#obvsly no

[laurelwen]

A peek inside Nigel's notes

...in which my obsession knows no bounds.

Here is a screenshot of the page from Nigel's notebook that Alex reads to his friends and which Sally later sees while investigating Nigel's secret room.

And here is my best attempt at a transcription, because I had to know what it said. And also to help the youngsters who may not be able to read cursive well or at all. There are a few words I can't quite make out, as denoted by [?].

…night at his study desk …every day. I have observed him …and [?] Alex is …[?] in our lunch and spends , megalomaniac with delusions …at seven and walked quickly across the …class this morning was English literature …minutes late. After that he will go to Biology …to follow Alex in Biology class. Alex made a [?]... …incision into the small mouse and did not appear to... …the arteries began to flow blood into the dissecting tray …been long and i have performed several dissections as well as …on various animals. The three mice that were pregnant lay …the dissecting tray with each of their limbs splayed out and pinned …[?]. Alex slept restlessly last night and then woke at six thirty am. Last night he had stayed awake reading until eleven but lay awake for another forty six minutes. He had placed his clothes on a chair the night before where on previous evenings he would hang them neatly in his closet. After he arrived back and put away his books he watched me from the other side of the room while I removed a rat's heart and pretended to be disgusted. His shoes are always highly polished and his pants are always perfectly pressed. Alex will line up his shoes at the base of his wardrobe and always make sure his coat is hung on the back of the door. On average, Alex will do two hours and thirty minutes of homework per night but spend countless hours in the library reading. Alex is an egocentric megalomaniac with delusions of grandeur. He will spend twenty six minutes in the shower each morning and always puts his left shoe on before his right. The last thing he does before he leaves our room in the morning is put on his wristwatch that sits to the left of his lamp on the nightstand. After making his bed Alex spends three minutes in front of the mirror, checking his appearance and will …put on his blazer jacket. After he arrived back our room he… …brushed his teeth and taken a long shower he changed… …morning he does his tie up in a windsor knot, … …who leave their tie knotted and slip it… …a noose.

After this, the text starts to repeat previous statements, as the propmaker's inventiveness failed. Clearly they cared most about making sure the megalomaniac bit would be noticeable since that's what is called out in the lines.

#like minds #tom sturridge #nigel colbie #alex forbes #murderous intent #do i really have nothing better to do with my time #obvsly no #make the content you want to see #which isnt the content other people want #im a people pleaser #unhinged #me or nigel #both really #nigel colbie x alex forbes

[fjordfolk]

i never really liked the formulation that puppies and young dogs 'push boundaries' because i feel like it suggests a kind of intent i haven't seen in our dogs, and it kinda feeds into that adversarial relationship that some trainers have been shilling for decades where you're always expecting your dog to challenge your authority or whatever.

my nephew has a puppy rn, and they described it as 'throwing out behaviours and seeing what happens' which i liked a lot better?

because at least it doesn't suggest that this semi-sentient bag of bones and slop has a crystal clear picture of the laws of conduct and is hell-bent on testing them, and it doesn't suggest they already know exactly how their behaviour affects the world. they're just behaving. and learning.

#semantics obvsly but framing matters i think #like the time i learned seagulls can live to 30 years old and now #i see gulls divebombing tourists and screaming and fighting over a one french fry in the street and i think #me too buddy. me too.

[mysterycitrus]

at least the kids think he's cool (he's actively having a breakdown rn)

based on this:

#dick grayson #nightwing #dc comics #teen titans #lian harper #irey west #jai west #batman #the flash #cerdian #mart #plz ignore how everyone's ages are wrong ty #donna took the photo obvsly

[fromagony]

i'm thinking about writing trans james meeting cis regulus who is by far the most attractive man he has ever seen and wanting to fuck him with his strap SO BAD he is actually going insane and all he can think abt is regulus and how beautiful (and fuckable) he is and and and

#jegulus #trans james #it's obvsly gonna be from my experience as a trans man bcuz i too see attractive ppl and thinking abt if i had a dick i would fuck them--- #james potter #regulus black #james x regulus #sunseeker #starchaser

[assassinregrets]

misclicked on the fuckin grocery order and now i have 8lbs of berries

#one idiot's journey #obvsly i can freeze them but like #im not gonna #im going baby bear mode

[orangepajamas]

wild west revachol kim kitsuragi has been haunting my dreams

#disco elysium #disco elysium fanart #he would totally wear a poncho #he uses whips and lassos better than guns obvsly #deputy kim kitsuragi #disco elysium au #cowboy au #harry du bois #kim kitsuragi #fanart #de #artists on tumblr

