#or if my fbi agent is watching

[eldritch-ambrosia]

Do you ever think about how for almost 1000 years there's this story about a King named Arthur with an old man wizard advisor named Merlin and then in 2008 (and onward) it got rewired to where we're writing fanfiction and making art and edits of them kissing?

If you told someone 20 years ago that you wanted to see King Arthur and Merlin kiss they would've thought you were crazy.

#bbc merlin #bbc merthur #merlin #merthur #arthur pendragon #fanfiction #fanart #i was writing something for them and i use google docs and it tried to auto insert 'King' before Arthur at one point #and I just thought #if ai is learning to write by stealing fanfiction of these two #or if my fbi agent is watching #and they think it's the old man wizard and arthur #that's weird

[thisnightissparkling089]

When you go to Google something for writing purposes and Google is all "this girl needs help." 🤦🏼‍♀️

#the rookie #chenford #fanfiction #writing problems #just writing things #my fbi agent watching my search history wondering wtf is wrong with me

[thatsrightice]

So there is a movie about gay fighter pilots and none of you told me about it??? I'm smh-ing my frickin head so hard rn

#i was planning on procrastinating writing my fic but instead i find this? #brb gonna go try and watch it #if you're my fbi agent no i'm not #lowkey hope they do it against a plane #i know nothing about this movie #yes i know smh means shaking my head #i like planes #they like planes #they also like each other #Youtube

[dyrewrites]

Making faces while writing the description of faces...and thanking the hour for no one being around to see me.

#except for you fbi agent watching through my camera #i am absolutely not pantomiming a murder #writing rambles

[bajablastable]

black water submerging boats..

#he xuan #tgcf #heaven official's blessing #i just wanted to practice not drawing chibis #then the harsh reality of not being good at coloring hit me. when in doubt do lineless #to the fbi agent watched me google things ranging from 'ANIME SIDE PROFILE' to 'fish skeleton' i can explain #fun fact i planned for him to be in water #then i was like oh my god how do you draw water #THEN i was like how do u draw i nthe DARK water #and gave up after googling it. i love art

[the-eclectic-wonderer]

Ok, I think I've cracked the Miles code. I like Miles as he was first introduced: a college professor who just happened to think Rose was the best person ever. I dislike Miles as he is after the witness protection program plot point, when he seems to remember Rose is the best person ever only when it's convenient for the plot.

#currently watching s5e15: triple play and i was *so shocked* at my enjoyment of miles #he's super sweet to rose all throughout the episode and i was like 'maybe i judged you too harshly' #then i thought back to some of the later seasons moments and i thought. hm. wait a minute here #and i think that's it. i liked him as he was *before* because he was super in love with rose all the time (iirc at least) #and i can understand that very well lmao #speaking of the whole witness protection program thing. does this mean caroline isn't really his daughter? was she like an fbi agent? #or did he have children *while* he was in witness protection? #does he even have a dead wife? #and why do they keep calling him miles if his real name is nicholas carbone??? #so many questions #the golden girls

[doodleybugg]

Seeley: Bones, do you love me? Temperance: Of course I do! Seeley: Would you still love me if I did something bad? Temperance: Well, of course I… would… Seeley: I mean something really, really— Temperance: Booth, what did you do?

#this is canon btw #my temp fictive says so #also anyone who watches the show can say so #real #bones tv #bones fox #bones x booth #seeley booth #temperance brennan #fbi special agent seeley booth #dr brennan

[ihavenoideahowtodream]

There's a lot of things OFMD has done to change my brain chemistry. But honestly? The biggest thing?

I need to up my house coat game.

These men have gone through 3 luxurious dressing gowns. The gold silk "battle robe". The rich red "my bf dumped me :'(" robe. The velvety tasseled blue "morning after breakfast in bed" robe. Like can I be a seafaring pirate being gay and committing crimes? Committing arson in a billowy deep v shirt? Will my hair be as beautiful as Ed's, ever? No.

But I can invest in some nice house coats to wear as my cat stands on my chest blocking my view of watching Elmer Fudd homoerotically chase Bugs Bunny, neither of which would exist in the forms we know them as without the other.

Update: I bought a new house coat.

#ofmd stede bonnet #ofmd #stede bonnet x edward teach #ed x stede #ed teach #house coats #robes #technically i know i can be gay and do crime but not with their level of myth #i live in a surveillance state #my personal fbi agent spends their days correcting my spelling and hoping i dont watch the gay pirate show again #and yes i have a deep v that would look great in contrast to arson flames #but its not the same #i do the gay part about as well as ed does tho. the crying all night and then not doing anything about it when i get the chance? #covered

[paperphobe]

hysterically sobbing because I’m rethinking the career path I’ve been set on taking for the past 7 years of my life and I’m not sure it’s what I want to do anymore, but no other jobs interest me at all. also not sure where I want to do my education because I’d really like to go abroad for more than just one year but also like that’s so far from home and I hate change and it’s expensive and I can’t do the career path I want the same way if I do that but it doesn’t even matter because I don’t even know if that’s what I want to do anymore so I’m back at square one with no idea what I want to do with my life. maybe it’s this idea of I have to decide right now and I’m too young to be making this type of life alerting decision in my opinion. like I’m grown but also still a teenage girl who literally just wants to spend my life watching criminal minds and community in my bed instead of working every day of my life. also, side note: I’m getting to the part in cm where hotch leaves and Im dreading having to push through the seasons after that again.

