#murder is bad manners

[haveyoureadthismgyabook]

Series info:

Book 1 of Wells and Wong

Book 2: Arsenic for Tea

Book 3: First Class Murder

Book 4: Jolly Foul Play

Book 5: Mistletoe and Murder

Book 6: A Spoonful of Murder

Book 7: Death in the Spotlight

Book 8: Top Marks for Murder

Book 9: Death Sets Sail

#books #middle grade #mystery #historical fiction #murder most unladylike #wells and wong #murder is bad manners #robin stevens #poll

[redbreastedbird]

Can I ask you why MMU vol. 1 & 2 had different titles in the US of A? I understand changing British vernacular and spelling conventions, but what made you decide to change the titles? I'm just curious about how these things are decided in publishing!

My US publisher really felt that ‘Murder Most Unladylike’ as a title didn’t work for the US market at that point - it was the era of very very long kids’ book titles, and also apparently the ‘Murder Most [something]’ construct isn’t as famous in the US as it is in the UK.

It’s something I do regret - everyone got so confused about the first two books having different titles that I had to put my foot down and say no more title changes after book 2. I’m glad about that - I do like my UK titles, even though of course I know that they need to be changed when the books are translated into other languages.

#robin stevens #murder most unladylike #murder is bad manners

[the-dust-jacket]

#Enola Holmes #Myrtle Hardcastle #Wells and Wong #robin stevens #Nancy Springer #Elizabeth C. Bunce #Love That? Read This! #The Case of the Missing Marquess #murder is bad manners #premeditated myrtle

[kingsbridgelibraryteens]

Middle School Monday: Murder is Bad Manners (A Wells & Wong Mystery) by Robin Stevens 

This story takes place in the 1930’s at the elite boarding school called Deepdean School for Girls. Best friends Daisy Wells and Hazel Wong have very different personalities, but together they are an amazing team. When Daisy decides to form a detective agency, it seems only natural that bold Daisy will play the Sherlock Holmes role, while shy Hazel will be her Watson. 

Unfortunately, Daisy and Hazel can’t find any exciting mysteries to solve … until Hazel discovers the body of their science teacher Miss Bell lying on the floor of the gym. Even curiouser, by the time Hazel runs for help and comes back, the body has disappeared. Nobody believes that there was a crime at all -- nobody except Daisy, who is eager to start investigating right away!

Give this book to older kids and younger teens who love historical mysteries, kid detectives, and stories that will make them think and also make them laugh.

#Middle School Monday #Murder is Bad Manners #Wells & Wong Mystery #Robin Stevens #mystery #Kid Lit #weneeddiversebooks #Kingsbridge Library #NYPL

[daily-hanamura]

#p4 #persona 4 #hanamura yosuke #yosuke hanamura #EVERYDAY IM HOWLING. EVERYDAY IM SCREAMING. #for context this comes at the heel of yosuke charging at mitsuo kubo in rage because of his flippance towards killing saki and he's hit har #but souji and kanji jump in to protect him #like ok a lot of things going on here such as the obvious OH MY GODDDD yosuke being yosuke and taking things on for himself #because he doesn't want to bother people?? because he's made it his own responsibility? because his survivor's guilt is still lingering? #i mean don't tell me he doesn't look at how he surrendered to his shadow like apart from his self-sacrificing propensity #i low key feel like everytime yosuke demands answers about saki's death from the murderer/god/etc there's this undertone of how #he would rather it have been him #he cheapens his own life so much and for what #BUT ALSO!! ALSO!! not just souji jumping in because we know he would he's down bad for yosuke BUT ALSO KANJI #listen you've all heard me talk so much about how i adore kanji yosuke friendships #i can't really tell whether it's kanji or souji that says “haven't we earned your trust yet” but it's a line that hits SO HARD #regardless of which one of them was saying it and i think it hits hard in slightly different manners #it's kanji's admiration and how he looks up to yosuke and how he wants to be closer to yosuke as a friend/kouhai/whatever you want #tatsumi “who's your partner now!” kanji has so much respect for yosuke he wants yosuke to rely on him too!!! #and this stands out because kanji is very conscious of social hierarchies and such but as a kouhai as yosuke's junior #he's so specific about wanting yosuke to treat him as an equal #i smtimes feel bad for kanji because he has a bit of that vibe of a poor puppy trailing after souyo because he wants to be in their convos! #he wants to be included! but critically he also just! wants them to SEE him!! #going a lil off tangent but i think kanji's attitude towards souji is very much one of kouhai respect like he understands his place #of like deferring to souji or getting advice from him and just generally regarding him as a reliable mentor #and it's the same with chie and yukiko? but idk man. with yosuke. guys. with yosuke i always feel like kanji wants to break that hierarchy #that convention. that social norm. to cross a line and be closer to yosuke. #he's more willing to tease yosuke in a way he doesn't with the other 2nd years. and this isn't coming from a place of disrespect either #AGAIN. KANJI REALLY LIKES YOSUKE. he wants to protect yosuke!!! he jumps at the opportunity for yosuke to rely on him!! #i'm getting delulu but there's those hints of “yosuke senpai i want you to see me as a man!!!” kind of energy here and i'm it's yknow hmm

