A peek inside Nigel's notes
...in which my obsession knows no bounds.
Here is a screenshot of the page from Nigel's notebook that Alex reads to his friends and which Sally later sees while investigating Nigel's secret room.
And here is my best attempt at a transcription, because I had to know what it said. And also to help the youngsters who may not be able to read cursive well or at all. There are a few words I can't quite make out, as denoted by [?].
…night at his study desk
…every day. I have observed him
…and [?] Alex is
…[?] in our lunch and spends
, megalomaniac with delusions
…at seven and walked quickly across the
…class this morning was English literature
…minutes late. After that he will go to Biology
…to follow Alex in Biology class. Alex made a [?]...
…incision into the small mouse and did not appear to...
…the arteries began to flow blood into the dissecting tray
…been long and i have performed several dissections as well as
…on various animals. The three mice that were pregnant lay
…the dissecting tray with each of their limbs splayed out and pinned
…[?]. Alex slept restlessly last night and then woke at six thirty
am. Last night he had stayed awake reading until eleven but lay awake for another forty six minutes. He had placed his clothes on a chair the night before where on previous evenings he would hang them neatly in his closet. After he arrived back and put away his books he watched me from the other side of the room while I removed a rat's heart and pretended to be disgusted. His shoes are always highly polished and his pants are always perfectly pressed. Alex will line up his shoes at the base of his wardrobe and always make sure his coat is hung on the back of the door. On average, Alex will do two hours and thirty minutes of homework per night but spend countless hours in the library reading. Alex is an egocentric megalomaniac with delusions of grandeur. He will spend twenty six minutes in the shower each morning and always puts his left shoe on before his right. The last thing he does before he leaves our room in the morning is put on his wristwatch that sits to the left of his lamp on the nightstand. After making his bed Alex spends three minutes in front of the mirror, checking his appearance and will
…put on his blazer jacket. After he arrived back our room he…
…brushed his teeth and taken a long shower he changed…
…morning he does his tie up in a windsor knot, …
…who leave their tie knotted and slip it…
…a noose.
After this, the text starts to repeat previous statements, as the propmaker's inventiveness failed. Clearly they cared most about making sure the megalomaniac bit would be noticeable since that's what is called out in the lines.
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Nigel Mansell basically looking disgusted at the media slagging of Lewis's age like "Ew, do you peasents (at your big age) not see the immortal legend that is Sir Lewis Hamilton standing in front of you. His time is up when he says it's up." Is my new bread and butter.
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ngl I'm not fond of fandom's insistence on equating Stede's inexperience with complete ignorance and insisting on making constant jokes about how ridiculously useless he must be at sex as a result
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Imagine getting banned from rusty towers for saying what mr bonzo did to nigel dickerson
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I got a new drawing tablet that's a HUGE upgrade from my old one, it's one of the ones you can draw on the screen. Previously, I just has the smallest, cheapest Wacom. It's so weird to get used to being able to just... draw on the screen.
Here's the doodles I made practicing with it
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