#one like and ill do it /j

[galaxirin]

The insane thought to finally snap and drag out my major from the depths of my mind to finally post where I exactly think Yharnam, Cainhurst, and the Hamlet are in the equivalent of the real world

#one like and ill do it /j #unless #rin rambles #bloodborne

[caruliaa]

staff still hasn't given me polls, what should i do?

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their moms 69%

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their dads 31%

grace image os i get to look at her

#edit: edited the og post to what i want but to set the record straight i edited to the post to be mathematically correct right after the #first person pointed it out which was like ten mins after i posted the og post. now fuck offf !!!!! the rest of the tags r from the og post #for some reason i feel very immature making your mom jokes about tumblr staff. which i shldnt !! #bc they suck nd they still havent given me polls. but i ig i feel imature bc it a your mom joke 😭 but still i tihnk its kinda funny #EDIT: edited the post to what i want bc yall were getting annoying . but to set the record straight i edited to post to be mathematically #also its *mum* not mom okay i am NOT !! an american . but if i say mum everyone will j be like 'omg british' like i dont know i am #anyway. i want polls please. give me the rigght to force my mutuals chose between the most inane things #also i tihnk it wld b cool for the cs weekly blog. like w each episode #i cld do a poll of like. out of five stars what do u think of this ep #and it wld b a cool thing of which eps r ppls faves #also i cld have like. whose ur fave in team red whos ur fave in acme etc #id prob just have to go with vile faculty bc theres more than 10 ppl in vile. and ppl wld kill me if i didnt include nel the ell or whoever #it wld b fun !!! #oh btw csweekly thats i thing i want to start. prob on uhhh the 11th of feb ill post abt it more but its basically #a tag/blog for watching cs one ep a time watching one ep every saturday #ya !! :3 #flappy rambles #inaccessible #ask to tag #(<- idk. just in case)

[krashlite]

Millie Warm the Kettle,,,

i thought too hard abt bigb's POV and how in both 3L and DL he's caught between two alliances- one with grian and one with ren

something something damned if he does, damned if he doesn't

#bigbstatz fanart #grian fanart #rendog fanart #martyn and pearl are there too but its not abt them sh #did all this in a day and i feel like its obvious aha #anyways ill never be over blue sword boys ill never be over how he was the last knight of dogwarts #and i will never be over the cheater arc #c!bigb did nothing wrong #thats a solid I Guess on the trafficshipping #and to that one reblogger YES I GAVE INTO THE PANDERING #I AM NOT IMMUNE TO SONG PROPAGANDA #also what’s funny abt this is this is a part of my secret soulmates propaganda campaign #you like toxic yaoi?? well boy howdy do I have a duo for you /j #he sure does like goofy guys with homocidal tendencies huh

[gammija]

he would not say that, podcast/book edition:

#thin martins.... #joos yaps #now that this post has a few reblogs: its fun to read the tags #most fun ones are where its clearly personal taste #ill add a few more petty ones of my own; #elias does not have eye earrings. he has eye cufflinks at best otherwise he dresses like the boring bureaucrat he is #used to be for emo/grungy jon but i was worn down and will now begrudgingly accept it as a phase in uni #(though he was Not In A Band. i stand by that) #for all of the latter ones i hope its clear i dont personally mind if people make fanworks which disagree. but they're wrong/j #thin martins are annoying on another level which ive gone into before and wont do now #oh right blond hair/blue eyed martin. no. #and any jon with a small anime nose isnt jon #again want to be clear: apart from thin martin this is all a matter of taste and in good fun plz keep drawing ostentatious eliasses

[purrvaire]

he was in the silliest goofiest mood ever

#one last meme for the road #until the season comes out that is #then when ill be sane-ish again i promise ill make more #(threat) #the thing that SENDS me about this fit is david's hairbands that he uses irl #like sir you're doing everything in your power to be babygirlified #anyway #i still feel clinically insane about the trailer #hot girl summer is out unhinged celestial entity summer is in #crowley #anthony j crowley #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #good omens season 2 #go season 2 #tumblr text meme #user purrvaire #david tennant

[lovesickeros]

☆ the dove

{☆} characters tsaritsa {☆} notes cult au, imposter au, drabble, gender neutral reader {☆} warnings violence, blood {☆} word count 0.7k

Her hands are weapons, forged in a tragedy as much as a war of ash and blood that seeps into the earth and rots it from within. To them, however, she is salvation. Her hands are a kindness, not a threat. She sees it in their puffy, red eyes just brimming with tears, their fragile body so delicate and weak is still remains marred by wounds new and old – the gold still stains their skin, even long after it had been washed away.

