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fictional-worlds-are-exquisite · 3 years

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agajsksns not gonna lie being 10 feet tall sounds awesome. i have no idea how tall that is because the only thing i know about feet (that sounds so wrong) is that google is telling me that i'm 5'6 (sorry to disappoint). which is. average height right? well it doesn't feel like it coz my best friends are giants. they're both 180+ cm tall and they constantly make fun of me for being short. but honestly i win because i can always make them reach things for me.

thank you! that's very sweet, i actually only saw your reply like 20 minutes before the new year so it was right on time! i loved writing to you and waiting to hear back as well, you're a really fun person to talk to!

i know you probably won't see this for a couple of weeks before going on holiday, but have fun!

i laughed really hard at the picture my brain conjured up when reading about you dropping the vampire act and starting to pretend to be a mouse, just straight up scurrying up to the houses on all fours in a bathrobe is hilarious. i'd pay to see that. and yeah! me either. the number of times i've gone outside at night is probably like 3. that's counting that time when i went for ice cream at 11pm to the store on the other side of the street in my pajamas and then had to turn back because it apparently closes at 10 pm. that was a pretty big disappointment

a halloween themed birthday party sounds awesome! it's sort of disappointing though that you can barely remember it. the only themed birthday party i had (or at least the only one that i remember) was princess themed because i was on my princess faze back then (i was 5 or 6 i think). i still remember the sheer joy i felt at being able to wear a long fancy dress. it was brilliant

oh yeah! i'm still slightly scared of blenders because of that time. now anytime i even put my fingers close to the blade i unplug it first. also i saw you got a blender? i think we have one that's similar to the one you described. so i have a couple of suggestions! i like to make banana "ice cream". you just cut up a banana into pieces and freeze it, (i have no idea how long it takes to freeze i just generally always have frozen bananas in my freezer) then you take them out, let them sit for 10 minutes (to not break the blender when you use it) and blend them. i sometimes add frozen berries or peanut butter too! depending on what i want that day. it's great, especially because i'm slightly lactose intolerant too and i absolutely love ice cream. you can also make smoothies as you said. i usually put in mine whatever fruit we have, generally apples, bananas and oranges or grapefruits. or if i'm making one for breakfast (which i know you can't, but this is just a generally more filling option i think?) i also add spinach. you can't really feel the taste but it's supposed to be good for you and it fills you up more (it does make the smoothie super green though!). but yeah i pretty much just mix and match anything i have! also: milkshakes. ice cream, berries (optional) and milk! super easy and my little cousins love it when they visit!

ohhh your grater also seems to be out to get you. i bet it's really painful if it actually falls on your feet, because like metal. on foot. ouch. especially if it hits you with a corner! and i would definitely also get surprised every time it happened no matter how many times it did! bifocal glasses do not sound fun either tho. i would constantly forget how to use them and probably would just get headache really fast too! i get a headache from my normal glasses when i wear them (i usually wear contacts) so bifocal ones would be even worse i bet.

exactly. i had no idea what "hot" means. i thought you were supposed to use it when you thought a person was aesthetically pleasing? or like you thought they look cute? i dunno. i used it a couple of times before i realised that was not what that meant and then i was just like uhhhh yeah i'm gonna delete that word from my vocab. yeah! i think that ace and probably aro too are pretty hard to figure out because it's the lack of something.

ahahsksns i can imagine tiny Lindsey waking up on Christmas morning and running to the window expecting snow in the middle of summer and it's so funny! i can't say anything though because we have this saying in lithuanian which is used essentially when someone does something unexpected and unusual for them so you say "it's gonna snow tomorrow". as in "wow, [name] did [something super unexpected from them], it must be snowing tomorrow" (because like those are equally unexpected things i guess? but it's said in winter too so it's just something you say whenever, i'm sorry it's hard to explain!) but yeah a figure of speech. and anytime i heard that, even in the middle of summer, the next morning i'd run to my window and look for snow and when there was none, i'd just stare accusatorily at my parents. like wow, i can't believe you lied/let someone lie to me

horse races sound fun, i've never been to one though! and a picnic luch sounds awesome! i love picnics but we have them very rarely, i definitely think we should have them more often

and yeah, i get that acid reflux more of an annoyance than a problem but still! i completely agree with you about peanut butter though. it's amazing, i could eat it everyday

I know exactly how tall 10 feet is purely because I’m 5 foot so two of me is 10 foot. I barely know feet but I got used to people being confused when I was like oh, I’m 155cm! so I learnt what my height was in feet but I can really only visualise heights when I put them into centimetres. Someone can be like I’m 6 foot! and that’s great but I don’t have the faintest idea how tall that actually is. 182cm on the other hand is easy. that’s just like one ruler above my height. I can picture that. 5 foot 6 is probably average but as a short person, I consider you tall. That really isn’t saying much at my height but still sdflshdfks. Biggest benefit of tall best friends is indeed making them reach high things though.

