#and my mom has to come tell me off about it in private bc he wont say the problem directly to me

[spearxwind]

feeling solidarity these holidays with everyone not allowed to talk about their partner with the family

#for some reason i too am not allowed to bring him up when my dad is present because he gets really uncomfortable about it #and my mom has to come tell me off about it in private bc he wont say the problem directly to me #thunderclap #i understand the problem but what the hell man im almost 27 years old #its extra annoying cause ive been to his house a lot already and i know his parents and have a good relationship with them #but my parents absolutely REFUSE to let him come here because again itd make my dad uncomfortable to have us (checks notes) #living in the same space?? #my GRANDPARENTS have seen my partner more than my parents have #i just think its annoying as hellll holy shit all i did was bring up miguel sleeptalking and say hes woken me up once or twice saying stuff #and my mom told me off on it after like 'dont bring up you being in bed with your guy in front of your dad' HUH!!!!!!!!!!!!! #HUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO INFER THAT AS THE MEANING TO WHAT I SAID... I WAS JUST TELLING A FUNNY ANECDOTE #THAT HAD 100% TO DO WITH THE CONVO WE WERE HAVING (SLEEPWALKING) #ARRGHGGHGHGHGH THIS IS JUST LIKE COSMIC ONLINE REACHING BUT IRL

[tending-the-hearth]

so bc they're on my brain and the amount of people acting like clarisse should be hated on the same level as luke is making me go feral so hcs about one of my favorite girls and her annoying brother percy <3

she and percy's names in each other's phones are "rissy" and "prissy" and they absolutely refuse to tell that to anyone

the only time people find out about the nicknames is post-blood of olympus when the head counselors meet with the camp jupiter senate and they go off in private and percy just grins at clarisse and says "hey rissy" and it's one of the only times anyone ever sees her truly cry and they have a teary reunion where they're definitely hugging each other way too tight

clarisse definitely gets closer with sally and paul when percy disappears. she visits more, and even spends the weekends there if she's having a bad time. she also bonds more with annabeth during that time too

post-chariot quest percy and clarisse check in on each other a little more. for them, it's in the form of sparring, so people think they're back to their rivalry, but they're really just having the time of their lives, laughing and grinning at each other

they have a heart-to-heart in the time between battle of the labyrinth and last olympian, where clarisse genuinely apologizes to percy, and they have a talk about everything percy's ever overheard, everything that happened with chris, with ares, with gabe, end it's very very healing for both of them

honestly that's the point where they start to see each other as siblings. percy brings clarisse back to the apartment, and sally and paul immediately just fall in love with her and are ready to adopt her then and there

clarisse and grover are the next ones that sally and paul reveal the pregnancy to, and clarisse tries so hard not to freak out until sally talks about how happy she is that estelle will have two wonderful big sisters to look up to.

GOD when percy first disappears, and clarisse wakes up to the sound of annabeth screaming for her boyfriend. it's the first time since silena's death that she's felt utter and horrifying fear in her heart

clarisse is one of the main campers to go out looking for percy, to the point where she's barely at camp

they send each other the stupidest photos, like i mean the absolute ugliest photos in the entire world, and each of them has a separate folder in their camera roll for it

there's a point during heroes of olympus where clarisse starts calling sally and paul mom and dad, and when percy comes back and it happens in front of him he just gets the biggest, stupidest smile on his face before clarisse punches his arm and shoves him off his chair

clarisse and percy have weekly dinners at sally and paul's <3333 where it's just the four of them + estelle once she's born

percy, texting clarisse after living in nr for a while: "hey i'm visiting mom for the weekend do you want to get lunch"

clarisse: "i hope your bus crashes and you die in a fireball"

also clarisse: "noon @ mcdonalds tomorrow if you're late i'll have a panic attack"

annabeth and chris see their text conversations and half of it is the two of them threatening to kill the other and use every piece of blackmail they have on each other and the other half is the deepest, most emotional conversations they've ever seen

literally no one understands their friendship, the rest of the seven asks annabeth about it one evening after seeing clarisse clothesline percy and steal his food before he sits down beside her and they engage in a quiet, obviously personal coversation that ends in a tight hug and annabeth just shrugs

#i love them and their weird siblingship that no one understands #obvi don't tag as ship #clarisse la rue #percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackson

[ohgriftwearereallyinitnow]

Listen ok Eliot is protective like whoa and that doesn’t just mean in the dangerous way; he’s mom friend, he’s the older sister you never had, he’s your actual mom, the “have you eaten today?” friend. All that being said, he routinely takes down private security teams, in his head, on his day off. Once he said he only sleeps 90 minutes a night and I’m not so sure he was lying - it’s half probably unnecessary hypervigilance and something he picked up when he needed to keep watch for two weeks straight with a team of three and four months of constant attack.

Alec Hardison is thirsty for someone to be close to. He had a great homelife (relatively) and he knows what it’s supposed to be like but he’s actually a classic computer nerd and has never been with someone past his fantasies of what romance should be like. Which brings me to my next point which is he’s a classic romantic. I think Hardison had a real job at some point, like he was a tech guy or he worked at a cybersecurity company or he hacked like garcia. Anyway he knows basic stuff. He’s the emotional one of the bunch, the one who experiences emotion like a typical person Like Eliot, can sense when someone isn’t telling the truth or isn’t being true to himself through high level CIA training but lacks the emotional intelligence to deal with it gracefully. Which is where Hardison comes in

Then there’s Parker. She keeps everyone at arm’s distance, to the point where it’s actually shocking if she touches you. She takes extreme risks because she’s incredibly impulsive. She doesn’t lie, doesn’t even know how or why she would because she always has an escape route. She hates hospitals because she spent her entire 7th year in one after a beating so bad she almost didn’t walk again. But she’s not adverse to romance and friendship, it just takes her a very long time to suss out whether you’re going to hurt her or not. She’s gullible about real world knowledge bc she has a very specific set of skills. A bizarrely blazeh attitude until helpless children being exploited or respect for Good dead men gets brought up, basically she knows what the right thing is but she needs people to point her in the right direction.

Eliot and Alec really do use that to their advantage but would rather kill each other and themselves before hurting her. Thus even though they fight, they really do go well together.

#leverage ot3 #leverage #i wrote this a while ago but I’m getting back into this ot3 wip and i wanted to post it for inspo #fic idea #personal #og leverage #just ot3 thoughts

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

WIBTA if i don't design my grandpa a tattoo of his dead mom I never met?

I (20 M) and my grandpa (50s? M) have a pretty good relationship. We don't talk very often because he lives in a different state, but we see each other a few times a year when he visits town. Our relationship has grown pretty shallow because of how little we interact with each other, as we haven't had any deep conversations or interactions since I was about 14 when he moved out of state.

Due to this, he still pretty much sees me exactly how he did when I was around the ages of 7-10 as this was when he was in my life the most. I've been actively going by another name since age 13, he knows, but he refuses to call me my name (despite it literally being my legal middle name that he's always known and used to call me it before I decided to reject my legal first name). He's sat me down in private telling me he would never call me my chosen name because it's too hard for him to remember. I'm kind of bitter to him towards this and am allowing our relationship to become more shallow. I'm trans and I know he'll never see me as a man, because he basically sees me as a 10 year old girl and no matter what I do he won't respect my identity. I don't think he like...believes in trans people but we've never had a direct conversation about it.

Now heres the actual situation: a week before father's day, he messages me on facebook at midnight asking me to design him a tattoo alongside my cousin (25 M) who is in a complete other state and is also kinda shallow towards him due to being closeted as bi and my grandpa being homophobic to mlm (he's ok with lesbians bc my cousins mom is one and she's the favorite child lol). he wanted a tribute tattoo dedicated to my dead great grandmother that I never met and don't care about at all. This is completely out of my scope of artistic skill as I mostly draw suggestive art of thick anthro women and I don't want to make a tribute tattoo for someone i never met? Considering how porn-y my style is I think it would be disrespectful to do it as well. Also I was high as fuck when he messaged me. I don't know why I did, but I agreed to do it and then asked my cousin to do it, despite him also never meeting her. He agreed to handle it. Weeks pass

A week or so ago, my grandpa came in town and the first thing he said to me is "Hey girl! Where's my tattoo?" and I was instantly uncomfortable but i just shrugged it off and made a joke and it didn't come up for a while. It turns out my cousin didn't draw the tattoo either, but I don't blame him too much ngl. The whole week he was in town, he kept bugging me about doing this tattoo for him and I kept shrugging him off. My mom, who actually knew the lady, made a tattoo design and it was really clever and personalized and well thought-out, but he rejected it because it wasn't my cousin or I who designed it.

I never plan on making it. Should I just do it to get it over with?

What are these acronyms?

