#my eyes are ready to roll

[m-o-o-n-f-i-r-e]

help i’ve fallen for another ship comprised of two insane autistic queers that want each other dead despite also being willing to do literally anything for the other even at risk to themselves

#nygmobblepot #i literally never gave a shit about the penguin and the riddler #but the moment my brother makes me watch a show where they are portrayed by theatre nerds who care about the characters #i become obsessed instantly #i would watch the show out of the corner of my eye while my brother and dad were watching it and see oswald and id just think #that little weirdo is the only thing that makes me like this show its so fun when hes on screen #then ed starts showing up more and i start to love his autistic ramblings and general energy #then ed kills a guy and i think fuck i love this show so much #then i see them interact and find out that they are semi canon??? #like oswald is canonically in love with ed but the show seems to want you to think that ed just doesn’t reciprocate #but he obviously does and just doesn’t realize at the beginning because he thinks hes straight #but by the end that man is NOT hiding how much he loves oswald #like what the fuck was that hallucination scene if not his concince trying to make him realize how much he loves oswald #and there scene in the last episode in the car??? #like that man has finally accepted that hes in love and is finally ready to act on it #anyways rant over they are just like hannigram and danbert and i will never change my mind #also their actors fucking killed in their rolls i love them #and fun fact: edward was cory michal smith’s first role outside of theatre and it fucking shows in the best ways #him being a mostly theatre person just adds so much to edward and makes him just so enjoyable to watch #now the rant is actually over #gotham #gotham tv

[add1ctedt0you]

What a plot twist you were. [x]

#Like. The narrator introduces jc to us as the antagonist #Then we got to know him. Not who people think he's. But who he really is #And we saw jc giving wwx a piggyback. Giving him soup. Rescuing him. Putting himself between wwx and any danger (madam yu/wen soldiers) #And even the staged fight. It's yk. Staged #jc wanted to protect wwx at any cost. But wwx wasn't willing to compromise. But jc did #The fight was wwx's idea. Because jc is an enabler (just like jfm and jyl) #jc is ready to bend for his loved ones sake #The point is. Every action jc takes. Is in the name of his loves ones' safety. And surprise. wwx is one of the people jc really cares about #Even after wwx' return. Aside a broken cup. jc isn't doing much to stop wwx or anything. We know that jl was able to free wwx from Zidian #only because jc - Zidian's primary master- wanted it! #And jc fling himself into danger countless times to save wwx even though wwx can't sit still with him for a hot minute #What I wanted to say it's that the jc is presented to us - the mean ungrateful man- is very different from the real jc - #the indulgent uncle who rolls his eyes at his nephew antics. the brother who buries the hatchet for his sister's happiness. #the uncle who kinda wants to help wn to get up from the floor because he was an ass to jc but he helped jl and that's what matters to jc #the sect leader who let two women speak freely their mind in a patriarchy society #People better than me have already said this. shit I can't remember my point lmao #Like. jc is presented as an antagonist but what this man wanted was an apology and an explanation #This post is a mix of a rant I wrote last year (ha) after seeing a bad take. About what I don't remember lmaoo. And me wanting #to make gifs of wzc in this scene. Why does he look so good. It should be illegal. Seriously #jiang cheng #*mgifs

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

woag i found this 'music for adhd relief' video and i clicked on it to find out what the fuck That meant

yeah it feels like there's a weighted blanket on my brain

#at first i wasnt feeling anything and i was ready to roll my eyes and click out #but then the music picked up and It Hit #its like... when the bowl kicks in.... #'this edible aint shiohhhhhhh oh.....' #brain massage! #damn if i hadnt packed up my stress relief candle i could be reaching a new level rn #stress candle... This Music... beanie baby pig on my head... #absolutely unprompted #hiiiiighly recommend #like no promises it works but oh boy oh boy i sure think it does #about to faceplant and pass out...

