game by adding this interaction rather than the other in #whoops i got rambling in the tags sorry #thanks for asking about it it holds a special place in my heart and i kills me that i can't post chapters of it like i could with a fic ;^; #bene speaks

[soyellowcurtainsthen]

Get to know me

Thank you for the tag @ommited-miscellaneously !!

Name: Lauren

Sign: Libra

Height : 5' 6" (167cm)

Time: uhh right now? ... 17:38

Birthday: 15th October

Favourite Artist/Band: this is unfairly hard, but at the minute CIX (and the Tilly birds always)

Last Movie: The uncharted movie.. it was my brother's pick for a family movie night

Last Show: the last completed show I watched was Love Mechanics and currently airing the last episode I watched was The Eclipse

When I created this blog: 2012, the year I started university and I've been here for the last decade ( no escape at this point)

What I post: Mainly reblogs of the shows I'm currently watching or shows I'll forever be obsessed with, veeeeery occasionally I'll post my thoughts or writing

Other blogs: I really only had sideblogs to keep URLs that I've had previously in case I want to use them again, but I just run this blog into the ground by having every current obsession in the one place

Do I get asks: really only when I reblog ask games and my mutuals send me asks, but not out of the blue ones even though I love talking to people about shows I love ( ask box is always open and I swear I'm nice)

Average hours of sleep: around 7-8 hours, my body naturally wakes me up after that ( I haven't set an alarm in over 2 years now)

What I'm wearing: PJ's ( it's a work from home day so I'm being comfy 😂😂)

Dream job: I want to write, but I don't see it being a fulfilling career for me, as long as I can write in my spare time, I'm happy

Dream trip: Japan and Korea ( which is hopefully happening in a couple of years when I turn 30)

Favourite songs:

- Just being Friendly- The Tilly Birds

- Numb- CIX

- Pied Piper- BTS ( I had to include them it's iconic)

-Lazy- Woosung

I mean we could be hear all day so I'll spare you, but I also love instrumental movie soundtracks as well.

No pressure tags : @glamgoblin @bearinglight @jemmo @chordassinationtechnique @morathicain @ablazenqueen

#tag games #this was fun #also lazy started playing on Spotify just as i went to type that #sooo a sign i guess #can you believe ive been here ten years #damn maybe i should deactivate 😂😂

[devinwolfi]

I posted 28,304 times in 2022

That's 16,276 more posts than 2021!

1,114 posts created (4%)

27,190 posts reblogged (96%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@/romanceyourdemons

@/wizardpotions

@/kalelraejepsen

@/volvo940

@/youremyonlyhope

I tagged 14,871 of my posts in 2022

Only 47% of my posts had no tags

#witcher - 2,827 posts

#wwdits - 638 posts

#tm - 517 posts

#spn - 501 posts

#ofmd - 399 posts

#dw - 355 posts

#brba - 324 posts

#prevs - 270 posts

#911 fox - 221 posts

#wobbleblogging - 134 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#also i use 👌🏻instead of 👍🏻 bc i fucking hate thumbs up its like my least favorite gesture but i have thumb centric insecurities so 🤷🏼

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

nandors just stripped marwas autonomy and identity away bit by bit and literally turned her into a white englishman they better fix this next week

119 notes - Posted August 30, 2022

#4

i don't care about dan and phil but i think they've earned the right to queerbait whoever they want

141 notes - Posted September 8, 2022

#3

i havent actually watched the trailer yet so I could be wrong whatever but are they really bringing back the nogitsune and not stiles or kira,, two of the most important characters to that whole arc

174 notes - Posted July 21, 2022

#2

new pronoun pin ive just invented

199 notes - Posted July 13, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

my own compilation of wobbledog reviews

See the full post

588 notes - Posted June 14, 2022

Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

my greatest failing in this life is not very many people reblogging they/them lightning mcqueen. also hi 28k posts??? 77 posts a day???

#its more than last year which doesnt seem right bc im signifigantly busier than i was last year but idk maybe i need to cope #i have about 65k posts total you mean to tell me i did half of that this year??? #god i should deactivate #also i took the mentions off and replaced them with links

[chenyann]

I had a panic attack when I couldn't find your account. I thought you deactivated 😥😥

Noooo😭😭 why couldn't you find my account!?😭 but I'm glad u care about me that much

#Naw I'm not gonna deactivate yet💀 #Maybe next year/j(?) #☎️|° the rumors are spreading! #💬|° my dear friends! #Ari 🥺🥺🥺🥺 you should give me an emoji🥺🥺🥺🥺 to use for ur tag🥺🥺🥺🥺 #One of these days I'm gonna accidentally deactive #I can feel it

[vertiny]

.

