#missing sex

[thriftdyke]

it really does bother me how no one can seem to answer the question “what even is romantic attraction, really.” like some people are like “it’s who you wanna kiss and cuddle <3” and I’m like ok well kisses and cuddles can be either sexual or platonic depending on context. “It’s who you feel passion/desire/arousal for” well that just sounds like sexual attraction which you can have without even knowing somebody so I fail to see how that’s romantic. “It’s who you want to go on dates with” I go on dates with friends all the time plus “date” is a social construct anyway there’s really no innate difference between a date and hanging out. “it’s who you have deep feelings for” great news for you that can be literally any type of relationship. my friend told me she defined it as “who you wanna give roses to” and I’m like do u hear urself??? like the more I talk to people the more I’m convinced romance and romantic attraction is an elaborate socially fabricated illusion that has no real defining characteristics. and like there’s nothing Wrong with it being a constuct but why people are so attached to defending the supremacy of it is something I cannot for the life of me figure out

#like reading this u might be like ‘sounds like ur just aromantic sis’ but I’m like. listen. #ur missing my point. which is that I literally think romance Does Not Exist #at least not in this bioessentialist way people like to pretend it does #the desire for companionship and the desire for sex are biological drives. everything else is a social construct #which doesn’t mean its bad! or not valid! or anything like that! #but I’m just genuinely do not understand Why we are so bent on treating it like gospel

[daz4i]

mori bro now's your chance. his other ex-husband died man he has no one else to go to you should shoot your shot again come on bro

#SORRY #i miss fukumori. don't get me wrong i loved the old man yaoi divorce and old man yaoi widowing we had here #but maybe fukuzawa needs his other evil man back in his life. they're about to enter another custody battle too right? #let's go mori you can goad him into hate sex before it gets bad. i believe in you bro #bungou stray dogs #< half tagging to inflict this on more ppl but mostly tagging to keep us in the trending for longer uwu

[hcneyblushn]

sorry i moaned when you kissed my neck and grabbed my tits while we were making out, can you do it again?

#m <3 #I MISS MY GF!!!!! #lesbian nsft #lesbian sex #sapphic nsft #wlw ns/fw #wlw nsft #wlw concepts #wlw smut #wlw yearning #wlw #lesbian #men and minors dni #my post

[mizuski-broken]

So. Let me get this straight (well not STRAIGHT but you know what I mean LMAO) Jungryeok:

Yelled "I LOVE YOU" to Quackity as his first impression (also mentioned THE QSMP GLOBAL SERVER multiple times. King)

Has the energy and volume of an illegal power plant (and the humor to match)

Knows SO MANY little bits of language that he picked up and continues to pick up easily (VAMOS!!, SEE YOU TOMORROW!!!, etc.)

Calls people trash (and Foolish Mr. Stupid)

Calls himself Chun-Sik's mother

INSTANTLY started swearing and exchanging swears at the top of his lungs when asked (to the dismay of Acau)

Drinks heavily and does not hesitate to talk about drinking heavily (TEQUILAAAAAA)

Had a cool talk about culture and their countries music with Roier and Quackity (and can also BEATBOX LIKE A BOSS)

Asked Chun-Sik if he wanted to ROB ACAU'S HOUSE

MADE KISSING NOISES WHEN FOOLISH AND ROIER HUGGED???

And MORE

Holy shit he really does fit right in

EDIT:

I forgot about how much Jungryeok is attached to Chun-Sik already KKKKKK

Like, mans is already filing a divorce for the kid's custody on day one (apparently he can already tell when the admin switches??? No mames)

Really the True QSMP Experience™️ <3

#the only thing missing is maybe the sex talk and kissing gay men on the first day #but that might be a little too much kkkkkkkk #qsmp #qsmp korea #qsmp culture #qsmp jungryeok #qsmp acau #qsmp ago #global qsmp #i love this guy <3

[demonboyhalo]

and ik discovering the fanfic sex pollen effect of the sephora spider sex cream must've been traumatizing but this is much funnier than the lemonade that just kills you

#spider man fanfics about to go hard #it's just such a funny rabbit hole #go to the Sephora Reddit and you can find the posts all about it yourself you can't miss em #it's one of the sol de janieo ones btw #so if you live in an area with wolf spiders and you use the purple one please tell us your experiences #sephora spider sex cream #Submit yourselves‚ then‚ to God. Resist the devil‚ and he will flee from queue. Hashtag girlboss #panera lemonade #Sephora #spiders mention #spiders georg #srsly tho as someone with hyperthyroidism and likes lemonade I was Shaken when I heard abt Panera's charged lemonade

