#mythicalbeans

[girlcockmartyn]

#hermitcraft #empires smp #suggestive #not tagging these people #but #helsex #exhels #<- cowards tag #impdubs #mythicalbeans #joelsage #FIRST REAL ACTUAL OG POST HERE !! thought about putting this on main but decided i oughta get the ball rolling here

[oleander-neruim]

I'm back from the dead and I'm here to offer more of whatever this family is

My favorites honestly

In which Joel's closer to a type of demigod and gets real insecure about his "not godly" form

#joel smallishbeans #smallishbeans #mythical sausage #hermes beans #empires hermes #empires joel #empires sausage #empires smp #empires smp s2 #empiresblr #empires shipping #josage #mythicalbeans #the wonkiest of family dynamics #wym i have 7 pages worth of joey content but instead posted a comic ive put off for aboyt 2 months now? #pssssh naaaaah #anyways this comic will in fact have a follow up #also for my sanity we're ignoring all the white outs and pencil markings. please. *sobs* #ollie's art #🌿

[foxxology]

the real question is do i draw with with nature wives, joel and sausage, or scarian????

#hermitcraft #hc x empires #empires smp #nature wives #scarian #empires shipping #hermitcraft shipping #hermitshipping #hermit shipping #mythicalbeans #???? #WHATS THEIR SHIP NAME???? #reply in comments to lemme know

[sharpilu]

some cozy boys for pride month <3

also yes they are romantic. yes Sausage is aroace. no i will not elaborate <3

#joel smallishbeans fanart #mythicalsausage fanart #mythicalbeans #josage #moss husbands #empiresshipping #esmp #empires smp s2 #joel smallishbeans #mythicalsausage #genderfluid #aroace #pride month #hey look art #first time drawing sausage ever pls go easy on me spodijwioesd

[nocturnebby]

/shipping

more ship doodles~

ft. Jizzie, mythicalbeans, smalletho and rancher duo

#smalletho #jizzie #mythicalbeans #team rancher #solidaritek #dlsmp #esmp #my personal fav is deffo rancher duo #I'll also take some ship requests while I'm at it #noccys art :)

[storytellerofuntoldlegends]

"You can blow each other's horns at the same time" I HATE THEM

#mcyt #empires smp #joel smallishbeans #mythicalsausage #what the hell is their shipname #mythicalbeans #smallsausage #IDK BUT WHY ARE THEY LIKE THIS #AND THE WAY JOEL JUST STARED AT US IN SILENCE PLEASE

[prisonguards]

op hi itsa me the ship game asker

you mentioned that you like mythicalbeans and yes they very much hooked up

and now that we see your sausage design may we see some of the one and only divorced whores? (affectionate)

thabkyou

YIPPEE! here they are :D the world def needs more of them

#mythicalbeans #josage #(??) #empiresshipping #empiresblr #prisspeaks #prismakes #asks

[liixnt]

I USED TO CALL JOSAGE PINTO BEANS??!?!?!?

#liix rambles #mythicalbeans #josage #mythical sausage #joel smallishbeans #I DO NOT REMEMBER THIS #empiresshipping #i find it hilarious though #wish i knew my reasoning #id like to pick my brain of me a year ago

[mcyt-shipping-sideblog]

thinkin ab them always

#my art #empiresshipping #mythicalbeans #joel ship #josage #moss husbands

[kitcam-the-great]

Empires SMP Royal Ball

Season 2 Edition

3/3

The Bard and the God Child!!

Oli’s outfit was designed and colored way before his second episode came out. It’s a variation on his previous vacation style attire. Hermes is a nice lil aesthetic combo of both of his dads.

And with everyone out of the way, I can finally work on other things I’ve been meaning to. It’s stuff y’all are gonna enjoy so STAY TUNED!!!

#empires smp #empires smp s2 #esmp s2 #empires smp fanart #oli theorionsound #theorionsound #empires oli #empires hermes #hermes mythicalbeans child ??? #yeah let’s go with that-

[hoolyelina]

Hermes Mythicalbeans!!

#mcyt #mcytblr #empiressmp #empires smp #empires s2 #empires season 2 #mythical sausage #mythicalsausage #smallishbeans #joel smallishbeans #raz art tag

[oleander-neruim]

Some soft quality time with the family

Day 29: Massive

Big and tall and sexy God Joel & his tiny (re: Normal sized) family <3

Theym<3

#joel smallishbeans #smallishbeans #empires joel #mythical sausage #mythicalsausage #empires sausage #Hermes #empires hermes #empiresshipping #mythicalbeans #josage #empiresblr #empires smp #empires smp season 2 #esmp #empires smp s2 #joel when i draw him any other time: 😠😒🗯🖕 #joel when i draw him with sausage &/or hermes: 🥰🥺💞🫶 #inktober #inktober 2023 #inktober day 29 #inktober day 29 massive #ollie's art #🌿

[sewer-rabbit]

i can't even begin to express how much Hermes Mythicalbeans means to me

#I'm perfectly fine why're you asking #Sometimes... What a person needs is a fictional child between a god and ??? to know happiness #i'm very normal about empires #Empires s2 #mythical sausage #smallishbeans #Empires smp

[mcytblrconfessions]

Disappointed that (EmpiresSMP) Hermes' canononically surname isn't Mythicalbeans, really a missed oportunity /lh /hj

#confession #ch: empires hermes

[skydoesthings]

Problems with the shippers of the ships I ship

(its all just a joke calm down guysss)

Scarian - never really left that desert and built a house in the cactus ring and moved in with the jellies :')

Ahasbands - took that one joke martyn made about being married to mumbo a bit too seriously ;-;

Rendoc - firm believers of "they fucked in those sniffer onesies" -_-

Ethdubs - set on destroying impulse and bdubs's marriage >:J

Shiny duo - laughing evilly while writing in a fuzzy unicorn journal with a sparkly pink pen(┬┬﹏┬┬)

Flower ranchers - cannot decide whether flower husbands or ranchers X_X

Nature wives - gonna murder joey teehee (●'◡'●)

Lizleo - (think thats what theyre called? its just cleo x lizzie) - betrayal? I don't remember any betrayal （*＾-＾*）

Mythicalbeans - (dont know if thats what theyre called either but fuck it we ball cuz its joel x sausage) - Who cares if joel's married to lizzie? sausage and joel have a child *steadily ignoring the fact that its a lore child and not a real one* (～￣▽￣)～

Kerisuma - (AHHH IDK THE NAME OKKKKKK ITS JUST KERALIS AND XISUMA) - The dads of the server MUST be together o((>ω< ))o

Xbeef - I. saw it in a vision. and. I need more. ￣へ￣

Stresskal - the modded sillies ever ^3^

#its me im shippers #sky rants #hermitshipping #<- just in case

[nocturnebby]

/shipping

was bored on phone so decided to draw ships (with help of kibbitzers template I found on pinterest credits to them)

jausage (moss husbands?)

smalletho

jizzie

template

#empires season 2 #empires season one #empiresshipping #trafficshipping #smalletho #jizzie #moss husbands #idk if that's actually a tag #mythicalbeans