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mebeindelulu · 10 months

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- I.M. -

He called you on facetime when he went out for a run.

#changkyun #i.m #i.m changkyun #changkyun imagines #changkyun x reader #im changkyun #monsta x #monsta x au #monsta x fanfic #monsta x imagines #changkyun fanfic #monsta x x reader #monsta x fluff #monsta x funny #monsta x reader #changkyun x you #changkyun fluff

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dream-of-kpop · 2 years

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Monsta X and Assumptions

[like when youtubers do those Q&A videos where people send in assumptions they have about them- yeah]

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I.M: "Let's talk about assumptions we have about each other." *opens beer bottle*

Wonho: "I don't know what an 'assumption' is but it sounds boring..."

I.M: "Nahhhh it'll be fun. I'll start." *drinks* "For example, Kihyun looks like the type to own nothing but black turtleneck sweaters."

Kihyun: "Are you sure you're not talking about Woozi?"

I.M: "Wow Kihyun, you just saved yourself with that one."

Kihyun: "Thanks."

Jooheon: "I'm telling Jihoon what you said-"

Kihyun: "IT WAS A JOKE."

Wonho: "Ohhhh I get it now!"

Hyungwon: "Ok wait, what assumption do you guys have about me?"

Wonho: "Actually...you look like the type to sing, 'THE BEST TIME TO WEAR A STRIPED SWEATERRRR~'."

Hyungwon: "No I don't."

Jooheon: "Go put on a sweater and sing bruh."

Hyungwon: "It's too hot in here 'cause of the heater. I'll pass out."

Kihyun: "And?"

Jooheon: "DO ITTTTT PLEASEEEEEE???" *starts doing aegyo*

*Hyungwon leaves and returns with an oversized sweater*

Hyungwon: "The best time to wea-"

Shownu: "Louder."

Hyungwon: "THE BEST TIME TO WEAR A STRIPED SWEATERRRRRR, IS ALL THE TIMEEEEEE! ONE LITTLE COLOR, TURTLENECK, THAT'S THE KINDDDDDD!"

*Monsta X dies of laughter*

Hyungwon: *sits down embarrassed taking off the sweater* "I'm never doing that shit again."

Minhyuk: "Good thing I recorded it then." *lays phone down*

I.M: "Okayyyy~ next assumption. SHOWNU YOU'RE NEXT!"

*Shownu looks up startled*

Jooheon: "Homeboy definitely eats Cheetos at midnight by himself."

Wonho: "Yeah, I can totally see that."

Minhyuk: "I feel like Shownu has a son named Markees."

Shownu: "What?"

Minhyuk: "You heard me."

Hyungwon: "I-I don't even know how to respond to that."

Shownu: "Well...in that case, I assume Minhyuk has a girlfriend."

Kihyun: *chuckles* "HA- you're funny Hyunwoo."

Minhyuk: "That's ok Kihyun." *smiles at Kihyun then Shownu* "Thank you for the assumption."

Jooheon: "Oooo I have an assumption about Changkyun."

I.M: "Spill it."

Jooheon: "Changkyun looks like the type to wear a Nirvana shirt but only listened to 'Smells Like Teen Spirit'."

Minhyuk: *shakes head* "Kurt Cobain would be disappointed..."

I.M: "I've dabbled in some rock here and there."

Wonho: "You aren't talking about drugs right?"

I.M: "What? No."

Jooheon: "And Minhyuk-" *points to him* "You look like the human version of yeet."

Minhyuk: "I don't know what that means but thank you."

Hyungwon: "Wait I'll go next!"

I.M: "It wasn't your turn yet."

Hyungwon: "I thought we're just going randomly...But anyways, I assume Wonho has a Grindr account."

Wonho: "Ok, that's a really good guess."

I.M: "Was that supposed to be funny?"

Hyungwon: "No just mainly a guess."

Minhyuk: "Are you referring to yourself having a Grindr account? I don't get it."

Hyungwon: "Forget it."

*awkward silence*

Shownu: "Um, I assume Kihyun doesn't have abs."

Kihyun: "Pfffft, I do actually." *lifts shirt*

I.M: "Just put it away..."

Kihyun: "What?"

Hyungwon: "Fam, there's nothing there."

Kihyun: *looks down* "What? Nah, it's just the light is hitting it wrong."

Jooheon: "I think those gym regimens are hitting wrong."

*Kihyun pulls his shirt back down and sits awkwardly*

Wonho: "Okie, Changkyun your turn."

I.M: "I assume that...that...Minhyuk...you like string beans."

Minhyuk: "What?"

Shownu: "Can we stop?"

Jooheon: "Why?"

Shownu: "I'm getting bored. Also this heater is getting too hot."

Minhyuk: "If it helps, Hyungwon looks like the type to tell a bunch of his friends he's gonna be famous on Tik Tok and only has 3 followers."

Hyungwon: "Yes, that helps my self-esteem a lot." *takes a swig of beer*

Shownu: "Ok, I'm having fun again."

I.M: "Actually, you're right. It is getting hot in here..."

Kihyun: "Please turn it off Wonho since you're the closest one to it."

*Wonho promptly turns off the heater*

Kihyun: "Ok, now can you hoes stop complaining?"

