#non-swiftie

[animezinglife]

Is there a tool I can use that will block all Taylor Swift content, mentions, and posts on every social media platform?

If I have to see one more fawning fan post about her, I’m going to hurl.

#wtf is wrong with these people #it’s a cult #anti-taylor swift #non-swiftie #I don’t get the appeal at all

[feeldco]

#feeld #standup #stand up comedy #funny #dating #sexpositivity #sexuality #swifties #non monogomous #monogamous #monogamy #enm #ethical non monogamy

[itsmellslikeinfidelity]

YOU are still gay and that's final

#help non swifties have found this

[heartstringsduet]

You would find these two slow dancing to Lover, shaking things off, screaming to Ready For it, damp-eyed at Anti-Hero and letting their Bejeweled. Also, TK clearly talked Carlos into both Taylor Swift and into the outfit and he has a billion photos on his phone of Carlos in it.

Happy Birthday @alltheprettyplaces, this one's for you. I can't wait to dance and cry in Vienna with you. 💗

#sorry non-swifties not sorry #hb Britt <3 #tarlos #tarlos art #911 lone star #michelle draws #what are your headcanons for them? #Also: in my head this happens after Jen and mine's fic #they go to europe itching to dance along to Vigilante Shit

[ash5monster01]

mrjoshcharles: Little debrief about yesterday: I don't like keeping secrets so that was hard. I didn't even tell my kids until the other day! Here's a couple of tortured old poets about to board an early flight to be pop stars for a day. Been through a lot with this dude over the years, but safe to say this was a most memorable day. We were treated with such class by Taylor and her crew from beginning to end. What I'll remember most was the laughter. There was a lot of it. Like we were 17 all over again. #TSTTPD

These two are trying to give me heart palpitations and I just can’t take it.

#I know some of my non swiftie dps mutuals are struggling right now #but all this attention might just bring us something good for the 35th anniversary #dead poets society #the tourtured poets department #taylor swift #ethan hawke #josh charles #todd anderson #knox overstreet #fortnight

[neil-perrys-suicidal-tendencies]

Down Bad is such an anderperry song c'mon.

Imagine Neil staring at Todd at midnight whispering to himself "Fuck it if I can't have him"

Like yes?

It's giving ✨teenage petulance✨ ( comes out🏳️‍🌈 teenage petulance )

"I might just die, it would make no difference"

"Down bad waking in blood" - except Neil never woke up.

Looking at the sky, come back pick me up

"I might not just get up"

"How dare do you think it was romantic, leaving me safe and stranded"

"For a moment, I knew cosmic love"

"For a moment, I was heaven-struck"

"Fuck it I was in love"

Tell me HOW this doesn't give "Fuck it if I can't have him"

#dead poets society #neil perry #todd anderson #anderperry #taylor swift #dps #the tortured poets department #down bad #to all my non swiftie mutuals - you can ignore me for a few days

[moonlitswimmingpooltv]

WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE

#i was so excited when i saw this tweet like OMG #and long live is the perfect song for them #this is a sign that all non-gomens swifties need to go watch this show #DO IT #ITS SO GOOD #good omens #taylor swift

[evermoredeluxe]

can people please for the love of god stop talking about taylor’s face? there’s often this conversation about “did she get her eyebrows lifted and filled her cheeks? does she have lines on her face or did she get botox? did she get lip fillers?” and it’s all like. you can have your own opinion on plastic surgery and whether or not people should get it done/endorse it, but guess what? even if taylor has gotten any work done, she has never ever talked about it (other than ortho stuff). so if you’re okay with plastic surgery, amazing, let the woman do (or not do) what she wants and leave her alone; and if you’re not, then she isn’t endorsing it to anyone. you don’t have a right to tell her if she should or shouldn’t, and this isn’t a thing you should have discourse on. in fact, she has actively tried to Not have discourse on her face/body/how she looks, and has tried to get people feel okay with themselves by sharing her own struggles. and you can have your suspicions, but you don’t need to state them as fact and compare pictures publicly to prove what you believe. trust me, no one loves their little features being discussed in such detail on the internet, esp when they do all that’s possible to have the conversation be about their work and not stuff like this.

#swifties TIRE ME #i loveeee talking about the non-music stuff but people always take it way too far and it’s like #‘you know what? it’s better if we don’t talk about certain personal stuff about her at all because it’ll turn into a fire’ #arshia takes #arshia talks

[yume-fanfare]

are radio hosts just acoustic twitch streamers?

well i don't know enough about twitch streamers but radio hosts cant rly play videogames

#radio host (swiftie) was assigning classical composers to pop divas yesterday morning #non fantasy #preguntas

[weird-life-of-a-closet-fangirl]

“I know my pain is such an imposition” coming after she wrote “I’d give you my sunshine, give you my best, but the rain is always going to come if you’re standing with me” is awful to think about, like she knew, she knew the rain would come, she has struggles that may never go away and she knew it would be hard to deal with, but she would give him her best (her best me’s) as much as she could, as long as she could, and she was so scared, constantly wondering would it be enough, would it be enough, would it be enough, and in the end it wasn’t. 

