#oh well theres this. I gotta go back to business now

[b4kuch1n]

glorioso from last years twitterin

#pokemon #swsh #champion gloria #professor hop #drift compatible #<- their common tag wahoo #sometimes (all the time) I think abt how much I love gloria and wanna finally write that 4-part thing for her #hop shoooouuuldve been a moderating presence or whatever but the thing is. he just thinks she's genuinely cool #so every time anyone questions anything she does to him he's like why? it rocks #gloria's the same with hop tho like if hop tells her anything she just takes it as fact. its dangerous but so far its worked out #so ultimately they actually make each other Worse(tm) and thats awesome to me. I love them #I love them so fucking much everyones like dang that champion's taciturn how come she's best friend and rival with that #super nice professor. even tho it takes being next to them literally three seconds to realize they just think the other is the coolest #man. these were drawn like right before I caught the A virus last year iirc. inked that first thing while having a fever #how was november and december last year Like That... what made it be like that. what da hells.... #oh well theres this. I gotta go back to business now #have a good night lads. we begin at the beginning and where we begin is the beginning etc

[gh0stsp1d3r]

HIIIII!! what abt a miguel o’hara x reader where they have a chactic daughter but reader is prego with Gabriella????? but everyone at HQ thinks reader is the mom of the place?? anyways im at school but YEAHH MUAHHHH🫶🏽🫶🏽

Whipped

“Wow, wow, wow, Watch out!” You shouted, your daughter running around the apartment, almost running into your stomach.

Miguel laughed as he got his suit on. And picked up your daughter. She was 4 years old, with the other one on the way.

“Give your mom a break, princesa.” He kissed her on the forehead, and let her go again.

“Alright, call me if you need anything alright? I love you.” He went up to you, kissing you quickly on the lips, then leaving.

“Love you.”

“Dad, are you coming back today?” Your daughter came up to him, asking him as soon as he was about to leave.

That’s the one question he hated.

“Papa’s busy a lot of days, yeah? He might be, he might not.”

“I will.”

You looked at him, with a small smile.

“I will. Pinky Promise.” He got down, and held his pinky out. Your daughter ran up to him, shook his pinky, and gave him a hug.

“Alright, alright, I gotta go. I’ll see you three later.” He went out the door, putting his mask on as soon as he did.

You shook your head, and made some food for yourself and your daughter.

“Alright, you good to go to school now?” You asked. She tied his shoelaces, badly, but she still tied them since you couldn’t bend over to do it.

“Yeah. Bye mommy!”

“Bye.” You mumbled, sitting down on the couch and sighing in relief.

————————————————————-

“Forgot my lunch, any chance you could come by? (:”Miguel texted you in the afternoon, you groaned and went into the kitchen, grabbing the bag he forgot. He was usually too busy in his office or lab to go do get his own.

And he left a watch for emergency’s at all times. You grabbed it, put it on, and you set the portal to HQ.

“Hey guys.” You said, as people greeted you when you walked to his office.

“Heyyy! Theres my favorite mom.”! Hobie said, putting an arm around you.

“Missed you too Hobie.” You laughed.

“How’s the little bugger? I miss her too.”

“I’ll have to bring her around this weekend.” You looked at him.

“Please do. You haven’t been here in weeks!”

“I know, I’ve been busy.”

“‘S alright. I figured.”

“Where’s Gwen?”

“She is… right there. Gwendy!” He shouted, and she looked over at him and saw you. She quickly went over.

“Hey! Oh my god, you look so..”

“Fat?”

“Different!” She laughed and hugged you.

“It’s nice to see you guys.”

“It’s nice to see you too. We’ll see you around, yeah?” Hobie said when you got closer to the doors.

“Yeah, see you!”

Once you reached him, you handed him it, and heard a gasp behind you.

“Y/n!” Peter said in excitement, holding Mayday.

“Peter!” You went up to him, miguel watched the whole thing with raised eyebrows.

“Hi mayday!” You touched her tiny nose, and she giggled.

“How’ve you been? How’s your daughter?”

“She’s good. This one is just.. waiting to pop out.” You laughed.

Peter laughed as well.

“I gotta go pick her up, Miggie. I’ll see you.” You went back over to Miguel, kissing him.

“Yeah, I’ll see you. Te amo.”

“Love you.” You said, and smiled at him.

As soon as you left, Peter gave Miguel a stare.

“What?”

“You’re whipped.” He laughed.

“I’m no- just shut up! I brought you here for something important..”

#miguel o’hara #miguel o’hara x reader #miguel o’hara fluff #I love this #thank you for this request cuz I love it #spider man across the spider verse x reader

[jacenotjason]

The Opposite AU Phone Calls!

[The phone rings 4 times before its answered] [soft music can be heard]

Good evening. This is Barn’s Books, can I help you? [silence]

Hello? [the sound of a page turning]

[silence, theres rustling as Barnaby turns off the music.]

Is anyone there?.. Is this a prank call? [He whispers] I’m sorry, dear, I don’t know what you want me to say. I-if you’re speaking I can’t hear you. [silence]

Ah, well.. Come down to the library if you need to speak to me! I’d love to see what this call was for.. Goodbye! [he hangs up]

[The phone rings 2 times before its answered]

Hello? This is Julie Joyful speaking.

[silence]

Hello? ..Are you there?

[silence]

What is this, some kind of game? Listen, I’m not interested in playing with you, Frank, I’m really busy! I was in the middle of writing my next show and you interrupted my creative mind!

[silence]

Whatever.. [she hangs up]

[the phone only rings once before its answered]

Hellllooooooo~! You’ll have to speak up, I have bleach in my hair!

[silence]

[louder] Hello!! [silence]

Is this some sort of game? Should I say something? Is it a- oh! Is it a joke!? Oh! Oh! Whose there? No, wait! You say knock knock, then I say whose there!..

[silence]

[he giggles] I don’t think you know how this goes. Welllll, go ahead and call back when you figure it out!! Bye byee!! [they hang up]

[the phone is answered in the middle of the 5th ring]

[Eddie groans and speaks like he just woke up] Hello..?

[silence]

Hello?

[silence]

For fuck- hey, dickass, I don’t have time for this. I was in the middle of sleeping off a hangover and I thought this was an emergency, because thats the only fucking reason people here call me, so I woke up! Now, I gotta go do this stupid- mail delivering bullshit hungover. If someone gets stabbed or punched or kicked or cursed out, its your fault, asswipe. [he abruptly hangs up] 

[The phone is answered in the middle of the first ring]

[a fake, cheery tone] You’re callin’ Howdy’s Place! The only store in Home, [said with a laugh], Howdy speakin’.

[silence]

..? I said, this is Howdy’s Place! The only store in Home, home of everything you want and things you didn’t know you needed! For prices seen no where else!

[silence, with a repeating sound as Howdy tapped on the counter]

[he drops the cheery tone] This ain’t funny. My time is money, and if I’m not getting paid I don’t have time. So if you’re not callin’ to order something, I’m gonna ask ya to not use this line. 

[Howdy’s tone changes as he thinks, no longer speaking to you] Hm.. Maybe I can charge for prank calls.. [a chuckle] hm, kill two birds with one stone. Paid, and no more stupid calls..

[he clears his throat and talks on the phone again] Well! This has been delightful. So long! [he hangs up]

[the phone rings 5 times and seems like its not going to be answered. It’s answered just before it’s ignored]

[silence]

[some shuffling]

…Julie?

[silence]

…Howdy? Eh- Eddie?

[silence, a long, shaky inhale can be heard]

[her voice cracks, like shes going to cry] bye.

[she hangs up.]

[the phone hardly has a chance to ring before it is answered]

[loud music can be heard]

Yo!