[irlplasticlamb]

what does the god of your childhood look like? a soft apparition pigeoned in the attic, a wound eating you one year at a time?

prints + merch + ig

#vic.txt #happy international women's day #this piece’s based on a salome painting obvsly #shiv roy #siobhan roy #succession #succession s4 #hbo succession #succession hbo #succession season 4 #succession art #succession fanart #sarah snook #roman roy #kendall roy #logan roy #my art #fanart #art #illustration #artists on tumblr #digital art #character art

[uservaulty]

little things in The Menu (2022) that I liked:

it ends with the sound of Chef Slowik Making The Clap (tm)

chasers rewarding that guy in hen house with an Egg Dish

Margot making The Entrance with the barrel

entire dynamic between Elsa and that one finance bro (who cheated on his gf Amber, that one)

"Can we have bread?" "No" exchange

Erin wiping her lips with the menu from the gift bag :)

sommelier having a laugh when he saw The Owner in angel wings

(also love how he's body language had a little bit of twirl when he was spilling wine during the dessert scene)

"Do you have student loans?" "No" "Then you die"

the reveal of why Chef Slowik invited that Actor dude (lmaooooo)

Lillian (the food critic) asking who wants more wine and all women immediately jumping on that train 'cause things got awkward and they need to change the topic skskhkjl

"I stole money from you" "I know" " I know you know" exchange

The Wife urging Margot to leave with hand gesture

#obvsly there's more cuz this movie SLAPS #the menu #the menu movie #the menu 2022 #the menu spoilers #spoilers #personal #anya taylor joy #ralph fiennes #1k

[carrotkicks]

alternative chuuya ship propaganda under the cut

TsujiChuu -> they had exactly TWO (2) encounters but in those 10~ minutes Tsujimura has immediately waxed poetic about how chuuya is a unique and intriguing man (as most special division agents do), and went out of her way to know more about him. and Chuuya immediately empathized her personal struggles with her ability, and gave her advice on how to both control it and accept it as part of her instead of something that was placed in her**. (hmmm stormbringer chuuya and gaiden tsujimura parallels. there's a reason they met.) Anyways Tsujimura is super high-strung and chuuya (when he's not purposely being riled up) is actually really laid back so they'd mesh well personality wise. And they could have an fbi x criminal secret romance thing happening.

ChuuRan -> they definitely fucked in the book. Lol. Also it's a match up that is spiritually similar to skk but 20x funnier because they have zero history and and wayyy more petty beef. in a more serious note, Chuuya probably does have some respect for Ranpo ---not respect for his intellect. I don't think chuuya would be impressed by anyone acting like a cocky genius, he was partnered with dazai after all-- recognizing him as the agency's "lynchpin" and all that. On Ranpo's side, i think he respects chuuya as a Threat, so that side adventure in the Poe's book was probably both to keep him away from the Cannibalism war thing and also gain an ~ally~ of sorts. IDK I JUST WANNA KNOW WHAT HAPPENED IN THE BOOK BRO

TaintedLemons -> Chaos and property destruction boyfriends ftw! They're canonically drinking buddies too! Chuuya is a messy lightweight, so what if when Hirotsu is unavailable, it's Kajii who helps him back home or let's him crash at his place 🥺? Kajii actually seems to be pretty high ranking, what with him just casually chatting up Kouyou and Mori trusting him with undercover missions. Kajii should be promoted, we have 2 exec seats after all. Kajii's silly eccentric personality and their friendship helps Chuuya put a positive connotation to mad scientists. Also they're literally always near each other in the group shots and official art, it's literally canon.

ChuuAku -> another one that isn't too rare but seriously underrated. Chuuya is that super supportive borderline embarassing boyfriend that takes 5 minutes each day to divulge words of affirmation, and he'd make dinner and use the cheesy pet names, the kinda stuff that makes Akutagawa want to explode/shrivel up and die. See as soon as Akutagawa is involved i think Chuuya should be flattened to the cookie cutter token love interest. He'd murder daz for a birthday gift. He's be Akutagawa's personal cheerleader and nothing more. This is also basically a canon ship btw..

#i've been thinking hard about this because if dazai is a fail boyfriend i need to start looking at other viable options #i didn't finish the chuuaku aesthetic list imsorry #so in my mind chuuya is like a main character but also. also i think he works perfectly as the copypaste emotional support love interest. #excels even. that's chuuaku to me. tsujichuu to an extent too #chuuran is kinda popular i believe. i see the appeal. it's very silly #taintedlemons is obviously the closest to canon though obvsly #anyways #doodle

[glassofpumpkinjuice]

riff with patrick 3/19/24: patrick refuses to play jimmy buffet songs :(

#fall out boy #2ourdust #riff with patrick #cmon pete is a huge fan obvsly

[hyakunana]

"Another disturbing dream, my love...?"

