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grumpyghostdoodles · 30 days

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Poor Peepaw Starlo. They grow up so quickly.

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eldritch-spouse · 9 months

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Tiny Vorticia slowly working her way through normal sized food

"Slowly".

Vorticia will jump into your fucking plate, you cannot and will not stop this woman.

On the bright side, she loves it when you hand-feed her at this size, and you can see her tail wag while she destroys whatever's in your hands much faster than she should. Unfortunately, she will sometimes get overexcited and try to swallow your fingers.

See, you get it. Tiny or gigantic, there is no way this woman isn't eating more than you. Vorticia will eat twice her weight and roll around until she's physically stopped.

The view of her hanging from your neck like a ferret is spectacular, I'm snickering. Quite the priceless necklace you got there.

#Vorticia oc #mzoddity

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oonajaeadira · 1 year

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For the Love of Fic: February 13

Zero writing done, but I’m getting through my gigantic read list!

Here’s what I enjoyed this week!!!

🪐 = Year of Themed Creations work!

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PERO TOVAR

First Kiss by @hopeamarsu 🪐 Holy BALLS was I left breathless and yearning with this one. I think I’m still recovering. What I wouldn’t give to make Pero stop for a hot second and realize what a kiss means to him. To not let me go. To want more.

The Herbalist: Part 3: Appearances Can Be Correct and Part 4: Sticking Your Nose In by @blueeyesatnight A wild Pero appears (proceeded by odor and followed by cussing) just as reader is described as “a lady.” You think he cares? These two couldn’t be less likely or suited to enjoy each other’s company...and I can’t wait for them to crave it.

Love and Red by @chaoticgeminate This is actually a fanwork of leslie-lyman’s Stranger At My Gate. Readers of that story will recognize the Walsh family members, as well as Pero and Tess and their red string. It’s wonderful to look at a fan paring from an outsider’s POV while inside the story itself!

In the Belly by @grogusmum 🪐 Hazel’s Hedgewitch and Mercenary are preparing to reap the fruits of their Beltane tumbles. Since his Mariposa is supposed to be resting, it’s up to Pero to get the Imbolc ritual right. After being put through a quiet test, he’s about to get what he deserves!!!

Whatever Comes Our Way by @writeforfandoms Okay, come on now. Jen’s modern!Pero is one of my happy places because he’s such a toddler of a man. Pouts, grumps, refuses to give into force. But his defenses can be eroded by the funniest things...in this case, a ferret. Watching Pero bond with a ferret is... *giggles* delightful.

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JOEL MILLER

The First You by @yelena-bellova I love this meditation on Joel through the eyes of his Tess-like companion, sleuthing out little gestures and behaviors that point to an inner Joel, someone with passions and preferences he’d rather not let anyone be privy to. Which is a shame...because he’d benefit so much from the love. Beautiful and aching.

I Lied by @flightlessangelwings 🪐 When Joel gets protective, he gets protective. And when you belong to him, he’s not gonna let anyone else have you. Swoon.

Saying I Love You After A Fight by @songsformonkeys 🪐 Hanna’s going for my heart this year in all the different ways one can say I love you, and she’s already making me yearn on this first one. The way the reader and Joel trust and know each other--know how they argue, the sound of sleep vs. laying awake, the words that are unspoken and those that are... It’s just a beautiful quiet moment of making up in the quiet way Joel has, and I’m here for it.

Home by @radiowallet Cat revisits the moment when Tess denied that she had a home with Joel and how it affects him. It’s heartbreakingly beautiful like all of Cat’s writing, but that last line goes for the throat and the pain is so exquisite that I’ll gladly just lie here staring at the ceiling and letting it bleed out....

Getting Lost is Being Found by @littlemisspascal This is an absolute stunner. Dark AU, hellhound!Joel, alpha/omega dynamics. Sometimes I feel like Rae is the good witch of this fandom, peering through her cabinet of ingredients and skillfully poitioning the most amazing fics from them. Her writing in this one is particularly beautiful, her descriptions and worldbuilding just gorgeous. This is one of those fics that takes me out of time and places me somewhere else for a while. Perfection.

Anywhere But Here by @prolix-yuy A bleak and beautiful examination of Joel and Tess’s relationship from Tess’s POV, from a supposed meeting right up until the greatest thing she’s ever done. LJ’s writing is absolutely gorgeous as usual, and she really knows how to make it sing while it stings.

Men Who Are Fighting To Be Warm: The NSFW ABC’s of Joel Miller by @something-tofightfor Listen. When Rachael writes Joel, she writes JOEL. And even if this is a headcanon format, you’re going to get in deep to Joel’s head and learn about him beyond the bedroom. The man has stories from so many lifetimes--from Texas, Boston, Jackson...he’s got his triggers and his traumas, but it’s nice to see him on the road to having the semblance of a quiet and loving life.

