#mcbeam

[nsfwrpg]

favorite MLB team at the moment

Have to go with my hometown team of the Toronto Blue Jays :)

Love this gif.

#asks #mcbeam

[turtleturbulence]

mommy Jieun or Jieun-noona?

Well so the mommy dynamic has never really done it for me, and I'm not too sure what the noona dynamic is, somewhat similar to the mommy one I'd presume, but seeing that you're asking for my preference between the two, there must be some difference.

So at this juncture I’d have to say neither. Sorry for the non-answer!

Have some mommy IU (or so I’ve been told) as compensation.

#ask #mcbeam

[masoncarr2244]

#pittsburgh steelers #steely mcbeam #steelers #mascots #nfl #football #nfledit #footballedit #gif #gifs

[coffee-at-annies]

I know I’m a pens fan but I have so much love in my heart for the pirate parrot

#anne watches hockey #pens lb #anne attends a game #don’t get me wrong iceburgh is great #but I love the parrot so much #steely mcbeam can get fucked tho he’s a weirdo

[hoodoo12]

Beetlejuice, learning about pro-sports team mascots: You know, I think I want to start calling my dick Steely McBeam. For obvious reasons, of course.

You: I think a better nickname for it would be Gritty. For obvious reasons, of course.

Beetlejuice: 😐

#Beetlejuice #small interaction #tiny headcanon #stupid but that doesn't make it not true

[mintchoccy]

pls don't be confused if I replied with my first tumblr. @mcbeam is my original tumblr name, full of messed up shits, and below it are my bus arts creation.

meanwhile @mintchoccy is my writer's side, where I post all of my dirty minds and imaginations.

#who is who #for clarification

[hearty-an0n]

omg steely mcbeam!! hiiii buddy

#<3 #pens lb #thats my lil guy #he’s never on anything i never see him he’s like a mystical being to me

[dlwood951]

Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: Franciscan Ware Golden Brown Wheat Crescent Dish.

[jesterjamz]

McDonald's grimace nuggies The holy prunsel...

mcbeam

[sithbian]

i hate steely mcbeam personally

#.txt #HES JUST A FUCKING GUY!!!!!

[sinswithpleasure]

where can I find who wrote that Jihyo fic which was set in the concert with the song Push and Pull?

@twicecorner's Push & Pull

#asks #mcbeam

[co-reborn]

Momo × METathione = glowing inside and out

It’s christmas and she’s the one giving us gifts 😍

#asks #mcbeam #momo pics

[dadbobzimmermann]

also i moved to pittsburgh so it’s a real shame i don’t follow hockey or the pens anymore lmao

#also can you BELIEVE pgh people have the AUDACITY to criticize Gritty (an anticapitalist icon) #when their football mascot is literally just a human man holding an I-beam and its name is STEELEY MCBEAM #STEELEY MCBEAM!!!!!!! #I HATE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[coffee-at-annies]

Iceburgh and the Pirate Parrot came to pride this year! Too bad none of the players could make it.

#talking into the void #pride 2019 #pittsburgh pride #pittsburg penguins #pittsburgh pirates #i think i missed steely mcbeam #oh well #im still dissapointed no players showed up #the pirates are out of town on a roadtrip and everyone else its the middle of the offseason #but still it would mean a lot

[theceladoncrayon]

Leo: Piper smiles? Piper McBeam

Leo: Piper gets too hot? Piper McSteam

Leo: Piper falls asleep? Piper McDream

Piper: Say one more and I kill you…

Leo: That was very mean…

Leo: Piper McMean

#leo valdez #piper mclean #hoo #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson and the heroes of olympus #pjo #pjo fandom #pjo series #heros of olympus

[mintchoccy]

UNTITLED P.1

there's nothing more calmer than sleeping peacefully with your wife, Jeongyeon. you are both married for 6 years and every night is a love making night. multiple orgasms left and right, risky sex in the car, in public or with in-laws, you both don't care about being caught.

this time, Jeongyeon wokes up the slumber of the night. you were both tired after a night full of activities for your incoming anniversary. she smirks as she think a naughty way to wake up his husband and by it she wears off her lower clothing and began to crawl into your head.

as you were sleeping, she then positioned herself on top of your head, blocking your airways. Jeongyeon started to wiggle her ass and stiffle her moans not to wake you up.

"nggggh~" a sound of her moans began to pop out as she continued to wiggle her ass to wake you up for a delicious breakfast. as you flutter your eyes, the smell of your wife's ass began to overwhelm you and started to lick down any liquid she produce.

"holy shit baby~ good morning, glad you like your meal~" Jeongyeon said as you then lapped up her pussy like a head of a cooked shrimp. "I always wake up for you, mommy~" you replied as you keep eating her up.

as the time keeps longer, you alter your techniques from slurping, licking to using your fingers to fuck the idol's pussy so bad.

"keep going baby~ it's really so goooood~ please let me cum in your face and squirt all over it after~" she blurted out as she keeps close to her orgasm. that intensifies your slurping and finger fucking your wife.

"oooooooh, I'm gonna cum, I'm gonna cum, I'M GONNA CUUUUUM!~" at the final cry, she squirts on your face, followed by the splash of cum all over again. panting, she hops off over you and see you painted in clear white to her cum and squirt.

"itadakimasu~" you then lap and pulls her cum into your face as she tasted delicious and sweet. "I hope you have more where it came from baby, I can't wait for more".

*aye aye aye, it's mcbeam here, I'm using this account for my random smuts/angst/fluff stuff that comes to my mind. so there you go, thank you and have a good night!

-mcbeam

#yoo jeongyeon #twice smut #jeongyeon #jeongyeon smut #male reader