- i’m back (i’m posting this and disappearing again for a year)
The Beginnings:
He’d be so awkward in the most endearing way, running his hands through his hair and fumbling around you.
I think he’d ask you out in the first week of knowing you, he’s a busy man has no time for waiting around.
Plus he’d be worried that someone else would catch your attention if he waited too long so...
Would probably ask one of the boys to talk to you first, have them hype him up and see whether you might be interested.
He thinks this is very clever and discreet but funnily enough you know what’s up when Chanyeol starts talking about Sehun’s shiny hair and his family’s long history of genetic health.
He strikes me as a bowling man. First date would definitely be bowling and then maybe heading to a latenight diner splitting a milkshake omg
After dating a while:
Orange cat dad, definitely. I will not explain.
He’s very patient, always willing to listen to anything on your mind - even if it’s about him.
His relationship with you would help him to mature.
I hope you’re patient too though cos this is still Sehun, man is goofy.
A lot of childish teasing, stuff like turning the lights off when he leaves the room or leaving the door open forget what I said about maturity actually
Not the jealous type. He thinks you’re the most gorgeous person in the world but you also know how to handle yourself if anyone tries to rizz you up.
Most he’ll do is throw an aggressive side-eye their way.
Loooves to treat you. That necklace you admired? Here you go. The restauarant you want to try out? Already booked a table. The vacation spot you’re desperate to visit? Get ready the plane leaves tonight.
On that note, he is the opposite of an airport dad, pack his passport for him and get him one of those toddler leashes head empty no thoughts
For your anniversary he’d do something lowkey and romantic, driving you both out to the countryside with a big blanket and spending the night stargazing together.
Habits and other shit:
Always goofin, would consider back and forth banter as flirting, you’ll have to be able to keep up with the sass.
This might lead to little spats here and there but since they’re not serious you can make up quickly.
If it ever came to real arguments he’d need to leave for a while to clear his head, take a walk with the dogs before coming home to stutter an apology.
He struggles to communicate seriously sometimes but he always wants you to know he adores you.
You’d both get into hiking, especially with having the dogs. They’re a great way to spend time together, productively but still somewhat intimately in remote hiking spots.
Speaking of intimacy, he loves to cup your chin and pull you away from whatever your task is for a soft kiss, and then he goes back to his day afterwards. Does this multiple times a day, it still melts your heart.
He might be a little messy to live with but he makes up for it by doing things like grocery shopping, cleaning the cars, and other out-of-the-house chores.
He’s not clingy in the traditional sense, but he wants to be around you all the time. You both often end up sitting together silently doing your own thing, like together-alone-time.
Dates:
This man loves any kind of beverage, so be ready for coffee dates, bubble tea dates, bar dates. Give him a yummy drink and you his yummy s/o and he’s happy.
Maybe more active dates, like skateboarding or paddle boarding in the summer.
Gym dates.
As previously mentioned, bowling. Idk he strikes me shoot me as a very competitive person and so it’s the perfect activity for him.
*NSFW warning minors go away with peace and love*
Sex:
He’s usually a pretty collected person, very in control of his actions and words.
Not when it comes to you though >:)
When it comes to sex, he gets desperate and messy, leaving clothes all over the apartment and kissing you like he craves you mm cos he does
Loooves to use his fingers on you, he gets a little cocky being able to get you off with just one hand.
Favourite position is definitely doggy so he can really grip your hips. He can also smack your ass, pull your hair, pin you down, just a great many positives in this position.
This man can move those hips so best believe he’s got the stamina to keep going for a looong time.
Equally, sometimes he gets overly excited and desperate for you and he cums early lol i stand by that this is a compliment
Dw though, he’s got long fingers and an eager tongue.
A lot of groans, light moans, dirty talk is a must telling you how good you take him omfgfg
Loves to shower together afterwards
All in all, a relationship with Sehun would be the definition of young, dumb and in love. He values you more than anything else in his life and will always go out of his way to spoil you where he can, knowing that you do the same for him. It’s truly like dating your best friend, and you cherish every moment.
A lot of the fics I had saved have been deleted hence the short list (many of my favorites were among the fallen💔) but these are the surviving ones. Please recommend some fics , I’m always on the lookout for new ones.