SPECIAL GUEST CORNER: THE LAST OF US EDITION ELLIE AND SAM

Not A Monster, Not Alone by @beecastle Bee wrote us a fix-it fic for Sam and Ellie. And it’s so bright and wonderful that it just breaks my heart all the more...

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OBERYN MARTELL

Does Your Mother Know? by @simpingcowboy 🪐 I’m in love with the ABBA theme. I’m in love with this version of Oberyn. And I’m in love with how he toys with her and leaves her wanting more. I’m not an age-gap kinda girl, but I adore Oberyn’s way of saying something shocking as if it was not taboo at all. Because, to Oberyn, little is taboo. But even he has his limits.

Sweet Reds and Starlight Mornings by @lowlights No joke, when Oberyn’s told to make a mess, he’s going to enjoy making that mess. And there’s no mess like a honey and fluids mess. What a fantastic birfday gift. Lap. It. Up.

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MR. BEN

What The Hell Are Fancams? by @musings-of-a-rose I’m kind of still reeling from this. I usually stick to reader fic or OC (this one’s first-person narrator) so nearly took a hall pass...and I’m so so SO glad I didn’t. I love the narrator a lot and her student Chelsea is a little mischievous queen. (Can we talk about her mutual student crush and how adorable they are???) This is just wall-to-wall mutual crush at first site and holy balls this is so fluffy and cute and my heart was just fluttering all the way through it and pulling for them the whole time. Srsly. NO. CRUMBS. LEFT.

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EZRA

Glory by @insomniamamma 🪐 I never want J to stop writing for Ez and Prickle. And since she so cleverly writes their story out of order in moments and assignments, expertly weaving in just the things you need to know in order to follow that particular installment, you can read any of them as standalone or read them as they come up, as if you’re getting scattered stories of a life lived, as many life stories are told. This one isn’t of just one instance but many, of how love looks and acts with Ezra at the wheel. And forgive me if I disappear after this one as I have melted and am slowly seeping into my couch cushions...

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JACK DANIELS

Spare Parts by @haylzcyon I am in love with the balls on this reader character. How she knows when she’s not wanted and leaves without a fuss. How she speaks her mind. How she tells her man exactly what’s on her mind. And, of course, how she puts him in his place--secure in her heart and bed. <3

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MARCUS MORENO

YSC: Heartbeat by @deadhumourist 🪐 This fic gave me emotions that I don’t really know how to define. For her first Year of Science Fiction installment, Ani takes Marcus and gives him a new heart. Which sounds lovely and poetic. Until you realize this is sci-fi. And then things point toward the darker side.

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#for the love of fic #the great wall fanfic #pero tovar #tlou fanfic #joel miller #got fanfic #oberyn martell #snl fanfic #mr. ben #prospect fanfic #ezra #kingsman golden circle fanfic #jack whiskey daniels #agent whiskey #wcbh fanfic #marcus moreno

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taggedmemes · 4 months

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SENTENCE MEME SORROW-SCOPES FROM TWITTER (PART THREE)

"Positivity is a state of mind. Unfortunately, you'll never be able to afford to live in that state."

"This is a great week to come out of your shell and reveal your soft, delicious underbelly to nearby predators. Wait, pretend you didn't hear that second part."

"Today you will receive an affectionate, supportive visit from someone close to you. They will come into your home unannounced and say kind platitudes in a soothing register. After they leave, it will slowly dawn on you that they never once blinked or breathed."

"They say laughter is the best medicine but this week you'll really need penicillin. However, you won't get it in time."

"Your fortune will change for the better this week as you drop from number 3 to number 5 on the FBI's Ten Most Wanted list."

"The good news is you finally discover that you are no longer alone in the world. The bad news is you need to hire an exterminator."

"Be like water. Sink down into an underground aquifer and stay hidden for centuries."

"It always seems impossible until it's done. Except in your case, you can't do anything."

"Crying in public is nothing to be ashamed of. And everyone needs a hobby."

"You feel superior to the people who get depressed in fall and winter because you can be depressed in beautiful, abundant sunlight."

"You'll finally grow a spine this week. This is not a metaphor, this is a violation of human cloning laws."

"What doesn't kill you will camp out in the hills and patiently wait."

"Instead of trying to improve your life, you're reading this and doing nothing."

"Like a ship on a storm-wracked sea, your future will feature shivering timbers, foamy waves, and the possibility of scurvy. Eat some fruit."

"Did you remember to look in the roomba for any incriminating evidence?"

"New day, new you! Hide the body of the old you before they figure out what you have done."

"You will find love this week! It will be fucking terrible."

"Someone will offer you the moon this week. Decline politely because you do not want someone with that kind of technology angry with you."

"You'll be like a kid in a candy store this week, unable to afford anything."

"You will awake one morning from uneasy dreams to find yourself transformed in your bed into a gigantic insect. And buddy, it'll be a huge improvement."

