#phobos madness

[corruptedbunny-multimuse]

Phobos: Doctors: 140k a year. Commission artists: 160k a year.

Jeb: I think you're lowballing the art amount to be honest.

Phobos: I'm sorry for the inaccuracies, DOCTOR DOODLE.

Jeb: ...no matter how I respond to this, I look stupid. Well played. I walked into that one.

Deimos: Eh, artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

Phobos, staring directly at Deimos: Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws stupid shit and calls it a meme is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant??

2BDamned: Doctors are bullshit and artists provide an infinitely more valuable service compared to them. Fuck learning medical shit on the fly.

Phobos: You will die in seven days!

(Tricky suddenly appears near all of them in a cloud of confetti and a party favor noise.)

Tricky: IT TOOK DOCTORS LIKE 10 YEARS TO DIAGNOSE WHAT WAS WRONG WITH CLOWN!!! SOME INSISTING HE WAS FAKING FOR ATTENTION. >:( WHILE AN ARTIST CLOWN KNEW WENT "Oh man, that sounds like normality depletion," AND ENDED UP BEING RIGHT!!!!

Tricky: ALSO, CLOWN CAN'T GO TO A DOCTOR AND ASK THEM TO DRAW HIM WITH CAT EARS AND A TAIL TO MATCH NOW CAN HE??? >:/

Hank, in the back: YOU COULD IF YOU WEREN'T A FUCKING COWARD.

#what do you mean this didn't happen #director phobos #phobos madness #phobos mc #mc phobos #jebediah christoff #madness combat jebus #mc jebus #mc deimos #deimos mc #deimos madness #deimos madness combat #2bdamned #tricky mc #madness combat tricky #madness tricky #hank j. wimbleton #okay to reblog

[saritamanyalu]

Phobos (c) Madness Combat

#phobos #madness combat #madness wonderland #alternative universe #traditional drawing #phobos madness combat #phobos madness #project nexus

[aothecat]

Buff combat

#madness combat #madness project nexus #hank j. wimbleton #tricky the clown #madness combat deimos #madness combat sanford #madness combat jebus #madness combat victor #madness combat sheriff #madness combat phobos #madness combat 2bdammed

[trashcansienna]

HAPPY MADNESS DAY 2023 EVERYONE!!!

#madness day 2023 #madcom #madness combat #madcom fanart #madness combat fanart #madness combat hank #hank j. wimbleton #madness combat deimos #madness combat tricky #madness combat sanford #madness combat sheriff #madness combat jebus #madness combat doc #madness combat 2bdammed #madness combat crackpot #madness combat church #madness combat jorge #madness combat gestalt #madness combat auditor #madness combat phobos

[distressedwalnut]

I had to draw this immediately

#madness combat #madcom #madness combat art #madcom art #madness combat phobos #madcom phobos #madness combat jebus #madcom jebus #mc art #mc jebus #mc phobos #art #my art #he's so fucking tall so everyone looks like a baby #I hate it

[madness-romcom]

Sibling love <3

#madness combat #madcom #mc phobos #mc deimos #my art #my stuff #madness project nexus #madness combat deimos #madness combat phobos #director phobos

[datexpunged]

sure ill post this here too

#madness combat #madness project nexus #madness: project nexus #director phobos #madcom

[weirdospectral]

Smt from Twitter

#madness combat #madcom #hank madness combat #deimos madness combat #sanford madness combat #2bdamned madness combat #tricky madness combat #jebus madness combat #sheriff madness combat #auditor madness combat #madness combat hofnarr #Victor madness combat #dr gonne #phobos madness combat

[somequeeralien]

They eepy

#madness combat #madness combat art #madness combat fanart #madcom #white hank #hank j. wimbleton #phobos #THEY KITTIES :D #artists on tumblr #digital art #digital drawing #art

[shapituha]

I like to draw human teeth because they are scarier than small triangles-

#artists on tumblr #art #drawing #digital art #digital drawing #madness combat #madness combat project nexus #project nexus #phobos #sketch

[waitimgoated]

phoob

#madcom #madness combat #my art #art #whimsyart #phobos #phobos madcom #madcom phobos #hehe

[corruptedbunny-multimuse]

Phobos: i ca;nt bleiev clowns r real.;;; wha tthe fuck….

Auditor: Director, did you just discover mirrors?

Phobos: SHUT UP!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!