[theconstitutionisgayculture]

#breath of the wild #tears of the kingdom #link #the legend of zelda #link actually has some great lines in both games #and an actual character #but all y'all people who think being mute is a cute personality quick aren't ready to talk about that #few things in botw fanfic make me roll my eyes harder than when literally every character understands sign language to talk to “mute” link #at least some of you actually write him struggling to communicate to people who can't understand him #but that's still a mute link au #because he talks all the time

[nicoisastar]

i’m so ready for tsats but what i’m not ready for is looking through the tag to see [redacted] shippers criticizing & demonizing every little nico and will interaction in the book 😪

#lord i am not your strongest soldier #obviously critique is fine!! if it’s good!! and not ridiculous and purposely nitpicky!! 🙃 #bc my GOD were there some ridiculous ass takes when the teaser leaked #will solace stans i hope y’all are ready bc they always come for him #when will gets cancelled for being too mean to Nico>>> #im already rolling my eyes just thinking about it #tsats #nico di angelo #the sun and the star #tsats spoilers #will solace #pjo #solangelo

[skinnypaleangryperson]

Old sappy romantic ass

#I literally spend my free time romance novels and I was almost ready to roll my eyes from how truly soppy he was in this episode #lmfao he is just a sad sack of a man #it's endearing but also incredibly sad especially now that you realize how true that actually is and how deep that goes #rick and morty #rick sanchez

[mellotronmkll]

if anyone's wondering what ive been up to recently while away from tumblr it's mostly just involved me getting really obsessed with todd rundgren and 10cc 👍

#But luckily everyone is spared. #Cos I'm still not ready to really come back and be annoying yet #but I keep remembering my new favorites aren't on my blog cos i havent been around to go through the tag and spam reblog pictures #and im like THATS SO SAD!!!! but it's actually okay #Although if you have me on airbuds I'm sure you're rolling your eyes reading this like okay we know.

[saetoru]

anyway it’s been. a day. to say the least. i’m gonna answer asks later i am not living my best life 🥲

#i have been crying in my car for 10 mins now #i’m sure the ppl think i’m crazy as they walk by #oh well #today could not be any worse #and i thought me and this guy were talking and getting along rly well #and i liked him a bit !! i was like ohh he’s rly sweet #and then it turns out he’s not very different and that sucks #literally feels like a slap in the face when they say something so dehumanizing so casually #and then u pour ur whole energy into half a semester worth of work #and finally present it and are so ready for it #and everyone just ignores u in in front of the whole class bc 99% of the ppl are men #there were 2 girls in the back #looking at me so sympathetically #and rolling their eyes everytime i got spoken over #and like #that was just such a slap in the face when you typed out a whole paragraph of your points and ideas #and someone reads it before you can #just before ur about to read it #bc it’s UR slide #and then everyone nods along and says ‘wow that’s such a good point that’s rly clever’ #thanks. #thanks but also u don’t know it should be ME saying thanks #and then after class a bunch of ppl came up to the OTHER 3 #and formed a circle like bro #ur presentation was so good that was rly engaging #and i’m standing right there #RIGHT THERE #as they say ‘thanks!’ #as if they didn’t all stop responding by 11 pm #and i stayed up till 5 LITERALLY 5 doing it all myself

[runefactorynonsense]

Cozytober - Day 4 - Scarf

Yue just gave it to me!

#Cozytober #Margot's RF Art #Rune Factory 2 #RF2 #I saw a prompt with a clothing item and immediately wanted to draw Max again- that's my explanation #That scarf probably lights up walls like a disco ball. A menace. Take it off before you blind someone. #Sister can't help but roll eyes #I love these two siblings your honor. And will draw them again another time. #And at least have colors ready to grab for them next time #Time to get ahead in art again after what was an awful day yesterday #Thank you for all your notes in the past 24 hours btw. The couple of reblogs and such. They were so nice♥ #Rune Factory Max #RF Max #Rune Factory Rosalind #RF Rosalind

[darkwood-sleddog]

Regarding that post you re logged some people don't understand that "this breed has known health issues we should watch out for" doesn't necessarily mean "this breed is inherently unhealthy" huh

Many deeply purebred dog folks are unwilling to acknowledge that with closed gene pools you run the risk of breed specific genetically linked health issues. To them, bad health is a “fluke” and they carry on, regardless of the health testing they do or the fact that their individual dogs may not have said health issue (not to say it isn’t lurking in their genetics). They are often under the impression that because they health test their dogs at a higher percentage than non purebred dogs often are that their dogs are healthier and anything said otherwise is heresy.

This is not to say that health testing isn’t important, it is crucially very very important and one of the major pillars of responsible breeding to me. But you can’t say “there isn’t a problem” because the breed isn’t known for a new issue that’s now popping up. Genes in a closed gene pool are like clothes in a washing machine. It’s gonna be the same stuff unless you open the door and add more, and if it’s only the same stuff you run to risk that your colors might bleed together unexpectedly (genes crossing unexpectedly and creating a new genetic health issue).