And now we’re almost three weeks into the new year. Time seems to be flying this year. This is a very late reply indeed sdfjhskdfs. I did see this before I left but didn’t have time to reply, thank you though! I did have lots of fun. I had some birds try to invade the unit up in Orewa and I had a dotterel (I think) follow me along the beach at Ngarimu Bay playing some sort of red light green light game with me (it only moved closer and started following me again when I looked away) and I think a blackbird started some sort of mating performance at me which was flattering but uhhhh I’m a bit of a big bird mate. Maybe choose someone else. there was also beaches and gorgeous views etc etc but birds, y’know. birds.

i would 100% do that for money with no regrets. on one hand I could get a job and contribute to society. on the other hand I could do that as my main income. not a hard choice. hire me by the hour to freak your family and friends out. i have no respect for myself i’ll do it to anyone for the right price. damn. only closed one hour earlier. that’s a massive disappointment. i was out at night willingly for my high school prom and for a creative writing night at my uni and inside a car if that counts when I think my family was travelling back from the south island when I was younger. So three times that come to mind. Oh. And if stupid camp burma trails count then add a few times to that but those were not night outings I did willingly.

I can barely remember most of my life, I just assume it happened and I wasn’t just planted here at 12 years old as an alien spy. Anything’s possible though. I remember my birthday cakes more than my birthday parties to be honest with you. My mum always made the cake and when I was young she’d make fun designs. A bee, a bat, a swimming pool and a cat come to me off the top of my head. They were mostly just sponge cats but she cut them and iced them expertly. A princess-themed party seems like a very fun type of party for kids who like that. Kids always seem very happy to dress up in pretty dresses and cool outfits to attend those kinds of parties. I can imagine the joy. I know my little cousin looooves that sort of thing, and her brother isn’t willing to be left out either

thank god you unplug it first now sdfjhsdf that’s incredibly reassuring. Ooo thank you for those suggestions!!! this is great!! I was wanting to try something with bananas and that sounds easy enough. I had an apple and feijoa smoothie while I was away on holiday and all I want is another one of those. So I’m very very very interested in trying out fruit smoothies now because they seem like they can be very very tasty. Spinach seems like such an odd thing to add but I’ve heard that several times now so clearly it’s a thing. I don’t think I’ve ever even had spinach. I’ll keep it in mind though. I suppose if I just try whatever fruit we have on hand eventually I’ll get something that tastes good. I have dairy free ice cream and dairy free milk so it seems like this could work out for me in a way where I’m not regretting my entire life. Normally when I go near a milkshake I regret the day I was born.

It isn’t a super heavy grater but I have intense survival instincts every now and then so it hasn’t actually hit my foot yet. I go diving in the other direction. But I think if it did I’d probably curse a few times before moving on with my life. I don’t think it’d be THAT bad. But I live in fear regardless. oh no. do your normal glasses have a slightly wrong prescription or is this just a thing that happens when you normally wear contacts,,, I’ve never worn contacts because I fear touching my squishy eyeball and also I think my shitty eyesight is too awkward for contacts so I have no idea if that’s a thing.

oh yes haha hot has been solidly deleted from my vocab for many years except in terms of temperature. It has a word that has never naturally come to mind and I’m sure it never will. It just seems weird when I use it.

I was a fool of a child and absolutely nothing has changed there! I mean I know how hemispheres work now but I’m still a dumbass at heart. Hahahahahaha oh nooooo. That’s incredible but oh noooo. I get what you mean by the saying though, that’d make a lot of sense here honestly since it never snows ever. Locally, at least.

i think horse races are just a form of betting and losing money that is frowned upon less than actual buildings based on gambling and such. I mean I only ever attended those ones, idk if all horse races are like that, but I know there was buying tickets for whatever horse you thought would win, and if they did you got money, if they didn’t you lost money. I don’t think it was a whole lot of money ? just like a few bucks ? but maybe you could choose to bet more ? I really don’t remember how it worked, I just remember accidentally finding a ticket on the ground and handing it in only to receive some money because the horse won. I think it was like 5 or 10 bucks which seemed like a LOT to my kid self. picnic lunches are fun though. my family keeps a tartan blanket in the back of the car that we use whenever we have picnics and also whenever we get takeaways (we put it in the middle of the lounge floor as the rest of my family eats fish and chips and I eat sushi, normally). But we don’t have as many as we used to. They are fun though.

can confirm i do eat peanut butter everyday and it goes brilliantly.

#orewa is up near auckland kinda #i mean it's part of auckland but it's. auckland is just too big ok it's weird cities are weird #ngarimu bay is harder to pin down even google maps won't recognise it #it'll take you to thornton bay which is the next bay over #it's not far from thames kinda near the coromandel idk there's no big city to identify the location with #if you don't know what burma trails are they are just an excuse to torture children #ok not exactly but i hated them they scared the shit out of me #you walk through the bush at night blindfolded following a rope trying to get to the end #and you have to navigate around trees and over rocks and such #and teachers and parents scare you because they're bastards and possums MAY run over you #anyway they were awful imo #i've explained this before but idk if it was to you or someone else sdfjsdf my memory is shocking #also i cannot have grapefruit anymore and this is a terrible shame #thank u medications that hate grapefruit :)#i've been eating a marshmallow leg while typing this it's alarming how much i've gotten through #i like that they're called santa legs like children who wants to eat santa???#is it cannibalism is santa portrayed as human #technicalities are important here #uhhhh i mean have a good day!!!#Anonymous

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surveys-at-your-service · 3 years

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Survey #285

"do you have the time to listen to me whine about nothing and everything all at once?”