#aita #am i the asshole

[sam-loves-seb]

we obviously do wanna know about the hamsters, please do tell

okay this is the hastily written out list i typed up yesterday after i made this post. it’s just the ones i can think of off the top of my head at the moment, i don’t expect any of them to make total sense to anyone but me rn, but they are all running so fast on their little wheels.

fics i would love to write if/when i have more time

- ian and mickey meet more of their westside neighbors at this pool party that the building is throwing for all of their residents. ian is immediately accosted by the husbands into doing Guy Shit and mickey cannot be bothered so he goes to find an empty chair by the pool and ends up in the corner with all the wives. all the women are talking about the tall hot redhead that just moved in on the second floor. chaos ensues

- more westside gallavich: ian and mickey go to a dinner party that one of their neighbors invited them to. everyone is wearing ties and sweaters and there isn’t even actual dinner, just a bunch of fancy hours d’oeuvres, and mickey is trying to make nice for ian’s sake but he lasts about 45 minutes before he’s uncomfortable enough to break and ian relents and tells him they can leave. someone overhears them, one of the husbands that kind of knows them, and is jealous they get to leave early. gallavich convinces that husband and wife to ditch this snooze fest and come back to their apartment to party southside style. this breaks out into a game of telephone and eventually the entire dinner party end up in ian and mickey’s apartment and they all have a much better time being less stuffy and boring and the rich neighbors even bring the good drugs

- mickey’s mom shows up at their westside apartment one day, years after mickey was told she was dead. turns out she was practically dead from an overdose but managed to survive, get out, and go west for a few years before eventually she got clean. it’s taken her a long time to come back, but she’s trying to find all her kids. mickey is less than welcoming. there’s so much she doesn’t know, including but not limited to how his “kind and handsome roommate” is actually his husband.

- private high school au where mickey and mandy are transfer students and they really don’t want to be there. ian takes a liking to both of them and befriends them, and the three of them plus lip go through an entire school year together. ian plays basketball. there’s a prom on here somewhere.

- dancing with the stars au where mickey is a famous rock star with an attitude problem and his labor is super fucking close to dropping him bc his image is dismal at the moment, so his manager/agent (mandy) signs him up for a family friendly ballroom dance competition to help his image. mickey has to make it to at least week 4 before he can lose on purpose, otherwise his label will cut all ties. his partner is a seasoned pro and takes none of his shit and—oh yeah did we mention the hot redhead pro in the next room over? the one mickey keeps running into during breaks and on show days? yeah mickey kinda can’t stop thinking about him.

- rockstar mickey au where the milkovich siblings make up a rock band that’s rising to prominent fame and they love what they do and they have each other’s backs even with their terrible manager/father always looming over everything they do. ian is part groupie part friend from home that sometimes travels with the band and is also, in the eye of the public, dating mandy but the band knows he’s just a cover for her to do whatever she wants and not get hounded by the media. the band is about to set out on their second tour, oh and gallavich has been hooking up ever since the end of their first tour but no one knows and thus chaos ensues with the band finding out, terry finding out, and the media finding out. eventually.

- canon divergent post s3 ian goes to the army and actually manages to stay there for four years, maybe eight, and he comes home to chicago and some things are different, but some are still the same because he sees some of the Milkoviches in the Alibi one night—including terry, who’s now smaller than ian (picture s11 ian he’s fucking huge) and has a limp from an old gun shot wound that never healed, and they lock eyes but stay out of each other’s way mostly bc ian wants nothing to do with him and terry knows ian could beat his ass now—and ian wonders just how many milkoviches are still in town. if a certain one will show up here one night. it’s been eight years and ian’s been with other guys but mickey’s still the one he can’t shake.

- canon divergent 2x08: carl asks ian to be his football coach bc ian used to play and ian says he can’t because he has to work but what if we change that and ian gets to be carl’s football coach and even goes so far as to convince mickey to come to some of the games. i just think it would be neat !

so yeah. that’s what’s at the forefront of my brain rn i know there are definitely others in my docs that i haven’t thought of in a while but oh well. will i actually write any of these, who’s to say, definitely not me!

#thank u for asking anon #i feel better putting this out into the ether #feel free to ask me about any of these or chat with me about them #i have many many thoughts #ask sam

[kaveuh]

Hi, your izumi comforting s/o after a toxic relationship was so neat, so may I ask for kaoru who comforts his s/o in a similar situation but instead it's her parents who are toxic? Like their marriage is messed up and her father was negligent and harsh towards his wife which makes s/o deeply traumatised and is scared that she will end up in the same situation as her mom? When he asked her one day on a date why she's so fidgetty and jumpy with him she bursts out crying and shaking and tells him about her family? I'm sorry if it's oddly specific, thank you very much.

"IT’LL BE OKAY, I'M HERE." kaoru hakaze.

author’s note — happy birthday kaoru my little scrimbly.. also i may have gotten carried away with this just bcs🔥🔥

genre — angst, hurt/comfort, fluff

warning(s) — toxic household, mental breakdowns, invalidation of self-trauma

kaoru notices and remembers all these little things about you— from your features, to your silly little hobbies, etc. which is why it didn't take long for your boyfriend to realize how you'd always fidget when he's around you. he chose to brush it off, reasoning with himself, such as: 'maybe she's just nervous.' or 'maybe it's just a habit.' etc.

until it was getting out of hand. kaoru was not aware of your situation at home, no one else was. besides yourself, of course. instead, he ended up overthinking it. was he the problem? are you uncomfortable with him? is it because he used to be a playboy back in highschool?

you chose to forget about your home life. however, your constant fidgeting, being on-guard at all times was something that you can’t help. it was exhausting. you were perfectly content with how things were— with kaoru being completely oblivious about your life at home and treating you normally like a normal boyfriend would. you didn’t think he would notice and ask you so suddenly about it.

"[name], am i making you uncomfortable?" kaoru came to a stop, facing towards you with a stern expression and stiff posture.

it was a surprise. you, flabbergasted didn’t know how to answer his question. 'what did he mean by that?' your date was already coming to an end. you had fun, but what made him suddenly ask that question? you began to overthink. what you experienced at home began to flash through your mind.

"i don't mean to pry or anything, but if anything's wrong, then you can tell me. i won't judge you or—" he stopped upon seeing your glassy eyes. if there was one thing in this world that you wanted to avoid at the moment, that would be crying. kaoru panicked, looking around as he gently took you to a more private space. kaoru sighs, scooching down to your level (as you ended up doing so the moment you arrived).

you wanted to disappear. you didn't want anyone to worry— let alone, kaoru, who had already lost his mother and had a shitty mother worry about you. after all, he has it worse than you, right?

"[name]," the blonde called out, visibly choosing his words carefully as to not upset you any further. "may i touch you?" he asked, smiling softly as he saw your nod. kaoru moved closer to wrap his arms around your trembling body. "it'll be okay, i'm here." he cooed, holding you until you had calmed down a bit. "i won’t force you to tell me what's wrong. but, if ever, i'll be here to listen. it's not good to bottle things up, you know?"

you sniffed, wiping the remaining tears as a result of your breakdown. "okay," you began, leaning into his touch as you proceeded to tell him everything— from your childhood to present. kaoru did as he said: he listened. he was patient, no matter how much you paused to cry, no matter how much you were slurring. he stayed and listened.

"[name], i can’t promise you anything in terms of me being able to help. but i can promise you that i can be any type of support you need. you deserve so much, and i can never, ever, imagine myself hurting you like that." he took a deep breath, before taking a water bottle out of his bag, opened it and handed it to you.

"you don't have to believe me now, heck, i wouldn't even blame you if you can't trust my words. but i mean it— i may not be the best with comforting, but i can assure you that i'll take care of you."

you finally looked at him, rubbing your puffy eyes as he caressed your cheek. "i trust you…" kaoru’s eyes lit up, his gaze softening. "thank you, kaoru."

#ensemble stars x reader #enstars x reader #kaoru x reader #kaoru hakaze x reader #enstars x you #ensemble stars x you #ensemble stars x y/n #kaoru hakaze

[menalez]

Seriously, mom's are terrible with daughters during gynec appointments.

I went to a gynec itching. I was also having trouble with painful cramps. I was on my period, and she couldn't examine me. She told me that it could be some infection.

To my mom, she separately told that i could be "using" my private parts... Gurl, I masturbate a regular amount, but I've never put anything inside, and even if i do, it's none of people's business. She also said she'd examine and tell my mom in the next visit. My mom, a total asshole, doesn't tell me anything, but tells my DAD, MY FUCKING DAD THAT I'VE BEEN USING MY PROVATE PARTS?!! And i didn't know any of this till this point.

The second visit, after examination, the gynec was too busy (lunch time) so my mum couldn't meet. Later in an argument, where i confront my mom about her bodyshaming me and how i lost my confidence and live with anxiety because of her, how much her physical abuse has hurt me, my mom starts crying about how much she cares (paying for school and providing food...) and how disappointed she was when gynec said i was using my pussy? My pussy is there for me to use, what's the point? But can i even win against a narcissistic woman? I cried pleading i didn't, and i was suppressing my rage when she said dad was disappointed.

Should I ask my dad how often he jerks off? Dumbasses. The double standards at home. My brother, 6 yrs younger, comes to me asking if i can flash my boobs to him. He was found with sooo much porn history and what not. Bad connections with friends (mf be 13) and my dad's like, if guys don't see this, they'll do much worse. Like, they're trying to pull him to religion to stop him from bad stuff too, took away his phone/tab and gave him a PS5 cuz boy needs to play .. i am forced to wear hijab, and i was today shamed by my dad that i didn't keep plate and water for him during lunch (mind you, I'm not having lunch, cuz mom underprepared, and i was asked to make my own)

god anon thats such a nightmare im sorry u dealt with that. i guess u live in a muslim country n shit like this is why i also never saw a gyno in my life and esp not in my home country (bahrain) bc the gynos there have so many stupid backwards fucking ideas like they still do "virginity checks" which are proven bullshit and ig now i know that they also act like they can tell u masturbate on the basis of very stupid shit. and ofc the double standards in brown societies where the son is raised to be entitled and expected to do absolutely nothing whereas the daughters must cook, clean, be chaste, not have any desires in any sense, only be the perfect daughter who does whatever the parents want, etc is fucking aggravating. the whole "well he can do that hes a boy/man and plus he could do worse if u dont let him do this :(" is bullshit as well.

im sorry you are going through so much misogyny from your family anon, to the point of being forced to wear a hijab and being policed on your body so heavily. it must be so exhausting and i hope you get to live away from that one day

[ithinkabouttzu]

Hi darling! I'm here for the TP ship <3 I've sent my description privately. Thank you so much.