When I searched for a breeder when looking for dogs in my adulthood my decision was hugely defined by loosing my golden retriever, Lilly, several years prior much earlier than she should have gone (to cancer like many goldens do). The Golden Retriever folks however are pretty open about their genetic health issues and take these things pretty seriously, but the experience was still incredibly traumatic and scarring for me. Now imagine an unforeseen health problem pops up in your young to middle aged dog and they drop dead and then you find out it’s because breeders have sweeping this health issue under the rug because “it just happens” when it was preventable. This happens. Often (not with my golden per say bc goldens and cancer but you get the idea. People are traumatized by the nonchalant way many dog breeders treat these “random” health problems).

And it’s like in Malamute world I understand wholly that my breeder’s dogs aren’t necessarily perfect examples of the breed or whatever but I needed a breeder that took health seriously after what I’d been through. I needed a breeder that thinks any dog going before the age of 12 is too early. I needed a breeder that has dogs running in harness fully healthy in their double digits. I needed a breeder that fucking cared bc loosing a dog to health complications is traumatic.

#dogblr #faq #dog breeding #not to say my golden breeder didn’t care #but I couldn’t do the breed again I wasn’t ready to deal with that again #loosing an incredible dog at age 9 I wasn’t ready #love goldens but for my current appetite in dog temperaments they’re a bit too attention seeking too #it’s like when breeders get annoyed my breeder brings in dogs #very unrelated to her own bc said dogs aren’t perfect looking #I literally roll my eyes bc like lowest coi pairing I can find and I don’t care #how perfect the dog looks if it’s going to live a longer life

[batsarebetterthanpeople]

“I can’t help but think about how traumatic the end must be for Izzy” “Having your toe cut off must be so traumatic” “Izzy’s poor toe”

My brother in christ he nutted in his pants. He’ll be fine.

#I could get into how you shouldn't feel bad for him and how he got off easy #but yall aren't ready for that conversation #izzy critical #izzy hands #ill justify him cutting off izzy's toe #ill justify him cutting off a hundred toes #ofmd #Our flag means death #I roll my eyes so hard it hurts every time someone says something like this tbh

[justmenoworries]

Okay, but I can't be the only one who thought Jenny Kord was fucking insufferable, right?

#blue beetle (2023) #blue beetle 2023 #jenny kord #justme talking #bitch lived in a mansion her whole fucking life but then has the gall to pretend she has it just as bad as Jaime #someone's who's literally about to lose his home because of Kord Industries #someone who was grappling with the harsh reality that he'd have to give up his dreams to find a miserable job and help his family earn mone #the way my eyes rolled back into my skull when she started crying about how her daddy was always busy #I was so fucking ready for Jaime to go off on her when she pulled the whole 'your home may be small but it's full of love uwu' bs #'well yeah and soon it's not gonna be our house anymore and we'll probably starve' #'because your aunt and the other rich assholes on the other side of the river keep crushing our businesses and destroying our livelihoods' #'but please do go on about how miserable your childhood in a three-story mansion with a superhero for a dad was' #'i'm sure it's all very heartbreaking'

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

thinking so so hard about LaughingStock and how that'd go down. disastrously, probably