Jooheon: "Damn, you're still mad about what I said, aren't you?"

Kihyun: "Joo, shut the hell up."

I.M: "Kihyun, now's your chance! What assumption do you have about Jooheon?"

Jooheon: "YOU'RE SIDING WITH HIM???"

Minhyuk: "Oh my god, this is so intense."

Kihyun: "Jooheon looks like he freestyles to trap remixes of Cocomelon songs."

Jooheon: *he stands up in a fit of rage with tears sliding down his cheeks* "TOO FAR-" *leaves immediately*

Hyungwon: "Kihyun, how could you?"

I.M: "...I mean can see it. The songs are fire sometimes, but that was totally disrespectful Kihyun."

*one by one, each member leaves until Kihyun is the last one sitting*

Kihyun: "I'm confused, what did I say?"

Wonho: *stands up* "What didn't you say?" *leaves mysteriously*

Kihyun: ????

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Epilogue:

[everyone, except Kihyun, gathers around Jooheon as he hugs a pillow and sulks]

*Minhyuk rubs his back*

Shownu: "Would it make you feel better if we played some Cocomelon?"

Jooheon: *pouts* "No."

I.M: "Come on, we know it'll make you feel better."

Jooheon: "Fine."

*briefly goes to Youtube and finds a video*

TV: *music* "COCOMELON!"

*Jooheon cries even harder*

Minhyuk: "WAY TO GO SHOWNU-"

Shownu: "I THOUGHT IT WOULD MAKE HIM FEEL BETTER-"

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hyungwonthefraud

:)

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lunetual · 1 year

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CHAEM: DESTINED FOR ENMITY

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minzbins · 11 months

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I.M MONMUKGO EP.17

#monsta x #mx #changkyun #im changkyun #mx7net #monstaxedits #kiwitracks #madstual #usersrin #ayatracks #marieblr #!melstuff #monmukgo #monmukgo ep.17 #i love him i love him i love him #this whole ep just sjkdjfshvdfhxkjsdfxlkv #they're so funny and just sooo sdjkshjdshxklsdk #i love them so much

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purp1einmyh3ad · 6 months

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jookyuns · 8 months

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nunu & hoho’s yum-yum-yum-yum-show [ep.12] // best takes

#monsta x #shownu #wonho #monstax #monstaxedits #mine #honne #nu #food tw #eating tw #apparently i had this in drafts LOL #theyre so funny the yum show was peak dumb and dumber behavior i love them

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mauloveskpop · 1 year

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Welcome Back Shownu!

#shownu #son hyunwoo #monsta x #malegroupsnet #dailybg #kpopco #k-archives #ceeblr #isaishi #usermarnyia #slmtag #tuserose #danablr #usershri #mine #gif #he's so unanimated it's pretty funny

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minhyukie · 1 year

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comedy kings tbh

#monstaxedits #monsta x #minhyuk #kihyun #hyungwon #jooheon #changkyun #**mine #also #wonyoung #because she's so cute here.. her laugh was so cute #anyway minhyuk (+mx) are so funny #i love that they always make the comeback interviews something Fun and Different #and they always include the MCs in on their jokes!

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scuopsie · 1 year

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Kihyun is already too powerful as the main vocal, but as a rapper? Ooooofff he’d cause some serious damage to our poor hears (and ovaries)😫👌🏻

#kihyun #yoo kihyun #monsta x #220109 #i will never shut up about how good he looks with this hair…#its so funny bc he got the hair cut like a day after i posted the long hair edits saying he’d look really good with longer hair #so its almost like he saw them and cut his hair shorter out of spite like ‘i look good with shorter hair too bitch’#like calm down🙄

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laysdimplesareillegal · 4 months

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I’m your mom, here’s my first impression of your boy you brought home mx

Shownu

Looks like he would give good hugs if he wasn’t abhorrently disgusted by physical touch. He doesn’t make much sense when he talks but at least he’s content. And if that makes you happy that makes me happy😊good choice honey

Wonho

…I’m looking into you through him and seeing the trauma you retained to feel the need to date a man this big. I’m also wondering why is he so big. But he seems very sincere. I think I’d need to get to know him a bit more before I can approve of him dating my daughter🤔

Minhyuk

Wowza this man likes to talk, good thing he can lead a convo because I can’t, but are you sure you’re ready to adopt another pet? He gives cant cook energy😕we’ll see if he steps up with the gf effect

Kihyun

I’m a little afraid tbh sweetheart. I didn’t raise a dumb daughter but I hope you’re ready to lose every argument, he doesn’t seem like he admits when he’s wrong. He covers it very poorly with a poster son facade.🫣 looks like he’ll have cute kids

Hyungwon

Hmm… does he really even want to date you..? I love you sweetie but he hasn’t said a word and it’s been 3 hours.. I would prefer you have a bf who wants to interact with you but he’s very attractive and I’m all for you having jealous groupies so🤗

Jooheon

..does he perpetually talk in baby talk? You know the rules honey *points to house rules* he get two passes then I reserve the right to kick him out of the house.. But bring him for game night with the neighbors we hate!😃

Changkyun

The idgaf poker face is pretty intimidating, but tell him to watch himself before I wipe that smirk off his face. You know your mom won’t tolerate narcissists😤I trust you can whip him into shape