What does your car smell like? You assume I have a car. Would you ever let anybody else drive your car? ^ Have you ever met someone in person who you first met on the internet? Do you have plans to do that anytime soon? Yes, Sara. I want to visit her again, but right now I have no clue when that will happen. I have another friend that wants me to shoot her wedding that was planned for this year, but it was delayed to an unknown date, so. What was the last thing you used a blender for? A margarita. Have you ever got into an argument with a stranger on social media? Do you remember what it was about? Yep. There's been a couple. Has COVID had any impact on your Christmas plans this year? What’s going to change or be different to normal? Yes. Mom and I aren't coming while Ashley's inlaws are there at her house, and then I think we're going to my other sister's since she wants to cook? I've only really overheard Mom over the phone, I'm not 100%. I'm just. Going with it. What’s your favourite flavor of cake? Are you any good at making that kind of cake? Probably red velvet, or just double chocolate. I dunno. I love cake. I don't cook, though. Are you currently under any COVID-related restrictions where you live? Are people generally following the rules? Well, you're SUPPOSED to wear a fucking mask, but "it's a hoax" and "you can't make me" fuckheads don't listen, and it's poorly-enforced. You see people without them all the time. Do you still watch cartoons? I'm not opposed, I just don't watch television. Is anyone else in the same room as you right now? What is that person up to? No. Do you use Pinterest? Ha, I get most of my (unedited) avatars from there. It also gives me some pose ideas for photography. Are you wearing earrings? Ugh, no. I absolutely hate how the first holes stretched from heavy earrings. I need to get a proper tapering set if I want to actually use gauges (mind you, very small) so they look even semi-good again. I don't wear any in the second/upper holes because I think it just looks weird with nothing in the first. Do you know any sign language? Not anymore. In elementary school, we did do a play however where in one of the songs, we signed the lyrics. I remember zero. Have you ever gone on a service trip to an underprivileged country? No. Which breed of dog do you find most scary? None. Ever been to a pottery class? Not particularly, no. I've made pottery in normal art classes multiple times, though. When you were young, did you ever pretend to “marry” somebody? I have no idea. I don't have a specific memory. Don’t you just find it annoying when people get too much plastic surgery? Oh, fuck off. Is it your body? Is it there to boost YOUR confidence? Then your opinion doesn't fuckin matter. Are you the type who usually plays it safe? Yep. Who do you think about most? It's certainly not willingly, but Jason. PTSD kinda engraved his presence in my brain. How’s your grandmother? Both are dead. What’s your favourite type of cloud? Big, tall, and poofy cumulonimbus ones. Do you have a birthmark? Where? Does it look like anything? Yeah, a slightly darker brown blotch on the side of my right forearm, near the elbow. If you were blind for the rest of your life… what would you miss seeing the most? Probably people smiling. My nieces' and nephew's came to mind first. What is your most disappointing moment in life? I've been living it for years now. I'm not who I wanted or thought I would be at all. What is the best reward anyone can give you? Validation lmao. What is your favorite animal? List three adjectives to explain your choice. Meerkats, always. God, I can barely boil it down to three words. Loyal, complex, and brave will have to do. What is your favorite color? List three adjectives to explain your choice. Pink. Soft, pretty, gentle. What do you consider to be the most valuable thing you own: when you were a child/teenager/now? As a child, my big plastic crocodile named Marlin (yes, after the Finding Nemo character) that was the "main character" in my games of make-believe. As a teen, probably Rebel, the stuffed meerkat Jason gave me. Now, it's absolutely the pebble I got upon "graduation" from my partial hospitalization program. What’s the kindest act you have ever seen done? I'm not sure; I've seen a good deal. Thinking of only the ones I've seen in-person, uhhhh... wait. A couple days before my overdose, in desperation, I called Jason's house in the middle of the night wanting to talk to him. His mom answered, and she talked to me for hours with such patience and kindness to try and calm me down. I miss her a lot. Is Frozen one of your favorite Disney movies? No, I never really liked it. If you were an explorer, would you rather explore the Arctic Circle, Antarctica, or Alaska? Ohhh, Alaska. It's gorgeous and at least not absolutely frigid everywhere. How many blankets do you sleep with in the winter? I usually just have my usual thick comforter, but if I'm seriously cold, I'll grab another smaller one to wrap myself in underneath the big one. Do you know of anyone who was in labor or gave birth to a baby during a major snowstorm? HAHA my mama w/ me. Do you enjoy eggnog during the winter - with or without alcohol? EW. Do you dress any of your pets in seasonal/holiday apparel? No; I really dislike the concept of dressing your animals unless it's truly for their own benefit/warmth. Who was the last person to give you a gift? What was the reason for it? Uhhhhh. I have no idea. Are you a good cook? If so, who taught you? What’s your favourite thing to cook? NOOOOOOO. When was the last time something in your house broke? Did you manage to fix it or did you need to buy a replacement? Ugh, my laptop is fucked up. It's either the charger port, charger itself, or Mom thinks perhaps the battery. Her friend's husband is gonna look at it after Christmas. Is any part of your body hurting right now? What caused that pain? For once my legs aren't hurting. They almost always do from either muscle atrophy or them having been still for too long. The last time you made a sandwich, what did you put in there? It was just a normal 'ole peanut butter sandwich. What’s your favorite time of day? What’s your favorite thing to do at that time? First thing in the morning, because it feels like a new start. I like watching the sky change from pinkish to blue while I'm just sitting in bed checking everything. Where did you go the last time you left your house? I rode with Mom to her doctor's appointment. I didn't go in w/ her for obvious reasons, I just wanted to go on a ride and listen to music. If you eat steak, how do you like it cooked? What sauces or sides do you like to go with it? It has to be medium well. Idk what sauces are cooked into it that I like, because I don't make it. I like fries with steak, and probably Sara's mom's mashed potatoes would go well, haha. Do you prefer sweet or savory pancakes? What toppings do you have on them? I can't imagine me liking savory pancakes... I just like the usual: butter (not mandatory tho) and syrup. Are you someone who cracks their joints a lot? Which one(s) do you tend to crack and click the most? