#nice one paep

[paepsi]

BTS as some dumb shit I've done in the past:

Jungkook: walking out of school on the first day of kindergarten to sit on the curb and wait for my mom to come pick me up

Hoseok: accidentally ripping my dress in half while criss crossing during the cupid shuffle

Namjoon: jumping into a moving car through the window bc I was throwing away a banana peel at a stop light and I panicked when the light turned green

Jimin: Serenading a drive thru employee at In-n-Out Burger as my friend plays the ukelele in the passenger seat

Seokjin: getting carried bridalstyle by a stripper around Province Town at Cape Cod; I can still feel his nipple tassles brushing my cheek

Yoongi: driving through Compton blasting KPOP with all my windows rolled down

Taehyung: getting chased by an old country man with a shotgun after I drove a golf cart over his lawn

#bts #bts jimin #bts jungkook #bts suga #bts v #bts junkook #jeon jungkook #bts rm #bts hobi #bts jung hoseok #jung hoseok #kim namjoon #kim taehyung #kim seokjin #park jimin #min yoongi #bts meme #nice one paep

[kritharaki]

Rating plants ive personally owned/ own on a scale of 1- 10, 1 being sucks i hate it and it also died for no reason and 10 being i love it and it is flourishing with my at times shitty care

1. Dracaena fragrans nr1

The one that looks a bit like a bamboo palm tree. Solid 7/10 i think she is pretty and you usually can tell exactly when she needs water because her leaves curl. However has had little to no growth since i got it and i cant figure out why, -3 for that

2. Dracaena fragrans nr2

The one that looks like a palm without a stump. 10/10 ive been trying to kill it for over a year and it refuses to die. That could be spite. But she is very recomendable i think... top five things she survived so far being 1.overwaterd cause if i have water leftover she gets it 2 sunburned. I forgot her outside after repotting. 3 being dropped. Standing in the darkest corner of my room 4. Being dropped. Again. 5. Forgot to water it for like two weeks cause ive moved it to another room . I would give it a -5 for personality because im mad at her but that is personal between me and her.

3. Succulents

All of them. No matter if purple or greenish. 2/10 some people love them, i hate them. idk what im doing wrong but so far ive had five? And only one of them still is alive. Either they rot or dry out. Idk who recommends them to beginners i hate them.

4. Cacti

Nice. 9/10 i dont like them because they are spiky and im an idiot, but they really are not easy to kill. One time i overwatered one and it got mushy, but since it still is alive over two years later i guess it doesnt count. They really are a great starter plant i think because they survive on very little care, and if you grow out of being a beginner you can get to the more challenging ways of caring for catci (that still are quite simple i think)

5. Monstera deliciosa

9/10, i think they can be quite tricky but only if you dont believe in yourself. They also are easy to propagate which always is a huge plus. U get more plants out of one. Its genius i love it. I got mine at ikea and on god it has doubled in size in like a year???? They should get extra points for looks because they are really nice and green

6. A yucca palm

9½/10 Idk..... ive had to repot it once but idk if it has even grown since i got it. Its a very nice and easy planta nd it looks good but doenat have much action to talk about. I wouldnt know how to kill it either so id consider it a nice starter. The very bottom leaves get yellow and krispy but that apparently is normal so no need to worry, thats just how it grows.

7. Gummy tree

6/10 i worry about it all the time even though it doesnt do anything that should worry me. But it has very few leaves so it cant loos that many which gives it a feel of walking on thin ice. Stressful. Very pretty tho should get extra points. Also remind me to ask my grandma for tips because hers is literally 60 years old.......... so maybe its like the monstera you just gotta believe in yourself

8. Orchids

I have got two, a purple ikea one and a papophilium or some shit. 4/10 They are really pretty especially the pap,,, paep,,,, the expenisive-ish one❤ but i hate them. What do they want. No that isnt true the ikea one... well ive accidentally overwatered it right after buying it because i didnt realize the pot it came w had no drainage which then lead to me removing both soil and half the now moldy roots. And orchids dont need soil so id just put it in a cup of water every once in a while...... that is really easy to forget tho and now shes dry and shrively :( the expensive one i accidentally let it stand in a saucer of water and now theres mushrooms in the soil thingy which is bad i think. Gets extra points for also surviving being dropped twice