She has seen it all – and she takes the injured dove beneath her wing with the sickly sweet promise that someday she shall mend its broken wings and teach it to fly again.

And in their stupor, they do not see her clip their wings.

It is for the best.

The wolves still salivate below the nest, waiting for her little dove to fall again – no, she shall not send her little bird to fly when it will just fall into their waiting maws once again.

This..this one is hers, she has decided.

Her little bird who dreams of the sky and the woman who clips their wings..what a tragic pair they must make, she thinks.

Not for her, of course. Yet not to them, either, unaware of the way she grounds them and keeps the key to their cage tightly in her fist.

"Tsaritsa?" The soft, meek lilt of the little bird draws her from her reverie, and she smiles – all teeth and little else, wolfish and predatory.

Yet the bird sees nothing but love in the sharp points of her canines.

As it was meant to be.

"Yes, little bird?"

She coos in honeyed tones, brushing her cold, cold hands against their skin, reveling in the way they shiver and shake beneath the ever present chill in her very bones. They do not fear the claws that ghost across their skin, and the smile they offer that illuminates their eyes like stars only proves her right – she wants to devour them whole. To see the stars in their eyes burn out beneath her teeth, their golden blood burn upon her tongue and down her throat.

"You promised to take me to the gardens today, remember?"

Her pearly, sharpened fangs peer out beneath her lips as she grins wider, unnerving to all but the little bird who sees not the wolf but the wool it wears, her hands finding their place upon their shoulders as she whispers into their ear.

She will guide her little bird where they cannot go, where their clipped wings cannot take them.

She will give them that bittersweet taste of freedom and then watch them try to catch the stars..

Just to drag them back down to earth where they belong.

"Of course, Creator – I am a woman of my word, am I not?"

Such sickly sweet lies come to her with ease – she lies and she lies and they do not see past the woolen cloak of the wolf until its jaw has snapped around its throat and its blood has painted the world a shimmering gold.

She will delight in that, too.

"If I may be so bold, Creator, you have been distant lately..have you grown tired of me already?"

Her words were as sharp as a blade, yet as dull as a rock, as sweet as they were dangerous. Like watching a mouse trap luring in its prey, she would snap it shut as soon as the little bird strayed too close.

"No! No, that's not..you've just been busy lately, I didn't want to intrude."

They remind her so much of a rabbit in those moments, and she so badly wants to know what would happen if she just took a small, insignificant bite..yet she restrains herself with a far too wide smile, her jaw clenched so hard she almost thinks they will hear it creak.

"Intrude? You could ever hardly intrude, Creator – what is mine is yours. Though, perhaps I shall have to lock you in my room to ensure you compensate me for depriving me of your presence."

In just a few short words, she snares the rabbit – her little bird, her Creator. They will see nothing but the sickly sweet lure of her smile, letting out a pretty laugh of their own as they press closer, like a bird wandering into the open maw of the beast lying in wait.

"As long as it has a nice view, I suppose I won't mind."

They jest, but she does not. And oh, how easy it is to ensnare an unsuspecting prey.

"Of course, Creator – just for you."

It won't be long until her little bird returns to its gilded cage, now. Permanently.

It is better that way.