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO NO NO, I HATE THE NOISE SO MUCH. My lower spine pops a lot, though. Some fingers occasionally, too. Have you ever taken medication or tablets to help you sleep? Is this something you do on a regular basis? Yeah, I was taking Melatonin to fight insomnia for quite a while. I only stopped it because my mom was theorizing that it may have been making my nightmares worse, because her dad had AWFUL nightmares on it. I don't know if it did or didn't foor me, honestly. For you, what’s the worst thing about getting up in the morning? What about the worst thing about going to bed tonight? Knowing in the back of my mind that despite my hope, today's going to be the same as yesterday. I dread most nights the process of lying down and actually falling asleep, because it can take hours. Do you prefer regular or diet soft drinks? Not only do I think diet sodas taste bad, but the artificial sweetener gives me awful headaches, anyway. What do you tend to wear if you’re just hanging about the house for the day? I'm only always in my pjs. When was the last time you dyed your hair? Did you do it yourself or get it done at a hairdresser? Ugh... it's been a very, very long time. It was done by a hairdresser, but per usual, the color didn't stick well. I am DYING to bleach my hair so I can dye it pastel pink, light silver, or like a creamsicle orange. I edited some pictures of myself to "try" these colors on, and omg I loved them all. Does having to wear a mask stop you doing things? Is this because you struggle wearing one or you just don’t like it? Not really, no. I barely go anywhere at all though, so I have Have you ever witnessed a car accident? Or have you perhaps been involved in one yourself? Were you at fault? Yes; yes; no. How many books do you read in a year? Do you enjoy reading or do you have to really force yourself to sit down and read? VERY few. I've only just gotten back into semi-regularly reading since Sara got me into Wings of Fire. I have one friend though that is an INCREDIBLE bookworm; she keeps track of how many books she's read in a year, and she's already beyond one a day. It's incredible. If you have pets, where did they come from? A breeder, a rescue or maybe a friend who bred their pet? Roman came from Ashley's inlaws'. They have like an infestation of cats needing to be spayed, so they didn't at all mind letting me have one because I'd been wanting a cat for a long time. I love my baby boy so much. Venus came from The Gourmet Rodent, a snake breeding (and F/T rat provider, as the name suggests) business from Florida. I highly recommend them. Their customer service was fantastic when I was worried about Venus not eating. They even checked up with me a few months following my emails to ensure she was doing well. Have you ever seen an episode of My 600lb Life? No. I absolutely NEVER could. As an obese person who's been fighting her fucking ass off to lose weight for years, I don't want to be further depressed. Do you feel bad when someone asks you to hang out and you say no? Oh yes I do. Ngl, if I don't want to hang for whatever reason, I'm the kind that makes up an excuse to not seem *as* "rude" (quotations bc it's technically not rude at all, anxiety just tells me it is). When was the last time you turned down plans with someone? What did you decide to do instead? Ummmm I'm not sure. Have you ever had any “unusual” or exotic pets? If you could own any animal, what would it be and why? Do you consider iguanas or Chinese water dragons as "exotic/unusual?" Nothing stranger than that, really. I would never, ever own a truly exotic animal that wouldn't do well in captivity. I do however pretty desperately want to rescue an opposum one day, though. I positively adore them; they're my second-favorite animal. How often do you wash your hair? I don't even have a regular schedule for that anymore, honestly... I have to every time I shower because my hair gets oily FAST, but I try to put off showers as long as I can handle now because of how bad my selfcare has been for multiple reasons... What have you found the hardest about the current pandemic? Not seeing an end in sight because people are fucking dumb. Shit's not going to get better unless things drastically change. And what about the easiest? Has anything improved in your life because of what’s happened? Certainly nothing has improved. Not much has changed for me, considering I barely ever left the house to begin with. If you have multiple pets, do they get along with each other? Are they related or even the same species? They ignore each other, really. Surprisingly, even. Roman will sit on my bed and watch Venus slither about occasionally if she's out, even meerkat pose haha, and playful as he is, it's unexpected that he *does* mostly ignore her. What was the last meal you ate? Did you have anything good? Breakfast; I had Special K cereal. I've finally started to get back on track with eating okay. Do you live somewhere where strangers say hi to you in the street? Would you like to live somewhere like that? Where we live now, if you pass someone outside in the car, it's normal and really expected to give a little wave. That's very normal here in the South though, really; you don't just have to be in your own neighborhood. Have you ever tried any of those meal replacement shakes? The chocolate Equate ones are normal in my diet, actually. They're really not bad at all and played a big role in me losing ~60lbs before. Funnily enough, I haven't found a popular name brand I like, though. Cheap stuff isn't always bad. Do you make up silly nicknames for your pets or family members? "Silly" ones, not really, besides Roman. I call him "weirdo" and "crazy" a lot, but nothing truly unique. What’s your favorite thing to take photographs of? Are you actually any good at photography? Nature or boudoir (only shot it once, but I love it and the confidence it gives people). Being as modest as possible, I honestly do think I'm pretty good at it. Do you have anything interesting planned for the rest of the day? How about for tomorrow or the weekend? I haven't had anything interesting planned in eons, it seems like. Are you going to take the vaccine for COVID once it becomes available? Once it proves to be reliable and safe, hell yes. I'm doing my goddamn part in ending this shit. How much housework have you done lately? Is this more or less than usual? A bit more than usual since I haven't finished decorating