#oh to be his dead wife

[denjidenjiji]

Somebody tell him that his fly is open… the Daan brainrot worsens.

#art #digital art #ibispaintx #fear and hunger fanart #funger #fear and hunger daan #f&h daan #fear and hunger termina #I. #need. #him. #artblock is killing me #i’m dead serious #oh to be his dead wife #Firm believer of Daan with gloves #Dr Dilf fr

[lieu-rey]

uhm uh. rdr jovier.

#rdr2 #rdr #javier escuella #john marston #jovier #red dead redemption 2 #when you have to kill your lover to save your wife and child. #and you cant look at his face bc you cant face what you had to do. #red dead redemption #red dead #can A/I_art die already i dont like how glaze makes my art look like jpeg images lmao #um anyway. jovier still on the brain. i promise i draw other rdr stuff besides them JFKEJNFN #i still have a bunch of stuff to post stay tuned<3 #oh fuck i forgot the tws #tw blood #tw death #nobody: #my brain cell immediately attaching to the only mexican character in a piece of media: #my art

[grumpyghostdoodles]

Poor Peepaw Starlo. They grow up so quickly.

#in Starlo's defense‚ Asriel has daily experience with carrying multiple dead-weight worth of adults #because his two sibilings + his cousin will hitch a ride on him to get places constantly #especially Chara #Mf goes completely limp when Asriel carrying them #like a gigantic ferret #sometimes a family can be a cowboy‚ a bird‚ and the cowboy's wife #aint that beautiful *wipes tear away* #first time ever drawing my adult Clover design and the mf is conked out lmao #theyre rocking that Lara Croft-esque braid #myart #undertale #undertale yellow #ut #uty #starlo uty #north star uty #starlo #ceroba uty #ceroba #martlet uty #martlet #asriel dreemurr #oh and thats chara whos unconscious on Asriel

[rickswh0r3]

save me white twink

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#S1 AGAIN IM SORRY BUT HES SO HOT #THIS SONG THO #im lori 🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️ #oh to be his wife #HIS TONGUE #god i have so many sinful thoughts rn……. #my knees and my jaw are on the floor #the walking dead #rick grimes #andrew lincoln #rick grimes smut #rick grimes x reader #rick grimes fluff #rick grimes x you #andrew lincoln smut #rick grimes fanfiction #rick grimes x female reader

[megah3rz]

congratulations to Asagiri Gen for winning the Dead Wife Award while being neither a wife or dead

#i lied hes my wife #but seriously hes so dead wife core.... #if there's ever a sequel that's set farther in the future u can bet that gen would be dead and this is how senku would remember him #or his ghost/memory would keep like poking fun at him when he's stressed #'oh my dear senku i would've thought you'd have learned by now when to let something rest...' #dr stone #dcst #gen asagiri #asagiri gen #drst

[bigkickguy]

some daan marcoh doodles around some dialogue bits I hit in game haha - gave me some thoughts on how one could think of daan if you only bumped into him at certain points? I don't remember the lines exactly but there were a few like this? 'Are you moving on? I guess we'll split ways here.' 'Someone has figure out how to treat these people...'

'You were very heroic stepping in there.' 'In the dark, your thoughts can really get to you out here...' 'Am... I... still a good man? Or...'

#fear and hunger #daan fear and hunger #marcoh fear and hunger #kickdraw #daanmarcoh #keep getting dialogue and I feel like if you only saw certain parts of Daan he seems like a very noble doctor figure #trying to research/avenge his dead almost(?) wife - staying behind to diagnose the villagers #meanwhile marcoh has like only killed one guy and is trying so hard to be a good person but is sinking in that Guilt #if daan stepped in on the marcoh held at gunpoint bit - I feel like it would fit Marcoh's lines about 'being heroic' or whatever #maybe he would be comparing himself to him - like 'im not a good man cause thats what a good man looks like in this situation' #and later when marcoh has a reality check he has to be like ... oh.... he's actually like this... huh #I feel like daan would hate it if anyone thought of him like this hakfjghadfg - but that makes it crunchier in my mind :) #daan starts looking much less like a tragic romantic protagonist when he is bickering with the party and getting dunked on #this weird image leaves the second you take both of them into the sewer and daan just starts complaining at him about the smell too often #sorry marcoh your fantasy protagonist man only exists in your dreams :) I think he'd still like him after getting a more realistic view tho

[cisthoughtcrime]

the biggest Stephen King vibes I've found outside of Stephen King

(from Haruki Murakami's Killing Commendatore)

#reading this as part of a book exchange #oh and earlier in the book he said he married his wife because she reminded him of his dead 12yo sister

[madame-mongoose]

Oh yeah there are little helpers in the library called dust bunnies. They are like. Magical manifestations of space dust and shit. The Librarian pretends they don't exist but sometimes just poofs them into unexistance for fun

#i thought of a really funny scene where hes like #yeah those guys are dust bunnies #dont acknowledge them #zeki is like why??? #and he responds with some monologue on how theyre not really real. just manifestations #and then he kills one and is like. lol see that one is just dead forever. inconsequential #oh his little dust wife ans child are crying #isnt that so funny #and zeki is like 😦 #oc stuff #monnie rambles

