#is the giant fish lady

[risibledeer]

so you know that feeling when your parents go through your procreate randomly so you don't have time to hide any questionable stuff and its full of fanart of these minecraft youtubers and animes and particularly this one guy who your account is practically a fanpage for, and they look at you weirdly because they have seen a lotta artwork which totally makes sense with context of the videos but seems completely out of left field without it, for example why is there a fish guy holding a book, what is all this blood for, why is there a giant fish lady next to a small ugly guy which you have captioned fish frickers, snails??? plus purple haired guy eating - what is that? what's a coffee jelly? and is that a blond guy in a maid dress? what is the dog-guy doing eating icecream with a blond guy? also why are there references to neck kisses? and also should i be worried about the concerning amount of times you've drawn this one guy in this one single piece of fanart (27 times btw lol) and wow your art is actually kinda good and i didn't know cause the last time you showed me your art was of your underdeveloped oc and bnha which was a year and a half ago. plus if that wasn't weird enough you've got artwork you uploaded to your tumblr signed with your username which you have not told your parents about so now you're worried they're gonna search up your tumblr and maybe see more of the said fanart and even worse your captions but also what have they seen already because i didn't turn of the layers on all my sketches so there's some wild shit on there and also cuss words (yes ik frickers is not exactly the worst cuss word out there, but it is in this economy) and your mom saw you doing your homework on your computer and was like oh are you fanboying again which like wth where did that come from but also mom i've seen some questionable shit on your phone and your dad who isn't exactly familiar with gayish stuff because we're from a pretty conservative country is like oh yeah homophobia bad all of a sudden in the middle of a random conversation about genetics of all things and geezus did i just solve homophobia and also apparently fishphobia in my family with fanart of anime people kissing and minecraft?

*deep breath* yeah....i dunno that feeling either........

draw fanart of anime and minecraft and change the world everybody, one maid dress and fish-person at a time. i love my parents lol

ps i might delete this soon lol

#smallishbeans #is the guy i drew 27 times in one fanart lol #grian #the mending guy #ldshadowlady #is the giant fish lady #saiki k #is the coffee jelly #JIMMY CANONICALLY WEARS A MAID DRESS IN SOS #i promise im not drawing random people in maid dresses #l've inadvertently achieved world peace guys #to be clear i do show my art to my family #but i do like the charcoal fineartsy stuff so its more of that i show than my fanart #so like they know i like to draw and are supportive but they just didn't know i was a fandom-type gal #but hey my dad and mom are too for like different things so idk what i was worried about i love them lol #empires smp #life smp #trafficblr #martyn inthelittlewood #rendog #joel smallishbeans #jimmy solidarity #fanart #hermitcraft #hermitblr #mc sos #minecraft sos

[cthulhusstepmom]

"Simon, come in."

Ghost isn't quite sure why Price had called him to his office. He's been downright docile this past while. Between his new bond with Hugo, his deepening relationship with Soap, and a mild injury to his shoulder, he's been spending most of his time parked on base whittling away the hours before the next mission.

He takes a seat in one of the Captain's mismatched chairs. Price takes a long drag of his cigar and Ghost tilts his chin, responding in kind.

"There's no easy way to say this son..." He pauses as if he's weighing his words. "I'm glad that you and Soap are getting close. And I support it I do this isn't about that."

He'd be a hypocrite if it was, Ghost thinks, and Nikolai would be inconsolable.

"Guess It's best to just to come out and say it..." Simon tilts his head in question.

"You can't buy sex toys on the company card."

If he'd been drinking anything it would be splattered up the inside of his mask.

"Fucking what??"

"I can see the receipts son and so can the MPO." His Captain's lips are pulled back in an uncomfortable grimace.

"I don't know what the fuck you're talking about cap." He leans back in his chair, arms crossed defiantly. All that shit was on his personal card.

"I'm not judging you or your decisions Simon I just can't justify it as a business expense."