[silence, the sound of Poppy moving things can be heard]

What’s up, kiddo? [she says a little louder] Sally? That you? [the music is turned down]

Hello? Anyone there? I don’t wanna hang up on ya, but if you’re not gonna answer, I got things to do..

[silence]

Alright, well.. If its an emergency, feel free to call right back! Or, come see me! My doors always open! Love ya!

[she hangs up]

#welcome home #welcome home au #welcome home opposite au #howdy pillar #eddie dear #frank frankly #julie joyful #sally starlet #barnaby b beagle #poppy partridge #poppy ‘ma’ partridge #scripts #script

[mooshrada]

Jack in the Box x Reader

You were driving through the city's roadway in the morning at 7:00, it was a relaxing and peaceful morning for you, no traffic, no cars honking at you, just a happy drive for you.

Suddenly you saw a big bill board that says "Enjoy my BOWLS", "what kind of advertising is that?" You chuckled as you asked yourself that, you noticed that it was a restaurant ad, and the restaurant was called 'Jack in the Box', i guess you could try and eat at a new restaurant, maybe you will like their new good looking foods.

You went to the restaurant which is near to the city's park, you parked your car in the parking lot, and get your bag, and went inside the restaurant, it has only small amount of people in here, you notice someone with a a big red smile, and a yellow hat, it looks like they work here since they are behind the counter, you also noticed that he looked at you in an admiring way.

"H-hello! And welcome to Jack in the box, would you like to dine in, or take me- I-i mean take out!"

"Dine in please, i would like Loaded Breakfast Sandwhich and a hot coffee please."

"R-right away!"

That was unusual, first the stare and the stuttering, you go to a vacant table with a window and sat on a chair waiting for your order, while waiting you look to the right to admire the park's nature, after about 6 minutes, you got your order by the same man that listened to your choice of the menu.

"Enjoy your food!"

" don't worry, i will."

You smiled as you said that in the end, and noticed the man blsuhed as you did that.

"By the way, whats your name?"

You were the one asking that question

"M-my name is Jack, i am the owner of this restaurant obviosly, like didn't you see my billboard?"

"Oh, i thought you are just some random employee that got the act to pose for the bill board, sorry about that."

"Its ok, i know i could just go into my office and work as a guide to my employees, but i decided to work as a normal worker here."

"Oh i see, well why don' t you sit down, theres only a few people here, how about we just talk about things?"

You and Jack talked about a lot of things for only like 30 minutes, you talked about you and Jack do things daily, and both of your likings and dislikings.

"Hey jack can i order another hot coffee, i think i need to go sadly."

" Oh don't worry, you probably have some busy things to do, i'll get your hot coffee in no time!"

He went back behind to the counter to get your hot coffee ready, you stare back to the window to check in the park again, you start to think that you and Jack are good friends to each other.

Jack got the hot coffee for you, you stand up and put the cash for the meal on the table, you grabbed the hot coffee grom Jacks hands, you slightly blushed from it, so does Jack.

"Well i gotta go now Jack, don't worry i'll come back mayhe tomorrow or after 2 days!"

" See you later.. "

As you went out the restaurant you notice a handwriting on your coffee, it said..

' you are Hot like this coffee, lets hang out more often'

There was also a winky face emoticon in the end of the phrase, you blushed slightly a lot on your face, and you hope that you would come back in his restaurant.

Bonus:

(This is Jacks POV)

* HOLY HECK WHO ARE THEY, THEY LOOK AMAZING, IS THIS LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT OR JUST SOME RANDOM THOUGHT??? *

* DAMN I CANT BELIVE IM TALKING WITH THEM, WOW THEY LOOK SO AMZING IN THIS VIEW *

* I CANT BELIEVE THEY ARE GOING ALREADY, HOPEFULLY THEY WILL COME BACK UGHHH *

* alright all i have to do is just write a message that will make them like me or something *

#Jack in the box x reader #jack in the box #x reader

[azurecrystalz]

[Translation] Romantic? Date / Love and Hate Quantified 4

The next morning, back in HiMERU's dorm in Seisou Hall

HiMERU: (In the end, we ran out of time yesterday without receiving a single OK.)

HiMERU: ("ALKALOID" was still flooded with work assigned to them by ES, so Tatsumi had to go tend to that. "Crazy:B" wasn't as busy, though HiMERU wouldn't dare inform them that he wasn't able to complete his tasks after trying countless things. Any nonsense Amagi spews can easily be ignored, but the idea of Shiina and Oukawa thinking HiMERU is a "useless child" is unacceptable.)

HiMERU: (And so, HiMERU spent the rest of his day yesterday endlessly playing "Ai-stars" using "SSVRS". The goal is to firstly understand the type of game "Ai-stars" is by playing it. That way, HiMERU may be able to discern what exactly it is the producers want from him and the "correct" answer will be in his grasp. Still, it was awkward to have other familiar male idols whisper flirtations all night...but in order to keep HiMERUs reputation as a "perfect idol", this is just a necessary obstacle to face.)

Tetora: HiMERU-san, HiMERU-san! It's morning~! You gotta get up soon or else you'll be late for school! Wait, HiMERU-san, do you even attend school?

Arashi: No need to force him awake, Tetora-kun. HiMERU-chan was up late last night meddling around with something, so I think we should let him rest.

Tetora: Augh~, now that you mention it, I did hear a lot of mumbling coming over from his bed. I was worried about it, since I couldn't sleep.

Arashi: I didn't take you for the type to worry about that kind of thing, Tetora-kun. Don't be so nervous.

Tetora: I'm jealous of you, Narukami-senpai, you're always able to keep a calm head.

Arashi: Oh, are you implying that I'm insensitive*? Well I was able to sleep fine last night.

HiMERU: ....Good morning, everyone.

Arashi: Oh, he woke up.

Tetora: I'm sorry for waking you up! It's alright if you want to go back to sleep~, we were just getting ready for school!

HiMERU: --Fumu. HiMERU was wondering why he was able to hear everyone but not see them, but it would appear he'd fallen asleep with the "SSVRS" headset on...so he was laying in bed playing "Ai-stars" and fell asleep. Unbelievable.

Tetora: "Ai-star"?

Arashi: Ugh, that game people keep talking about. I'm not a fan of it since they changed my actions with things I'd never personally do.

Tetora: Umy~u. Narukami-senpai, I guess you're not too happy with the idea that your character model could fall in love with a woman.

Arashi: Well, it's just a game--a work of fiction. It doesn't have anything to do with me and it has no connection to real life.

HiMERU: ......

Arashi: ? What's wrong, HiMERU-chan? You're staring....sorry, I'm not judging anyone if who likes "Ai-stars" or anything, even you. It wouldn't be the first time I've been treated as some handsome idol.

HiMERU: No, HiMERU didn't play "Ai-stars" because he liked it...nn?

Arashi: ......?

[Narukami Arashi / Relationship: Stranger / Status: Anxious / Affinity: 22]

HiMERU: Narukami-san. What's that mysterious text floating above your head?

Arashi: Text? What?

Tetora: ? Narukami-senpai doesn't have anything written on her head though, HiMERU-san?

[Nagumo Tetora / Relationship: Stranger / Status: Bad Health (Sleep Deprivation) / Affinity: 34]

HiMERU: ....? Nagumo, you seem to have similar text over your head too.

Tetora: ....? ....? But, I don't see anything?

Arashi: Oh, HiMERU-chan, could it be that you're still tired? Maybe you should get back to bed, then?

HiMERU: It's true though. There's some words above your head saying something about affinity.

Arashi: ? If this is some kind of joke, it's not funny yknow, I don't get it...

[Narukami Arashi / ↓↓ Affinity Decreased ↓↓]

HiMERU: (Seriously, what is this? An illusion? But it looks real...?)

Tatsumi: Hello, hello, is HiMERU-san here?