#tdl #i think i need a brain reset bc why else would i be sitting here answering an ask #and get hit with a massive wave of 'all ur friends hate you and don't want you around you should deactivate and leave them all alone'? #WHEN NOTHING HAPPENED TO MAKE ME FEEL LIKE THIS #idfk anymore man maybe i should idk i just need my brain to shut off #sarah talks to the void

[yeah-they-call-me-d]

it’s less of a haha funny if next week is a reality. stuff is rough. i am holding out for arcane season 2.

#i need this door to close #i keep wishing you would do something regardless of the outcome at this point #maybe the lack of response and ‘deactivating’ all ya shit was you closing the door #i don’t want to believe that #maybe i should #i talked to cara about this #she says let it go #maybe she is right this time #she hasn’t been wrong yet about my stupid decisions thus far. #i’m going offline #my mental health is fragile #i don’t want to let this destroy me #i think being compulsively online is really not the best choice rn #time to make new friends i guess lol

[landitolover]

𝒈𝒆𝒕𝒂𝒘𝒂𝒚 𝒄𝒂𝒓, in which, if charles didn’t care for you, maybe a specific red bull driver he doesn’t really like, will.. part one here! ౨ৎ max verstappen x famous!reader

INSTAGRAM DMS

maxverstappen1 replied to your story

maxverstappen1

hey, i’m sorry about the break up

charles never deserved you though

yourusername

haha it’s okay

he didn’t do anything wrong though 😊

it was a mutual break up

maxverstappen1

ohhh, alright

that’s nice to know 😃

TWITTER

IMESSAGE , MAX & LANDO January 4th, 2024

max

Lando

lando

Max 🤔

Rare text, what do you need mate?

max

by any chance do you have yns number

lando

oh my god do you

finally have the balls to (attempt) to pull her

max

i’ve always had the balls :/

charles just beat me to it

lando

he was quite charming

max

he’s a cheater, he isn’t very charming

lando

thats why i said ‘was’

max

ok but do u have her number

lando

duh? we’re like this🤞🏼

it’s xxx-xxx-xxx

max

okk thank you very much

lando

of course mate

goodluck you’ll need it

also u will be talked (possibly made fun of)

about in the gc. so be careful..

max

uhm ok mate

bye….. 😃

INSTAGRAM

yourprivate

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yourprivate new year, new me 💆‍♀️

fuck🖕🏼men 🤮

January 14th, 2024

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alex_albon yk damn well ur the biggest lover girl

→ yourprivate uhmm wdym? i’m not

landonorris i know something u dont 🤫

lilymhe its okay baby 😔

→ yourprivate 😔😔💖💖 ily

georgerussell63 wake up

→ yourprivate get out my private bitch 🤮

→ georgerussell63 cunt

→ yourprivate something u never serve..

danielricciardo wow this post ate 🎀

danielricciardo it would eat even more if u reactivated the main

→ yourprivate i’ll be back in like 9 months

→ landonorris HOLY SHIT ARE U PREGNANT

→ yourprivate NO??? WHAT??? WHY WOULD U THINK THAT???

→ landonorris coz u said 9 months and thats like how long it takes to give birth Idk

→ yourprivate u are so slow gn

IMESSAGE , MAX & YOU January 14th, 2024

xxx-xxx-xx

are you a rose?

cause i think you’re a catch 😉

yn

oh my god 😂 that was such a sucky

pick up line.. who is this? 😭

xxx-xxx-xxx

your future boyfriend, hopefully

yn

how’d u get my number though

i rlly hope you aren’t a stalker 😭

or i’m gonna contact the police

xxx-xxx-xxx

WAIT NO 😭

it’s max

i’m sorry lol

yn

oh my god 😭

i didn’t see u as the corny pick up line type

you changed this contact to ‘max’

max

what can i say?

also sorry for freaking you out

i asked lando for your number, i hope you don’t mind

yn

nah its fine 😭

max

are you okay though?

you deactivated, saw it all over twitter

yn

yeah no, i’m ok

well not rlly but I don’t wanna like .. talk about it

max

that’s totally fine

but if you ever need someone to talk to

i’m always free

and i have cats so.. free therapy

yn

thats how u get the girl !

max

charlie should have taken some notes

unsent message

haha i guess i know how to get you now ?

yn

you’re a flirt aren’t you

max

only for you

yn

😭😭

i’ll be back in a minute someone messaged me

max

alright

IMESSAGE , CHARLES & YOU January 14th, 2024

don’t respond

hi angel, can i come over?

i miss your kisses, cherie

can’t we get back together

yn

no we can’t

charles stop it. i don’t want you

you’re the one who cheated on me

if you were going to miss my kisses so bad, why’d you cheat?

don’t respond

it’s a new year though, new us.

yn

no charles

you need to get over it

i mean, i did

don’t respond

get over it? you deactivated on everything

that isn’t getting over it. you’re avoiding your problems

yn

yeah I’m avoiding you, you’re my biggest one

get a new girlfriend

it obviously isn’t that hard for you..

