Preliminary battle 15
Jean-Ralphio & Mona-Lisa Saperstein (parks and recreations) vs Troy Barnes & Abed Nadir (community)
PROPAGANDA UNDER THE CUT!
Jean-Ralphio & Mona-Lisa
They’re a brother-sister duo who are basically the same person. They’re spoiled rich kids who are absolutely awful at life. Just disasters of human beings. Everyone they meet instantly hates them, with the exception of maybe one or two people. Whenever they get turned down for something, they call it a “smart move” on the part of the person who turned them down because even they know how terrible they are at everything. They constantly have to beg their father (a doctor/entrepreneur) for money, and he hates them so much that he asks all his patients if they want to adopt his kids (they are both adults). At the end of the show they commit insurance fraud together by faking their deaths for insurance money, and Jean-Ralphio had previously gotten run over by a Lexus for insurance money. They are the characters of all time.
Troy & Abed
Look Abed is pretty smart but only in… specific areas. Troy is just a big dumbass all around. They’re goofy and silly and get made fun of by other characters sometimes but they’re best friends who do stupid shit together and they’re so so special
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Imagine, if you will - please, please, if you've watched the show, humor me here - a Parks and Rec episode:
Ben is, once again, deeply depressed. This time, he has taken up something called "Nerdy Taxidermy," and in her desperation to rid their house of animal corpses, Leslie calls in reinforcements.
Chris knows what to do. It's bad this time, and they need to have an actual intervention. Luckily, Chris is so, so, so good at delegating, and he knows exactly who to go to when an event of any kind needs planning.
Tom steps up to the task with his signature Tom-ness. He booked the entire Snakehole Lounge. The decorations are gaudy and wildly inappropriate. No one's quite sure why he hired a caterer. But the most baffling part is the musical guests.
Chris realizes he made a mistake when Jean-Ralphio and Mona Lisa arrive with microphones.
You've got it? The scene is set in your head? You're ready? Okay.
Now listen to this song by Queen
("That's by Queen," Jean-Ralphio announces as he sets off a bunch of smoke bombs, under the cover of which he and his sister plan to disappear mysteriously. Unfortunately, he bought his "smoke bombs" at a "significant discount" in a back alley from his orthodontist and has just set off a whole lot of stink bombs.)
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Panfandom Hanukkah Bingo
WHAT: A fanworks bingo celebrating Jewish (and Jew-ish) characters across any and all fandoms. Write fanfiction and/or create graphics (moodboards, edits, vids, whatever you like) to fill prompts on this overall bingo card. During the 8 nights of Hanukkah, submit your fills to the AO3 collection and/or post them on Tumblr to be reblogged and added to the Bingo Masterpost.
WHY: Jewish characters and Jewish fans are often overlooked or erased during the Winter Holiday Season in favor of “Secret Santa” exchanges, Christmas-themed fics, and the idea that ~Hanukkah is Jewish Christmas~ (which spoiler for all fics in this bingo: it’s not). This panfandom Bingo challenge is to celebrate Hanukkah on its own terms and give Jewish characters and fans a place to breathe. :)
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Yesterday on something called "Truth Social", Donald Trump posted a video. Here are some of the highlights...
Meanwhile his followers...
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we are the ~*wo-oOOor-st*~
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they both broke some glass shit in the same episode. they’re literally my favourite people.
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Watching Jenny slates stand up is like watching mona lisa if she had a mom
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