my room since moving... I've been doing it very slowly and gradually. I need to just finish it already, I'm just so unmotivated. What gifts are you hoping to get for your next birthday (or Christmas, whichever one is coming up next)? I'm fucking dying to get my tat redone/improved. Been waiting since LAST Christmas when I didn't get to use my own gifted money. Do you suffer from any form of motion sickness? No. Do you contribute regularly to any Facebook groups at all? "I’m a member of plenty, but hardly ever post." <<<< Same. I react to posts a lot, though. Just don't really make my own. When was the last time you weighed yourself? Were you happy with the numbers you saw? Ugh... when I went to the doctor I think last week. I knew it'd be bad, but the verification fucking sucked. Since moving, I've gained ~30lbs. Have you got any chronic health issues? What do you do to try and manage them as best you can? YIKES I am a CATASTROPHE. I've got a dictionary of mental health issues that I'm not gonna go through individually, but I deal with them via prescription medications and therapy and sheer will. Who taught you how to drive? My driver's ed teacher. It was mandatory in HS. What was your high school mascot? A firebird. Did you go to your senior prom? Yes. What did you do after graduation? I very briefly went to a community college. What was your first job? GameStop sales associate. If my social anxiety wasn't fucking shit, I probably would have liked it. What did you want to be when you grew up? Somewhat in order: paleontologist, vet, movie director, game designer, animal biologist, video editor (VERY brief), and photographer. Writer, poet, and artist were always something I wanted to do in my free time OR full time if I was lucky. Do you remember the first time you drank a beer? I've never tried beer and don't want to. It smells fucking awful, and because my dad is a recovered alcoholic who was addicted to that in specific, I just want nothing to do with it. Did you ever try cigarettes? No. I have absolutely never understood the appeal, but with a very addictive personality and wild anxiety, I never wanted to risk it, anyway. How did you spend your summers growing up? LOADS of swimming in the pool, jumping on the trampoline, and just playing outside in general. If you could change anything from your teenage years, would you? I'd absolutely change how I found happiness only in Jason. Do you remember your first time? No, because at that time, I didn't really realize it was sex. I know that sounds weird, like "how would you not know?", but just trust me. I don't feel like retrospecting on it. I do remember our first *kiss*-kiss, though. How much did you make per hour at your first job? I don't recall. Favorite home-cooked meal growing up? I looooved spaghetti. Favorite place to eat out growing up? McDonald's, duh, lol. Did your parents live in a different country before you were born? No. They were from different states, though. Do you have a preferred coffee brand? Don't like coffee. Have you ever dated someone who was terrible with money? No. How often do you paint your nails? Never. Do you know anyone who's related to a current or former world leader? Not that I know of. Do you do your own taxes, or do you hire a professional? I don't pay taxes because I'm unemployed. What is something you don't have any natural talent for? Speaking. At all. What is something you frequently forget? "Numbers." <<<< BIG fat same. How do you feel about your body? How much I hate it is on my mind literally every waking moment of my life to some degree. Who is someone you would like to get to know better? So I have this Facebook friend Courtlynn who seems very similar to me, and I'd love to get to know her better. We interact via posts here and there, but have never seriously talked. What's your opinion on assisted suicide? I am very much for it when a person is in serious pain and recovery is not possible. Like one of my greatest nightmares is being paralyzed from the neck down, and I stg I would spite whichever fucker had jurisdiction over me living. That would be absolute torture for me. At what point do you consider a relationship to be "long-term?" A year, so long as you were consistently together. Stable. What jobs did your parents have when you were growing up? My dad's been a mailman my entire life, and he had a second job at Lowe's for a while as a carpenter. He hated it. Mom worked with computer data at the hospital when I was very young, and then she was an assitant and special needs teacher for a long time. Do they still have these jobs? Or different jobs? Or have they retired? ^ about Dad. It's his only job now. Mom is currently on disability. Do you have a cell contract plan, or are you on a pre-paid plan? Would you believe me if I said I'm unsure? Haha. I use a Tracfone, and my mom takes care of whatever plan comes with that, so idk. Would your parents be okay with you dating someone of another race? Mom, absolutely. I'm unsure about Dad. I mean he wouldn't *seriously* care so long as they were good to me, but I think he might still be kinda racist. Or he just jokes about it a lot (which should not be joked about, btw). Do you like when friends stop by unexpectedly? "No way lol. I’m very much of a loner and want to be “prepared” to spend time with people." <<<< Absolutely this. How strong are your feelings for the last person you kissed? I love her very, very much. What was the last thing someone else bought for you? Food, I'm sure. Are you attracted to the last person you exchanged numbers with? I haven't seen a picture of her in years, so I have no idea. I remember she was beautiful, though. Is music a daily part of your life? Not daily, no. Some days I only watch YT videos instead of listen to music. What do you think of country music? Not a fan at all. It's ironic considering it was my favorite genre as a little kid. There's the occasional country song I like (mostly ones from my childhood, though), but those are few and far between. Tim McGraw, now, I love. Did you go to your high school’s graduation? Yeah, even though I didn't want to. I didn't care enough about the actual ceremony. Who was the last person to message you on Facebook? What would you do if that person told you they have feelings for you? That would be the woman I took family pictures for. She's married and we barely know each other, so I can assure you she doesn't. When you apply your make-up, do you do it in a specific order? On the very rare occasion I wore makeup, yes. Eyeliner, usually eyeshadow, mascara, and most rarely, black lipstick. Does it matter to you if your significant other smokes? Yes. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? Mom, I think. Do you like where you are in life right now? HA. Is your mom overbearing? No.

