i immediately deleted the ask i got because it's fucking braindead but im gonna post about it anyway.
if you have to start with "you CLEARLY only consume popular/recent media you need to watch unpopular/ancient media instead" and go on to detail why i'm wrong and why i should pry my eyes open like clockwork orange and force myself to watch fictional characters with zero established compatibility lick each other's necks to whatever the current iteration of shape of you is nowadays/was back then? you're actually stupid. like genuinely you're a dipshit full stop.
no the fuck i don't need to watch X Y Z or the sequel prequel spinoff. i dont need to do fucking anything that you insist i 'need' to force me into your blowhard bitch brigade full of self-fellating schmucks.
you ''need'' to sniff a flower and feel the wind on your face. bask in the dappled sunlight under a tree and eat some sliced fruit. jackass.
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The Meet Cute but in a D&D setting:
Phee, an Arcane Trickster: You're a handsome devil, what's your name.
Tech, a Bladesinger Tiefling: Like all tiefling clones I am derived from a demon, not a devil. Devils are--
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I am constantly reminded that a lot of people who are really into fps games have very confusing and counterproductive ideas about what an online multiplayer experience should be like. the vibe keeps coming back to "if the game isn't letting me pubstomp freely then it's bad" and it's very jarring
like it's not just an fps thing and these people do exist in other genres of competitive multiplayer games, but coming from FGC circles I'm so used to like, sportsmanship being a factor in how people think about competition. like if you want to just steamroll through a game with little resistance play singleplayer/co-op games or play bots in tf2 or something, but in multiplayer settings, you have to have some level of respect for the other people in a lobby and understand that they're also there to have a good time.
...which is why sbmm is good! when implemented competently it makes sure that everyone in a lobby is of comparable skill and has an equal chance to learn and do something cool! nothing is more demotivating in a competitive game than being on a receiving end of a pubstomp, and games should try to make sure new players don't just get fed repeatedly into meat grinders for better players' amusement! gah!!
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[slams fist, screeching]
ASDJKHDASJKHDKJAWSHASJDKDSAAKHDKJHSKSDSHADJKDS
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS WENT OVER MY HEAD AAAAAAAAAA
AND THEY INTERACT JUST LIKE HOW I IMAGINED THEM SDASHDKSAJHKJASDHDSKAJHDSKJHKSDAJ
AND THIS SCENE
IDK THE CONTEXT BUT THE FACT THAT WHEN CECIL TOLD HIM THAT??? AFTER EARLIER WHEN BARTZ COMFORTED HIM???? MY HEARTTTTT
im so sorry for screaming i just im eating so much rn this is more than most of my ships aaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Literally aren't you all tired of assigning malice to women's every fucking step 💀
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that wedding was insane there was a sermon in the ceremony where the guy talked for like 45 minutes and showed a calvin and hobbes cartoon just to be like.. you can't rely on anything just jesus because youre worthless scum or whatever AND ENDS WITH A PLUG FOR HIS ALPHA COURSE and like the best mans speech was a prayer also these are two 30 year olds who've never lived together and the pastor goes "the first thing [name+name] want to do together as husband and wife is pray" and im like uh huh is it now.... but it was slay how they both vowed to submit to eachother I guess. I feel like im returning to earth from am expedition to another planet that was literally not real 😭😭😭
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Simon -Ghost- Riley...
"(...) Ghost’s real name is Simon Riley and he grew in Manchester, England and he grew up a really bad childhood. His brother was really mean to him and always would wear a skull mask at night to scare Simon. Simon’s father was really abusive towards Simon and often made him do really screwed up things. Apparently Ghost was a apprentice butcher at a grocery store but joined the military due to the 9/11 attacks. He eventually joined the SAS. However, when returning home a few years later, he found his brother and mother in really bad conditions. The brother took drugs and kept stealing from his mom to keep having the drugs. Simon didn’t return to the military until he had changed and helped his family get back on their feet. Simon got them back to good and his brother had a wife and kid.
Now here’s the really messed up parts. Simon was tasked with taking down the Zaragoza Drug Cartel who was ran by Manuel Roba. He and his team were going to make a move on them until the team’s commanding officer, Vernon, betrayed and ratted out the team. Simon and his team were tortured in brainwashing facilities for months. Vernon couldn’t break Simon and ended up ordered to die by Roba. Simon was buried alive with Vernon and broke out with Vernon’s jawbone due to Vernon’s rotting corpse. Simon ended up crossing the border to Texas and got healed from injuries but suffered from temper-management issues which didn’t allow him to return back to active duty. He later met up with two of his former teammates, Sparks and Washington but he found out that they were both broken and brainwashed by Roba. He ended up trying to kill Sparks but Washington interfered. He returned to his home to find his mother and his brother and his family all dead. He killed Sparks and Washington and then went on his journey to find and kill Roba. He worked solo and killed Roba and his men and ended up being recruited by General Shepard to join Task Force 141."
— Youtube comment about Ghost origin story
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