#mom was 27

[risibledeer]

so you know that feeling when your parents go through your procreate randomly so you don't have time to hide any questionable stuff and its full of fanart of these minecraft youtubers and animes and particularly this one guy who your account is practically a fanpage for, and they look at you weirdly because they have seen a lotta artwork which totally makes sense with context of the videos but seems completely out of left field without it, for example why is there a fish guy holding a book, what is all this blood for, why is there a giant fish lady next to a small ugly guy which you have captioned fish frickers, snails??? plus purple haired guy eating - what is that? what's a coffee jelly? and is that a blond guy in a maid dress? what is the dog-guy doing eating icecream with a blond guy? also why are there references to neck kisses? and also should i be worried about the concerning amount of times you've drawn this one guy in this one single piece of fanart (27 times btw lol) and wow your art is actually kinda good and i didn't know cause the last time you showed me your art was of your underdeveloped oc and bnha which was a year and a half ago. plus if that wasn't weird enough you've got artwork you uploaded to your tumblr signed with your username which you have not told your parents about so now you're worried they're gonna search up your tumblr and maybe see more of the said fanart and even worse your captions but also what have they seen already because i didn't turn of the layers on all my sketches so there's some wild shit on there and also cuss words (yes ik frickers is not exactly the worst cuss word out there, but it is in this economy) and your mom saw you doing your homework on your computer and was like oh are you fanboying again which like wth where did that come from but also mom i've seen some questionable shit on your phone and your dad who isn't exactly familiar with gayish stuff because we're from a pretty conservative country is like oh yeah homophobia bad all of a sudden in the middle of a random conversation about genetics of all things and geezus did i just solve homophobia and also apparently fishphobia in my family with fanart of anime people kissing and minecraft?

*deep breath* yeah....i dunno that feeling either........

draw fanart of anime and minecraft and change the world everybody, one maid dress and fish-person at a time. i love my parents lol

ps i might delete this soon lol

#smallishbeans #is the guy i drew 27 times in one fanart lol #grian #the mending guy #ldshadowlady #is the giant fish lady #saiki k #is the coffee jelly #JIMMY CANONICALLY WEARS A MAID DRESS IN SOS #i promise im not drawing random people in maid dresses #l've inadvertently achieved world peace guys #to be clear i do show my art to my family #but i do like the charcoal fineartsy stuff so its more of that i show than my fanart #so like they know i like to draw and are supportive but they just didn't know i was a fandom-type gal #but hey my dad and mom are too for like different things so idk what i was worried about i love them lol #empires smp #life smp #trafficblr #martyn inthelittlewood #rendog #joel smallishbeans #jimmy solidarity #fanart #hermitcraft #hermitblr #mc sos #minecraft sos

[ballcrusher74]

yall ever just drawing and then half way through you come out of autopilot mode and realize what you're doing

#coughing really loud #this is mainly when im drawing smth just a lil gay. just a lil #this is made worse cus i will be spaced tf out drawing something and then my mom walks in and i snap so badly out of it #and my door is RIGHT behind me. and i have a 27 inch monitor. im playing fnaf irl i dont want my mom to see my shit its embarrassing #“hey sweetie do you want chicken rings” and then there's men kissing on my screen

[teaboot]

My mom and I don't talk much but the other day she asked when she was gonna get to read my writing and I said "probably never" and she asked why and I said "because it's mostly fan fiction and I don't want you to find the shit I wrote in middle school" and she went "huh" and I said "what" and she said "oh I just think it's cool that we're so similar" and I go WHAT and she said "Oh I used to read star wars fan fiction all the time" and I went WHAT MOM WHAT WHY DID YOU STOP and she said "Well I had a baby"

GUYS?!???!?!

#She liked Han solo and Leia fan fiction #Leia was her favourite #What the fuck I'm 27 #What the fuck #I love my fucking mom but what the fuck

[fancyfade]

I honestly do think sometimes 2009 era damian just says shit to see how dick will react and every time dick takes it super seriously damians like smh.. failed again

#dc comics #dickbats #dick grayson #damian wayne #robin #batman and robin #batman annual 27 damian (published after we've seen him care about people who get hurt): why is this a case for Batman and robin? why can't #gcpd handle it? dick: oh so you think you're better than everyone else and a simple murder isn't worth your time? smh Bruce is ur dad but ur #mom is talia daughter of ras

[takaraphoenix]

It is so funny to me that ever since the bad retcon movie spoiler news have been spreading, my notifications have been EXPLODING with people digging up like every single KainShin post I ever made or reblogged; to like or reblog, not to clown on.