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katerinafeddy-blog · 5 years

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Terrified [Dima Konovalov]

Requested by: @queenofthe-crxssroads

Summary: A party takes a whole different turn when Y/N and Dima get separated in the crowd and a terrible incident occurs. Angst-Fluff

Notes: I really enjoyed writing for Dima, he is one of my favorite people in David's vlogs. I hope you enjoy, love u xoxo

The infamous vlog squad reunited. The large group of friends brought by the one and only David Dobrik was back at it again, every single member attending a huge party thrown by the Trap House. You were beyond excited to say the least, since you were going to see some of your best friends again.

You grew up in Vernon Hills, hanging out with David, Natalie, Ilya, Dima, Alex and the rest of the gang. You held each one of them dearly to your heart. Especially Dima.

Dima has your heart ever since Senior Year of high school. You started falling in love with him a few weeks before prom when you were accidentally locked in a classroom by Ilya. Ever since then you had been inseparable but it took a few days for him to open up to you about his feelings.

You had been dating for five years now and you couldn't be more in love than you already were. Dima may be a pain in the bitch ass, as Ilya claims, but he is a total sweetheart to you. He is the kind of man any girl would love to have by her side. He was gentle, caring, loving and humorous.

The music was loud, painfully loud to be honest but it didn't matter because this is just how parties were. Dima was holding on to your hand real tight, in order not to lose you through the massive crowd. However you had to separate, you had to join Natalie, Carly and Erin and Dima had to join Ilya and the boys. He let go of you with a small peck on your lips as you squeezed your way through the crowd trying to reach your friends.

However you realized they were all hanging out with with their boyfriend's and well, third wheeling wasn't in your plans for tonight. You looked around for Dima and Ilya but none of them were anywhere around. At some point you spotted David in the crowd and got to him.

"David have you seen Dima around? I can't find him and I'm kinda worried to be honest" You questioned your friend, raising your voice so that he could hear you better. He shrugged his shoulders and pointed to his ear as you rolled your eyes "Dima! Where is Dima?"

"Ohhh... He must be at the kitchen somewhere. They brought more alcohol and Colby asked if Ilya and Dima could help. They must be there." He acknowledged as you gave your friend a thumbs up and moved towards the kitchen. However as you made your way there an unfamiliar arm was wrapped around your waist and without even looking, you knew for sure it wasn't Dima.

"Y/N Y/L/N!? Long time no see! 7 years already huh?" Of course it had to be your ex boyfriend. It seemed like world's worst cliché. To bump to your ex in a party.

"You sure have a peculiar way of alerting people your presence" You muttered knowing there was no way he heard that. "Could you let go of me now? I need to go find my boyfriend" It was obvious you didn't want to spend any more time with him. His presence made you uncomfortable and you needed Dima more than ever. And the fact he was intoxicated made your current situation even worse.

"I've had this strange tint of nostalgia lately and it doesn't seem to go away. Maybe you could help with it. Reenact the old days" You had to laugh. He really hadn't changed at all. Not even after 7 years. He was still the psychotic asshole you knew.

"I said let fucking go of me" But he never did. Just like the horrible old days he pulled you close to him, squeezed your ass and kissed your lips all while you tried to pull out of his grasp. Tears were streaming down your face as you desperately pulled the man away from you and slapped him in the face. Trisha, Heath, Zane and Jason took notice of what happened and rushed to your aid. Elton and Sam kicked the man out of the party as Trisha wrapped her arms around you and moved you to somewhere more secluded so you could calm down.

You were feeling horrible, sick to your stomach. What just happened was the worst you've felt the past 7 years. You wanted to throw up so bad and suddenly Dima came to your mind. You needed him. He'd know what to do.

"I need to find Dima, Trish... I need to find Dima.." You trembled and she pushed your hair away from your face.

"Its okay.. Matt King and Joe are on it right now. He's not answering his phone but don't worry, everything's gonna be alright." Soon enough Joe entered the room, gave you a reassuring smile and told you about Dima's whereabouts. You thanked everyone for helping you but before you left, Joe stopped you.

