#objection: asked and answered

[realhbomax]

There’s a tiny copy of Tony Soprano named Tiny Soprano who loves on my shoulder and keeps telling me to commit crimes. What should I do

commit them, obviously.

#i mean its a tiny james gandolfini #why wouldn't you listen #the sopranos #tony soprano #objection: asked and answered #hbo man's tedtalk

[blueskittlesart]

deeply refreshing to see someone critical of Swift who also like, genuinely likes her. Like i'm neutral to positive on her, but the online discourse has been absolutely rancid. flipping between "Taylor Swift has never done anything wrong ever and she's a fucking genius" and "Taylor Swift is the worst lyricist of all time and also a bad person" is exhausting, so thank you for like. nuance or something lmao

not to make it serious for a sec but i genuinely think that being able to like things that are bad is really important. like I think that it's an important skill to be able to look at something and see what you personally enjoy about it and then take a step back and acknowledge that objectively it's flawed. and to also be able to acknowledge that liking something isn't necessarily an identity or a moral stance. and i think that fandom space in general could really benefit from more people taking the time to learn how to do that. it's okay to like things that are bad

#people ask me sometimes why ill occasionally talk about something i like and then go 'but it's bad' and the answer is usually because it is #i love teen wolf. i love genshin impact. i love detective conan. and i fucking LOVE taylor swift. that doesnt mean theyre good #it just means i like them. and recognizing their flaws actually helps me better identify what i like about them! #it's like. in my mind bad > good is the x axis and i like it > i dont like it is the y axis yk. they're not mutually exclusive #tldr it's not that serious. we can all relax a little #irt taylor swift i do also think she has done some real harm to her fans in enabling them to deflect all criticism of her as misogyny #and i don't think it's fully the fault of these people who are parroting that response bc so much of her marketing has deliberately #reinforced this idea that to be a swiftie is to be a part of a sisterhood and that any attack on taylor is an attack on all of those women #who are in that in-group. when that's obviously not the case. but she's marketed herself as. for lack of a better term. 'girl music' #to the point where it makes her fans feel as though any criticism of the music or the woman responsible for it is an attack on their #personal experience of womanhood/girlhood/sisterhood/etc. and that's how you get all of thess bad-faith accusations of misogyny #i don't necessarily think this was her deliberate goal with her marketing tho because like. on first glance such a strong sense of communit #among fans sounds like a great thing. the friendship bracelets i got at the eras tour movie are really genuinely special to me. #but it does present a problem when your fans are unable to separate how they feel about the community and experience your music has fostere #from how they feel about you as a person. especially when you are a billionaire who absolutely CANNOT be above criticism in this economy #anyway. tldr i love taylor's music and i don't think swiftie hivemind is as deliberately malicious as it may seem #but it's obviously necessary to be able to take a step back and look objectively at what you're participating in. #anyway stream ttpd or don't idc <3 #taylor swift

[plead-au]

a compilation of recent PLE:AD AU-related drawings. sorted by oldest to latest

#ple:ad au #object show au #object show community #hfjone #bfdi #bfb #inanimate insanity #ava ledger #airy hfjone #david bfdi #dora bfdi #golf ball bfdi #basketball bfdi #test tube ii #i was actually planning on putting the first 2 images in it's own post but #i dunno i think bundling everything recent into one post would be better i guess #also yes i KNOW i forgot the 'b' in 'remember' if ur even gonna mention it...grr... #also i still need to figure out what David & Dora are gonna look like in PLE:AD AU #y'know(rhetorical) with the whole humanization logic in this AU & such #i had just drawn the last image right now. i think the background fade makes it look pretty cool #also !! if you have any questions for more context about any of the drawings u can ask me !! i will do the answering

[prettyfakeboys]

I think I'll grab you while you're in the kitchen, tear down your pants, and jam the handle of a ladle up your pussy.

I'll grind into you from behind while I "stir" you with the spoon. You need to take it as long as you can, because as soon as you make me stop, I'm putting you up on the counter to fuck your ass while I spank you with a spatula.

I wouldn’t make you’d stop id let you go until my legs couldn’t support me and gave out because of you

#bimbo doll #cvmslvt #detrans ftm #detrans kink #detrans me #detransition kink #exhibtionist #cnc brat #cnc free use #exhibition kink #objectify me #object insert nsft #object insertion. #send dirty asks #gross ask #dirty asks #answered asks

[carlyraejepsans]

for real WHERE does the idea that [utdr humans] are nongendered so that "you can project on them" come from. their literal character arcs are about NOT being a blank slate to be filled in by the audience

i think i understand the assumption on some level for undertale, because there is a very intentional effort to make you identify with the "player character" in order to make your choices feel like your own (the beating heart of undertale's metanarrative lies in giving you an alternative path to violence against its enemies after all, and whether you're still willing to persue it for your own selfish reasons. YOUR agency is crucial).

