#pathetic Reggie my fave Reggie

[pretentiouswreckingball]

✯my entry for the @croptopjames fest✯

jegulus | 1.3k | non-canon/magical au

summary:

It was revenge, they say, for a prank they played on the other houses. So if Lupin and Pettigrew got their trousers turn into shorts, and Black got his shirt turn into a crop top, then that means Potter—

“Did you hear what happened?”

“They say it was revenge for a prank on the other houses,”

“Seems like a weird way to take revenge,”

“Someone said it was a new statement for the dress code,”

“Of course those Gryffindors would come up with something like that,”

“Mila from my transfiguration class says someone charmed their clothes to transform into something else whenever they wear it. You know, trousers turn into shorts and—”

“Oh, so that’s why Lupin and Pettigrew were wearing shorts! But why was Black’s shirt cropped? Not that I mind the view but—”

“Maybe the spell worked in pairs? If Lupin and Pettigrew got shorts, and Black’s shirt was cropped, then maybe Potter got—”

But Regulus had heard enough.

He should’ve known something was off the moment he crossed Lupin and Pettigrew earlier that day wearing shorts of all things, but if he was completely honest with himself, his mind was somewhere else and didn’t even think twice about it. But now, after eavesdropping on a conversation of some sixth years, maybe he shouldn’t have been so dismissive.

Entering the Great Hall for lunch, Regulus makes a b-line for his seat at the end of the Slytherin table and starts filling his plate absentmindedly, trying to ignore the sight of his brother at the Gryffindor table, talking animatedly to Lupin and Pettigrew, still in those ridiculous clothes. His mind inevitably going to the person who’s conveniently, not among them.

The thing is, Regulus isn’t capable of thinking of a piece of clothing that would look bad on James Potter.

He has seen the guy practising on the Quidditch pitch for Salazar’s sake. He has had a front row of what James’ body looks like when he leans on his broom, quaffle in hand, gaining some speed over his fellow teammates. He has seen how his forearms look when he grips the handle hard and how his thighs squeeze the rear of the broom when he’s doing a particularly hard move so he doesn’t fall.

So no, he doesn't think there’s a piece of clothing that would look bad on him, he could pull any look, especially a crop top, and that is the problem, isn’t it?

Regulus could feel his cheeks warming at the thought. Oh no this is bad, what he’s going to do if he sees him wearing that? He’s going to make a fool of himself and he can’t afford that. No, Regulus needs to get the fuck out of there if he wants to make it with his dignity intact.

Practically stuffing his face, Regulus tries to be as quick as possible, cursing in his mind at the idiot who hexed James Potter to be stuck with that particular piece of clothing, or lack thereof, more like.

“Let it not be said that we don’t do anything nice for you, Regulus,” a voice comes from behind and Regulus freezes and then groans.

Looking up from his plate, he eyes the pair who has taken the seats in front of him, both looking smug as fuck, “You guys are unbelievable,”

Evan hums in agreement, “Aren’t we just?”

“Wasn’t a compliment,”

Barty tuts disapprovingly, stealing a piece of food from Regulus' plate and popping it in his mouth, “Why Regulus, we thought you would be thrilled by this, can’t believe you’re this ungrateful.”

“Crop tops, really?” He huffs, stabbing whatever is left of his chicken, “And don’t get me started on the shorts.”

“Those were my idea,” Evan mentions.

Regulus doesn’t get it, “Why though?”

“We couldn’t be so obvious and only hex Potter, we had to cover our traces,” Barty says, turning his head slightly to look at the Gryffindor table. “Besides, the others look ridiculous, minus your brother of course, the bastard is fit as fuck.”

“Why though?” Regulus repeats, this time even more aggravated at the notion of Barty ogling his brother.

Evan gives him a pointed look, “You know why,”

Regulus drop his gaze, sniffing lightly. “I don’t know what you’re talking about,”

Barty smirks at him, “You will,”

There’s a sudden ruckus at the entrance. The voices grow loud and you could hear some whistles here and there but what actually catches Regulus’ eyes when he looks up, is the man at the doors.

Something inside him is pleased to notice he was right about James looking good in any piece of clothing, especially something that would show his really fit body. James is looking a little dishevelled, but that only makes him look even prettier. Still enthralled by the sight of James Potter wearing something this sinful, Regulus notices a little too late a voice shouting really close to him, efficiently taking him out of his rivery.

“Looking good, Potter!”

“Barty!” Regulus hisses in embarrassment as James looks in his direction. And oh, the way he smiles at Regulus as soon as their eyes connect.

Regulus is incapable of doing much else under the intensity of that look, he wants to run like he had planned before. He wants to hide, not only from James but from the way he feels when he’s near. Pathetic as it is, the only thing Regulus is capable of doing is following James as he makes his way to the Slytherin table.

Regulus blinks hard at that. Wait, Slytherin table?

Before Regulus can process that, James is already standing right in front of him.