No thank you sweetie 💛 I’m sorry this took so long to get to you but I hope you love it! Also, thank you for requesting again and I loved making this for you <33

I ship you with…

R.V. Burgin!!

- Okay let me start off by saying how CUTE you guys would be ~ like omg

- He would find you so pretty and would just think to himself like, “she’s sooo my type”

- And I feel like if you guys started talking to each other y’all wouldn’t be able to stop. Like the bar would almost be at closing time and you guys would STILL be talking

- Along with talking, I feel like y’all’s conversations in general can be so deep and intense, you both are just so attentive with each other and what the other is saying like omg

- I feel like he is very comfortable and feels safe with you and finds it easy to communicate his feelings or his worries with you and i feel like that motivates you to do the same!

- I feel like he also really likes reading, and y’all would just share books with eachother and then talk about them when y’all are both done with the same book

- Always tries to help you when you bake, (which ends up in you having to kick him out of the kitchen because he kept eating the cookie dough and throwing flour 😭)

- Also forgot to mention how if you start playing music in the kitchen while you’re baking, he will INSIST on you dancing with him, even if that means the cookies burn

- You guys also LOVE just going on long walks together while just enjoying the sunset (that’s where the best convos happen tbh)

- Y’all’s biggest cause of arguments is that he just leaves stuff around the house and doesn’t pick it up.

- Like he doesn’t mean to and he’s not lazy it’s just that he usually has a lot going on in his head at the moment and forgets. (can you blame him tho? 😭)

- He is sooo sweet with you, loves spoiling you with kisses, hugs, and just telling you how much he loves you, with that being said I feel eventually he would bring out this sweet and silly side of you that ONLY he can see

- He loves when you take care of him and show him a safe space, it makes him feel so appreciated and loved 🥹

- You guys might have more of a nuclear/traditional family but don’t let that fool anyone because your guys’ home is probably going to be the most welcoming/supportive on the block

- And just like the BoB ship I think y’all would also be amazing parents (Ik you’d be the best mom ofc 💞)

- I feel like he is VERY loyal and would never do something to break your trust or to hurt you in Any way

- (also i feel like you guys are very protective over each other, not in a toxic way but if somebody hurts one or the other? Oh boy pray for them bc the other one is gonna come for them)

- Y’all are just both so happy and supportive of each other like, you got a promotion? Celebration. Having a bad day? Cuddles and reassurance.

- But y’all would just be such a sweet and adorable couple omggg

I hope you love this honey and I hate that I couldn’t get the google docs open :(( And thank you so much for liking the BoB Ship from earlier it means so much!! 🫶🏻💗

#the pacific #the pacific ships #ithinkabouttzu #rv burgin

[bibatbrat]

TMA Season 2

Ooooo spooky 👻

Jon said I am back at work before my doctor said it was ok and I am SO fucking scared

What If There Was A Band That Was So Fucking Bad

ACAB but I fucking love Basira and Daisy. Sue me.

I also love GERTRUDEEEE

It’s so fucking funny that Michael Crew tried to use Boneturner’s Tale to help him, it didn’t work, and then he’s like “oh well i’ll just take it to the library i guess”

The New Door feels very much like Hive and I love it

Gerard saving Andrea Numis from the Lonely by telling her to remember her mother when he’s on vacation right after being acquitted for his mom’s murder…. Gives me feelings

Tim canon bisexual 💙💜💖

Elias being a pothead in college is true character depth and development 10/10

Alexander Scaplehorn (the tax guy) is so fucking funny. Man cares so much about preventing money laundering that he survives the supernatural 🙏

Trevor the vampire killer canonically homophobic 😔

Jon finding out that Martin was lying about his qualifications and being so relieved bc 1) Martin probably did not kill Gertrude and 2) turns out that Martin is not an incompetent idiot, just a dropout

Not going to lie, I think I could’ve hacked it on Daedalus, but that’s just me

But also letting a private company shoot you into space to do isolation experiments is so incredibly dumb and Mr. Chilcott should’ve known better tbh

Agnes Montague saving Ronald Sinclair from Hilltop House via a searing kiss on the cheek… truly who is doing it like her?

We love a workplace intervention

The Buried coffin eats a cop so shoutout to the Buried I guess

Mary Keay and Gertrude have such a fun dynamic and I would kill for just a whole season of the two of them tbh

I think Binary might be my fave episode of this season. The statement itself is delightfully horrible, and the Tim/Jon fight at the end just makes it *chefs kiss* perfect

Jack Barnabas’s statement drives me crazy. Him saying he doesn’t think he has a destiny and Agnes saying, “That must be nice.” Him asking for a kiss and her crying after she gives it to him. Him losing everything after it, even though she dies.

The Book of the Dead is such a good concept.

A Long Way Down makes me sad ☹️ I’m a sucker for brother stories

The Kind Mother is fucked up. The aspect of Lucy having not even gotten along with her mother before NotThem replaced her makes me crazy

Jon is so fucking dumb. He listens to the statement about NotThem getting trapped in the table and is like “obviously I need to destroy this table” 😔

Jon telling Tim and Martin to take the next couple of days off fucks me up, especially after the time he spends listening to Sasha’s voice recordings. He doesn’t want to lose anyone else!!!

Tim and Martin going after him though 🥺

Also, oh my God, Tim and Martin just being silent for a full twenty seconds after the recording of Martin’s poetry gets played… truly awkward enough to make you forget about your friend who is maybe being hunted/killed

John worrying about conserving the tape to record himself being hunted and maybe killed… sir, that’s the Eye at work

Tim and Martin arguing about Tim being a dick and fighting all the time with John and Martin just wanting them to all be one big happy hostage family…. 🥺🥺🥺 they care about each other and I am dying

I fucking love the “taunt you into revealing your position” trope. NotThem telling Jon about how it hurt Sasha when she erased her and him yelling at them to shut up… yes!!!

NotThem about to kill Jon and him just whispering and apologizing over and over and over to Martin, Sasha, and Tim aghhhh

<rdj voice> there was a sewer man

Jurgen Leitner really lived in their basement huh

Leitner being a parallel to the Archivist and Jon being so disgusted w the way he uses and discards his assistants to horrible fates… sure hope that doesn’t come back to bite him in the future lol

“An angry goth” yo that’s my booooooy

Leitner is like, “I diagnose you with Voyuerism” and Jon is like, “This is so scary and I am gay and need to go cry brb”

Leitner talking to the recorder and telling Gertrude that she would’ve liked Jon 🥺

Elias said hello I am here to be evil and we have no choice but to stan

(Alternatively I am really glad I wasn’t on here during the peak bc Elias would’ve gotten sooooo annoying, but now I can enjoy my funny little murder man w no consequences 😈)

He <redacted> that old man 😳

Tim and Martin not seeing anything other than the body and just IMMEDIATELY assuming that Jon clubbed someone to death in his own office… can we get an F in the chat 😔

It’s 👁👄👁 time baby

#j listens to tma #tma #liveblogging

[toxicyurituesday]

talk about ur ocs, now. this is a threat

Hi Anon bot I’m gonna assume is one of my mutuals onsite or offsite do you even know what you’re asking me to do

Adding cws as I go, someone tell me if I missed something

A lot of this is word vomit

Spoilers for my fangan except idrc because I’m never doing anything with it

Fallen Cards [ Danganronpa ] 3/16

CWs: Murder, strong language, child abuse, alcohol, abandonment, hospital, death

Suki Hikosaburo

Okay so I think I use she/her/clove/clover for this bitch maybe idk.

Clove’s the protagonist of Falling Cards‼️ Yunno despite me not using her like ever because honestly I don’t find her that interesting to roleplay with

Anyways clove originally started off as just Kiyo’s love interest who didn’t go to Hope’s Peak but somehow ended up in the killing game bc she’s special

Now she’s the Ultimate Private Investigator 👌 She gathers information for her brother Chinen to use in court cases

She’s really desensitized to murder and comes off as really insensitive during the investigations

Suki is very headstrong, it’s her way or the high way

^ That actually ends up nearly killing Hoshi ( and indirectly kills glooms if she fucks up during Chapter 4 )

Backstory stuff timeeee

Clove grew up in an upper class household

Has the whole picture perfect family ( 1 mom, 1 dad, 1 brother, and her ) going on here

Anyways her mom runs a private investigation firm

Suki went to a private school

During her second year one of the teachers was murdered

This bitch stuck clover nose where it shouldn’t and ended up getting 2 students and another teacher arrested

Homegirl is fucking ecstatic that she got it right and somehow convinces her mom to let her intern at the private investigation firm when she’s 14

Good job ig 😥

Just realized Maru might be reading this hi Maru don’t tell anybody in the Discord about the Hoshi stuff please and thank you

Anyways

She’s 16

Originally I was gonna put clover in a poly relationship w/ Kiyo and Sonoda but that’s on that backseat burner rn cause fuck love more murder