of course, the cardinal plot twist of the main ending sweeps the rug from under your feet on that in every way, and frisk's individuality becomes, in turn, a tool to further UT's OTHER main theme: completionism as a form of diegetic violence within the story. replaying the game would steal frisk's life and happy ending from them for our own perverse sentimentality, emotionally forcing our hand away from the reset button.

i think their neutrality absolutely aids in that immersion. but also, there's this weird attitude by (mostly) cis fans where it being functional within the story makes it... somehow "editable" and "up to the player" as well? which is gross and shows their ass on how they approach gender neutrality in general lol.

but also like. there's plenty of neutral, non PCharacters in undertale and deltarune. even when undertale was just an earthbound fangame and the player immersion metanarrative was completely absent, toby still described frisk as a "young, androgynous person". sometimes characters are just neutral by design. it's not that hard to understand lol.

anyone who makes this argument for kris deltarune is braindead. nothing else to say about it.

#this is a very difficult topic to discuss imo because on Some level I don't completely disagree with people who make that argument for chara #in SPIRIT. if not in action. like my point still stands characters can just Be neutral. and if that level of customization had been intended #well Pokemon's been doing the ''are you a boy or a girl'' shtick for ages. no reason why that couldn't have been included as well #but i do feel that we're supposed to identify with chara within the story. not as in chara is us but as in we are chara #and i think someone playing the game without outside interferences and (wrongly) coming to the conclusion that chara IS literally #themselves in the story. and thus call them by their own name (the one they likely inputted at the start) and pronouns #will be someone who grasped undertale's metanarrative more than someone who went in already spoiled on the NM route who thinks of chara #(and on some level frisk as well) as completely separate from us with independent wills and personhoods at any time #who treats them as nonbinary. even if their approach is more ''appropriate'' to a gender neutral person #systematic error vs manually changing every measure to fit what you already think is going to be the correct result. ykwim? #of course this opens a whole new parentheses while discussing the game outside of your personal experience #because even if you DO see chara as a self insert then they are a self insert for EVERYONE. women men genderqueer people #i don't call chara ''biscia'' even though that's what i named the fallen human in my playthrough. neither do i use they because i also do #if you're describing the character/story objectively in how they are executed then you're going to talk about them neutrally #because you ain't the only sunovabitch who played the darn game sonny #so like. either way you turn it. even in the most self insert reading you'd STILL logically use they/them so ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ git gud #answered asks

[mixelation]

i think it would be fun in minato reunited team disaster in their late teens as like a "OP team for PR/can take any mission" type of move. then suddenly a bunch of older admin are coming out of the woodwork like

"oh, you want to talk to that team? you want to talk to tori. everything she will say to you will be a trick. somehow she is still the best choice, just follow these rules. UNLESS you specifically need these things--" like how when my insurance paid for me to get a rental car and my adjuster was like "the rental agency will call you. they will offer you all of these things with your rental agreement. DO NOT ACCEPT THEIR OFFER" like getting sent on a quest to speak to the fucking fair folk

#reborn au #me proving i'm an adult to the discord server: (anecdote about talking to an insurance adjuster) #'both tori and itachi can be bribed with food. DO NOT BRIBE DEIDARA WITH PHYSICAL OBJECTS' #'if deidara asks you about art you must either leave the conversation immediately or give him a thoughtful answer.' #'it does not matter if you agree with any of the insane things he's about to tell you or not but your answer MUST indicate #an original and thoughtful opinion and HE WILL KNOW IF YOU'RE TALKING OUT YOUR ASS'

[howlonomy]

Related to my previous ask, but the lack of having blood and being made of magic, with the fur, mustbalso make it alot harder for Clover to gage how bad some injuries are, like 'oh it's only a bit of a cut', going home and then Ceroba being like 'that is a deep gouge likr why didn't you come hoke sooner that's a really bad injury'

YES EXACTLY they don’t know the limits of monster injuries vs human injuries. while it IS a lot easier to heal now (all they need is monster food!) its also a lot easier for their body to get hurt; monster bodies are way more fragile than humans.

that being said clover is super independent and probably wouldn’t tell anyone/try to hide their injuries anyways ahdjfd kanako would rat them out if she knew about it though. clover has to get used to leaning on adults for support and actually like. trust people :]

#asked and answered #monster clover au #ceroba martlet and starlo trying their absolute best to try and support clover vs clovers need to not be a bother FIGHT #unstoppable force vs immovable object #mcau lore

[sunnibits]

I literally have zero art motivation right now but you can have these ofmd x pokémon doodles I made ages ago and never posted ‼️

#izzy hands #stede bonnet #ed teach #ofmd #pokemon #art #my art #I was genuinely so obsessed w this concept at one point and I was supposed to answer asks about it after I literally begged people - #- to send me asks but then I never actually posted a response bc I had SO many fucking thoughts it was impossible to condense it down #I had extensive lists of ideas for Pokémon to match with everyone it was bonkers #I still think about it a lot #there are so many Pokémon that could fit izzy fr #anyways stede is absolutely a bug type stannie and you can fight me on that one #I’m objectively correct

[moiraimyths]

Romance isn’t a social construct lmao it’s human, the same as being aroace is.