“Rosier, Crouch,” he greets them, still not taking his eyes off Regulus.

“Potter,” Barty nods in his direction. “Nice shirt, does it come in men’s?”

James grin turns sharp, “You don’t want me to answer that, Crouch,”

“Okay, time to go, have a great one!” Evan practically drags Barty aways as the latter cackles like a madman all the way out of the Great Hall.

When his laugh fades, James is still in front of Regulus and Regulus is purposefully looking at anything but his face, so his gaze inevitably fall at the only thing at his eye-level, James’ stomach.

There are beads of sweet running down over that beautiful golden skin and all Regulus wants, is to touch it to see if it’s as soft as it looks. Wondering how it would feel under his teeth.

James clears his throat to catch Regulus' attention. Unnecessary, since he hasn’t lost it the moment he entered the Great Hall.

“So, Regulus,” he starts.

“Yes?” He can see the trail of hair disappearing under the navy trousers. He’s having a hard time not to reach out and touch it.

He’s being so brave about this whole thing, someone should notified his mind-healer.

A beat of silence and then a hand, reaching for his chin and turning his face up, callous fingers against his soft skin. The sight of James’ playful smile makes something inside him melt.

“My eyes are up here, love.”

His cheeks get warmer out of the embarrassment of being caught. Not that he was subtle in the least but still, embarrassing.

James doesn’t seem to mind in the least.

“You’re blushing,” he notices.

Regulus' face is practically red at this point.

“Shut up,” he grumbles and James chuckles.

“No, no, I like it,” he says, voice soft. “Red looks good on you,” and then he proceed to fucking caressing his cheek.

It’s settled then, Regulus is living inside a romantic novel where making a fool out of yourself in front of someone you fancy is necessary and crop tops are a thing.

“What do you want?”

“Just wanting to say hello,” James says, eyes softening. “Hello,”

“Hi,” Regulus says, like an idiot.

“Fancy a Quidditch game with me?”

Regulus frowns. “Right now?”

“Why not?”

“You’re not wearing the proper gear,”

James smirks, “I think I will manage,”

This is a bad idea, a terrible one and Regulus knows it, everyone knows it and yet— “Lead the way then,”

James lets his hand drop from his face, and it takes all of Regulus not to chase the touch, but the feeling of loss is quickly replaced with excitement when he sees James holding his hand up for Regulus to take.

Regulus does, of course he does.

Hand in hand, they make it to the Quidditch pitch.

Together.

#well. let it not be said I never do anything nice for you guys #happy birthday James!!! #pathetic Reggie my fave Reggie #wait for the slutty shorts James later today!! #and just fyi Sirius looks amazing in that crop top too #also pardon any mistakes I wrote this last night half asleep #anyways enjoy!!! #james potter #James Potter birthday #croptopjames #jegulus #jegulus fic #jegulus microfic #(?) idk

[silurisanguine]

You already know what's up, for the blorbo ask game uh inFAMOUS? (Any of the games) 👀👀👀

Alrightie!!!

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most) - Delsin Rowe. Love his vulnerability, cockiness and humour

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped). - Reggie Rowe. I mean come on, he's adorable, even when angry.

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave) - Nix. She has such a sad story and a killer wardrobe.

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week) - Brent Walker. poor guy really stood by his sister through everything. He deserved better,.

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave) - Augustine would probably fit here as her motives are problematic yet i can see where she was originally coming from.

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason) - Kessler. I mean torment with Trish being alive and well and giving him hell.

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell) - Bertrand . Racist, xenophobic asshole shrimp monster. Obviously Kessler too. Close after would be Shane. Thanks for the ask!!!!!!

#Tumblr fav meme #Infamous #Delsin Rowe

[xiiiwayfinders]

FF7

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)

Honestly a couple weeks ago I probably would have said Wedge, but I think Jessie has become the one I think about most

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)

Kadaj my skrunkly

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)

Biggs

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)

Idk maybe Biggums Reggie and Smalls (or just any cat)

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

Mr. Genesis Rhapsodos

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

Hojo 😈 This crusty old raisin deserves all the bad things

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)

Sephiroth get down there

#ask reply #ask game #ff7

[cinnabuntastic]

Darkwing Duck 91 for the send you a fandom meme!

Send me a fandom and I’ll tell you my:

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most) Look I know it's basic as hell but my boy Drake. He's a disaster, his gender is dad, he's got questionable fashion sense... he's basically me honestly. And really, he's just... he's just doing his best out there he's not great at it but he's a good guy!

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped) What is it with me and the cutest little gremlin characters? Anyway, Gosalyn. Kid is a terror, brave as hell, and just a really cute kid. Also, fun fact, if you go by the fact that she was nine in 1991 when the series began? Gos and I are technically the same age! Anyway I'd kill to keep her safe is what I'm saying.

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave) Honestly probably Tuskernini? I think it's his design more than his character; he kinda has that Penguin vibe in a way and the Penguin is one of my favorite Batman villains, so he gets a pass on familiarity.