#sagau #genshin sagau #self aware genshin #genshin impact sagau #self aware genshin impact #fic tag #tsaritsa #imposter au #another absolutely normal tsaritsa post. this fic is kinda old i just forgor 2 post it um #hope shes so fucked up in game she makes dottore look like a saint its getting a little 2 nice around here #give me morally reprehensible women #also here 2 remind everyone im still tsaritsa ceo /j #carrying her 2 fans on my back fr /j #no one gets her like i do............ #the inherit tragedy of loving a woman who has rid herself of the ability to love........... #the tragedy of a woman who had only ever loved rejecting it now. even her people have fallen out of love with her #theres smth 2 be said abt cryo being the element of the archon of love but if i start talking abt her i wont stop #anyway she kisses women. girlkisser (canon) #shes so lesbian #anyway thats it thats the ted talk ill be back next monday /j

[weirdway-jester]

@maxity666 pspspsppspsps

#hope you like it #couldnt really find a good pose but maybe ill do a better one next time #now give me a trophy/j

[quinn-pop]

yet another oc that only exists because i wanted to write something very specific

(middle is a little older, hence her scar healing. i like to think she gets a glass eye at some point)

anyway this is mira! (they/she) since that wip is almost 20k words and counting i won’t give away too much but long story short she’s the result of meta going “one last time, i promise” and adopting yet another kid

also galaxia kinda indirectly picked the name :)

i’ve mentioned before that i headcanon that pretty much all astrals are autistic and this is just kinda an extension of that. whereas meta tends to suppress his emotions and conform to others, mira…doesn’t. she gets uncomfortable and upset and lashes out at people easily, and working through their emotions is no small task.

the main reason i chose to write them that way was for the sake of narrative but i’ve grown attached to it because there’s a lot of ideas there i’d like to explore. stuff about navigating emotions and relationships when existing is so suffocatingly uncomfortable. it’s not something i could center around Kirby himself, but i think it makes sense with a post character development meta knight.

they are very loved (omg oldee cameo???)

kirby was definitely very excited to have younger siblings after being used to being the youngest in the room for so long!! (with the like. one and only exception being gooey.) he’s super affectionate with both of them and wants to have a close relationship one day, but for now mira is pretty unappreciative of that fact lol. they don’t like being pestered for hugs

everyone else is okay tho

(i know that’s hard to read. oops. “obvious bite marks”. siblings being siblings.)

mira also has a very love/hate relationship with the egg kid, being so close in age they kinda Have to get along but in typical sibling nature they also fight a lot. sure it’s probably rough for a while but i think in the end they’d be good buddies. maybe not as close as Kirby and Bandee but still.

anyway i have a lot of thoughts and am very busy but. i’m really enjoying writing about all this lately it’s been fun ^^

#I picked a name and then proceeded to write a comic in pen in which i used that name and posted it #and only after all that did i learn that mira is becoming a very popular name. which i generally avoid #but oh well. it’s stuck #im gonna be completely honest a lot of how i pick names for characters is based off of how many puns i can make out of it #im sorry to disappoint you with that information /j #kirbyposting #my art or something #meta knight #kirby #king dedede #metadede #Kirby oc #semi future au #I swear i’ll introduce oldee one day im just bad at having drawing ideas #also trying very hard to not make self deprecating comments over some of this art cause i just. don’t really want to spend forever redrawing #stuff anymore. like I used to do for a lot of these posts. It’s whatever #anyway kinda a part two to yesterday’s post (as in: I made sure they were both ready at the same time so i could queue them together lol) #weirdly enough this isn’t all that different from my dmk interpretation #i can’t really decide what color she is either #part of me wants to say bright blue red eyes because i think that would look absolutely sick but that seems like a bit too much blue #all things considered #maybe bright yellow blue eyes idk ill figure it out later (maybe)

[mangokabuto]

Some genderbend sketch before bed <3

(bonus below cut. I got carried away w/ usopp lmao)

OH FUCK I FORGOT NAMI'S TATTOO LMAOOOO IGNORE THAT SORRY..