"The weekend is just another reminder of how sad and lonely your life is."

"Might as well go into the forbidden woods, what else is there to do at this point?"

"You will not die alone. You will die surrounded by a crowd of sheering onlookers as you slowly lose consciousness."

"You being yourself isn't really working for anybody."

It just says ferret problems, ghost bones, and a cheese hangover, so good luck with all that."

"Don't feel bad about failing. No one cares enough about you to notice."

"The cruel little voice in your head is right about you. It's also super fun at parties and has twice as much sex as you."

"You notice that birds start to line up to stare when you go outside. You finally ask why and one crow lays a map at your feet. You follow the map and it leads to a broken vending machine. Inside the vending machine is a Crystal Pepsi. Anyway, life is pain."

"You do not have a doppelganger. You were a mistake that was not repeated."

"A transformation is coming, but not like a butterfly. More like werewolf."

"You are going to ruin your life this week, but no one will be able to tell the difference."

"In the symphony of life, you are playing the kazoo."

"Don't let your negative feelings about the past affect your negative feelings about the future."

"If at first you don't succeed, try giving up and going back to bed."

"You will turn over a new leaf this week, but the other side will have a little sticker that says 'you are incapable of change'."

"Um, better luck next life, I guess."

#sentence prompts #sentence meme #starter sentences #roleplay meme #memes

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teecupangel · 1 year

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Platypus Desmond! There's nothing else to the idea it's just another 12 am thought of desmond as a platypus. Or ferret Desmond who's all slinky and shit

I checked and platypuses (this sounds like dirty word lol) are native to Australia so unless Desmond is a platypus that got shipped into wherever our target Assassin is as part of some kind of animal smuggling ring, it’ll be hard for him to get in touch with anyone as a platypus unless we’re going for a world-hopping platypus!Desmond which means, well, all those Assassins are gonna see some weird ass creature they don’t have a name for that likes to follow them and has a very painful but nonlethal venom for some reason.

Ferrets on the other hand!

Well…

From Wikipedia

Genghis Khan, ruler of the Mongol Empire, is recorded as using ferrets in a gigantic hunt in 1221 that aimed to purge an entire region of wild animals.

This means that we can throw Desmond as one of Genghis Khan’s ferrets that gets away and becomes Darim’s sorta pet.

Also, just look at this:

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Just imagine Desmond as the Ibn-La’Ahad pet ferret, getting all the pats and food he wants.

And then they return to Masyaf and Desmond is asleep when Darim leaves for Alexandria where Sef is supposed to be. When Desmond wakes up, they’re already on the road, and Desmond could do nothing but let the tragedy play out.

Everything happens as it’s supposed to and they get to Alamut.

This time, Desmond stays with Altaïr even as Darim leaves (maybe Darim even asks him to keep an eye on his father). All Desmond could do is offer his warmth and Altaïr finds comfort in it. Desmond can’t hold a conversation with Altaïr but he still helps. Desmond’s soft fur and warmth became Altaïr's guide whenever the grief becomes too much. He can’t erase Altaïr’s grief and pain but he can make it just a bit more bearable.

Taking care of Desmond became something Altaïr did to keep himself busy and Desmond learns how to dropkick the Apple whenever he believes Altaïr has been spending too much time with it.

(And, hey, if Desmond learns to communicate with Altaïr using the Apple, that’s probably a plus?)

#i know you want something sweet and maybe funny #but i saw genghis khan and brain immediately went #desmond as altaïr’s therapy ferret #tags i didn’t know i’d be using when i made a tumblr account #desmond is turned into an animal subgenre #desmond is turned into a creature subgenre #assassin's creed #desmond miles #altaïr ibn la'ahad #ask and answer #teecup writes/has a plot #fic idea: assassin's creed

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hualianff · 2 years

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XL would definitely have a squishmallow addiction.

His favorite is a giant fox that reminds him of San Lang 🥰

They take up so much space on the bed that HuaLian eventually get a new bed specifically for the squishmallows.

To let out pent up frustration, XL sometimes throws the squishmallows across the room or smacks them. HC walks into the room and stands there like 🧍🏻 as XL growls while attacking his squishmallows.

HC fully indulges XL in his squishmallow addiction and makes quite the picture of a tall, brooding man in the checkout lane holding a gigantic bananya squishmallow to present as one of his endless offerings to his Gege.

If HC has to leave for business for a few days, XL insists he take one of the squishmallows as a companion so he doesn’t get to lonely. HC usually chooses the ferret squishmallow.

If XL ever sees someone who feels down, he’ll offer one of his squishmallows for comfort. FX lowkey has many and MQ hastily accepts them but always returns them. QYZ loves them too

As many people do, XL sets up fictional storylines where the squishmallows have tea parties, go to war, fall in love, etc.

HC walking in on XL making the fox and ferret squishmallows kiss: 😳

XL: “now kiss” 😇

HC, in his head: “isn’t that us?” 😭

Somehow, XL convinces HC to change a few of his opponents in squishmallows instead of daruma dolls - just for funsies!