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week) Claire. She was comic exclusive but god that poor girl went through some seriously sad shit. Her relationship with Quackerjack is definitely in the top ten moments that made me cry.

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave) Bushroot. According to Word of God, he has more kills than Negaduck, and that is honest to god hilarious to me. Also he's just kind of awful in the best way. Reggie's just Some Guy who tripped his way into villainy and then cracked somewhere along the way. I don't even think he's really evil, honestly, he's just fucked up.

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason) Negaduck. I'd die in the next ten minutes after but at least it'd be funny right before he took the chainsaw to me.

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell) Herb, probably.

#just cinnabun asks #just dwd 91 things

[charminglatina]

I’m done with Riverdale.

I gave Riverdale and the writers of this show so many chances to fix their shit. I gave them so many chances to write better storylines, to stop with the repetitive shit, to stop writing the same boring couples every single season, to stop with the character assassination, to stop with the fan service, to try different relationships and refreshing dynamics, to stop destroying characters/couples for the sake of other characters/couples, etc. And the show just continues to let me down over and over and over again. Last night’s episode was the worst episode in Riverdale history. Relationships were destroyed left and right, characters were assassinated and written out of character. Archie was completely OOC in last night’s episode. He was a complete fucking asshole and prick. Archie in no way looked like the hero and protagonist of Riverdale. He didn’t live up to the values, ideals and standards that he claims to have. Instead, he came off as an unsympathetic, emotionless, disgusting, cheating, fickle piece of garbage douchebag. Archie Andrews is no fucking hero and the writers completely destroyed his character within 45 minutes and a single episode. He is irredeemable from my point of view and his character is beyond repair at this point. There is nothing that can fix that mess of a character. His treatment of women in general is disgusting and misogynistic. The way he treated Betty in 5x08 was absolutely abhorrent, degrading and despicable. He acted like he had zero emotions or feelings for her and that he just used her for sex. He then dumps her and runs back to the same toxic relationship with Veronica. Even after seven years, Archie hasn’t changed or grown at all.He’s still the same stupid and immature punk that he was in high school. FUCK ARCHIE ANDREWS. He’s THE WORST main character, lead, and protagonist I’ve ever seen on any show. Not even Elena Gilbert from TVD or Lucas Scott from OTH is as horrible or badly written as he is. Archie is much more of a villain than a hero. There’s nothing that the writers can do to make Archie a good character again. His character is beyond reproach and they should be ashamed to have a piece of shit like Archie leading their show. Veronica is acting like a thirsty, desperate, trampy whore throwing herself at another man while she’s still married and the ink hasn’t even dried on her divorce papers. She has revealed herself to be an extremely controlling, domineering, conniving, money hungry and manipulative bitch. She is so fucking detestable and unlikeable. I can’t root for her character. I actually HATE Veronica now and I never thought I would say that. The writers completely butchered her character just as badly as Archie’s. It’s evident that after five seasons, the writers don’t know what the fuck to do with her character but have her be Hiram’s chew toy or having her constantly chasing after Archie like some pathetic desperate hussy. She’s become the worst character on the show and she has had zero character development. All of her storylines are the same: they either revolve around her father or around men in general. Veronica is a shallow character that lacks complexity and depth. She is nothing more than Hiram Lodge with lipstick and a skirt/dress. As someone who is Latina, Veronica is a horrible representation of Latina and hispanic women in media. Veronica Lodge is an absolute embarrassment to the Hispanic and Latinx community and I’m ashamed of her character at this point. She doesn’t represent me and I don’t want her kind of character to represent my community. RAS and the writers clearly hate Camila Mendes. I can’t say that Camila’s acting is helping matters either. Betty is an emotionally unstable, whiny, pathetic doormat for Archie and a complete fucking emotional mess. She was nothing but a sex toy/booty call for Archie so that he could get his rocks off. As soon as the sex wore off, Archie and no problem with dumping her and throwing her away ;ike a dirty tissue. And Betty didn’t fight for herself. She didn’t fight for her feelings. She didn’t stand up to Archie for disrespecting her like that and using her. Archie used her for pleasure and than acted as if she were nothing to him. And Betty just fucking took it?? Why doesn't Betty just stand up for herself for once? Why doesn’t she stop being such a doormat for him and letting Archie stomp on her feelings all the time? Does she have no self respect? The one thing that makes Betty’s character somewhat salvageble is the fact that Lili Reinhart is an amazing fucking actress and for that, you can’t help but feel sympathy for her even if she’s being written as a pathetic doormat and Archie’s sex toy. Chad is a narcissistic, abusive POS who is Hiram 2.0. What was the purpose of his character on the show? Just to cause some tension between Varchie? What a waste of an actor and character. Jughead is a pathetic drunk and a lazy bum with no purpose. His sole reason for existing is to get drunk every episode, get abducted by aliens and be saved by girls. The writers are ruining my fave character on the show. Kevin is a cheating piece of shit. He has no clue what monogamy is or what a real relationship stands for and means. He’s nothing more than a walking and talking negative gay stereotype. Reggie was completely destroyed this season. They had him turn on his friends and side with Hiram, the town bully. Reggie is a complete douche and any character development he had in the earlier seasons has vanished. The writers butchered his character horribly and it’s a shame because Charles Melton is a decent dude and actor who deserves a better storyline and material. Cheryl is a sociopath with no remorse for her horrible behaviour and she treats Toni like garbage. I don’t know how Toni can stand being with her or around her. She doesn’t give a shit who she hurts in the process as long as she is creating chaos for her own amusement. Cheryl is a horrible person and the fact that she has had no development for hasn’t changed makes things worse. Also, it’s evident that Madeleine Petsch (along with the rest of the cast, LBR), is completely phoning it in all season. Her acting is terrible and cringeworthy. At this point, Cheryl is so awful and toxic that I don't think I want her to be with Toni or for Choni to reunite in the future. Toni deserves better than this red haired creature. Toni is, once again and as usual, being sidelined. I expected this to happen sooner than later. I figured that Toni would be relegated to a support character once more or to go back to being Cheryl’s punching bag. Though Toni being sidelined isn’t really her fault or the writers fault because Vanessa is on maternity leave. As if the characters haven't been destroyed, the relationships have been slaughtered and decimated left and right. Choni is toxic as fuck. Barchie was made out to be nothing of substance but sex (plus the way they got together is sickening including the cheating and the FWB plot line which amounted to nothing in the end). Bughead is an awkward repetitive and annoying bore with no chemistry. Varchie is the worst couple on the show, toxic as hell with no chemistry and takes up too much screen time. Kangs was destroyed for absolutely no reason. The only couple that has potential to be something great and substantial is Jabitha but considering the writers track record, I expect them to ruin them for Bughead. It’s only a matter of time. Tick tock. ⏰ To top it all off, the storylines are absolutely fucking ridiculous this season. Archie with his stupid overblown hero complex trying to save Riverdale? BORING. Hiram being the same boring villain AGAIN and trying to take down the same group of teenagers he was harassing seven years ago? REPETITIVE. The Mothman/Aliens storyline? We’re dealing with fucking ALIENS??? Aliens of all things? What the actual fuck are the writers smoking?! Then there’s the whole Polly storyline which is boring and repetitive.. Try something different for fucks sake. I’m not gonna get into the whole TBK nonsense which also reeks of repetitive storytelling. There's way too many plot lines and storylines being told and it’s a jumbled, incoherent mess. There’s only so much nonsense that you can take before you finally snap and say enough is enough. I’m at that point. For me to cut something or someone out of my life for good, it’s got to be something or someone really horrible. Riverdale is one of those things. Riverdale has made my viewing and fandom experience absolutely fucking miserable. It’s caused me significant upset and emotional distress because of how attached I was to these characters and relationships. Now it seems like it was all a waste. What was the point? Why did I stick around to watch the characters and the relationships on this show get butchered? The writers don’t know what the fuck they are doing. They continue to be stuck in the same rut and a time jump hasn’t fixed that. I’M DONE. There’s no more chances. The show is dead to me as are the Riverdale cast and the writers. The show should just end this season. Season 6 should either be cancelled or shortened to 10 episodes. Stop wasting the audience’s time with this garbage.

