#pick your poison lol

[dogboy-mustaine]

extra quality dates

#which one will you eat? #pick your poison lol #definitely not new but it’s another fav of mine so w/e #my scans #rip magazine #gnr #izzy stradlin #axl rose #guns n roses

[potionboy3]

élliot durand & viveka raeburn

i've grown a soft spot for these two even though they're definitely not winning any parenting awards... @cursed-herbalist

#élliot durand #viveka raeburn #i don't even know what era to place this in really #but they took over my pinterest so here we are now im obsessed #ship: vivot #ship: absent parents #pick your poison lol #really i was told not to pick a shipname today

[akkivee]

I am so sorry about spamming you with all these asks that aren't exactly asks 😭 that bit about saburo and kuko bonding via him info dumping on kuko is so cute! 😭 love the idea of kuko fitting right in w/ the yamada bros as if he belonged there?? like them playing games together, kuko making delicious food for them + packing jiro his bento in the morning when ichiro has some urgent request to attend to?? ft. ichiro being very much endeared but also confused w/ how domestic this all feels lmao

DOMESTIC ICHIKUU IS MY JAM

kuukou randomly dropping by to hang out with the yamadas????? assisting with their odd jobs???? and then dragging them all out for a break after more laborious jobs???? he habitually rises really early, like at around 3 in the morning, so when kuukou sleeps over, he always gets up to cook the yamadas breakfast??????

ichiro probably hc he has a cute boyfriend puttering around his home lol

#vee got an ask #don’t mind it lol i enjoy having excuses to talk about ichikuu lol #kuukou has his turf and ichiro has his but who says they can’t visit each other’s homes lol????? #kuukou can continue to jam with jiro lol!!!!!!!! saburo would probably appreciate having new blood to destroy at board games lol!!!!!! #ichiro might try and get an early morning workout going and kuukou ‘helps’ by doing any of the following: #sitting on ichiro’s back as he does push ups!!!!!!!! exercising with him and making a competition out of it!!!!!!! #simultaneous catcalling and gassing up finished sets!!!!!!! pda as a form of reward for finished sets!!!!!!!! #pick your poison LOL

[rosenecklaces]

Gwynriels might have nothing but the AUDICITY and BOLDNESS like girl we aren't the ones saying azriel rescue was for gwyn instead of him being a normal fucking person and a good man...

#they also put out the Azriel Have A Hero Conplex like oh yeah??? where was it when gwyn was about to die then #he didn't give a fuck if she lived 😐 do you prefer him to not give af about his mate or he caring a lot to rescue it in a suicide mission #pick your poison lol #booo gwynriel i hate your pussyyy

[pigdemonart]

FOR some reason the original post for these got deleted/i dont recall if I ever shared it to begin with? It’s a real mystery, but I was sorting through my Lupin art and sure enough, it was missing from the blog. And i like these drawings of these two, so here it goes!

Fujilup is just what if the world’s worst two people were in love with each other

#lupin the third #lupin iii #arsene lupin iii #fujiko mine #again…i really just ship everyone with everyone in this series LOL #its just a pick your poison with what kind of flavor of queer you’re into that evening #my art

[quatregats]

This quote is so funny but also like that is literally the most efficient summary of the difference between these books sdhfjhds

#i can't speak to bernard cornwell i have not read sharpe nor am i planning to (this is from his wikipedia page though lol) #but it certainly is true of the difference between the aubreyad and hornblower #anyways to each their own. this is the best introduction to the boat book fandom though #pick your poison shdjfhsdkf #perce rambles #aubreyad #hornblower #(also to be clear. he was so real for saying this. as he is for literally everything he said sdfhsjkdf)

[ieropski]

my spectral romance: adventures in ghost hunting episode 1: the gang meets gerard

(episode 2: yes we have a ghost on our ghost hunting crew, problem?)

#mcr #my chemical romance #gerard way #frank iero #ray toro #mikey way #the gang's all here. first one! #art #idk if anyone's online lol #i like how ray turned out here! #and gerard #well duh he took like 2 seconds to draw #just realized gerard's hands are huge. pointing it out at risk of all of you having not realized and my pointing it out making you all reali #ok no i knew it would read this way #yes mikey and gerard know each other. theyre brothers #mikey told him not to tag along cuz he's a secret OR he didn't know he'd tag along OR he didn't know gerard came back as a ghost #pick your poison #my bad i left the 'g' in mikey fuckin way on the headphones #or i drew gerard too big in general

[bowenoke]

i'm sure i am not the only one who is very concerned about the ~4 hours between when the midjourney change was made, and I knew to go opt out of it, so; glaze does not need to be on all your works to be effective. in the same way that one artist glazing all their works will ruin a broad, multi-artist dataset, glazing your works moving forward will ruin any dataset trained on you. if out of 100 comics I've posted, 10 are glazed, a dataset trained on all of my comics will not be able to make anything similar to my style. anyways. go download glaze.