9. Spider plants

My beloved. 10/10

I got one from ikea but then decided the single plants in the pot were to overcrowded so i took them out and seperated it into three. I probably ripped half the roots but they survived and now are flourishing. One of them has an offshoot going on rn, which leads me to the other two i have, my mom got me them as cuttings from her office plant and i left them in just water for at least third a year oops. They started getting a lil moldy so i planted them and now they are going strong again. Love. They also are really easy to propagate because offsphoots are everything but rare in an older(ish) plant, and also really easy to grow from there. Another one id consider a good beginner plant because all they want is water and a place on the windowsill. The latter is optional too but they do get nicer there i think. Ig they also wouldnt say no to the occasional fertilizer but again they do not need it i think.

10. Pileas

7/10, almost killed my big one by putting it into a too big pot AND shady place at all the same time. In the midst of winter. Cant recommend it. Have now put it back into a smaller pot and shes flourishing again. The small one i have i cant say much about. She does her job and is very smol. Also worth mentioning is you dont have to water pilea babies more than big ones it makes them mold <\3. I think its an easy plant if you dont fuck around to much. Propagating them can b really easy too because the offshoots just. Grow there. And u ideally have to cut them and put them in water. The last time i tried this was winter. Bad idea doesnt work. Trying it again rn ig ill update this section accordingly.

11. Clusia rosea

6/10 ive too put her into a too big pot cause i dont have an intermediate one so she looks stupid now. Has grown a lil since i got it 2 years ago, but thats fair cause i dont really care for her that greatly. Mediocre to me idk

12. Peperomia polybotrya

0/10 so far its getting yellow and i cant figure out why. Need to google how to care for them.

13. Venus fly trap

7/10 Doesnt work anymore idk why :((..... a bit sad but ive moved her to the bathroom that usually helps. They really are a cool gimick and theoretically very easy to take care of, you literally just gotta make sure its in water amd standing in a sunny place at all times. I think mine might be lacking fertilizer or maybe just humidity. We will see, ill update this section too

14. Nepenthes

9/10, mine had a rough start cause i interpreted 'keep in humid place ' as 'spray with water every day' so i overwaterd her. She lost all her pitchers but i now know they just do that in winter. Unless u have a growlight. She has been moved to the windowsill in the bathroom now and is flourishing there :))

15. 3 bonus tips

1) dont propagate plants in winter unless you have grow lights or want them to die. Or live somewhere really warm maybe

2) cheap plants r not inherently worse than expensive plants (now i dont own any expensive plants but since my cheapish once work fine........yk) but especially plants from like. Chain stores like ikea often need to be repotted shortly after buying..... ive heard its a marketing thing cause if you dont do it they just get yellow and ugly and youll have to buy a new one yk. But repotting them is manageable i think so its fine you just gotta know it ig.

3) if somethings going wrong for no reason and you have a window in your bathroom put the plant there it usually helps a lil. And if it doesnt well than at least the plant dies in a peaceful place...... jk theres probably several great checklist online tho that might help you find the cause of it so dont despair <33

#long post #text tag #also pls remember i know close to nothing abt plants this is all largely experience based ❤ #ive started making this post solely to complain about that stupid dracaena fragrans that refuses to die😹😹

[paepsi]

EXO really did THAT

#exo #kpop #exol #exo l #exo reactions #exo reaction #yall can @ me on this okay #exo comeback #exo dont mess up my tempo #don't mess up my tempo #exo tempo #exo don't mess up my tempo #nice one paep

[paepsi]

Thinking back on the Love Shot MV like

#exo #love shot #exo love shot #exo tempo #exo meme #nice one paep

[paepsi]

Someone stop me

Ive come up with some awful usernames and idk what to do bc I kinda want them... but paepsi is my trademark!!! Tbh they kind sound like nicknames I'd give EXO if I texted them

yeoldle

sooandpepper

cafe-o-lay

xinyoomin

d-ohmystars

But the thing is I can keep going and I ca n t stop what do I do with them

#halp #godkcndkmd #exo usernames #?!?!?! #nice one paep

[paepsi]

tagged by my dearest @yeoltidecarol for the lock/home screen + last song listened to ; I'm a lil late but ty for adding me to your list! Lov you Kat 😊💕

If you couldn't tell or don't know, my bg is Claude Monet's The Water Lily Pond. It brings me calm whenever I open my phone. Also being my fav artist might be another reason why,, anyways, last song listened to is Young by Baekhyun x Loco 🤪👌

Not sure who to tag but ahhhh, do it if ya like! I think it's tag 10 others??