A few years back, I had to see like 75% of shippers leave my ship in my biggest fandom because one of them got a canon love interest and that discouraged them from shipping the non canon ship. Just like that.

Meanwhile, here the author really very badly retcons the ship into being related and all reactions I have seen so far are either FUCK CANON or THIS ONLY MAKES IT HOTTER.

Genuinely can not express how much I love you guys.

Like, yeah there are certainly people who will abandon the ship, and I'm deeply sorry that Gosho made it so you can no longer enjoy this ship and I do respect the choice; bad canon writing decisions have made me turn my back on ships in the past too.

But I haven't sailed this non-canon-and-never-will-be-canon ship for 20 years to have canon get in the way now.

I just FULLY do not care about this late ass, bad retcon. Doesn't exist to me, the same way Kaito and Shinichi's heterosexuality and Shin/Ran doesn't exist to me.

Fandom exists to have fun with the characters and the world, to play around and cherry pick what you like about canon and only keep the bits that spark joy. That is how I have treated fandom for over twenty years now and that is how I will continue treating fandom.

#DCMK #Detective Conan #Movie 27 Spoilers #Detective Conan Spoilers #KaiShin #felt like reassing my readers/followers on my stance here #but also GOOD GODS we are 27 movies into this franchise #ON TOP of the way over 1000 chapters/episodes and he only does this NOW #HOW could I POSSIBLY take this seriously #between this and Aoko's mom it feels like Gosho is being held hostage #and is trying to let us know via awful late retcons that make no sense #hoping someone will notice and come and free him

[aingeal98]

Daisy: You know after having spent 25 years alone and unloved I really thought searching for my birth parents would be the only way I could find a family but you know what this team is kind of-

Daisy: OK so at least one of my team is a traitor and my birth parents are alive they're just evil monsters. Cool cool cool I am once again not feeling very safe and secure

Daisy: Oh actually wait my bio parents love me? They want me? I can make a home here mayb-

Daisy: Oh never mind my mom just tried to murder me. And my dad is still a monster but he's agreed to have his memory wiped. At least he's still breathing I guess?

Daisy: Good news is I still have my found family parents so at least-

Daisy: Aaaaand found family dad is dead. You know what this is fine as long as I just have-

Daisy:

Daisy: Universe. Universe listen to me very closely. You bring back my found family mom right fucking now. If I have all four of my parents die on me I will destroy this world just like you all said I would

Daisy: OK good. We found a nice compromise. I get to keep one parent and don't have to watch four of them die. Oh hey it's my bio mom from another timeline where she didn't get tortured into insanity and could actually love-

Daisy: Are you fucking KIDDING me.

#aos #aos spoilers #aos rambles #daisy johnson #thinking about the universe's favourite chewtoy of tragedy tonight #The narrative said losing your parents twice isn't enough we're going to have all four of them die at least once. #Your bio mom dies twice as compensation for keeping may and robot coulson #No but for real if I was her I would be convinced fate had it out for me. I would fist fight it in a parking lot #and not just for the parents deaths for the little things #the first time a parental figure tries to tell her she loves her Daisy is 27. Her mom gets knocked out before she can actually say it #it takes two more years for her to get that first i love you from coulson #the amount of tragedy and grief this one character has survived is so crazy I want to sit in on just one therapy session #just to see how deeply out of his depth the therapist is #marvel

[quirkle2]

hate the colors in this piece but im forcing myself to post it <3

#qkdraws #ruined perfectly good lineart with my intense lack of skill !!!! check that off the bucket list [there are 27 marks on it already] #anyway uh . sorry VYEIAGVI i tried. i hope at least somebody likes it tho #mob psycho 100 #mp100 #shigeo kageyama #mob #dimple #mp100 dimple #my mom called his shoes ''funkadelic'' so . what with that what u will

[eugeniedanglars]

if you ever feel like you’re bad at your job just remember that joe jonas’ own pr team managed to turn the internet’s view of him from completely neutral to public enemy number one in the span of 48 hours