#barchie #anti bughead #anti varchie #jeronica #choni #kangs #jabitha #betty cooper #archie andrews #veronica lodge #jughead jones #cheryl blossom #toni topaz #riverdale #anti riverdale

[stan-the-cinnamon-roll-uris]

julie and the phantom for the fandom ask!

Thanks for the ask joey!

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most): Reggie is truly the most blorbo

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped): Julie is so talented but also so baby shaped

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave): Ray Molina my man! Willie too tho. I can't decide, I love them both

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week): Rose Molina was in maybe 1,5 scenes and a photo and I'd die for her

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave): Definitely Bobby. I want to know his career backstory! Like what happened after he lost the band?! I need answers!

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason): Caleb

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell): Also Caleb because gay and evil

#jatp #ask game #joey sending me asks everytime I post these ask games my beloved #blorbo

[paganminiskirt]

far cry 4!!

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most): Yuma, somehow. Mohan as a close second, and Ishwari.

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped): Bhadra💕

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave): Noore!

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week): that one Short Haired Golden Path Lady who gives you the pep talks when Amita and Sabal fight.

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave): Rabi Ray Rana I guess. Yeah he’s annoying yeah he’s my son what of it

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason): Yogi and Reggie because they deserve it

#asks #zakryah #far cry 4

[fortheloveofmundanity]

omg hazelnoot fandom for the ask game<333

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)

I'm too much of a Remus kinnie to say anyone else djdsks

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)

Leo Knut

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)

Lily Evans

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)

Marlene McKinnon

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

idk if there's a controversial character?? maybe Regulus and I LOVE him so Reggie????