Friends with: Chinen, Kiyo, Sonoda, Umeko, Umeda, and Aoki

Chinen Hikosaburo

Ooooh we do not talk about why he was created in the first place

Anyways he’s straight now bc of that

The only cishet guy ever

He has the fattest crush on Kiyo ( who acts like they don’t know because they’re not willing to lose a friend and does not at all like him in that way )

Honestly the only reason I ship SuKiyo nowadays is so that I can say Chinen got cucked by his sister lmao

Hi Maru if you’re reading this SatoKiyo4lifers

He has so many friends what

Ladies’ man ( apologetic )

He’s persuasive! And kinda manipulative but we don’t talk about that

Is it weird to call your own oc hot cause if not 😁

I’m kidding he’s just well dressed

I have a twisted view on what frat boys act like and that is exactly what Chinen is

Anyways he’s Suki’s twin‼️

He’s the Ultimate Lawyer

Guy won a shit ton of debates AND got something in his town’s law changed

He says he’s hot shit and he means it

Friends with: Suki, Kiyo, Sonoda, Mizuki, Takeshi, and Aster

Kiyo Watanabe/Brooke Allen

“Koro do you ever shut up about them” Of course I do how do you think I catch my breath? Through my nose? Anyways

Kisses them on the cheek then throws the box I put them in into the ocean ( affectionate )

The only reason they’re the Ultimate Florist is bc at the time I was obsessed over Flowershop AUs

It ended up working out really well so

Their hair is dyed brown, natural hair color is black

They’re nearsighted and cannot see out of one eye completely

Anyways I wanna talk about their backstory

Their actual name is Brooke Allen ( they never had it legally changed to Kiyo Watanabe for some reason??? They’re fine with being called Brooke btw, they actually kinda like it better than Kiyo [ bonus points for Brookie /j don’t call em that ] )

So anyways they’re white British and lived in England for the first 12 years of their life

Their dad was named Remington [ Remi for short ] and he ran a somewhat popular business

Their mom’s named Heather and she had no job

Remington was uh,,,,an alcoholic

Honestly he never did anything to Brooke when drunk cause he always passed out, but it was annoying for her to have to drag him from the couch and to his bed

It was when he was sober

He wanted Brooke to take over the business when he retired so he pushed their education to the extreme

Whenever they got a question wrong, he would drag a needle across their skin just enough to draw blood

They have a lot of fading scars bc of this, and are very ashamed of them

One day he kinda punched Brooke in the eye while they had their glasses on

And ended up breaking the glass and completely scarring their left eye, hence why they can’t see through it present day

He actually hugged Brooke after that but that’s like the only “”””affection”””””” he showed them ever

Heather doesn’t do jack shit because she’s normalized this behavior

Fast forward to when they’re like 13

The family is in Japan for a year bc Remi got a contract

During this time Brooke meets an old man named Akira who runs a flower shop

Neither Remington nor Heather really cared about where Brooke went as long as they weren’t dead

So Brooke went over to this flower shop every day

Sometimes Akira would give them candy for helping move pots around for him

Most of the time they would just hang around his kitten Ultra Gurl Strawberry ( or Ugs for short )

Or some of the regulars ( specifically Alicia, Daku, and Chinen )

At the end of the year Akira closed his shop down for the day and took Brooke out for ice cream and they said their goodbyes :)

Yunno until Heather collared them to a bike pole in some fit of desperation to keep them in Japan bc she’s seen how much happier they were

Brooke was stuck in the rain until the next day

Alicia, her boyfriend Daku, and some friends are in the area and find this drenched 14 year old passed out on the floor and chained to a bike pole

They can’t break the chains and none of them have charged phones so they pound on the flower shop’s door because it’s like the closest shop

Akira drives to his shop to get ready for the day and sees this group of teenagers panicking

Brooke’s still asleep/passed out despite all the racket

Akira ends up breaking the chains off with a plier ( wasn’t able to break off all the chains w/o hurting Brooke )

Brooke ended up in the hospital and didn’t wake up until the next day

A bunch of this is emotional stuff and I cannot put that into words so we’re skipping to the adoption 👌

Daku’s moms ( Akira [ a different Akira ] and Amai ] adopt Brooke

Remington is paid off to fuck off

Alicia is still Brooke’s best friend

Also while Brooke is helping old man Akira run his flower shop, Chinen offers to find a new name for them

Brooke is reluctant but decides to forget their past entirely

They’re Kiyo now

Old man Akira dies btw

Kiyo is devastated

He ended up passing his flower shop onto Kiyo

Anyways Kiyo dresses goth because Amai and Daku do it

I’m gonna come back to this w/ more characters because this alone took me a shit ton of time to write and my phone’s at 10 percent

#dr:fc

[thegrimreaper-probably]

Chapter 3: Bite out of U.A

Masterlist

Summary: first day of ua

Trigger warning: talks briefly about feeing helpless and nightmares bc Bakugo definitely has trauma from the attack.

“KIDS WAKE THE HELL UP! FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL I NEED PHOTOS!” Mom yells and I finish putting my pants on and leave. God I hate pictures, I go downstairs and start to eat.

“I love today! Mama gives us steak and chum for breakfast!” Ruby says.

“Ruby your wrong! We have school, and you know what that means?” Grim grumbles, Ruby shakes her head innocently.

“Means you get homework!” Bruce says and drowns a cup of chum. Ew.

“You know you guys get it easy, I don’t even have recess anymore.” Vixen says as she puts some plates away.

“I like school.” Meg says.

“That cause your a loser.” Lenny says in a teasing voice.

“Well if that makes me a loser then not liking school makes you an imbecile.” Meg says back.

“What does that even mean?”  Lenny says while Fin, Scarlet and Lou come in.

“Means your scared of Santa Claus!” Fin says we all turn to him.

“No that claustrophobic, Meg said imbecile.” Lou says.

“Ohhh.” Fin says and sits down.

“Imbecile means umm. You have a baby in your tummy!” Scarlet says.

“No- that’s not-. Okay Claustrophobic is being scared of small places, imbecile means stupid and not infant. Infant is a baby not in the tummy and when a baby is in the tummy it’s called fetus.” Dad says and takes a long sip of coffee.

“So pictures?” Mom says with her phone ready. We all go outside and take pictures. Mom takes her pictures and everyone goes back inside but me, ma and dad.

“We got you a gift, I know it’s not the best but here.” She says and hands me a hoodie. It’s was a new heating hoodie, I smile and hug them.

“Thank you, I got to go I love you bye.” They waves and wishes me a great day. I walk over to Katsuki and we talk.

“New heating hoodie?” He ask and I nod. We walk into class and sit beside each other. Katsuki leans back and puts his feet on the desk.

“Take your feet of off the table it’s rude.” This guy has some balls. I laugh at him with Katsuki rolling his eyes.

“Fuck off.” Katsuki says. The guy’s eyes look like they’re going to fall right out.

“Take your feet off of that desk now!” He does some arm things. I put my feet on the desk and he goes ballistic.

“It's the first day and you both are already disrespecting this academy by scuffing school property, you cretin!”

“You're kidding me, right?” Katsuki scoffs and shakes his head.

“Your old school put a stick up your ass? Or were you born with it?” The guy stare at us as if we were murders.

“Don’t fuckin tell me what to do before you find more then that stick up your ass.” I smirk showing of my teeth.

“Let's start over. I’m Tenya Iida from the Somei Private Academy.”

“Somei, huh?” Katsuki asks.

“No one asked.” I say back

“So you must think you’re better than us. I’m gonna have fun tearin' you a new one.” He smirks. Iida gasp at us.

“You would threaten me? Your own classmate?Are you sure you're in the right place?” Iida ask.

“Yeah we would, and we’ll do it again. Leave before I bite into your artery.” I  further prove my point with chopping my jaw.

“Oh no.” Iida look over at the door to see Midoriya talking?? What the-.

“Uh, hi.” He waves, Katsuki growls and snaps a pencil. I pull out my phone and scroll through my feed.

“Good morning! My name is Tenya Iida from.” Midoriya cuts him off.

“Yeah, I‐I know. I’m Izuku Midoriya. It's super nice to meet you.”

“Midoriya. You realized that there was something more to the practical exam, didn't you?” Iida asks.

“Huh?” He questioned Iida.

“You must be very perceptive. And I completely misjudged you, I admit. As a student, you're far superior to me.” Iida says.

“Everyone here is superior to you.” I says and Iida gasp with Katsuki laughs.

“Um. I find that hard to believe that I am.” Midoriya says. Some other girl comes over to them and talks which I have no care for.

“How the fuck he get in?” He’s pissed, more then ever.

“Don’t know. Do you feel anything?” I response and close my phone.

“Nah must be your quirk.” He sits back and looks outside.

“I’m pretty sure it’s broccoli head causing this.” He nods his head and continues to think.

“If you're just here to make friends then you can pack up your stuff now.” Sensei says, popping out his decks.

“Ah!” Some kid screams.

“Welcome to UA's hero course.” He says and sucks on a pouch.

“What is that thing?” Some kids says.

“Shut up!” I yell, I’m getting a headache from this.

“It took eight seconds before you all shut up. That's not gonna work. Time is precious. Rational students would understand that.” The teacher says.

“Who is this guy?” Midoriya asks.

“If he's here, then he must be some kinda pro.”

“But he looks so worn out.”

“What's his deal?”

“Why are we in a classroom full of idiots.” I mutter to Katsuki.

“Hello, I'm Shota Aizawa. Your teacher.” Sensei says then a bunch of kids gasp.