#turns out badmouthing the mother of your children in the press on a daily basis doesn’t make people like you! whoda thunk! #especially when the things you’re badmouthing her for are *checks notes* #1. booking one (1) role after being a stay-at-home wife and mom for 4 years #and leaving you with the arduous task of… being a father to your children while she’s at work #2. allegedly wanting to party (even though both of you have said in the past that she’s an introverted homebody) #(but even if she wasn’t partying is not a crime especially when sophie turner is 27 and has spent most of her 20s at home) #3. saying something on a ring camera #i don’t normally care about celebrity drama but i’m captivated by how every new article meant to make joe jonas look good #ends up just making people hate him more

[dani-r]

I had a moment of remembrance of my crazy childhood (all lives and childhoods are crazy, of course, but, please, let it be known that I had a really crazy one). This little story is about my first and last attempt at stardom as a child actor on screen. It has some exciting twists! Bear with me, is long-ish, but is one of my favourite “weird dani anecdotes” to tell at parties. Here, for you all, with 5 minute drawings!

My brother’s father (not the same father, but the same mom) had lots of friends from the independent film scene here and one of them needed children of four or five years old for a short film he was directing. So mom, seeing already a histrionic and bombastic nature in her eldest child, saw it as an opportunity to cultivate that inclination.

So she took me to the studio where they were going to film the scene, it was in San Telmo, one of the oldest neighbourhoods of Buenos Aires. I remember it so clearly: looking around, fascinated by the old colonial buildings and asking about the narrow, so narrow streets, and mom telling me that this place was old, hundreds of years old, so the streets are narrow and short, so different from our block. Love at first sight. To this day my favourite place in the city.

We arrive and my next memory is seeing a group of children with their parents. I remember looking at each other with the caution and distrust a priori that you got when you are five and meet another unknown five year olds. The adults there (now I know that they were the production team) gave us kindergarten uniforms. I was… in awe, it was a private school uniform! Like, the green plane colour ones with a big blue pocket. I was, for some hours, a private school kid. I was looking and touching the uniform completely transfixed on that. In hindsight, seeing how private schools are here, I am so, so glad I had public education from 4 to my 30s —we have great free public schools and universities— but at the time, to me it was a sign of a kid “living large”.

They put us all in a room and I don’t have so much of a memory of that except for three things: I was fascinated by the amount of wires and machines in front of me, the fact that a kind-looking woman with glasses was behind the biggest machine (it was a camera) and that mom was not there (we knew, after, that they took all the parents outside the room with the excuse that we could get distracted during the shoot, which, fair. But we will know in the next scene of this story the exact motive, stay tuned, this gets fun).

They put me at the side of a big woman with a trenchcoat and a blond perm that told me to “be calm and look like this:” and made an expression of worry, with her hands together in front of her. I, of course, saw that and put my hands together exactly like hers, and nothing more. In five year old Dani’s defence, I saw the hands! And she told me to look like her! Technically, I was right. So I stayed like that and nobody noticed the duplication of poses.

And then. Silence. I remember the silence. And then, shouts, so many shouts, a big guy, with a leather jacket, comes fast, shouting at us so much and shaking a gun (I was aware, via television and some neighbours, of dangerous dudes with guns). I was confused, and everything was so fast. 

Suddenly that same shouting guy grabs me by the shoulder, manhandles me and I feel the gun on my temple. I remember, crystal clear, to be… confused. Just, utterly confused. Because in front of me were the big cameras, and the people there were exactly the same as before, the same expressions and attitudes, like nothing was happening out of the ordinary. So it felt weird, none of them reacting like the ones behind me. So I just... stood there, in the hands of the noisy guy, with a gun on my head. 

Next thing I remember is my mom being furious. And telling me that what they did was an awful, unethical thing to do and that they were “unas basuras, tremendos hijos de remil puta” [garbage people, fucking sons of bitches]. That they did that to extract an expression of fear out of me, instead of telling me to act. She let them have it, I can tell you.

She never spoke again with the guy, but I asked her for a long time about that “movie I was at” that she got a copy years later and I was able to see it, finaly, when I was ten. It was crazy seeing myself in a moving image (I mean, the next time in my life that I get filmed at will be at 14, filming was expensive before smartphones and nobody in my family owned a home camera or such). I saw myself as a super small child, in a 2 minute scene inside a very pretentious and shitty short film, being used as a hostage. And let me tell you: It was hilarious, priceless, absolutely incredible. Because the scene is ruined by my expression. There is a close up of my face and the gun, and I am… kind of smiling, a confused and completely out of place smile. I am so bemused by all that there is no fear, only confusion. I am smiling with a fucking gun on my temple. A bewildered five year old being manhandled and threatened on camera making a face of "huh?". I ruined everything for them. They had one shot of that, they had to use it. 