[miralines]

I don’t have the brainpower to elaborate on this the way it deserves but the Toy Soldier is a brilliant parody of militarism and Dapper Steampunk Englishness that really doesn’t get enough credit

#the mechanisms #the mechs #the toy soldier #as I’ve been archiving I found a Jessica law tweet about bad retrofuturism #the kind of thing I like to refer to as taking the punk out of steampunk #and she mentions ts’s manner is very similar to what she’s criticizing #and acknowledges it does murder which that character archetype doesn’t generally #but she didn’t get into how. it does murder. it follows any order. it loves battle and is posh and knows everything about tea etiquette. #and those are bad!! it’s not noble or gallant it’s a very polite war criminal!! #it’s that genteel English officer taken seriously and with the implications of its violence #which is a wonderful pushback to the kind of popular ‘steampunk’ that’s just romanticized neovictorianism

[lorstandian]

fun fact. when you have a bounty in world pvp you can enter a pet battle and become literally unattackable by any means. not even npcs can get you out of the pet battle.

most likely due to the fact i dont think blizzard foresaw people pet battling in warmode, let alone with a bounty on your head.

#world of warcraft #to be even more bad mannered you can log off in the pet battle and it removes your bounty. #yes this even means a pet battle duel we tried it when heterophobe had the bounty. #still very much so unhurtable by any means. #it is so scary having a bounty in a pet battle watching 20 ppl land on you and start aoeing #blizzard was never prepared for me in warmode i do be the person fishing inbetween killing people. #'do you pvp with tongues on' when im in warmode i have it on 24/7 i gotta know what they say when a rogue murders them brutally #my fav is goku a monk who said 'bruh' #2nd fav is a hunter who was taunting me to 1v1 him so i killed him and he said 'oh shit he has a rogue with him' #???? i was the rogue

[midwinterhunt]

The community I'm in, Drawception, hosts magmas but I'm always kicked out of there due to an incident I had in an aggie where I let trolls in because I was desperate for users.

An Incident™

Sorry, this is surely not a moment in which to make jokes, that sounds very tragic. If you wanna stick around, I have been known to post magma sessions for anyone to join from time to time. I would love to try a drawing game i know on magma, because the last time i tried ended in a minor disaster haha

#ask #fair warning i have deleted multiple canvases after it went bad #like #drawings get taken over by bad manner people/things get erased/trolls #i will straight up murder a whole canvas from existence

[lukasdoodles]

Some quick doodles of Julia fighting stuff + quotes from his attacks :)

#punch out #punch out oc #Julia Armstrong #julia jewels #also yea lil Mac is the one hitting him #Julia gets punched OUT so many times #only match he wins against Mac is his first one and after that mac beats him to death #(in a friendly manner not murder they are sportsmanlike) #Julia goes down with a broken nose black eyes teeth knocked out hair band broke fingers smashed he ain’t doin good #Mac feels so bad the first time he defeats Julia like bruh….is this why ur mom tried to bribe me to go easy on you. what. #Julia can’t fight his mom just paid people off so that they wouldn’t kill her son fhdbrhdenf #Mac breaks the cycle by being like what no I’m not taking bribes and then he beats julia up in their second match #they get along ok #julia attracts silent friends (like Kaori) and peppy happy people (like Kaori and Disco lol) so while Mac isn’t that exciting to be around #Julia finds him cool and tries to he bros with him #just <33333

[krakenshipwreck]

moving in with ryan donato huh?????