This leads to HC turning himself into a squishmallow because Gege has been neglecting him for inanimate stuffed animals.

(Read: If you can’t beat them, become one of them!)

Plus, wouldn’t it be so funny if HC turned himself into a squishmallow to surprise Gege for his bday ?

When XL sees the San-Lang-squishmallow waiting for him on their bed, he positively squeals while squeezing and poking the squishmallow and HC is completely defenseless to the attack 😭

XL: “SO CUTE I MUST SQUISH”

HC, a squishmallow: “aBORT ABORT”

Except-

HC can’t change back! He becomes stuck like that. 😭

XL, walking around the realms with San Lang’s squishmallow body, wondering where his husband is: “it’s my bday, I deserve kisses, where is he? 😡”

While looking for his boss, YY spots XL carrying around a Hua Chengzhu squishmallow: “I don’t even want to know”

XL asking everyone if they’ve seen or heard from HC. Everyone answers no, that they haven’t seen him since so and so.

XL: “Oh…anyways, look what he gifted me!” 🥰

XL proudly showing off the San Lang squishmallow, encouraging them to squeeze and pinch the extra soft plushie.

HC, on the inside, assaulted by prodding fingers: “so this is what hell is” 🫠

The day passes by and XL is just very confused and misses his husband.

XL cooking alone in Puqi Shrine, talking to San Lang squishmallow: “where did he go? you would know, right?”

XL hugs the squishmallow snug to his body, smelling the familiar scent of HC lingering. He sighs, eyes closing in comfort.

HC, a squishmallow: “GEGE IM RIGHT HERE IN YOUR ARMS BUT IDK HOW TO CHANGE BACK BUT I SWEAR I DIDNT LEAVE YOU”

XL doesn’t even have to think twice before he’s leaning down and pressing his lips to San Lang squishmallow forehead.

POOF!

HC, now a human, still in XL’s arms, eye wide in surprise. XL, not even total shock will cause him to drop his San Lang.

XL, on the inside: “he looks at me…and I look at him-“ 👁👁 ↔️ ◼️👁

HC, sweating and really embarrassed: “hehe, surprise ?”

XL puts HC down and happily hugs him, ready to finally celebrate his bday with his husband !

After that, XL reels his addiction in a little bit so HC doesn’t get too many ideas in the future… 😅😂

OOMF’S ART

#tgcf #heaven official's blessing #hualian #xie lian #hua cheng #cerdrabbles #tian guan ci fu #canon compliant #squishmallows

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thebakedcalicocat · 2 months

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Name : Thunderclan cat

Scientific name : Long teeth Felis Catus

Height : 9.5 inches

Weight 8-12 pounds

Unique evolution Trait : Long front teeth, crooked claws, splotch marks, omnivore

Type of evolutionary path : Sexual dimorphism

.Tom-cat commonly carry the traits of longer manes, Tom-cat have upper lower fangs that push inner ward toward the mouth.

Tom-cat tend to have shorter tails has well. Common colour pattern for a Tom-cat are a range of browns, but also rare case of orange.

. She-cat are mostly leaning in appearance and tend to have splotchy markings to blend into the forest a bit better. Thunderclan she-cats tend to have lower upper fangs that aren’t visible due to she-cat upper lip pushing forward creating somewhat of a cover for their fangs. This create an easier way to carry their kittens, has well has a way to scare off predators. Common pelt colours are orange, browns, certain red ochres and the most extreme rare calicos or white cats.

Environment: Thunderbird forest

Common predators: Hissing Snow Ferrets, rats and foxes, badgers

Common vegetables/herbs/fruits : Pear trees,Apple trees, goldenrod, marigold, poppyseeds and most herbs, Carrots,mushrooms and gigantic pumpkins, different types of varieties Berry bush species

Prey : Meats and vegetables

Trade : Wood work and building.

Environment danger rating : 5/10 : A large amount of predator in the area, said to contained the most amount of different types of food. Most predators in the area don’t attack unless you come near their dens, be worry of packs of rats. Foxes are a rare species and only seen traveling.

Thunderclan has the least amount of changes when it comes to their evolutionary path compared to most other clan they somewhat kept their original structure of their clan. Thunderclan culture values hunting and second would be fighting, most job opportunities are considered hobbies. Even jobs has hard has crafting and still look down on, most crafters choose to live away from the main camp to avoid judgement from their fellow clan. Thunderclan has a whole can be described has spread apart when it comes to their territory, somewhat like Shadowclan is. Thunderclan has three main villages, one being in the west, north and south. All camps tend to have their own belief and traditions, the main north camp is hold most of the control and the leadership. The quality of life depends if you enjoy hunting or fighting that much, but the southern camp is said to be where they sent cats that cannot really exile. Most crafters, entertainers and other professions live mostly in the southern camp located close to Windclan land and Riverclan land. This create somewhat of a clans meeting up here for small gatherings, some Windclan and Riverclan patrols gather together to meet at the “ Honeycone Hut “. To have freshly cooked meals by welcoming thunderclan cats, meanwhile Windclan cats use it as a place to talk about drama and other events happening.