Tetora: Nn? A visitor? You're "ALKALOID"'s Kazehaya-senpai, right?

Tatsumi: Yes. Good morning, sorry for the early morning visit.

Arashi: Gooood morning~ HiMERU-chan is riiiight here, but theres something wrong and I'm really worried about him yknow? Kazehaya-senpai, would you happen to know anything about this? HiMERU-chan said he was working with you and "ALKALOID"...?

Tatsumi: Yes. I was actually here to ask him a quick question about it.

HiMERU: ........

Tatsumi: Ah, HiMERU-san! Good morning! Fufu, looks like you just woke up…~ HiMERU-san is always so perfect, so it's really refreshing to get to see you so sleepy like this.

[Kazehaya Tatsumi / Relationship: Good Friends / Status: Happy / Affinity: 89]

HiMERU: This is all so frustrating!

Tatsumi: Eh?! I-I'm sorry, I didn't mean to tease you...

[Kazehaya Tatsumi / ↓↓ Affinity Decreased ↓↓]

HiMERU: (Just what the hell is happening here? Has the world gone crazy, or have "I"?)

(*): When Arashi uses "insensitive" here I don't think she means it like "oh so you think im rude/blunt" but rather I think she means it in a way that's like "oh so you think I can't empathize with him" like. To be emotionally cognizant of someone else's feelings.

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#enstars #enstars translation #himeru #tetora nagumo #arashi narukami #tatsumi kazehaya #crazyb #aurora tls

[48787]

I AM LOSING MY MIND OVER THE ENERGON UNIVERSE SPOILERS FOR TRANSFORMERS 1-4, DUKE 1, VOID RIVALS 1-6, AND THE TEASER FOR COBRA COMMANDER

I DONT THINK THERE WASN'T JUST A TIME SKIP I THINK THERE WERE A COUPLE SUBSTANTIAL TIME SKIPS AND THAT I WAS A FOOL FOR NOT NOTICING IT WASN'T JUST THE 6 MONTHS IN DUKE (Not even counting how long it's been AFTER the fight with Starscream pre-6 month skip) I THINK THERE MAY HAVE BEEN A TIME SKIP IN TF ISSUE 4 I'M LOSING MY MIND, MY WIFE THINKS I'M CRAZY, BUT BEFORE I JUST ACCEPTED CERTAIN THINGS BECAUSE I WAS LIKE "Oh, huh, I wonder when Megatron's gun got ripped off.." (and she was like, now alternating,) "Most likely before he got frozen over??? Obviously it had to have been before the crash, otherwise how would Optimus have it in his trailer??" "Yeah, you're right, I just thought it was neat that it feels a little ambiguous, like maybe it was ripped off after he was frozen over," "Well, it's clearly supposed to be a mystery," "Well yeah, obviously, I'm just on the look out for red herrings and stuff especially because we never actually see what's in the trailer and there's a bit of a time skip between Sparkplug's idea and him putting on the arm, but you're probably right..." "Not much of a time skip, they're just at the hospital." "Okay sure I guess" BUT GOING BACK UP TO THE PANEL (after making a joke about how it's funny that the fusion cannon is the scope of the gun, so Prime has the scope [doubly meaning ambition hee hoo i'm so clever] of Megatron which funnily feels more powerful than Cobra's gun [which I THINK doesn't have the scope on it but I CANT TELL and MIGHT BE STUPID] and going back up to the panel where OP has the arm in the middle of making it) THERE'S TOO MUCH RUBBLE!!! THE HOSPITAL WASN'T THAT DESTROYED!! MAYBE CLIFFJUMPER AND CARLY WENT BACK TO THE POWER PLANT WHERE HER DAD DIED??? I DON'T KNOW!!! I DIDN'T THINK SO BUT I FEEL LIKE I'M MISSING OR FORGETTING A LOT OF DETAILS RN!! DID SPARKPLUG GIVE HER THAT GUN SHE HAS NEXT TO HER WHEN SHE'S TALKING TO CLIFFJUMPER?? WHY CANT I REMEMBER!! PRIME'S DAMAGE IS THE SAME, SO IT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN THAT BIG OF A JUMP.... I THINK?? IM TRYING TO COMPARE THE LITTLE WE SEE OF THE PLACES BUT IT FEELS LIKE MY BRAIN IS FRIED BECAUSE I BECAME TOO BUSY THINKING ABOUT: WHEN DOES VOID RIVALS TAKE PLACE??? JETFIRE SAYS HE NEEDS TO GO HOME, BUT WE SEE HIM ON EARTH INSTEAD NEXT IN TF, LOW ON ENERGON. MAYBE HE WAS SEARCHING FOR STARSCREAM SINCE PERHAPS HIS PARTNER WAS LOST AS WELL... "I have not seen you... for centuries" IS A LITTLE WEIRD, BUT THEN I GOTTA WONDER... HOW CLOSE IS EARTH?? HOW FAST CAN HE TRAVEL??? HOW MUCH ENERGON DOES THAT COST?? HE CLEARLY MUST'VE BEEN ON EARTH FOR A LITTLE WHILE TO GET NEW ALT MODES RIGHT?? MAYBE THIS IS A SEMANTIC THING BUT IT GOES FROM "I've been stranded here for... millions of..." (IMPLIED YEARS I THINK?? I DONT KNOW ANYTHING ANYMORE) AND THEN IT CHANGES TO "I have been away for centuries" JUST LIKE HOW STARSCREAM SAYS THE WAR HAS GONE ON FOR "the past hundred years" THERES A WEIRD FOCUS ON 100s OF YEARS... WHICH DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT IF YOU'VE TRULY BEEN AWAY FOR MILLIONS??? (Starscream has no clue how long the war has been going on for considering he just woke up now, so we have no clue when the war started or how long it's actually been going on for...) BACK TO VOID RIVALS WHY IS SHOCKWAVE THE NEXT CYBERTRONIAN (i think?) WE SEE IN VOID RIVALS??? WHY ON CYBERTRON??? OBVIOUSLY HE'S THERE BECAUSE MEGATRON PROBABLY LEFT HIM THERE TO RUN IT, BUT WHEN IS THIS??? THE PLACE LOOKS FINE (though... perhaps depopulated?? We do only see Shockwave) AND IT PROBABLY IS EITHER DURING OR POST WAR CONSIDERING HE HAS THE DECEPTION SYMBOL BUT... WHEN??? SHOCKWAVE'S WHOLE CHARACTER IS USUALLY "I'M YOUR CYBERTRONIAN HOST, SHOCKWAVE, AND I'VE BEEN HERE THE WHOLE TIME" SO THE FACT THAT HE'S THE ONE WHO WE SEE AFTER JETFIRE IS WEIRD, RIGHT?? LIKE MAYBE VOID RIVALS IS EARLIER THAN WE THOUGHT??? ALSO, DOES SKUXXOID BEAT JETFIRE TO CYBERTRON?? DID JETFIRE EVEN GO TOWARDS CYBERTRON AT ALL IN THE FIRST PLACE?? MAYBE SKUXXOID'S SHIP IS JUST BETTER???