#i also love the conviction that shane is 100 percent on board with everything #shane wright could be quietly plotting the murder of everyone in the kraken organization and he would still stare intensely into #the camera and speak earnestly and rapidly about how much he agrees with his team and how coach has his best interests at heart #like you can read these quotes and you can hear the urgent and overly intense manner in which he would deliver them #like i cannot even imagine how bad the circumstances would have to get for consummate canadian hockey boy shane wright to admit that he #is not happy with his team and thinks they are making the wrong decisions #like ron francis could chain him in the basement and feed him spiders and shane would still #tell the media that the kraken are developing him the right way #(anyway i do personally still support the plan here but i just think it's funny that shane is like the least reliable source on this issue)

[redbreastedbird]

What do you think about the American titles for MMU books? And how did they come about? Because I just found out that MMU is called murder is not polite in America and I don't know how I feel about it...

Yeah, MMU is called Murder is Bad Manners in the US and AFT is called Poison is Not Polite.

Basically, my US publishers felt like no one in the US knew the ‘Murder Most’ construction that I was playing on for MMU’s title, and also wanted a longer title to fit with US middle-grade titling conventions. I didn’t particularly mind, although I much prefer the UK titles. Authors don’t tend to have control over titles in different territories - like in Germany the title kind of translates to ‘Murder is not for young ladies’ and in Italy it translates to ‘Murders for young ladies’ so each place has a different title!

But then UK fans started to get confused and think that the US editions were different books, and it caused a lot of trouble as people were complaining. So I had to ask my US publishers to stop altering titles, and they’ve been the same as the UK ones ever since!

#murder most unladylike #robin stevens #murder is bad manners

[softersinned-arc]

so i don’t know if astoria ever identifies herself as andrastian but i do think she really enjoys being the herald of andraste because if anyone really wants to challenge her on like... nine out of the ten things she wants to do, she can just grimace and say “i don’t think andraste, bride of the maker and prophetess of your faith, would be happy to hear about this”

#(someone poses the idea of presenting her as andraste's second coming and astoria's head snaps around so fast she looks possessed) #(who's gonna stop her!) #('get out of ferelden' make me lowlander! lift me up and carry me out of skyhold! i helped save your country twice now! give me a house!) #('this isn't yours' first of all all things are mine through the blessings of your maker AND his bride so jot that down) #(if a dalish elf doesn't spit in teagan's face when he tries to kick the inquisition out then frankly i think bioware failed us) #('this is fereldan land' actually the frostbacks are mostly held by the avvar - sovereign peoples not bound by your chantry or your law - ) #( - and HOW much of mainland ferelden used to be dalish before we got murdered? a lot huh? get out of my house) #(as a political historian i understand the necessity of preventing another sovereign power exist within a state's borders) #(as a fan of comedy i think the inquisitor should be bored as fuck whenever it's brought up and say 'take it up with the big guy') #('if the maker didn't want me here then why am i still here? i had brunch with his wife just the other day and he didn't say anything sooo') #i. they say i did something bad; then why does it feel so good? ( mannerisms )

[look-at-the-stars-tonight]

hi besties Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow was SO fucked up

#snw #st: snw #snw spoilers #im just. #starfleet really said 'hi la'an u get to watch someone u care about die and visit ur mass murderer ancestor from the past' #and also ur not allowed any therapy ever to deal with that shit <3 #sorry byeeee #i was a little meh about her in the beginning #but if this is the kind of stuff she gets put through on a regular basis NO WONDER she's like this #she deserves Better #and that phone call at the end. #like she knows and the audience knows her and kirk are Never going to be a thing #and it's so so so fucked #her friend/whatever he was #is effectively dead #but there's this person walking around wearing his face and his mannerisms #and its FUCKED GUYS ITS SO SO BAD #this is worse than the child murder episode hot take #actually i think i was really disturbed after that one too #i liked this one tho #i would watch it again even tho it would make me sad #would not watch child murder again. don't even really remember what it was about except that it made me very sad #snw rlly loves tonal whiplash #i hope the next one is a comedy #so glad i put off watching this one until that one had also come out #i hope she gets to talk to pelia at least #TECHNICALLY she's from all the times so #not from this time and also she was there and met James! #la'an babygirl i hope they start treating u better #no one has gone through More than Her

[chaepink]

can u make headcannons on sub!yan’s tendencies in the relationship?

also can i be 🉑 or 🌝 anon?

dating sub!yandere boys hcs ♡

sub!yandere boys when they date you.

wc: 1.1k+ words | masterlist

dom!fem!reader, unhealthy relationship, mention of killing/murder, both sfw and nsfw!, mention of feminization, bondage

note: yes you can be 🌝 anon!