#and ill talk about it at Length in the tags until tumblr cuts me off like a rowdy drunk after last call #please keep in mind this is all in my Brain and relationship dynamics etc are all technically speculation. anyway #so while franklydear is your more classic 'oh no im in love with him! / aw shucks im in love with him<3' #laughingstock is 'feelings what feelings / oh shit oh fuck this is bad' #to Me. #in my mind howdy is completely oblivious to his emotions #he's out here like 'gotta get the store impressively neat & shiny for barnaby! and everyone else' without blinking an eye #he starts assembling barnaby and wally's dogs slower an slower so that barnaby has to hang around a smidge longer than usual #he's out here giggling at barnaby's jokes while sweeping Hours or Days after the joke was told like a lovesick idiot #all while being like Ah Yes Barnaby My Dear Friend. My Platonic Buddy Whose Jokes I Laugh At A Little Too Hard. Platonically. #meanwhile barnaby Realizes his own feels. has a minor crisis. goes through the 12 stages of grief and absolutely panics #he's like 'ok just gotta play it cool. normal. dont be weird. he'll fall for your natural charm in no time' #'ill hold all of my feelings right here until i die or howdy reciprocates. i just cant tell anyone about this.' #'....hey wally you can keep a secret right' #and rizzes it up yk. rolls a nat 20 on charisma every time without howdy even realizing it. ig barns rolled for stealth too #and from barnabys pov its going great! #howdy is flirting back! hes showing all the signs! when eddie views their interactions he comes to barnaby later and is like A+ gay as fuck #so barnaby is a soft pining mess and howdy is Absurdly Oblivious despite being a clever & observant guy #so im imagining (will freely admit that this Train of Thought is slightly inspired by the latest chapter of Stamps by Indigopoptart) #that eventually barnaby is Confident in their budding relationship ok. hes ready to ask howdy out. #everyone who Knows (wally & eddie) are like Go For It He Clearly Loves You #and when barnaby tells howdy. howdys like 'ohhhh geez um im really flattered 🥺 but i dont feel the same 😔😭' #cue barnaby turning into the 'never again' meme while trying to laugh it off and pretend like he didnt just have his heart mr starked #so he goes home to smoke his pipe and cry and howdy goes about his day feeling Strange #why cant he stop thinking about that confession. what are these emotions. i mean its not as if hes in love with Ohhhhhh No. Oh No. #so howdy has his 'holy shit! im in love with barnaby! (lovestruck. swooning) ....Holy Shit I Rejected Barnaby (horrified. nauseous)' moment #cue howdy expecting barnaby to come by in the morning as per Routine so they can talk. he Doesnt. cue howdy stressing the fuck out over it #meanwhile wally sally (eddie sent her in his place. hes too busy) and barnaby are having a girls day (eating ice cream and watchin romcoms) #eventually barnaby hears that howdy has been Dropping The Ball and cant not check on him. cue emotional heart-2-heart outside the bodega #this is all very specific but its in my brain. these scenarious lull me to sleep every night lately

[einaudis]

december in movies [7/31]: a boyfriend for christmas (2004) dir. kevin connor "A promised gift will come, my dear. A love that's true and steady. Between now and the end of the 20th year, when two hearts are ready."

#filmedit #filmgifs #movieedit #christmas #cinematv #filmtvdaily #filmtvcentral #A Boyfriend For Christmas #mine* #mygifs #dim* #listen I was SO ready for this movie to suck???? and it didn't????? it was super enjoyable and I think I rolled my eyes just once #and it was so christmasy???? I screencapped enough for 14 gifs! it was kind of painful to pick just six #also this wasn't going to be today's movie but today's movie was so adamant about a certain date that I decided to post it on that day #ALSO ALSO? that last gif??? there are more that are more christmasy than this one? BUT that tree is my christmas tree! exactly my tree! #and it's the first time I see it on media! so of course I have to gif it hahahahaha (and yes it is a painful tree... #but that's a story for another day) #(also you can be 100% sure that after that first gif and its gorgeous coloring it was impossible for me to make something better so yeah)

[g-gyuutaros]

Time for me to frantically clean my house like I’m going away for a week instead of a singular day

#my husband rolled his eyes when I said #he’s got 30 minutes before I’m ready to clean everything

[pagesofkenna]

i get so eye-rolly when i see people saying the Ratgrinders/Kipperlilly are 'playing by their own rules' or whatever

they're XP leveling. that literally IS the rules, especially in old-school style tabletop gaming. its milestone thats more modern/homebrew/house rules. XP leveling IS standard and the reason I hate it is because it encourages antagonism-as-problem-solving and favors low-level grinding against enemies you're confidant you can beat over exploration/growth/risk-taking

why are they XP leveling while the Bad Kids are milestone leveling? we don't know yet! until we found out I prefer to imagine these kids are trapped in a reality where XP leveling is their only option, and feeling bitter about it, and that makes me feel fondness for the fact that they went the soul-sucking route instead of the murdering-every-weak-civillian-for-fun route

#i know yall are just having your fun but every time i see a post thats like 'oh i totally get why they hate these kids because theyre just #cheating the system while the bad kids had to have all these fun adventures' i roll my eyes so hard #XP leveling is the system actually!!!! they're doing the system the way the system is written!! #they're not lounging about having fun over there rat grinding SUCKS #anyway cant wait for the reveal that they were time travelers stuck in their freshmen bodies and had to grind to regain their power #or whatever i dont know im ready to forgive these silly kids all their perceived sins lmao #di20 #fantasy high