"Can I at least see the receipt? Bit unfair not to show a man what he's accused of innit?"

Solemnly, Price shuffles through a stack of papers on his desk; holding out the printed off the email notification from the military post office when he finds it.

Simon takes the page with no small incredulity, scanning it over with a careful eye.

"Fuck my Pink Princess is here? That was a bitch to get through customs."

If possible, Price's face screws up more.

"I don't want details Simon, just your word that it won't happen again."

"Price it's a Philodendron."

"I'm shocked and appalled that you think I'd know what that is."

Ignoring the complaints of his scandalized Captain, Simon reaches for the small box on the desk, producing a knife to carefully slit the tape. All the while ignoring the increasingly vocal complaints coming from the other side of the desk.

"I don't want to see it son, it's none of my business what you get up to behind closed doors just- the fuck is that?"

"A Pink Princess Philodendron." Simon mutters as he examines the carefully packaged plant.

"...Simon thats a plant."

He grunts.

"Simon that was 150 quid."

He grunts again.

"Simon you used the company card for a £150 pink plant."

"Plus shipping."

"For fucking why??"

"It matches Hugo's coloring."

...

"Get out of my office."

#hes making a giant palaudarium in his room and of course hes going to go all out #we're talking bromeliads pothos pink lady #if it can grow in a tropical environment and has pink or red he has bought it #Ghost has a conplete and utter green thimb #he cant help it he's just goated with the plants #also Price cant talk after using the company card for shrimp #Blue Velvet is just as suspicious #reptile person soap #fish person gaz #cod mw2 #ghost x soap #simon ghost riley #ghostsoap #john price

[cherryshelf]

Recovered from art block

#lizzie ldshadowlady #ldshadowlady #ldshadowlady fanart #trafficblr #empires s1 #empiresblr #esmp fanart #giant fish lady WOOOOOO #hermitblr #GAH #shadowrot #life series #i am normal #her #GAHHHHHHHHYSHSHEJS

[brainlessbaguette]

Zelda brainrot has begun! I was thinking about how comfy the Ordonian clothes looked and wanted to try my hand at giving Zelda and Midna some. Honestly criminal that we only got that outfit on Link during the tutorial and sumo scenes and never saw it again, I would've played the whole game like that.

#this started as a “visiting royales” idea but about halfway realized this could also kinda work for a role swap au #storywise Ilia being Midna doesnt really work #but I am delighted by the idea of a 7ft tall blue lady with no memories showing up at telma's with a dying fish boy #that racist castle town doctor wouldve had a whole new kinda storm coming his way #even with no memories you know midna would be all sass #going back even further the thought of those tiny bublins trying to pick up and run off with this giant woman is just so funny to me #you also know zelda and midna wouldve been living their best barbie and the diamond castle life #there just “friends” that live together and have a whole garden together and sing together #way off topic I had a lot of thoughts when doodling this #anyways ramble done #the legend of zelda #loz #zelda #twilight princess #princess zelda #loz midna #midna true form #midna #loz twilight princess #loz tp

[anebarone]

Pelo Amor De Deus Não Deixa a Sereia Cair

"Oi! Friend! Beautiful tail. Is that one for sale?"

"Absolutely not."

#sfw gt #giant tiny #traditional looking sketches #illustration #mermaid and human #sketch #folklore #grayscale #g/t community #gt #sfwgt #I miss drawing this sort of stuff #And also haven't sketched in a while so here we go #I think big dude is under a major spell but later on the lady falls for him and gets 'oh poseidon will he flee once my enchantment fades?' #he doesnt #but hey thats just me by all means feel free to make up your own story #creatures #Fish Market #Cara and Jacob #giant

[clonerightsagenda]

Need the Murderbot artists to come listen to Wolf 359. For every Hera in a miniskirt I want some eldritch AI geometry.

