I'm picturing pants, probably jeans, when I ask this.
For example, I always keep my wallet in my back right pocket, and my phone in my left back, and I will keep the sides the same if they need to go into front pockets for whatever reason
But things that go into "up top" pockets on hoodies or shirt breast pockets end up anywhere, so I would choose option B overall.
Alien guy who's always on about his wife being an emotionless life sucking parasite and like "you know how it is with the females" so you think he's just an asshole until you find out more about his species and he meant it as affectionately as he did literally
As you can see, you are in a department store section for women's pants. Your task is to find one pair of pants that fit you.
Given that you are 5' 9", you will have to sort through all of the medium length pants to find longs. Also, you must make sure those longs are in your size. You should know that none of these pants are sized with numbers. Have fun figuring out whether you are a medium or extra large, as each brand has different sizing systems.
If you do not complete the task in 1 hour, you must go to tomorrow's job interview wearing that one nice dress you have from college that's two sizes too small. Your time begins now. Good luck.