Delivered

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yourprivate men suck….. (i think he’s cute)

January 17th, 2024

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lilymhe u better not be talking about ch*rles

→ yourprivate no

landonorris is it ***

→ yourprivate 🤔🤔🤔???

alex_albon i thought u weren’t a lover girl

→ yourprivate i’m not

→ alex_albon caption says otherwise

georgerussell63 yw for the cake

→ yourprivate thanks georgie 😊

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charles_leclerc overrated

January 23rd, 2024

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user ohh ik yn is laughing at his silly ass

user he’s going dark 🖤⛓️

user he wanna be aesthetic so fuckin bad

user this is not it ‼️ archive this post ‼️

user yeah, ur overrated

→ user we luv a self aware king

user not everyone dragging him in the comments 😭

→ user cause we all love yn 💆‍♀️

lewishamilton be so fr you have no sense of fashion, m8 😂

carlossainz55 🖤

landonorris yeah this post is not ittttt

alex_albon alright mate….

danielricciardo who did not cheer! 😂😭

pierregasly 🔥

TWITTER

TWITTER

IMESSAGE, MAX & YOU February 14th, 2024

max <3

hey :)

happy valentines 🤍

yn

hii maxie

happy valentines! 💌

max <3

i bought you a little something

since you love snoopy

and me 😉

yn

you got one thing right

max <3

wowww

nevermind then

yn

kidding 🙄🙄

max <3

i’m picking you up

is an hour enough time

yn

yess

see you sooon 😊🤍

max <3

🤍

IMESSAGE, “YN FANCLUB 😊” February 15th, 2024

landoooo

how much r we betting that he did it

alexito

£100 he didn’t

lil 🎀

£100 he did

landoooo

i’m team he did it

georgie

he aint do shit 😂🔥

i’m team he didn’t do it

lil 🎀

is alex holding u gunpoint ???

landoooo

facts

max isn’t a pussy he def said something at least

yn

hi guyyyyssss

what are you guys talking about

georgie

we’re betting on ur little bf

did he ask you out

lil 🎀

ok wow 😭 straight to the point

yn

he did 😊😊😊

lil 🎀

HOLY SHIT

HAHAHAA

ALEX, GEORGE,

landoooo

PAYYY UPPP!!!! 💰

alexito

GTFOOO

georgie

🔥🔥 my ass is not paying

yn

u better pay them

also £100 is crazy???

look at what he got me 🥹 and he’s such a cutie

lil 🎀

SNOOPY 😭 I WISSHH

so down bad

🥹🥹 the cutest

yn

i cried 😔 he’s adorable

alexito

u guys are so cute

i hope it lasts!!

landoooo

daniel asked if u bringing back the main

cause like ur happy now

yn

2025 my year

plus u guys are in my priv why does it matter

georgie

right lmfao 😭

congrats on the bf though 🥳

hopefully he doesn’t turn out like our

good ol’ friend charlie!!!!

alexito

mate sthu

respectfully

georgie

wow that makes it a whole lot better, thanks m8

lil 🎀

how about u both sthu

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maxverstappen1 and here’s to my baby :)

June 3rd, 2024

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user didn’t expect a soft launch from max fuckin verstappen 😨

user HELLO???

user this girl has style.. dressing him up? 😍😍

→ user I noticed the style change, didn’t expect all this tho

user i just know shes hot

user stop soft launching i need to know who it is

danielricciardo lucky man

→ maxverstappen1 i am very lucky

landonorris cutie

→ maxverstappen1 😘

→ alex_albon it’s official: lando is the one getting soft launched

→ landonorris shhh people aren’t supposed to know

lilymhe she’s the loml

georgerussell63 🤮🤮🤮

→ maxverstappen1 get out - the girl

→ georgerussell63 🤓🤓☝️☝️

IMESSAGE, MAX & YOU June 13th, 2024

max <3

the sunset is in two hours

i’m picking you up

and we’re going to the beach to watch it

yn

😭😭 okay max

max

see you soon :))

yn

yeah, i love you 🤍

max <3

say that again in person

not over text 🙄

yn

okay max 😭😭

max <3

i love you though

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maxverstappen1 starry eyes sparking up my darkest nights.