[chekhovs-tantrum]

All of the kisses in the Locked Tomb series thus far, organized chronologically and described accurately

Inspired by @wifegideonnav's post on Tamsyn torturing us:

Suicidal ten-year-old makes out with corpse; gets possessed

^Same kid gets eyebrow kissy and baptism from hometown butch who she's definitely killed a few times

^Same kid sticks vomit-covered tongue into throat of vicious socialite immediately after lobotomy to forget dead girlfriend

Honorable mention because it happens offscreen: Dead Girlfriend's Mom (haunting same kid) (different haunting) vent-reminisces in memories about her unholy thruple-with-two-bodies

Socialite delivers averted cheek kiss with a womp womp womp

Sloppy bisexual thruple (different thruple) fuck God after lemon queen's ex-husband takes her cannibalized nun-wife's name in vain 

Dead planet baby feeling herself; kisses own reflection

DILF distributes daddy forehead smoochies

Dead planet baby perfectly mimics dead bestie's knuckle kiss to codependent bodysharing cousin

Honorable mention because there's plausible deniability: "horrifying noises" made by twins upon reunion 

Dead Girlfriend sees girl who owned/tortured her for years, stares longingly; dead planet baby rolls with it 

DILF gives real kisses to members of thruple (different thruple-in-two-bodies) before besties mutually explode in death-by-codependency

Dead planet back in second body. Bite. 

#this doesn't even count the armbone sex #also I might be missing some bc I can't control-F “kiss” in my paper copies of HtN and GtN; feel free to fill me in #after Alecto I want someone to run data #percent of kisses that are on the lips vs on forehead/hand/cheek #percent of kisses between threesomes vs twosomes #percent of kisses where at least one party is dead #tlt shitposting #locked tomb spoilers #tlt meta #harrow the ninth spoilers #nona the ninth spoilers

[feodor-dostoevsky]

What other men have you thought about? I thought about you. Have you thought about me? Yes.

SEX, LIES AND VIDEOTAPE (1989) dir. Steven Soderbergh

#filmedit #sex lies and videotape #steven soderbergh #andie macdowell #james spader #fyeahmovies #userbbelcher #useroptional #cinemapix #dailyflicks #myedit #steven soderbergh sometimes you miss... but sometimes you are brilliant #this movie kinda reminds me of before sunrise

[littledoggyboy]

So like. I’m not comfortable with penetration at this stage in my life (toys yes but the real thing no)

But. My friend does this thing (and by friend I mean person I have sex with and want to pursue romantically eventually)

Where they like. I am naked from the waist down but they leave their pants on and they just shove me on my knees with my ass in the air and pretend like they’re fuckinf the ever loving shit out of me and like. It shouldn’t feel good?? There’s nothing in me, there’s hardly any friction, like I shouldn’t feel anything.

But holy fuck it feels amazing. I think it’s the just. How fuckint strong they are and how HARD they’re “fucking” me holy shit I make some of the most pathetic and depraved noises I’ve ever heard myself make.

#miss them #had sex with them last night #need it again #honestly #my favorite part is just getting tossed around #don’t even need to be touched down there #just fuckinf make sure I Know that you’re stronger

[cakebatteronabrickwall]

Adam preemptively firing himself for making one mistake is so me coded

#adam groff you'll be dearly missed #sex education #sex education season 4

[batslime]

copia ending a ritual: thanjk you. For coming tonight. I know living is agaony. We all try sk hard just t odie another day. Seeing you all makes it worth it. We must remmeber that there will always be cruelty in life so we must odfer kinfness to eachoteh wje ever we can. i may nto always be heer to remid s ypu. Im sorey. I lpove yuo all………..

terzo ending a ritual: YOU ALL HAVE TO FUCK EACH O T H E E E E E E E E E R

#bring this back for the love of god #not trying to deny tobe his tender moments but i do miss this #shitghosting #ghost band #bring back terzo to give me a sex talk rn i need to be toe flirted

[hcneyblushn]

will never shut up about my love of forced eye contact during sex idc idc idc

#m <3 #wlw #wlw concepts #wlw yearning #lesbian nsft #lesbian sex #sapphic nsft #wlw ns/fw #wlw nsft #wlw smut #lesbian #men and minors dni #my post #i miss queue

[uter-us]

this sunday, it was dissapointing to see how easy it was for the boys to run around and get their energy out outside, but for the little toddler girls in impractical frilly puffy dresses and impractical shoes, it's an obstacle for their play.