The lesson of the story: If you ever film with kids, they are not stupid, but you may be (if you do things like this). Just explain to them about acting, about pretending. Practise if you want a less “play pretend” act and more of a subtle thing. Don’t obscure your intentions, not only because is a shitty thing to do —and this dude was lucky that I was already a weird child, for a less weird child this could have been a traumatic experience— but also because the scene is going to be absolutely fucking ruined and it will be funny as hell. 

Today mom is bringing what we think is the actual vhs with the short film. I am getting next week the equipment to be able to see if she’s right. I wish so hard for it to be that shitty short film, because I will have finally the greatest treasure I desire since there is web 2.0: the best profile picture ever, forever.

#dani's weird life stories #please please let it be that vhs copy please #i want it for a cv picture i want it for a t-shirt i need it #life shenanigans #mom is still angry over that. it was 27 years ago #long post #children in peril #but no actually #stupid cinema dudes and a confused child

[stuckinapril]

marriage age??? thats a child bride

you think so?? I feel like it’s so normal to start getting married at 25 and up in the states

#my mom married at 27 I think and had me at 28 #What age do you guys think marriage age is I’m so curious #For me I think ppl at least start getting engaged at 25 #It’s not the route I want for myself I’m just under the impression that’s what’s standard #ask

[crimeronan]

last night's "wow that symbolism is a little heavy-handed isn't it" dream was that i was mauled by a pack of dogs (because their homophobic owners sicced them on me) and then instead of THAT being the bad part of the dream, the Actual Bad Part was that i needed to go get a rabies shot, obviously, and i kept telling everybody that i needed to go get a rabies shot, and i didn't have a car, so i was begging my mom to take me to get a rabies shot, and she was like, no, you're in high school, and you're obviously just trying to cut class again, you don't need a rabies shot and you never have you're a faking liar who lies. while i was openly bleeding from like a dozen dog bites.

#my mom wouldnt even DO THIS. she LET ME DROP OUTTTT #ALSO I AM 27 YEARS OLD. BTW. #dreams #kitkat has neuroses about autonomy and doctors and homophobia and medical neglect CONFIRMED #we didnt know this at all. it's a surprise to everyone

[aquato-sideshow]

the biggest problem i have with the psychonauts timeline is that you can not tell me this man is like 27

#LIKE #HE HAS 5 KIDS #2 OF HIS 5 KIDS ARE TEENAGERS #bc if we hinge on the belief psychonauts takes place in the 1980’s. And the deluge happened #‘’20 years ago’’… ok so augustus was a child then bc he doesn’t remember anything weird happening with his mom being replaced #and the astralathe wasnt used on him #ergo he had to be between the ages of like baby to 7 years old… at the most generous… to not remember that #so going off that timeline the absolute oldest augustus can currently be is like… 27???? #i refuse he’s literally in his late 30’s early 40’s. #psychonauts takes place in the 2000’s in my heart bc the psychic 6 could not have existed any other decade but the 60’s here #40ish years. that is reasonable. that is a reasonable amoint of time to have the deluge forgotten #ir atleast greatly diminished #rhe ONLY thing that doesnt work in its favor is gristol #BUT!!! He could just be a young looking guy #bc it still makes more sense than the deluge being 20 years ago

[spearxwind]

feeling solidarity these holidays with everyone not allowed to talk about their partner with the family

#for some reason i too am not allowed to bring him up when my dad is present because he gets really uncomfortable about it #and my mom has to come tell me off about it in private bc he wont say the problem directly to me #thunderclap #i understand the problem but what the hell man im almost 27 years old #its extra annoying cause ive been to his house a lot already and i know his parents and have a good relationship with them #but my parents absolutely REFUSE to let him come here because again itd make my dad uncomfortable to have us (checks notes) #living in the same space?? #my GRANDPARENTS have seen my partner more than my parents have #i just think its annoying as hellll holy shit all i did was bring up miguel sleeptalking and say hes woken me up once or twice saying stuff #and my mom told me off on it after like 'dont bring up you being in bed with your guy in front of your dad' HUH!!!!!!!!!!!!! #HUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO INFER THAT AS THE MEANING TO WHAT I SAID... I WAS JUST TELLING A FUNNY ANECDOTE #THAT HAD 100% TO DO WITH THE CONVO WE WERE HAVING (SLEEPWALKING) #ARRGHGGHGHGHGH THIS IS JUST LIKE COSMIC ONLINE REACHING BUT IRL

