#milker apocalypse

[sauronnaise]

Ungoliant, on her way to eat the Light of the Trees, YT.

Aranea (a spider), Der naturen bloeme, circa 1340 - 1350, by Jacob van Maerlant.

#vairë having fun with her tapestries like #tolkien #shitpost #silmarillion #crack #jacob van maerlant #der naturen bloeme #spider #ungoliant #year of the trees #melkor was here #all hail milker #our lord and saviour #milker apocalypse #medieval painting #medieval art was a trip

[cultofmilker]

I have just discovered this and I am in love. I want to see a Milkered version of the entire lotr movie now. Imagine the chaos.

majestic kazoo music

#milker face #milker apocalypse 2020 #milker meme #milker #lotr #the oracle speaks

[lesbiulmo]

I'm sorry. Truly, I am.

#ungoliant #melkor #morgoth #morgoth bauglir #milker #milker meme #milker face #milker apocalypse 2020 #silmarillion #silm #salmon riot #silm crack #silmarillion fanart #tolkien

[elrandis]

I'm not sure if daily Milker is considered healthy, though...

#my madness continues #milker #milker apocalypse 2020 #silmarillion

[fantasychica37]

MILKER IS BACK???

#milker apocalypse 2020 #milker #melkor #morgoth bauglir #silmarillion #tolkien

[army-of-bee-assassins]

[image description: A series of screenshots of dialogue from the video game Disco Elysium, the text of which is transcribed below.

Image 1: Kim Kitsuragi - "Well, detective, it appears you've solved the case..." The lieutenant looks around, writes something in his notebook, and turns to you...

"Of the locusts. For the missing locust case, which is a sub-case of the imaginary insect case. So at least *that's* going well."

You - "Stop being so sarcastic, Kim."

Kim Kitsuragi - "Oh, I'm not being sarcastic *at all*. We are making *real* progress here."

Rhetoric [Medium: Success] - When someone says they're not being sarcastic, it's usually a good sign that they're being *very* sarcastic.

Image 2: Electrochemistry [Medium: Success] - Cut this boring stuff off immediately. You know what this case is about!

You - "Are you *sure* there's not some sex-angle we should be considering?"

Kim Kitsuragi - "Going point. Martinaise is *famed* for its occult sex-murder rites. We'll get on it *immediately*."

Image 3: You - "It says the last maintenance was in '88."

Kim Kitsuragi - "That it does." The lieutenant peeks in. "I say -- let's brave it."

You - "Eighty-eight... This elevator was maintained a long time ago."

Kim Kitsuragi - "At the end of the last century." He nods. "Look on the bright side. If it fails, we will only sustain minor injuries -- I'm talking three, maybe four months in the hospital. Maximum five."

Image 4: Kim Kitsuragi - "Good. Now that's done. When do you think we will return to our impending apocalypse of a murder investigation?"

He stops you. "Don't answer that. It was a rhetorical question."

Image 5: Kim Kitsuragi - "Hrm..." The lieutenant's face goes stony as you take your turn. He does not appreciate you getting all his workers addicted to cocaine...

Image 6: Kim Kitsuragi - "Thank you for your advice, Eugene. And you too, Alain. I do always appreciate a good use of the expression 'milkers'."

End id.]

some more good kim moments

plus bonus feminist harry:

[image description: A screenshot of dialogue from Disco Elysium.

You - "Who was she?"

Jean Vicquemare - "Incredibly bangable?"

You - "Are you *seriously* using this moment to assert male privilege!?!"

Kim Kitsuragi - "He is very passionate about this."

End id.]

#disco elysium #bit more of a hodge podge collection this time oh well #someone stop me from playing this game a fifth time #my brain won't let go of it #long post

[notahorseindisguise]

im posting my year in review again cause it changed now that ive been filtering my thoughts less

I posted 230 times in 2021

81 posts created (35%)

149 posts reblogged (65%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 1.8 posts.

I added 211 tags in 2021

#oc - 93 posts

#corntent - 42 posts

#camp here and there - 15 posts

#chnt - 14 posts

#soup trust - 10 posts

#chnt spoilers - 9 posts

#text - 9 posts

#camp here and there spoilers - 8 posts

#bugs - 6 posts

#yeah - 5 posts

Longest Tag: 125 characters

#listen i just i keep seeing things where people write about two characters from it kissing or being cute and stuff and i just

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

“Camp Here And There is interesting as an apocalypse story, because it’s not about the world ending, and people trying to stop it, or trying to cope with it, it’s about the world needing to end, and no one knows how to make that happen”

- Mayfield and Belov

56 notes • Posted 2021-11-15 08:30:34 GMT

#4

someone should make a website where you put in your adhd paragraph long ramblings and it summarises it for you