#the only reason I am not madder about the miniskirts is bc I assume some of it #is because her VA was wearing a dress in the liveshow #however the whole thing smacks of gender! #where are the giant dragon Heras or the schools of fish or the weird clouds #at least everyone's on the same wavelength re: blue #perpetual perpetual ladies night #wolf 359

[shrimp1y]

kicking my feet whenever I draw her like heeheehee what r u so pretty for

#go go fish #lily being sad and downtrodden bc she has no time to find a date: a single mom who works 2 jobs #she's a very sensitive lady only accepts dates who will take care of her and pamper her #after a long day of slaughtering giant fish #and wrangling 3 teenagers #two of which are kinda homicidal #she's a tall lady with a lot of whimsies. she's very sentimental. she's a nice lady #her type: women who r pretty and kind to her #sana: ur twenty eight and u've got no bitches? #lily: SSINCE WHEN DID 15YOS GET SO MEAN #lily voice: hey sana I got u this hairclip of praying mantis! you seem to really like those :) let me help you put it on #sana: yeah. they rip their mates head off :) #lily: #its funny bc when she was 15. she was scarier. #my art #krill livestream

[comicavalcade]

Submariner Summer 22

Alright all doing this #SubmarinerSummer read through part 22 with Tales to Astonish #89: The Prince And The Power!

Hulk vs. the Stranger on the cover. In part 2 of this throwback tale by Lee and Everett, our Title page shows the alien robot Attuma tells to conquer Atlantis. Imperius Rex!

The 'bot easily bursts in and starts causing destruction. Lord Vashti cautions Namor on the danger it poses; Namor heeds and orders an evacuation but is determined to stop the robot himself.

Namor orders his palace guard to be pulled back since their weapons have no effect, and tells Vashti to guard Dorma. Then he dashes into action to defend his people, their fate in his hands: "Namor now strikes for Atlantis!" He then uses his speed to avoid the robot's deadly attacks...

...but his own attack is as fruitless as the rest. So he decides to play for time, giving his people the chance to get to safety by talking to fish.

Well, sure, sharks, but that's still fish.

So the sharks delay the robot, while Attuma taunts from outside; then Dorma appears!

Clearly her presence gives Namor an idea, and he sends her for a special camera from the imperial chamber. Meanwhile, Namor continues to try and delay the robot as best he can, this time by trying to pull a Jonah on it, but the robot proves too strong for the whale

With that plan gone awry and Dorma returning, Namor switches to octopi game. First fish, then mammals, now mollusks. Namor's going all out! Still it ultimately it comes down to just him and his strength, but the robot really seems invulnerable, when suddenly...a wild dome appears!

The dome picks up the robot and takes it away; on the surface, we see that the aliens who'd dropped the robot in the first place came back to retrieve it, told of its presence there by the camera projection Namor had Dorma carry out. Namor had assumed the robot's true owners would come looking for it since it couldn't really be Attuma's.

His plan foiled, Attuma flees. Now its Namor's turn to taunt, telling him that Atlantis will never fall to him as long as Namor is there to defend it. Imperius Rex!

So our quick stand-alone two-parter ends, the status quo restored and Namor showing he can out-smart and outmaneuver as well as out fight another member of his rogues. The art is classic and has some cool use of sea creatures. But speaking of Namor's rogues, what happens when the rogue comes all the way from the Golden Age? Well, we're about to find out!

NEXT time, we'll catch up with one of Namor's Golden Age rivals, as another royal Atlantean seeks the throne! That's right, its none other than Namor's cousin and step-son of Emperor Thakorr, Byrrah of Atlantis, in Tales to Astonish #90: To Be Beaten By BYRRAH!