the girls', clothes are made to be seen in as opposed to being made to be worn, unlike the boys which are still nice for easter but they dont have to trip over the edge of a skirt or dress, or have their shoes fall off or pinch their toes when running, they can move and play freely.

it's a problem too cuz when toddlers don't get that energy out, they get irritable and pitch fits, so then the boys look like easy kids, and the girls difficult. let the girls run around!

female subjugation starts from birth. these girls are praised for being beautiful in their dresses, while also learning they cannot play in them. this correlation will not be lost on them especially as they grow up. "If i want positive attention from the important people in my life (like my congregation), this is what i do." the whole "beauty is pain" narrative, while not incorrect, is often viewed as normal and a justified fact of life, like "beauty IS pain and thats just how it is! oh the things us women go through to look pretty haha!". stop teaching girls that their beauty is WORTH pain, because it's not! they should never sacrifice to look attractive.

if half the congression can dress both formal and practical, so can the other half. don't handcuff little girls to femininity at the cost of their happiness and energy and play.

#I wore a pair of jeans and my little brother's old polo shirt that no longer fits him-- essentially what every #man was wearing. it was nice for Easter and it wasn't uncomfortable and it was practical. #although not the root of my atheism #the subjugation of women in the church does not make me miss christianity. I'm resentful of this institution hurting girls and women #radfem #radical feminist safe #radblr #sex based oppression #not j a reblog tag #male socialization

[cheebuss]

Miss SAULing?!?!? 🤯🤯🤯

some Miss Pauling doodles w/ some BCS/BrBa screenshots I remembered because they're both really silly

#cheez rambles #my art #fanart #shitpost #fandom character #miss pauling #tf2 sniper #tf2 spy #tf2 engineer #// she's giving the cactus to scout btw if you care #// sorry to all my bcs mutuals who i have now reminded of the sex toilet #// and to everyone else because the sex toilet is weird with or without context

[pezberrywhoreee]

thoughts about these, chat?

#renee rapp #reneé rapp #the sex lives of college girls #leighton murray #tslocg #slocg #tslocg 1x5 #pezberrywhoreee #imagine that shes not having sex with a man ok #all of those are in real time btw #miss girl is quick lmaoooo #pleasee leighttttt #shes on a strap btw

[narutodivorcearcreal]

was rereading fight club and yeah yeah gun phallus metaphor but you don't even need to do a 10 step psychosexual analysis to come to this conclusion. the book just says it.

#like it was obvious from the start #but this is just too much. tyler is doing my job for me #how am i meant to feel smart about seeing the gay sex subtext in fight club if its not even subtext. its just text #all jokes obviously but i cannot believe i missed this the first few times #fight club #tyler durden #narrator fight club #soapshipping

[merakiui]

Mera have you ever wonder…

Doctor Azul…

Doctor Jade….

Doctor……… Floyd….

i’m on my knees for you to give me crumbs of yandere doctors of the octa trio cus it’s been HAUNTING MY MIND SO BADDD🛐🛐🛐

- 🦐 anon

MY DEAREST 🦐, YOUR BRAIN IS MARVELOUS!!!!!! We've discussed ob-gyn Azul on the blog before, but I don't think I've talked much about pediatrician Floyd!!! :D

Dr. Floyd Leech who has essentially watched your child grow up. He was there when they were a newborn in need of their first shots and whatnot, and he's still here now that they're a toddler. He happily anticipates your visits because he just loves getting to see his beloved Shrimpy. Everyone thinks Dr. Leech is wonderful. He's great with the kids, his coworkers appreciate how hardworking he is (when he's in the mood, that is), and parents have voiced their praise for him. You think he's a great doctor, always so friendly and sweet. He always knows just what to say whenever your child is worried about getting shots.

Sometimes Floyd peeks at the records they have on file just to learn your address or phone number. If you conveniently run into your child's pediatrician at your local grocery store, don't think about it too deeply. It's just a happy coincidence.

Doctor Jade.......... hmmmmmm. Surgeon Jade Leech who becomes infatuated with you after you come in and meet with him in anticipation of a major surgery you're scheduled to have. He's just so polite and intelligent, so you never think anything's amiss. But the truth is that Jade can't wait to open you up and look inside you. He thinks it's so romantic. After all, if he intends to get to know you, he ought to start from the inside. :)

#twisted chit chat #🦐 anon #loosely related but sex therapist octavinelle....... #how sad that your partner can't seem to please you :( #allow him to show you what you're missing out on in a very hands-on way (soft non-con + abuse of power = very yum)