71 notes • Posted 2021-12-21 09:45:27 GMT

#3

thinkin bout.. .....  weevils

76 notes • Posted 2021-10-26 22:42:22 GMT

#2

mmm spamtmommy milkies mhm mhm yummy yummy for my spam-tummy spamton with the mommy milkers like "BOY DO I HAVE A [[Specil deal]] FOR YOU!!! RIGHT NOW, MY [titties] IN YOUR [[Mouth!]] FOR ONLY [$4.99] KROMER!1!1!!1"

230 notes • Posted 2021-12-13 02:30:55 GMT

#1

i found a minecraft text generator life is good heres my creations

See the full post

312 notes • Posted 2021-10-24 01:07:48 GMT

Get your Tumblr 2021 Year in Review

#my 2021 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review #corntent

[ao3feed-matchablossom]

i don't know what i'm supposed to do (haunted by the ghost of you)

by lvesck

We had two thousand one hundred and ninety-four days. I used to tell you I stopped counting. Guess I lied about that too. I’d say that I miss you, but you already knew that. It feels selfish, doesn’t it? We were in the middle of a war, and somehow, against all odds, we fell in love.

Words: 239, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: SK8 the Infinity (Anime)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Rape/Non-Con

Categories: M/M, Multi, F/M, Other

Characters: Hasegawa Langa, Kyan Reki, Nanjo Kojiro | Joe, Sakurayashiki Kaoru | Cherry Blossom, Chinen Miya, Higa Hiromi | Shadow, Shindo Ainosuke | Adam, Kikuchi Tadashi, Hasegawa Nanako, Kyan Koyomi

Relationships: Hasegawa Langa/Kyan Reki, Nanjo Kojiro | Joe/Sakurayashiki Kaoru | Cherry Blossom

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Post-Apocalypse, Hurt, Fluff and Angst, Top Hasegawa Langa/Bottom Kyan Reki, Mutual Pining, Switch Nanjo Kojiro | Joe, Switch Sakurayashiki Kaoru | Cherry Blossom, kinda slow burn i like toture, Everyone Is Gay, joe has mommy milkers, lots of angst you've been warned, Flashbacks, Love Letters, Letters, reki uses he/they/she/it, langa uses he/it, cherry uses they/she/he, shadow uses he/it/they, Tadashi uses He/They, langa and reki are both 18, reki is so self deprecating lol pls help him

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/33785053

#IFTTT #fanfic #ao3feed #matcha blossom #ao3feed-matchablossom #sk8 the infinity #sk8 joe #sk8 cherry

[cultofmilker]

Eru save the queen by @curufinwhat

#milker #milker meme #milker apocalypse 2020 #milker face

[sauronnaise]

Dreams again...

I dreamt I was 15 again and doing a history exam on New-France during a French class, but there was a guy who thought it was an English class and he blasted the worst metal I've ever heard (mind you, I listen to metal irl), which distracted me from finishing my exam. It was at this moment Melkor decided he had enough, walked up to the guy, told him to shut up. The guy did (he was scared of Melkor, and with reason. Pissing Melkor off isn't a good idea).

Anyhow, I couldn't finish my exam because my desk wouldn't stop turning on itself (and I'd turn around it on my chair), and I had forgotten how to read.

#thank you melkor #you were a cool dude #no idea tf you were doing in class #tolkien #shitpost #dream #crack #silmarillion #la nouvelle france wesh #<- mon plus vieil ancêtre s'est dit pareil en 1630 j'imagine #il a survécu son premier hiver #all hail milker #our lord and saviour #milker apocalypse #ça me fait penser à la vidéo des Appendices #Nouvelle-Fronce!

[sauronnaise]

2024 marks the 4th year of this shitposting blog. I created it in January or February 2020. Wow, it's been a ride.

Thanks to the 2,025 of you who follow me and aren't bots, happy new year, and don't forget second breakfast!

#tolkien #shitpost #blog #and to say I thought only 2-3 ppl I met on socials would follow me #milker apocalypse 2020 #salmon riot #crablor

[sauronnaise]

Irmo sleeps in Lórien

#irmo #milker #melkor #all hail milker #our lord and saviour #milker apocalypse #tolkien #silmarillion #art #fanart #my art #shitpost #low quality #no effort #lórien #garden #flowers #yolo #you only sleep once

[sauronnaise]

Melkor: Hey, is Mairon at the forge?

Aulë: Yes, why?

Melkor: I want to show him my giant hammer.

#tolkien #shitpost #incorrect tolkien quotes #silmarillion #incorrect silmarillion quotes #crack #milker apocalypse #all hail milker #our lord and saviour #melkor #morgoth #mairon #sauron #aulë #mahal #valar #maiar #ainur #GROND #angbang

[sauronnaise]

What does the ringtone of a Balrog sound like?

Melkor's screams.

#tolkien #shitpost #incorrect tolkien quotes #silmarillion #incorrect silmarillion quotes #crack #melkor #morgoth #balrogs #when you scream so loud you wake your balrogs up #some spiders eat their mates after copulating #ungoliant x milker #milker apocalypse #all hail milker #our lord and saviour