#submariner summer #submariner #namor the sub mariner #namor #namor the first #namor of atlantis #warlord attuma #attuma the barbarian #attuma #lord vashti #vashti #lady dorma #dorma #talk to fish #giant robot #the prince and the power #tales to astonish #marvel comics #marvel #silver age comics

[gaminegay]

I just had what feels like every stress dream ever in a single hour

#Strangers coming to my house for a party unannounced when I'm trying to sleep #Cant find my phone (this is still true) #People from work also at my house going nuts #Fish and worms have somehow grown in all my glass bottles and now I gotta find tanks for them but i cant afford that but i also dont wanna- #-kill them and they've started eating each other. The people are still at the party. Still cant find my phone #Random ladies show up demanding I answer questions that make no sense and I wanna help but idk how to respond #People from work are still losing it. It's raining and pitch black out. Still can't find my phone. My father is there. #Some guests get their hand on a device that let's you shape shift?? But you gotta jam a giant needle right into your chest #And I was down at first but then i see people whose faces shift between multiple people frozen in agony #And people whose faces just look like objects an it looks painful and a friend from work wont let me leave and is gonna stab me #And finally one person who got the shot gets like. Millions of tiny mushrooms growing out of every pore #Their entire body transforms into a fungal bed in the slowest most painful death imaginable. And this happens to everyone #And I just fucking booked it out of the house finally acrew the phone screw the rain screw work. #And at THAT point I'm like wait fuck this is a dream. If I keep going something terrible will definitely happen again #Thankfully just the adrenalin was enough to wake e up and I didnt have to dream-kill myself #I gotta write this down in more detail somewhere #Alda rambling

[dead-set-goat]

Tree bark cake, fly punch and banana with moldy biscuits… and the gang’s all here too! OH WHAT A PARTY!!!

#please noticed the isopods and the giant tardigrade heheheh #today was a great birthday. #new lady gaga song released on my bday too!! i’m so lucky!! #my art #art #cheez scribbles stuff #doodle #mantis #bugs #insects #fish #animals #tardigrade

[taxi-davis]

#Charles S Anderson Design #pink #lady riding a giant fish #giant fish #lady #fish #public domain #print #printstock #retro #vintage #reigns

[ravenekrops]

does anyone have that post compiling all of Tumblr's famous stories? i saw it some time ago but forgot to reblog it and now i'm sad

#only found God of Arepo but i want to reread the giant lady and the fish with human teeth and the woman who took the changeling with her and #and and and #you get the gist #chatter

[allxgene]

"Tea crisis resolved."

#ic ;; #wrio: met a fish lady and a giant cat along the way #//its amusing exploring the valley with wrio its his treat bc #its known for tea

[convexicalcrow]

me, nonchalantly minding my own business in my storage room: Oh a cat! Oh no, I only have two fish! Maybe I'll make a fishing rod this time and catch some fish so I can start growing my army of cats!

me several hours later: so I have a fishing hut and made an enchanted fishing rod before I even started and I have caught three saddles and two loyalty iii books and so many fish omg...

also ya boi has finished the library! :D I changed out the roof of the taller build bc it was bugging me, so now there's a sekrit third room up there I can use for sekrit things. >_>

It makes a nice covering for the iron farm as well, and there's space down there for other things. I have interiors to do in the library as well, but I will wait until I have defeated the mansion and stolen all their books first before I stick bookshelves everywhere and start putting in more librarian villagers.

Also paths. I need to do more paths! D:

Also this is very novel for a Bedrock main ngl. What is this witchcraft. >_>

Been expanding my storage and added an autosmelter. Got this design from a Mysticat vid. I also have my lava farm above that I've been expanding, and now there's a barrel at the top and a hopper chain leading to a chest below, so I can send lava buckets for smelter fuel down there without having to carry them myself lol.