Thunderclan has the highest amount of code breakers within a clan at once compared to the other four, mostly due to warning system in place over 500 years ago. That allow code breakers to be given light punishment for the first code breaking and the second would be to be forced to move to southern camp. The west camp is more of the neutral ground, where cats who dislike the leadership and the style of thunderclan commonly go. They aren’t considered code breakers, but extremely progressive on the idea of accepting Firestar word has the true code. Not the warrior code.

#warriorcatsau #warriorcats1000yearsintothefuture #warrior cats #warriorcats #3dmodels #3dmodelpractice

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ap-kinda-lit · 2 years

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Sokka VS the World: a modern au Sukka/Zutara fic idea

Sokka is in the early stages of his mid-twenties and has no idea what he's doing with his life. He goes from job to job, unsure what he wants to do, he shares an apartment with his younger, Buddhist, vegetarian roommate Aang and his gigantic cloud of a dog Appa and pain-in-the-ass ferret Momo, and is still recovering from his although-amicable-still-heartbreaking breakup with his first love, Yue.

Meanwhile, his younger sister, Katara, is the opposite. She's kicking ass in med school, she just landed a great job at a top notch hospital, and, to top it all off, she's tying the knot with her equally successful boyfriend, Zuko. Sokka can't help but feel a bit envious, but he really can't hold it against them. Katara's a fantastic person and after spending her life taking care of everyone around she deserve's all the happiness, especially with Zuko (although Sokka never imagined her marrying a Fire Nation guy from a snooty rich family, it's almost impossible to dislike Zuko because he really is fantastic guy who adores Katara and makes her happier than Sokka has ever seen her). So, being the super awesome big brother he is, Sokka goes to help with the wedding, bringing along Aang for the ride.

It turns into a perfect sitcom arc: there's wedding planning hijinks, dealing with family nonsense, buddy Toph causing chaos and sitting back and watching, Sokka trying to not seem like a total failure to everyone and keeping it together while being there for one of the biggest days in his baby sister's life, and...wait Aang is in love with Katara? Oh crap, Zuko's dumpster fire family is butting in. And Yue is here!? Breathe, Sokka, breathe!

Well, it might not be too bad. Zuko's friend, Suki, is a godsend. She's fun, she's super nice, she's a badass, she and Sokka get along great (even after he accidentally lets slip a kinda sort of sexist remark), and she's really really pretty - wait, where did that come from? Focus, Sokka.

...so, that's what I have so far. Chances of me actually writing it are just about zero, but I thought it would be a great prompt.

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razrogue · 3 months

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💜,🏹, and 🥂for Ganstarion?

💜 How do they silently show love or affection towards the other?

Gan is big on love letters. She travels quite a bit early on in their relationship post end game (got to get that evil empire and cult off the ground). Because of that, she leaves letters in his desk for him to find and will schedule couriers to regularly deliver letters if she'll be gone for a very long time.

Astarion's smallest (aka one of the biggest in his mind 🙄) gesture of showing affection is actually taking care of her ferrets to a certain degree (and not getting staff to do it). He's a gigantic dick about it at first. Complains they're too high maintenance for the staff but one day when he hears Pumpkin yelp cause someone was a little rough when bathing it, he begrudgingly takes on some of the tasks in her absence (and sometimes not). The staff member did not survive the incident that day 🙃

🏹 Which one is more likely to think Valentine's Day is lame?

Neither of them IMO. I don't think they view it like others would (long into their relationship it's a fun night to catch prey for old times sake lol). It's just treated like a fun evening to get dressed up and carefully mingle amongst the locals wherever they are that may or may not end in a festive exsanguination 🤷🏾‍♀️

They don't do any gift exchanging or anything particular like that though.

🥂 What does a night out look like for them?

Astarion prefers nights in but when Gan does make him go out, her favorite things to do are dancing and drinking (in disguise) or wine tasting or gambling (in disguise). He prefers to stick to doing "high society" stuff (hence the wine tasting) but Gan also likes to keep a personal eye on what's happening with the masses and hooligans. Why not combine a little fun and romance with their machinations...