#is this senioritis? #I’m just going to pretend none of this exists and watch my silly little fbi agents catch killers on tv #criminal minds #hotch #I love all the others but the show isn’t the same without hotch #Also without him there’s no reason to pause the show to giggle and squeal #Also I’ve watched the entirety of community over 10 times these past weeks #Community #aaron hotchner

[whycantwegivellove]

🕯the downfall of the united states within our lifetime🕯

#a genuinely evil empire built on blood #the main obstacle and threat to world peace and liberation #WHAT KIND OF SICK FUCK VETOES A CEASEFIRE #ARE YOU FUCKED IN THE HEAD #it’s like. cartoonishly evil #all our politicians bought #our rights a hoax #what a fucking joke #i need this country brought to its knees #and i need every politician to be brought to justice for their war crimes and their crimes against humanity #a better world is possible but we are the ones who need to make it #anyways palestine will be free #and hell is hot and waiting for every single person who enabled this genocide #my rambles #if my fbi agent is watching this is all a joke btw

[a-not-so-sure-artist]

Twinsomnia doodles that I can’t explain to the government

#The FBI agent in my phone watching me post Twinsomnia shit for the 10th time this week: 😐🔫 #fnf mod #fnf twinsomnia #twinsomnia #fanart #traditional drawing #my art sketch #fnf boy and girl

[diver5ion]

#blindspot #patterson #fav fbi agents #i mean i couldn't really keep watching #kurt pissed me off a lot #then that dotcom guy turned up #but patterson was my fav #ashley johnson #//

[space-chili]

girl help my Persona hyperfixation is coming back

#FUCK FUCK FUCK #naoto is sooo pretty tho #i must have made my fbi agent tired of watching the Signs of Love dancing video over and over and over again #who could not love naoto like cmon #naoto best boygirl #⍣ ೋ #persona #this merits a new tag: #naoto my beloved

[rapha-reads]

Well, I just finished binge-watching Hannibal in a little less than two weeks, and as expected, that show has twisted my brain into new configurations that I had previously only grazed.

You'd think that Hannibal himself would have me under his spell, and although I am definitely charmed, the one I really want to study under a microscope, open with a scalpel, analyse down to his last atom is Will Graham. I am deeply, darkly fascinated by Will, his psyche, his facade, his lies, his cunningness, the way he starts as a meek professor and ends up so godsdamn twisted and troubled and hot, oh my gods so freaking hot, what the hell, he makes me go insane.

The way he is so, soooo much more dangerous than Hannibal when you think about it? Hannibal doesn't care about you. He'll kill you if you're rude and inconveniencing him, drag it a bit, play with you like a normal predator toys with its prey, that's it; classic psychopath stuff, the cannibalistic aspect and the aesthetic dramatics as a bonus. But Will? Will will care, and he will get into your mind and makes you doubt your reality, your identity, your morals, and he'll say that he won't hurt you and that he wants to save you, and then you'll end burning alive while he watches, mildly curious.

I have a lot of thoughts about their twisted love-hatred, the way they're so deep into each other's soul, and also Alana's warmth turning into ice, and Jack's constant uncaringness throughout it all. And I have to talk about how absolutely gorgeous and aesthetic and artistic the cinematography is. But I need a minute to breathe through it first.

#seriously kudos to hugh dancy because his will graham does things to my system that i thought i wasn't capable of feeling #hannibal #hannibal nbc #murder husbands #will graham #hugh dancy #rapha talks #rapha watches shows #the thing is i'm already slightly insane and sociopathic so boy oh boy when i tell you my brain is firing up on forbidden paths... #friend: aw you're so sweet! me: i'm wondering what will make me feel more alive pushing someone under a car or down some stairs #friend: uuuh what? me: nothing nothing! put a scarf on it's cold outside. friend: *nervous laughter* okay wtf. #anyway. again to my nsa/fbi/interpol agent: this is all completely hypothetical obviously.

[summercourtship]

looking up a lot of things for these next few chapters of Stay to Burn and I'm just saying... Jonathan didn't have the reader commit any felonies.

#to the FBI agent watching my laptop: I'M A WRITER #stbotdi #to be fair to the reader: I don't necessarily think it could be proven that she absolutely without a doubt helped edward escaped of her own #-free will. she was just there as he was doing it. not great but if she has a good lawyer it would probably be okay. maybe. #but for some of the things she's going to be doing soon.... uhh... not the same.