SPEAKING OF WHICH, WHY IS JETFIRE ALL DOOM AND GLOOM ABOUT FAILING HIS MISSION AND HOW "Everything will die..." LIKE SURE MAYBE HE WAS EXPLORING TO FIND NEW RESOURCES FOR HIS DYING PLANET BUT... EVERYTHING?? LIKE I GET CARING ABOUT YOUR PLANET MORE THAN ANYTHING BUT... "EVERYTHING???" SURELY THAT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE VOID RIVALS STUFF WITH THE DYING SUN, UNENDING WAR, DWINDLING RESOURCES, AND SACRED RING IMAGE LOOKING EERILY SIMILAR TO AN OPENED MATRIX??? RIGHT??? WHEN IS COBRA COMMANDER 1 GONNA TAKE PLACE??? WHEN IS HE GOING TO TAKE MEGATRON?? DID THE GOVERNMENT MANAGE TO COVER ALL THE STRAIGHT UP OUT-THERE CYBERTRONIAN FIGHTING??? ITS SO LATE, AND IM LOSING MY MIND OVER THIS, I KEEP TRYING TO PUT THE PIECES TOGETHER IN MY HEAD BUT IT FEELS LIKE I'VE SOMEHOW FORGOTTEN KEY DETAILS ABOUT EVERYTHING... okay... Rant mostly done... I think I'll try to reread some of the comics soon and form a more coherent post later that's not just SCREAMING into the void about random points that could probably be easily or obviously explained if I were able to hold more than a single thought in my head at a time. You'd think I'm exaggerating but it's been such a weirdly long day that I feel like I'm doing that one fight in jojo part 6 where I open one tab to cross reference with another tab, and as soon as I open up tumblr to write anything one of them is like evaporated from my head. It was nice getting it all out of me though! Got me to reread Prime talking about the last thing he remembers more closely and how before the crash there were only two hundred years of fighting apparently. I think I made a note of that when I first read it but clearly I forgot! But who knows how many years of fighting there have been since! Also, in the crash scene that Prime remembers Megatron still has his arm, so the most obvious solution to the original question is that Megatron fell out of the ship during the crash, but somehow lost his arm in the process, and when Ratchet was loading everyone into Prime's trailer he just so happened to pick up Megatron's arm, just for safe keeping! Further shown by the amount of damage done to Megatron's body compared to Prime's shiny new arm. Pretty much everything probably makes sense within the comic, I obviously am just jumpy to make wild ass claims because one or two details seemed weird to me and I like to playfully think all the media I consume is carefully lying to me and throwing in red herrings in the dialog to build to some massive twist that was always visible from the start. I really really like how the energon universe is going so far! Once I can get my thoughts in order, expect a more coherent post about how Sparkplug would be a perfect decepticon or something stupid like that, I don't quite know yet!

#actually incoherent post #rambling about shit I literally only half remember with blatant disregard for accuracy #It's not that I don't believe in the crux of it though... I think there's something funky with time... #but i need to sleep so I can actually organize thoughts into something real

[blissfali]

heres a little comic of a scene i drew from my AU thinga that i cant seem to write but i can draw for some reason

transcript because my handwriting is god awful:

Image 1: Post Dre Death. Tommy: You were s’posed to tell me your plan, Ghostbur.

Ghostbur: To be fair, I wasn’t anticipating it. But he hurt you.

Tommy: He does it all the time anyway, why’s it matter this time?

Ghostbur: I dunno, but who cares? We don’t to go back to him anymore!

Tommy: He still has more LIVES, Ghostbur! He’s gonna come back and look for me, then what do you want me to do?!

-Uhh theres a skip here. basically before this scene ghostbur impulsively takes one of dreams lives after dream hits tommy really hard. tommy goes into shock and while hes kind of catatonic ghostbur drags him in the direction of technos house. tommy calms down for a bit and then this scene happens, and then the next page is from when theyve made it to technos-

Techno: So wat brings you Ghostbur?

Ghostbur: What about Tommy?

Techno: Oh, he’s actually here? I thought that was just another gapple-induced hallucination.

Tommy: What the fok??

Techno: Welcome back to the land of the living, Tommy.

Tommy: I wasn’t dead.

Techno: Wait, really? ‘Cuz Dream told us you were a goner.

Tommy. Yeah, well, Dream’s a fuckin’ liar, isn’ he?

Techno: So where’ve you been all these years, then?

Tommy: First off, it’s been a year. And second, i’s none of yawr god damn business, INNIT?

Techno: Woah, chill. Was just curious.

Techno (to Ghostbur): *loud whispering* Why do you hang out with this guy, Ghostbur?

Tommy: Bruh, what the fuck. Wateva. Dos’n matter.

Tommy (leaving): N e way thx 4 tha tea, Te’no, but we’ll be going now!

Ghostbur: Wait, Tommy! We can’t leave yet!

Tommy: Ok, I’ll just leave you here then. Cya, Wil.

Ghostbur: Wait, thas not wot i ment!

Tommy: You’re either with me or you’re nat, Ghostbur. Make u’ yoor mind.

Techno: Just leave ‘em, Ghostbur. We got catching up to do anyway, don’t we?

Ghostbur: Wait, but Tommy—… I’m sorry Techno, I’ll come back later, but I have to stay with him.

Techno (shrugs): Suit yourself.

Techno: *whisper* Glad to have you back, Tommy.

(Meanwhile)

Tommy, holding a pack of cigs: Ah. shit. i’m almost out. *puts them back in his pocket after lighting one*

Ghostbur: Hi, Tommy! Where are we going?

Tommy: We gotta sneak into the mainlands again. Im outta cigs.

Ghostbur: but they’re bad for you, remember? and what about Dream!

Tommy: It’s fine, man. Dream’s at Logst—

Tommy: Dream is dead.

Tommy: D-Dream is… dead. Oh fuck, oh FUCK.

Tommy: I cawn’t believe I fucken fergot! Shit, shit, shit!

Ghostbur: Wait, Tom, no, I’m sorry!

Tommy: Its ok, um. We’ll figure this out. We can’t go to the mainland… he’ll see us.

Tommy: I can live off 3 cigarettes. I’ll ration ‘em.

Ghostbur: Are u sure you can go that long?

Tommy: absolutely fucking not, Ghostbur. but we’ll cross that bridge when we get there.

(end.)

#doodles #ask to tag #dsmp #dream smp #I just realized youcan see my nails Umm haha dont look at them ^_^ik theyre bad #Anywyays

[kiwibirdlafayette]

If you take into consideration the 1.16 Nether update, you could say that with Dianite gone and Ianites resurgence, that it definitely had an effect on the Nether. Ianite perhaps having to keep an eye on her brother’s realm leaving a lot of it now tainted and inhabitable to the local fauna. Tom gets back and on top of all he has to deal with, being watched by Ianite through her endermen in what’s now His realm was definitely not on that list.

OH MY GODS YES!!! In Dianite's absence is absolutely when the fauna of 1.16 would start to come in, like I think its like a balance of nature thing, so it'd make sense for a resurgence of what was once a desolate wasteland into a flourishing realm

but because Tom's not there to maintain it Ianite's like 'shit I gotta take care of this I guess" and!! oo what if thats how we get the warped forests in the first place- Like initially its only the crimson forests but the warped stuff enters when Ianite starts fiddling with things (since I know in most Better End mods a lot of the End forests n stuff n things are the same kinda color palette)

Ianite also keepin an eye on Tom through the endermen is such a good concept as well like I can just imagine Tom just going about his business in the Nether and theres just like five endermen staring him down and he goes to Jordan like "i dont think Ianite trusts me as Dianite rn can u please ask her to stop spying on me Im surrounded by endermen all the time man" and Jordan's like "sorry m'lady does what she does its funny you think I have that kinda influence" like oh my gods im cackling it would be so funny

#theres so much potential here im gonna be brainrotting this all day #like also ruminating on how part of the dsmp sparklez storyline is a stronger version of the world historian starting to steal quintessence #-from multiple universes not just realms including their own and tom like stressin out over oh my god what now what am i doing wrong and- #him Ia and mianite having no idea whats going on #plays into some story ive got swirling in my head quite well actually #anyway ill leave ya with that for now haha #mianite by a gay man #mianite #asks #licantropa #mecha dianite #tom syndicate

[ghoulbread]

makes your bsd ship into a chatfic

[RE] has begun chatting with [EP]. < 8:37 - 7/04/2017 >

[RE]: hey hey!! nice to finally get a ping from you. you know i dont like waitin... >^<

[EP]: Ah, yes... Very sorry, RE. Just... a busy day, today. I'm getting ready for a duel.