#Ilina Gavren #Gan #Astarion Ancunin #Astarion #Ascended Astarion #Ascendant Astarion #Astarion x Tav #Astarion romance #Ganarion #otp: hand in despicable hand #BG3 #Baldur's Gate 3 #BG3 spoilers #Baldur's Gate 3 spoilers #BG3 tav #BG3 OC #razmeta #razrogue responds

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that-gay-jedi · 1 year

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After watching a video of ferrets chasing a flying saucer I would like to see a species that's like gigantic ferrets as noble steeds on some planet in Star Wars and maybe they are terrifying bc they can rear up suddenly and snatch small low-flying ships from the air so idk don't fuck the with airspace

#star wars beasties

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darling-leech · 2 years

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More In-Depth Rad-Ferret/Ferrads Lore/World building? Post

Rad-Ferrets or Ferrads(as @honkytonkangel called them lol)

So I made a post about if there would be Ferrets in the Fallout universe here, and I kinda want to do like a more in-depth post? This’ll probably me a mess of a post so.... 😅😅😅😅 Anyways, so uh here goes(Feel free to add on to this post as well. I also got some of this from the Ferret Wikipedia, so correct me if I’m wrong about any of the ferret info or I guess any other info I have on here as well):

adding a readmore since it’s kinda long post:

• So uh pre-war ferrets lifespan is about 5-10 years(Tho some can live up to 12 years), right? BUT, and I’m sorta basing this off of Super Mutants?(Correct me if I’m wrong), maybe Rad-Ferrets/Ferrads are essentially immortal or at least have a longer lifespan? Like how Super Mutant Behemoths are the oldest living Mutants there is(I think Swan is like a bit over a 100 years old?). So maybe Rad-Ferrets could live up to 100+ years and maybe get bigger/longer with age?

• Since Rad-Ferrets are irradiated(Or maybe have had the FEV?), they became bigger and slightly longer than their pre-war counterparts, with the smallest ones being the size of the Mole Rats/Small Dogs(Think like maybe Chihuahua sized), and maybe the biggest/oldest ones, could be Mutant Hound or Centaur sized? Imagine being able to ride a Ferrad! Or using one like a pack animal(Like seeing traders traveling with them, like how brahmin are used). Maybe even some have two heads, like the Brahmin do!

• Also speaking of variants in size, they also come in varies of colors as well. Maybe some retain their fur, so some could still be an All White, Albino, or Dark Brown, etc. Some may be Glowing Ones as well. Some even could be like Nuka-Cola Quantum colored, etc. Some Ghoulified ones as well or “Feral” ones. qhdiuqhdiqw Imagine the lil Toe Beans!

• Pre-war Ferrets can be up to 4.4 lbs. I think, but Rad-Ferrets can be 20+ lbs.

• Like @honkytonkangel said in their reblog of my post, maybe they have gnarled/gigantic teeth, and also maybe have more teeth than the pre-war ferret?

• Also since there’s Intelligent Deathclaws/Mole rats, maybe there’s even Intelligent Rad-Ferrets that can communicate and stuff as well!

• Since Ferrets are Social creatures, they can run in packs of 4+ in the wasteland.

• Another thing that @honkytonkangel said is that maybe instead of them being instantly hostile, they prey on smaller animals(Like Rad-Rats or Mole Rats), and become supper common in settlements to be like a pest control!

• To continue on the last point, It’d probably be good to have more than at least 2 in settlements, since Ferrets sleep like 14-18 hours a day, and are crepuscular creatures.

• Continuing on the settlement thing, the original reason for Ferrets being domesticated by human beings is not really known, BUT it may have involved hunting, SO imagine taking them with you when you’re traveling from settlements when you’re hunting or whatever! Or just to have like a companion, like how dogmeat is! They can probably fetch things as well, or do tricks! and they can attack lol(I’d imagine they’d might have a stronger bite than their pre-war counterparts). *oiqehfweio imagine having one with a lil backpack on it, or lil goggles, or a lil red bandana, or a lil collar with it’s name on it and what not.*

• Also maybe it could have Creation Club Content(yea yea, I know how some people feel about that stuff, but still lol) or Mods(Like added onto the vanilla game, if Bethesda decides to ever add Rad-Ferrets lol, but I’d just take a Mod that adds these lil fellas into the game), where you find different breeds of dogs, but it’s with Rad-Ferrets instead that you can have in your settlements, and it can raise settlement happiness!

• Also since Ferrets are penchant for secreting away small items, you’d probably have to Ferret proof you’re settlements and such. 😅😅😅😅

• But on that last point, I’m sure you can train Rad-Ferrets to steal things from other people(If you’re a raider or something lol, or just trying to get something back with minimal casualties or something).

• Also another thing that Ferrets were used for was/is Ferreting(I guess it’s another word for Hunting). With their long, lean build, and inquisitive nature, ferrets are very well equipped for getting down holes and chasing rodents, rabbits and moles out of their burrows. But since Rad-Ferrets would be bigger than their pre-war counterparts, idk how much easier that would be. 😅😅😅😅 Also since ferrets are known to also squeeze thru very small gaps(At least 2 inches I think), I’d think you’d have to be careful with Rad-Ferrets as well(Even tho I think it’d be slightly easier to cover holes and such, since they’d be bigger than their pre-war counterparts so).