My contribution for the O14 Week 2022 (what a timing btw!) hosted by @atmosfioric

#destiny 2 #destiny the game #destiny #bungie #destiny art #saint 14 #osiris #destiny osiris #o14 #o14 week #fanart #comics #o14week2022 #this time I waited to post first on twitter bc thx daylight saving messing up my schedules xckxcoxnovx #IN THIS COMIC WE DONT KNOW HOW TO PACE PROPERLY I JUST WANTED EACH PAGE TO BE A THEME #like awakening or vigil for the first; close or home for second; and obvsly dreams for the third #bc i am an exo enthusiast and i will use the exo dreams for this jcvbxvxxkjvk #i alsmot added dialogues there like 'osiris pls come rest' 'no i've been sleeping for too long' but in the end it was better without them #you will (not) be missed savasiris #OH YEA CAN I ALSO JUST SAY NOW THAT OSIRIS IS AWAKE AT LAST #i tots headcanon osiris developing some phobia to moths #and also s14 having some... idk... but an anger reaction to moths yknow #s14 the nicest titan pigeon lover... hating moths and butterflies i tap that

[kugisakiss]

i know i said i didn't have the time to draw but i've also been slacking off during work hours to redraw memes

#detective conan #dcmk #m23 spoilers? #started off with just kid then i decided to do a conan one and then obvsly i had to have them both together right? #m23 was so funny for this #makoto doing some inhuman shit down there somewhere #my art

[ryuniiis]

They both have a great singing voice 🌟

#sonic.exe #fleetway sonic #sonic fandom #tw:blood #illustration #digital art #artists on tumblr #art #fanart #fnf #wanted to try cell shading because of fnf style obvsly #it was really fun but I do prefer my usual soft colorful shading a bit more #sonic #fleetway super sonic #cell shading

[mysterycitrus]

also i really wish that the young justice gen had been formally inducted into the anti bruce wayne gang by the og haters (specifically roy, donna, wally, and kory) because i think it would’ve saved everyone — specifically tim drake — a whole lot of grief

#there are many reasons why this didn’t happen. obvsly. id say nightwing existing is the primary example #but still. roy probably has a powerpoint. or twelve #young justice #teen titans #dc comics #spokes

[niku30]

I already did this a week ago - Can’t believe I didn’t post it yet

#based on the avatar crew film obvsly #avatar #avatar the way of water #mansk #lyle wainfleet #quaritch #Colonel quaritch #recom mansk #Corporal wainfleet #recom wainfleet #Recom quaritch #avatar crew film #the volume #niku30 #animation #avatar meme #avatar James Cameron #Matt Gerald #Kevin dorman #Stephen Lang #recom squad #Deja blu

[ink-asunder]

Okay, but I hate HATE it when service workers (nurses, waiters, retail workers) complain about having to do "extra work" for the sake of disabled people. I get it, you're not paid enough to do jack shit at your job (/gen), but you really cannot take it out on people who are FUCKING DISABLED.

"I hate people who modify orders at a restaurant," "I hate when people don't put their carts away," "I hate having to prepare chemo drugs because it's SUCH a pain." Shut the fuck up. It's not MY choice!! I can't control that I get put in the ER for eating A Fruit. I can't help that I'm on the brink of collapse and can't take a cart back into the store after a big shop. And I sure as FUCK am not taking a chemo drug because I think it makes me more interesting as a person. Ya can't say this shit to disabled people.

Disabled people are CONSTANTLY thrown under the bus, CONSTANTLY treated like shit over things they need to do to survive, CONSTANTLY given the "well, if you can't meet MY [ableist] expectations of a Good Person, then you don't deserve to be a part of society to begin with."

Say that. Say that to my face. Just get a little closer I just wanna talk 🏌‍

#this is especially egregious with nurses. like. if you dont want to administer chemo drugs why are you working in an infusion unit yknow? #and dont give me the 'well OBVSLY im not talking about YOU' bs when you Do complain abt this shit #because if you ACTUALLY cared that much abt disabled ppl you wouldnt be SAYING this shit in the first place. #bcuz youd know that disability is so often invisible that its impossible to tell if someone is disabled or not. #vent #disability #disabled #chronic pain #chronic illness #chronic fatigue