This smelter room is right next to my villager breeder lol, so at least if I'm down here, if I see them sleeping, I'll know it's time for me to sleep too. XD I have a bunch of fletchers and a toolsmith down there, waiting for me to build them a better place to live. D:

#minecraft builds #java solo world #fishing huts #libraries of doom #i am still in love with the giant oaks trees #so i am leaving them there #must find my inner path lady #so i can connect all this stuff up #bc this place is getting big oml #villa hekatea

[chrollohearttags]

I am salivating at the idea of jock!reiner, who everybody is intimidated by. Not so much because he’s a bully or has a mean streak but his stature. His physique alone is enough to ward off anyone..broad shoulders, six foot four, three hundred and thirty pounds of pure muscle and incredible strength.. but for those who know him, he’s nothing more than a gentle giant. As docile as they come and the sweetest guy you’d ever meet. Some would even describe him as a bit naive or gullible at times. His kindhearted nature, some believed, would be his downfall. Even so, that doesn’t stop the guys he plays football with from watching themselves when they see you come into the room…arm latched onto his as you two navigate through the party his team was hosting that night. A get together for newly recruited first draft picks for the NFL. He was proud to be attending and with the most beautiful woman nonetheless. It was far more laid back, and a pool party nonetheless..so naturally, when you came strutting through the courtyard; white bikini and fishnets covering your decadent skin and curvy frame, a belly button ring glistening from your tummy with your stretch marks on display, curls coiled atop your head, heels strapped around your smooth legs and white toes to match, everyone’s eyes was adverted onto you. As is his. He’s always gushing over his lady and it’s easy to see why. You’re always wearing revealing outfits and dressing provocatively. Titties out, ass always showing and never covering up regardless of the conditions. He never really pays it any mind but it’s not until one day that his friends pose the question: “you don’t have a problem with your girl dressing like that?” And with the widest smirk on his face, your man simply shrugs, and replies just as calmly:

“..not at all.”

mainly because he knows that no matter how many wandering eyes watch you or how many whispers he gets about your appearance…he’s the only one with the honor of getting to strip you out of said ensembles. The only one who gets to grope you from behind with those large hands and circulate his fingers on your clit as he marks your neck with kisses. He’s the one person who can make you come twice in a matter of mere minutes. And he’s certainly the only one with the privilege of getting to glide in between your thighs, bending you over with a hand laced around your throat as your colliding bodies stand before a mirror and his cock thrashing around inside of you..your juices dripping all down his pelvis and shaft as he forces you into an orgasm because the tip of his dick is perfectly stabbing at your sensitive core. “I’m the only one that can make this pussy squirt like this, isn’t that right, baby? The only person who can make you feel this good..” fish hooking those large digits into your mouth as he tugs you back with those plump ass cheeks clapping against him. “Yes daddy, this is your pussy..”

no need to be insecure over what’s rightfully yours <3

#cherry’s works ✦⭒ #aot x black reader #black fem reader #reiner braun #reiner braun smut #aot smut #snk smut #reiner braun x black reader #reiner braun headcanons #jock!reiner #me and this man going together so bad #it’s insane #black reader #aot au #aot modern au #reiner x black reader #chubby black reader #plus size reader #black!fem!reader #black!reader #aot fanfiction #aot #reiner headcanons #reiner x reader #aot reiner #black reader smut #reiner smut #attack on titan reiner #snk au #snk imagine

[rainbowgothdisaster]

i hate that freaklet is part of my vocab bcuz i will be like 'im a little freaklet' as a joke and then describe how i believe freak is a slur citing freak shows and their use of disabled ppl and intersex ppl and POC (usually against their will) as """"attractions""""

im relaxed enough to not try to be perfect all the time but tense enough to know what i should and shouldnt say

#freak shows still exist but theyre fake things i think? #correct me if i'm wrong #but when the fair visits its all 'snake woman' 'fish woman' 'one foot tall woman' 'sleeping woman' #its never 'woman with a beard' or 'giant/tiny man' or literally just an middle eastern woman anymore from what ive personally seen #again correct me if im wrong #still have absolutely RANCID vibes tho. #young me was pulled into those tents by my dad and was like 'ooooh... yeah........ can we leave now?' #sleeping woman is always the weirdest one #like thats not a costume or anamatronic #thats a lady in a snow white type coffin playing sleeping beauty #thats just a woman #btw freak shows have lots of women???? just realized that?????