#my brain is fucked

[darklordsauron]

I WATCHED THE FIRST EPISODE OF RINGS OF POWER (illegally) SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO:

I will list all the bad things and the good things of the first episode. Fair warning, I am right and those articles which calls this piece of steaming shit a masterpiece is wrong.

BAD THINGS-

The acting is sub par and so uncaring that it literally didn't feel like a real, just under a billion dollar, fantasy show based off of the legendary writing of J.R.R Tolkien.(Rest in peace, you deserve the world.)

Galadriel is a Mary-Sue (the perfect person. Everybody wants to be her, she is so 'cool' Rawr XD Uwu) and she is short despite being described in the books as taller than most elvish women and almost half of elvish men.

Elrond seems to have a crush on her and that just makes me nauseated.

Galadriel, if I should even call her that, wears the fëanorian star on every wardrobe item she owns it seems.

Actually, all the elves are the same height or even under it when compared to the humans.

The music sounds more like Game of Thrones than anything even remotely associated with LOTR.

The costume design in terrible. The material is cheap and plastic, they don't even try to conceal it. In one scene you can see that one of the background characters is wearing a black T-shirt underneath the clothes.

They barely say any of the characters' names (except Galadriel, which they repeat almost constantly). I had to google their names.

Brondir is the edgy warrior who is in love with the single mother (already forgot her name) who tries to help everyone around her.

The Harfoots, I also forgot all of their names, are the Hobbits of the second age and I hate the other main character whom comes from them. She is the relatable, clumsy character who is super curious. In other words, the most over used and predictable trope in all of film history.

They bring in new monsters/creatures that Tolkien never, ever wrote about. They probably needed these cliches to make the first episode more interesting.

The CGI sucks especially when Galadriel is climbing the glacier, icy, mounting thingy. The water is jelly and a piece of Valinor's sky literally clips out if you look really closely.

They jump locations every two minutes which gave me a headache and somehow the series is both fast and slow...AT THE SAME TIME!

There is really no heart in it. The entire thing was apathetic and simply lacked soul (because they sold their souls for money).

GOOD THINGS-

Gil-galad, his character actually looks canon and the actor is putting his heart into the performance thus making him the best.

The make-up of the orcs is simply beautiful. If only the rest of the series was.

Any scene with Sauron and the mentions of Morgoth is cool as it feels as if they have actual power in the otherwise boring show.

So far it sucks (no surprise there). I wanted to break my TV simply because their disrespect towards the source material is so obvious. Tomorrow my brain will have recovered enough to watch episode 2: Shit becomes shitier.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

#lord of the rings #the rings of power #lotr on prime #middle earth #tolkien #lotr #lotr amazon #fuck amazon #j.r.r. tolkien #i hate it thanks #amazon is a mosquito #the silm #galadriel #the mary-sue #the first episode was terrible #literally the worst #my brain is fucked #why

[person4924]

i completely thought for all this time that danny pudi wrote community and played abed and thought that it was so cool how he did it all because in the intro it said dan harmon so obviously dan and danny are the same person and their last names don’t matter there the same person

im so smart (/sarc)

#WHAT IS WRONG EITH ME #WTF #HOW AM I THIS DUMB #omg #i just found this out #danny pudi #dan harmon #THERE DIFFERENT PEOLLE #WHO WOULDVE THOUGHT? #NOT ME #OBVIOUSLY #MY BRAIN IS FUCKED #FIX IT #UGH #community #abed nadir

[scoobydoomidnightblue]

it’s so silly and goofy how i’m not allowing myself to be into spider man right now even though i saw the new movie a week ago and it was so GOOD but i’m desperate to stay into the monkees for some unknown reason because they changed my life or something? who is this michael nesmith? and why am i sobbing over his death YEARS ago right now?

​like i would love to love spider-man right now like i have in the past but i can only handle one special interest right now and i’m not ready to let go of the monkees yet. they’re too absolutely special to me. and they also come with the baggage of the entire 1960s that i also get obsessed with.

#spiderman #spider man: across the spider verse #the monkees #my brain is fucked #and fucked only for the monkees aparently

[spookygirllll]

Me: life is suffering, life is pain

Me, 20 minutes later: mmmm baguette

#my brain is fucked #lmaooo #baguette #idk what this is #shitposting

[aseriesofshocks]

had a really weird dream last night where i was on a completely empty cruise ship. i was in my room and the only thing they had was this VHS for The Shining so i started playing that, but it was actually a weird children’s film where the villain was a live action version of the king from Wish and he was trying to murder Cillian Murphy and his family of like 12 children. never finished the movie but it was literally just the villain guy standing on a balcony telling Cillian Murphy how much he wants to murder and eat his family