#what do you mean this didn't happen #mc auditor #auditor mc #madness auditor #auditor madness #madness combat auditor #director phobos #phobos madness #phobos mc #mc phobos #i will forever bully director phobos #okay to reblog

[saltymongoose]

ok i have a request: phobos with a shy player who hides behind him to avoid talking to people. extra bonus points if they also tend to get overstimulated and will just hang out in his office because they know nobody will disturb them

Of course! Here you go Anon, Happy New Year! <3

Phobos' Reaction to a Shy!Player

(TW: Yandere, Obsessive Behavior, Referenced Violence)

The moment you first show some signs of extreme shyness, Phobos’ concern is obvious. The sight of you ducking behind him when two of his agents passed by made him wonder if they'd committed the sin of scaring you in some way.

He’ll ask you about it in a soft manner, ever polite and gentlemanly. “Have my men done anything to make you wary, Your Grace? I assure you, I’ll punish them appropriately for their transgression, whatever it might be."

(Perhaps he was a little too convinced that they did something. But the Director couldn’t stand for anyone or anything making you too scared to be there at the Nexus’ headquarters, too scared to be near him. Plus, he couldn’t stand it if these nobodies made his organization look bad to you. Not when all of this was for your favor.)

You wave your hands and try to assuage his concern, explaining that you were just a bit overwhelmed by others’ attention and that his personnel weren’t at fault for anything. (Luckily for them.) The Director merely hummed in response, but you could tell he was put at ease by the way his hand fell from the pommel of the sword at his side.

After that, however, Phobos learns to appreciate your shyness each time it rears its head. The way it causes you to go to him for comfort is something he can’t help but adore, not only because it serves him with that attention from you he so craves, but also because it shows just how much you trust him.

Really, it’s enough to make him swoon. Witnessing his God showing so much faith in him and his capabilities, seeing how you go to him and him alone for comfort—it's far more than any simple vessel of yours could hope for.

Phobos will do his best to ensure that you never regret your choice, and he’ll be infinitely welcoming and understanding whenever you feel the need to escape from others’ attention.

He’ll place himself between you and anyone else who enters your vicinity, acting as a barrier should you not want to spend your time mingling with his lessers. (Besides, he really doesn’t think that they deserve an inkling of your attention anyway, even if they are his underlings.)

If you do decide to socialize, he’ll try to keep you close regardless. He figures it would be best to do so in case anyone tries to get too comfortable around you or dares to upset you.

Needless to say, the workers of the Nexus Core are never truly at ease whenever they’re around you; it’s impossible to be. Not when their Director is leering in their direction like he’s a second away from violently lunging at them. And they honestly believe Phobos enjoys the discomfort they feel around him. (And they’d be right.)

On the off chance that Phobos cannot accompany you, he’ll have one of his officers do it instead (likely a Tower Guard or another one of his more powerful units). They’ll be under strict orders concerning their treatment of you, of course.

Phobos absolutely loves it when you hide away in his office to get some proper peace and quiet. Just being able to look up from his work and see you lazing about on the seat closest to his or reading a book he’s gifted you makes him feel all the more warm in your presence. Perhaps it’s the joy of being in your sphere, or simply the gratefulness he has that you chose him and his place as your getaway, but the butterflies in his chest can’t seem to die down when you’re so close.

He’ll encourage you to stay more often and for longer each time you drop by. Phobos will also use a myriad of reasons to try to convince you if you hesitate; whether it be his need for your tactical knowledge or him “accidentally” ordering someone to bring your favorite snacks/drink to his office before you even entered. Either way, you’ll find yourself having some obligation to spend more time with him. Not like you mind it that much; Phobos is surprisingly good company (to you, at least), and it stops you from having to mingle with others when you don’t wish to.

Overall, Phobos is surprisingly soft and doting when faced with your shyness - even affectionate (and clingy) at times. However, that's to be expected; it's a side only you could ever bring out of him, after all. For the Director of the Nexus Core, treating you any different would be a crime worthy of the worst consequences imaginable.

#tw: yandere #i ❤️ anons #my writing #samau #self aware m:pn au #player!reader #yandere madcom #yandere madness combat #madness combat x reader #madcom x reader #yandere phobos #phobos x reader

[vsrobotjulie]

contrary to popular belief there are women in madness combat they're all just butch and use he/him

#in a butch way though #madness combat #happy womens day to 2bdamned and deimos and auditor and phobos and tricky and jeb

[nevadas-night-time-novelist]

whos babygirl is this

#madness combat #madcom #director phobos #madness project nexus #mpn2 #phobos #x scribbles #art #doodle

[cheschesterpossum]

Fuck it, madcom x TFA crossover

Also here's Player as a treat

(didn't know which alt mode to give them so..)

#transformers #transformers animated #tfa #madcom #madness combat #mc phobos #samau #madcom phobos #self aware m:pn au #player!reader #crossover #art