⚠️WARNING⚠️quite a bit of these (most, if not all actually) are not safe for work content. Some are very sexually graphic. Symbols will be used to distinguish them.
main masterlist
MINORS DNI —> ALL OF THE CONTENT INCLUDED HERE IS +18 ONLY
PS : for series, I am linking my favorite part/chapter (please let me know if it would be better to link the first part or the master list if it’s available)
Oop your head canons post got me intrigued,, Could you write something to show what would happen if baeks gf didn't tell him when she was going out with someone? Or anything else to show what you think his jealousy would be like hehe
it has been a while since you last saw your friend. that was why when he reached out to you, telling you he wanted to meet, you didn't hesitate and agreed immediately. except that you forgot to tell your boyfriend that you were going out with your friend. a guy, at that.
it hadn't occur to you to even tell baekhyun that you were going out with a friend. but the long talk you had with him, catching up with him about life made you forget to even check the time on your phone.
so when your friend had sent you home, with his car - you were slightly surprised to see baekhyung standing at the door with his arm crossed.
after saying goodbyes to your friend, you immediately rushed towards him a smile, arms slightly opened to pull him into a hug.
but what surprised you more was that he didn't reciprocate your hug.
you pulled away slightly, tilting your head in confusion when you looked at him. "what's wrong?" you asked softly, feeling dejected when he slipped out of your embrace. "you didn't tell me you were going out," he muttered, facing away from you.
then it clicked.
"oh... i'm sorry, baby- i really forgot to tell you," you explained, your hand resting on his arm. you could hear him sighing and pulled away. there was a deep ache in his heart. he couldn't get it out of his head. when that guy laughing with you and you smiled before saying your goodbyes.
"all you had to do was tell me," he gritted his teeth.
to be honest, he hated it. he hated being petty and trying to blame you for hanging out with your friend. it wasn't wrong. he knew it wasn't wrong. but he felt slightly insecured when he saw how you smiled at the guy. and adding the fact that you didn't tell him about it either.
he trusts you with all his heart. he does. but that image of you laughing with another guy kept on replaying in his head.
you didn't know what to do to comfort him. you felt bad and this was the first time that you had ever upset him.
.
and so the next few days, he kept on ignoring you. if he did talk to you, it would be of a mockery tone.
"this is so funny," was all you said. and he would reply with a, "oh, like how that guy made you laugh?"
it was getting on your nerves with how childish he was acting.
"baekhyun," you called him in a stern voice. he only rolled his eyes and continued eating his sandwich. "alright, what's wrong with you?" you sighed, rubbing your temples. "what do you mean? nothing's wrong," he shrugged.
"yeah, sure. nothing's wrong that it got you acting like this," you scoffed. you were right though. he knew you were right. baekhyun had promised himself to not be a jealous man. so how come that he is so jealous to the point that he's acting petty.
you stood in front of him, your eyes staring at his which he looked at everywhere else but your eyes. "babe," you started off softly. "baby," he still ignores you. "baekhyun,"
the third time you called him, you were getting frustrated that he still didn't answer. "byun baekhyun," you called him in a stern voice. this finally made him to look at you in the eyes, a pout present on his lips. "is this about that time i go out without telling you?" you sighed.
you knew. of course, you knew. he was embarrassed that he's acting so childish right now. even though there would be no way for you to leave him. right?
"no," he answered after a while. he figured that lying would lessen his embarrassment. you sighed for the hundreds time tonight. "baby, i told you that you don't need to be jealous of others," you said softly, your hand rubbing his arm comfortingly.
"i wasn't jealous," he crossed his arms together. you let out an amused chuckle. "sure, whatever you say,"
EXO is a group whose impact goes far beyond their musical ability, has been a source of inspiration and companionship during both my brightest days and darkest nights. The melodies they've written, the dazzling performances they've delivered, and the glimpses of their genuine selves they've shared have crafted an unbreakable connection between us. This connection is a symphony of emotions, weaving together a tapestry of memories, hopes, and dreams.
EXO are remarkable individuals, who've been a source of solace and happiness in my life, they deserve to find contentment and serenity in their life. As an EXO-L for over a decade, there's nothing I desire more than witnessing the genuine happiness on the faces of my cherished idols. My unwavering support is a pledge I've made, etching it deep into my heart – I am, and will always be, their supporter, wholeheartedly committed to their happiness.