[RE]: a DUEL? thought ya were a writer?? n detective or whatevers

[EP]: A duel of wits, my friend. I am going up against a self-proclaimed "great detective"... Though, I'm positive I will win.

[RE]: great detective?? bah!! i dont think they could even be nearly as great as ME!! im the worlds smartest detective, after all! >~>

[EP]: We've... discussed this, yes. You seem to be quite active in the detective world. Though... I'm a bit confused. Are you a detective, or... do you just like doing it?

[RE]: i am a detective!!

[RE]: the best ever!!

[RE]: have been since i was 14!!!

[EP]: 14?! That's... Hmm. Well, I can't stop something that's already happened.

[EP]: Ah, I must get going...

[RE]: whyyyyyy

[RE]: wait CRAP i gotta go too!! ughhh this case will be SO easy. idk why they even NEED me there. sigh. i guess theyre just too stupid for a simple easy case!!

[EP]: Well, now, RE, that's not very nice. Perhaps, they just need a second opinion.

[RE]: theres gonna be another guy there thats supposedly """better""" at it then them. the audacity of it all... im supposed to solve this case before him, which, SNORE, i could do that in my sleep!! >^>

[EP]: Well, I hope it goes well. We'll talk later. I bid thee adieu.

[RE]: byeeeeeeee ep!!!

[RE] has stopped chatting with [EP]. < 8:56 - 7/04/2017 >

[RE] has begun chatting with [EP]. < 13:45 - 7/05/2017 >

[RE]: eeeeeeeep

[EP]: Yes?

[RE]: you said we would talk later yesterday but then that didnt happen!!!

[EP]: Ah, that... I... do not take loss well.

[RE]: oh. ohhh

[RE]: well, then i have good news!! i won yesterday with the detective case!!!

[EP]: ...Oh?

[RE]: yup!! i mean the guy like, fell to his knees. it was kinda pathetic

[RE]: n cute

[EP]: RE... What did this fellow look like?

[RE]: ep i thought we said we wouldn't spill too much!! but like. his hair kinda covered his face n he had this cute lil ponytail on the side that fell on his shoulder

[RE]: he was much taller than me n like. i could TELL he wasnt japanese, cuz like, the accent, n everythin

[EP]: I need to go.

[RE]: ep??? whats wrong?

[EP] stopped chatting with [RE]. < 14:23 - 7/05/2017 >

[RE]: the hell????

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[RE] has begun chatting with [EP]. < 17:03 - 7/06/2017 >

[RE]: checking in. cuz you just dipped yesterday

[RE]: kinda a dick move but like. i need an explanation ep

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[RE] has begun chatting with [EP]. < 12:29 - 7/09/2017 >

[RE]: helloooo. ep. im not mad i just want an explanation

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[RE] has begun chatting with [EP]. < 3:01 - 10/21/2017 >

[RE]: i gave you some space, okay? and look, its my birthday. please come back

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[RE] has begun chatting with [EP]. < 9:17 - 10/23/2017 >

[RE]: yknow what? im done. this sucks. screw you

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[EP] has begun chatting with [RE]. < 7:06 - 1/04/2018 >

Error! User [RE] can not be reached! Would you like to speak to another user? If this message is incorrect, please contact our support number here: (555) 787-678.

[EP]: I'm so sorry.

Error! User [RE] can not be reached! Would you like to speak to another user? If this message is incorrect, please contact our support number here: (555) 787-678.

[EP]: I miss you terribly.

Error! User [RE] can not be reached! Would you like to speak to another user? If this message is incorrect, please contact our support number here: (555) 787-678.

[EP]: And I hope you can forgive me, friend.

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[RE] has restored their account! < 18:30 - 1/12/2023 >

[RE] has begun chatting with [EP] < 18:34 - 1/12/2023 >

[RE]: HOLY SHIT

[RE]: it works. IT WORKS

[EP]: Of course it still works, Ranpo, it's not that old.

[RE]: reading over our last messages. that was sixish years ago... cant believe we were friends and then poof!! you straight up ghosted me!!

[EP]: Looking back, I wish I never did. I was a coward, dear, and I'm so sorry I almost ruined perfection.

[RE]: perfection?? pfft, dont be like that. im prettyyy sure in our first ever conversation i deduced you werent going anywhere. youre too into me to just disappear, even after a few years

[EP]: ...Into?! I... That's...

[RE]: im not that dumb, ed

[EP]: I... know that. Though, I feel as though we should chat offline, about that. So... that there's no running away.

[RE]: im still salty you just dipped on me. sigh... but im into you too so i cant really be mad

[EP]: Ranpo... Please. Let's talk offline.

[RE]: yeah yeah, im coming over. just know youre getting a bf for an early birthday present and perhaps more than a kiss if thats cool ;D

[EP]: RANPO!

[RE]: hehehehhe >:D

[RE] stopped chatting with [EP]. < 18:52 - 1/12/2023 >

#nothing like a lil ranpoe to rejuvenate my motivation for writing #long post #sorry it got long. that will happen again #thanks for reading. i dont really like this but its kinda just been sitting there so. :P #sorry if its ooc. im tired

[thegeminisage]

im in kakariko and WAH koko and cottla still pray to their mom every day and their dad joins them...but they can't get to the actual cemetery bc of the ruins >:( and "rpincess zelda" said not to go near them. it is driving me crazy that i cant so this quest!!

i googled and apparently this quest involves the business with the Fifth Sage so i have to hold off for now :/ SUUUUCKS gonna collect some korok seeds and then find something else to do

oh wow that interactive map got a BIG upgrade. i can just ask it where certain items are now lol

I FOUND? THEIR MOMS? JOURNAL??? oh my god in the kakariko well.......

she had a garden down here 😭 she lists all their favorite foods......

theres a korok seed at the cemetery, so i went the long way around and left a silent princess for her. i'm gonna come back and get the rest later when the main quest takes me here

i knew there'd have to be a fifth sage, but a whole quest AND dungeon...that's pretty amazing!! i wonder if we get a 5th companion...zelda as a ghost companion would be SICK but i know nintendo would Never

ive decided to attempt to investigate the faron thunderstorm. wish me luck

THUNDERHEAD ISLES.......this is so cool. i can't see shit <3

also all of my bows & weapons rn are metal...oops lol

whoooa the music here.........

when i say i cant see shit i mean i REALLY. cant see shit. even the depths is better than this, at least there you can use brightbloom seeds

i found a flux construct but i CANT SEE LOL and i dont have any nonmetal weapons worth any damage...im doing it blind while only switching to goo weapons when im actually attacking sdlfjghsdfjkg girl HELLLP

GOT HIMMMMM wow im a BEAST

i used the shadows and the LAST of my stamina to make it to ??? dragonhead island ??? WHICH I STILL CAN'T SEE

there's gotta be some trick to clearing or navigating the storm but i dont wanna google it in case its like...THE SIXTH SAGE,

FUCK IT LITERALLY IS A FITH SAGE THING I HATE THIS GAME LOL

ok. fucking hell. im leaving. is there ANYTHING interesting im allowed to do rn. jesus

from now on im just going to assume that if i suddenly hear cool music im not supposed to be here.

landed in the horse god lake and caught that big stallion. named it yeto in honor of the big white abominable snowman in tp salute emoji

this well has a bubbulfrog inside it ??????

where the FUCK am i going theres a whole ass cave system down here

another ancient blade.......

KOMO SHORELINE? what in GODS NAME

fine ok i can work with this. jesus.

actually no i can't. it's raining and i don't want to climb all this shit nor do i want to tangle with electric lizalfos. i swear to god

ok. back to the stable.

oh flute boy!! i forgot about him. i guess he must be part of the band. luckily this time i have his fireflies...