#my art #genderbend #i didnt do luffy but in my defense i think he/she would look the exact same #inspired by that ''outfits fem usopp would wear'' post u know the one #the last 1 is supposed to be like. og nami meets femusopp cause universe shenanigans. n they're both trans its important 2me that u kno tha #but if u want it to be og nami and og transfem usopp then. im not a cop lol #(i hc og usopp as transmasc so his genderbend-verse self is transfem. ye) #her name is Usagi. to me <3 #''to me'' i stole that name hc from someone on insta lol #fem sanji is like the rich working woman in a hallmark christmas movie. see the vision?? #zoro looks The Same but w an undercut and her earrings are on the other ear #i knowww i didnt do franky or brook or chopper but i WILL #oh i also stole the idea for femsopp's little front braids from someone else!! not my idea but they r 2cute #you can claw my piercing hcs out of my cold dead hands #dont mention the lack of tattoo or ill car hammer explosion you #i didnt do usopp's nose cause i just dont draw it half the time. what r u gonna do arrest me /j

[lilac-hecox]

What I love/hate about Smosh is that they can give us the exact video we want, but if it isn't the particular dynamic we wanted, the video is RUINED.

#/j #but ill never forgive them for not putting anthony in the newest fan fic put theater while he's been in like 2 other ones #and if they do this nancy drew stream without spommy.. #smosh #smosh games #smosh pit #we just like our little guys

[fishyfishyfishtimes]

Going from only knowing about Monster Prom through fan content and some YouTube let’s-plays to actually playing the game myself made me go from thinking Miranda was the least interesting character to realising how cool and funny she is and having her be my absolute favourite character, and I couldn’t be happier <3 If Miranda had 1 fan it would be me and if she had zero fans I would clearly be dead!! And I’m really NOT saying this because I would be executed if I went against the Vanderbilt monarchy!!!

#i have a strong love-hate relationship with monster prom but i love trying to get all the endings >:) #i can only play on the weekends but so far i have 14 endings! taking every character to prom and getting rejected by every character count #as only two endings i think. #i also love miranda vanderbilt and its so silly but i look forward to seeing her TToTT is this what people with waifus feel like /j #every now and then i just go “i love miranda. did you know that?” to my sister and then every time i explain in great detail why #maybe one day ill write a character analysis… i like doing those. but not today! #rare ranch gamer post #not fish

[anxiously-sidequesting]

To me personally malistaire is the funniest and most pathetic villain wizard101 has ever had AND I MEAN THAT SINCERELY!!! Between doomed children who have been manipulated, groomed, and isolated into becoming products of their environments, someone scorned who has been punished unfairly by having your biological heart torn out your chest and turning your children and all of reality against you to satiate their own ego, a nonhuman entity so powerful and so clueless they unintentionally threaten the lives of everyone around them, Malistaire FELL DOWN BRO. Like yeah you're bitchless now. You and me both. Get in line. Everyone in this room is bitchless. We are ALL living that ✨💅🏾💃🕺 Single Life™. You are a middle-aged man. Cope

#this post is lighthearted btw JELAJWODJTU i aint actually mad #but like...... malistaire as a villain is kinda mid though im sorry. IM SORRY ill take the L opinion if i have to #its one thing if he lost his wife to unfair systematic negligence or thru someone else's doings or smth but. no she just got sick bro 😐 #HWMSNFLEKSDIDOA EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE I WILL GIVW A BAD OPINION AND THIS IS ONE OF THEM. i cant be right ALL the time /j #like if i dont focus on malistaire's motives and just his ACTIONS he seems super metal #but then he does ALLLLL of that heinous shit because his wife died. like thats absolutely very sad but damn get a grip #(fandom starts breaking in my windows and drags me out into the street) IM SORRY IM SORRY LOOK ITS JUST NOT MY CUP OF TEA #ive never been invested in those Mr. Freeze types of villains where a person they love dies due to normal circumstances- #and they go fucking BERSERK. they LOSE IT. they go like “well okay fuck the entire world i guess nothing matters” and then kill people #LIKE IF IT'S DONE IN A CERTAIN WAY I CAN BE INVESTED but more often than not to me? its just kind of funny #like “okay damn there was only ONE person keeping you from being a national criminal? okay” #and you know what? thats a mood actually. thats a mood #without my cat i probanly would have become the president by now #for some reason its a little diff for me if its like a child you lost and idk why #like if malistaire lost a kid instead of his wife id probably be more inclined to feel bad and thats terribly fucked up JSLSJSJSJ #you know what its also bias because in some shape or form i relate to all the other villains. morganthe and duncan especially #whereas in malitsaire's case i have never been married. which i mean doesnt stop me from tryna be more synpathetic i guess but im just not #ONCE AGAIN FEEL VERY BAD FOR HIM AND SULVIA. like losing someone to sickness or any reason really is a serious thing #but in terms of a fictional setting with fictional characters where one of them decides to commit genocide over it? 🧍 like okay boo u do u #i will gladly give up my mantle for the “most reasonable opinions” guy in the fandom foe this one. i deserve it #wizard101 #w101 #wiz101 #text posts #malistaire drake