#ofc a manual review of the data set could pick out anything glazed. ig the point for me is to force that manual review #though wider adoption of glaze is not a perfect or even workable solution for many. my computer is 10 years old and runs glaze but #thats pretty lucky on my part. and the '100 comics' thing isnt perfect bc. im not using glaze on my comics. it looks really bad. #and there's not a real risk of someone using my art to train a data set bc. like. cartoons exist. #like you probably SHOULD glaze everything especially from now on #but if like me the idea of trawling your entire internet presence seems so daunting youd almost sooner delete it all #posting Some poison is better than posting No poison #but most important is not being paralyzed into inaction by how daunting the task is. even if that does mean no poison #im trying out what works and what does not right now for me. and i guess my advice is that you do too even if that means making a pillowfor #lol

[crybaby-bkg]

okay now that I’ve finished scorned and can start working on one shots again………….

feel free to ask about any of them, since I have most already started and have the premise of how they’re all gonna go!!!!

#they’re all gonna have smut if that wasn’t obvious LOL #I’m excited for all of these tho #but also moving very slow bc I’m just so unsure of where to start lol #so I don’t wanna dive head first in one bc????? which one am I even doing???? #and I’ll most likely write them in the order of which they were voted #if that makes sense #—pick your poison 🍩

[lesbianneopolitan]

So roman and neo’s relationship is basically supposed to be “ambiguous” although miles luna really didn’t seem to be a fan of it and said it seemed more like one sided to him….

Do you think they dated?

I think it was left ambiguous so people can think whatever- I personally go with the route of them having a platonic relationship, like, a besties kind of thing

To throw around a few headcanons tho, my Neo is a lesbian, her Roman is a bisexual king I've explained before how I actually developed a headcanon in which my Neo actually thought what she felt for Roman at first was romantic, because she had no experience and compulsory heterosexuality is a thing (despite having signals through her life of only being attracted to women), so when she noticed anything that crossed into romantic or sexual territory with Roman felt weird, she decided to finally go out of the closet as a lesbian

this is p much how I used the ambiguity to myself, one, because I'm projecting a similar experience on Neo, but second because I don't see a lot of headcanons touching the lesbian struggle in this kind of way, so I thought it was a p good opportunity to do so

#Ask #Headcanon #Neopolitan #I've seen a lot of people with different opinions so really #you can pick your poison lol

[icewindandboringhorror]

Various images of things

#image commentary in tags once again since they don't allow captions anymore and I feel weird using the alt text for that -- #1. PIBBINS.... cheering clapping hooting hollering glorious applause everytime I see a pigeon in public #2. Birthday card that I drew for someone. .. kittys... #3. 2023's annual haul of tiny white pumpkins.. i get at least one white pumpkin every year around fall when they have pumpkins in stores #because I just love the color and texture ... bright white and smooth and cold and round.. kind of like a volleyball or something #4. A brief adventure into watching big brother (only earlier seasons of course as I hate all reality shows post like 2013 or something when #they became overly focused on social media and overproduced memeable phrases more.. like even though ALL reality shows have always #been extremely fake and annoying and mindless it's like..... newer stuff seems A Different Kind Of Fake or something) since whenever #I'm sick sometimes I find weird mindless things like that to watch (that one time I had bronchitis I watched all of Flavor of Love in my #half awake illness stupor and now everytime I heat up canned minestrone soup (mostly all I ate that week) I think of flavor flav since #thats just a weird brain connection I have now lol) ANYWAY.. I was sick and watched like 2 seasons of this and then thought it was too #uninteresting and obnoxious to continue (more like 1 and a half since I skipped the rest of one once only boring people were left) BUT this #one guy had a very mischevious looking face and he also said a few things (like the above captioned speech) that sounded like dialogue #some fantasy character would say.. so I took a screencap of him and edited him into a mischevious wizard i guess.?? idk I was sick lol #~your little friend has a poisoned tongue~ is just a very unexpectedly serious sounding wording for some random normal #frat dude looking guy to say while casually chatting on a reality tv show in like 2008 or whenever that was filmed lol #5. FLUFFY CLOVERS!! I'd never seen them be furry and soft before?? inchresting.. #6. Noodle sitting in bed with the cat figurines looming above him... the council of kittys... #7. McDonald's full breakfast platter + asparagus + strawberries & cream (also of course this is old and I am now boycotting mcdonalds etc) #i try to group the images somewhat consistently like.. winter stuff with winter stuff or summer stuff with summer stuff #but I have so many random pictrues floating around on my computer that I never post that sometimes some are not organized or just #thrown into a set because there's nowhere else for them. Like the pigeon picture is from like 3 years ago for example lol #8 & 9 - I think I've posted these before but I just find them very interesting looking flowers. whenever they happen to be blooming #I'll pick up a few when I'm out on walks or etc. ... poof ball looking things #photo diary

