#occupational hazard

[tinylightningfics]

This scene never fails to make me laugh

Beyond Evil | Episode 15

#he sees straight through you #silly boys #flirting on the job #occupational hazard #jwds #beyond evil

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

hey so uh about your boyfriend. yeah i accidentally whumped him too hard and he regenerated. sorry

#i killed my 14 😭😭 #like a fucking goldfish left on top of the radiator #i pulled his guts out again and he couldnt take it #occupational hazard #ive got one ongoing unpublised fic thats missy whump #theres been like 7 missies in that #shes changed names 5 times #little mermaid voice: ive got suicides and 'accidents' aplenty #self-destructions and -sacrifices galore #anyway she looks suspiciously like bill now she LOVES life and she remembers Absolutely Nothing #im sure that'll sort itself out but for now it's very fun #doctor voice: regenerated?? whats that mean?? #yaz: uhhhhhhhhhhhh #doctor voice: you seem to know a lot about this place (the tardis) and everything. do you know.......who i am? #yaz: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #they will figure it out its fine its gonna be fine <3 #yaz is gonna run into the house like CALL EVERYONE WE KNOW WHOS SEEN THE DOCTOR REGENERATE WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO

[deadbeatdadjokes]

“He would not fuckiNg say that !!!” what if I had a gun to his head what then

#i don’t think y’all understand this not writing this is a hostage negotiation #I’m gonna give me everything I want and then get shot by the feds #occupational hazard #this is a joke but also a reminder to the stupid part of meat brain that is overly critical of everything to take a seat #and let me crash into this tree in peace

[oldshrewsburyian]

Okay, I know that George R.R. Martin is fond of saying that Westeros is inspired by medieval Europe and ASOIAF is inspired by the Wars of the Roses. And I know that I am on record as being salty about it because of clichéd medievalism. But I am even saltier now, because today I realized that “When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die” was just... lifted from Thomas More’s take on the Wars of the Roses in The History of King Richard the Third:

And so they said that these matters be kings’ games, as it were, stage plays, and for the most part played upon scaffolds, in which poor men be but the on-lookers.

...That is not a set of instructions for writing historical fantasy, George.

#a medievalist does got #asoiaf #grrm critical #is a tag this site has #yes i just happened to be reading about historical memory of the wars of the roses under the tudors #occupational hazard #fun... with... medievalism?

[gotankgo]

Unsane “Scam”

• Occupational Hazard (1998)

#unsane #occupational hazard #audio #music #1998 #Bandcamp

[gradientdescentcosplay]

You would not BELIEVE how much blood this three-edged sumbitch can draw

#leatherworking #ouch #occupational hazard

[notetaeker]

I wanted to buy stamps for some of my fellow science/math teachers as gifts pls help! D: this is all I could come up with so pls suggest other stuff too if possible (the subjects they teach are chem physics geometry and algebra)

the choices are: 1. Units! 2. Read Carefully! 3.Almost! 4. Right Idea- Wrong Math!

#tag urself im right idea wrong math #i tried to be normal but my poll still looks like a multiple choice question 💀 #occupational hazard #💭.txt

[eclipsedsuns]

well. i just spilled milk directly into my shoe

#occupational hazard #shut up carley

[menace-behaviour]

Buck: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Eddie: You’re a hazard to society

Hen: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

#911 incorrect quotes #911 fox #evan buckley #buckley diaz family #eddie diaz #theyre idiots your honor #incorrect quotes #firefam #idiot (affectionate) #hen wilson #occupational hazard #my beloved idiots

[comicdiaries]

If I prop my phone up on a pillow, I can scroll with my non-dominant hand :|

#comic #hobbies #hand pain #drawing #occupational hazard

[millys-magical-misadventures]

#MillysMagicalMisadventures #Milly the Witch #Dragon #occupational hazard #dentist #magic #magic creatures #dragon things

[drgmissioncontrol]

why are you green

All screens and no natural light.

#deep rock galactic #it’s not great for my skin but y’know #occupational hazard

[heymrsamerica]

"I shot that b**** dead," according to newly unsealed redacted search warrants.”

A public school teacher was purposely shot by one of her SIX year old students. It’s being called a “workplace injury,” and that the shooting was a hazard of the job.

….so school shootings are an epidemic?

#good ol Murica #gun violence #school shooting #occupational hazard #Republicans are wild #a six year old #so you agree?

[thunderingstatic]

Five Nights at Freddy's: Occupational Hazard

We’re so glad to have you back. Follow the game here! https://gamejolt.com/games/occupationalhazard/826181 Watch the reveal trailer here! https://youtu.be/MIWw6reqHHw

#occupational hazard #fnaf #fangame #horror

[rastronomicals]

7:17 AM EDT March 30, 2023:

Unsane - "Smells Like Rain" From the album Occupational Hazard (January 27, 1998)

Last song scrobbled from iTunes at Last.fm

File under: Noise

#Unsane #Occupational Hazard #Smells Like Rain

[nom-central]

oop! prey's fingers slipped a little into the pred's mouth... oh, there goes their upper body... and now they're slipping down their pred's throat...

the pred knows their prey will be super angry with them when they let them out... eventually.

~ sleepy

oh no nobody could have seen this coming!!

the pred is too full and comfy to worry about it, feeling their disgruntled prey wriggle around trying to get comfortable in their packed full belly...they'll come out after a nice nap

#answered #anonymous #sleepy anon #vore talk #stuffing #youd think they just wouldnt hand feed a pred then #occupational hazard