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hypertana-posts · 3 days
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katana, how big are ur freaking hands????? wydm its hard to hold a phone D:
"I guess it is hard to convey size through simple text. Here's a comparison."
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OOC: I spent way too long on this so more under the cut! I made Katana's hands so detailed WHY.
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liberalsarecool · 10 months
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Trump loves the blood money 🪚. Republicans love the hypocrisy.
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buster-rocket-here · 1 month
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he,;lp
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Percy Jackson
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run by @saph-nic
using walker scobell for face claim cause why not
only doing percabeth
friends/moots (+other)
@annabeth-in-your-chase annaBETH 📚 (my fiancée
@leo-valdez-graaa fire boy 🔥👊
@piper-mclean-raaa piper👍
@jason-graceeeeee jason 💪💪💪💪⚡️⚡️
@frank-zhang-skreee frank 🐻🐻🐻
@hazel-is-confused hazel 💎💎💎
@askoctavianhoo octavian (fuck you, octavian) 🧸🧸
@nico-the-ghost-king / @nico-di-angelo-aaaaa im not his type ☹️
@will-solace-aaaaa nico’s boyfriend
@silena-beauregard-official we eat soap together 🧼🧴🫧
@that-dam-daughter-of-poseidon my sister, lucy
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arthursisland · 2 months
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Me and the gang!
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somadatme · 5 months
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you know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold
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ask-sad-ghost-piett · 4 months
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Imperial Officers with Realistic Lifestyles Only - Rebel Scum and Captain Needa DNI
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subspace-t-mine · 14 days
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life or bath for dry subspace.
Life...??
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leo-valdez-graaa · 2 months
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Leo Valdez
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[run by @saph-nic]
yooooo!!
this is a rp acc, & will do valgrace
BENOFTHEWEEK faceclaim
Everyone !!
i forgor most i’ll add more later 🥰
Demigods (Canon)
@will-solace-aaaaa sunny boy ☀️
@nico-di-angelo-aaaaa death boy 💀
@jason-graceeeeee my husband 💕 (he’s NOT dead wtf r u talking abt ❓❓)
@hazel-is-confused hazel !!
@frank-zhang-skreee totally a furry, also NOT hazel’s bf APPARENTLY ⁉️⁉️⁉️
@annabeth-in-your-chase annabeth (she scares ngl)
@that-dam-son-of-poseidon aquaman 🌊👊
@moththecabin7kid moth ⭐️
@calypso-daughter-of-atlas calypso
@everyone-is-a-punk clarisse ‼️ (she scares me, too)
@dionysus-god-of-all-things-wine Mr. D ‼️‼️‼️‼️
@amazing-war-god-ares Ares
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Has Colette been freed from her capture of Belle yet?
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No, she said that she would give me my phone back if I was a good noodle, but almost everything I do makes me a bad noodle in her eyes.
She does give me gold stars if I behave! :3 I even have more stars than Sam :D
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hypertana-posts · 1 day
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What's Katana's favorite slang word so far? Has he picked up on any specifically funny ones?
OOC: this blog has become too chaotic and it's my fault fully (be warned)
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Hey, uh, Abstergo,
I know we’re supposed to use this for professional stuff, and we’ve gotten into trouble for not doing that, but I need help with something.
I showed up to work this morning and this was at my desk. I don’t get it—it looks like a salad with knives on them. Did I miss something? I mean, I guess I was an hour late but I got into an argument on Reddit and I had to win that.
Are these even real knives? They look….OWWW! I NEED A BAND-AID!!! OWWWW!!
- Intern Jaxon
He really is the dumbest person here.
- Intern Aliyah
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angelparody · 27 days
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Hey it's me Angel Dust! (or just Angel)
He/Him (outside of this blog we go by They/Them)
(have to put this here we are trans (female to nonbinary), nerodivergent, and deal with a lot of mental health issues, we are a system, we use a lot of slurs that we're allowed to use so if you see any slurs just remember we are in that community and we know what slurs we can and can't say)
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Like/Dislike list likes
Likes - Husker, Friends, Fat Nuggets, Hazbin Hotel, Short Kings, Drugs, Being abrasive, Pranks, Cooking, Flirting, The color pink, Monetary gain, Italian food...
Dislikes - Valentino, My feet, Losing credibility, Memorizing scripts, Niffty getting into trouble or handling weapons, Being called fake, How expensive drugs and alcohol cost, Anyone else ending up like me, Anyone discrediting my acting, Charlie involving herself with Valentino...
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DO NOT INTERACT
Homophobic/Anti-LGBT
Racist
Ableist
Sexist/Misogynist
Pro-shippers (bad ones specifically)
P3d0phil3s
MAPS
Underage shipper
Incest shipper
Hate speech
N@zi
young minors (ages 5-12)
Over 20
Littles in systems (including our own if they find this)
People who use slurs they're not allowed to use
Bigots
People who will argue politically on my posts -.-
People with strong fetishes
Valentino
PLEASE INTERACT
People who love Hazbin Hotel
Angel Stans
Husker Fans
People who use text tones
Other Hazbin parody accts (or other parody accts in general)
Teens
Mentally ill people (we're in the same boat)
People with Autism
LGBTQ+ people
People who hate Valentino
Lucifer
Husker
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How I sort my tags:
‘Heya Short King' = Me interacting with Lucifer
'$$$' = all of my posts
'Angel out of character'= usually news or personal updates
'Angel writes'= my writing (duh)
'Big Strong Daddy' = me flirting or talking with Husker
'<333' = me flirting with anyone (or just interacting sometimes)
'__ x__ ' = ship posts
'Piggy' = Fat Nugget posts
'Angel flexing' = posts in Italian
'SR' = Silent Reposts
'SIMP' = Husker Edit Reposts
*I don't tag ships that include me
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buster-rocket-here · 1 month
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WHY THE FUVK IS IT SO BRIGHT
whatever. hi everyone? sword told me about this app; apparently it's some blogging site or something. not sure why he wanted me to make one, but here i am. no idea what to post…i'll figure it out i guess
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phoenix-waa · 1 month
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Before you go further PLEASE read this: docs.google.com/document/d/1Rh-NURwdy77cpDI5itG7t1FChcYo1UVzB0xt-F9oDMA/edit?usp=sharing
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🐦🔥 ✦ Phoenix Wright Parody Account ✦🛡️⚖️ 💖✨ My interpretation of Phoenix Wright, but is mostly canon-compliant 🍎 Shitpost heavy 🍏 ! Nothing graphic/explicit, but there WILL be suggestive/innuendo text, but it will be mostly in shitposts. ! ! Prone to hiatuses ! ✦ Rated M for Meanies ✦ 💖✨Wrightworth (Edgewright) will be implied!✨💖 (However, Phoenix is currently single)
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✦ Proud father of Trucy ✦ Bisexual disaster ✦ Dumbass ✦ Cringefail :) ✦ Theater kid + Artist gay ✦ 5'9 ✦ ADHD Squad ✦ Sees the Feys as family ✦ Totally does NOT have a crush on Edgeworth (Spoilers: He does)
Disclaimer: I've never played any of the games, but I have decent knowledge of the mainline games lol oops
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riflescytheasks · 1 month
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People keep telling me to get healed and to stop licking my blood after I got stabbed twice, it's annoying.
”…Y’should probably listen to ‘em, kid.”
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