[rg11]

Can we see more of Jadekat and their 612 babies...do they have any names besides Jadekat jr jr jr

i dont think theyre that creative to come up with any other names for their kids

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#jadekat #argt #though one of the kids name is tibet (as in the rose) #the joke is that one is the one that looks the most like karkat and white roses represent the cancer zodiac... and jade likes gardening.... #boom. Genius #i made that up on the spot. not the fact (IT IS TRUE!!!) .. the fanchild #ok if im being honest IM not creative enough to come up with any other names #their 612 ... 613.. kids are very hard to handle and karkat is usually the one dealing with them #imagine being a casual citizen on earth c and you see a troll with more than 612.. 613 kids just being dragged across-> #->with those small leashes parents put on their kids to keep them in place. but like it doesnt work for karkat in this situation because-> #its more than 100 kids. hes going to be flug across the street if those kids all got interested in one thing at the same time #jade and karkat arent the “girlboss and malewife” dynamic no its the girl who has baby fever and the male who is like a-> #overworked cigarette mom #but he wouldnt smoke #they have kids... if he was smoking jade would kill him for that ..... #ok but back on the names like the first 2 ones were given original names and by kid 27 they started the 'jadekat jr' shit #“why didnt they stop by kid ..5..” baby fever

[opens-up-4-nobody]

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#sorry im thinking abt death again #because it's weird to think that ive been in the room. maybe a meter away from someone as they died #that someone being my mom. its just weird. the time in the hospital feels like it happened in some dark little pocket universe detached from #time. a calm room and then the soft blips of a monitor then the nurse rushing in to say she'd passed #i dont kno y ppl use that phrase: passed on. i mean i do. it softens the topic. makes it sound peaceful. ive yet to use it. i just say she #died bc thats what happened. is that insensitive? i dunno. when i was home i realized that i come off as much stranger than i think. the way #my family see me doesnt fit how i see myself. i dont kno what to do with that. i dunno. theyre all together today #for an early easter. and im halfway across the country again. nose so stuffy ive had to mouth breathe for the last 3 days #and again. everything feels the same as it did before but also profoundly different. sometimes i cry in the mornings. or when i think abt #future vacations she wont be there for. bc in the end she quickly slipped away in a way that couldn't be described as peaceful until her #last half a day. and all i can think about in that tiny room is how scary it would be to lose control like that #and how its not fair and she didnt deserve to die only halfway through a lifetime. but its not about fair and its not about deserving. #sometimes bad things just happen. that's life. and now i own a book called motherless daughters. and now im standing with the countless #others who've lost their moms too early. ive already become aware of 3 ppl in my daily life who are in the same club #i keep thinking about this moment that happened between my parents at the hospital. apparently my dad was helping her get cleaned up and her #stomach was so bloated she looked like she had a bby in there. which my dad said. and my mom apparently said: but it's a baby no one want. i #dont kno y that upsets me so much. all the things i heard abt her being in the hospital before i got there upset me. and the rest of my #family was there to see it. so i have the least traumatic version of the story. and i got almost 27 years with her. except my sisters #probably got more time with her bc i spent so much time away. or maybe not. i dunno. #i dunno. im just sad that shes gone and sad that it was drawn out even a little bit. 6 days isnt long but im sure it felt like an eternity. #again not fair. nothings fair. 53 years of unfairness culminating in a tragedy. she would hate me characterizing it like that. she lived a #full life as they say. full with an asterisk on account of length #unrelated

[bunny-extract]

Wondering if König enlisted so young as an ultimatum. Like, he was getting into so many fights, dodging assault charges and school that military service was the only thing to keep him out of jail or off the streets.

#könig #I bet his mom was scared for him :-(((! #he was 17 #which in my hc makes him rlly young like 24-27 during canon #cries in please be careful he’s my baby boy #okay I just did an iota of research but apparently Austria mandates a 6-9 months of military #service so……..maybe it’s not that deep but in my hc !! it is