"Look Y/N... He doesn't know the whole story because we didn't get to talk to him. You might need to explain him what happened. " Joe informed and you nodded your head, exiting the house and moving to the backyard where Dima was reported to be seen at.

The sight in front of you damaged your heart even more than it already was considering the previous traumatizing incident. He was there in a corner with a girl talking and laughing in what looked like a non friendly way. Mustering the courage you took a couple of steps before you were right in front of the two.

"Could you leave us alone for a second? There are plenty of single men in that house, you could opt for one of them" You stated to the girl as a matter of fact before she left. Easy enough, you thought and crossed your arms looking directly at Dima "Care to explain whats going on?"

"Me?" He snapped glaring at you "How about we start with you explaining what the fuck was going on back there half an hour ago, yeah? Did it feel nice to kiss your ex after all this time?" Your eyes widened "Oh and by the way I was there. I saw you kiss him. So don't try and use any lame excuse for you cheating!" He shouted as tears filled your eyes.

"Dima you need to listen.."

"Am I not fucking good enough for you? Am I that bad of a boyfriend that you decided to cheat on me with your ex who did horrible stuff to you just like that? Wasn't my love enough for you?" He was screaming now making you even more afraid. You wrapped your arms around yourself and looked down at the floor as Dima kept yelling. Your head was pounding and your shoulders were shaking and the worst part was, Dima wasn't listening.

Thankfully Ilya caught up on what was going on and pushed you behind him.

"Are you fucking kidding, Dima? Can't you just listen to what the fuck she has to say instead of going rage mode? Look at her dude! She is your fucking girlfriend and she is afraid of you! Actually, not afraid, she's petrified of what happened in the party and that you won't fucking listen to her! You don't get to scream at her for something she had no control over and wasn't her fault! " Ilya barked at Dima and you stood behind him slowly moving your body so that Dima could see you better "I will leave you guys to it and if I hear anything, I will beat your ass"

"Y/N what does he mean?" Dima asked a lot more gentle now, his angry expression now changed to a soft one filled with worry.

After a long explanation as to what really happened at the party earlier, Dima was crying himself. He was crying because he had yelled at you for something that wasn't in your control. Because he wasn't there to protect you from the man that scarred your soul deeply. He felt horrible.

"Dima it doesn't matter... You didn't know" You reassured but still he couldn't bring himself to look at you. He ran a hand through his hair as he gazed up at the sky.

"It does matter Y/N... I wouldn't blame you for hating me now. This monster harassed you once again and I promised I would never let him hurt you ever. And my jealousy got the best of me. And then I flirted with this girl to get back at you because my stupid ass thought you were cheating on me.. And I scared you by screaming right at your face when none of it is your fault" Groaning he leaned back against the wall challenging himself to look into your eyes. He expected you to turn around and leave him standing there alone regreting being such an asshole to the person he loved the most in his entire life. But instead he watched as you threw yourself into his arms and embraced him tighter than you ever had in the entirety of your five year relationship. And he did the same. He wrapped his arms around you as he felt your tears soaking his shirt "I'm so sorry baby... I'm so fucking sorry I yelled at you. I'm so fucking sorry I thought you cheated on me and didn't believe you. I'm so fucking sorry I flirted with this girl earlier. I'm so fucking sorry I wasn't there to protect you babygirl." He rambled, his voice coming out shaky as he sobbed into your hair "I love you so fucking much Y/N/N... Losing you would kill me."

"I love you too Dima, more than anything. I would never cheat on you-"

"I know baby... I know.." He kissed your forehead and rocked the both of you back and forth "Do you want to go home? You've had a long day baby girl" He whispered into your ear after you had both collected yourselves. You nodded and he led you outside the property and called an Uber to come pick the pair of you. He had his arm around you the whole time, not just to protect you but also to assure himself that you were right there with him.

During the ride home you fell asleep in his arms and he kissed your forehead mumbling sweet nothings into your ear.

This night Dima vowed to himself three things. The first being to never leave you alone at parties and the second to never yell at you again. Seeing you kissing another man ripped his heart but seeing your terrified face as he yelled threw it to a blender and shredded it. And last but not least...

He vowed to always love you unconditionally.

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wrong-wand · 6 years

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Bad Daddy

Ship: Ronald Weasley x Wife!Reader, George Weasley, Small Weasley child, mentions of Molly Weasley.

Warnings; none, A-typical cursing. Possible divorce in Ron’s future.

A/N: I have no requests at this very moment in time! Request something new or maybe even a sequel to something I’ve already written.

Gif is not miiine - credit goes where credit is due.

Walking along the cobblestone path you proceeded down a smaller side street attached to Diagonal alley, your son’s hand gripped tightly around your woollen scarf as he shivered softly ever so often in your arms, still not used to caring through the cold winter climate; even in his tiny parka. Your husband walked alongside you with a big grin on his face and the ‘baby bag’ slung over his shoulder, his blazing locks, darkened by winter sun (or lack there of), hidden under a toque.

“I honestly can’t wait for this evening, the first real afternoon to ourselves in almost three years - it’ll be great!”