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

Fenrir Greyback

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)

Walburga Black. rot.

#ask meme #lumosinlove #waltzedintherain

[iliveinprocrasti-nationn]

riverdale blorbos.iknow u have them

have i become a riverdale person <3 this is so tragic (i am watching riverdale while writing this)

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most): hmmm..... idk if i have a definitive fave. it was 100% jughead originally, archie is having his moments, and also uncle frank? i think abt a lot of them actually. currently it's josie for calling hiram a little bitch three times to his face. it might end up being archie overall

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped): sweet pea. or young fangs. definitely shaped

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave): reggie <3 bestie what is going on and why does your morality vary every time we see u. im obsessed with u

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week): JUNKYARD STEVE

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave): most pathetic fave is definitely jughead. poor little meow meow supreme. wet cat. he might have had rabies canonically

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason): hiram. or chad. probably more chad

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell): penny peabody. HATE her

#im almost done with season 5 #season 6 on netflix WHEN. dont tell me i have to start recording to catch all of them #reggie might be the ultimate favourite. i dont think he really has a consistent characterisation but i love him. i hold him in my hands #riverdale #ask game #j answers #lastwave #u were right i do have them

[moonraccoon-exe]

I love all your stuff with regclar and gladnis so I thought of a few questions for you to answer, Love ... ;)) According to your regclar A/B/O verse, Gladio is an alpha and therefore Iggy would be an omega. However, I imagine that Regis and Clarus tried for pups but had many miscarriages in the beginning of their marriage so when they heard that Iggy and Gladio were expecting, what was their reaction? :) WELCOME BACK OLD PAL!

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU’RE A CUPCAKE, I SEE HAVE A WARM HELLO!!! ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ.｡ｏ♡

((gonna keep answering to you under the headcanons))

Aaaw, the scenario you propose is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sweet and cute omg!!! MY HEART IS SO FULL ;-; <3 

I see Iggy as a good beta, but for the sake of Gladnis he’d make a great omega, yes! Aaw, Regis and Clarus having tried for pups and having miscarriages is such a sad scenario, but it also sounds so accurate...? Perhaps what with Regis (and the Lucis Caelum line in general) being frail when it comes to health and such ;-; THE POOR BABIES

Okeh then, let’s get to work!

A/B/O verse: Regis & Clarus react to Gladnis expecting

Iggy and Gladio knew of the hard time Regis and Clarus had to have kids, so they could only imagine this meant a lot to them. Hence, they didn’t just drop the news, they wanted to make it a little more special. 

Have you ever seen one of those “Man knows he’s going to be grandpa” videos? Basically Regclar’s whole reaction <3

Iggy and Gladio were to have lunch with Regclar. By the time they finished and were just talking, Gladio and Iggy said they had a gift. 

Clarus is like >:| all wary because these two can be pranksers when they want, and a gift in no special ocassion? Definitely up to something suspicious!

Regis starts opening the gift and fishes what’s inside and it’s- a onesie?

At first Regis and Clarus are like ?? staring at it

Then, basically at the same time, both gasp and turn to look at Gladnis with this...glow. This face just...shocked, and so bright, with these eyes so pure and wide, and so hopeful. Like, the face of hope, it’s just undescribable.

Regis is holding the onesie tight, tight, like he’s holding on for dear life, eyes wide, gleaming, and teary, just looking at Ignis in disbelief. Clarus covered his mouth for a moment, not taking the eyes off the onesie, then he glanced between the two. Gladnis don’t even need to say anything, they just smile at the good papas.

“...really?” Regis asks, but it’s just...this tiny, miserable, pathetic little whisper. Like if they say ‘no’ the entire world will end for real, almost like he doesn’t want to ask.

When Gladnis say yes, Regis just. Breaks. Something in his eyes goes breaks, and he turned to look at Clarus. The Shield seemed like wanting to stay up, but when he makes eye contact with Regis his lower lip quivers and he gets teary in a second. 

It gets really sad in a very pretty way? Regis leans into Clarus’ shoulder and starts crying, and all Clarus can do is hug him and start crying quietly too. It’s sort of bittersweet, because it’s a happy moment but they can’t help it but cry because it’s just...IT’S SO MUCH

Gladnis get up and reach to hug them because ow, my god, how would they not? 

After they calm down, it’s still sniffling and some tear cleaning, but they start asking; since when? Ooh, dear, is it going okay, how are you doing? Oh dear, I’m sorry, it’s just...I’m just so happy for you two :’( 

Neither Regis nor Clarus could sleep that night. It was a mix of overwhelming emotions. It was excitement, eagerness, worry, shock, and the bittersweet sensation of before. 