June 13th, 2024

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user AAUGGHH IM GOING CRAZY

user why are the captions so romantic… secret artist ? 😨

→ user lol she’s probably writing them for him

user charles gtfo 😭😭

user i love them (idk who she is)

landonorris 4 months tmr cutie 😍

→ maxverstappen1 i love you baby 🥰

→ user 4???? WHAATTT

alex_albon tell her to stop talkin abt u bro 🤦

→ maxverstappen1 no can do buckaroo

redbullracing our driver sure has some pretty good captions

lilymhe my gf 💖💖

IMESSAGE, CHARLES & YOU August 5th, 2024

don’t respond

you aren’t smart

yn

huh

don’t respond

you’re dating max?

is this just some petty thing ? cause i don’t like him?

yn

uhm no lmfao 😭

yeah i’m dating him though

don’t respond

is he better than me?

yn

yeah lol

100%

don’t respond

you know, he isn’t really the type to commit

yn

noted ? pretty sure he would’ve left by now

if that were the case lol

don’t respond

ok.

yn

lmfao.

You have blocked this person

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yourusername 🎀

October 1st, 2024

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user OH MY GOD

user the man..

user i fell to my knees

user who is that

user my girl came back better than ever

user FINALLY ????

user she came back and started to soft launch a man gn

lilymhe wowwww 😍😍 i missed ur main acc posts

danielricciardo SERVED CUNT 💋

→ yourusername mwa 😚

danielricciardo i prayed for times like these

maxverstappen1 last slide kinda kinky

→ yourusername u wish, never horny on the main

→ user LMFAOO

landonorris ooooo let the light innnn

georgerussell63 odd post for ur first one back

→ yourusername sthu

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yourusername redbull is my fav btw

October 8th, 2024

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user her smile ☹️🤍

user THAT DRINK IS SO YUM

user my aesthetic queen 🐳

user mystery man u are lucky

user she’s so captivating

user UGHHH 😔😔☹️☹️

charles_leclerc drink company’s don’t suit u

→ maxverstappen1 lol

→ user LMFAOO

→ user embarrassing urself...

redbullracing 💙💙💙

→ yourusername 🩵

landonorris papaya better actually ☝️🤓

→ yourusername errmm 🤓

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yourusername

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yourusername i want to wear his initial on a chain ‘round my neck.

October 10th, 2024

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user m.. suspicious

user is that not max’s new cat

user shes so cutesy

user IS THE CAPTION A LYRIC HELLOOO

user white men always win her over

landonorris mmmmmmmmmm 3️⃣🏆

→ yourusername sthu😭😭😭

→ user bro tryna give us easter eggs

lilymhe that bagel looks rlly fucking good

→ yourusername IT WAASSS

danielricciardo my bf guys

→ yourusername 😍 -m

redbullracing 🐐🐐🐐

TWITTER

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yourusername

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yourusername new ep soon. 6 songs. ‘solo, tiwwchnt, ciwyw, dbm, sdg, and getaway car.” i hope u enjoy it.. out the 12th ! <3

November, 4th 2024

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user i’m in a getaway car too queen

user “and here’s to my real friends” 2019 rookies & lily 🥲

→ yourusername my babies 4eva

user DONT BLAAAMEEE MEEE, LOVE MADE ME CRAZY 😩

user who cried and screamed listening to this album

user i brought a 🔪 to a 🔫 fight

user AHHHHHHHH

user thank u for yn’s not so mystery man but thank u for this ep ☝️☝️

landonorris used to being the GOAT

→ yourusername 🐐

danielricciardo getaway car on LOOP 🔂

maxverstappen1 but would u run away with me ?

→ yourusername yes!

→ user WHAATT

→ user this confirms everything basically

lilymhe so proud of u wifey 🤍🤍

→ yourusername mwaaa 💋

georgerussell63 i support this

→ yourusername thanks pretty princess

→ georgerussell63 nevermind

alex_albon lily and i will be listening on repeat

TWITTER

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maxverstappen1 you said you love me, i say something back.

November 14th

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user THE CHARLES SHADDEEE

user oh my hod. i adore them.

user ugh they’re the most bf gf couple ever

user charles could never LOOL

user these pictures im on the floor

user they’re my endgame

lilymhe she’s so cute in these pics

→ maxverstappen1 she’s always cute

danielricciardo FAVS

landonorris when they solo >

→ maxverstappen1 you’re the reason why i’m with her, thank you 😄

→ landonorris of course mate

christianhorner congratulations! happy for the both of you 🍾

georgerussell63 this is so goat coded

→ maxverstappen1 wow thanks

yourusername happy 9 months baby 💋

→ maxverstappen1 ik houd van je 🤍

→ user NINE. MONTHS.

→ user STOP NINEE…😭😭😭

yourusername wow we’re so adorable

arthur_leclerc thank you for making yn happier than my brother ever did 🙏🏼

→ maxverstappen ofc m8

→ user LMFAO EVEN HE’S TIRED OF CHARLES

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