— your yandere would be possessive of you, even more compared to when you two were just friends

— well, you thought you two were just friends. he already assumed you two were together sometime earlier during his friendship with you

— he would do anything for you in order to make sure you're happy and safe

— a friend of yours is getting too touchy with you? well the next day that friend is ignoring you and when you confront them, they look at you scared and quickly scurry away from you. did your yandere do something to them? surely not

— a weird guy keeps following you around your neighborhood? well a couple of days later you see on the news that his body has been found near a river and weirdly enough, you havent seen your yandere on the days before the guy's death

— you complain to your yandere about how a teacher gave you a bad grade on something you worked so hard on? suddenly your grade changes to a A and that same exact teacher suddenly resigns from the school

— he'll try his best to know where you are most of the time and try to follow you back home to make sure you're safe (though its really obvious, you don't acknowledge him so he thinks he's actually doing something)

— but no matter how scary and possessive they are of you, they just want to be good for you, really

— its almost as if they're a puppy for you, always there for your beck and call

— give them a simple command and they'll do it immediately, no questions asked

— ask them to buy you a snack from the nearest store? he'll return back with a bagful of others that he thought you would like

— they're super clingy and always want to be near you

— somehow they manage to have the same exact classes that you have and at the same time. maybe you guys are just lucky? little do you know that your yandere hacked into the principal's computer to change his schedule to fit with yours

— if you're sick, they would immediately fetch you some medicine and make so many bowls of your favorite soup that you're not sure you could finish them all

— they would be so sad when you're sick cause that means they can't be as close as they usually are with you :(

— in bed, nothing changes at all. rather, he becomes even more infatuated with you

— they're still so good and obedient for you, always following your commands. its cute

— like what i said with him doing it with no hesitation, your yandere is eager to do what you say

— tell him to get on his knees? say less as he's already doing so, staring up at you with such innocent eyes

— tell him to open his mouth for you to stick your fingers inside? he opens wide and sticks out his tongue in such a sinful manner, hazy eyes absolutely begging you to make him choke on your fingers as drool drips down his chin

— order him to suck your strap and get it all wet? he's quick to get in between your legs and get his hands on the fake dick, his mouth going straight to bobbing it up and down and gagging as it hits the back of his throat. he'll try to subtly grind his hard on against your foot without you noticing but you do anyways but he's being a good boy so you allow it

— and oh my god is he so shameless in public

— no hesitation in telling you what he wants you to do to him when there are people around

— you'll be at brunch with some of your friends and suddenly you'll feel a hot breath on your ear, such sinful words coming soon after

"im wearing lingerie under my clothes, your favorite set too. wouldn't you like to just ruin me right here and now? make me cry and look so pretty while you show everyone im yours?"

— safe to say that you immediately dragged him to the family bathroom and fingered him until he was gripping onto you for dear life, begging and crying out for you to stop and take pity on him (he's lying about wanting you to stop)

— when you're out with errands or just at work, he'll take such sinful pictures of himself to send to you randomly

— the pictures would include his legs spread out, a obvious bulge in his underwear, and something adorning his body whether its lingerie, a maid outfit, or rope that's tied so tightly on him

— if he's feeling like teasing you even more, he'll send whimpering audios that beg you to come home and fuck him and if you listen close enough, you'll hear some wet noises that let you know that he's masturbating

"f-fuck, [name] come back s-soon, please? i-i miss you so much! i- ah! i-im wearing your favorite outfit right now! i'll be a g-good ngh boy waiting for you ♡"

— itll end up with you rushing home after you're finished to fuck him dumb in that outfit, making it stained with his tears and cum

— he knows you can't really get him pregnant but your yandere just loves those straps with cum in them that you can just shoot inside him whenever you're fucking him fast and rough