Straight away, both Regis and Clarus get into a very protective mode with them, particularly Iggy, and they get super attentive. It can even rub in overprotection, so Gladio tries to tell them when they don’t have to worry too much but doesn’t have the heart to tell them off, because he understands. It’s not just some overreacting grandparents to be being excessively spoiling, it’s a pair of grandparents to be who went through a really tough time losing kids before getting to have them, so of course they must be remembering and worrying over it happening again :(

Regis particularly can’t seem to get off Ignis and giving him attention.

Clarus thinks he’s not being more protective than he needs, without noticing that he’s starting to accompany them everywhere and keeping this...protective aura while going with them, like just his aura is menacing like to keep others away.

Clarus is so ready to fight anyone that dares get too close >:|

That includes Gladio even if he’s the alpha because the kid needs their alpha dad too!!!

Regis is giving Iggy a much more soft-natured attention; making sure he’s comfortable, reminding him of his doctor appointment schedules, heck, he goes through extensive research on appropriate diets and ways to keep Iggy happy and comfy.

Regis can’t help but ask daily if things are going okay. And it’s...honestly sort of heartbreaking. Ignis thanks the attention, but it’s just so sad when Regis asks him that, because it comes out so quiet, so fragile, so profoundly full of a root-deep fear...Iggy can only hear in his voice and see in those gleaming sad innocent eyes the tough times of Regis’ youth when he and Clarus went through this and had it gone wrong :((

 Ignis is being particularly enthusiastic about taking care of himself and following all doctor instructions even if he doesn’t like something because 1. the baby 2. Gladio 3. FOR R E G I S AND  C LA R U S

((Iggy bby why do you never think of yourself too alksjdagdkj))

Some nights, Regis can’t sleep. Clarus has woken up in the middle of the night to find Regis at the living room, standing in front of the phone and looking at it like it’s making him miserable.

When Clarus goes to hug him gently, Regis immediately sniffles and drops a few tears.

“...I’m just so scared something happens, I want to call them all the time to make sure. It’s senseless but I can’t help it, Clarus.”

Clarus tries to cuddle Regis in bed and pamper him to keep him calm and help him get some sleep. 

Poor Reggie may overthink and wonder stupid things.

“...what if...any of my reproductory genes made it to Gladio and it makes the same problems we had-” 

Clarus is shushing him. Tells him that it’s going to be fine, that he doesn’t need to think about it, and most importantly, reminds him that if things went wrong it wouldn’t be his fault, just like it never, ever was back then. 

Honestly they reach a point where Regclar are visiting daily to help the dads to be <3

In the later stages of pregnancy, you can bet Regis definitely stayed, like even overnight, to help out and be around to be of help.

The nerves and anxiety but also hope and eagerness grew with each day that passed IT’S INSANE, REGCLAR ARE ABOUT TO EXPLODE

((you can only imagine how Regclar were when it was the day...and how they reacted when they were told they could go into the room and found a smiling Gladio-Iggy duo holding a tiny little bundle... <3))

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DAMMIT 

WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO GIVE ME THESE FEELS I DIDN’T KNOW I HAD, AAAAAAAAH!!! TAT <3 

This was from the other last time I was back hahaha...I’m so embarrassed I disappeared again, but I didn’t expect it! Sorry, and thank you for this welcome back then and now!!!! I hope you’re around and seeing, I’ve been eager to answer this one so much <3 

And I wasn’t wrong! This was so much fun and lovely to write!! I love the headcanons you people send me, even if it takes me literal ages to get to them. Thank you so much for sending this prompt in, I wasn’t expecting ABO but it was so enjoyable!! 

Aawwww, and thank you SOOOOOOOOOOOO much for saying such nice things about my gladnis and regclar stuff!! Those are two of my 3 faves to write, absolutely, I miss having daily time for them because BOY, even years later I’m still so hardcore into them! 

Seriously, this whole ask is just so alksjdkdjg :’) Thank you for the nice things you said of my stuff, thank you for the prompt, and thank you for sending it as a welcome back!! SERIOUSLY HOW SWEET AND KIND ARE YOU, AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH <3 <3 <3 ;A;

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU

Sending you LOTS of raccoonie sparkles of happy and luck!! Thank you once more!! (ﾉ´ヮ`)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ

#gladnis #abo verse #omegaverse #a/b/o #gladio x ignis #ignis x gladio #regclar #reggie and clarus being mates though like WITH KIDS aklsdfdjgadKALSJD ADGJK #*DIES* #Poor Reggie already has a hard time and then add this? I can just imagine late 20's early 30's Reggie having these troubles and it's just #SO SAD ;_; also perfect reason to why he had his kiddos during his 30's which isn't ''late'' but you know society says it is #particularly for a prince/already king :0 #BEST PAPAS AND GRANDPAS EVER I DON'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER YOU'RE AN IDIOT BYE #i love you all so much hnnnnnnnnn

[eloisephillip]

Jatp for the ask thing?

Happy Valentine's Day, Nat 💋💞❤💖❣💘

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most): julie, reggie 💞💞💞💞

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped): reggie <333 also everyone else honestly

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave): flynn <3

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week): hmm... no one really works here so everyone who doesn't have a spot. carrie, willie, alex, etc.