AWWW the glowing tree was so cute and pretty

ok, feeling more prepared for komo shoreline now. luckily there's not much here anyway...

PHANTOM HELMET. NICE

NO!!!!!! a fucking BLOOD MOON while i was attacking this electric lizalfos camp!!! COME ONNNNN

i survived but god one of the lizalfos got glitched and there WASN'T. even a treasure chest over here. good fucking lord

i found my first above-ground lynel......and it's silver. this is what i get for waiting so long to seek them out...

omg my ancient arrow sent him to eeby deeby. im reloading tho idw waste it on that

okay so. he is hitting, very, hard,

i can't climb a tree either cuz he can Get me

okay. well! i died. clearly outmatched. i need.........better armor. i am so TIIIIRRRED of getting my ass kicked!!!!

for better or worse i'm in the chasm on the island next to hyrule castle. i figure it's probably an isolated place since. yk. island. reeeally wish i could find a lightroot tho

A FROX....SICK

blue-white frox. less sick. im gonna die again :(

omg i GOT HIM!!! n*ce

i cheated and peeked at the map...theres literally nothing else down here lmao not even a lightroot. im gonna go...somewhere else!! but later. i have to take a break now for food chores etc ive been playing for hours

#personal #loz blogging #totk lb #totk spoilers

[fruit-salad-ship]

Ok ok, Peach and I have different preferences, fair. Now that it’s happened tho, how does she get Plum back? Does she also try traps or does she bring a different approach? Does she get Grey involved or is he guilty as well?

I mean, she wont admit she enjoys herself, even if she defo does, considering shes alwasy in charge, alwasy busy, endlessly run off her feet making sure everythings going smoothly, to suddenly be very much out of her depth, nothing to do other than go with it, its an unusual feeling for her. Shes the sort to take charge because she knows it makes people happy, just like it quietly makes her very happy to not be the boss for like five minutes. The backlash is that she's unsure wether or not she deserves the attention and specifically the time off, she's one of those people who does a lot of work, and wants nothing in return. Grey has to endlessly fight her on this, Plums learning to counter it too now. Those two clearly discuss the fact that Peach kind of ducks out when the focus is on her, their theory is if they give her enough love and affection it'll break her down slowly and she'll relax into not being so top heavy, she clearly enjoys herself for the moments she disconnects from overthinking, it's just tough to hear her express a discomfort with being so overly loved and focused on. They wont stop until she settles into it, it's gotten better over the years, but theres a long way to go yet. They just want her to chill out, let go a little. She will eventually recover from the hangover and the embarrassment/guilt, and start plotting, scheming, and repay that "favour". Big difference is she doesnt need to trap Plum, she's able to just turn up and pick her up and do whatever she wants. Her style is very much one of action, not trickery.

Oh entierly Grey gets roped in, gotta really push that ranger, make sure she doesnt forget who's really in charge. She got lucky, Peach made a drunk dumb mistake and overlooked the obvious, she wont be stealing desk candy in a hurry again.

It's an odd one, lots of mixed feelings. Plum loves having the power, its a rarity and she gets to go to dark places with it because peach is high-key tolerant to a lot of things. Peach is confused, she denys liking it but her body betrays her, and she's too proud and too stubborn to go looking for that kind of attention, doesnt know how to handle that want/feeling. Defo thinks about it in her free time, without meaning to go there, gets a little hot under the collar, realises what's happening and backpedals hard, denial, bury that, ignore. Grey's just amused, watching her wrestle these issues, watching plum really come out of her shell given the chance, shes the closeted perv who finally has an outlet. He whole heartedly likes to help instigate more of these events, see how both of them handle it. Bonus he's strong enough to keep peach from taking back control, and tends to really enjoy being bossy with her given the chance, and him and plum have symilar wants so can team up easily.

theres a mixed dynamic going on.

#brainrot #fruit salad

[afarcryfrommymain]

I like cult Aphid bc I like writing and drawing characters with something wrong with them™️ but the amount of prerequisites for him to join and STAY is a lot because he's got a lot wrong with him without also joining a cult, it takes some heavy fuckin lifting. So I'm just going over bullet points for this au in this post tbh.

1. Sister has to visit his home a little after he moves to Hope County, before the cult is at its worst and before he really properly starts at the sherrifs office

2. Has to meet John in a friendly setting prior to this and able to stand him enough to actually become his friend. (He absolutely cannot meet Sharky in this au until after its too late because it will become about them and its supposed to be JohnxAphid)

3. Big fight between him and Ruby which causes him to go over to Johns house and rant for 30 minutes about how he's got no one and he's sick of his family

(Alternatively Ruby dies but I really hate killing her just to make my boy sad in general and I don't like the idea of killing her until like, New Dawn time maybe and even then its like blaze of glory shit, its also more interesting for her to be alive in this au)

4. This prompts John to get him to join Edens gate, hes on the fence about joining but he's sort of considering, but like he's heard all the bs you have to do to join and isn't exactly jazzed at the idea of it. Hes also incredibly weary of a lot of religion because of his childhood n shit but let's not talk about that.

5. Aphid hops on the denial train when shit begins to hit the fan and Ruby trying to help gets into it with him again but this time its like "hey lil bro, I noticed your gay ass is about to join a cult so maybe don't?" And another fight and hes like "fuck it" and joins out of spite (dipshit)

6. Now he has to have good reason to stay in, which I'm genuinely not sure about outside of like, him and John start dating and he's like "fuck it" and leans into it. Like dating for long enough that it's at the "meet the family" kinda point.

7. He also can't be around for the first time Faith gets replaced because he could ignore it if it happens once (king of "not my business not my problem" in this au fr) but probably not twice

8. Continues to ride the denial train for a while but eventually when the reaping begins he doesn't really stay because he believes in it or whatever but because he just knows enough members of the project that he doesn't want to fight them anymore and kinda drops out of his job at the sherrifs office one day without 2 weeks notice or anything. (Point of no return for him, this point forward he can't be convinced to leave by anyone or anything)

9. Ruby will have to to take place of "main problem causer" this au (I finally let her do something woah) and the resistance generally sees her like "oh sorry your brother went crazy I think you gotta kill him tho??? Sorry"

10. Can't tell which Seeds die or if Aphid works really fucking hard to keep em around, John makes it because Aph is consistent in protecting people he loves in every au fr but they lose the bunker key in the process. Same with Jacob maybe.

11. Faith is difference bc Ruby is a bleeding heart with a savior complex and completely falls for the front she puts up and is like "but we gotta help her 🥺" but Faith does get to leave the project (sorta kinda, it's a whole thing) and survives

12. Dude idk if I can keep her from shooting Joseph and I kinda want her to fr like he starts doing his speech and she does not let him finish. Aphids busy with keeping his very pissed off boyfriend, the brother who looked like he was about to be cool with death, and the members he was able to get to safe. He doesn't even realize he straight forgot about Joseph til its too late.

13. Ruby does a broadcast about Joseph and asks Aphid one last time to come back but he's all in now and probably isnt gonna back out anytime soon. He still goes to confront her and since Aphid might as well be a raid boss theres a big show down between the two of them. They're fighting and Ruby gets really close to killing him but she hesitates because "fuck that's my brother, I raised him, I love him, this is so fucked"

14. In the minutes she hesitates the collapse comes. It's late, but it happens and Aphid just bolts to the bunker he had holed up with John in up until that point. Can't decide who Ruby's bunker buddy is. Could stick her with the Edens Gate people and have fun new issues but who knows.