— that'll make his eyes roll back and head throw backwards as he lets out such a loud mewl at the feeling of your fake cum filling him up

— and afterwards he'll tease you by using his fingers to push the cum thats gushing out of his hole back in before licking his fingers

— although your yandere is a good boy for you most of the time, theres times where he's a brat

— he'll talk back to you whenever you command him to do something or cum without permission

— but just some long edging or overstimulation will break him and turn him into a sobbing mess

— tying his hands to the headboard and keeping his legs spread apart whilst a vibrator is inside him on the highest setting is his favorite punishment

— your yandere thinks you don't know that since you do it all the time but you actually do know it, you just love the way his face is stained with his drool and tears while his chest and the sheets underneath him is covered in his cum afterwards

— such a slut but we love him for it

ty for reading to the end! ❤ - chaepink

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[ironunderstands]

The way some of yall mischaracterize Ratio as being stoic in chill when in reality he is 24/7 resisting the urge to rip everyone around him a new one is crazy to me like. He cares so much, so much. It’s unhealthy, he loses the idgaf war every time because Ratio is the least nonchalant person ever like

He was this close to breaking character and throttling Sunday like you cannot tell me he wasn’t planning a murder in this scene. Ratio straight up calls Sunday a crazy bitch but everyone brushed it aside 😭

Honestly his entire conversation with Screwllum is just him tweaking, watch it on YouTube the VAs performance is amazing, you can here just how much He Cares

Genuinely, Aventurine is way better at concealing his true feelings that Ratio. Ratio may be acting for the sake of the plan but the way he truly feels about anything he’s doing always seeps through, it’s why he apologizes to Aventurine in 2.0 in their staged argument scene. It’s why he is as mean to Sunday as he can be. It’s why him pretending that he “hates” Aventurine makes him act so silly. Ratio can’t fully commit to the bit, he can’t force himself to not care or to be someone he isn’t, because fundamentally Ratio CARES and that is something he is incapable of hiding, alabaster bust or not.

The problem is that him expressing his care is often done in a rude and/or blunt manner which people tend to interpret as stoicism or apathy when it’s anything but. Ratio’s vial that he gives to Aventurine is short, sweet and gets straight to the point, because that’s the easiest way for Ratio to express his emotions, even if it’s often detrimental for him and anyone else around him. However Aventurine understands him quite well, and knows that although brief, Ratio telling him to “stay alive, survive this and keep on living” is how he truly feels towards Aventurine, and that’s enough to keep him going.

Underneath Ratios carefully crafted marble facade is a man who cares so much and is so bad at expressing it and I wish the community in general, especially Aventio shippers would acknowledge that more. Ratios true moments of sincerity are brief, but they are anything but stoic. Let the man be soft, it’s in character.

#This turned into a mini essay whoops #I hold Ratios party voiceline for Aven so close to my heart #Not the EN one idk what the translators were on but CN is UGHH it’s so good #Someone else can point out the potentially ableist undertones to how people view Ratio #I’m not gonna do that again because the last time was a disaster #“He’s selfish and cruel and narcissistic” *concerned glance* #Like I know some of it is just hoyo players having the media literacy of rocks #But like theres something wrong there just is it sits so wrong with me #Begging yall to write him correctly in fan content PLEASSEEE #dr ratio #aventurine #aventio #Not necessarily a ship post though

[going-to-ikea-for-the-fries]

It's a Match! || 141 x reader

[ Chapter 2 ] || [ Chapter 4 ]

Pairing: Ghost x Reader || 141 x gn!Reader Words: 1K~ cw: some sexual jokes/innuendos Summary: While overcoming recent heartbreak, you decide to join Tinder in search of a rebound. Your friends advise to just Swipe Right indiscriminately... What happens when 4 soldiers from the same squad match with you?

Chapter 3: Simon

After doing the dishes, you moved yourself over to the living room and turned on the TV. Some rerun of an older season of Law and Order was playing.

You started watching but you found your eyes drifting back to your phone… 

Against your better judgement, you clicked on the Tinder app icon again. Maybe, maybe you should swipe just a little more.

And so you did. 

Today you said ‘Fuck you, Beyoncé’ and always went to the Right, to the Right. 

Just as you were pondering another profile, the screen darkened with a ‘It’s a Match!’ notification, making you jump a bit, as usual.

