#my gaydar WORKS

[lunarharp]

hehe. almost christmas!

#ace attorney tag #narumitsu #partial nudity / #2nd and 3rd things inspired by playing the first game and Uhh... why is phoenix accusing men of being lovers and being certain of it #and just generally containing the core of bisexuality within him #also there's that part i recall in maybe the..3rd game? where he's like Wow.. I'd Fall For Him Too... about that cinnamon swirl looking man #learnt lately that the writers upon learning that ace attorney was very popular with BL people immediately started reading BL #to understand the genre. i think phoenix would also do such Research in college. to Learn About People. About The World. #so now he feels that he has gaydar and is a good Ally etc. But actually maybe...you're also just bi too ! #too bad you'll have to get kissed by a criminal to work that out! Hang in there <3 #i reread my fic today !! I'm in the christmas mood now ! Sort of ! ooooh the 7 year gap.. at least we are in the 7 year gap years irl #Somewhere out there they ARE drinking wine romantically gazing at snow on a balcony in germany. thank GOD for that fr #so i shall be drawing things from THAT era next i need to depict men finally kissing NOW !!!!!! #can't do it with orufrey..can't draw cute happy romantic wintry art of them..didn't finish processing my current divorcecore arc era cycle

[irrelevant-ramblings]

for all the things my hands have held, the best by far is you

When magical exhaustion knocks Lena unconscious, Kara begins to realize how deep her feelings are for her best friend.

She might even love her.

(takes place in s6, don't ask me when ok i don't actually know)

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Lena is unconscious and that might be Kara’s fault, actually. She didn’t know the Kryptonite gun was aimed at her, had her back turned intercepting a bullet meant for Alex, then she turned around and there was Lena, battling it out with Lex, magic against science. She can still hear it now, the high whining of the Kryptonite beam, feel the searing across her veins. And she can still see Lena, beautiful, wonderful Lena, sweat beading across her forehead as she strained to push back against her brother.

And that horrible, terrible drop of blood dripping off Lena’s nose to land on the ground beneath. A mark; a scar, almost.

And then it’s over, Lex blown back and escaping with his portal watch before they can even get a chance to react. And then Lena is swaying, falling backwards. Kara dashes toward her best friend in a burst of super speed, catches the brunette in her arms as she sees the single drop of blood has become a substantial flow. It trickles lazily out of Lena’s nose and ears, marring her perfect skin. Kara wipes it off tenderly with her cape, not caring that she’s ruining the expensive material. Lena’s skin is paler and clammier than usual, she realizes, as she hurriedly checks for injuries. There’s nothing, just her best friend, lying in repose, body limp and pliable. Like a corpse.

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read the full thing on ao3!!

(yes i wrote fic again whoops)

#supergirl #supercorp #magical exhaustion #witch lena #kind of canon divergence #this might be the cheesiest thing i’ve ever written #kara is so in love with lena #kind of idiots to lovers? #i saïd i’ll write something short and now it’s 4k #alex has a gaydar for a change #and i am a sappy romantic #hurt/comfort #tw mild blood #my works #my writing #kara x lena #karlena

[chucapybara]

going nuts over a girl at church every sunday really isn't my preferred way of spending my weekends but here we are

#🌑 chuca rambles #hate it here hate it here hate it here hate it here hate it h #the one time i hate being a lesbian #god why do you send me a really pretty and physically affectionate woman and not give me a note saying #“oh hey she's gay btw.” #my gaydar doesn't work!!!!! it's been broken since highschool!!!! #please stop!!!!

[thewingedwolf]

abc should just immediately go canon with buddie by having them kiss at Eddie’s apartment after a stressful call - one or both of them has a near miss, they’re drinking beers after Christopher has fallen asleep, mention how terrifying the call was, especially considering the lightning strike just a few months before and the highway collapse, and next thing they know they’re stress making out on Eddie’s couch until Eddie gets up and starts clearly panicking over the Gay of it all, and Buck decides they should call it a night - and then have the season deal with the fallout of it. That way they can make buddie canon immediately in the viewer’s eyes, while still letting us see them develop into a relationship!

#buddie #rani makes text posts no one will read #eddie immediately breaks up with marisol and christopher is so confused & suspicious but trying to be supportive of whomever it is that’s #clearly got his dad acting the Fuck up. i’d love if we see him piece together something with his friends. #meanwhile buck is anxiously pacing in the madney kitchen while holding jee for comfort & chim is like ‘when did buck become bisexual??’ and #maddie is like ‘chim we literally went on three double dates with him and josh’ while buck is like ‘yeah it was annoying bc josh is not my #type’ ‘but he’s so witty!!’ ‘focus maddie!!!’ #chim is frantically texting hen who is like ‘your gaydar needs work baby how do you not know you’re on a double date’ aksjsjs

[marsixm]

i say my toxic trait is getting crushes on straight dudes but i swear theyre all so 🫳 (im claiming that now as the limp wrist emoji)

#i certainly am noticing some interesting things about my work crush #incl him having actually limp wrists lmfao #i am also hitting him w the autism diagnosis stick #honestly gaydar is real but its like in the same way that all the eggs and closeted kids are friends before they even have words for that #i can smell the gay in ur bones

[jojotier]

mutuals i hope i am not just a friendly face to you... i hope i am like a creature you would like to study. perhaps a bug or a beetle of some kind

#sam's thinkin again #my favorite thing is to just allude to things and never explain them #so when i say shit about like the 200 yr old tunnels or the time i lied to a priest or the fact that my gaydar only works on men named john #i can keep you on your toes

[itstimeforstarwars]

All the queers at work know I'm one of them less than a week in but somehow I keep having straight coworkers trying to set me up on straight dates.