[stuffedsand]

innocent voting kazui every day is not enough i need a gun

#LISTEN #hes silly and deserves an inno vote #also like #idk man i wouldnt blame him for wanting to conform to society #esp since hes like. a different generation where discussion around not being straight was not as common i dont think #esp not in asia! it still aint common here #but yea i think the silly old gay man should be innocent voted cmon guys #kazui mukuhara #milgram #also reminger that you can vote once a day cuz god have i been doing that #also sorry my dear mutuals i have literally only been rbing milgram these few days whoopsies #ill go reblog smth else later but also inno this cat for me ty <3 #i love interactive fiction but i dont want mahiru to die <3 #anyways extra thing of the birthday TL convo???? sir that so fruity???????? you dont say that shit to a friend cmon #oh also like. idk as much as he was wrong for proposing to his wife not much he can do to change that #he knowwws we dont have to tell him #i rather im be unchanged than have a dead person yk #anyways sorry again mutuals im insane #came out of “i dont make original posts” prison for this

[expectiations]

"the Doctor has been running their whole life"

?????

#the giggle #doctor who #the husbands of river song #doctor x river #river song #darillium #you've got to be kidding me #are we erasing river #his literal fucking wife #from the narrative now? #oh it doesn't matter cause she's dead? #she's been dead since series fucking 4 #death is nothing to river song #i thought it was a homage to series 4? #but no it is only for those who 'stopped watching when Tennant left' #it was 10 who put her in there #get 14 to put her out istg

[kirkwallguy]

my most evil inquisitor lore is that my trevelyan has a sister who died in the kirkwall circle just before the chantry explosion and cullen had a massive crush on her. she looked just like her. many implications.

#she was caught trying to escape and had to be made tranquil #cullen signed the papers but he warned her ahead of time which gave her a chance to. well you know. #and that was his tipping point turning him against meredith's rule. #he DOESN'T know she was a trevelyan though bc her parents were so ashamed of having a mage child they made her change her name #and he just doesnt make the connection between two blonde girls. he just thinks he has a type. #until. on THE wedding day. hawke is invited (because my trev has a crush on him. and is desperately mad of his tall blonde wife who she saw #when she snuck a glance at his locket one time. she lied about reading tale of the champion.) #anyway bethany sees her and is like. wait. she looks exactly like this woman i was in love with in the circle. #and she puts the pieces together. realises shes marrying CULLEN of all people. and is like oh fuck. #and she like. warns her. but at that point what can you do? the wedding is arranged and trevelyan is a massive public figure #so she walks down the aisle towards a man who is a) possibly only into her because he's chasing the ghost of her dead sister b) possibly the #reason her sister is dead c) actually kind of evil now that she's hearing stories about him from bethany #sorry the dai romances are boring to me i need to inject toxicity and horror into them to be interested. #anyway. all this to say that cullen kisses mary on the forehead when she reaches him at the altar and everyone who Knows (several people #by this point. dorian was there as well so he's been whispering) goes dead silent

[bolly--quinn]

I wish we knew more about the timeline of Diane. Like, we can assume Beth's Rick left around the time C-137 lost his family but a long time had to have passed before she was erased because I doubt Beth became an orphan at a young age.

I know not all universes exist in the same year so maybe Beth's Diane died from old age before all versions got erased. Or maybe she got erased and Beth just assumed she passed away? I wish we knew more about Beth's relationship with her mom in general.

I 100% agree anon, I’d love to know more about Beth’s childhood so much. I assume Diane is erased around the time Beth gets pregnant and starts her life with Jerry (so like 16/17) and it’s also super interesting that Prime walks out on his family for good around when she’s like Morty’s age (I need to know more about him as a dad as well tbh)

But yeah, Beth’s childhood is definitely the most interesting unexplored detail of the show and Diane is definitely more interesting narratively to me as Beth’s mom opposed to as Rick’s wife

#like I get why Diane was like that in the ep but it’s not good enough for me lmao #also it’s so interesting how Morty thinks of her as Rick’s wife but not grandma #like in the d&d movie they make a clear distinction between a guy’s wife and a child’s mother #and I just wish Diane got to exist narratively as the latter opposed to the former #Rick and morty #Diane Sanchez #Rick Sanchez #Beth Sanchez #Beth smith #asks #like I know I am a delusional Beth stan but sometimes Rick doesn’t even narratively exist as her dad and it’s so ????? #also Rick’s crybaby backstory is so heavily focused on his dead wife (as reinforced by Morty in this ep) #it makes it seem like Beth doesn’t matter like if just she died he wouldn’t even care and that’s so :/ #like even with Diane in the ep we see that her Rick is dying and protected her and brought her to the smiths and yet ??? no Beth ??? #she just dies and they’re like oh well anyway

[ufolvr]

oh the character i see as very aromantic has a love interest? and it was a "love at first sight" type deal you say?

haha oh thats so funny and cute. no its fine. im fine.