You clicked the profile and your brow scrunched. 

You didn’t remember liking this one… Though you obviously did, after all, you were liking everyone.

The only picture wasn’t even anything. It was dark and grainy and the man was wearing a black disposable face mask. If that even was him. Could just be a random picture off-Google, picked by someone who wanted to be anonymous. Not quite a catfish but close enough…

“Simon.” You said softly and dragged your finger through the screen to read his bio. For a moment you couldn’t help but smirk a little. He was sarcastic, a bit strange, but charismatic in his own way.

“Bad jokes, Bourbon, Discreet…” You mused while scanning his profile. “Tall enough.” You read aloud and couldn’t help but laugh at it. That made you feel like he was short.

Against your better judgement for the second time, you decided to send him a DM instead of waiting for him to. Something told you he wouldn’t.

you: tall enough - does that mean you’re below 6ft?

Simon: No.

Simon: Means that I have inches to spare.

you: was that a dick joke?

Simon: No.

Simon: Unless you wanted it to be.

You snorted softly under your breath. Of course he was a smart ass too…

you: ambiguous, i like it.

you: so how tall are you then?

Simon: Does it matter?

you: no. just curious.

Simon: 6ft4.

you: that feels like a lie.

Simon: I avoided putting it for a reason.

you: worried people would call you a liar?

Simon: No use. Going to be called it regardless.

you: that’s fair ig.

you: what’s a traveling consultant?

Simon: Similar to a contractor. Get brought in to help businesses all over the world.

you: what kind of businesses?

Simon: That’s need-to-know.

you: you type so formally and professionally jeez.

you: will i ever get to know?

Simon: Force of habit. Don’t text a lot.

Simon: Not if I can help it.

you: somehow i can tell.

you: what are you doing here then?

Simon: Curiosity mostly.

you: trying to see if you attract any fish? 👀

Simon: Something like that. A friend is on here. Wanted to see what all the fuss is about.

you: i see.

you: got anything yet?

Simon: No. But only created this 12 minutes ago.

you: am i your first then?

Simon: Not my first in anything, love.

Your eyes widened a bit and for some reason you found yourself getting a bit flustered, your face warming up just a bit.

you: does that mean you’ve hooked up with people through a dating app before?

Simon: Something of the sorts.

you: aw, im really not going to be your first.

Simon: That’s alright. You can come see me either way.

Simon: I’m sure you’ll find some other thing to be the first at.

Your breath got caught in your throat and you started sputtering. That came out of left field! He had gone from professional and mild-mannered to… flirty so quickly! Gulping, you tried to answer him with something coherent and funny.

you: idk what if you murder me?

Simon: I promise I won’t.

you: is that meant to be enough to convince me? 🤨

Simon: I’ll leave all my guns at home.

you: the fact you have more than one is not reassuring the way you think it is.

Simon: If it makes it any better, I wouldn’t need a gun to kill you.

Even though you don’t know this man, you can imagine that he’s laughing to himself behind his phone screen, all smug, thinking he’s funny. And, the worst part, is that he is.

you: reassuring. thanks.

Simon: Glad to be of service.

you: i think what makes it worse is that uve not got a pic of ur face.

Simon: Wouldn’t hook up with a bloke with his face covered?

you: no? are u trying to get me axe murdered? bc thats how u get axe murdered simon

Simon: LOL.

Simon: No.

you: u sure? a masked face with a mysterious job and a suspicious amount of guns… sounds like the upgraded version of ghostface… except online rather than over the phone.

Simon: I’ll take that as a compliment.

Simon: You’re funny. 

Simon: I like that.

you: thanks. 

Simon: Wondering if you’re that funny in real life or if you’d get all shy on me.

you: probably a mix of both.

Simon: How about we confirm that then? 

Simon: Meet up with me for drinks. No pressure on time or place. You can even postpone if it comes down to it. My job is unpredictable enough so I might have to postpone too.

Your eyes widened. The first attempt at flirting from him, of inviting you for a shag, had been clearly sarcastic… But this one is genuine.

you: ill get back to u on that, is that okay?

Simon: No sweat.

Simon: And if you’re just being polite and not actually going to text me again then: This was fun. Enjoyed myself. Take care.

You bit your lip to suppress a smile when you saw his polite goodbye. He was… sweet, weirdly enough.

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