[slightlyunconventional]

j/on s/ims the type of guy to wait until the very very last second before pausing a tape to sneeze...... like?? he definitely is in denial about needing to sneeze despite it literally being about to happen

#now im imagining his voice slooowly getting breathier and breathier with the occasional hitch between words- #-and then the tape clicks on and off and suddenly hes back to normal (for now) #what if he was about to sneeze and then. tried to turn off the recorder but slipped/missed or wtv and didnt have time to try again #imagine THAT in a recording #then maybe t/im (idk much about him yet tbh) is listening back to the tapes and comes across this one #talks to j/on about it while trying not to laugh #j/on is very grumpily like “yes i know ill have to rerecord it dont REMIND me” #and t/im is like “actually thats pretyy funny you should leave that in” #cue j/on being all “do you have any idea how *disgusting* .... blah blah blah.... MORTIFYING not to mention UNPROFESSIONAL- #“-(indistinct pissed-off rambling)” #t/im is like “ok chill i was joking pleas e” #Sorry that got away frkm me a bit #k talks #t/ma

[lairmadness]

How about that Ogerpon

Please read the tags!

#Hi its me! mod dox here #I wanna say that Im really sorry for the sudden disappearance of this blog #i promise we dont want to drop it (or at least. i dont want to) #we havent been back for 2 major reasons: #1. ive been Very burnt out. I just got a job and its made doing art a little difficult #plus post artfight burnout (plus i got SEVERELY injured during artfight) #and so ive been having to slowly train myself back into drawing so! thats why we got an ogerpon #2. i havent heard from mod tracker in almost a month and a half. i dont know where they are or what theyre doing #and i cant run the blog alone. so im sorry! #if worse comes to worst ill try to draw up the next update myself but im hoping mod tracker is ok! so. yea #ill be around if youd like to send an ask or what not #my main is doxilline-alien and my discord is doxillinealien so! #feel free to come over and talk to me. but ill also answer asks on this blog if you wanna send something here! i just cant update the story #so sorry about how informal this post is tracker is gonna kill me for fucking up the tag system/j #mod dox #ooc #lairmadness #ogerpon #teal mask dlc #side note i think ogerpon is one of my favorite pokemon now. little child. mine is name Mint

[nikki-handholder]

My favourite no setpose mermaid tail poses

#shining nikki #my styling #no appropriate top disease #i actually do have the Zoe beach top #but it's GLITCHING and making Nikki neon pink #new lighting and enchanted mist filter #also it took 130 pulls for the tail... sobs #10k down... #i really do want the animated poses #but i like jellyfish more #so ill j settle for these poses #enchanted mist makes the tail look so gorgeous #rly brings out the colour at the end of the tail #one of the best filters for sure

[mako-ink]

Can I get the medal for biggest Leon lover yet… I’ve been drawing him for so long and I have more art of him I’ve made than I do some of my ocs…. Clawing my way to the top as the biggest Leon fan because I AM

#I’ve gotten so sick over this man liking him hurts #no one understands him quite like I do (delusional) #I need to do my in depth Leon analysis essay/spreadsheet thing once finals are over #dislyte #digital art #art #digital artist #original art #fanart #dislyte fanart #dislyte leon #artists on tumblr #No one can love a character more than a previously heavily mentally ill autistic person /j