“Excuse me but why are you all surprised about that? Like, your all going to be heroes and you can’t figure out that he’s our teacher? And I thought I’d actually be with more smart people.” I say bunch of kids gasp or whatever.

“Right, let's get to it. Put these on and head outside.” He says I get up and go to the locker room and head outside.

“What?! A Quirk assessment test! But orientation! We're gonna miss it!” I lean on a wall with Katsuki as the girl from earlier talks.

“If you really wanna make the big leagues, you can't waste time on pointless ceremonies. Here at UA, we're not tethered to traditions. That means that I get to run my class however I see fit.” He says, he looks over to us and continues.

“ You've been taking standardized tests most of your lives. But you never got to use your Quirks in physical exams before. The country's still trying to pretend we're all created equal by not letting those with the most power excel. It's not rational. Bakugo, you managed to get the most points on the entrance exam. What was your farthest distance throw with a softball when you were in Junior High?” He asks Katsuki thinks.

“219 feet.” I answer, I remember because I got 220 so he had to buy my food.

“What she said.”

“Right. Try doing it with your Quirk. Anything goes, just stay in the circle.” Katsuki nods and grab the ball and chucks it with his explosions yelling die.

“All of you need to know your maximum capabilities. It's the most rational way of figuring out your potential as a pro hero.” The ball lands about 2312 feet away. Katsuki walks back and I high-five him. The kids keep talkin and I watch some birds fly by. I tune back in the conversation.

“Like I said, I get to decide how this class runs. Understand? If that's a problem, you can head home right now.” He stare and waits.

“You can't send one of us home! I mean, we just got here! Even if it wasn't the first day, that isn't fair!” Shorty says.

“So what? You think life’s fair? The shit you say keep surprising me, I mean come on. Your here to be a hero correct?” I says, it’s pisses me off that people are like this.

“Yes but-.” I walk over and cut her off. My shadow engulfing her short frame.

“I’m not done. The concept of being a hero is unfair. And honestly if you’re learning this now, you might want to quit well your ahead.” I look down at her and she whimpers.

“Now then. We're just wasting time by talking. Let the games begin.” Sensei says. I start at the runner with Iida and a pink girl.

“1, 2, 3, go!” The robot says, I round to about 4 seconds. Swimming and running are similar yet different.

“Wow she didn’t even use her quirk!” Yellow hair kid says.

“She has to be the fastest here!” Spiky red hair says. Then the pink girl comes over to me.

“Nice job! I’m Mina Ashido!” She smiles at me.

“Thank you, I’m y/n Fuka.” I smile back.

“Testing the upper limits of their powers helps me assess their room for growth. It becomes clear what they can and can't do. Their true potential. Sometimes, pros have to be creative in order to succeed.” Sensei says all the other kids do the running with Midoriya getting last.

We move over to a strength test. I wonder if I can use my jaw?

“Hey Sensei? What’s the breaking point of these? I don’t want to break them.” I ask and some kids wonder towards me.

“Not sure, it’s fine if you break it we have more.” I nod and thank him. Katsuki pulls it out of my hand and wash it with water. Not that it helps, but it’s the thoughts that counts.

“Don’t chip a tooth idiot.” He hands it back and I chop it with all 18,216 newtons! It break and of course a tooth falls out.

“OMG!” Ashido says.

“ARE YOU OKAY?” Red haired kid ask.

“HOW MUCH WAS THAT?” The girl I yelled at earlier asks.

“YOUR TOOTH!!!!” Ashido says and grabs my face and opens my jaw.

“Mphmph.” I try to say.

“Your bleeding! It’s not to bad, that’s go to the nurse!” I gently push her off and see Katsuki hand me water. I drank some.

“I’m okay, thank you Ashido. My teeth fall out all the time, no big deal.”

“Freaky~” some purple dude says

“My quirk is shark so I’ll get my replacement tooth in soon.” I pick up my tooth and the test and throw it away.

“It was 18,216 newtons by the way. I can control how much but meh.” I shrug the red hair kid comes over to me.

“I’m Ejiro Kirishima! You got one manly bite!” I thank him and we move on to the other tests.

Basic test are over so we move onto the ball throwing test. I get called over and think about it. I could use my tail as a bat to hit the ball. Sounds like a plan! I throw the ball up and jump. I spin around and hit the ball with my tail. I head over to Katsuki and we high five. Midoriya goes up which I roll my eyes.

“If Midoriya doesn't shape up soon, he's the one going home.” Iida says I laugh.

“Huh? Of course he is. He's a Quirkless loser.”

“Hey! Just because he’s quirkless doesn’t make him a loser. But yeah he’s a loser.”

“He has a Quirk.” The girl who I now learned is Uraraka says.

“Huh?” We question.

“Did you not hear about what he did in the entrance exam?” Iida asks.

“I must be really really high right now.” I says. Iida goes to say something but can’t.

“I won't let them down.” Midoriya whispers. He throws the ball but it only goes a few feet.

“Uh... What gives? I was trying to use it just now.” He asks and looks at his hands.

“I erased your Quirk. The judges for this exam were not rational enough. Someone like you should never be allowed to enroll at this school.” Sensei says.

“Wait, you did what to my‐‐ Ah! Those goggles. I know you! You can look at someone and cancel out their powers. The Erasure Hero. Eraser Head!” I shake my head.

“Eraser? Who's that?” Someone ask.

“Oh, I've heard of him. I think he works on the down‐low.” Tsu who I’ve talked to during the jumping test.

“He’s a underground hero, which are the best in my opinion.”

“Really? You seem to be the type to like All Might and stuff.”

“Most underground heroes are actual heroes they don’t do it for fame or money. Also I don’t really like All Might he’s just to much for me.” Midoriya gasps at me and Sensei continues.

“Were you planning to break your bones again?Counting on someone else to save your useless body?” He raise his eyebrow.

“No! That's not what I was trying to do!”

“No matter what your intentions are, you would be nothing more than a liability in battle. You have the same reckless passion as another overzealous hero I know. One who saved 1,000 people by himself and became a legend. But even with that drive, you're worthless, if you can only throw a single punch before breaking down. Sorry, Midoriya. With your power, there's no way you can become a hero.”

“Finally talking some sense” I whispered to Katsuki.

“I've returned your impractical Quirk. Take your final throw. Hurry and get it over with.”

“He threw it over 700 meters!” A kid with a electricity quirk of some sorts says.

“Nice, he's finally showing us his true power!” Kirishima says.

“But his finger appears to be broken now. Just like in the exam. This Quirk is very odd.” Iida says.

“It wasn't a very pretty throw.” Uraraka says.

“What the hell was that?” Katsuki growls.

“If he had a Quirk, he would've gotten it when we were kids! This is impossible! He's up to something.” Katsuki breathing fastens.

“Big time.” I say, I get ready to pounce on Katsuki if need be.

“I'm getting to the bottom of this. Hey! Deku, you bastard! Tell me how you did that, or you're dead!” Katsuki goes over and I jump to tackle him down but fall face first.

“What? Why the hell is your damn scarf so strong?”

“Ow.” I say in the dirt.

“Because it's a capture weapon made out of carbon fiber and a special metal alloy. Stand down.” Sensei says, Kirishima comes over and picks me asking if I’m okay I nod.

“It'd be wise to avoid making me use my Quirk so much. It gives me serious dry eye.” He continues.

“Next time can I get a warning when you use that? I’m too use to having to tackle him. Pain in my ass.”

“IM THE FUCKING PAIN IN THE ASS? YOU FUCKING BIT ME THE OTHER DAY!”

“AND I’LL DO IT AGAIN!” Kirishima holds me back as I get up to bite him.

“YOU WOULDN’T-.” The scarf cuts him off. Sensei groans.

“What are you? Five year olds?”

“Sorry Sensei, got caught up in the moment.” I say and calm down. He nods and we move on with Sensei let go of the scarf making Katsuki fall.

“All right, time to give the results. I've ranked you all from best to worst. You should probably have a good idea of your standing already. I'll just pull up the whole list. It's not worth going over each individual's score.” He says, the screen loads.

“Who the fuck-.” Katsuki says.

“Well at least we didn’t end up last.” I say, I got 4rd place with Katsuki getting 3rd.

“Tch.”

“And I was lying, no one's going home. That was just a rational deception to make sure you gave it your all in the tests.” Sensei says the group gasps beside a few.

“I'm surprised the rest of you didn't figure that out. I'm sorry. I guess I probably should have said something.” The girl who placed first says.

“No then some of these meat heads wouldn’t have tried as hard as they did. Whole point of this was to figure out your breaking point. I wouldn’t have done the whole breaking machines otherwise.” I say she smiles back and nods.

“That was pretty nerve‐wracking, huh?” A guy with a black bolt in his hair says.

“Nah, I'm always down for a challenge.” Kirishima says.

“That's it. We're done for the day. Pick up a syllabus in the classroom. Read it over before tomorrow morning.” We leave and change. Katsuki and I walk out and walk to his house.

“Hi Katsuki, y/n!” Mitsuki says

“Heyo!” I say as she gives me a hug.

“Aww your growing up so fast. I remember when you two would run around and play heroes.” She says and walks over to the Kitchen to finish cleaning. We go upstairs and sit, me on the bed and him on the desk chair.

“What were you talking about earlier?”

“It’s weird, usually I feel my normal sense of stuff. Phones, tvs ya know. But this time Midoriya was buzzing with it, I couldn’t even stand near him without feeling sick. I mean even that electricity guy didn’t make me as sick.” I say and lean back into the bed. He nods and thinks.