• Since a Ferret’s diet is a obligate carnivore one AND they have short digestive systems and quick metabolisms, I’d think Rad-Ferrets would be like that as well, but maybe worse? Since their bigger, you’d definitely need to feed them more frequently. The natural diet of Ferrets’ wild ancestors consisted of whole small prey, including meat, organs, bones, skin, feathers, and fur, so I guess this would help taking them on hunts alot as well. But you could probably just end up feeding them Canned Dog Food or something like that, if you’re aren’t able to go hunting for small animals or whatever. Personally I’d like to think they’d have a more lenient diet, and might be able to eat Fancy Lad Cakes and what not lol.

• Also it helps playing with Rad-Ferrets as well, and letting them exercise as well! Since Ferrets(As well as Rad-Ferrets lol) are curious creatures, and are social, don’t cage them in too long!

• In real life, If I remember correctly, Ferrets are an important experimental animal model for human influenza and like how Vault 81 had those Mole rats they were testing on, maybe there was a vault with Rad-Ferrets in it?

• Also on another note, where would Rad-Ferrets come from? Well in real life, Ferrets are already a common house pet in America, so I don’t think it’d be too lore-breaking if they were in Fallout(Since so far, the only location we’ve had in the Fallout Universe was in North America).

• Since Ferrets have anal glands, maybe Rad-Ferrets would have a muskier smell to them? Or maybe since most house pet ferrets don’t have their glands anymore, they wouldn’t smell at all?

• If Rad-ferrets weren’t infertile due to radiation(Or if they had the FEV), they’d have maybe 4+ litters a year? With the liter size being maybe 8-12 babies? For pre-war ferrets: The average gestation period is 42 days and females may have two or three litters each year. The litter size is usually between three and seven kits which are weaned after three to six weeks and become independent at three months. So, I’m sorta doubling it for Rad-ferrets?

• Since ferrets are cute chaotic gremlins, I’d imagine Rad-Ferrets would be more of a chaotic gremlin. Imagine Rad-Ferrets maybe being a tad more “territorial”? Maybe not like really aggressive/hostile, but maybe gotta watch them nibbling on tiny fingers(like watch them while they’re playing with children or something?). Or Imagine watching Rad-Ferrets doing the "weasel war dance", when they’re excited lol. Or imagine them licking you’re face, waking you up, and them making lil unique soft clucking noise, maybe it’s slightly more nasally tho?

Anyways! That’s all I have for now(Might update it later if I have anything else to add or I spot any grammar mistakes, etc)! Also like I said above, feel free to add onto this with anything ya’ll would to add!

• Also since Rad-Ferrets might be alittle territorial, I’d imagine you’d have to be careful with them being around other pets(Like if you had a pet Rad-rat or something). I'd also like to imagine them being loyal pets tho as well.

• Also since Rad-Ferrets/Ferrads are still essentially Ferrets at their core, you'd probably still have to Ferret-proof your settlements/houses because they'd probably try to end up in places/holes they shouldn't be in(no matter how big or small they are lol).

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the-great-elwisty · 2 years

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NWN2 and Dragon Age Designer dies

I was very sad to hear that Ferret Baudoin has died. He was lead designer on Neverwinter Nights 2, and also on Dragon Age: Awakening. It is probably not a total coincidence that both games have running a gigantic castle as a key part of the experience. Obviously, I'm madly in love with the former, and really enjoyed the latter. I've been meaning to replay it for years, and maybe now I will.

I didn't know him, but the things I've heard make him sound like a very nice man. Rest in peace.

#nwn2 #dragon age #dragon age: awakening #neverwinter nights 2 #ferret baudoin

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pawnshopsouls · 1 year

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Navigating the darklands in order to find Bonely was much easier this time around. But…far more terrifying.

Seeing as how he’d been very strictly ordered not to come back.

And he was terrified that the giant troll would hold him hostage.

Again.

Still, Theo padded his way along until he found the brewery and the long slinky shape of the disguised sailor looked up at the entrance. There was no potion involved this time, and it was for that reason he was braving the magic-castor’s wrath in the first place. Theo sat up on his haunches, took a deep breath, and then pushed the door open.

Everything towered over his head, reminding him that even in a troll form he was far, far smaller than most of the inhabitants here. He dropped back to all fours and slunk inside. “Bonely?” Theo called, “I uh…sorry to be…here. Ah…I have a couple small, totally not a big deal…kinda questions.”

Bonely gazed up at the gigantic vat which housed the largest of his growing heartstones. Even with its metallic housing, the heartstone radiated health and warmth, saturating the water it soaked. Other, smaller vats did the same, but not nearly to the extent of this one.

"Ahh, this one's comin' along swell!" he said with a grin and turned to see which change of the guard had come in. What he saw was a small, turquoise changeling scampering across the floor like a ferret in trouble. And boy was he in trouble.