That's the broad strokes though, probably won't write anything for this past a one shot or two if I feel like it but I thought it'd be fun to lay it all out like tism

#ok but what if i got into some nonsense instead #aphid hernandez #im talking now #far cry 5 #cult!aphid #idk what cool name to give him but i guess he'd be like a chosen but worse #oh! #ruby hernandez #yuh girlies tag i dont use #ruby crushes on grace hard in this btw #no clue if its a ship but i think its be cool #sharky is around this au and i think itd be funny if he saw aphid fighting and had his bi awakening bc of him either way #but despite how it may seem i cannot control my ocs #its like sims i tell them to do something and usually its done #but sometimes they go #my writing #if theres any errors in this its bc ive been awake all night at the airport #bc my flight got cancled #be nice to me or else

[juicypassionfruit]

Picnic Date with Raab

summary: going on a date with your bf raab

Warnings: none pretty cheesy stuff

Friday mornings were usually more relaxing than Friday nights with the CKY guys. Y/n was constantly being dragged along by Raab and included in on the shenanigans. She loved nothing more than hanging out with him and watching him be stupid with his close friends.

“Get on with me Y/n!” He yelled from the couch with ski’s on the bottom. She just laughed and shook her head. Her plans of just watching from the side were ruined when Raab grabbed her arm and dragged her to the couch.

His arm was tightly wrapped around her waist holding them as they sled on the snow, both of them laughing til their sides hurt.

With Raab being so busy with Viva La Bam, he hasn’t taken much time to take her out on dates and spend some one on one time together other than watching tv before bed and in the morning.

It finally came to his attention that they haven’t had time together when Ryan made a harmless joke, “Shut up Raab, why don’t you go take Y/n out or something” Ryan was only pulling his leg because Raab was the only one with a girlfriend but it sparked an idea in his head. He spent the rest of the morning planning an afternoon and evening for the two of them.

Raab told her that they had to go to the store and pick up some things for the show because he lost the game of poker they were playing. Y/n wasn’t interested in going but after he insisted she go with him so he wouldn’t get bored, she agreed.

“I think you owe me one after this” She looked over at him smiling. He laughed loudly and continued to drive to the spot he had picked out for their surprise date.

“Chris, you passed the store” Y/n commented.

“Oh shit” He laughed “Its alright theres another one up here.”

He pulled into an empty parking lot and parked. They were at a park that was always empty. There was a dirt trail around the edges and grass for days in the middle, with trees everywhere. It was simple but pretty.

Raab got out and grabbed some things from the trunk, running to the middle of the grass.

“Chris! Wait up” She yelled after him.

When she finally made it to where he was, he had set up the blanket and picnic basket full of snacks. Raab even got her a bouquet of her favorite flowers.

Y/n sat beside him and smiled, “This is very nice, Chris”

“Sorry for not raking you out in so long. I hope this can make up for it.”

Y/n laughed and nodded, “It definitely does”

They sat on the blanket and ate. Talking about random things that came to their minds. New music, work drama, Bam. Everything. After a while they laid down in silence. Her head on his chest tracing it with her fingers and his hand behind his head and the other wrapped around her.

“I brought art stuff if you wanna paint?” He suggested and she sat up smiling, “Of course I do!” Y/n kissed his lips and pulled away.

Raab grabbed the canvases and paint from the basket and the two started painting in no time. He wasn’t much of an artist but Y/n was and he’d paint shitty art with her any day if it meant he got to hear her laugh at how bad his was.

“Is that a dog?” She asked as he showed her his work.

“No its a horse! I painted you a horse.” Y/n couldn’t contain the laugh that came out. She loved it.

“Ohh I see it now. Thats good!” She said catching her breath.

“Shut up” He smiled at her.

Y/n continued to paint hers. It was of Raab and the snowy tree behind him. As she squeezed more paint out of the bottle into the palette, it went all over the place. Getting on Raab’s shirt and jeans.

“Well now I gotta get you back” He sighed before grabbing some more colors and getting them on her.

“Chris!” She yelled grabbing the ugliest color she could reach and putting it in his hair.

They soon cleaned up their mess at the park and went back to Castle Bam completely covered in paint.

“What the hell happened to you two?” Bam asked

“Painting” Raab shrugged and wrapped his arm around her shoulder, going upstairs to shower.

#bam margera #jackass #jackass fanfic #ryan dunn #johnny knoxville #chris pontius #steve o #dico #raab himself #chris raab #cky

[pesterloglog]

John Egbert, Dave Strider

Act 5, page 2737

-- ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG] --

EB: hey dave!

TG: hey

EB: wow, it's been a while since we talked, hasn't it.

TG: has it

EB: i think the last time i talked to you, i was doing exactly what im doing now...

EB: which is blasting off from my house.

EB: or was it?

EB: wow, i can't remember...

TG: man who cares

TG: i mean thats great and all

TG: but i talked to you plenty more times since that from where im standing

TG: ive got to make this quick

EB: oh.

EB: you mean like the trolls?

EB: are you using the troll time chat gizmo?

TG: fuck no fuck that trollian horseshit

TG: its just regular old time travel

TG: im from the future

EB: oh ok. is this dave sprite?

TG: no

TG: just regular ordinary dave from the fucking future nothing special dude come on

EB: well, excuse me, but i still think time travel sounds kind of special.

EB: sorry you are so jaded by awesome shit!

TG: yeah ok it is awesome but im in a hurry

EB: what is it?

TG: i need to borrow some boondollars off you

EB: boondollars? i thought they didn't do anything.

TG: no they do do something

EB: what do they do?

TG: what do you think they buy shit its fucking money

EB: what do they buy?

TG: i cant answer all these questions dude youll find out anyway its not like youll even really need your money

TG: you you might as well give it to me

EB: uh...

EB: how much do you need?

TG: all of it

EB: oh, fuck that!!!

TG: man you just said you thought it was useless why do you care

EB: but you just said it wasn't useless!

TG: ill pay you back

EB: really? when?

TG: in the future

TG: if theres one thing im not short on its the fuckin future

EB: how far in the future are you from?

EB: i thought we only had something like 24 hours until, like...

EB: game over.

TG: yeah we do

TG: but chronologically ive been around for at least triple that

EB: wow. how...

EB: i don't get how that works!

TG: no shit your deal is wind not time

TG: youre on easy street what is there even to think about with wind

TG: like what angle to blow it at to fly a damn kite or how gentle its gotta be to make a picnic go swimmingly

TG: its kiddie bullshit time is serious fucking business

TG: leave it to the pros ok

EB: but, doesn't going back in time make an alternate reality?

EB: i thought that's what happened with dave sprite, he came back to make sure i didn't die and this is a new timeline now.

TG: yeah it can work that way

TG: or not

TG: ive been very careful

TG: this whole operation is strung together with stable time loops

TG: no timeline offshoots cause thats when daves start dying and that isnt no good for nobody

EB: daves, plural?

TG: yeah

TG: there are a bunch of daves running around the timeline

EB: oh, man.

TG: but they are all me

TG: i mean they will all become me and ill become them one way or another

TG: thats how stable time loops work shit takes a lot of planning and precise choreography

TG: ive got some help though

EB: help?

EB: sounds like you have been talkin' to some trolls!

TG: yeah

EB: they seem to be getting more talkative lately.

TG: man dont even get me started with that

TG: the 24 hour span of the reckoning is like some kind of critical spike in us dealing with troll bullshit

TG: i guess its just when the most shit is going down so they figure thats the best time to mess with us

EB: yeah, that makes sense.

EB: i guess since you've lived three days in one day, you've just been hassled that much more?

TG: i dont know man they seem to flock to me

TG: ive been laying waste to chumps nonstop

TG: its like they heard somebody over here was handing out asses and theyve known nothing but years of bitter ass famine

EB: heheh.

EB: so what is the future like?

EB: or uh, the 3x future...

EB: do we win???

