Completely random but I’m about to go on a rant about pizza. Specifically gluten free pizza.
So my dad is trying out a gluten free diet bc of recent health issues. Normally fine and doesn’t affect me. But… today I went to my parents house for dinner and we had “pizza”. Now this pizza wasn’t just gluten free, it was vegan and soy free as well.
A helpful diagram:
Anyways, my complaints, in order:
The crust: it had the consistency of linoleum and was so hard that I actually could not chew the outside edge crust. It sat in my mouth, uselessly grinding like a slate pebble.
The “cheese”: this was unrecognizable. In fact, it took my mom saying something about the cheeses weird consistency for me to realize that it was supposed to be cheese and not puffy paint mixed with Elmer’s glue in a pudding.
The meatless “meat” bits: these tasted like the concept of apathy. Crossed with cashews. Put in a blender and then compressed and held together by cardboard paper mache, that was then freeze dried.
The “pepperoni”: this looked like a vessel of pestilence and tasted like if despair had diarrhea.
It has been 45 minutes, a cup of Mac and Cheese, and 2 glasses of water since I ate a single slice of that hellspawned pizza and I can still taste it.
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So, I decided to take a few photos of the Danganronpa 4コマ KINGS series and compile a few of the findings I thought were funny.
I don't have everything fully translated yet, so there may be a few issues with my findings. If you find any mistakes or have anything to add, please lmk :) I'll also update this if I find things later.
---IMPORTANT NOTE---
All of these drawings are NOT mine. Everything comes from the 4コマ KINGS series published by Spike Chunsoft. I'm simply photographing them and sharing them with others who may not have seen them before (since the series is out of circulation). If there is any issue with my post, please inform me so that I can take appropriate action.
All photos are below the break here :) (Warning, it's long lol) ((And there are a few minor spoilers))
(EDIT: As a side note, I've posted more pictures in an update. Idrk how this site works, so I'm letting people know here so you can find it if you want.)
Fun things that you can learn from the Danganronpa 4コマ KINGS comics:
Hifumi has written, drawn, or thought of making content relating to Sayaka x Kiyoko, Aoi x Sakura (on two occasions), and Makoto x Byakuya
Toko thinks that… something… happened between Mondo and Kiyotaka in the sauna, wink wink.
Toko wrote some sort of fanfiction in relation to Byakuya, Chihiro and Mondo. Idk what it is, but the title is along the lines of "The Byakuya Family Household Sweep Away a Beautiful Girl". (Pretty sure it's a Mondo x Chihiro fic, but I could be wrong.)
^ pretty sure Syo is a heavy BL fan lol
Aoi's b00bs are so squishy, she can use them to launch herself off things.
Everyone really likes drawing pretty boy Byakuya. Like, he looks fabulous in some of these panels. Here is one of those pictures:
........Okay, fine, this is the right one:
Hifumi has drawn gender swaps of a few of the boys, being Makoto, Byakuya, Leon, Yasuhiro, Kiyotaka, and Mondo.
Leon really wants a harem lol
Kiyoko's secret picture (from the last trial in-game) was of Class 78 hosting a cat maid cafe
Yasuhiro's secret (the motive in Chapter 2) is that he's an idiot.
Mondo, Kiyotaka and Sayaka all get along really well! So do Mondo, Kiyotaka and Chihiro :)
Mondo knows how to sew!
Mondo doesn't wear eyeliner, he just has really long eye lashes.
Mondo's hair is fluffy and bouncy :)
Makoto thinks Mondo's hair looks like a corn chip. Aoi thinks it looks like a chocolate croissant :)
Chihiro once gave Mondo a game about dogs. He loved it lol
Chihiro and Mondo have actually trained together.
^ they actually make a great team :)
(I'm pretty sure that) Kiyotaka was found guilty in a trial relating to black underwear. Unclear if he was executed or not. (This point is subject to change once I fully translate the comic.)
Kiyotaka was brainwashed by the Mono-Rangers (parody on Power Rangers) in a different comic. He became Commander Ishimaru and enforced rules and dress code in a dictator-like fashion. (Full translation is still in the works.) This is what his outfit looked like:
Daiya dies in 4K
Komaru's here :D
Mukuro shows up a lot as herself! She's so cute lol
Kiyoko's kinda socially awkward lol, it's really cute.
Makoto has wanted to see up Kiyoko's skirt on multiple occasions.
Makoto has tried a couple of times to cheer Kiyotaka up. It does not work.
And now, here are some funny out-of-context panels to cap off this post! These were too hilarious not to include, I just couldn't make a bullet point out of them lol.
Thank you for coming to my ted talk :)
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