The caster's ears pinned back, his eyes narrowed, and he took his hand off the vat. "Keep an eye on this will yeh?" he muttered to his thrall assistant, "I got somethin' teh take care of."

Dropping to all fours, Bonely trotted over. "A'right, I'm going teh go out on a limb here 'n' guess that somethin' really bad has happened. Otherwise, I don't think yeh'd be here." He stopped and looked the slinky rust troll over and raised a stony eyebrow. "So, what'd yeh do this time?"

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braveolpabear · 2 years

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Hillary the sassy, sometimes sometimes sarcastic Hippo Furrie spent years in poverty in a broken-down barn on Goat Island in Pleasure Paradise ever since she was tricked out of her well-earned Dragons Gold by a small gang of Raccoon and Ferret Bandits then betrayed then left to fend for herself. One day she befriended Papa Bear and his guardian angel Jodie the Heavenly Whippet and a few other Furries whom they helped. Hillary tells her story about her ordeal one night whilst camping how she was just living an honest life and her desire of becoming a beauty nudist model, until a gang of both Ferret and Raccoon Bandits cheated then robbed of her hard-earned treasure fund. Expressing sympathy for the unfortunate Furrie Jodie kindly offer her to come along with them on their quest to Pig Island and a permanent home in The Castle of Heaven. Hillary agreed. When they finally arrive on Pig Island following a long journey a swarm invading MediEvil Dragons from the planetoid Medievilonia storm The Castle of Heaven in search of the lost Dragons Treasure. In the ensuing battle Hillary bumps into the same Ferret and Raccoon Bandits who conned her earlier. Exploding in anger the Hippo beats up the traitorous Ferrets and Raccoons. Grateful for her heroic deed Papa Bear hands her a Hippo Wand and then teaches her magic. Hillary angrily casts a powerful spell on her enemies making all innocent animals like Rhinos, Hippos and Elephants intelligent but sneaky ones such as Raccoons, Weasels and Ferrets stupid. Jodie later offers Hillary a job opportunity, to which she gladly accepts. A short while later Hillary ends up getting a full-time job as a nude model at The Nude Camp on Pig Island. When not working, Hillary occasionally visits Papa Bear's Farm to see her former adversaries at the Mud Pit who have been reduced to slobbering, banana-guzzling simpletons with the mind of a primitive ape. The story ends with Hillary singing to ''The Hippo Necessities'' while wobbling her gigantic backside when she inherits The Papa Bear Genes🦛🦝🦊🐻🐴🦓

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the-firebird69 · 2 years

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It's a little odd it's this wanker Trump just keeps on going and going with the stupid crap but really is not very bright and he's getting desperate and today it was the epitome of his stupid s*** I'm not going that way I'm going this way so we know that he's heading out soon and sitting around trying to threaten to feel good I'm going to take him down and we're going to hit him hard you're going to mess him up in this idiots I am so tired of that jackass he approved all the plans and you proved and stamped everything so we're done at the building department we have to defend that and they'll say that we're doing it and then we have to hit him and we will. Sacramento is up there it's up where silicon valley is not really close to other stuff so kind of pissed off or laughing cuz we might move it and California is kind of small but Mac thinks it might be invigorate it and people go up there

Probably will for a Time so they're all doing it now tons of people are going up there they want jobs working there and it's a casino and we're going to hire regular folk just not Donald Trump for his at all. He wanted to take over the buildings right before we put the building infrastructure in so he could wire it to steal stuff from people, you put in clean wiring in machines would like to see now be convoluted by some fart bag not letting him near it what an a****** he is let me tamper with it let me tamper with it let me like every few minutes that's stupid sucker comes by it's a freaking idiot all those businesses are leaving and he's focusing on this one thing like it's our son so now we know what to do go to his areas and stick around with them take his people apart keep his attention this people are on it oh my God that was awful I'm going to start doing a lot of it well I tried doing the motorcycle Company I'm going to the United Kingdom with chocolate kit Kat and Nestle crunch bars are being reintroduced today all over the world we have a huge chocolate factory gigantic it's pumping out millions and millions of bars an hour way way more than you think and we have a contest on it and yeah Nestle is from Pennsylvania too I swear Dutch chocolate went from the Dutch side of there and Stefan was dressed up as that thinks he's going down there to take the plant over so we're sending him some samples telling him to f off. And yeah Arnie was messing with Stefan it wasn't our son I mean he was doing it remotely and you guys look like assholes can actually see him doing it now his computer is and it's very similar stuff.

He's mounting that attacks shortly or Nestle our plant and on the casino were going to wipe them out

Thor Freya

We move on them now I'm going to hit hard and solid and we know ferret them out too in California they're going to keep going up there even after it's built and people going to beat him up cuz they want to go in and try and find something out and find their attitude to be so frustrating they're going to put them down like dead dogs before they get to California

It will probably ban them from California and we can proceed in DC put something nearby it'll get rid of him

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