Your husband continued to excitedly chatter about all the plans he’d made for the rest of the week after finally , though hesitantly, agreeing to enrol your son at a wizarding daycare centre for magically precarious children, it was a schooling concept you weren’t excited for, even if the brochure your husband brought back seemed mighty inviting.

Ron had spent a little under a year trying to convince you that your son often lost control of his magic when in his fathers care and often found himself in dangerous situations - like the time he set the blender a flame or accidentally flooed him and his father to a remote part of Lithuania with his baby babble and a handful of floo powder. They did however come back with a lovely pastry you couldn’t remember the name of. After finding him crying and mysteriously tangled in the upper part of the living room curtains you had agreed to let him spend a bit more time with Molly during the week, but that seemed to have the complete opposite reaction from what was intended. So here you were, walking your son into his first day of daycare with your husband by your side and probably an angry Molly to deal with later in the evening when your son eventually told Grandma what mummy and daddy did.

Leaving your son in the care of a precious bubbly elderly woman made you feel a little better, although the teenager dressed in all black with a chain around her neck and spikes coming off of her finger nails seated in the back on the puzzle carpet did leave you feeling a bit antsy.

A cold hand gripped your slightly smaller, warmer one as you walked away from the facility; your sons cries for mummy breaking your heart with each step.

“You hear that love?”

“You mean the sound of my three year old’s faith in me being permanently terminated?”

“No, (y/n)! That’s the sound of freedom!”

“I don’t think you’re hearing what I’m hearing, cause I’m hearing the sounds of Molly kicking my arse is what I’m hearing!”

“Well that has nothing to do with m-“

“He’s already been programmed to say ‘daddy made mummy do it’ so I would think again, Ronald.”

“Merlin...”

The walk to Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes wasn’t too horrible in the windy weather, though it was silent. Entering the building always made you feel such joy, it was open and welcoming, almost always filled with children running around and giggling while popping fire...crackers-

“Ron...?”

“Hmm?”

Your husband glanced back at you as he stopped talking with one of the newer employees, a smaller girl obviously only there for a little extra money over the summer before school started back again.

Your husband’s gaze became confused with furrowed brows as he gazed upon your paled complexion still slightly red from the chilly weather outside, your eyes significantly widened as if in alarm.

“W-we just left my angel in a school meant for troubled children with explosive tendencies..”

“Love, I’m sure ms PcWilliam can handle a few temper tantru-“

“No,Ron! These are wizarding children-!”

“There’s nothing wrong with wizarding children love- you were a wizard child and so was I, he’ll be fine.”

“No, you’re not getting it! Explosive tendencies don’t mean aggression, Ronald! Explosive tendencies mean explosive children!”

You watched as your husbands eyes widened then preceded to blink a few times as his brother, and your brother in law, turned the corner.

“I heard explosive wizarding children, are we taking about that sketchy daycare service down the road? The one located at the other end of knockturn alley?”

“What,” you whimpered, bringing your hands up to cover your mouth as you gasped for breath - you were about three seconds away from lung collapse, heart failure, an aneurism, maybe a little bit of a stroke, what the hell - add a bit of indigestion in there while you’re at it.

“What do you mean it’s on the end of knockturn alley?! It’s on Mable’s court!”

“Mable was the name of one of the women burned during the witch trials, and rightfully so, she was a nasty old hag; thought it was okay to hold people underwater as punishment - yeah, anyway, it melts into the opposite end of the street, they changed the name like a century ago cause of bad business. Only thing I’ll ever remember from Professor Binn’s class.”

You shrieked as you ran out of the building , sprinting down the street and pushing people out of your way, children, elderly, and adults alike; to save your precious baby and preserve whatever innocence was left of him.

“(Y/n), love! Cmon - it can’t be that-“

“YOUR MOTHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS RONALD! “

Ron, George and the now very frightened new employee all watched as you shoved people out of the way in your hysterical effort to get back to your son. Your body disappearing down the road, slipping as you attempted to take a sharp corner and proceeded to crash into the Knockturn alley street sign before sprinting down the street.

“You know, I always thought me and Fred would be the first to be disowned, but I think you’re about to be the first, dearest Ronnie-kins.”

Silence enveloped the roomas they watched people collect themselves outside the store after having been pummelled in your haste to get back to the daycare.

“You said you had an extra room upstairs right?

“Yeah,”

“I’m gonna nee-“

“Not for you though,” George proceeded to walk in the opposite direction of his now yelling brother, dragging the little employee along with him, explaining the different sections of the store.

Extended ending

“Mummy, am cold,”

“I know sweet pea, we’re gonna go ask uncle Georgie if he has a towel to dry you off with okay? Then you can snuggle with Grandma at the burrow,”

Your boots crunched the little pieces of ice hidden amongst the snow as you trudged your way back to joke shop. Your son fidgeting to wipe away his damp hair from his eyes and the water droplets that followed.

“Is d-daddy gonna g’ome?”

“Why don’t you ask Grandma if daddy should come home okay?”

“Okie”

“You remember what I taught you yesterday, right?”

“Mhm, ‘D-daddy made mummy d-do it’ !”

“Good boy!”

You stroked your sons wet head as he shivered in the crook of your neck, soaking wet and dunked in water for eating snack early.

Ohhh the ministry is gonna hear from you and Molly Weasley with a very strongly worded lettered - you know what, screw the letter, they’ll hear the strong words in person.

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