@castieltrash1 / @exhoe-imagines @lucyandthepen @sehun-smut @yehet-me-up @versigny @kiwi-spice @bellychuckles @ravyeolii (I'm sorry dear! I saw you tagged me in another ask game and I forgot about it! I hope you don't mind this one ;;) @neoclapyourhands

#jejsuwjsjw im so sorry rip #im awful at these things #ask meme #i hope you have fun! #nice one paep #always listening to young til the day i day #it slaps hard

[paepsi]

I realized today why I like Hwasa so much and it makes me feel a lot

#from the neck down i have her body figure; yet I got arms like chanyeol jddjdj (tbf tho i havent worked on toning them tho) #i cant dance that well but i love to anyways; like she #starting in middle school i began getting cat called whenever i wore fitting clothing #i cant wear tank tops/shorts/tight dresses without feeling afraid to leave the house (even tho i really want to) #im bad at confrontation so i just decided to wear baggy/oversized clothing to avoid attention #only on special occasions do i dress up; but lately ive been becoming more confident and wearing form fitting clothing #today i put on some heels and an old pair of high waist shorts/similar to one i saw hwasa wore for a stage #and damn! im feeling myself! #i wonder if this is how she feels whenever shes on stage or making public appearances #i wanna be confident like that/even if it isnt real; i wanna be able to strut and not care about the attention #smooch to my thighs/smooch to my waist; lov myself and my thicc thighs/skinny waist #uehsjejdj #ugh im almost on my . so im gettin emotional idek djdjdj #nice one paep

[paepsi]

Chanyeol: please look forward to my first solo debut song! It's called SSFW! :)

I, an intellectual: ah yes, Super Safe For Work

Chanyeol: what? No, it's-

Me: sorry, Swiggity Swag Freakin Wack

Chanyeol: oh my god no-

Me: oh right! Right right right my bad-

Me: Spicy Sausage Freshly Wet

Chanyeol:

#plz tell me that didnt run through your mind when you saw the announcement #like i cant get it out of my head #im gonna die laughing when it comes out tho bc im just gonna b referencing it as super safe for work #just watch it be pussy poppin #ssfw #f u c im already laughin too hard jfc #ssfw chanyeol #ahhhh #exo #exo chanyeol #park chanyeol #chanyeol #ughdjxjd #nice one paep

[paepsi]

November 2, 2018 @2 PM KST

#exo #exo l #exo dont mess up my tempo #dont mess up my tempo #exo meme #exo reaction #exo reactions #nice one paep

[paepsi]

daily dumb:

I ripped my pants before my shift ended at work. I had to waddle around the store for the last hour

#nfkfmrj #i couldnt even pet the dogs that came in because every time i bent over the hole got bigger #:< #nice one paep

[paepsi]

PLAYLIST TAG

Rules: we’re snooping your playlist. put your entire music library on shuffle and list the first ten songs, then choose ten victims.

tagged by @sehun-smut (ty sweetest pea!!! ;; im sending my biggest smooches ur way uwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu) sorry this took so long to do! but it was fun!

1. Losing out (ft. Royce Da 5'9) - Black Milk

I feel like I have massive biceps and should walk around flexing whenever I listen to this song fsjadlfkj idk 

2. Girl Problems - EXO-CBX

mmmmmm yess gorl problems! I used to listen to this everyday omw to the bus stop last semester. The song starts off with my boi???? like UH, ALRIGHT. Any song that starts off with him is sure to be golden in my heart.

3. 흥탄소년단 - BTS

As one of my top favs from BTS, this is the superior ver of the song. I really like their live vocals and ad-libs here. Every time I hear this song, I always gotta bop in my seat. It’s just so THEM. Literally, they’re just goin’ off about themselves lmao

4. Back That Azz Up - Juvenile, Lil Wayne, Mannie Fresh

High School Me went hard af to this. It’s a booty popper if you can’t tell by the title already asdjflskdj Good song to play at your grandpa’s 80th bday party

5. We Are - WOO WON JAE, Loco, GRAY

Nice slow jam for the car; or any time really. I love hearing Gray’s signature GRAY at the beginning. Puts me in a good mood and reminds me of Dally (we lov queen Hyolyn in this house). I also really like Loco a lot. He puts out some dope jams.