[akkivee]

Maybe kuko is standing on a stoll or a chair to meet ichiros eyes?

the mysterious stool that conveniently appears whenever kuukou is throwing down with the titans LMAO

#vee got an ask #for the kuukou v jakurai one i remember fanart of kuukou standing on jyushi or both his teammates to glare at sensei LOL #i actually saw an ad for a collapsible stool like yesterday lol #maybe kuukou with his weird wall breaking powers bought that thing before its inception lmao #because jakurai definitely wouldn’t bow to kuukou’s height lmao #mysterious stool and a bro who wants to stare at his pretty eyes??? or just stool???? both big boys leaning down???? #pick your poison lmao

[prismit]

couldn't find any documentation on how many cells you get from boss rush, so i worked it out myself! (to the best of my abilities anyway lol, also if this info is out there already then i must have missed it in my search 😅 sorry)

quick note: this might not be 100% accurate, since i mostly used math instead of fighting every boss 6 times lol. but i definitely gathered enough data to find a consistent pattern, so if these numbers are off at all, they should at least be VERY close, and at least 0bc and 5bc are definitely correct.

so, here's the numbers for each difficulty!

Concierge: 24 / 25 / 26 / 27 / 28 / 30

Conjunctivius: 40 / 42 / 44 / 46 / 48 / 50

Mama Tick: 32 / 33 / 35 / 36 / 38 / 40

Death: 80 / 84 / 88 / 92 / 96 / 100

Time Keeper: 40 / 42 / 44 / 46 / 48 / 50

Giant: 60 / 63 / 66 / 69 / 72 / 75

Scarecrow: 50 / 52 / 55 / 57 / 60 / 62

Dracula: 80 / 84 / 88 / 92 / 96 / 100

Hand of the King: 80 / 84 / 88 / 92 / 96 / 100

Servants: 47 / 49 / 51 / 54 / 56 / 60

Queen: 80 / 84 / 88 / 92 / 96 / 100

Dracula Final Form: 40 on all difficulties

ALSO: you don't get any more cells than normal from modified bosses or flawless wins. the 4 trials give the same amount as DIY mode, so there's no bonus there as far as cells go.

#dead cells #oh yea also i haven't looked into it but you can get a couple extra cells sometimes??? idk why or how #while farming the giant i got 1 or 2 extras sometimes. not sure if it's a bug or related to the seed or what but. yea. idk #anyways yea hotk and queen are the best for cell farming i think #the strat i used was: all legendary custom mode with nothing but cursed sword and barricade #all mutations locked except for combo/tainted flask/demonic strength (or initiative if not on the beta) #set enemy health to 20% in assist mode. go in the boss room. take a sip. melt the boss in under 10 seconds. easy cells #hotk dies before he can finish winding up his opening attack #queen is slightly faster to farm due to the lack of cinematics but her attack patterns are random so you cant just turn your brain off #btw if you do this method: just remember to switch barricade to catalyst BEFORE picking up a sword lmao. i messed that up many times #alsooo idk how seeds work regarding versions and platform and such but. for the steam beta with all dlc at least: #514114 gives a sword with bonus to poison+bleed on 5bc #it's the second sword in the pedestal room. if you use this seed probably take open wounds instead of combo/initiative #a 300% damage bonus would probably be best though lol but i couldn't find one sadly #if you wanna farm without custom/assist mode then godspeed and good luck 🫡

[fatass-angel-adam]

"Please ignore my tall idiotic counterpart." (From Eve)

"The fuck??" ha asked, throwing his hands up, "I'm RIGHT HERE!!"

#good on him to assume she means him without question lol #pick your poison please

[themaidenofwords]

#i need to know #I have ideas for all of them lol #writing #writing stuff #writeblr #polls #pick your poison #batfam #mcu #merlin #fanfic

[nulfaga]

Also walked home trying to control my big stupid grin not because i dislike smiling in public but because if pressed i'd have to explain that i was smiling because i thought about cicero being called "the romulus of arpinum". get yours you old egomaniac

#it's not even funny but mary beard tells it so well in her book. the idea that the founding of rome was as mysterious to #to the romans of the republic as it is to us; this semimythical unrecorded age #and cicero evoking romulus in his speeches against catiline sounding a Lot like some blowhard evoking cicero today #or jesus. or washington. pick your poison #(or the fucking owl of minerva for those in the know) #and the response being to call him the romulus of arpinum #like yeah big dog you're like the jesus christ of idaho. lol. #it's so human like we have always been compelled to make fun of ppl who put on airs. #my poasts