You know how I’ve referenced the little gay store that I work at in the past?
Guys… it’s closing at the end of next month :,(
And this customer just came into the store and was laughing jovially at all the funky T-shirts we have, and she was like “oh, I’ve gotta take my son here next time he visits”
A tiny part of my soul died at that ngl. I didn’t have the heart to tell her 😭
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Ok so I plan to clean out my blog, actually find a theme I enjoy having, and then publish another part of my Quintet series
I have a week off from school and I am UTILIZING IT!!! Also bc exams are soon after so..
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I want Cartman to give Kyle nicknames so inducingly sweet (and cringy) that it gives everyone diabetes.
I HC he calls him sweet potato mostly to make fun of his red hair AND how red his face gets out of embarrassment and annoyance whenever he calls him that.
YES I shared a hc ask similar to that!
Cartman would absolutely LOVE giving Kyle the cringiest nicknames. Because Cartman is sickeningly lovey dovey like that (he truly takes after liane in that regard) and also, making Kyle squirm is basically his life’s calling.
And I love how this concept doesn’t stray from their established dynamic in canon 😭♥️ the setup is more or less the same, it’s the intent that evolved.
like I can imagine Cartman naturally comin up with new nicknames every day like “Hey! there’s my love muffin~ my carrot cake~ my hot piece of apple pie~my sweet potato~” and Kenny’s laughing his ASS OFF, Stan’s lowkey tryna look away and not catch secondhand embarrassment, and Kyle feels like he’s gonna melt.
He KNOWS Cartman is doing this to get a rise out of him (and is succeeding), but he’s also just, overwhelmed by the intensity of his affection. He tells himself he shouldn’t be surprised. Cartman throws his entire being for the sake of a bit, and apparently that new bit is being the most Doting Fucking Boyfriend in Existence.
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What was your favorite animal when you were a kid? Also are you scared of any insect?
this is so hard i loved them all 😭😭😭 um but hyenas because they giggle and they’re scruffy and i think being licked by one would be nice and smell of blood and rot. um. and also eels!!! the way they move is like—- if paper airplanes were wet and long and slimy 😍 oh!! and this isn’t an animal but it’s an animal to me i had an inaginary one for 10 years!!!! 🥰🥰
he’s a little glowing squirrel (called a Muse) and he helps the sculptor in jak and daxter to make. gay sculptures and to have blue hair and pronouns. mine was called beagbuí because it’s a bad way of saying “little yellow” in irish 🥺💖💖
if these were real they would be my favourite i think. except for bats!!! 🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇 and rats!!!! 🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀
oh! and for a scary insect lmao fun fact i used to be terrifed of spiders 🫠🫠🫠 when i was a kid (now i want to maybe lick them and fill this entire house with them) but then i held a tarantula called Charlotte and her bones really do feel like glass and she was gentle with me and spiders are cute but currently??? um. moths freak me out because they disintegrate (😨😨) but they don’t scare me. i recently found out there are things called giant house centipedes and felt a flutter of visceral terror so maybe those!!! but i like carrots and peppers AND bugs 🥰🥰🥰 🐞🐛🦟🪲🐜🪳🕷️🦂🐌🦋🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱
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i wanna watch spider-man 2 so so so bad im having a catagory 5 alfred molina moment but its only on hulu and i cannot afford hulu this month and some website told me it would be on netflix yesterday but its NOT THERE its still only on hulu i hate this i miss blockbuster i miss dvds fuck streaming services i miss doc ock my beloved babygirl im
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