“To be honest it felt the same as that day with you know.” Katsuki hated talking about the sludge villain, he often got nightmares about it. His mother told me about it to see if I could help.

“With All Might?”

“Yeah but it was less if that make sense? All Might compared to Midoriya was less intense. I don’t know what we’re going to do.”

“Stay away from him. If he goes near you I’ll fucking kill him.”

“Thought you were a hero?” I raise my eyebrow and we laugh.

“Shut up.” We finish talking about random stuff and I later head home. After dinner with my family and the chaos of everything is done I go to bed.

“Shit tomorrow going to suck.” I roll over to my side and sleep.

Part 4

#bnha x reader #mha x reader #bnha #bnha quirks #bnha x shark reader #bnha x y/n #mha #shark quirk #mha x shark reader #shark reader #shark #bnha series #mha series

[the-pjo-analyst]

Chapter 3 - Grover Unexpectedly Loses his Pants

Theme of the day: Generosity

(Lately every time I try to reread a book I end up getting lost in related fanfiction and it happened again sjkdfhdf)

It’s kinda interesting comparing the difference between 1st person and 3rd person narratives in terms of like.... the vibes you get in a story. Idk how to properly describe it but ig it’s the difference of a character telling the reader directly through their own voice vs. a narrator telling the story. Like a second-hand narrative.

Anyway, my point about this is just how descriptive Percy is about his mom compared to everyone else we’ve seen so far lol. When a character is introduced, we get a basic description on their physique and personality in Percy’s eyes. If they’re closer to Percy, we get longer paragraphs and their little quirks as the story progresses. At this point, Grover is the only character introduced where we get a sense of how close he and Percy are: he has a muscular disease, but will nyooom when enchiladas are for lunch; his bladder acts up when he’s upset; he’s a terrible liar; stuff like that.

But like, all of that doesn’t compare to when Percy talks about Sally Jackson. She gets an entire page dedicated to her when she’s introduced. He continually notes how her eyes change color, how warm her smiles are, how loving and caring she is towards Percy. It just shows how much Percy focuses his mom and how close the two are. I absolutely love the paragraph “As we got closer to Montauk, she seemed to grow younger, years of worry and work disappearing from her face. Her eyes turned the color of the sea.” He pays such close attention to Sally... it’s so cute 🥺 He’s like I LOVE my mom she’s AMAZING and she deserves the WORLD. And she absolutely DOES.

This is a nice segue into the theme of generosity bc Sally! Jackson! is such a generous person. I think Percy mentioned how despite how hard a life Sally has had, she’s still very warm and loving. She prioritizes her family constantly, like her quitting high school to take care of her uncle even though he never really cared for her as her guardian. She also gives up so much so she could raise Percy and keep him safe, marrying the bastard that is Gabe, sending Percy away to various private schools, and she never regrets the decisions she makes as long as it means that Percy is safe. The only “selfish” thing she does is keep Percy away from Camp Half-Blood I suppose, because in reality that is the one place that’s guaranteed to protect Percy as a child of the Big Three (at least better than leaving him out in the world for the most part lol). But we also can’t blame her for leaving that as her last option, because sending Percy off to camp could potentially mean that she’d never see him again. How could you ask a mother that loves her son to that extent to do that?

I can’t talk about generosity in this chapter without also talking about greed. If Sally is all about spirit of giving and kindness, Gabe is the complete opposite of that. As soon as Percy walks into the door of his apartment, Gabe asks for cash to use in his poker game. Not a “hi how’ve you been it’s been 6 months since I last saw you” lol. He’s stingy only when it comes to spending money on Sally and Percy and he only agrees to let the two go on their trip when Sally offers up dip for the weekend in return. We’re left to wonder why Sally decided marry and stay with him, maybe for stability’s sake to raise Percy. Although obviously we later find out why, but it makes me think about how sometimes we settle for less than we deserve when we’re in a desperate situation.

Trailing back to Percy, we see more of his very low self-esteem in his interactions with his mom. He’s like, I can’t believe my mom does all this stuff for me, I don’t make her life easy; I’m a neurodivergent kid who gets bad grades and constantly gets into trouble, why is she proud of me; the only similarity I have with my mom is our rebelliousness. He only sees his negative sides when he’s truly a caring person and has a strong sense of integrity, and all of these other good qualities that he got from his mom but doesn’t acknowledge.

I didn’t talk about this in my initial analysis on Percy’s core qualities, but something that came up in this chapter is how Percy doesn’t really complain about things that truly bother him. Like he doesn’t exactly bottle things in because he doesn’t want or know how to express his negative feelings, (he’s fairly direct and straight forward tbh, and often uses sarcasm when he’s irked). But it’s more like... he doesn’t want to make a person’s situation worse by adding on his own troubles to their plate? Which is definitely something that formed from the environment he grew up in. Because he already knew that he was a handful for Sally to raise, why ruin the little time we have together by making her more anxious about me? And then it just grows worse as he fits into the role of a leader.

Small things:

Percy leaving Grover at the bus terminal was not very generous of him lol

The way Sally is always like how are you doing? and giving Percy loving touches makes me go uwu

I also now realize that’s probably why Percy is so touchy with Annabeth?? Like that’s just what he picked up from his mom as a way to show love and now I’m like ughhhhhhhhh

Or maybe that’s just a fanon thing but either way I am Soft

In case anyone was wondering, Grover says “Oh Zeus and all the gods!” when he curses. Thank you Ancient Greek classes for sticking with me enough that I can still translate things for fandom purposes 😂

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[saturnsorbits]

ahhhh Saturn~~ o/ ♥

I have been meaning to send this for so long, but every time I feel horrible about just word vomitting in your ask box, but like. If I don't tell you you will never know, and it's a crime if I don't at least let you have an inkling of just how much I fucking love your stuff. I have been trying to leave comments in the tags when I reblog but I'm terrible at really going at it there. At the end of the day, I'm more of a 'send an ask and bury 'em in nonsense' kinda gal.

Apologies if this is more disjointed than usual, as they have been written at different times and saved for whenever I had the energy and emotional intelligence required to cobble them together into something intelligible (I have given up on that and am settling for having the energy to make them readable enough, enjoy lol).

Study Date - So, after Born to Bail, I knew I wanted more of your Sero. So I saved this one to read when I was in the headspace for some good threesome fun and man, did it deliver. I loved how you set the scene. The easy conversation and banter between the three really conveyed the type of relationship they have, how close they truly are. It all felt so natural and so right, made it easy to imagine being there, talking to them. I laughed at them taking digs at Bakugo and Kirishima, and just as casually moving from there to "let's bang". How easily Sero takes control of the situation and initiates everything is HOT AS FUCK. And Kaminari being all shy and submissive was SO FUCKING GOOD. Kaminari coming too soon? Inside of reader? From being fucked in the ass by Sero? You pulled all the fucking stops, Saturn. And I loved it.

Blue Lines - So, I'm not one for pregnancy fics. So I was gonna skip this one. But it was yours and I saw the first line and was like, "that sounds like Bakugo alright." And like. I'm so glad I did? I loved it. It was so… I don't know how to put it. As someone who doesn't want children, and who has her own history with the whole thing… The way you went about this felt so real, so relatable. I can hear not just Bakugo in your fic, but also a version of myself, and that's a very special feeling. So thank you for this one. Also, love the idea of older Bakugo doing an impression of his mom to mock her lmao.

Hand Prints - I don't know if by the time I send this you will still have this one up or not. But I just want you to know, I read it at the time and I felt it. It made me think and cry, but not in a necessarily bad way, I think. I just wanted you to know that. I didn't reblog it at the time because it felt invasive to do so -- like it was a private thing I was lucky enough to get to read, but I had no right to spread around. I don't know if that was the right thing to do or not, but I wanted you to know.

Bouquet - jsdfkljsklfdjflksdjsfdkljsdklfjfsdkljsdklajflkjfkljsdklfjnlsdff. SATURN WHAT. THIS. I FUCKING LOVED THIS. Like. The way Bakugo talks to us. So familiar and loving right off the bat. IDK what it is about how you writing, but I can feel his affection-- And now I want to reread it. So I am gonna save the commentary until I am done because I feel like I want to say so much about this and this message is already long enough. (will group it with Union, for the same reasons, which, btw, I ALSO FUCKING LOVED ♥)

Ahhhhhhhh. I'm sorry this is so long. /)_(\ Once again, Saturn, thank you so much for writing such wonderful stories and sharing them with us. ♥

Hope you have a lovely day and rest of the week~

Tiph, I have been staring at this since I noticed it this morning bc honestly, this has made my entire month. I really can’t thank you enough 💕

I adore that you like my Sero. Honestly, he’s one of my favourite people to write and I love that he’s kind of taken on his own persona through everything I write for him now!

I’m not one for pregnancy fics either! I’m very ‘breed no baby’, but I also have some very complicated feelings that I feel Bakugo would share? Which is how Blue Lines came about. I’m glad it resonated with you though! That fic seemed to resonate with a lot of people and it was really nice to see that there are lot of us who relate to this kind of liminal grey-space when it comes to that kind of stuff… Also: Bakugo’s Mitsuki impression is flawless. Mitsuki hates it. He does it at family functions when she’s pissing him off, bc it makes him less likely to shout. Kirishima can do the impression too (but it’s cute when he does it according to Mitsuki - much to Bakugo’s annoyance).