Knowing that Jongdae have found someone to share his life with, someone who brings him happiness and support, fills my heart with warmth. As an EXO-L since my youth, I am thrilled to have been able to witness this new chapter in their life. It's a reminder that we're all moving forward in our own unique ways. I offer my heartfelt congratulations to Jongdae, it's not merely a gesture, but a sincere expression of my admiration and support. I wish for him all the beautiful things life has to offer – the kind of success that fills his heart with pride, the bliss that springs from the simple pleasures of life, and the serenity that comes from knowing he's living his best life.
As an EXO-L, I am but a single star in a constellation of fans who share this adoration, and together, may we illuminate the path toward a future where our idols find boundless happiness. May our unwavering support also become a source of strength for them. I am here to stay, cheering for their happiness, no matter where life's journey takes them. Above all, may this be a reminder that they are human, just like us, with dreams, desires, and the right to find their own happiness.
• Let's first dive into the main theme before exploring other details. Obsession makes us wonder whether X-EXO are evil clones. On the contrary Baek mentioned something similar in their behind the scenes video (pls click on individual screencaps to read):
The boys are involved in this good v. evil fight as we know. Now that we have the theme of alter egos confirmed I wanted to mention there is a song on the album called Jekyll (지킬) the idea is borrowed from R. L. Stevenson's book and makes it easy to connect the dots. The lyrics of the song make it clear about the main plot of this era so we move on...
• Chen plays a game of chess with his evil counterpart. At the end there are certain pieces that remain - knight, knight, 4 pawns idk how this is valid since if a king is in checkmate the game ends conventionally.
I believe Chen and his counterpart are the knights. Now knights + pawns = 6 members in comeback. This might mean that Chen is in control and knows things which the other 5 don't since they are just "pawns" for the time being. He is also the only good guy remaining or smth out of these 6 and others might have been corrupted or defeated??!
I believe Chën won.
There are multiple footages of their chess board too: it might mean each of their actions is being watched by the RF. But I'm still not sure why they have the screens in their room (since Chen has the power of Thunder which could roughly go with electricity?). Is Chen keeping an eye on Chën?
• Moving on.. Chanyeøl is the one in center when the song begins. He is also the only member with eye-catching continuous patterns on his outfit. Something about Chanyeol seems a little off. I have started thinking of reasons for his behavior and vulnerability which I'll surely discuss another time :)
Clearly they emphasize how Chanyeøl is the leader of X-EXO or smth, like the most destructive force. In the mv all of X-EXO (except Sehůn) glow red but we see that only Chanyeol (special emphasis on red eyes) looks like that. This makes me think he is consumed by his evil ego:
Chanyeol and his X-EXO counterpart engage in a physical battle using fire:
At one point Chanyeøl is engulfed by fire as they fight and later we see Chanyeol radiating flames. He is also seen on the red side of the ground, encircled by the fire - hence it is clear he loses the fight.
THANK YOU FOR READING THIS FAR!! 😀
• Kai is a biker and his scenes with Kāi reminds us of bullfighting. In the first gif below, we see how Kai tries to dodge his matador counterpart:
There are negative versions of Kai and his evil counterpart (maybe they fight in two different worlds since we know Kai teleports like in MAMA). I'm unsure who wins the fight since both appear with subdued expressions in inverted colors.
I'll also mention that in the performance video of EXO AND X-EXO, Kāi and Kai interact:
• In this picture we see there are 12 rooms → for the original 12 "legends". Only 6 members took part in this comeback so the other rooms are empty (Luhan Tao and 🥴 belong to the rooms below but were trapped in the maze). Notice how Kai is in the center of the OT9 rooms — he is the key to something. From Japanese, Kai translates to Recovery in English: it could mean protection and restoration of the tree of life to its prosperous state since "tree of life and the heart slowly grew dry" from MAMA intro. This is something very important to revert to as we unravel their clues to the story.
•We see exo playing video games/reading comics in some teaser photos of other releases, the vcr from their EXplOration Dot (Day 1, Seoul) and even Power mv and merch reflects this vibe - which makes sense that the battle at such a physical level is fictitious (and being endured mentally). These might be dreams the boys have after the RF drugged them or possibly influenced them in some way.
_oh well that's all for now, I will create a part 2 to incorporate it all. Have a nice day!!⭐