Buddy... I got bad news on two fronts.

#ask #robin answers #ndm #romance is neither universal nor objective #social construct =/= the feelings don't exist #what defines them as romantic is subjective or informed by society

[realhbomax]

Villainous. Yes.

ummm que paso

#askcrowaus #hbo man's tedtalk #ask #objection: asked and answered

[originalartblog]

YOU.

(reguardimh chuuya being afraid of lightning(

hehehehehehehehehe

from this this post and this post

#if you want to make chuuya sweat just have a stun gun be turned on in proximity #my objective is to make my headcanons everyone's headcanon #that way i can find the content i crave #bsd #bsd chuuya #bsd nakahara chuuya #ask answered #not art

[puppiitraining]

you should tell me what objects you've inserted. the first one if you can remember. the biggest one. most most embarrassing one. and one you want to try but havent.

mmmm I love this!! I would loove to say~

first one: the handle of a hairbrush! A classic really, but did the job great~

Biggest one: a gatorade bottle ♡ the taller slimmer ones. Definiitely the biggest!!

Most embarrassing one: more recentlyy found out one of the dogtoys I bought squeaks and I wore it stuffed up my puppycunt, and when I got reallyy worked up or waay too horny and squeezed my lega together, it would squeak~ deefinitely a little noticeable when waiting in line at a store

Want to try: I reeaalllyyy just want to fuck everything phallic I thiink, I have such an obsession with stuffing my pupcunt with objeects... but I think for sure!! I want something inside that a leash can be attached to. And then when I go on walks, I can be lead around by the leash in my puphole~

Oooor something rly big, to work on streetching...

I would LOVE suggestions!! Eheh ♡

#this wAS A RLY FUN ASK THANK U EISKEKWK #i loveee talking about what i've done or want to dooo!! thank yoou #definitely love this kind of ask~ eheh ♡ #but yesssss im not rly rly sure what next!!!! but i love random object insertion or like. a oencil holder or can holder like mmmm #anyway~ yus ♡ #》 puppy barks (answer) #t4t puppy #ftm puppy #ftm pet #t4t pet #ftm sub #t4t nsft #trans nsft #nsft bd/sm #nsft puppy #nsft pet

[prettyfakeboys]

Maybe we'll push the flashlight up your pussy and the ladle handle up your asshole.

Then you can suck my cock. I like an airtight slut.

That sounds perfect to me

#bimbo doll #cvmslvt #detrans ftm #detrans kink #detrans me #detransition kink #exhibtionist #cnc brat #cnc free use #exhibition kink #dirty asks #send dirty asks #answered asks #objectify me #object insert nsft #object insertion.

[carlyraejepsans]

saw your most recent post about really good fics that contain uncomfortable kinks and i immediately thought "ah, biscia must be reading the mpreg soriel fic" and almost left a reply talking about it but i stopped myself because i realized that would be an insane assumption to make. needless to say i felt so vindicated when i saw you link it in an earlier post.

like. HELLO?

HELLO???????

#answered asks #''I fear nothing good ever comes of it when it does'' is straight up SEARED into my brain as the toriel line of all time I've ever read #there's some character interpretations I don't share there. like i said i don't think either of them would cry that easily #and while the different conception (badumtss) of sex/gender in various monsters was interesting #i felt like it didn't quite deal with the ramifications of not strictly binary reproductions on social perception of gender like I could've #eg the part about boss monsters being closer to humans in how it works and thus having a different concept of mom/dad compared to skeletons #was pretty nice. but if you establish that skeletons work like ghosts but distinguish she/he ''for some reason'' even though all of them #can bear kids. and then you make a comment about ''the child possibly growing into a woman considering the shape of the pelvis'' it's like #why??????? why. whywhywhy. why would that be a factor. even hypothesizing a certain physical dimorphism. WHY pick the one tied to pregnancy #the ONE ASPECT that you decided was shared between both ''male'' and ''female'' skeletons #it's also like. objectively an argument that is leveraged to hurt and deny trans people irl so it was just. unbelievably uncomfortable #this is what we mean with mpreg and transphobia btw #not that the concept is inherently transphobic or hurtful to trans people #but that that kind of alternative biological worldbuilding implies an alternative social conception of gender role for the characters #that a lot of authors just. straight up miss. because their view of the world is still very cis/perisexist #BUT!!!!!!!!!! #it was still over all a very good fic. I'd rec it to pll not into that for the initial 2 chapters alone

[ptgigi]

If you put Mewtwo in a sweater, would he fall over?

#mewtwo #mewtwo is a cat #ask #thatlazyartist919 #sweater #my real answer would be no #but this is the objectively better answer

[splatoonusna]

trick or treat can i have a rock

Have a rock then!

#ask #not gonna answer the other trick or treat ones since i don't wanna spam the same ask #but y'all get your choice of candy and/or object as well