Hand Prints. Yeah - that was a very raw piece. Honestly, just knowing you read it and felt it means more than anything 💕 Makes me feel less alone. If that makes a lick of sense? Either way, thank you.

Ah! Bouquet - I had so much fun writing the dynamic for that. I also think it’s the most British I’ve ever written Bakugo, but I don’t think it comes off too strong 🤣 I usually throw the poor guy into so much angst, it was nice to just write a really big fluff piece for him, the man deserves it!

This really did make my day. Honestly, I can not thank you enough. Not only for sharing in my writing, but for leaving messages like this. You’re an absolute gem - words don’t do justice to how much this means to me 🥰

I hope you have the best day ever! And that Bakugo gives you all of the smooches bc you deserve them! 💕

#saturnspeaks #Did Tiph just single-handedly save my motivation? Yes. #I feel so pumped to write; right now. #Tiph I adore the ground you walk on; dearest.

[comerosas]

Sorry if this is outta nowhere, but in a desperate attempt to find people on here to relate to, I found a post of yours on an old, I assume abandoned, blog, about being a mexican trans guy/transmasc, and man. I felt that deeply. I'm also a mexican trans guy :) and I've been dying to find other mexican trans guys to like share these feelings like how you were talking in that post: losing your very large family bc you're trans, fearing they'd be straight up transphobic or just weird. I'm also not close with my extended family, and seldom visit mexico, but it's still a fear of mine, yknow? Being cut off because I wanna just be me. I'm not out yet to anyone, but these are the thoughts I have as part of why I'm so hesitant to transition and tell my family. But anyways yeah, I'm glad I found your post. I feel better knowing I'm not alone in those feelings. I wish you well, buddy :)

hey this ask was to be honest kind of weird to get (not in a bad way at all) because im not very active on tumblr and i purposefully avoid bringing attention to myself... but this ask also kind of means a lot to me.

i'd have to go back and find the post youre referencing cuz i dont remember how long ago i made it (was it on an older blog that links to this newer one?) but i completely understand (and have gone through) your desperation to find people like you. forgive me if this gets too rambley. i have a lot of thoughts on this.

even though trans people are everywhere online bc of the safety of being open online, it still feels extremely hard to find anything about a specific culture or not about white trans people. i kind of went crazy over it earlier in my transition. there is no advice or specific writings about how to come out to specifically latin american (MORE specifically mexican catholic) families and get them to understand you.

what happened to me was really weird and i'm not sure how common it is... i came out to my mom who is tolerant but early on said she doesnt approve. she said she would talk to my dad about it but he has never talked to me about being trans, and my parents never bring it up ever. its like a huge elephant in the room. it makes my plans of getting top surgery asap quite complicated (i came out at 23 yrs old and my mom said im too young for surgery)

online stuff related to nonwhite ftms is already quite rare, and even moreso when you look up stuff for specific groups like black, latine, asian, etc trans guys. theres a subreddit for trans men of color that i always forget the exact name of (its r/tmpoc had to look it up lol) and it is a nice read but its not as active as i wish. these frustrations of mine are compounded by the fact that although i am fluent in spanish, i'm much slower at reading it than with english so i have no ties to any online spanish speaking communities, nor do i know how to seek those communities out.

theres so much more i wish i had transition-related advice for, even for sillier smaller worries that I have. i think this is a weird time to be trans, theres a lot more visibility than people like us had in decades past, but theres still a lot of unknown territory and a lot of fear nowadays. because its hard to find stuff for your particular experience, sometimes you feel you could/should take up some kind of mantle as a spokesperson to help others like you... theres a lot of misinfo ive seen online about transition but i'm way too reclusive and private to put myself out there.

idk if youll end up reading this anon (does tumblr even notify you of anon asks being answered lol?) but either way i hope you end up finding more people like you, and i hope you can find even a little bit of community. and of course thank you for the kind words :)

#if i was on desktop i probably couldve drafted something better and more cohesive but eh #txt #asks #anonymous

[tohokuu]

babe what happened… are you okay?!

okay so before i start, i come from a conservative pakistani muslim household. it's the kind of place where wearing shorts to bed make it look like you probably fuck around with guys.

i went to pakistan last summer and have a lot of my cousins on snapchat. i barely use snapchat but every once in a while, i post a selfie or an update on life or something. anyway, i felt really pretty yesterday and i posted a video of me.

thing is, i was wearing a black tank top and a thin hoodie on top but my breasts are big so my cleavage was out and i took the video from a high angle so you can def see stuff but it wasn't anything super bad.

now i have 3 diff snap stories. a public one, a main one and the private stories. the private story is obviously cfs only. the main is my entire snap but it excludes all my cousins and the public one is for literally everyone. whenever i post, i post on the public one but yesterday bc of my clothes, i posted to the main so my cousins wouldn't see it. but somehow my cousins werent fucking blocked off the story and a few of them saw it. some of my cousins are cool and some aren't. two of them screenrecorded it. i honestly completely forgot about the post until my mom barged into my room at 4 in the morning shoving her phone in my face.

it was a whatsapp chat where my uncle (dads older brother) sent it to my mom and my dad. he sent my mom a very angry voice message about my upbringing and how my mom should be ashamed of herself for raising a daughter like me. my uncle and my dad don't have the greatest relationship but me and my uncle get along very well. he loves me very much and so do i. its just that im so ashamed that he saw that kind of picture of me. i always dress very modestly when i'm in pakistan and whenever i post a selfie or something.

what's crazy to me is that he sent that shit straight to my mom and dad... my mom saw it this morning during fajr prayers and she deleted it off my dads phone so i don't believe he saw it and i also blocked my uncle off my dads phone so he doesn't call him.

i talked to my cousin and asked why she screenshotted and she said it was so she could ask me to remove the video because it wasn't decent. i was so stressed the whole time and i apologized so much for what i did and i begged her to calm her dad down and delete the photo off his phone and to not call my father about it. i have uni coming up in a few weeks and i truly do not have the money to pay all my tuition myself. like my dad, my mom and i are all joining money together in order to pay. if my dad finds out about this, he might marry me off, send me back home and marry me off, cut contact w me and kick me out or he might just kill me.

there isn't much to be shameful abt than the fact that my uncle saw it... my uncle and aunt are huge gossipers and even tho i dont feel as though she would go around and tell people this kind of stuff, she's also not very trustworthy. my uncle is petty and likes to bring up bad things into random conversations. i begged my cousin and she calmed me down and all but i dont trust these people. my aunt told my mom that it's okay and i made a mistake and i realized it and she also told my mom that i had expressed my shame regarding my uncle seeing it and he was very happy that i acknowledged my actions. she said it's okay to love your body and be proud but there's a limit and i crossed it. but she said that she wouldn't tell my dad and that it'll blow over soon but i dont fucking believe her at all. my aunt has been my moms biggest enemy since she got married into that house and who's to say she isn't mine too?

the fact that they have this video of me at all is so so fucking bad. i could barely sleep after i saw it. my chest hurts and it feels like something heavy is on it. my stomach keeps flipping and i feel like throwing up all the time. i don't know how long this will take to blow over but this is absolutely horrible. im wishing so hard that this is just a dream and i can just wake up from it at any given moment but it isn't so i have no idea what to do. my mom hates me right now and she's angry again. i don't know if my dad knows about this. i'm just so so broken up over this. i don't know what to do.

#someone help me #i feel so pathetic rn

[aizawaskittenwhore]

𝘯𝘴𝘧𝘸 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘯𝘴

≛ 𝘧𝘵. 𝘪𝘻𝘶𝘬𝘶, 𝘣𝘢𝘬𝘶𝘨𝘰, 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘰, 𝘥𝘢𝘣𝘪, 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘬𝘪, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘢𝘸𝘬𝘴.

≛ 𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘳𝘦: 𝘴𝘮𝘶𝘵. 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘵.

≛ 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘴: 1𝘬

≛ 𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴: 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘺 𝘥𝘦𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘥𝘢𝘤𝘳𝘺𝘱𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘢 /𝘤𝘳𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘴𝘦𝘹, 𝘦𝘹𝘩𝘪𝘣𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘮, 𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘳𝘶𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨/𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘵 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺, 𝘧𝘦𝘮𝘥𝘰𝘮 (𝘴𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘬𝘪), 𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯.

𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘺𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 18. 𝘥𝘶𝘩.

𝘪𝘻𝘶𝘬𝘶:

i’m gonna be honest

that whole “innocent bby deku🥺” shit is played out. this man will demolish your pussy and will not apologize for it.

izuku has the full capacity to be rough in bed, so don’t let his sweet and demure presence fool you

he’s really into overstim surprisingly enough

watching you stir and keen as you cum again for the third time in a row fills him with a sense of pride

knowing nobody else could make you whine like this, make you sputter and stumble over each word, make you cream all over the dick the way he does

he also adores fucking you to the point where you can’t form a comprehensible sentence

he’ll give you deep, slow strokes while holding a bullet vibe directly to your swollen clit, pine eyes sparkling as he watches you plead for him to stop, yet buck your hips into him, chasing another orgasm.

calls you bunny instead of puppy bc ew

“you’re so insatiable, bunny. you like it when i—ah, fuck!—tease your pussy like this? ‘like it when i take what’s mine?”

the pleasure is overwhelming, insurmountable as he brings you to that prepice over and over again until you’re crying.

he’ll then flip you onto your stomach, hands digging into the dimples and slopes of your hips before absolutely impaling you on his length

he’s thick, and comes in at a solid 6-7 inches, so you’re always sore after a round or two

also

breeding kink. like a major one.

izuku wasn’t always the most confident in his abilities as a boyfriend let alone a lover

so when you started letting him cum inside you it was a huge boost

likes breeding you before work so he can think about the guys that hit on you in the break room smelling the scent of sex all over your body as you walk past them, sticky white fluid creeping down the leg of your pantyhose.

he couldn’t keep other guys from looking at you, but he could damn sure remind you of who you belonged to.

oh, and he’ll slide two fingers in once he’s done and scoop as much of his cum between them as possible before slipping them in your mouth so he can watch you suck it all off

this mf is possessive and nasty.