#morgan’s nonsense #no clue what to tag this #my brain is fucked

[lesbianphan]

Just like in phanfiction, in my nightmare today Phil straight up died

#I was never at the level of dreaming about them before this latest obsession wave lol #but yeah I straight up dreamt that there was some sort of horrible accident and we thought they both died but Phil died #it was horrible and I'm knocking on wood #literally have gotten to the point in my life where I have anxiety dreams about them cause the parassocial is that strong askdjas #and there aren't anyone in my life to care about so I guess I resorted to internet people #but yk when u have those anxiety dreams u feel like you can't escape from #and when you fall back asleep they continue #like a message from hell #thankfully I'm not psychic so he's safe #phan #idk what to tag this really #my brain is fucked

[aesira-of-orion]

Bringing back this wonderful text I sent, it perfectly sums up my mental state about a year ago

Another fun one from me traveling alone

#mental health #my brain is fucked #texting #funny shit #mental breakdown #for reference said floor was in my cousin’s dining room during her birthday #I was out for like a solid hour before my aunt asked if I wanted to sleep on the couch

[warsinnocent]

Y’all the way I thought this was Soap …. I know my brain is rotting…. But tell me this isn’t something he wouldn’t wear, TELL ME

#soap call of duty #soap mactavish #cod #ghost cod #I would die if I saw this irl #my brain is fucked #I need help #mw2

[edaz-uq-nara]

why are children the way they are. also doctor who, very cool. also, like humans are ducking weird. why does autocorrect always turn fucking into ducking. why aren’t sour candies actually sour? also how weird are eggs. like “hello other species, allow me to consume your fried unfertilized fetuses.” ew . my brain is fucked. mental illness is so fun. lie. i hate being unconsensually fucked by life.

#i’m fine this is fine #my brain is fucked #why am i like this

[distantsonata]

interview tmw. god i feel like dying

#i NEED pot #or a bottle of vodka lmao #my brain is fucked #I need to just sober up ugh

[solarioandsally]

Tell me why I heard "It's time for tops" on an old episode of unwrapped and replied with "Yay!!"

#im corrupted #my brain is fucked #chaotic is a constant mood #vtuber uprising

[sollucets]

i think u guys dont understand i am actively. at work Dreaming abt photoshop im Fucked

#i WANT to be MAKING THINGS #the two i finished before coming were compressing weird on export so i have to fix them #thinking intently about how to do that #my brain is Fucked #i didnt eat all day!! i got up watched t8s then spent the rest until work in a hyperfixated daze #(i had some lasagna just now im ok.) #and im Still There i have no idea how ive been productive at all #i am THINKING about FILE SIZES #rowan chatter #(why are you all here im so sorry thank you 💜)

[romeos-ventilationsystem]

I feel so genuinely detached from myself. I don't feel like anyone or anything unless i'm fucking daydreaming.

I used to think it was a way to comfort myself, something my brain had picked up so I wouldn't have to acknowledge the shit around me, but all it did was make everything so much worse. I barely know who I am anymore, and every. single. time. I'd rather die than snap back to reality. It's the only time I can really put a name to my face. I'm never 'myself' in them. I'm always someone else. But I always fucking know who I am. The longer I live, the more fucked up these stupid daydreams become. It's sick, and I like it?

It's like the entire damn world is fake.

Sometimes they aren't bad. Sometimes they're just complex and elaborate stories, characters and people i've never even thought of before, and it's nice.

At least i'll never run out of messed up shit to write about!

#maldaptive daydreaming disorder #daydreaming #tw dissociation #maybe #I dont know #vent #theres more to come! #hah #im tired #my brain is fucked #im fucked #what to do... #Sometimes #the daydreams are a little bloody #I worry about myself! #masochizm #probably #i think so at least #how do i even tag this #ive never done this before #lol #sned hlep

[bl00ds0akedb0nez]

i hate how obsessive i am. i get so jealous so easily , even if it’s about something from the past. :/

#vent #obsessive thinking #i hate my liiiiife #i hate this #my brain is fucked #send help

[onlydreaa]

Growing up ugly and then being decent looking as an adult is so weird. I automatically think people are making fun of me when they give me compliments

#idk #my brain is fucked

[darkiiplier]

My subconscious is against me bc I dreamt that I was flirting with noir mark and we were almost exclusive and we almost kissed and then I fucking woke up like what the fuck

#my brain is fucked #like he was so sweet to me and he was holding my hand #and he kissed me on the forehead #I LITERALLY. DONT NEED THESE DREAMS. GO AWAY I CANT DO THIS #i woke up and i was so sad like GIVE ME THE KISS #do u really think this is the energy i wanted while i was on the first day of my internship. #anyway. noir mark pls come back #text