6. Sold Out (ft. Tablo, Zion.t, Loco) - Yankie

yah!!! issa bop!! I listen to a lop of rap/r&b if you can’t tell already lmao safjldksj this song has such a cool vibe and ofc my boi Loco is on the track soooo it’s strawberry jam time

7. CROWN - Z.TAO

NOT crying or anything... I get super soft @ this song... how can you not fall in love with Zitao after listening to this??? I feel like I get a shot in the heart every time I listen. 

8. Sugar Cake (ft. Microdot) - CoCo

like the title, this song is v sweet. CoCo has such a lovely voice, v pleasing to the ears. Makes me feel uwu

9. 전야 (The Eve) - EXO

THIS IS MY PERSONAL PUSSY POPPER 500. If you know me irl, you know it’s dangerous to play this in front of me bc I will drop everything I’m doing and start dancing the choreo. The pull is TOO strong. Lump this with Monster bc OOO Boi (I messed up my car bc of Monster)

10. Good Vibrations - Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch

Imma tell u right now, every time this comes on shuffle it makes me think of @yehet-me-up ​ ‘s Exodus Mall Series. I especially see Baekhyun and Hitchcock driving throughout Seattle blasting this song and singing along like fools akjsdlfkjsd im soft

tagging; the top 10 people when I type “@” are:

@yeoltidecarol @exhoe-imagines @marshmallow-phd @dropsofletters @layhyunnie @yehet-me-up @g-exo @whimsical-ness @yeolology @universitykpop

#i don't make the rules!! #yall were my top 10" #this is kinda odd bc i don't exactly talk with the majority of yall/// sorry ;; #nice one paep

[paepsi]

when it’s a group project but you’re being graded individually

#exo #exo chanyeol #exo video #exo knowing bros #exo kyungsoo #do kyungsoo #park chanyeol #exo park chanyeol #exo d.o. #d.o. #exo do kyungsoo #nice one paep #knowing bros #knowing bros episode 159 #knowing bros exo #jkasdklfjsdf #sorry lots of tags #but plz this is my peak humor #exo meme #exosnet

[paepsi]

How am I still employed

I spartan kicked my manager in the face today at the end of our work meeting... and this isn't even the first time this happened. The first day we met I did the same dumbass thing and smacked him in the face with a door bc I had an i m p u l s e to reenact "This. Is. SPARTA"

#w h y #why do i still have a job #they have that on the cgv cameras and oh fjdjdjdj #i want the world to seallow me whole #this is what happens when i eat pizza #nice one paep

[paepsi]

ITS D-DAY BOYZ

imitation pcy... did he come... WE'LL SEE

#jae... dont let me down #we never finished our talk about jcole #nice one paep #wish me luck yall!!!! #😭😭😭

[paepsi]

SHOW US THE DILDO YOU COWARD

THIS WILL DESTROY MY PUSSY

#i am a coward #i will be ripped apart #asks #anon #nice one paep

[paepsi]

Someone bury me alive (daily dumb)

So, I volunteer at a hospital every Wednesday. I spend most of my time assisting one of the department directors in her office. Today when I went to enter her office, she wasn't there. I let myself in and sat down to do some homework. (this happens often so I come prepared to study while I wait for her to return; I take pride in being a good noodle). 20-30 min later, I hear the door unlock and someone enter the room. Oh, I forgot to mention that my back is facing the door. I have no idea what possessed me to do this but for some reason, without lifting my head up, I said loudly, in a thick Texas accent, "Howdy, g'mornin par'ner!" .... Silence. At this point I know it's not her and when I turn around to see who was there... it was the whole fucking board of directors. I asked them if they wanted me to leave to which they told me no it's fine they were just gonna show the room for a couple minutes. So for the remainder of their time in the office with me, I put my head on the desk and covered myself with a folder.

#why is this my life #jsjzjdj #when my supervisor got back she laughed at me and told me it was a good thing that im just a volunteer #😵😵😵😓😓😓😭😭😭 #nice one paep