#chit chat #work stuff #gaydar clearly nonfunctional #i look like a god damn stereotype and yet #on the one hand this is doing wonders for me not getting discriminated against at work #on the other hand... #hgggghhh #there are only so many ways to decline their efforts to hook me up with someone #and my coworkers are both nosy and persistent

[idkimtiredanddumb]

im going to be honest I have absolutely zero ability to watch media critically it'll end and ill be like that's neat and then I come to Tumblr and everyones like that was gay and im like Wait!!! tHat WAS gay!!!

#there are some rare exceptions #there is absolutely nothing going on in my head while I watch something #I need some time to think afterwards #distance myself #I will be RUSHING here on friday #when part 2 is released #give me a week and I start to analyse things #that Eddie was gay I did notice tho #shockingly #hes just that transparent #Steve too #anything else absolutely sailed over my head #I have never claimed to be intelligent #that's a lie #I have #I have never claimed to not be oblivious #I have a gaydar #I just works like when ur computer #has too many tabs open #and your trying to close the one playing music #so naturally that's the last one you X out of #and each tab takes three years to close #I would argue that's how my brain works full stop actaually #anyway #eddie munson #steddie #steve harrington #stranger things season 4 #stranger things #media

[ghost-with-a-teacup]

i love playing that game of "is that a lesbian or a young teenage boy because i CANNOT see but refuse to wear my glasses". truly fun :D

today it was lesbian, this was discovered through slightly prolonged eye contact as i power walked through the park, aha.

#if there's any trope that's real its the useless lesbian trope #i can attest to this because i am a useless lesbian #why am i like this #why am i so awkward HELP #and BLIND #AHDJAJDJJSJE #I PROMISE MY PRESCRIPTION ISNT EVEN THAT BAD #ITS LIKE -1.50 BUT I STILL HAVE TO SQUINT #hi im sorry if you ever encounter me i promise im not trying to judge you its literally just me trying to see you #and im also trying to see if you are gay LMAO #gaydar don't work if you can't see #lolz #lesbian #lgbt #lgbtq #tiffy time

[blood-and-poetry]

watching Taskmaster season 16 and discovering Sue Perkins and apparently my attraction towards her is honestly one of the only nice experiences I had in months lol

#a quick google search confirmed that my gaydar is in fact still working

[hdmiports]

i simply cannot believe this man isn’t gay like it’s literally not possible

#hdmiports #re: coworker LMAO #the first day we worked with him everyone thought he was like a mid 20s twink turns out he’s FOURTY THREE and ‘completely straight’ #i don’t buy it #…. #/hj #listen my gaydar is going off the fucking rails but alright 🤷🏽‍♀️ #AND IM NOT THE ONLY ONE OKAY. ALL OF US THOUGHT HE WAS GAY OKAY #he’s got a girlfriend which still #does not eliminate the fruit factor #…. i’m onto you sir (desperate to know more gay ppl in this fuck ass town)

[lunaryuwu]

MY GAYDAR AIN’T WORKING NO MORE HOW DID I NOT REALIZE THEY GAY???

#the aroace instinct ain’t working guys #my gaydar is malfunctioning #luna’s ramblings #get back in queue

[neuromantis]

it's always "something's wrong with me" and never "why do people treat someone who is outwardly physically disabled and mentally unstable and also pretty open about homosexuality like the person in question has something wrong with them?"

#granted if your gaydar and whatever-dar for illness doesnt work #i am still pretty Morbid and Weird as my personality #so the only vibes people get are generally BAD #but that is somehow a ME problem #and not a ''people who raised me and made me this way through continuous trauma'' problem

[an-atlas-or-other]

My friend roleplayed a literal epic of a story and it’s not even done and he copy pasted all of it to me to edit out of rp format and I’m like half done and it’s been a month

#it’s so long and so gay #so extremely gay #the gay levels are off the charts #they’re so high it broke the gayometer and the gaydar #it’s like medievalish times but also there are cars?? #and it’s vaguely feudal #its very cheesy and hard to read but I might just post it here anyway because I need at least some reward for all my work #gay #poly #rp #roleplay #atlas.txt

[briskunt]

do you guys ever listen to a voice pack and then get jumpscared by heterosexuality

#4402 off the clock #last night i was drifting off to [redacted] and then he said something something ‘and that dress’ #my eyes opened and i was like ‘bitch where’ #dammit i know my gaydar is bad (took me 3 months after to debut to realize uki was yakno) but COME ONNNN i thought u were slayy! #i thought you were one of us!! #i thought you served vegan coffee at your place of work ya soyboy! #i thought he was my date to last year’s virtual special formal party! #i thought he was the lettuce the bacon the guac AND the tomato! #i thought he had one piercing on one side! #i thought he was french tucking! #i thought he had long nails! #i thought that he shipped korra and uh. what was her name. it’s been years cut me some slack you know the canon lesbians yes that. them! #i thought he knew what a lime crime was… #give me some time and i’ll think of more gay gay homosexual gay euphemisms