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave): bobby, nick

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason): not in a mean way but luke

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell): caleb

#replies #nat tag #thank u <3 #mutuals ❦

[definitelynotwaving]

Some thinks that I thought while watching Riverdale

1. Ok but the Serpents came to the diner and suddenly they have a “foothold”?

2. Also Tall Boy is not giving Jughead good advice. Do not take advice from the dude with Dog the Bounty Hunter hair. We have to forgive this lapse in judgment on Juggie’s part as he’s understandably desperate. But...

3. FP 2 (my husband) might want to start giving Jug some preemptive advice.

4. That hug. THAT. HUG. I love my family, the Joneses.

5. Cheryl could get it.

6. Highkey love how Cheryl says “You’re a stone cold bitch” like it’s a compliment because *it is*.

7. Dude Riverdale High has a full service drug dealer in Reggie AND an arms dealer in Dilton - and folks are worried about the Southside?

8. Jingle jangle.

9. Reggie does not understand pranks. But he’s pretty.

10. Sheriff Keller obviously could not care less about Archie and his pathetic flyers. Sheriff Keller has a very short attention span.

11: Jughead and the kiss. With the finger. And the voice. And the confidence. Dom!Jug is a fave.

12. Hermione and Hiram Lodge are shitballs, the end.

13. Alice Cooper was kind to Archie for like 10 seconds and then I think her brain rebelled and over corrected because she sure did piss all over Betty’s evening.

14. I resent this show for killing people I don’t give a fuck about because now I feel like I *should* give a fuck about them but I don’t.

15. Seriously all these kids need to leave town before they become twisted Machiavellian cuntwhistles like their parents.

In conclusion, I love Jughead and Cheryl and Betty and Jughead and my husband FPJonesthesecond. And Alice Cooper in all her soulless sociopathy. ❤️

#riverdale #riverdale spoilers #chapter fifteen #riverdale musings #in which i ramble #and pretend people want my opinion #jughead jones #betty cooper #betty x jughead #bughead #veronica lodge #Hermione Lodge #hiram lodge #southside serpents #audacious fuckery

[sicklylittlesnowflake]

Can u do an Archie one where he goes to school even though he isn't feeling well because they have a big football game that day??

(I’m so sorry this took like forever! I didn’t know who you wanted as caretaker, and while my first instinct was Jughead, my fingers were somehow writing Reggie? Reggie is my problematic fave and I adore him, and I would love to write some more of him in the future. Perhaps some platonic jugreggie? ;) Also I don’t know anything about football or sports so this is probably or wrong whoops)

Archie Andrews did not get sick.

He left that to his best friend Jughead Jones, who was sick more than he was healthy. Archie was the one who was still healthy amongst a school of people infected by a virus. He was the one ass who never got sick and could run in the rain for hours and would still be fine.

However, every two years or even more, Archie would come down with something. Out of the blue.

It was never too serious, often times a fever or a stomach bug, and this year it was a stomach bug.

When Archie took his sick day, he really took his sick day. He’d whine and complain on the cough and enjoy the comfort of his couch, cuddling whatever life form was near him. His dog, his dad..sometimes Jughead and then he’d frantically push the boy off him, remembering how shitty that boy’s immune system was.

But this year, he got sick on the day of a huge football game.

And it was an away game.

So that’s why Archie had his head resting on the window of the bus, cursing his life and wondering why on earth this would happen to him. The worst thing was he couldn’t even complain; because these people were the football team. These were boys who cared far too much about their stupid masculinity, and while Archie didn’t care for that, he really just wasn’t assed to deal with their taunts.

At the corner of his eye he could see Reggie Mantle peering at him, tilting his head and examining him. He sighed, bracing himself for the incoming insults when nothing came. Instead, Reggie’s face pinched in concern and he looked away. Archie felt confused, but his concentration went straight back to the discomfort in his stomach.

“Andrews! Snap out of it!” Coach Clayton yelled, snapping his fingers in front of his face.

Archie blinked, not even realising he had been asleep. The first thing that registered was the hurricane happening down at his stomach. He put his hand around it, and muttered, “sorry Coach, didn’t realise..”

“You cannot be asleep! You must be awake at all times, at your 110% at all times! Once you get off this bus, you cannot let your guard down for a second! We cannot let those Eagles think we are less than for one second!”

“Sorry–”

“Leave him coach, it’s better that he gets rest now so he’s recharged for the field,” Reggie said suddenly, everyone around taking a moment to do a double take and blink and wonder “who the fuck is this guy?!”

Reggie blinked as well, not even sure if he was in his own body.

“What I’m trying to say coach is, id rather the Ginger Sleepy Dwarf here sleeps now than falls asleep on the field and makes us all look like idiots,” Reggie said, trying to cover up his precious out of character statement.