𝘣𝘢𝘬𝘶𝘨𝘰:

facefucking.

that’s it. send tweet

nah but in all seriousness, katsuki loves watching your eyes well up with tears as you squeeze and milk his dick for all it’s worth.

he’s a good 7-7.5 inches

not an insane amount of girth but the length more than compensates for it

most definitely uses it as a punishment

and isn’t afraid to do it while you’re in public either

which brings us to his exhibition kink

he’s very prideful when it comes to his reputation as a hero, so you would think that it would keep him from doing anything scandal worthy

wrong

it only adds to the searing arousal he gets from watching your tongue fondle his sensitive head, knees bruised from being beneath him for so long

it’s a power trip for him, especially if he’s in costume

depending on your behavior, he’ll be generous and let you swallow while praising your performance

or he’ll wrap a hand around the back of your neck, slide your mouth off of his spit-soaked cock, and stroke himself until his cum splatters all over your eyelashes, fully debauching you in the desolate alleyway

he’s made you walk back home with cum all over your face before, after you’d been particularly bratty over the course of a week

“katsuki! i can’t walk back home like this, what if someone notices?!”

“should’ve thought about that before you decided to visit me while you weren’t wearing any fuckin’ panties. nasty little girl...now hurry up and get a move on, and you better not wipe it off either.”

loves the thrill of humiliating you

unrelated, but he’s an ass man through and through, taking such pleasure in watching it jiggle and ripple under each heavy blow he delivers

takes photos of the marks afterwards and has an album for em.

he also loves fucking you on different surfaces around your penthouse (and his agency)

the man is territorial

so what better way to mark his territory than by making his gorgeous girlfriend squirt and cream all over it?

𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘰:

babe i am so sorry for your neighbors

cause if there’s nothing else shinsou loves it’s to make you scream

he’s got a corruption kink, but not in the way most people do

he doesn’t give a damn if you’re sweet and innocent, or if you’ve got the mouth of a sailor and could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch

what matters to him is making you lose your composure.

one day you’d been anticipating a call back from a job interview you’d gone to a few days prior

and shinsou just so happened to be observing your blissed-out expression as he ground into you from below, your body atop his

when your damned phone started ringing

being the sly little shit that he is, he saw an opportunity

“answer the phone pretty girl...don’t wanna keep them waiting, do you?”

reaching for your buzzing cell, you press the green ‘accept’ button, raising the device to your ear as you jolt forward

“hello, may i speak to y/n?” a chipper voice chimed through the receiver.

“t-this is sh-she. how can i—ah!—help you?” you garble your words, trying to suppress your moans

hitoshi merely takes this as a challenge, opting to drive into you deeper whilst trying to keep the noise down, it’s less fun when it’s obvious what you two are doing

his dick is thick as FUCK. 6 going on 7 inches but honestly you couldn’t give less of a fuck with the way he’s stretching you

surprisingly enough you managed your way through the phone call, telling the white lie of “helping the neighbors move”

but little did you know this was only the beginning of hitoshi’s new favorite pastime

he’s another exhibitionist too

so uh...good luck with that

remote control vibrators on dinner dates, fingers stuffed deep inside your sloppy cunt while he makes small talk with your mom at the dinner table,

even kneeling beneath your desk and sending you to heaven and back while you’re on a video call with your fucking boss.

he’s addicted to watching you fall apart, and is more than willing to apply that pressure.

𝘥𝘢𝘣𝘪:

dabi’s dick would fuck anyone stupid.

let’s make that clear.

it’s canon that he’s got a jacob’s ladder, blah blah blah, but let’s discuss how fucking pretty it is

creeping in at a firm eight inches, and about 4 and a half in girth with a drool-worthy mauve tip, his shaft slightly lighter than the rest of his tanned, unscarred skin

it’s dangerous, barbells running up the underside of his shaft or not

definitely into temperature play

and i’m not talking about that soft shit like warming up his fingers whilst they’re plunging in and out of your sweet center

no no no

that fucker will BRAND you and will not apologize

you’re his pretty little cumdump, and he’ll stake his claim upon your body how ever the hell he pleases

degradation is a given.

“—what a fuckin’ whore. tch, you really think you deserve this dick?”

“how about you get on your knees and beg for it then if you’re so damn needy.”

“quit your god damn whining, or i swear i’ll leave you spread out on this fuckin’ bar for shiggy to find. maybe i’ll even get a promotion for giving him such a slutty little bitch to use.”

“what’s wrong? does it hurt sweetheart? can’t take it after you talked all that shit earlier?” you shake your head no, thighs trembling as you struggle to maintain the position dabi’s folded you into. “...good.” he smirks, eyes gleaming with malice before pounding you to filth, cries spilling from your mouth as you beg for release, knowing he won’t give it to you.

making you cry? a specialty of dabi’s. your tears get him harder than anything; to watch your lips quiver as you sniffle, wiping away tears while he palms himself through his sweats

has shown you off to shigaraki, and will not hesitate to tongue your fluids off his digits while carrying on a full conversation with the other man.

after all, when you know your toy’s better than someone else’s, you tend to brag.

𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘬𝘪:

speaking of this mf

he’s the reason gamer boys get the rep of having massive dicks

cause god damn did you not expect this man to be slinging around eight bordering on nine inches of dick. four and a half to five inches of girth. poor you.

he’s also got a penchant for angry sex, so if that’s not enough of an indication that you’re going to have trouble walking afterwards i don’t know what is

but one thing he loves more than taking you apart piece by piece and cumming inside of you with zero remorse?

doing it when he’s in the middle of a game, and he’s online with the party’s voice chat.

“mmm—god, you really will do anything i tell you....swallowing every inch while these guys get to listen, and you’re not even embarrassed, you’re getting off on it!”

“i love little sluts like you, always doing whatever it takes just to have a cock pry them open at all times. that’s what you are, right? my little slut, made for me to do whatever i want to.”

yes, he’s made you whine so sweetly for him, cry as you beg him to touch you, while he plays fucking valorant.

and you can’t count how many times he’s mocked the way you gag and choke on his massive length while he played genshin impact with random guys online.

is a sucker for a good set of nudes, and isn’t afraid to ask for them on a regular basis

plus he just likes taking pictures/videos of you in general, saving them to a private album of his phone for him to use when you’re not there

he may parade you around as though you’re a lifeless fuckdoll, but if nothing else he’s possessive, and would rather relive the pain of losing to all might than let another man see you the way he does

but i’ll be honest, tomura’s not always a teasing, possessive, vindictive asshole with a huge dick.

he’s also a teasing, possessive, vindictive asshole with a thing for being dominated....and a huge dick.

see, it balances out!

it started with a bet that if he lost another round of mortal kombat you got to peg him

it took a lot of convincing, but he agreed to the terms, certain he’d win regardless

and after button smashing like your life depended on it with subzero, you managed to secure the win.

a grin stapled itself to your face after being treated to two hours of tomura’s incessant sobs and wails

“mhm—please...i can’t take it—ah! fuck, fuck, fuck! right there!”

“don’t make me work for it, i promise you’ll never be player two again, just please let me cum—m’ so close..”

game nights are always fun with him, you can count on it.

𝘩𝘢𝘸𝘬𝘴:

my god my god

i’m gonna say it right now: keigo doesn’t eat pussy for you.

he does it for him.

and that makes all the difference in the fucking world when he’s pulling you to sit on his face

scruff scratching at your inner thighs deliciously as he makes you squirt alllll over aforementioned facial hair, rolling your hypersensitive clit between soft lips and a fluid tongue

he could stay between your thighs for hours and hours on end

will propose to devour you in the most inappropriate of places

and honestly? isn’t the least bit ashamed about it. elevators, in front of large office windows just a few stories above the street where you’re just barely visible to the people below,

on endeavor’s decorative towels after he spread them out on the floor so he could fuck you senseless on top of them, etc.

the flame hero had pissed him off earlier, and he needed to exert some petty rage. this was most sensible use of his energy.

also in case it wasn’t obvious: breeding kink. duh.

no thoughts head empty just hawks begging to breed you during his rut

“come on pretty girl, let me make you a momma....can’t wait to stuff you full of my chicks....”

he blushes so deeply when he’s close to cumming

and boy does he fucking whine

dick is just as pretty as he is, he’s a good 6 inches with a three inch girth; tip flushed and pink

definitely cherishes intimacy during sex

and will certainly go out of his way to make sure you feel comfortable/desired

he could have all the money/fame in the world

and it still wouldn’t compare to the feeling of your thighs suffocating him while he slurps at your cunt like it’s his last meal.

#izuku midoriya x reader #bakugo x reader #shinsou x reader #dabi x reader #shigaraki x reader #hawks x reader #mha x reader #bnha x reader #mha smut #bhna smut #deku x reader #bakugo smut #dabi smut #kittybutmakeitferal