I WATCHED THE FIRST EPISODE OF RINGS OF POWER (illegally) SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO:
I will list all the bad things and the good things of the first episode. Fair warning, I am right and those articles which calls this piece of steaming shit a masterpiece is wrong.
BAD THINGS-
The acting is sub par and so uncaring that it literally didn't feel like a real, just under a billion dollar, fantasy show based off of the legendary writing of J.R.R Tolkien.(Rest in peace, you deserve the world.)
Galadriel is a Mary-Sue (the perfect person. Everybody wants to be her, she is so 'cool' Rawr XD Uwu) and she is short despite being described in the books as taller than most elvish women and almost half of elvish men.
Elrond seems to have a crush on her and that just makes me nauseated.
Galadriel, if I should even call her that, wears the fëanorian star on every wardrobe item she owns it seems.
Actually, all the elves are the same height or even under it when compared to the humans.
The music sounds more like Game of Thrones than anything even remotely associated with LOTR.
The costume design in terrible. The material is cheap and plastic, they don't even try to conceal it. In one scene you can see that one of the background characters is wearing a black T-shirt underneath the clothes.
They barely say any of the characters' names (except Galadriel, which they repeat almost constantly). I had to google their names.
Brondir is the edgy warrior who is in love with the single mother (already forgot her name) who tries to help everyone around her.
The Harfoots, I also forgot all of their names, are the Hobbits of the second age and I hate the other main character whom comes from them. She is the relatable, clumsy character who is super curious. In other words, the most over used and predictable trope in all of film history.
They bring in new monsters/creatures that Tolkien never, ever wrote about. They probably needed these cliches to make the first episode more interesting.
The CGI sucks especially when Galadriel is climbing the glacier, icy, mounting thingy. The water is jelly and a piece of Valinor's sky literally clips out if you look really closely.
They jump locations every two minutes which gave me a headache and somehow the series is both fast and slow...AT THE SAME TIME!
There is really no heart in it. The entire thing was apathetic and simply lacked soul (because they sold their souls for money).
GOOD THINGS-
Gil-galad, his character actually looks canon and the actor is putting his heart into the performance thus making him the best.
The make-up of the orcs is simply beautiful. If only the rest of the series was.
Any scene with Sauron and the mentions of Morgoth is cool as it feels as if they have actual power in the otherwise boring show.
So far it sucks (no surprise there). I wanted to break my TV simply because their disrespect towards the source material is so obvious. Tomorrow my brain will have recovered enough to watch episode 2: Shit becomes shitier.
Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
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Wait 😭😭😭 I’m rewatching Hen Begins and I forgot the part where they reveal that Hen inspired the other members of the 118 to file complaints about Captain Gerard.
Just imagine Tommy living under Gerard’s reign of terror, listening to that man spew homophobic bullshit left and right and just putting up with it. until Hen got there and stood up for herself. And him realizing in that moment I don’t have to take this shit either. I can stand up for myself too. I’m 😭😭😭
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okay I will be honest I fucking HATE the trope/archetype where a character has behaviors that very heavily imply they're autistic but in the actual piece of media they go to great lengths to be like "no I'm not autistic! I've been tested and they say I'm not! I'm just me :) !" coward behavior. however. I do think there are some. SOME characters where it's so so much fucking funnier if they have a fuck ton of autistic traits but it's for reasons Completely Different from autism and They're Not Autistic They're Just Like That. for example
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Rewatching The Ghost and Molly McGee from the start makes me appreciate Scratch’s character development because wow was it a big one. There’s a huge difference between him at the start vs the ending. And it adds more to his story when you realize it.
It’s not just that Scratch’s situation barely changed upon becoming a ghost. He was becoming an even worse person as time passed–sure, it was his job to scare people and create misery, but there are moments where he makes it clear that he enjoys seeing people suffer. A part of it could have been because he was so miserable in his human life that he was taking delight in seeing others suffer.
He had no problem seeing Molly suffer, especially if it meant she would leave and thus would break the curse. Heck, even if the person was innocent, he still enjoyed it watching them get hurt physically or mentally. If Molly hadn’t shown up, how much worse could he have become? What if that first day of school turned out differently, or he didn’t realize that he was subjecting her to the exact same mistreatment from others that he gets from his peers?
And then there’s the other side of the coin–Todd Mortenson. These first few episodes hit differently now that I know the truth.
He is almost always by himself, and though he attends events like the softball game or the unveiling of the statue, he does blend in with everyone else and it’s only his suspiciously similar features that kept our eyes on him. No one in town seems to know him or comment on his behavior. The one person still in Brighton who grew up with Todd–and would have noticed that something was off about Todd’s behavior–holds a petty decades-long grudge and actively discludes him from additional gatherings.
And to Molly, Todd really was just a random citizen at the time and for quite awhile. Her only actual interaction with Todd in the first eight episodes was trying to get donation money and then slapping a flyer on his face without considering how rude that was. There’s no telling if Todd remembered THAT, but he definitely saw her during the monument unveiling, and later the Internship episode, (which is a crucial interaction).
Todd is truly the butt of the jokes when the show does bother to acknowledge him. When we get to the reveal that he was suffering from severe depression and anxiety, it makes these moments come off as harsh.
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