#i'm ngl i feel bad for joe too #like its not easy to love someone who's got issues #and just like she tried to be at her best for him im sure he tried to be there for her worst too #but it just wasnt enough #you're losing me #taylor swift #hi sorry this song kinda wrecked me #to all my non-swiftie followers bear with me please im goin thru it rn and the song is helping me process my sadness

[capelizabeth]

SORRY I KNOW I SAID I WOULDNT BE INSUFFERABLE BUT THIS IS UNHINGED

#taylor swift #the tortured poets department #i’m sure there’s five million posts about this #and i’m mainly tagging for non swiftie moots #ellie chats

[selkiemaidenfae]

there are definitely things i like about ttpd, but the thing i can’t get over is how i initially thought she just wasn’t editing her songs very well—

because quite honestly, there are a weird amount of grammatical errors, missed rhymes, questionable lyrics, and songs that just meander for way too long

—but the more i think about, the more i think that its intentional.

diehard swifties are outright threatening critical reviewers, so she obviously knows that they’ll devour anything she puts out. she doesn't have to worry about them.

and as for non-swifties, each song has at least one short but undeniably good part.... almost like it was designed to be just good enough for a thirty second tiktok/edit sound.

#taylor swift #anti taylor swift #the tortured poets department #using anti feels weird but swifties are so non-critical about this album it's kind of insane

[moonlightdancer26]

My predicted ratings of Taylor Swift’s songs in her upcoming album The Tortured Poets Department:

(hey, so basically to anyone who isn’t a Swiftie, this post is gonna make zero sense to you so just ignore this lol)

1. Fortnight — 5/10, I genuinely don’t think I’ll like it, maybe it’s bc the AI version on tiktok isn’t my style at ALL and kinda ruined it for me. Plus the title doesn’t stick out at all and I’m so sad that this song is track 1, esp considering her most recent album Midnights had an iconic opening track.

2. The Tortured Poets Department — 8/10, I always LOVE her title tracks and I’m so excited for this one.

3. My Boy Only Breaks His Favourite Toys — 7/10, the title doesn’t really stick out to me but I feel like it’s gonna end up being an amazingly catchy song. Negative points for the easy rhyme. (“boy” “toy”)

4. Down Bad — 10/10, I’M CLAIMING THIS SONG IDC IDC, I HAVE SUCH HIGH HOPES

5. So Long, London — 10/10, I’m actually terrified to listen to this song bc not only is it TRACK FIVE, but I know for a fact that I’ll sob. I’M SO EXCITED AND SCARED.

6. But Daddy I Love Him — 5/10, not too bad not too good, love the Little Mermaid reference but idk something tells me that I won’t vibe with this song

7. Fresh out the Slammer — 6.5/10, the title’s interesting and I have no idea what to expect

8. Florida!!! — 4/10, hate to say it but I feel like this might be my least favourite

9. Guilty as Sin? — 10/10, ALSO CLAIMING THIS SONG, I’m so excited for this omgg

10. Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me? — 6/10, I feel like the lyrics are gonna be similar to her song Anti-Hero, which makes me super happy, but I’m deducting points for the painfully corny title.

11. I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can) — 9/10 for relatability reasons. Like damn Taylor thanks for calling me out. But also there’s a SLIGHT possibility that this song is about M*tty Healy and I am simply very concerned about that.

12. loml — 7.5/10, I just KNOW it isn’t just gonna stand for “love of my life.” Taylor’s too much of a genius to use that abbreviation for its common meaning.

13. I Can Do It With A Broken Heart — 7.5/10, -2.5 points for the corny title, but I do expect to cry when I hear this song, and well, who doesn’t love songs that make you want to rip your hair out?

14. The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived — 9/10, I saw someone on tiktok say there’s a correlation between this and the story of Rumpelstiltskin and it blew my mind. I have high hopes for this

15. The Alchemy — 9/10, manifesting that this sounds like The Archer and has parallels to Invisible string (“a single thread of gold tied me to you”) 🙏🏼🙏🏼

16. Clara Bow — 9/10, I just know this song is gonna be interesting and addicting as hell

On April 19, I’ll reblog this post after I listen to the full album and I’ll confirm or deny these predicted ratings. If anyone wants to join in on this, go ahead!

#i saw swifties doing this on tiktok so why not jump on the bandwagon #taylor swift #the tortured poets department #to my non-swiftie followers: *whispers* it’s ok.. just scroll past.. you didn’t see anything..

[chappellrroan]

happiness came up

#non swifties are going to be so confused

[bluewhiteseagull]

The collage of the non taylor's version albums made by me (bluewhiteseagull)💚💛💜❤🩵🖤

#swifties #taylor swift #taylornation #non taylor's version #taylor swift debut #fearless era #speak now taylor swift #red taylor swift #taylor swift 1989 #reputation #taylor swift wallpapers #taylor swift collage #my collage #my creation

[peachedpocky]

Ok no no listen to me I'm not crazy- I may have only had Baldur's Gate 3 for like two weeks but I've already put more then 100 hours into it and I am losing my mind over Astarion/Durge romance.

Because I got in my car today to do errands and "Ready for it" by Taylor Swift came on and I couldn't help but relate that to Durge/Astarion toxic murder couple that they are.

No no please don't go im not crazy ok listen.

Knew he was a killer first time that I saw him?

Knew I was a robber first time that he saw me?

In the middle of the night in my dreams, you should see the things we do, baby?

BUT I'LL TAKE MY TIME!?

BABY LET THE GAMES BEGIN!?

SOMEONE TELL ME IM NOT CRAZY THIS IS ABSOLUTELY THE BEST DURGE/ASTARION SONG

ARE YOU READY FOR IT!?

#Listen ok I'm not crazy I promise #I'm not even like a huge swiftie or anything I just rlly like reputation album #tell me I'm wrong #look me in my dead sleep deprived eyes from playing this non stop for two weeks and tell me I'm wrong #I'm not even doing a durge astarion playthrough I'm too busy being a good person romancing gale #astarion x durge #astarion bg3 #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate astarion #bg3 durge #durgestarion #durge #the dark urge #bg3 astarion #Spotify