The team and the coach’s confusions disappeared, and left Archie be and began to pour out of the bus, looking as intimidating and strong as they could.

Reggie stayed behind, and turned to say something to Archie, wondering whether he should be an ass as he usually was, or if he should be kind for once. He opted for saying nothing at all and just turned around, leaving and growling like the other bulldogs as he left the bus.

Archie was confused, but sucked up his pain for the meantime and left the bus too, growling and howling like the rest of them, even when his stomach and head were greatly protesting.

The next while came in a blur, a blur of seeing other boys screaming at them, and suddenly they were screaming back, and then suddenly they were all huddled together, chanting, and suddenly they were playing.

Archie ran and ran, playing the game as well as he could, although his head was elsewhere, and his head was pounding and throbbing. He pushed past the opposing team, managing to score a goal and when he did, he felt his last few meals rise up to his throat and he hunched over, arms clutching his stomach in pain. His stomach was doing flips and he gagged, trying to keep it in.

He couldn’t even acknowledge his team who were cheering for his score, all he could think about was how awful his stomach felt and how much his head hurt.

Suddenly, a pair of warm, strong arms were on his shoulders, and then a face in front of him. The headache blurred everything and it took a while for Archie’s eyes to process the image.

The image was of Reggie, looking worried and concerned, he could barely hear him, as his senses seemed to be fading, but he could make him out slightly.

“Andrews, sit this one out, please, we have Tim as a sub, you’ve done so well, but please for your own sake..” Reggie said in concern, holding Archie steady by the shoulders.

Archie could feel Chuck’s disproving gaze on him, and he felt his cheeks go red in embarrassment. Reggie seemed to notice.

“He looks like shit, Clayton! I’m sorry if you’d rather him die, but I don’t! And as your captain..” Reggie hissed, glaring at the boy with venom.

Chuck blinked and left, leaving Reggie to guide Archie over to the dugouts to rest, leaving him with a bottle of water before running back onto the field as the game restarted. He turned back briefly to look at Archie with concern then continued playing.

Archie was half asleep and completely zoned out, all his attention on trying not to get sick, when Chuck was dragging back an injured Moose, heavily limping and bleeding, back to the dugouts.

Reggie was hot on his heels, looking worried.

“Andrews, you’re back on–” Chuck commanded, as he helped Moose sit down and be tended by someone.

“What?! No way, Chuck! He’s not going to–”

“We can’t play on! We don’t have enough players, and there’s no way Moose is getting back on the field!”

“Neither is Archie! Look at him, we can’t let him play!”

“Reggie,” Archie called out.

“I really appreciate it, but I’ll do it,” Archie said firmly, but as he stood up his stomach turned uncomfortably and started to gag slightly. His legs shook, his entire body racked with little shivers and head pounding.

Reggie looked over at Chuck desperately,only to be brushed off by him and only received a simple shaking of the head. Reggie sighed, and followed Archie onto the field.

Archie played as good as he possibly could, despite not even feeling like he was in his own body. He felt like he was out of control, and that he was on some strange acid trip that made everything feel all triply and heightened, yet also feel faded out.

Archie managed to pass the ball to Reggie, and got some guys away from him so Reggie was free, and so, Reggie scored a goal at the last possible second, making them effectively win the game.

The whole team erupted into roars of excitement, and everyone swarmed the two of them, chanting and screaming the Riverdale anthem, prancing about like idiots.

“Mantle! Andrews! Mantle!” They chanted, so tight that Archie felt like all he had been keeping in would be squeezed out of him. As much as he wanted to be screaming and celebrating with his team, he couldn’t, because his legs were giving in and his vision was going blurry, and sick began to rise up his throat.

Archie pushed away from the team, managing to get a couple feet away from the huddle and his legs gave way, and he collapsed on the floor, and effectively released. He coughed weakly and was red with shame, feeling so weak and pathetic, feeling absolutely horrendous.

Reggie was at his side in the next second, rubbing his back and muttering soft, comforting things. Archie was absolutely baffled, nearly calling him Jughead because he was certainly acting like it. This wasn’t the Reggie Mantle he knew, and he wondered if he even knew him at all to begin with.

Reggie helped him up to his feet, arm slung around him firmly, and helped him over to the dugouts where Reggie would then give him water, and gave him some tablets he had in his bag.

“Dammit Andrews, you’ve really done it, huh?” Reggie laughed softly and sat down next to him.

The team made it over to them in the next week minutes in concern, and in confusion over Reggie’s strange behaviour to which Reggie rolled his eyes.

“If Andrews dies we have one less player, and we’re champions now, we can’t lose because Andrews didn’t have enough water in his system,” Reggie scoffed, taking on his asshole persona once again.

However Reggie’s arm was still draped around Archie’s shoulder with care, and the little caring glances he would receive was enough for Archie to know that Reggie, behind his jock exterior, was a human, who was capable of being kind. In just the right light.

#emeto tw #archie andrews #reggie mantle #sickfic #riverdale #prompts