#looks at crisis on two earths. j'onn would not do that. so sorry miss #im not sure it Was love at first sight but im just sitting here like. really. him? with the fucking trauma and all. that fast. #hes so aromantic. at least demiromantic. it would take a fucking while in my vision. #id watch that movie if not for him having a love interest bc im like. the rage that consumes me when this happens #im looking at gltas too btw. razers thing wasnt love at first sight either but ohhhh my god its so fucking bad. and his trauma is recent #the star sapphires really went oh your heart is a barren wasteland... but theres a robot parading ur dead wifes skin isnt that cool #like u had me at the first half ngl. he might fall in love again but it would take him a fucking while. her funeral was pratically yesterda #dc in general haunts me with this all the fucking time #no romance wont fix this widowed mans trauma go away. hole vaccine. #self insert #selfshipping #📡 incoming transmission 📡 #aromantic #aroace #lol lmao #if you want me to ramble some. j'onn is arospec bi <3 and razer is in a whole another spider hole

[gingerwerk]

Today I found out that my parents are in fact part of the ‘60+ year old white people casually watching 911’ demographic

Yes my dad only watches eps as they randomly appear on different cable channels, yes he also refuses to watch it from the start on streaming he just chooses to constantly not know what’s going on

#I was watching if when my mom came to visit today and was like ‘oh? you watch 911?’ lady I have some news for you #she also has not seen it in order she’s waiting for my dad to get fed up and start from the beginning so they can watch it together #but I Cackled we were watching an ep after we went shopping and my mom pointed at Shannon and was like who tf is that #my mom: that’s Eddie’s wife? I thought she was dead #me- staring at the tv as we watch 2.17 -girl give it 10 minutes #also my moms fav characters are hen and chim and loves that they’re besties 🥰 sue has taste #can’t wait to ask my 66 year old dad his thoughts on the bucktommy kiss

[shyshitter]

oh you listen to true crime podcasts on the toilet? well ive got the final scene from the 2023 cast recording of sweeney todd: the demon barber of fleet street on repeat at all times. get ate

#you ain’t exposed yourself to torment until you’ve heard josh groban sing oh my god while looking at his dead wife he killed #ava rambles #sweeney todd #sweeney todd 2023

[hauntingblue]

Oden's prophecy of young pirates coming to save wano becoming yamato's hope for his freedom.... and him becoming oden because of it.... it's just so good... on the other side luffy taking ace's spot for liberating yamato... I think I hauve covid

#the spades pirates in wano to save children... omg... deuce.... i have heard so much of you.... #yamato complaining about how eveyrhing is his father's fault and ace getting violent... #it is so sad that in the end it was (partially maybe) his father's fault... if not roger then whitebeard..... maybe both #the hibiscus flowers..... rouge.... #yamato telling ace he talks too much about luffy.... omg..... #NAMI TELLS TAMA LUFFY LOST ACE TOO!!! AND LUFFY CAME BACK TO WANO BC ACE SAID HE WOULD!!! OMG...... THE LINGERING..... #talking tag #watching one piece #episode 1014 #pink haired samurai is still alive and kicking... hell yeah.... #ODEN WAS THE SECOND COMMANDER FOR WHITEBEARD??? OMG??? #whitebeard dealing with his rebellious son ace akshaksjak..... #ace wanting to save wano for his husband and child but wb wouldn't let him bc he is still caught up about his ex husband's death... complex #TEACH GO TO HELL!!! FUCK YOU!!! DIEEEE!!!! #they can't put luffy crying about ace dying here again.... tama feeling bad about yelling at luffy.... #YAMATO KNOWS ABOUT THE D???? #big mom wants robin.... i mean of course.... curious about pudding and her third eye.... we will meet again i guess... #PONEGLYPH!!!! kaido little borther to mom...... god valley.... rox.... i remember.... she gave him his power omg... #episode 1015 #ace face down smiling after whitebeard beats him up reminded me of ace dead smiling. hell on earth this is my last straw. goodbye. #the animation <3 ace i love you <3 yamato you are great <3 #omg... little ASL with the big pirates saying he will become pirate king omg... #PAUSE!! ACE HEARING GOOD THINGS ABOUT ROGER AND SAYING HE SOUNDS NICE THIS IS CRUCIAL TO MY ACE LORE OMG #yamato didnt say who it was... did ace really die not thinking his father was good this is my roman empire... critical hit to my brain #yamato made aces vivre card.... should i end it all for realsies this time.... #his cunty skate boat 😭😭😭😭 i could cry #he really is looking like a beautiful dead wife this episode.... yamato......the vivre card omg..... NOT THE FLASHBACK ENOUGH #THE TRANAITION BETWEEN ACE FALLING OFF LUFFY AND HIM FALLING TO THE GROUND OMG AKFBSKDNDKSKLWKWNSKWK NOOOOOO #OH FINALLY THEY ARE ALL THERE TO FOGHT BIG MOM AND KAIDO!!! FUCK YEAAHHHHHH a good drag for the mugis for good measure #episode 1013