TG: oh you know

TG: noirs outta control

TG: rose is crazy jades crazier and youre

TG: well youre you

TG: and together were up to our bulges and miscellaneous bullshit alien physiology in hot sloppy shenanigans while hatching plans under our feathery asses like a bunch of cage free farm fresh motherfuckers

TG: but im not about to get into specifics cause this is complicated enough as it is

TG: and if i started ranting too much about the future id start sounding like one of these smug alternian shitheads and im not about to drop that retarded science on my good bro

TG: so im staying on track here

TG: speaking of which

TG: give me your money

EB: but...

EB: i worked hard saving up that money!

EB: i have a whole boonbuck now.

TG: oh christ

TG: only one

TG: well fuck nevermind then

TG: i thought youd have more by now but thats goddamn peanuts

EB: :(

TG: i mean

TG: ill take it anyway but damn

EB: tell me what you want with it!

TG: im working the system here

TG: using time loops to manipulate the incipispheres financial sector

TG: making a goddamn killing in the lohacse

EB: lohacse?

TG: lohac stock exchange

EB: um...

EB: lohac?

TG: my planet

TG: land of heat and clockwork dude come on

TG: you know like gears and lava and shit

EB: oh, huh.

EB: that sounds unpleasant.

TG: wrong it kicks ass

EB: your unpleasant face is what kicks ass!

EB: or DOESN'T, more like.

TG: egbert stfu and give me your goddamn boonbuck j3gus fuck

TG: ill turn it into a boonmint in an hour and youll get it back ok

EB: j3gus?

EB: *narrows eyes suspiciously...*

TG: no comment

EB: i don't even know how to give it to you!

EB: they are just more weird gaming abstractions, how do we do this?

TG: you can wire it to my account

TG: ill send you the app

EB: i'm really pretty busy you know. i have to help jade!

TG: i know

TG: but this takes like two seconds

EB: bluh...

EB: fiiiiiiiine.

TG: dude

TG: dont do the vriska thing ok

TG: shes messed up we talked about this

TG: or will talk

EB: who?

TG: whatever

TG: alright app incoming

-- turntechGodhead [TG] sent ectoBiologist [EB] the file "virtualporkhollow.exe" --

TG: gotta go later

-- turntechGodhead [TG] ceased pestering ectoBiologist [EB] --

#homestuck #john egbert #dave strider #homestuck act 5 #page 2737 #homestuck act 5 act 2

[arikuraaa]

I feel like its SUPER important i document my funny tears of the kingdom experiences for future reference (cause my memory is absolute garbage and idk.. someone might find them entertaining.)

Its also fun to keep in mind that the only Zelda games I’ve played are Breath of the Wild and about half of Skyward Sword (trust me, I think this makes most of these funnier.)

I might update this as i have new encounters so it might get more spoilery as time goes on. But like.. its almost two months old and I just got it(expensive rip) so maybe spoiler warnings will be obsolete by then.

so SPOILERS AHEAD. Mostly minor spoilers since i’ve made next to no story progress in the game due to infinite distractibility and my inability to plan anything out ever (theres a reason i have 500 hours in botw.)

me, playing through the game trying to solve the mystery of getting to a high place: “ mmmm maybe i can climb it or rev(remembers I don’t have champion abilities) …ah”

*SPENDS TEN MINUTES WANDERING THE PERIMETER BEFORE COMING BACK AND REALIZING THERES AN OVERHANG* ”fucking hell, i was supposed to use the new ability the game literally taught me to use like three minutes ago.”

*going through a forest minding my own damn business, sees a tree fucking get up* ”WHAT THE SHIT- TREE MIMIC?”

Trying to get to Kakariko:” okay, i gotta find a path that doesn’t have a sinkhole or rot.”

*thinks again, but slower*

“did I just call the malice pool rot?”(the rw brainrot is real)

*sees a pool of malice moving around* ”what. Is. That.”

*it has hands, arms and eyes and it staring at me*

“WHAT IN THE PRINCESS MONONOKE-“*fucking books it to the tower*

Just climbing in the rain. Thats it. Botw treated me so well with Revali’s gale and infinite firestarters that I forgot about the pain that is climbing in the rain.

*goes to the central tower for the first time and sees link get FUCKING MANHANDLED by robot arms JUST to have them plug in his iphone and give him a fanny pack with a cord attached* ”What the FUCK Purah-“

*climbing up and around the colosseum ruins searching for chests or points of interests* ”Okay… so there’s gonna be lots of enemies if i remember right- more materials is good-“

*There were no enemies except a giant dragon. Of COURSE my curious dumbass went TOWARD the danger despite being unequipped*

“what the-”

*the dragon (with three heads) has a wider range of vision I guess and spots me. threat music starts*

“Oh god oh fuck-“

*in the end, Link was about five seconds away from being electrocuted to death. Luckily, despite FREQUENTLY FORGETTING to use abilities- i’m very familiar with using the map to teleport. Link lived another day (I think. Maybe I died to something else, idk)

*doing stable trotters mission* ”i’m basically their uber driver now.”

*hits a person and gets stuck not even five seconds later*

STORY BASED SPOILERS OR MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD

*enters rito village and books it to the elder, sees teba and tulin* ”oh my god is that a child”

*gushes over how cute it is that Tulin is excited to see link* just Tulin in general to be honest.

*making my way to the stormwind ark, uses tulin’s ability for like the first time* ”I like it(Tulin’s enthusiasm) Picasso.” *obtains the master sword*

“OH MY f u c - the light dragon brings you back to where Link gives the sword over and where she received it i’m gonna start crying.”

*general depression over Link and Zelda*

*beats marbled gohma and sees Yunobo next to the special stone* ”wow- can’t wait to watch the same cutscene with different commentary for the fourth time now!

*has to look up how to progress on dragonhead island because i forgot doors exist*

*Watching the intro to the dragon fight cutscene*

“Man. Mineru claimed that becoming a dragon means losing yourself but idk…. This looks pretty damn personal if you ask me.”

*Upon demon dragon lighting up in defeat*

Lit up like the fourth of july

*Sees the massive laser beam upon death8

OH THAT IS NOT THE FOURTH OF JULY

*sobbing at ending cutscene*

[the1975attheirverybest]

honestly not been to good im pretty sure im burnt out but my first exam is in less than 2 weeks so ive just got to find a way to keep going. i got absolutely nothing done yesterday and was basically in bed most of the day on a discord call with a couple friends not even talking for most of it

the whole bank holiday thing also really fucks with me because its more difficult to get a bus to go out to do revision and then theres all the coronation shit

i did however read a really good fanfic that i put off reading for ages because i thought it was gonna be shit but it was really good and now i feel dumb for not reading it when my standards for reading have dropped because i have read like pretty much anything under the 1975 on ao3

how have you been doing? - 🐸

Oh, I’m so sorry you’ve not been feeling too good lately :( burn out is real, though. And, inconveniently, seems to always hit when you don’t have time for it. I felt the same way, yesterday. Like, my dissertation chapter is due soon but I could hardly read a damn thing yesterday.

Sometimes, I think that it’s good to just take the day off when you’re feeling this way. Maybe resting will make you come back to revision with a more refreshed mindset. Though I know how difficult that is. Because when I’m resting, I’m always thinking about the work that I SHOULD be doing instead. Not very restful, lmao. Ends up just filling me with guilt. But we gotta practice this stuff and get better at taking care of ourselves.

I KNOW ITS HARD OUT THERE ON Ao3. part of the reason I STARTED writing fanfics is cuz I read basically all of it and was like “well I want more!” Haha.

I’ve been alright. Yesterday was rough mentally. But I’m feeling a tad better today and hoping to get some work done on my draft. If I ever stop procrastinating that is, lol. The end of the semester is always busy and stressful I hate it.

#🐸 anon